1. Step away from the Queen!Copy !req
2. Star? Oh!Copy !req
3. Hey, you! You think
you're a big boy, huh?Copy !req
4. Well, there's
always a bigger fish!Copy !req
5. I'm a whale!Copy !req
6. Ooh! He's down
for the count!Copy !req
7. Let's finish the job!Copy !req
8. No, wait!Copy !req
9. It's too dangerous.Copy !req
10. That thing,
it's a Solarian Warrior!Copy !req
11. What? But there hasn't been one
for hundreds of years,Copy !req
12. except for Mina.Copy !req
13. Well, that must be Mina,Copy !req
14. and she must have found
some of the ancient armor.Copy !req
15. We might be able
to stop her together.Copy !req
16. - Oh!
- Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa!Copy !req
17. No, you rest,
we'll take care of Mina.Copy !req
18. Let me introduce you
to the greatest warriorsCopy !req
19. in all of Mewni.Copy !req
20. Roll call!Copy !req
21. It's your girl, Kelly!Copy !req
22. We got Jorby here!Copy !req
23. I'm ready for a fight!Copy !req
24. Talon!Copy !req
25. Got your backup right here.Copy !req
26. Quirky guy.Copy !req
27. I'm just here
to get hurt!Copy !req
28. Rich Pigeon.Copy !req
29. My queen, it is
an honor to serve—Copy !req
30. No! No, no, no! Seahorse!Copy !req
31. Here, Ponyhead!Copy !req
32. Guys, this is supposed
to be the biiig fight!Copy !req
33. Okay?
So let's see some hype!Copy !req
34. This is gonna be the greatest episode
of The Ponyhead Show ever!Copy !req
35. These are
the greatest warriors in Mewni?Copy !req
36. Well, they're
the greatest friends in all of Mewni,Copy !req
37. and they fight good.Copy !req
38. Star, I don't mean to insult
you or your friends,Copy !req
39. but she's much too strong.Copy !req
40. She almost killed me.Copy !req
41. Look, I fought Mina before,
and I held my own.Copy !req
42. Now come on, team!
For Mewni!Copy !req
43. And The Ponyhead Show, okay?Copy !req
44. - Aah! Aah! Ponyhead?
- Stop lagging, Seahorse! Unh!Copy !req
45. Be careful.Copy !req
46. Okay, Mina, where are you?Copy !req
47. Unh!Copy !req
48. Oh, no.
Sir? Are you okay?Copy !req
49. Have you seen
the giant suit of armor stomping around?Copy !req
50. What the... ?Copy !req
51. Star! Let's split up!Copy !req
52. We'll find her faster that way.Copy !req
53. Ooh, no, I don't think
we should—Copy !req
54. - Let's go Team Kelly!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
55. W-w-wait! Guys!
Let's stay together!Copy !req
56. Okay, B-squad, let's patch up
the civilian and resume the hunt!Copy !req
57. Ohh! Bonus medical drama!
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
58. Huh! Huh!Copy !req
59. Yah!Copy !req
60. Uhhh! Clear!Copy !req
61. Huh! Huh! Parkour, man!Copy !req
62. Double time now!Copy !req
63. Hut! Huh! Hoo! Hah!Copy !req
64. Ohhh!Copy !req
65. Hoo!Copy !req
66. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
67. Now, that's some good pain!
Aaah!Copy !req
68. (all) Quirky!Copy !req
69. This is pain
like I never felt before.Copy !req
70. His wounds are expanding!Copy !req
71. I've never seen a wound
like that before.Copy !req
72. What is it?Copy !req
73. It's from the age of Solaria,Copy !req
74. a Mewni queen
who wanted to destroy all Monsters.Copy !req
75. She created an army
of powerful warriorsCopy !req
76. enchanted
with the queen's magic.Copy !req
77. The magic made
the soldiers unstableCopy !req
78. to the point where
they destroyed themselves.Copy !req
79. All except Mina.Copy !req
80. Ah, so Solaria was a crazy lady
who made crazy people.Copy !req
81. She was also my mother.Copy !req
82. Oh. Lucky.Copy !req
83. Ah, here it is.Copy !req
84. "The Solarian Sword marks
its foe with a scar of magic,Copy !req
85. which consumes
its enemy until..."Copy !req
86. Ooh, that does
not look good.Copy !req
87. Uh! We need
to stop that warrior!Copy !req
88. Mina! Mina girl!Copy !req
89. I wanna make you a starrrr!Copy !req
90. It's mind games, honey!
It's psychological warfare!Copy !req
91. Ohh! Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
92. Seahorse! Get the shot!
Look at this!Copy !req
93. Uh! Hey!Copy !req
94. Ohh, man.Copy !req
95. - Aah, Talon!
- Don't worry, comrade!Copy !req
96. Rich Pigeon is he— Aah!Copy !req
97. Mina!Copy !req
98. Aaaaah!Copy !req
99. - Whaa!
- Ohhhh!Copy !req
100. Hey, Mina!Copy !req
101. Baby, I got this!Copy !req
102. - Charge!Copy !req
103. Royal advisers,
if Star's plan doesn't work,Copy !req
104. we need to have
another option.Copy !req
105. Well, on Earth,
if people get stuckCopy !req
106. on what to do
about something,Copy !req
107. they blow it up.Copy !req
108. Typical Earth attitude.Copy !req
109. Well, what's your bright idea,
buckethead?Copy !req
110. - Oh!Copy !req
111. Sir Dashing?
Fetch the explosives.Copy !req
112. Let's blow stuff up!Copy !req
113. Aah! Whoa!Copy !req
114. Unh!Copy !req
115. Now this is quality television,
am I right?Copy !req
116. Aah! Oh!Copy !req
117. Ponyhead!Copy !req
118. Looks like
the series finale.Copy !req
119. Not!Copy !req
120. Oh, never mind!Copy !req
121. Aaah!Copy !req
122. Baby girl?Copy !req
123. Don't let that monster win!Copy !req
124. She is filled with hate.Copy !req
125. But you...
you need to look around you!Copy !req
126. You are surrounded by love!Copy !req
127. You've got a big heart, girl!Copy !req
128. You got the biggest heart
that Mewni has ever seen!Copy !req
129. Show her your heart!Copy !req
130. Unh! Yaah!Copy !req
131. Rainbow Kaiju Battle Armor!Copy !req
132. Yaah! Girl!Copy !req
133. You're so beautiful!Copy !req
134. All right, friends,
get back to the castle.Copy !req
135. Mama's gonna end this.Copy !req
136. Ah ha ha ha!Copy !req
137. You hear that, Mina?Copy !req
138. Our girl's cocky!Copy !req
139. So, do you think this plan
is going to work?Copy !req
140. Blowing stuff up
always works in movies.Copy !req
141. Better hope it works,Copy !req
142. because we packed every ounce
of explosive materialCopy !req
143. that we have into this wagon.Copy !req
144. If this plan fails,Copy !req
145. then that's
all she wrote.Copy !req
146. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
147. Mina! You need to stop this!Copy !req
148. You need! To! Stop!Copy !req
149. Ugh!Copy !req
150. Mewni has changed.Copy !req
151. And it's not changing baaack!Copy !req
152. It's over!Copy !req
153. Star, look out!Copy !req
154. Aaaah!Copy !req
155. Aah!Copy !req
156. Aaaah!Copy !req
157. Oof!Copy !req
158. Ohh!Copy !req
159. Oh, no!Copy !req
160. I call the spell
which has no name.Copy !req
161. My mother's gift
with which she reigned.Copy !req
162. Eclipse my heart
with rightful power.Copy !req
163. Stand before the Queen
and cower!Copy !req
164. Unh!Copy !req
165. Are you—
Are you okay, Star?Copy !req
166. Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm okay.Copy !req
167. Oh, good!
'Cause I need to sit down.Copy !req
168. Hoo!Copy !req
169. I swore I'd never use
any of my mother's spellsCopy !req
170. for fear of turning into her.Copy !req
171. And yet, here I am. Ha!Copy !req
172. - What?
Star!Copy !req
173. Marco!Copy !req
174. Star, listen—Copy !req
175. Shh! Shh shh shh shh shh!Copy !req
176. Shut up, shut up, shut up.Copy !req
177. Let me listen
to your heartbeat...Copy !req
178. for just one minute.Copy !req
179. Oh, okay.Copy !req
180. Oh, I am gonna keep you
in my pocket from now on.Copy !req
181. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
182. Okay, I can tell
by your heart rateCopy !req
183. that you have bad news,
so lay it on me.Copy !req
184. Mina Loveberry
is coming to attack Eclipsa.Copy !req
185. Dude, you're a little late.Copy !req
186. Eclipsa just defeated her
with a big ol' spell.Copy !req
187. Huzzah!Copy !req
188. Uh... that's not Mina.Copy !req
189. - What?
- I'm sorry. Pardon me?Copy !req
190. I don't know who that is,Copy !req
191. but Mina
is heading here right now,Copy !req
192. and she's not alone.Copy !req
193. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
194. Wah ha ha ha!Copy !req
195. There are...
hundreds of them!Copy !req
196. Ohh!Copy !req
197. Thanks again, Mr. Slime,
for the slime meringue pie.Copy !req
198. It was perfect.
Not too much meringue.Copy !req
199. Glad you could come by,
Princess Spiderbite.Copy !req
200. Sorry about
the, uh, invasion.Copy !req
201. - Whaa—?
- Huh?Copy !req
202. Whoa!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa!Copy !req
203. Hold up!Copy !req
204. - What happened to Doug-Doug?Copy !req
205. Doug-Doug looks
pretty gone-gone if you ask me.Copy !req
206. - Oh, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
207. Go check his helmet!Copy !req
208. Well, boys,
it looks like EclipsaCopy !req
209. wants to get weird.Copy !req
210. I can get weird, too!Copy !req
211. Archibald, close the gate!Copy !req
212. - Yes, milady!
- Where's Meteora?Copy !req
213. Hello!Copy !req
214. Guess what! You're
outta options, Princess!Copy !req
215. Mina!Copy !req
216. I'm givin' you till the crow
of this cockerelCopy !req
217. to surrender Eclipsa
and her husband.Copy !req
218. And don't even think about trying
that magic blasty funny businessCopy !req
219. like you
did to Doug-Doug.Copy !req
220. Mina!
Get back here and fight!Copy !req
221. I'm gonna knock the cheese
right off your cracker, you—Copy !req
222. you no-good
helicopter head!Copy !req
223. Star. I appreciate
your fighting spirit,Copy !req
224. but I don't know if I have
the energy to do that spell again.Copy !req
225. Yeah, that's right!
You're not doing that spell again!Copy !req
226. That thing was insane!Copy !req
227. I mean, kudos on taking out
that Solarian Warrior,Copy !req
228. but you decimated
everything around it.Copy !req
229. So is that rooster gonna crow
at sunrise or something?Copy !req
230. What? No!
It's a dumb bird, Marco.Copy !req
231. It crows
whenever it wants.Copy !req
232. And when it does,Copy !req
233. we'll have to be ready for Mina.Copy !req
234. Beh!Copy !req
235. Beh!Copy !req
236. Here, sweetie.
Here's your Beh.Copy !req
237. Beh!Copy !req
238. Whoa!Copy !req
239. - Unh!
- Aah!Copy !req
240. Star?Copy !req
241. Mom! You came!Copy !req
242. Oof!Copy !req
243. Did you see them, Mom?Copy !req
244. Those soldiers
are everywhere!Copy !req
245. We defeated
one of them,Copy !req
246. but it took
everything we had!Copy !req
247. I'm here to help.Copy !req
248. Oh, dear.Copy !req
249. Okay, well,
this can be treated.Copy !req
250. We need to figure outCopy !req
251. how to get the glow-wounded
to the magic sanctuary.Copy !req
252. Globgor old boy!
I heard you were up here!Copy !req
253. Thought you could use
a good old Dad hang.Copy !req
254. Is my family okay?Copy !req
255. They're fine, yes.Copy !req
256. Moon-Pie has everything
well in hand.Copy !req
257. Uh, she always knows
what's right.Copy !req
258. You know what you need?
Some meat.Copy !req
259. Yes! Fix you up
right as rain!Copy !req
260. - Ha ha ha!Copy !req
261. All right, everyone.Copy !req
262. So, yes,
we threw everything we hadCopy !req
263. at the first Solarian Warrior,Copy !req
264. and now there are
maybe a hundred more.Copy !req
265. We need ideas.Copy !req
266. Oh, Eclipsa, why don't you do
that sweet thing again?Copy !req
267. Y'know, that—
With your wand thing?Copy !req
268. - You know, that—
- She's not doing that again.Copy !req
269. That was too dangerous.Copy !req
270. Uh, I thought it was rad.Copy !req
271. My ancestors fought
the Solarian Warriors.Copy !req
272. Now is my turn.Copy !req
273. Whoa, they fought
those things?Copy !req
274. How'd they do?Copy !req
275. Uh, bad. Very bad.Copy !req
276. Everyone die. Total shame.Copy !req
277. Ah!Copy !req
278. River!
Where are you going?Copy !req
279. I'm going to get
that man some meat!Copy !req
280. He is a king
for corn's sake!Copy !req
281. He's a vegetarian!Copy !req
282. Fine! I'll get him
some chicken!Copy !req
283. Moon, can I have
a quick word?Copy !req
284. - Oh, come on, you stupid thing!Copy !req
285. Rrr! Oh, come on!Copy !req
286. Eclipsa, how about I hold
the baby while you do that?Copy !req
287. No, it's fine, thanks.Copy !req
288. - What did you want to talk about?Copy !req
289. Ugh! It looks
even more stuck now.Copy !req
290. How did it get more stuck?Copy !req
291. Oh, sorry. Okay...Copy !req
292. As you heard, I used a spell
on that first warrior.Copy !req
293. It was— It was
quite destructive.Copy !req
294. I saw the damage.Copy !req
295. It's a good thing
no one was harmed.Copy !req
296. - No one except that Warrior!Copy !req
297. I may have
miscalculated a bit.Copy !req
298. - I think I can give it another go.Copy !req
299. This time,
I'll be more focused.Copy !req
300. I figure all I really need
to do is take out Mina.Copy !req
301. That show of force
may be enoughCopy !req
302. to make an impression
on the other warriors.Copy !req
303. Thank you, sweetie!
Fancy a Snookers?Copy !req
304. Thank you, no.Copy !req
305. Look, if you think using
that spell again is a good idea—Copy !req
306. Sorry. I'm a nervous eater.Copy !req
307. I'm open to suggestions.Copy !req
308. Well, I'm not the queen,Copy !req
309. but if I were, I'd start
by getting the people to safety,Copy !req
310. then deal with Mina.Copy !req
311. Oh, right! Good idea!Copy !req
312. All right, everyone!
We have a plan.Copy !req
313. We need to get the people
of Monstertown to safety.Copy !req
314. Buffrog, prepare
the glow-wounded for travelCopy !req
315. to the magic sanctuary.Copy !req
316. Sir Dashing, make sure
we have enough provisionsCopy !req
317. for all the evacuees.Copy !req
318. Just gonna weigh in one more time
on doing that thing again.Copy !req
319. I'll get
the provisions ready.Copy !req
320. - How can we help?Copy !req
321. Marco and I are gonnaCopy !req
322. take care of the pig goats!Copy !req
323. Pig goats?Copy !req
324. Pig goats!Copy !req
325. - Come on, Marco, let's go.
- Whoa!Copy !req
326. Thank you
for your guidance, Moon.Copy !req
327. Of course.Copy !req
328. Maybe once everyone's ready,Copy !req
329. we can sneak out
through the canals.Copy !req
330. Or, I mean,
I know Star wasn't a fan,Copy !req
331. but maybe I can use
my annihilation spell againCopy !req
332. once everybody's safe.Copy !req
333. What are you doing?
The warriors are out there!Copy !req
334. You and Globgor
should surrender.Copy !req
335. What?
Moon, what do you mean?Copy !req
336. Surrender now,
and this is all over.Copy !req
337. So what are we
doing exactly?Copy !req
338. See, here's the thing.Copy !req
339. Pig goats are really dumb.Copy !req
340. They won't run
from danger,Copy !req
341. so we gotta put them
out to pastureCopy !req
342. so they don't end up
trapped in here.Copy !req
343. Right, uh,
I guess what I mean isCopy !req
344. this seems
a little random.Copy !req
345. Shouldn't we help out
with the evacuation?Copy !req
346. Yeah, we probably should.Copy !req
347. It's just
I'm so overwhelmed, Marco.Copy !req
348. My friends came to help
the kingdom,Copy !req
349. and then they got wounded,Copy !req
350. and it's all my fault.Copy !req
351. Yeah, but your mom said
the magic sanctuary will fix 'em.Copy !req
352. Yeah, I know what she said.Copy !req
353. It's just this has been
a lot to deal with.Copy !req
354. I know. I'm bad.Copy !req
355. I'm bad.
I'm a bad person, right?Copy !req
356. My friends are wounded,
and I'm basically hiding.Copy !req
357. Hiii-yah!Copy !req
358. Marco,
what was that for?Copy !req
359. You're not the only one
who can kick in doors.Copy !req
360. Come on.
Let's decompress.Copy !req
361. Show me how to get
these pig goats to safety.Copy !req
362. Okay, so you know
that feelingCopy !req
363. when something is so adorable,
you just need toCopy !req
364. smooooosh it?Copy !req
365. - No.
- So what you doCopy !req
366. is you just harness
all that pent-up loveCopy !req
367. and use it
to give 'em a whack!Copy !req
368. Easy-peasy taco-breezy!Copy !req
369. Okay, yeah,
I'm not doing that.Copy !req
370. It doesn't hurt them.Copy !req
371. It's not that.Copy !req
372. I don't like their eyes.Copy !req
373. Oh, Marco.Copy !req
374. Y'know...Copy !req
375. I'm glad
we're alone together,Copy !req
376. 'cause there's something
I want to talk to you about.Copy !req
377. I remember what
you said to me in the magic.Copy !req
378. Uhh...Copy !req
379. Okay, well, you're gonna have
to remind me what I saidCopy !req
380. unless it's really weird,Copy !req
381. and then maybe
I don't wanna know.Copy !req
382. Oh, no, I—Copy !req
383. I said something weird, didn't I?Copy !req
384. Uh... uh...Copy !req
385. Look, that place was like—Copy !req
386. It was like a dream!Copy !req
387. Those were fragments
of my subconscious mind!Copy !req
388. I don't wanna know!Copy !req
389. Marco, you told me
you loved me.Copy !req
390. Ah. Okay.Copy !req
391. Okay. Okay, okay.Copy !req
392. - Okay, okay.Copy !req
393. Maybe it was
just a fragmentCopy !req
394. of your
subconscious mind, but...Copy !req
395. No, it's— It's not
a fragment of anything.Copy !req
396. That's the whole Marco.Copy !req
397. Y'know,
the whole Blood Moon curse.Copy !req
398. That ordeal?
Well, it's— it's baloney.Copy !req
399. I've felt like this
since the beginning.Copy !req
400. I mean,
I'm not a little boy.Copy !req
401. I know that you don't
just fall in love at first sight.Copy !req
402. The way I feel has
just gotten more intenseCopy !req
403. - since we first met.Copy !req
404. And it was intense at the start,
and I know it's in the way.Copy !req
405. In the way?Copy !req
406. Marco, why does it
have to be bad?Copy !req
407. It is bad
if you don't want it.Copy !req
408. Okay, can we kiss?Copy !req
409. Uh... please.Copy !req
410. Marco, I want you
to love me,Copy !req
411. because I love you.Copy !req
412. I think
we have an audience.Copy !req
413. The eyes!Copy !req
414. Maybe we ought to
get back to the others.Copy !req
415. Yeah,
you're probably right.Copy !req
416. Well done, Mr. Diaz.Copy !req
417. No, I can. I really can.Copy !req
418. What the— ?Copy !req
419. What's going on?Copy !req
420. Do you want to tell
your daughter what you did,Copy !req
421. or should I?Copy !req
422. Mom, what did you do?Copy !req
423. First of all, this did not go down
the way I intended.Copy !req
424. Uh, I...Copy !req
425. What do you mean
"intended"?Copy !req
426. Are you— Are you
working for Mina?Copy !req
427. No.Copy !req
428. Mina's working for me.Copy !req