Star vs. the Forces of Evil 4x36

Directed by Brett Varon • Tyler Chen

Michael C. Hall as Toffee (voice) • Zosia Mamet as Hekapoo (voice) • Esmé Bianco as Eclipsa (voice) • Keith David as Glossaryck (voice)

Star searches for a way to defeat Mina and her Solarian Warriors.

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1. Rags for sale.

2. Get your lightly-used rags here.

3. - Oof! - (monster roaring)

4. Oh, corn!

5. Halt, vile monster! Prepare for justice!

6. - (Eclipsa cooing) - Crawl back to the pit

7. from whence you came!

8. I, Queen Solaria, hereby claim this village for Mewmankind!

9. Hmm, fine, I'll go.

10. Maybe you shouldn't build your village on my nest.

11. You ever think of that?

12. (woman) That's actually pretty helpful.

13. (Solaria) Citizens!

14. Too long you have lived under the monsters' reign of terror.

15. I am forming a new, volunteer army

16. to remove this monster threat once and for all.

17. Now, who among you will join me?

18. - (Eclipsa giggles) - (woman) Uh...

19. - ... do we have to? - (Solaria) What?

20. We're pretty used to this by now.

21. It's fine.

22. It's not fine.

23. Plus, shouldn't you be doing, like, queen stuff?

24. Yeah, seems like a lot of work.

25. Yeah, I gotta get back to work, man.

26. - (man) I gotta do my laundry. - I have to go to the bathroom.

27. Well, there you have it, Eclipsa.

28. (Solaria) Another village seemingly unconcerned

29. - with rampaging monsters. - (Eclipsa chuckles)

30. (Solaria) Oh, yes, you're so sweet.

31. Let's go get a Snookers.

32. - You want a Snookers? - (Mina) Your majesty?

33. For what it's worth, I thought your speech was real neat.

34. You must be the strongest queen ever,

35. standing up to all those monsters!

36. So, there is someone brave enough to step forward.

37. Peasant girl, will you volunteer to be my first Solarian warrior?

38. Aw, jeez, I'd love to, but I'm just a simple rag peddler.

39. I see your conviction. Your love for your kingdom.

40. You are exactly the kind of soldier I'm looking for.

41. But I've never fought anyone before.

42. That is no matter. I do not ask for strength.

43. I ask only that you believe in me.

44. I do believe in you.

45. Then swear yourself to me, and I will make you the fiercest warrior

46. Mewni has ever known.

47. (demonic-voiced) Time to fulfill my oath!

48. Star, I know it must seem crazy

49. that Mina's working for me.

50. But let me explain.

51. You traitor!

52. I know what this looks like, but you have to understand.

53. - Understand what? - (Moon gasps)

54. Mina was already planning to overthrow Eclipsa.

55. Trust me, I stopped her from doing far worse.

56. So you start a revolution behind my back?

57. The one who started this was her!

58. Oh, dear! That was an accident.

59. Pfft. Accident.

60. Like anyone's gonna believe that.

61. Star, I know you trust Eclipsa. I trusted her once, too.

62. Look where that got me.

63. I beg your pardon?

64. You're the reason I was lost in the magic dimension.

65. You're the reason I was separated from my family, from my daughter!

66. That was an accident, Moon. You know that.

67. And Star can take care of herself.

68. She's far wiser than we were at her age.

69. I'm' not going to argue about this, Eclipsa.

70. I'm here to offer you a deal.

71. Deal?

72. Mom, what are you doing?

73. Surrender the crown to me.

74. In return, I'll call off Mina

75. and my Solarian warriors.

76. So you're the one who created the warriors.

77. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

78. After that, I'll heal Globgor

79. at the magic sanctuary, and you and your family

80. will be free to live in any dimension

81. of your choosing, except this one.

82. And if I don't do what you're asking?

83. - What then? - Things could get worse.

84. - (gasps) - No!

85. (Eclipsa) It's all right, Star.

86. I tried my best, but it appears my best wasn't enough.

87. What?

88. - (lively music playing) - Yeah! We're number one!

89. We're number one!

90. Eat this, Eclipsa!

91. Not so fancy now, are ya?

92. Wooo!

93. (Rhombulus) Pizza party!

94. Who let him have soda?

95. Hey, watch it! You're making a mess.

96. Huh? A mess?

97. (mocking) Oh, no!

98. Please don't arrest me!

99. - (snakes laughing) - No, not the dungeon again.

100. Isn't this a little premature?

101. Eclipsa hasn't even surrendered yet,

102. and the last time I tried to contact Mina,

103. she just sent back a bag of old jelly beans.

104. I don't know what that means.

105. Well, it's only a matter of time, isn't it?

106. I'm just excited for things to go back to the way they were in the good ol' days.

107. The Magic High Commision is back in the game, baby!

108. We'll be back to our glorious schedule

109. of weekly meetings with the queen, and the pre-meetings

110. and the meetings to schedule meetings,

111. and the post-meeting and the bi-monthly meeting

112. to discuss the productivity of our meetings

113. as well as checking the notes

114. to accurately record the minutes of... What are you doing to that pizza?

115. (Rhombulus) I'm eating it!

116. Knock-knock.

117. I'll only need a minute.

118. Hello, darling. How are you holding up?

119. I think I found a way to keep us all safe.

120. We'll be giving up a lot, and...

121. but since when has our relationship ever been easy?

122. (Meteora) Papa.

123. Oh, he's really, really not looking so good.

124. No, he's not.

125. But this will all be over soon.

126. Mm-hmm. And the monsters?

127. Are you gonna stop attacking them, too?

128. I never told the soldiers to attack the monsters.

129. You know how overeager Mina can get.

130. But I would not attack innocent civilians.

131. I don't know. Doesn't seem too off-brand for you at this point.

132. I'm doing this for us, Globgor.

133. (kisses) Be back in a jiffy.

134. So, you're just gonna leave Mewni.

135. I'm sorry, Star.

136. I know you've tried so hard to help me.

137. But right now, what's best for Mewni

138. is that my family leaves.

139. (Moon) Eclipsa's right, Star.

140. As queen, it is your duty to do what is best for your people...

141. even if they end up hating you for it.

142. (Mina) What's up, scalawags?

143. - Looks like time's up! - (crowing)

144. Now, the fun begins.

145. So, you've captured the monster smoocher, did ya?

146. (laughs) Did she put up a fight?

147. Gonna make a necklace out of all the teeth you knocked out?

148. No, Mina. Eclipsa has chosen to surrender.

149. Of course she's agreed to surrender.

150. She's a coward and a traitor to her mother's legacy.

151. Now, if you don't mind, Moon, I'm gonna need ya

152. to scoot to the side a little.

153. I... Wait, what?

154. You know, just scootch a little so I don't accidentally get ya

155. when I run her through with my sword and all.

156. - (Marco) Huh? - (Star, Eclipsa) What?

157. That won't be necessary.

158. Eclipsa is here to officially announce her resignation.

159. You are your troops may stand down.

160. Oh, to be perfectly honest, at this point, I'll...

161. I'll skip the speech and be on my way.

162. (Mina) No one's going anywhere!

163. Where's Globgor, you monster fangirl?

164. Globgor is no longer your concern, Mina.

165. He will be leaving Mewni along with Eclipsa and Meteora.

166. Ugh! But you're letting them off too easy!

167. What about your army, huh?

168. We all swore an oath to protect Mewni.

169. To get rid of all those dirty monsters

170. and make life good again for the real Mewmans!

171. You tell 'em, sister!

172. This was never about hurting monsters, Mina.

173. Now, for the last time, stand down!

174. I gave you all your powers, and I can take them away.

175. Oh, I'll stand down, all right.

176. Right after we round up all the monsters

177. and shove 'em all off the cliff.

178. They're all gonna be like, "Oh, oh, no. My bod.

179. Oh, my poor monster bod!"

180. I used to look up to this person.

181. That's it, Mina.

182. Return the power paid in blood.

183. Your essence now restored.

184. Revoke the strength that comes in floods,

185. and rest forevermore!

186. (laughs) That tickled.

187. I don't understand.

188. Did you really think that would work?

189. You may have created the warriors,

190. but we pledged our loyalty to Queen Solaria.

191. - What? - Now then,

192. my warriors, rise and assemble!

193. Arrest every monster

194. and monster smoocher you can find,

195. but save Globgor for me!

196. No! This wasn't supposed to happen.

197. What did you expect, Mom?

198. You teamed up with Mina!

199. We have to go, now!

200. You mooks are also under arrest.

201. Why? For obstructing mama's business!

202. Mina, this is madness!

203. No, Moon. This is justice!

204. Huh? Oof!

205. Gah! Ugh! Not fair!

206. Idiots! Find Eclipsa!

207. Next room!

208. Hmm.

209. - Hello. - Move.

210. Whoops-a-diddle!

211. Globgor, you poor man.

212. Here, take my beard meat.

213. Hey, now! This guy's a vegetarian, remember?

214. You expect me to give him a salad

215. when you've been sitting in it all day?

216. (groans) What happened?

217. (Hekapoo) I saved your butts.

218. So, you're welcome.

219. So, I'm not hearing a thank you.

220. I mean, I just saved your life.

221. Hekapoo, we were kinda in the middle of something.

222. In the middle of dying, but hey,

223. I took you somewhere that will solve all that business.

224. Welcome to the tavern at the end of the multiverse!

225. Are you just gonna stand out there in the rain?

226. They're with me.

227. Hey, Moonie, are you coming in?

228. Come on, you're gonna love this place.

229. Welcome to the furthest possible place away from all your problems.

230. This quaint watering hole sits at the end of reality,

231. and at the start of complete nonexistence.

232. Hear, hear!

233. Oh!

234. - (growling) - I'm getting a vibe

235. that we're not welcome here.

236. Most of these people left their dimensions

237. to get away from magical issues or power-hungry rulers.

238. You check both boxes.

239. What? This doesn't solve any of our problems.

240. Yeah, it does!

241. We got a sweet place to hang out as Mewni gets destroyed.

242. Hekapoo, give me the scissors.

243. Wait, what are you doing?

244. Globgor needs my help.

245. Yes, but it's too dangerous.

246. Yeah, it's too dangerous

247. because of you!

248. Well, y'all are buzzkills.

249. I'm gonna go make the best of this mess.

250. Star, let's just take a seat and talk about this.

251. What is there to talk about, exactly?

252. We can't go back to Mewni because we'll die

253. from a situation that you caused!

254. So just stay far away from me.

255. Or better yet, stand over there

256. where you don't exist.

257. Was that your daughter?

258. Talking to you like that?

259. I could never talk to my mom like that, I tell ya.

260. - (Eclipsa) That's it! You're done! - Oh, hey, hey!

261. - Hey, let go! - All done! Game over!

262. That's my pool cue!

263. Oof!

264. So, what do you say, Moon?

265. You wanna get in a quick game of pool?

266. How can you even think about that at a time like this?

267. My whole entire life

268. has been a time like this, Moon.

269. You learn to enjoy these moments.

270. That's my pool cue.

271. You should smile more.

272. I don't know what that means.

273. You know, I never got a chance to thank you.

274. Oh, yeah, I put the entire kingdom in jeopardy

275. and destroyed both of our families.

276. You're welcome.

277. No, I mean thank you for freeing my husband.

278. I can only assume it was you who asked Rhombulus

279. to release Globgor at my coronation.

280. - Your turn! - (Meteora cooing)

281. (Mina) Monsters of Mewni,

282. for too long you've plagued our lands

283. - with your monster treachery! - (monsters whimpering)

284. Wait, this doesn't feel right.

285. It's just not the same without the king of monsters.

286. All right, new plan, new plan.

287. We find Globgor,

288. then we push these freaks off the cliff.

289. Don't worry, my babies.

290. (Buff Frog) Everything will be okay.

291. Jeez, I am surprised they haven't found us yet.

292. Can you check on my devil's mark?

293. What's a devil's mark?

294. Does it still look cool?

295. Mm, yeah, looks pretty cool.

296. You know, it's funny.

297. I feel like I spent my entire life

298. trying to be cool,

299. but I only got as far as "quirky."

300. I know what you mean.

301. I think quirky is cool.

302. Really?

303. Whoa, dude.

304. Dude, dude, dude!

305. Cool.

306. We're all gonna die!

307. River, Globby's boo-boos are getting bigger!

308. We just need to get him to the magic sanctuary!

309. But what if we don't get him there in time?

310. The man is a father!

311. - (Globgor groaning) - He'll make it in time!

312. Hey, hey, hey there, buddy.

313. You doing okay?

314. Uh, Hekapoo said this place has the best pomegranate juice in the multiverse.

315. Ahh. You wanna try?

316. (groans) I hate magic.

317. - What, what? - You were right, Marco.

318. Magic's just... Ugh!

319. I don't even know what it is.

320. I hate magic!

321. I mean, my wise, royal family keeps "solving situations" with the stuff,

322. but "oops," we just cause more problems!

323. This universe would be better without it.

324. That's right!

325. Magic's the worst, and the people that use it are idiots!

326. (all) Yeah!

327. No more magic. No more butterflies.

328. All we need is me and you.

329. But magic's what brought us together.

330. M'lady, a patron sent these over for you.

331. (Star) Pudding?

332. Mm. (laughs)

333. Hey there, sport.

334. Long time no see.

335. I need a word with you.

336. Okay... (screams)

337. We have to do something.

338. I can't just be stuck in here and play pool.

339. Well, you created those Solarian warriors.

340. Don't they have some kind of weakness or something?

341. (Eclipsa) Moon?

342. - Moon? - Uh...

343. Do the Solarian warriors have a weakness or what?

344. Uh, no. Not that I know of.

345. Look, the way I see it, we have three options.

346. One, we stay here.

347. Two, you give me my wand

348. and I go back to Mewni and blast those warriors

349. with my Total Anihilation spell,

350. probably destroying most of the kingdom as well.

351. - Hmm. - Or three,

352. you go over there, make amends with your daughter,

353. and the three of us go back together to unleash

354. a wicked bunch of nasty business on those warriors.

355. You're probably right, but she won't even talk to me.

356. Moon, look, it's our only real option.

357. - I'm sure once... - (Star grunting)

358. What was that?

359. Okay, Glossaryck, that's it!

360. Aah! Oof!

361. Stupid magic eyeball ride!

362. Stupid magic Glossaryck dimension!

363. Well, that hurts my feelings.

364. You barge into my eyeball unannounced

365. and then insult my home!

366. If I knew you were coming, I would've tidied up a bit.

367. Yep, yup, it's official. I hate magic.

368. I'm, uh, I'm gonna destroy it.

369. What? And how are you going to do that?

370. I could... I could say the Whispering spell

371. inside the realm of magic.

372. (chuckles) Boom!

373. It's the only way to stop Mina.

374. Okay, whoa. Calm down.

375. Look, see? It's all gone.

376. It's all gone!

377. Oh, so now you're gonna just put me in the grandma room.

378. Why did he put me in the grandma room?

379. Glossaryck? Glossaryck, please?

380. Don't leave me here with my dysfunctional family.

381. (sighs) Okay.

382. Hi, Eclipsa.

383. Mother.

384. Hi, Celena. Wait. Where's Celena?

385. Star Butterfly.

386. It's a grandma reunion.

387. - (Queens whispering) - (Star) Uh, hello.

388. Hi.

389. What are we all looking at?

390. (Star) My tapestry, it's finished!

391. (gasps) Oh, my...

392. I actually destroy the magic?

393. So my temper tantrum was right all along!

394. And they're gone.

395. Monster castle is looking good.

396. No Mina,

397. and everyone is safe and happy.

398. Okay, great!

399. Obviously, gonna go destroy the magic now.

400. Wait, where's Marco?

401. So, no magic means no Marco?

402. Actually, no magic means no Glossaryck. Marco will be fine.

403. The magic will put him back where he belongs.

404. On Earth.

405. But that's not fair!

406. Plus, that doesn't even make sense.

407. The magic put Marco in the lint catcher

408. at the Mewni castle, and it put me in a shed

409. with Doop-Doop, and my mom on Pie Island.

410. Oh, I'm sure it had a really good reason to do that.

411. Well, your mom makes really good pies.

412. Hey, excuse me! Excuse me!

413. You need to change this!

414. My boyfriend, Marco, he is missing in this picture.

415. Can you please just add him in there,

416. like, maybe holding my hand or just...

417. - Star. - It's just he...

418. he belongs with me!

419. - Star! - What?

420. I think the tapestry is done.

421. So I have to destroy the magic.

422. I guess this means Toffee was right.

423. - Surprise! - (gasps)

424. Aah! Doh!

425. - (gasps) - Star!

426. Jeez, we were kinda getting worried about you.

427. - (panting) - Did you, uh,

428. you figure anything out in there?

429. (sighs) I'm gonna destroy the magic.