1. Rags for sale.Copy !req
2. Get your lightly-used rags here.Copy !req
3. - Oof!Copy !req
4. Oh, corn!Copy !req
5. Halt, vile monster! Prepare for justice!Copy !req
6. - Crawl back to the pitCopy !req
7. from whence you came!Copy !req
8. I, Queen Solaria,
hereby claim this village for Mewmankind!Copy !req
9. Hmm, fine, I'll go.Copy !req
10. Maybe you shouldn't build
your village on my nest.Copy !req
11. You ever think of that?Copy !req
12. That's actually pretty helpful.Copy !req
13. Citizens!Copy !req
14. Too long you have lived
under the monsters' reign of terror.Copy !req
15. I am forming a new, volunteer armyCopy !req
16. to remove this monster threat
once and for all.Copy !req
17. Now, who among you will join me?Copy !req
18. Uh...Copy !req
19. - ... do we have to?
What?Copy !req
20. We're pretty used to this by now.Copy !req
21. It's fine.Copy !req
22. It's not fine.Copy !req
23. Plus, shouldn't you be doing,
like, queen stuff?Copy !req
24. Yeah, seems like a lot of work.Copy !req
25. Yeah, I gotta get back to work, man.Copy !req
26. - (man) I gotta do my laundry.
- I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
27. Well, there you have it, Eclipsa.Copy !req
28. Another village seemingly unconcernedCopy !req
29. - with rampaging monsters.Copy !req
30. Oh, yes, you're so sweet.Copy !req
31. Let's go get a Snookers.Copy !req
32. - You want a Snookers?
Your majesty?Copy !req
33. For what it's worth,
I thought your speech was real neat.Copy !req
34. You must be the strongest queen ever,Copy !req
35. standing up to all those monsters!Copy !req
36. So, there is someone brave enough
to step forward.Copy !req
37. Peasant girl, will you volunteer
to be my first Solarian warrior?Copy !req
38. Aw, jeez, I'd love to,
but I'm just a simple rag peddler.Copy !req
39. I see your conviction.
Your love for your kingdom.Copy !req
40. You are exactly the kind of soldier
I'm looking for.Copy !req
41. But I've never fought anyone before.Copy !req
42. That is no matter.
I do not ask for strength.Copy !req
43. I ask only that you believe in me.Copy !req
44. I do believe in you.Copy !req
45. Then swear yourself to me,
and I will make you the fiercest warriorCopy !req
46. Mewni has ever known.Copy !req
47. Time to fulfill my oath!Copy !req
48. Star, I know it must seem crazyCopy !req
49. that Mina's working for me.Copy !req
50. But let me explain.Copy !req
51. You traitor!Copy !req
52. I know what this looks like,
but you have to understand.Copy !req
53. - Understand what?Copy !req
54. Mina was already planning
to overthrow Eclipsa.Copy !req
55. Trust me,
I stopped her from doing far worse.Copy !req
56. So you start a revolution behind my back?Copy !req
57. The one who started this was her!Copy !req
58. Oh, dear! That was an accident.Copy !req
59. Pfft. Accident.Copy !req
60. Like anyone's gonna believe that.Copy !req
61. Star, I know you trust Eclipsa.
I trusted her once, too.Copy !req
62. Look where that got me.Copy !req
63. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
64. You're the reason I was lost
in the magic dimension.Copy !req
65. You're the reason I was separated
from my family, from my daughter!Copy !req
66. That was an accident, Moon. You know that.Copy !req
67. And Star can take care of herself.Copy !req
68. She's far wiser than we were at her age.Copy !req
69. I'm' not going to argue about this,
Eclipsa.Copy !req
70. I'm here to offer you a deal.Copy !req
71. Deal?Copy !req
72. Mom, what are you doing?Copy !req
73. Surrender the crown to me.Copy !req
74. In return, I'll call off MinaCopy !req
75. and my Solarian warriors.Copy !req
76. So you're the one
who created the warriors.Copy !req
77. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.Copy !req
78. After that, I'll heal GlobgorCopy !req
79. at the magic sanctuary,
and you and your familyCopy !req
80. will be free to live in any dimensionCopy !req
81. of your choosing, except this one.Copy !req
82. And if I don't do what you're asking?Copy !req
83. - What then?
- Things could get worse.Copy !req
84. - No!Copy !req
85. It's all right, Star.Copy !req
86. I tried my best,
but it appears my best wasn't enough.Copy !req
87. What?Copy !req
88. - Yeah! We're number one!Copy !req
89. We're number one!Copy !req
90. Eat this, Eclipsa!Copy !req
91. Not so fancy now, are ya?Copy !req
92. Wooo!Copy !req
93. Pizza party!Copy !req
94. Who let him have soda?Copy !req
95. Hey, watch it! You're making a mess.Copy !req
96. Huh? A mess?Copy !req
97. Oh, no!Copy !req
98. Please don't arrest me!Copy !req
99. - No, not the dungeon again.Copy !req
100. Isn't this a little premature?Copy !req
101. Eclipsa hasn't even surrendered yet,Copy !req
102. and the last time I tried to contact Mina,Copy !req
103. she just sent back
a bag of old jelly beans.Copy !req
104. I don't know what that means.Copy !req
105. Well, it's only a matter of time,
isn't it?Copy !req
106. I'm just excited for things to go back
to the way they were in the good ol' days.Copy !req
107. The Magic High Commision
is back in the game, baby!Copy !req
108. We'll be back to our glorious scheduleCopy !req
109. of weekly meetings with the queen,
and the pre-meetingsCopy !req
110. and the meetings to schedule meetings,Copy !req
111. and the post-meeting
and the bi-monthly meetingCopy !req
112. to discuss the productivity
of our meetingsCopy !req
113. as well as checking the notesCopy !req
114. to accurately record the minutes of...
What are you doing to that pizza?Copy !req
115. I'm eating it!Copy !req
116. Knock-knock.Copy !req
117. I'll only need a minute.Copy !req
118. Hello, darling. How are you holding up?Copy !req
119. I think I found a way to keep us all safe.Copy !req
120. We'll be giving up a lot, and...Copy !req
121. but since when has our relationship
ever been easy?Copy !req
122. Papa.Copy !req
123. Oh, he's really,
really not looking so good.Copy !req
124. No, he's not.Copy !req
125. But this will all be over soon.Copy !req
126. Mm-hmm. And the monsters?Copy !req
127. Are you gonna stop attacking them, too?Copy !req
128. I never told the soldiers
to attack the monsters.Copy !req
129. You know how overeager Mina can get.Copy !req
130. But I would not attack innocent civilians.Copy !req
131. I don't know. Doesn't seem too off-brand
for you at this point.Copy !req
132. I'm doing this for us, Globgor.Copy !req
133. Be back in a jiffy.Copy !req
134. So, you're just gonna leave Mewni.Copy !req
135. I'm sorry, Star.Copy !req
136. I know you've tried so hard to help me.Copy !req
137. But right now, what's best for MewniCopy !req
138. is that my family leaves.Copy !req
139. Eclipsa's right, Star.Copy !req
140. As queen, it is your duty
to do what is best for your people...Copy !req
141. even if they end up hating you for it.Copy !req
142. What's up, scalawags?Copy !req
143. - Looks like time's up!Copy !req
144. Now, the fun begins.Copy !req
145. So, you've captured the monster smoocher,
did ya?Copy !req
146. Did she put up a fight?Copy !req
147. Gonna make a necklace
out of all the teeth you knocked out?Copy !req
148. No, Mina. Eclipsa has chosen to surrender.Copy !req
149. Of course she's agreed to surrender.Copy !req
150. She's a coward and a traitor
to her mother's legacy.Copy !req
151. Now, if you don't mind, Moon,
I'm gonna need yaCopy !req
152. to scoot to the side a little.Copy !req
153. I... Wait, what?Copy !req
154. You know, just scootch a little
so I don't accidentally get yaCopy !req
155. when I run her
through with my sword and all.Copy !req
156. Huh?
What?Copy !req
157. That won't be necessary.Copy !req
158. Eclipsa is here
to officially announce her resignation.Copy !req
159. You are your troops may stand down.Copy !req
160. Oh, to be perfectly honest,
at this point, I'll...Copy !req
161. I'll skip the speech and be on my way.Copy !req
162. No one's going anywhere!Copy !req
163. Where's Globgor, you monster fangirl?Copy !req
164. Globgor is no longer your concern, Mina.Copy !req
165. He will be leaving Mewni
along with Eclipsa and Meteora.Copy !req
166. Ugh! But you're letting them off too easy!Copy !req
167. What about your army, huh?Copy !req
168. We all swore an oath to protect Mewni.Copy !req
169. To get rid of all those dirty monstersCopy !req
170. and make life good again
for the real Mewmans!Copy !req
171. You tell 'em, sister!Copy !req
172. This was never about hurting monsters,
Mina.Copy !req
173. Now, for the last time, stand down!Copy !req
174. I gave you all your powers,
and I can take them away.Copy !req
175. Oh, I'll stand down, all right.Copy !req
176. Right after we round up all the monstersCopy !req
177. and shove 'em all off the cliff.Copy !req
178. They're all gonna be like,
"Oh, oh, no. My bod.Copy !req
179. Oh, my poor monster bod!"Copy !req
180. I used to look up to this person.Copy !req
181. That's it, Mina.Copy !req
182. Return the power paid in blood.Copy !req
183. Your essence now restored.Copy !req
184. Revoke the strength that comes in floods,Copy !req
185. and rest forevermore!Copy !req
186. That tickled.Copy !req
187. I don't understand.Copy !req
188. Did you really think that would work?Copy !req
189. You may have created the warriors,Copy !req
190. but we pledged our loyalty
to Queen Solaria.Copy !req
191. - What?
- Now then,Copy !req
192. my warriors, rise and assemble!Copy !req
193. Arrest every monsterCopy !req
194. and monster smoocher you can find,Copy !req
195. but save Globgor for me!Copy !req
196. No! This wasn't supposed to happen.Copy !req
197. What did you expect, Mom?Copy !req
198. You teamed up with Mina!Copy !req
199. We have to go, now!Copy !req
200. You mooks are also under arrest.Copy !req
201. Why? For obstructing mama's business!Copy !req
202. Mina, this is madness!Copy !req
203. No, Moon. This is justice!Copy !req
204. Huh? Oof!Copy !req
205. Gah! Ugh! Not fair!Copy !req
206. Idiots! Find Eclipsa!Copy !req
207. Next room!Copy !req
208. Hmm.Copy !req
209. - Hello.
- Move.Copy !req
210. Whoops-a-diddle!Copy !req
211. Globgor, you poor man.Copy !req
212. Here, take my beard meat.Copy !req
213. Hey, now!
This guy's a vegetarian, remember?Copy !req
214. You expect me to give him a saladCopy !req
215. when you've been sitting in it all day?Copy !req
216. What happened?Copy !req
217. I saved your butts.Copy !req
218. So, you're welcome.Copy !req
219. So, I'm not hearing a thank you.Copy !req
220. I mean, I just saved your life.Copy !req
221. Hekapoo, we were kinda
in the middle of something.Copy !req
222. In the middle of dying, but hey,Copy !req
223. I took you somewhere
that will solve all that business.Copy !req
224. Welcome to the tavern
at the end of the multiverse!Copy !req
225. Are you just gonna stand out there
in the rain?Copy !req
226. They're with me.Copy !req
227. Hey, Moonie, are you coming in?Copy !req
228. Come on, you're gonna love this place.Copy !req
229. Welcome to the furthest possible place
away from all your problems.Copy !req
230. This quaint watering hole
sits at the end of reality,Copy !req
231. and at the start of complete nonexistence.Copy !req
232. Hear, hear!Copy !req
233. Oh!Copy !req
234. - I'm getting a vibeCopy !req
235. that we're not welcome here.Copy !req
236. Most of these people left their dimensionsCopy !req
237. to get away from magical issues
or power-hungry rulers.Copy !req
238. You check both boxes.Copy !req
239. What? This doesn't solve
any of our problems.Copy !req
240. Yeah, it does!Copy !req
241. We got a sweet place to hang out
as Mewni gets destroyed.Copy !req
242. Hekapoo, give me the scissors.Copy !req
243. Wait, what are you doing?Copy !req
244. Globgor needs my help.Copy !req
245. Yes, but it's too dangerous.Copy !req
246. Yeah, it's too dangerousCopy !req
247. because of you!Copy !req
248. Well, y'all are buzzkills.Copy !req
249. I'm gonna go make the best of this mess.Copy !req
250. Star, let's just take a seat
and talk about this.Copy !req
251. What is there to talk about, exactly?Copy !req
252. We can't go back to Mewni
because we'll dieCopy !req
253. from a situation that you caused!Copy !req
254. So just stay far away from me.Copy !req
255. Or better yet, stand over thereCopy !req
256. where you don't exist.Copy !req
257. Was that your daughter?Copy !req
258. Talking to you like that?Copy !req
259. I could never talk to my mom like that,
I tell ya.Copy !req
260. That's it! You're done!
- Oh, hey, hey!Copy !req
261. - Hey, let go!
- All done! Game over!Copy !req
262. That's my pool cue!Copy !req
263. Oof!Copy !req
264. So, what do you say, Moon?Copy !req
265. You wanna get in a quick game of pool?Copy !req
266. How can you even think about that
at a time like this?Copy !req
267. My whole entire lifeCopy !req
268. has been a time like this, Moon.Copy !req
269. You learn to enjoy these moments.Copy !req
270. That's my pool cue.Copy !req
271. You should smile more.Copy !req
272. I don't know what that means.Copy !req
273. You know,
I never got a chance to thank you.Copy !req
274. Oh, yeah,
I put the entire kingdom in jeopardyCopy !req
275. and destroyed both of our families.Copy !req
276. You're welcome.Copy !req
277. No, I mean thank you
for freeing my husband.Copy !req
278. I can only assume it was you
who asked RhombulusCopy !req
279. to release Globgor at my coronation.Copy !req
280. - Your turn!Copy !req
281. Monsters of Mewni,Copy !req
282. for too long you've plagued our landsCopy !req
283. - with your monster treachery!Copy !req
284. Wait, this doesn't feel right.Copy !req
285. It's just not the same
without the king of monsters.Copy !req
286. All right, new plan, new plan.Copy !req
287. We find Globgor,Copy !req
288. then we push these freaks off the cliff.Copy !req
289. Don't worry, my babies.Copy !req
290. Everything will be okay.Copy !req
291. Jeez, I am surprised
they haven't found us yet.Copy !req
292. Can you check on my devil's mark?Copy !req
293. What's a devil's mark?Copy !req
294. Does it still look cool?Copy !req
295. Mm, yeah, looks pretty cool.Copy !req
296. You know, it's funny.Copy !req
297. I feel like I spent my entire lifeCopy !req
298. trying to be cool,Copy !req
299. but I only got as far as "quirky."Copy !req
300. I know what you mean.Copy !req
301. I think quirky is cool.Copy !req
302. Really?Copy !req
303. Whoa, dude.Copy !req
304. Dude, dude, dude!Copy !req
305. Cool.Copy !req
306. We're all gonna die!Copy !req
307. River, Globby's boo-boos
are getting bigger!Copy !req
308. We just need to get him
to the magic sanctuary!Copy !req
309. But what if we don't get him there
in time?Copy !req
310. The man is a father!Copy !req
311. - He'll make it in time!Copy !req
312. Hey, hey, hey there, buddy.Copy !req
313. You doing okay?Copy !req
314. Uh, Hekapoo said this place has the best
pomegranate juice in the multiverse.Copy !req
315. Ahh. You wanna try?Copy !req
316. I hate magic.Copy !req
317. - What, what?
- You were right, Marco.Copy !req
318. Magic's just... Ugh!Copy !req
319. I don't even know what it is.Copy !req
320. I hate magic!Copy !req
321. I mean, my wise, royal family
keeps "solving situations" with the stuff,Copy !req
322. but "oops," we just cause more problems!Copy !req
323. This universe would be better without it.Copy !req
324. That's right!Copy !req
325. Magic's the worst,
and the people that use it are idiots!Copy !req
326. (all) Yeah!Copy !req
327. No more magic. No more butterflies.Copy !req
328. All we need is me and you.Copy !req
329. But magic's what brought us together.Copy !req
330. M'lady, a patron sent these over for you.Copy !req
331. Pudding?Copy !req
332. Mm.Copy !req
333. Hey there, sport.Copy !req
334. Long time no see.Copy !req
335. I need a word with you.Copy !req
336. Okay...Copy !req
337. We have to do something.Copy !req
338. I can't just be stuck in here
and play pool.Copy !req
339. Well, you created those Solarian warriors.Copy !req
340. Don't they have some kind of weakness
or something?Copy !req
341. Moon?Copy !req
342. - Moon?
- Uh...Copy !req
343. Do the Solarian warriors
have a weakness or what?Copy !req
344. Uh, no. Not that I know of.Copy !req
345. Look, the way I see it,
we have three options.Copy !req
346. One, we stay here.Copy !req
347. Two, you give me my wandCopy !req
348. and I go back to Mewni
and blast those warriorsCopy !req
349. with my Total Anihilation spell,Copy !req
350. probably destroying
most of the kingdom as well.Copy !req
351. - Hmm.
- Or three,Copy !req
352. you go over there,
make amends with your daughter,Copy !req
353. and the three of us
go back together to unleashCopy !req
354. a wicked bunch of nasty business
on those warriors.Copy !req
355. You're probably right,
but she won't even talk to me.Copy !req
356. Moon, look, it's our only real option.Copy !req
357. - I'm sure once...Copy !req
358. What was that?Copy !req
359. Okay, Glossaryck, that's it!Copy !req
360. Aah! Oof!Copy !req
361. Stupid magic eyeball ride!Copy !req
362. Stupid magic Glossaryck dimension!Copy !req
363. Well, that hurts my feelings.Copy !req
364. You barge into my eyeball unannouncedCopy !req
365. and then insult my home!Copy !req
366. If I knew you were coming,
I would've tidied up a bit.Copy !req
367. Yep, yup, it's official. I hate magic.Copy !req
368. I'm, uh, I'm gonna destroy it.Copy !req
369. What? And how are you going to do that?Copy !req
370. I could...
I could say the Whispering spellCopy !req
371. inside the realm of magic.Copy !req
372. Boom!Copy !req
373. It's the only way to stop Mina.Copy !req
374. Okay, whoa. Calm down.Copy !req
375. Look, see? It's all gone.Copy !req
376. It's all gone!Copy !req
377. Oh, so now you're gonna just put me
in the grandma room.Copy !req
378. Why did he put me in the grandma room?Copy !req
379. Glossaryck? Glossaryck, please?Copy !req
380. Don't leave me here
with my dysfunctional family.Copy !req
381. Okay.Copy !req
382. Hi, Eclipsa.Copy !req
383. Mother.Copy !req
384. Hi, Celena. Wait. Where's Celena?Copy !req
385. Star Butterfly.Copy !req
386. It's a grandma reunion.Copy !req
387. Uh, hello.Copy !req
388. Hi.Copy !req
389. What are we all looking at?Copy !req
390. My tapestry, it's finished!Copy !req
391. Oh, my...Copy !req
392. I actually destroy the magic?Copy !req
393. So my temper tantrum was right all along!Copy !req
394. And they're gone.Copy !req
395. Monster castle is looking good.Copy !req
396. No Mina,Copy !req
397. and everyone is safe and happy.Copy !req
398. Okay, great!Copy !req
399. Obviously, gonna go destroy the magic now.Copy !req
400. Wait, where's Marco?Copy !req
401. So, no magic means no Marco?Copy !req
402. Actually, no magic means no Glossaryck.
Marco will be fine.Copy !req
403. The magic will put him back
where he belongs.Copy !req
404. On Earth.Copy !req
405. But that's not fair!Copy !req
406. Plus, that doesn't even make sense.Copy !req
407. The magic put Marco in the lint catcherCopy !req
408. at the Mewni castle,
and it put me in a shedCopy !req
409. with Doop-Doop, and my mom on Pie Island.Copy !req
410. Oh, I'm sure it had a really good reason
to do that.Copy !req
411. Well, your mom makes really good pies.Copy !req
412. Hey, excuse me! Excuse me!Copy !req
413. You need to change this!Copy !req
414. My boyfriend, Marco,
he is missing in this picture.Copy !req
415. Can you please just add him in there,Copy !req
416. like, maybe holding my hand or just...Copy !req
417. - Star.
- It's just he...Copy !req
418. he belongs with me!Copy !req
419. - Star!
- What?Copy !req
420. I think the tapestry is done.Copy !req
421. So I have to destroy the magic.Copy !req
422. I guess this means Toffee was right.Copy !req
423. - Surprise!Copy !req
424. Aah! Doh!Copy !req
425. - Star!Copy !req
426. Jeez, we were kinda getting worried
about you.Copy !req
427. - Did you, uh,Copy !req
428. you figure anything out in there?Copy !req
429. I'm gonna destroy the magic.Copy !req