Star vs. the Forces of Evil 4x26

Directed by

Jessica Paré as Chloe (voice) • Kimaya Thais as Katrina (voice) • Matt Chapman as Alfonzo (voice) • Nate Torrence as Ferguson (voice) • Daron Nefcy as StarFan13 (voice) • Nick Swardson as Sensei (voice)

Marco is determined to consume 50 tacos in order to win a special prize that is being offered at Britta's Tacos restaurant.

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1. (Star) Hmm...

2. Whatcha looking at over there?

3. Oh, it's, uh, Alphonse's Atlas of the Multiverse.

4. Tom gave it to me

5. so I could circle places I wanted to goon our trip.

6. But, man, I didn't realize how many places I've already been to.

7. Oh. Well, in that case, might I recommend...

8. (pirate voice) Pie Island!

9. One taste of our pies, and you'll be hooked!

10. Oh, Pie King. I remember him.

11. (imitating him) Look at me, I'm the King of Pies,

12. and I'm going to make pies out of you!

13. - Nom nom nom nom. - (laughs)

14. Uh, Star?

15. Hmm?

16. I should, uh, probably get going.

17. Oh! Yeah! Heh heh.

18. Of course. Gotta head back to Earth.

19. Still I can't believe I'm going to be a big brother.

20. You're going to be such a good big bro.

21. Hey, Diaz. Gimme a hand with this stuff, would ya?

22. Janna, what is all that?

23. I've acquired a few... "souvenirs."

24. Always lift with your back.

25. Hey, Star, you almost ready for our trip?

26. These bags are pretty heavy. Aren't they, Petey?

27. Heh heh! Maybe just a little, Master Thomas!

28. Hi, Petey!

29. Have a great trip, guys!

30. Aw, thanks, Marco!

31. You better send some cheesy postcards!

32. Oh, you know we will!

33. Yeah, you've got some Limburger coming your way, Janna!

34. Bon Voyage!

35. Ooh! Thank goodnes for portals.

36. I'd never be able to get this stuff through airport security.

37. So are you stoked for our trip?

38. Oh, I am so ready for some time away!

39. I am done being a princess.

40. I can finally do whatever I want!

41. Ha ha! Oh!

42. I just need to say a few goodbyes,

43. and then we are outta here!

44. Hey, no rush! We got all day!

45. Heh heh heh. All day.

46. Hey, Petey, look alive! Yah!

47. Aah!

48. Wow, Monster Temple is goin' off!

49. Yeah. It's pretty cool to see things going so well in the kingdom.

50. Yoo-hoo! Star! Tom!

51. Well, hello, you two!

52. Oh! What is this, li'l baby Meteora?

53. Meteora made you a going-away card.

54. Oh, baby, it's perfect!

55. Globgor and I have a little something for you, too!

56. (both) Surpriiise!

57. We baked it ourselves!

58. You baked us... a Mewman?

59. Yes!

60. Oh, heavens no!

61. It's a cake, darling!

62. It's vegan!

63. Oh, you guys!

64. Mm, that's good Mewman.

65. Oh, my goodness!

66. I love you so much.

67. We're very sad to see you guys go.

68. But even so, though it may be a new chapter for Mewni,

69. it is also a new chapter for you.

70. So get out there and write.

71. Write the rest of your marvelous story!

72. - Thanks, Eclipsa! - Bye!

73. Bye-bye! Bye!

74. Where are they going, anyway?

75. I don't know.

76. (Ponyhead) Oh, like, you guys!

77. Our lives are totally changing, or whatever!

78. Like, you're going on your big trip

79. with your handsome demon-boy.

80. And then it's just, like, little old me,

81. like, what am I left with?

82. (Star) Are you kidding? You've got The Ponyhead Show!

83. (gasp) That's right! Seahorse!

84. - (theme music playing) - Yes?

85. Get a close-up of my tears, fool!

86. Y-y-yes, of course, my dear!

87. Ponyhead, why is Seahorse wearing that blinking bracelet?

88. (Ponyhead) Oh, he's on probation.

89. If I go outside, I'll explode.

90. All right. Good show. We gotta get going here.

91. (whimper) I'm gonna miss this so much!

92. Oh! I love you, Ponyhead!

93. Oh, I love you, too, babygirl.

94. You crazy kids have fun now.

95. - We will! - Bye, Ponyhead.

96. (Ponyhead) Seahorse!

97. Tell me you filmed that fond farewell!

98. All right, Katrina, let's see what you got! Oof!

99. Aaah!

100. Star?

101. You can still take a tackle!

102. Uh! And you

103. are stronger than I remember.

104. Hey, hey! That my girl, eh?

105. Strong like bull—

106. uh, frog. Bullfrog.

107. Here ya go, Star.

108. It'll be worth a lot of money someday

109. when I'm a famous athlete!

110. There's not a doubt in my mind

111. that you'll be the next Cornball Queen!

112. Oof!

113. Is funny thing, Star Butterfly.

114. One moment you are young, having whole life ahead of you.

115. And next— kaboomski!

116. You are fat old Buff Frog with teenagers for boss!

117. Ha ha ha ha!

118. As parent, I live for my children's choices now!

119. Oh, Buff Frog, that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

120. Come here, you guys.

121. Ohh!

122. Okay, see ya! We are almost out of here!

123. We just gotta say goodbye to your folks. We should really get going.

124. Hey, demon-boy, one more thing.

125. You watch out for Star on this trip,

126. or you will answer to me.

127. Oh, I... I will, sir.

128. Great!

129. Go and have a good time!

130. - Bye! Bye, Star! - Think fast, Petey.

131. Ooh! (panting)

132. So, you probably don't approve of me going on such a long trip, huh?

133. On the contrary, dear.

134. You're going to experience so much!

135. How about you and Dad, what are your plans?

136. We're actually very happy where we are.

137. I would never have imagined that I would be comfortable

138. living in a house made of sticks and leaves,

139. but there's a beautiful simplicity to life in a yurt.

140. And, of course, your father has his hunting class to keep him busy.

141. Now, hunt me like you mean it!

142. - Raaarrh! - Ooh! Aah! Help!

143. Rarr! You are being mauled by a bear! C'mon!

144. Aah! Aaah!

145. So, uh, that went pretty well actually.

146. - Yeah! - And...

147. we've said goodbye to everyone, right?

148. - Uh, yeah. - Great!

149. Oh, no, wait!

150. Uh, maybe, uh...

151. Maybe we, uh... Maybe we didn't,

152. um, get— get everyone.

153. Oh! Doop-Doop!

154. Uh, what?

155. Doop-Doop, Doop-Doop!

156. Oh! Oh! You have to, uh...

157. make a doop-doop?

158. Oh, I already did... in here!

159. (laughs) Doop-Doop! Oh!

160. I couldn't leave without saying goodbye

161. to my first magic spell!

162. (weakly) Hello?

163. Hey ya, buddy!

164. Ah, Doop-Doop, what's new?

165. Uh... Oh, Star!

166. Oh, well— well— well, nothing's new

167. since you abandoned me in here,

168. roasting in the sun all these years.

169. Yeah. Pretty hot, huh?

170. Okay, well, see you later, Doop-Doop.

171. Uh, but we really have— We gotta get going.

172. Yeah, yeah, we should go. We gotta go.

173. - To Apple Jeff's! - Apple who?

174. Apple Jeff! Duh!

175. The last last person I need to say goodbye to...

176. or is he?

177. - Ahhh! - Oh, c'mon!

178. He's really close!

179. Oh! Oh, yay, an adventure!

180. All right, let's get going!

181. Whoa whoa! Ohh!

182. Ohh! Ohh!

183. I fell down!

184. Just like a regular broom!

185. Star, okay, what— what's going on here?

186. Are we taking this trip or not?

187. Trip? Oh, yeah, of course we're going, Tom!

188. It's just there's more friends to say goodbye to.

189. Sorry. More people than Apple Jeff,

190. who I never heard of before?

191. Well, yeah, like Rasticore,

192. that robot guy who used to hang out with Meteora.

193. Or is he dead?

194. Okay, okay, all right, all right.

195. Petey, let me see that atlas.

196. Ohh! You didn't circle anything.

197. Isn't there anywhere in here that looks cool?

198. Well, Tom, it's just...

199. I don't know where to go!

200. Um... Oh. Yeah, okay. Well, that's fine.

201. We can pick a place together.

202. No, I really don't know where to go or what to do.

203. - (Petey groaning) - Star!

204. You're acting like you don't want to go.

205. You do want to go, don't you?

206. I think...

207. I'm really excited to not be a princess,

208. and now that Mewni doesn't need me,

209. now that I'm free,

210. I think I need time to figure things out.

211. But I—

212. Ohh!

213. I wish you woulda told me this sooner!

214. Oh, Tom, please.

215. Don't be upset.

216. No! Not upset!

217. I don't wanna pressure you or anything!

218. Oh, you are upset! I can tell!

219. Okay, okay, I'm upset, but I'm allowed to be!

220. Just like you're allowed to be, uh, you know—

221. Ohh!

222. Look, you should take your time.

223. If you want to. If you need to.

224. You don't have to go.

225. Oh, I'm gonna go.

226. I don't know where, but you know what?

227. It's gonna be great.

228. I'll leave my phone on.

229. Let me know when you've figured it out, okay?

230. Okay.

231. Master! Don't forget your bags!

232. Shhhh!

233. Oh, Tom.

234. (gasp) Star! Star Butterfly!

235. - Ooh! - Look who came to visit!

236. Star? You're... here?

237. You're here!

238. - Uh-huh. - Awesome! Hey!

239. Close your eyes for a second!

240. - Got 'em! - (laughs) Okay.

241. What's going on?

242. Star, meet Mariposa, my new baby sister.

243. (gasp) Sister?

244. I thought you were getting a brother!

245. For how much money these doctors charge,

246. you'd think they would be much better at their jobs.

247. It's so good to see you.

248. Yeah. It's— It's good to be back.

249. And this, Mariposa, is Britta's Tacos.

250. No, no no no no. It's pronounced "tacos."

251. "Ta-cos."

252. I had trouble with it, too.

253. I am so pumped!

254. All I need is 50 more punches

255. on my Frequent Eater card,

256. then I'll win...

257. the mystery prize!

258. (gasp) I hope it's a t-shirt!

259. For 200 tacos, it better be a lot cooler than a t-shirt.

260. I think it's a shirt.

261. All right, Mariposa, I got your bottles,

262. your teddy, and your diaper bag.

263. So what are we doing today, besides eatin' tacos?

264. Do?

265. Summers are all about relaxing and doing nothing.

266. Ohh, okay.

267. After the year I've had, nothing is all I want to do.

268. I'm gonna get some tacos.

269. Tacos sound good.

270. Cloudyyyyyyy!

271. Aaah!

272. Welcome to Britta's Tacos.

273. Sensei?

274. And Oskar!

275. Hey.

276. What are you doing here?

277. Dude, I've been working here for the last six months.

278. But you'd know that if you hadn't just up and left.

279. I see you're a dad now. Figures.

280. Classic Mango.

281. Classic Mango.

282. Dude! This is— This is my sister.

283. Oooh, I get it.

284. You're hiding it from Jackie.

285. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

286. I'm not hiding anything!

287. This is my sister.

288. And even if she wasn't,

289. there's no drama between me and Jackie!

290. (sigh) Can I just get ten tacos?

291. Hey, weren't we supposed to hang out, like, last summer?

292. Yeah. Guess so.

293. Whatcha been up to?

294. I got a job at Britta's Tacos.

295. Niiiice.

296. If I just pace myself,

297. I should have no problem knocking back all 50 tacos today.

298. That's four down.

299. Ugh, it's gonna be a long day.

300. Why don't you just have someone else eat them?

301. - (mews) - All you need are the punches.

302. Aw, yeah!

303. (Southern California accent) Five lengua tacos, extra lengua.

304. Uh, excuse me. Could I have your punches?

305. - All right, kid! - All right, kid!

306. No, no, no! Your Loyalty Card punches!

307. I'm trying to get the mystery prize.

308. I dunno, man, I really wanna punch you!

309. C'mon, guys, can you say no to this?

310. Whoa! How could I say no to the father of such a cute baby?

311. Father? Oh, no, I'm, uh— Never mind.

312. Awwww!

313. That mystery prize is as good as mine!

314. So you mean to tell me,

315. I can't get apple slices with my que-sa-dill-a?

316. Teachers? Oh no no no no.

317. I just ditched an entire year of school while we were in Mewni!

318. Push me under the table, Marco!

319. - What? - Just do it.

320. Okay! Geez!

321. Well, well, well, Mr. Diaz!

322. Getting along well without an education?

323. Uh-uh-uh!

324. Read it and weep!

325. I got my diploma and everything.

326. Eww!

327. Oh, no!

328. Put that official business away, Marco!

329. - It's summer! - Crandle?

330. Did you follow me from Mewni?

331. I don't know what a Mewni is.

332. I'm just here in Echo Creek

333. helping kids find their lifelong posts.

334. Uh, careers. Good lifelong careers.

335. Relax, m'boy! It's summer!

336. Well, since everything is cool,

337. can I have your punches?

338. - Yeah, sure! - Okey-dokey.

339. Heh heh heh. I'm never going to school.

340. - Star! - Aaaah!

341. I thought you'd never come back to me!

342. Selfie!

343. And pout!

344. Now smolder!

345. To do this, Mama needs a horchata.

346. Marco! Earth money!

347. Whoa! Nice baby!

348. Thanks.

349. I'm posting this right now!

350. Wait, oh, Marco, is it cool if I post this?

351. You know, because Jackie might see it.

352. Uh, yeah, of course. Why not?

353. Some people get really awkward when they run into an ex.

354. You know, it's, like, drama!

355. - (thud) - Oh!

356. Oops!

357. It could get really weird!

358. Everything's totally great between Jackie and me.

359. No weirdness here!

360. Oh, that's good! 'Cause it's Taco Tuesday.

361. Jackie always comes to Taco Tuesdays.

362. Well, I look forward to seeing her.

363. I gotta go to the bathroom.

364. - (splash) - Ahh!

365. What does Starfan know?

366. It's not gonna be weird to see Jackie.

367. We're friends.

368. I thought me and my ex were cool.

369. But last year, I ran into her at this very taco stand.

370. It was terrifying!

371. And she threatened to squeeze hot sauce into my eye!

372. And I've been hiding out in this here stall ever since.

373. Well, that's you, man.

374. Jackie and I, we had a healthy relationship.

375. Yeah? Well, why'd you break up then?

376. Oh, well, you know,

377. 'cause she thought I was in love with my best friend.

378. Oh, brah, that's, like, way worse than what I did.

379. Oh, no! I was a terrible boyfriend.

380. Guess who's here? You have a visitor!

381. Marco!

382. (whispers) Jackie!

383. (Starfan) Marco! Marco! Marco! Marco! Marco!

384. Great work, Star!

385. Yeah. Yeah, you bet.

386. (Ferguson and Alfonso) Hey, Marco!

387. - Huh? - Ha ha ha! Marco!

388. It's so good to see you.

389. Are you all right, man? You look a little freaked.

390. No, no, I'm fine. I mean, I just thought you guys

391. were maybe Jackie or something.

392. Jackie? Naw, last I heard, she was studying abroad in France,

393. so I don't think she'll be coming by anytime soon.

394. I mean, unless she wants a taco.

395. Ha! Say hello to our new D and D group!

396. What up?

397. These guys play D and D?

398. Oh, being a nerd has gotten super cool since you've left.

399. Special delivery from Star!

400. - What the heck? - (giggles)

401. Cool, Star and Marco had a baby!

402. - No! It's not our baby— - Aw, cool! Star's here!

403. She's the one I was telling you about. She does real magic.

404. Hey, Star!

405. Can you conjure a unicorn stampede?

406. Awww, unicorns.

407. Sorry, guys, she's kinda busy at the moment doing nothing.

408. See? Just like an old cat!

409. I could do this all day!

410. Here's 30 tacos and 30 punches.

411. I'm getting really close!

412. Thanks for the punches, guys.

413. Naw, sure thing, Marco! Hey, I'll see ya!

414. Gotta go crush some elves!

415. I'm sure we'll see you really soon though!

416. I just need two more punches.

417. Ohh! Why hasn't anyone else come by?

418. This is more of a lunch place, actually.

419. Wait! Janna!

420. She can get me a few punches, I bet!

421. Hold on there, bro.

422. Janna isn't welcome around here anymore!

423. She's banned for life!

424. Ugh!

425. Looks like it's up to you, Diaz.

426. Let's get this over with.

427. Two tacos, please.

428. Bad news, Marco.

429. You bought us out of every ingredient.

430. All we have to make tacos with

431. are these home grown Echo Creek white hot pain peppers.

432. (urp)

433. Haven't those been outlawed in 16 states?

434. What am I? A cop?

435. Embrace the pain!

436. (sigh) Nah, man, I'm done.

437. My quest for the mystery prize is a bust.

438. Two punches! I just needed two!

439. Ow! Ow! Huh?

440. You want chips on the side?

441. Jackie? I thought you were...

442. Hi!

443. Aww, who's this little lady?

444. Looks like you've been busy.

445. She's not mine!

446. I mean... she's— she's mine,

447. just not, mine mine.

448. She's my sister.

449. (laughs) Classic Diaz.

450. Oh, hey, I've got somebody I'd like you to meet.

451. Bonjour!

452. Chloe. Meet Marco!

453. Oh, hi! How do you guys know each other?

454. We met in France.

455. She taught me all about the beauty of French architecture

456. and how to do sweet parkour off it.

457. Montre-lui, Chloe!

458. D'accord!

459. She's so cool.

460. Voila!

461. Now I'm showing her

462. the coolest of Echo Creek life—

463. skateboarding and pain pepper tacos!

464. Pain pepper tacos?

465. Hey, if you give me your two punches,

466. I'll buy them for you.

467. Dude, Diaz! What a gentleman.

468. Ready for ze pain?

469. (together) Un, deux, trois!

470. - Aah! - Oh, that's unreal!

471. Oh, my gosh, it's so spicy!

472. - (laughing) - (Chloe) It's so brilliant!

473. Well, Marco, thanks for the tacos.

474. It's really nice to see you.

475. Really? 'Cause I wasn't sure if things were cool between us.

476. Of course things are cool, bro. You just bought us tacos.

477. I don't know.

478. I was in the bathroom, thinking about life,

479. and it dawned on me:

480. Marco, you were a terrible boyfriend to Jackie.

481. And you're Jackie.

482. What?

483. Nothing. You're just the best.

484. Look, as boyfriends go, you were pretty standard.

485. But you always knew how to make me laugh.

486. Standard?

487. You're not just saying that?

488. Look, I learned a lot about myself in France,

489. and we just weren't the best match.

490. And that's okay.

491. It doesn't mean we can't be friends.

492. Yeah, that's what I was hoping.

493. - That's sooo beautiful! - (slapping)

494. Okay, Marco, well, we better get going.

495. Bye, Star!

496. Bye, Jackie!

497. Now, she's a special girl, Marco.

498. Make sure you don't mess that one up.

499. - Stay amazing. - Au revoir.

500. Bye.

501. (gasp) Marco's got all 50 punches!

502. Prize! Now!

503. Sorry, the prize has been stolen.

504. What? Well, what was it?

505. A t-shirt. Said "Britta's Tacos" on it.

506. Pretty sweet.

507. You know, the real prize was getting to see all our friends.

508. Friends!

509. (urp)

510. I think I just threw up a little bit.