1. That would be a great idea!Copy !req
2. If I cared. Ohh!Copy !req
3. Lar-ry!Copy !req
4. Oh, boy, I am such a Larry.Copy !req
5. Totally!Copy !req
6. (announcer) You're watching
an all day marathon of "Youths!"Copy !req
7. Get comfy!Copy !req
8. - Done!
- Done!Copy !req
9. Oh, man, I missed Earth TV.Copy !req
10. Today's gonna be perfect!Copy !req
11. Uh, Star? Is this yours?Copy !req
12. I found it in the back
of the freezer for some reason.Copy !req
13. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
14. I was wondering where this went!Copy !req
15. Marco, look! My frozen swimsuit!Copy !req
16. Cool, cool, cool.Copy !req
17. You know, it might be easier
to find next timeCopy !req
18. if you put it in your closet
instead of the freezer.Copy !req
19. (chuckling) Ohh, Mrs. Diaz,Copy !req
20. no, my closet is for secrets,
not swimsuits!Copy !req
21. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
22. Oh, honey, look!Copy !req
23. It's Mariposa's first breakfast quiche!Copy !req
24. I've been documenting her cutenessCopy !req
25. with this trendy instant camera.Copy !req
26. Instant camera...Copy !req
27. Wait just a minute.Copy !req
28. Swimsuit. Instant camera.Copy !req
29. Unused beach ball that's in the corner!Copy !req
30. - (gasp) Marco!
- Aah!Copy !req
31. I know what we're gonna do today!Copy !req
32. Are we not watching a marathon?Copy !req
33. Look, all the signs are here!Copy !req
34. My bathing suit, the instant camera,Copy !req
35. and the final pièce de résistance!Copy !req
36. Uh... the photo from the futureCopy !req
37. that Father Time gave you?Copy !req
38. Don't you see?Copy !req
39. You have a zit on the tip of your nose!Copy !req
40. So?Copy !req
41. So... that zit is exactly the sameCopy !req
42. as the one in the Beach Day photo.Copy !req
43. Ohhh!Copy !req
44. Ever since Father Time
gave me this future photo,Copy !req
45. I've been dreaming
of the day it would happen.Copy !req
46. And that day is a-today!Copy !req
47. All right, sure!Copy !req
48. Maybe it is Beach Day!Copy !req
49. Oh, you bet your booty it's Beach Day!Copy !req
50. As soon as my swimsuit
is done defrosting...Copy !req
51. - (patriotic music)
- ... we are going to the beach,Copy !req
52. and we're going to have
the best day of our lives!Copy !req
53. - Oh, boy.
- (click, whir)Copy !req
54. Can't wait for this Beach Day!Copy !req
55. Yeah, at the rate we're going,Copy !req
56. we might get there before sunset.Copy !req
57. Hmm.Copy !req
58. Excuse me, what's, uh...Copy !req
59. What's taking so long?Copy !req
60. There's a spill up ahead.Copy !req
61. Go on, goat. Get back in the truck!Copy !req
62. - (chomp)
- Eeh!Copy !req
63. Oh, no. There's, like, 20 goats out there!Copy !req
64. We're gonna be here all day!Copy !req
65. Star, if I cover up my zit with makeup,Copy !req
66. would the zit in the photo disappear,Copy !req
67. or would I just be unable to conceal it
no matter how hard I try?Copy !req
68. How much of my life would be affectedCopy !req
69. by what I choose to do to my zit?Copy !req
70. Do I have free will?Copy !req
71. Marco, you are stressing me out.
You know what?Copy !req
72. I'm just gonna move this along.Copy !req
73. Super sparkle car-fly wings!Copy !req
74. (Star) Wooo!Copy !req
75. Flying cars make me sick!Copy !req
76. But it's totally worth it for Beach Day!Copy !req
77. How's that for a shortcut, Mr. Driver Man?Copy !req
78. (quietly) Put down my car.Copy !req
79. What was that?Copy !req
80. I said put my carCopy !req
81. down!Copy !req
82. Now what?Copy !req
83. Don't worry, Marco, I got this.Copy !req
84. Summoning Sparkle Cloudy Charm!Copy !req
85. Oh, hey there, Star!Copy !req
86. Cloudy, to the beach!Copy !req
87. Maybe we should have just
done this from the staaaaaart!Copy !req
88. (Cloudy) Here we gooo!Copy !req
89. - Augh!
- (Marco groans)Copy !req
90. I can't fly in this!Copy !req
91. (coughing) It's like breathing death!Copy !req
92. (sighs) Looks like we're walking.Copy !req
93. 491, 492,Copy !req
94. 493, 494.Copy !req
95. (out of breath) It's weird.
It's almost as if eventsCopy !req
96. are conspiring against us.Copy !req
97. - Oh!
- Hey, where is the beach!Copy !req
98. The ocean's, like,
the biggest thing in this world.Copy !req
99. How have we not run into it already?Copy !req
100. Ah, surfer dude!Copy !req
101. - Huh?
- Can you tell us how we get to the beach?Copy !req
102. The beach is a state of mind, man.Copy !req
103. Just follow your heart.Copy !req
104. That's not helpful, just so you know!Copy !req
105. Ugh!Copy !req
106. Hey, it's all right!Copy !req
107. Maybe we just need to take a break.Copy !req
108. Get some food in our belly.Copy !req
109. No time for food, Marco!Copy !req
110. I can't afford any distractions.Copy !req
111. Beach Day is going to happen,Copy !req
112. I can feel it in my bones.Copy !req
113. We just gotta wait for a sign.Copy !req
114. Are we just gonna stand—Copy !req
115. - (screech)
- Aah!Copy !req
116. The sign! C'mon, Marco!
Follow that seagull!Copy !req
117. Aah!Copy !req
118. We made it.Copy !req
119. Beach Day is actually happening!Copy !req
120. Aah! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!Copy !req
121. The water is perfect. The sand is perfect.Copy !req
122. Everything is perfect!Copy !req
123. Now all we gotta do is take that picture!Copy !req
124. Oh. (laughs) Oh, this is
a box of crackers.Copy !req
125. Where's the real camera?Copy !req
126. Where is the camera?Copy !req
127. (gasps) Oh, no!Copy !req
128. I must have left it in the cab!Copy !req
129. I left the camera in the caaab!Copy !req
130. Hey, it's okay.Copy !req
131. - Aw, no. The photo's gone, too.
- Oh.Copy !req
132. I just don't understand.Copy !req
133. Today was supposed to be Beach Day!Copy !req
134. I can't believe I lost the photo
and the camera!Copy !req
135. Hey, look at it this way.Copy !req
136. It's a beautiful day.Copy !req
137. We can still have a fun day at the beach!Copy !req
138. Myehh.Copy !req
139. I'll let you make me into a sand mermaid.Copy !req
140. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
141. - Hah!
- Yah!Copy !req
142. Unh!Copy !req
143. Hah!Copy !req
144. I got it! I—Copy !req
145. Got it.Copy !req
146. You know what you look like?Copy !req
147. You know, this day actually turned out
pretty good after all.Copy !req
148. (old lady) Excuse me.Copy !req
149. I'm sorry to bother you.Copy !req
150. It's just, oh, you two
looked so cute earlier,Copy !req
151. and I just happened to see
this adorable young couple.Copy !req
152. We're not a couple. (gasp)Copy !req
153. (old lady) I debated whether
or not to even say anything,Copy !req
154. - but when opportunity comes along...
- Ohh! Careful! (gasp)Copy !req
155. well, you just have to take
the bull by the horns.Copy !req
156. - (Star) Yah!
- Oh.Copy !req
157. Whaa... ?Copy !req
158. No. Way.Copy !req
159. (Star) It's the Beach Day photo!Copy !req
160. How... How? How!Copy !req
161. It's all part of the paradox!Copy !req
162. We lost the camera
and the photo earlier todayCopy !req
163. because I was supposed to,Copy !req
164. because this creepy lady
was meant to take our Beach Day photo!Copy !req
165. So that means...Copy !req
166. Today is Beach Day!Copy !req
167. - Woo-hoo!
- It is Beach Day! It is Beach Day!Copy !req
168. It gonna happen!Copy !req
169. - I lived the happiest day of my life!
- Wow! Wow!Copy !req
170. (Marco) This is bananas!Copy !req
171. The paradox came true!Copy !req
172. It was real!Copy !req
173. Everything happened for a reason!Copy !req
174. Wow! Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
175. I'm so excited! Star?Copy !req
176. Ha ha ha! (humming)Copy !req
177. - (Star) Hey! Father Time?
- Ooh!Copy !req
178. Why am I not happy?Copy !req
179. Oh, hey! It's that beach photo.Copy !req
180. You look pretty happy to me.Copy !req
181. No. I was happy.
But that was, like, five minutes ago,Copy !req
182. and it's already starting to wear off!Copy !req
183. I thought Beach Day was supposed to be
the best day of my life!Copy !req
184. Everything would be figured out,Copy !req
185. and then I could live
happily ever after or whatever!Copy !req
186. But that didn't happen.
So why'd you even give this to me?Copy !req
187. I didn't give that to you.Copy !req
188. Uh, yes, you did.Copy !req
189. No, no, no.Copy !req
190. - You did.
- What?Copy !req
191. Yeah, you gave me the photo
to give to Past Star,Copy !req
192. because you knew
she was about to go throughCopy !req
193. a lot of difficult, messy life stuff,Copy !req
194. you know, what, with her mom going missingCopy !req
195. and her identity as a princess
kind of thrown out the window,Copy !req
196. you wanted to give her something
to look forward to.Copy !req
197. I gave this to me?Copy !req
198. But that can't—
That means this whole timeCopy !req
199. Beach Day was a lie?Copy !req
200. A lie I told myself?Copy !req
201. I can just destroy it for you,Copy !req
202. seeing as it's giving you so much grief.Copy !req
203. You know what? Yeah, sure.Copy !req
204. Beach Day, no Beach Day,
what's the difference?Copy !req
205. So what if I don't see it
up on the fridge every day,Copy !req
206. or keep it in my little purse always,Copy !req
207. or stuff it under my pillow every night.Copy !req
208. Yeah, who needs it?Copy !req
209. No photo, no Beach Day,
no confusing time paradox!Copy !req
210. You wouldn't even be here
right now asking about it!Copy !req
211. Who knows where you'd be?Copy !req
212. That's a... That's a good question.Copy !req
213. Some days, knowing I'd be this happyCopy !req
214. was the only thing that kept me going.Copy !req
215. So you want me to destroy it?Copy !req
216. No. No! No, no, no!Copy !req
217. You can't! I needed this!Copy !req
218. You gotta give it to Past Star!Copy !req
219. Wait! No! I don't want to give it away.Copy !req
220. But if I keep it,
I'll never have given it to myself,Copy !req
221. so I'll never have had it,Copy !req
222. and then it'll never have existed at all.Copy !req
223. (gasps) Whoa!Copy !req
224. Okay, okay, you know what?Copy !req
225. There.Copy !req
226. Now she can have it.Copy !req
227. Bye, Father Time. Thank you so much.Copy !req
228. - Sure thing!
- (portal bloops)Copy !req
229. Too bad the hardest times are still ahead.Copy !req
230. What was that?Copy !req
231. Nothing!Copy !req
232. B-E-A-C-H...Copy !req
233. "Beach Day!"Copy !req
234. So basically, Beach Day was never real.Copy !req
235. I was chasing some perfect idea
that didn't even exist.Copy !req
236. Don't get me wrong,
it got me though a lot, butCopy !req
237. now how am I supposed to know
if everything will end up okay?Copy !req
238. Well, I guess we just don't.Copy !req
239. Huh?Copy !req
240. Yeah, I mean...Copy !req
241. you don't know
what'll happen in the future,Copy !req
242. but who does?Copy !req
243. It wasn't the Beach Day itself
that made you happy, right?Copy !req
244. It— It was—Copy !req
245. It was you.Copy !req
246. Huh.Copy !req
247. You didn't wait for someone to tell youCopy !req
248. everything would be okay.Copy !req
249. You created your own happiness,Copy !req
250. through self-determination!Copy !req
251. Anyway, I thought that was pretty cool.Copy !req
252. Yeah. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
253. Well, I'm kinda
Beach Day'd out. (chuckles)Copy !req
254. Whaddaya say we head home?Copy !req
255. I say let's do it.Copy !req
256. Wait! We don't have a way to get home!Copy !req
257. Actually...Copy !req
258. Ah? Ahh?Copy !req
259. Star, I'm not wheeling you
all the way home in a shopping cart.Copy !req
260. (chuckles) Not wheeling, silly.Copy !req
261. - Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
- Aaah!Copy !req
262. No, no, no!Copy !req
263. Ha ha! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
264. (Marco) I'm gonna be sick,
but it's worth it for Beach Day!Copy !req
265. (Star) Beach Daaay!Copy !req
266. (in penguin voice) And after the battle,Copy !req
267. they had all the breakfast burritosCopy !req
268. - they could ever want!
- (Mariposa giggling)Copy !req
269. The end!Copy !req
270. Okay. That's enough goofing off.Copy !req
271. Time for bed.Copy !req
272. Good night, Meteora.Copy !req
273. (hisses) Goo!Copy !req
274. It's really great
you two get along so well.Copy !req
275. Good night, Mariposa.Copy !req
276. Sweet dreams.Copy !req
277. Marco.Copy !req
278. Hekapoo? What the heck are you doing here?Copy !req
279. I need to talk to you about the—Copy !req
280. Shh! Shh! Not in front of the babies!Copy !req
281. Mariposa and Meteora just fell asleep!Copy !req
282. What are you, Eclipsa's baby-sitter?Copy !req
283. I am Eclipsa's favorite baby-sitter,Copy !req
284. and I think it's nice that she and GlobgorCopy !req
285. are having a night out after 300 years.Copy !req
286. Just listen, all right?
I shouldn't even be telling you this,Copy !req
287. but I have a feeling some bad stuffCopy !req
288. is about to go down on Mewni.Copy !req
289. Well, that sounds ominous.Copy !req
290. Okay, I know you like to "get involved"Copy !req
291. because you "care,"Copy !req
292. but trust me.Copy !req
293. Stay. On. Earth.Copy !req
294. Ow.Copy !req
295. Stay on Earth.Copy !req
296. Uh.Copy !req
297. Star! Hekapoo just gave me
this really cryptic warningCopy !req
298. about bad things happening on Mewni.Copy !req
299. - Have you heard anything about that?
- (spits) Noooo...Copy !req
300. But we should probably
ask Eclipsa the— Oh!Copy !req
301. I promised I'd send her a picture
of the babies together!Copy !req
302. Quietly, they're asleep!Copy !req
303. Li'l baabieess!Copy !req
304. (Star) Hekapoo left her portal open!Copy !req
305. Why's it so quiet?Copy !req
306. - (gasps)
- Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
307. Do you think... ?Copy !req
308. Uh-huh. I think.Copy !req
309. Oh, no, how long has it been?Copy !req
310. I don't know! Five minutes? Ten?Copy !req
311. They could be grandmas by now! Let's go!Copy !req
312. What happened here?Copy !req
313. (Marco) Who knows?Copy !req
314. It's been centuries
since we were last here.Copy !req
315. Oh, hot Marco,
where do we even start looking?Copy !req
316. Aaaah! Brunzettaaa!Copy !req
317. You look so cool! Duh!Copy !req
318. Did you miss me?Copy !req
319. I'm sorry, who are you again?Copy !req
320. Brunzetta, my sister is missing!Copy !req
321. Do you know anyone
that can help me find her?Copy !req
322. Hmmm. Old Irma.Copy !req
323. The sage who lives
just past that mountain range.Copy !req
324. We can get there by midday
if we leave now.Copy !req
325. Oh, uh, we'd love to have you, Brunzetta,Copy !req
326. but this is kind of a family affair.Copy !req
327. Wait, did you summon me
all the way out hereCopy !req
328. just to ask for directions?Copy !req
329. No! I— I also...Copy !req
330. One thing I...Copy !req
331. I value your friendship!Copy !req
332. Rude.Copy !req
333. (zap)Copy !req
334. Ugh! How could I be so irresponsible?Copy !req
335. This is no place for babies!Copy !req
336. - (screech)
- Yah!Copy !req
337. I'm a terrible brother.Copy !req
338. Cliff.Copy !req
339. (old crone voice) Who's there?Copy !req
340. Old crone, we come in search of two girls.Copy !req
341. One a half-monster
with clovers on her cheeks,Copy !req
342. the other a human girl
with a mole like this.Copy !req
343. Have you seen them?Copy !req
344. - (wind whistling)
- Who wants to know?Copy !req
345. I'm the mole-girl's older brother,Copy !req
346. and she's the half-monster's
distant cousin,Copy !req
347. or— or something.Copy !req
348. Hey, she knows magic! Aaah!Copy !req
349. - Ooh!
- (evil cackling)Copy !req
350. (gasp) Is thatCopy !req
351. a butterfly?Copy !req
352. Mariposa?Copy !req
353. Intruders! Prepare to meet your demise!Copy !req
354. - Aah!
- Huh!Copy !req
355. Oof!Copy !req
356. Wait! You're a magic user, too?Copy !req
357. Yeah?Copy !req
358. We don't see many
of your kind around here.Copy !req
359. (gasp) Meteora!Copy !req
360. What if they're telling the truth?Copy !req
361. That guy and I do have the same mole.Copy !req
362. Hmmm. I call for a sister meeting.Copy !req
363. Ugh! Fine!Copy !req
364. Greetings. I'm Bork.Copy !req
365. And this is Grobb.Copy !req
366. Those aren't your real names.Copy !req
367. Please, allow us to properly apologizeCopy !req
368. by offering you some food.Copy !req
369. Our cave is this way.Copy !req
370. Food? Oh-ho! Don't mind if I do!Copy !req
371. Uhh... can I help you?Copy !req
372. I don't know why,Copy !req
373. but something about youCopy !req
374. makes me angry!Copy !req
375. Yeah.Copy !req
376. That was some pretty sweet magic
you used back there!Copy !req
377. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
378. The old women of the mountain
found us as babiesCopy !req
379. and taught me all of their spells.Copy !req
380. Now that they've all died,
it's my job to protect us,Copy !req
381. since Bork can't do magic.Copy !req
382. She can still kick butt though!Copy !req
383. Like that time you wrestled
that giant mud-fly!Copy !req
384. I chopped off all the legsCopy !req
385. and drained the putrid goo from its body!Copy !req
386. And then it kind of exploded.Copy !req
387. But I managed to save the goo!Copy !req
388. (sighs) That was the last good meal
we had that winter.Copy !req
389. Yeah, it's not easy surviving
in this dimension.Copy !req
390. Why did you abandon us here?Copy !req
391. We didn't abandon you!Copy !req
392. We came as soon as we could,Copy !req
393. but time works differently here.Copy !req
394. We're here now though!
You can finally come home!Copy !req
395. Oh, yeah! Heh.Copy !req
396. I can't wait to see what Earth is like!Copy !req
397. But first, soup's on! Who's hungry?Copy !req
398. Oh oh oh! Me me me! It's me! I'm hungry!Copy !req
399. What is this?Copy !req
400. (Teen Mariposa) Skin flakes
and garlic spider chow!Copy !req
401. Yummy.Copy !req
402. Ahhhh, really takes me back!Copy !req
403. Though I always used to add
more garlic spiders.Copy !req
404. Ugh!Copy !req
405. Mmm. You sure this will work?Copy !req
406. It better!Copy !req
407. Uh, so heavy.Copy !req
408. Wyscan the Granter, we summon you!Copy !req
409. Come for a trade, girls?Copy !req
410. We captured a magical creature.Copy !req
411. We'll give it to you in exchange
for giving me magical powers,Copy !req
412. just like Grobb.Copy !req
413. What an intriguing proposal.Copy !req
414. Very well. Feed me the magic girl.Copy !req
415. Eww.Copy !req
416. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
417. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
418. He's just gonna eat her?Copy !req
419. Well, yeah, seems pretty straightforward.Copy !req
420. Magic girl goes in, magic powers come out.Copy !req
421. Yeah, but I didn't think it would be so,Copy !req
422. I don't know, creepy.Copy !req
423. Mariposa, you don't need magic.Copy !req
424. You need to come home with me!Copy !req
425. I'm not going anywhere with you!Copy !req
426. You're not my brother!Copy !req
427. Even if I weren't, this is wrong.Copy !req
428. I think you know that.Copy !req
429. Err! What's taking so long over there?Copy !req
430. I've changed my mind.Copy !req
431. I thought we had a deal.Copy !req
432. And baby's hungry!Copy !req
433. If you want the girl,Copy !req
434. you'll have to fight us for her!Copy !req
435. Ugh, fine.Copy !req
436. Come at me, or whatever.Copy !req
437. I got this!Copy !req
438. Haah!Copy !req
439. - (slurp) (burp)
- Oops!Copy !req
440. Pardon my manners.Copy !req
441. - What?
- I got it! Cupcake blast!Copy !req
442. Oooh! (chuckling) Strawberry!Copy !req
443. Stop! He eats magic!Copy !req
444. We have to beat him the old-fashioned way.Copy !req
445. Oh, the old-fashioned way, hmm?Copy !req
446. Don't mind if I do!Copy !req
447. Let's go!Copy !req
448. - Rah!
- Mariposa!Copy !req
449. Hoo! Hah! Hah hah hoo!Copy !req
450. Hah! Huh!Copy !req
451. Aaah!Copy !req
452. Oof! Hah!Copy !req
453. Ooh, you're fun!Copy !req
454. Rah!Copy !req
455. You know, Bork actually
kicked my butt once.Copy !req
456. Yeah, Marco is pretty tough, too.Copy !req
457. Yaah!Copy !req
458. Ohh!Copy !req
459. Huh? Hey—Copy !req
460. (Wyscan) Oh oh oh ohh!Copy !req
461. Something you'd like
to share with the class?Copy !req
462. Don't keep me waiting, now.Copy !req
463. Hah!Copy !req
464. - Hey! Stand still!
- Hah!Copy !req
465. - (grunts)
- Now!Copy !req
466. Hope you like garlic spiders!Copy !req
467. Uhh!Copy !req
468. Oop!Copy !req
469. I actually rather like garlic.Copy !req
470. Spiders, on the other hand,
ruin everything.Copy !req
471. Ugh, take your Magic Girl and go,
you awful children.Copy !req
472. (whimpering) They're still crawling! Why?Copy !req
473. - Yeah!
- Yeah-heh-heh-heh!Copy !req
474. Not bad, dude!Copy !req
475. Not bad yourself, sis!Copy !req
476. Watch it! You may be a good fighter,Copy !req
477. but you're still not my brother.Copy !req
478. What's... what's that on your necklace?Copy !req
479. Huh?Copy !req
480. Hey!Copy !req
481. (in penguin voice) And after the battle,Copy !req
482. they had all the breakfast burritosCopy !req
483. - they could ever want!
- They could ever want!Copy !req
484. (gasp) You are my brother!Copy !req
485. Come home, Mariposa.Copy !req
486. We can be a family again.Copy !req
487. A family?Copy !req
488. Wait, wait, wait. Does this mean
we'll turn back into babies?Copy !req
489. Well, yeah.Copy !req
490. But you'll have loving parents,Copy !req
491. a safe home to grow up in.Copy !req
492. And, Grobb! You get to live in a castleCopy !req
493. with servants and a weird knight
who does all your laundry!Copy !req
494. But we don't need a castle.Copy !req
495. And I already have a home.Copy !req
496. Grobb and I have built a life together,
and I don't want to lose that.Copy !req
497. Yeah. Thanks for coming out here and all,Copy !req
498. but I think we're gonna pass.Copy !req
499. Marco, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
500. I... I don't know.Copy !req
501. What about food?Copy !req
502. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
503. We, uh, got all kinds of food.Copy !req
504. You got, like,
different flavors of spiders?Copy !req
505. You don't have to eat spiders
where we're going!Copy !req
506. You can eat waffles, nachos, sushi...Copy !req
507. If you wanted to,
you could eat breakfast burritos all day!Copy !req
508. Wait a minute,
breakfast burritos are food?Copy !req
509. If you come home with us,Copy !req
510. you'll have all the food
you could ever dream of!Copy !req
511. - Oh-ho!
- (gasps)Copy !req
512. Will we get to grow up together again?Copy !req
513. We'll make sure of it.Copy !req
514. Let's go home.Copy !req
515. (Marco, whispering) Good night, Meteora.Copy !req
516. Good night, Mariposa.Copy !req