Star vs. the Forces of Evil 4x32

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Star arrives in Mewni as a soldier attacks Monster Castle.

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1. Golly, I'm excited.

2. I haven't had a chimichanga

3. since I lost my molars in 1988.

4. Whoa. I wasn't even alive in '88.

5. Here you go.

6. - Oh, boy!

7. Strange weather, huh?

8. But nothin' calms the nerves like a nice chimi...

9. Well, how do you like that?

10. You know, this place was built on a tar pit.

11. Maybe you ought to check that there isn't a tar geyser

12. bubblin' in the basement.

13. - Good thinking, old chick. - Now, wait a second.

14. What about my... Oh, there you are.

15. - Glittery mad sparkle piano! - Hi, Star!

16. Where is she?

17. Exploding incandescent wrecking ball devastation!

18. I got a... got a box of garbage meat.

19. Put it in the hole, Tom.

20. So, if this is the magic well,

21. it's leading to these boats traveling here...

22. Try another malevolent explosion!

23. - Yeah. That's it!

24. Star, if the magic well connects Earth and Mewni,

25. then what if the first Mewmans were actually humans?

26. Marco! Less talky, more trashy!

27. Sparkling landfill garbage geyser!

28. Star?

29. Hey, I didn't know you worked at Britta's Tacos.

30. She doesn't, you clod.

31. Uh, so if you don't work here,

32. then what are you doing in the basement?

33. Look, Oskar, we're kind of in

34. an emergency-type situation here.

35. See, I need to get home, and the only way home

36. is down that well and through a big ol' magic Slip 'N Slide

37. that makes ya lose your mind if you're in it too long.

38. So I'm trying to call my daughter, my unicorn daughter,

39. because she stays sane in the magic, and she can guide us through in one piece.

40. So we're throwing garbage down the well to get her attention.

41. Garbage?

42. Oskar, please, try to keep up!

43. My unicorn daughter is a total neat freak.

44. Don't know where she got that from.

45. But the garbage we throw down the well will bring her to us.

46. Huh. Well, how about the meat cooler?

47. I bet your unicorn daughter wouldn't be able to ignore that big boy.

48. Stop throwing garbage in here.

49. Firstborn! Thank goodness. You gotta listen.

50. We need you to take us into the well that leads to Mewni.

51. Every time you come in here, you sour this place.

52. I cannot help you. Goodbye.

53. So... what do we do now?

54. Well, we don't do anything.

55. Looks like I gotta just drive in there

56. and hopefully make it back to the Mewni well before I lose my mind.

57. What? No way. You're not going in there by yourself.

58. - We're going together, Star. - Yeah. Together.

59. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

60. Thanks for letting us borrow your car, Oskar!

61. What are you doing? You have to go.

62. The last time you were here,

63. you caused a major problem for me.

64. Bee-oop! Okay, look, here's the deal.

65. You're my daughter, so you have to do what I say.

66. I need you to lead us through the magic to the Mewni well.

67. And if you don't, do you really want four goo-goo-brained teenagers

68. who've lost their minds running around down here?

69. Yeah. That's right. We're teenagers. We're great at causing problems.

70. If you want to go back to Mewni,

71. then I'll send you back to Mewni.

72. No! No, no.

73. Don't do the zappy thing.

74. We all have to go back together.

75. Now, be a good daughter unicorn and pull us to the Mewni well.

76. And no more complaining.

77. I can't believe I'm doing this. Huh. I must be crazy.

78. Now, I can't have any monkey business,

79. so just to be safe, I'm setting the child lock.

80. Star, give us a little credit.

81. Nuh-uh. I can't risk any of you guys getting out of the car.

82. This place does crazy things to your mind,

83. and if you were to wander off, you'd be done for, trust me.

84. Now, come on. Let's just sit back and enjoy the ride.

85. (Tom) It is pretty cool.

86. Hey, guys? What are these things?

87. Uh, that's just a tennis b...

88. a tennis b...

89. Uh...

90. - Hi. - Hi.

91. Oh, boy. It's already starting?

92. All right, say goodbye to your memories, people.

93. What? It's kicking in already?

94. But I'm not ready!

95. Looks like somebody can't handle his magic.

96. - Newbie.

97. Marco, my man, sit back and relax.

98. Just let it wash over you.

99. What am I doing here?

100. I didn't want this.

101. Tom... gets what he wants.

102. Gets to go home.

103. Janna... gets to be... weird.

104. I don't get to have what I want.

105. You don't even know what you want. Yes, I do.

106. I want, I w... I want...

107. I want... I want to be...

108. to be very small.

109. And I want you...

110. uh, I want you to put me in your pocket,

111. and I want to stay there,

112. and you can just reach in whenever you want

113. and just pat me on the head.

114. - Because I love you, Star. - What'd you just say?

115. What?

116. That guy's got three eyes!

117. I do?

118. Get it... Get it... Get it... Get it off! Get it off!

119. It's all right. It's all right.

120. Marco, be cool, man. That's just...

121. Uh, what's your name again?

122. Why, it's, uh...

123. Oh, man! I have no idea!

124. Whoa. Cool. All guys should have three eyes.

125. I want to go outside!

126. We're not supposed to! But I can't remember why.

127. Maybe... we're in... time-out.

128. I mean, we must've done something bad,

129. 'cause we're stuck in this dirty, stinky place,

130. and it is so pretty out there!

131. It has so many legs!

132. Oh, my gosh, what if...

133. what if that thing is holding us prisoner?

134. You gotta run that thing over.

135. - Oh, do it, do it. - Sounds good.

136. Oh! But I don't remember how to make the box move.

137. Trying... to... remember!

138. Relax!

139. I can't tell if I wanna hug it or eat it.

140. What is that?

141. - Watch it!

142. - Do it again.

143. Stop this at once!

144. We almost got it!

145. Stop!

146. - Behave,

147. or I will turn this thing around, so help me...

148. We have nearly reached the Mewni well.

149. Just sit still and...

150. - Where'd she go?

151. Maybe she's in that purple stuff we're sitting in.

152. Huh.

153. I'm bored.

154. Hey, let's go do something fun.

155. Oh, I love fun!

156. - Let's do that. - Okay.

157. Wow. I am so sorry for that.

158. I just blew up.

159. I didn't even know I could do that.

160. Oh, boy. I'm still on fire.

161. There's gotta be an "off" switch

162. somewhere here, right?

163. Let's go play.

164. Let me go!

165. - Oh, hello.

166. Hey, could you help us?

167. We don't know how to get out of these things,

168. and he's on fire.

169. I can't figure it out.

170. The Mewni... The Mewni Well...

171. is just ahead!

172. Go. Go now, before he gets...

173. Oh! The button makes the rope-y thing let go!

174. - Hey, guys, wait for me!

175. Hey, guys, wait for me!

176. Whee!

177. You're fun.

178. You're fun too.

179. I like you.

180. Excuse me.

181. I'm lost. Have you seen my family?

182. I don't know where they went.

183. No. I'm sorry.

184. But maybe...

185. we can be your family.

186. I'd like that.

187. Okay!

188. Aw! I love our little family!

189. Mama, I'm hungry.

190. Well, eat up, champ.

191. You need to grow up big and strong.

192. Whoa!

193. - High five.

194. Aw!

195. Whew! It is hot in here.

196. I'm... so happy.

197. Can we have a thousand babies?

198. You can have those, but this one's mine.

199. Come here! Mm!

200. Looks like you got another one on the way.

201. So this is where babies come from.

202. Yeah. It's okay. Come to Mama.

203. - You're a big baby.

204. - Wow, you guys play rough.

205. No. It doesn't want to play.

206. It's sole purpose is destruction.

207. Oh, I think they just want to play.

208. - See?

209. You must leave.

210. I'm sorry.

211. Huh? Star?

212. How the heck did I end up in the lint catcher?

213. - Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

214. How did you get down here?

215. Huh?

216. Oh, come on!

217. - Did you know about this?

218. Thanks, Robirda.

219. Shutting down the portals was drastic enough.

220. Hekapoo?

221. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

222. But she's not even following the plan!

223. Look, I just want that monster-smoocher out of Mewni,

224. and she's our best option.

225. Some risks are worth taking.

226. - But she's completely crazy!

227. Oh, I'm the crazy one?

228. The person saving our kingdom from monster invaders? Ha!

229. Did you hear that, Queen?

230. Our kingdom used to be great,

231. but not anymore.

232. It's time to give Mewni back to the Mewmans.

233. And if that makes me crazy...

234. I'm as cuckoo-cuckoo- cuckoo as they come.

235. Sebastian, get me my helmet!

236. I gotta find Star.

237. Wha...

238. Oh, where am I?

239. - You're in Doop Doop's house!

240. Doop Doop! Doop Doop?

241. I mean, Doop Doop! How? Why? How?

242. Oh, it was the craziest thing.

243. I was just laying down, singing to myself, and poof!

244. Suddenly you're here, and now we're roommates!

245. Oh, man, it's gonna be so great.

246. We could stay up all night and talk and paint our nails.

247. - I don't have arms, but that's okay.

248. - We can use our imaginations.

249. Then maybe we could bake some cookies

250. - and talk about what boys we like... - Wait a minute.

251. That's coming from my folks' castle!

252. But let me...

253. - Call Marco! - Calling Marco.

254. Ugh! Useless! Whoa!

255. What is this?

256. Definitely don't remember this being here.

257. Hey! Who goes there?

258. Oh, uh, I'm sorry.

259. I'm, um, Star Butterfly.

260. Oh. My apologies.

261. I thought you were one of them monsters. Hold on.

262. Star? - Mom!

263. The portals aren't working! How did you get to Mewni?

264. - I found another way. - Hurry! Get inside!

265. Oh, Mommy, I'm so glad you're okay.

266. When the portals were shut down, I didn't know.

267. - I thought something bad happened. - We're okay, Star.

268. What is going on? I saw smoke and explosions.

269. Monster Temple is under attack.

270. Everyone in the village is on lockdown.

271. What? Oh! Oh, my gosh. We gotta go now. Eclipsa needs us.

272. Star, I can't just leave.

273. The Yurt people depend on me to ensure their safety.

274. Well, I guess that explains this huge wall you guys are putting up.

275. You there! Gather more stones for the gate!

276. - And you, shuck that corn! - Aah, okay!

277. You should stay here too. Its far too dangerous out there.

278. I've been by Eclipsa's side this whole time.

279. - I can't abandon her now. - Star, wait!

280. If you really want to protect me, you know where I'll be.

281. That's okay! I didn't want a hug too!

282. Oh, look. She's finally awake.

283. What...

284. Um, what's going on? Where's Star?

285. Star is with Doop Doop.

286. That's, uh, not a real person's name.

287. Never mind. I should know by now that you are never helpful.

288. - Hmm.

289. Hello.

290. Star? Marco?

291. - Huh. It is a dang ghost town up in here.

292. Hey, that's my boot!

293. - Look out!

294. Whoa! Thanks for the lifesaving, dude.

295. Don't thank me yet.

296. Now, my love!

297. Ha!

298. - Yeah! - Get the villagers to safety.

299. - I'll take care of this. - Hurry, everyone!

300. While it's distracted, get inside, where it's safe!

301. Ha, ha!

302. Why...

303. Huh? What? What is...

304. - What's happening?

305. Aah! Globgor! Are you all right?

306. I'm fine. Just got the wind knocked out of...

307. Oh, no.

308. Janna, watch my husband.

309. - I'll take care of that brute myself. No.

310. I can keep fighting. I just need to...

311. What's... What's happening to me?

312. - Sweetie. - (man) Don't worry, Eclipsa!

313. - We'll protect you! - For the queen!

314. Velvet inferno!

315. Black Widow Calamity Cobweb!

316. - Let's go. - No. I could still take it!

317. I hit it with a very powerful spell that barely made a dent!

318. - We have to fall back!

319. Come on, tough guy.

320. I can't take it anymore.

321. I need to go back out there and fight that thing!

322. Absolutely not. You're in no condition to fight.

323. It's just a flesh wound. It's nothing.

324. It is not nothing.

325. I'd recognize that wound anywhere.

326. That soldier...

327. - it was a Solarian warrior. - What?

328. A Solarian warrior?

329. - But how? - Um, yeah.

330. Should I know what this is, or...

331. A Solarian super-warrior.

332. Queen Solaria created them to destroy all monsters.

333. They were incredibly powerful,

334. but that power made them unstable.

335. I don't know how one of them managed to survive for this long.

336. So what do we do? Can you fix this?

337. I'm not sure. That sword was specially designed

338. to do harm to monsters, but I'll do what I can.

339. Globgor, my love, I need you to go hide with Meteora.

340. - What? - I'm going to try to get that thing

341. away from our castle.

342. - Eclipsa! No!

343. Get... Out... of my kingdom.

344. - Sorry. Is it too tight?

345. No, no. It's perfect. I feel ready to take on anything...

346. I'm going to get more bandages.

347. Dude, maybe you just need to rest.

348. I just feel like a coward.

349. I never should've let her to fight that thing alone.

350. Are you kidding? You can barely make a fist.

351. What could you possibly do?

352. Eclipsa knows what she's doing.

353. She's got this.

354. This is true. She is terrifying.

355. I love her so much!

356. Midnight Shriek.