1. Cheers!Copy !req
2. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
3. To the Kill Devil Pass
Riders' Club Annual Ride!Copy !req
4. So, uh, who d'you think
will be cursedCopy !req
5. with the Devil's Mark
this year?Copy !req
6. Please let it be me,
please let it be me!Copy !req
7. Devil's Mark goes
to the worst rider.Copy !req
8. Why would you want that?Copy !req
9. 'Cause I'm quirky!Copy !req
10. Well, I'll be rootin' for ya,
weird little dude.Copy !req
11. Hey, Kelly, the new vest
looks good on ya.Copy !req
12. Thanks, Hekapoo!Copy !req
13. Official membership
feels great.Copy !req
14. Y'know, I think this is
the best groupCopy !req
15. we've ever put together
for the annual ride.Copy !req
16. Talon wouldn't
change a thing!Copy !req
17. Me neither!Copy !req
18. Ha! Uh, funny
you should say that.Copy !req
19. I actually, uh...Copy !req
20. invited
someone else this year.Copy !req
21. Uh, what?Copy !req
22. Without telling us?Copy !req
23. Quirky don't
like surprises!Copy !req
24. Not cool, Marco.Copy !req
25. Don't worry, guys!Copy !req
26. It'll be fine.Copy !req
27. He's a total pro.Copy !req
28. Oh, my gosh, Tom!
Are you okay?Copy !req
29. Oh, yeah! Yeah, me?Copy !req
30. Totally fine.Copy !req
31. I'm totally fine.
I'm good.Copy !req
32. You always know
how to make a grand entrance.Copy !req
33. Guys, you know Tom.Copy !req
34. Hi.Copy !req
35. I'm still just getting used
to the new drag.Copy !req
36. Or, uh, d-dragon cycle?Copy !req
37. Huh! Looks like you're gonna
have a little competitionCopy !req
38. for that Devil's Mark,
li'l dude.Copy !req
39. But I was supposed
to be the belle
of the ball!Copy !req
40. Oh. Well,
here's the problem.Copy !req
41. You gotta take off
the hood so he can see.Copy !req
42. Whoa! It's alive?Copy !req
43. Shh shh shh.
Whoa there, whoa there!Copy !req
44. Hey, hey, hey, it's okay!Copy !req
45. It's— it's okay.Copy !req
46. I didn't know it was alive!Copy !req
47. Ha ha ha ha!
Good one.Copy !req
48. Let's just get
this show on the road.Copy !req
49. - Whoa! Gah!Copy !req
50. It's obviously
not used to—Copy !req
51. Whoa!
Having a driver.Copy !req
52. Yeah, the young ones,
they usually take
a little time to calm down.Copy !req
53. Y'know, there's no shame
in backing out of the ride.Copy !req
54. Maybe get to know
Hampton a little better.Copy !req
55. Nah, he'll learn
on the go.Copy !req
56. Okay. Let's ride.Copy !req
57. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
58. Sparky's goin' fast!Copy !req
59. All right, let me just.Copy !req
60. - Whoa! Aah!Copy !req
61. Everything okay?Copy !req
62. Yeah, just tryin' out
some new tricks!Copy !req
63. You go ahead,
and I'll catch up!Copy !req
64. Whoa!Copy !req
65. All right, Kill Devil Pass
Riders Club.Copy !req
66. Let's shred some sky!Copy !req
67. - Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
68. Aaagh, c'mon!Copy !req
69. Get in the air!Copy !req
70. Get in the air!Copy !req
71. - Aaaghh!Copy !req
72. - Aaaah!Copy !req
73. So he's
a total pro, huh?Copy !req
74. How about
you guys just go aheadCopy !req
75. and we'll meet you at
Dragon Bone's rest stop.Copy !req
76. All right,
but just don't spend
all day with Lucitor.Copy !req
77. Tom, you okay?Copy !req
78. Yeah, just
takin' a little rest.Copy !req
79. C'mon, man, it's obvious
you've never ridden
a dragon cycle before.Copy !req
80. What gave it away?Copy !req
81. Tom, if you're gonna do this,Copy !req
82. you're gonna have
to get to know Hampton.Copy !req
83. Who's Hampton?Copy !req
84. - Ughh.Copy !req
85. Half of dragon cyclingCopy !req
86. is just forming a bond
with your cycle.Copy !req
87. There you go, buddy,
That's the spot.Copy !req
88. Dragons are
living creatures,Copy !req
89. not some expensive product
you buy from a catalog.Copy !req
90. Well, technically,
they're both,Copy !req
91. but I see what you mean.Copy !req
92. You and Hampton need complete
trust between each other.Copy !req
93. Ready, Nachos?Copy !req
94. See, complete trust.Copy !req
95. All right, let's develop
some trust, Hampton.Copy !req
96. Okay, light touch.Copy !req
97. And a little under there.Copy !req
98. And right with— phew!Copy !req
99. All right, open up, Hampton.Copy !req
100. Hrmpf!Copy !req
101. Look, I'm sorry
about all the wheeliesCopy !req
102. and not treating you
like a living thing.Copy !req
103. I— I promise I'll do better.Copy !req
104. Okay, bud, okay.
Yeah, here we go.Copy !req
105. I'm just gonna lean
in here, and...Copy !req
106. Hey, he didn't bite me!Copy !req
107. Now let's go
for a little ride.Copy !req
108. Whoo! I'm doing it!Copy !req
109. I feel so free!Copy !req
110. Nice, nice.
Now just follow me!Copy !req
111. Hampton, let's go up.Copy !req
112. - Please.
- Rrrr!Copy !req
113. Whoaa!Copy !req
114. Oh! I'm—
I'm really flying!Copy !req
115. This is incredible!Copy !req
116. Hey, thanks
for doing this, man.Copy !req
117. I know I'm taking time away
from you and your lady friend.Copy !req
118. Actually,
Kelly and I decidedCopy !req
119. to stop doing
the break-up buddies thing.Copy !req
120. But it's cool.
Things were super amicable.Copy !req
121. Cool.Copy !req
122. How sad is that?Copy !req
123. My break-up buddy
broke up with me.Copy !req
124. Yeah. That's why
I only date the dummies.Copy !req
125. Ain't that right, boys?Copy !req
126. - What?
- What?Copy !req
127. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
128. Ohh! The lovebirds
finally show up!Copy !req
129. Hey, careful, Tom.Copy !req
130. Being break-up buddies isn't
all it's cracked up to be.Copy !req
131. Uh... so are we going
to this jump or what?Copy !req
132. Let's get rolling!Copy !req
133. Quirky needs a Devil Mark!
Whoo-hooo!Copy !req
134. Varooom!Copy !req
135. Hey, the ride starts
getting pretty intense.Copy !req
136. You sure
you wanna keep going?Copy !req
137. Yeah! Let's get intense.Copy !req
138. Aaaah!Copy !req
139. Whoa! Aaah!Copy !req
140. - Aah! Aah!Copy !req
141. Poor guy's havin'
a hard time, huh?Copy !req
142. Can't get
much worse than that.Copy !req
143. Wild dragon cycles, incoming!Copy !req
144. Aaah!Copy !req
145. Uh, Hampton?Copy !req
146. - Whoa!Copy !req
147. Aah! No no no no!
Hampton!Copy !req
148. Hampton! Bad! Bad Hampton!Copy !req
149. Aaaah!Copy !req
150. Looks like his cycleCopy !req
151. would rather be with
the wild herd than with Tom.Copy !req
152. Hampton, I swear,
if you don't stop right now!Copy !req
153. - Oof!Copy !req
154. Hey, buddy.
You doing all right?Copy !req
155. Oh, man! This is the—Copy !req
156. I mean,
thrill of a lifetime!Copy !req
157. We're coming up
on the Devil's Mark
jump up ahead.Copy !req
158. It's pretty dangerous.Copy !req
159. You really think
you're ready?Copy !req
160. Dragon cycles already fly,
right?Copy !req
161. I mean,
how hard could a jump be?Copy !req
162. See? I mean, that—Copy !req
163. Yeah, that— that looks cool.Copy !req
164. You think that's cool?Copy !req
165. Check this out!Copy !req
166. Oh, mama.Copy !req
167. That's gonna be me,
that's gonna be me!Copy !req
168. Are you weenies just gonna
stand around all day?Copy !req
169. Yee-haw!Copy !req
170. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
171. Hey, Tom? You don't
have to do the jump.Copy !req
172. What?Copy !req
173. And miss out
on all that sweet air?Copy !req
174. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
175. Whoo!Copy !req
176. Whoo!Copy !req
177. Totally rockin', H-Poo!Copy !req
178. Look, buddy, I don't know
if you're ready for a jump
like this just yet.Copy !req
179. Oh, nah, we got this.Copy !req
180. My turn! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
181. Aaagh! C'mon
c'mon c'mon c'mon!Copy !req
182. Your dude is right.Copy !req
183. You ain't ready for this!Copy !req
184. Yaaaah!Copy !req
185. My best one yet!Copy !req
186. Tom, seriously.Copy !req
187. I'm doing the jump,
Marco.Copy !req
188. But why? Nobody's
pressuring you to do this.Copy !req
189. You're doing it.Copy !req
190. You always do
cool stuff like this.Copy !req
191. I'm not the cool one.
You are!Copy !req
192. Yeah!
That's what I thought,Copy !req
193. but then
I actually realizedCopy !req
194. that I don't
really do anything.Copy !req
195. So I bought a dragon cycle,Copy !req
196. and I'm gonna do
this terrifying jump.Copy !req
197. Don't do it, kid.Copy !req
198. That's Quirky's Devil Mark!Copy !req
199. Here I am!
Come and get me!Copy !req
200. Come to Papa!Copy !req
201. - Ooh! That's gonna
leave a mark.
- Ouch!Copy !req
202. Hey, guys, check it out.Copy !req
203. I got the mark!Copy !req
204. Tom, I really like the idea
of me being the cool one,Copy !req
205. but, dude, just do
the stuff you want to do,Copy !req
206. then it doesn't matter
if it's cool or not.Copy !req
207. So I'm gonna
jump this cliff,Copy !req
208. not because it's cool,Copy !req
209. but because
I like jumping cliffs!Copy !req
210. Dude, did you just fart?Copy !req
211. I did!Copy !req
212. Man, that guy is so cool.Copy !req
213. - Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
214. Tom's not really
thinking about doing
the jump, right?Copy !req
215. I— I really hope not.Copy !req
216. You ready, Hampton?Copy !req
217. Let's shred some sky.Copy !req
218. Wow. They're so free.Copy !req
219. You just wanna be up there,
don't ya?Copy !req
220. Hey, what's he doing?Copy !req
221. Something pretty cool.Copy !req
222. Ughh!Copy !req
223. What are we doing?Copy !req
224. You don't wanna
do this jump.Copy !req
225. I don't
wanna do this jump.Copy !req
226. Hampton, I'm sorry.Copy !req
227. You should do
what you want.Copy !req
228. Rrrr?Copy !req
229. Be free!Copy !req
230. Have fun with
those wild dragon cycles, buddy.Copy !req
231. Hey, Tom! I'm not
sure what just happened,Copy !req
232. but I'll come back
to pick you up!Copy !req
233. That's cool, Marco.Copy !req
234. I have my own way.Copy !req
235. Rrrr! Ahh-haa!Copy !req
236. Ha ha!Copy !req
237. Oh, yeah, he can fly!Copy !req
238. - Way to go, Tom!Copy !req
239. Whoo!Copy !req
240. Ohh! Why did I do that?Copy !req
241. You took that hit
like a total champ!Copy !req
242. Now let's see
that Devil Mark!Copy !req
243. Ohh, right.
Let's see here.Copy !req
244. Oh, thank goodness.Copy !req
245. He ain't nothin'
but bruises!Copy !req
246. You may not have
a dragon cycle,Copy !req
247. but you definitely
earned this.Copy !req
248. I'm part of the club!Copy !req
249. Maybe next year,
you'll get one
of these bad boys.Copy !req
250. Check it out.
It's embossed in the back.Copy !req
251. Oh. Lucky.Copy !req
252. So you coming back
next year?Copy !req
253. We'll see.Copy !req
254. I think I'm just gonna
do what I want.Copy !req
255. But— but, no, I'm definitely
not gonna do this again.Copy !req
256. Now that Seahorse is in
prison for Queennapping Eclipsa,Copy !req
257. Ponyhead thinks
he's hot again.Copy !req
258. But he's in jail.Copy !req
259. They're never
going to see each other!Copy !req
260. - Hey! Glossaryck!Copy !req
261. Glossaryck!Copy !req
262. What?Copy !req
263. What are you doing?Copy !req
264. Uh, shopping for antiques.Copy !req
265. No, you're not!
This stuff is mine!Copy !req
266. This is my secrets closet.Copy !req
267. You don't get
to shop in here!Copy !req
268. Ohhh! Oh, I get it.Copy !req
269. You— You think
that I'm the only personCopy !req
270. who takes things
out of your closet.Copy !req
271. What are you talking about?Copy !req
272. Oh, no!Copy !req
273. The book piece
is missing!Copy !req
274. Who would need—Copy !req
275. Eclipsa!Copy !req
276. Whoop!Copy !req
277. Oh, you.Copy !req
278. What took you so long?Copy !req
279. I had to find the perfect box
for your gift.Copy !req
280. Oh, no, no, wait!Copy !req
281. I'm taking you
to a secret place.Copy !req
282. Globgor, dear.Copy !req
283. Oh! Yeah, of course.Copy !req
284. Ha ha!Copy !req
285. Whoop!Copy !req
286. Oh, I like
your earrings.Copy !req
287. Thank you. They're new.Copy !req
288. Wow. It's so peaceful
out today.Copy !req
289. I know.Copy !req
290. No unsuspecting fishermen,Copy !req
291. no beefy loggers.Copy !req
292. I don't even hear
any miners.Copy !req
293. Too bad.Copy !req
294. I used to get so many rubies
stuck in my teeth.Copy !req
295. If I'd kept eating
those miners, I'd be rich!Copy !req
296. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
297. It's a joke!
It's a joke!Copy !req
298. 'Cause I'd never eat
another Mewman,Copy !req
299. even if it made me rich!
Hee hee!Copy !req
300. Uh, that was
a terrible joke.Copy !req
301. But you are
a very good vegetarian.Copy !req
302. Yeah. Well,
it took me a while
to get the hang of it.Copy !req
303. You thought leeks
were the same as leeches.Copy !req
304. I mean, they
still sound the same.Copy !req
305. I mean, leeks, leech.
Leeks, leech, you know?Copy !req
306. And you thought potatoes
were a type of rock!Copy !req
307. It's a miracle you said
yes to a second date.Copy !req
308. Well, by then,
I'd made up my mind anyway.Copy !req
309. My Lady.Copy !req
310. Don't call me that.Copy !req
311. Can we do
the shoulder thing?Copy !req
312. Whoaaa!Copy !req
313. Wheee!Copy !req
314. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
315. So exhilarating!Copy !req
316. Okay, my turn!Copy !req
317. Oh, all right.Copy !req
318. One, two, three!Copy !req
319. Yeah!Copy !req
320. Whoo!Copy !req
321. Ahh! How'd you know
that was there?Copy !req
322. I have some surprises, too.Copy !req
323. I hope you like our spot.Copy !req
324. Made it
extra special today.Copy !req
325. Ta-da!Copy !req
326. Wait. Where is everything?Copy !req
327. I had a picnic basket
and a lawn blanket.Copy !req
328. I made salads
and lemonade!Copy !req
329. Who—
Who would've done this?Copy !req
330. I bet it was those miners.Copy !req
331. They took our picnic
for themselves!Copy !req
332. Um, dear,
you might want to...Copy !req
333. Rrr! How's the salad,
you little thieves?Copy !req
334. Knock knock.
I know you're in there!Copy !req
335. Come out!Copy !req
336. Ah! Gotcha!Copy !req
337. Oh, dear.Copy !req
338. Ha! You thought
it was a miner, huh?Copy !req
339. Get it? That's a joke!Copy !req
340. 'Cause I'd never do that!Copy !req
341. Anymore!Copy !req
342. Oh, Globby, you might want
to tone down your jokes.Copy !req
343. It's beautiful.Copy !req
344. Yeah.
Too bad it's not real.Copy !req
345. How long have you known?Copy !req
346. Well, I mean, this place
is usually crawling
with Mewmans.Copy !req
347. Where are the Mewmans?Copy !req
348. And then there's that.Copy !req
349. What... is it?Copy !req
350. That's Bananahat Musclewhale.Copy !req
351. I'm afraid
I don't know who that is.Copy !req
352. Bananahat Musclewhale
was the last crusaderCopy !req
353. against the evil tyranny
of Lord Rygax,Copy !req
354. Wizard Overlord
of the kingdom.Copy !req
355. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
356. Lord Rygax?Copy !req
357. Yeah, but listen.Copy !req
358. Bananahat Musclewhale
was unpreparedCopy !req
359. for the Enchanted SkaddlingsCopy !req
360. that Rygax mind-controlled
to do his bidding,Copy !req
361. and Bananahat fell
to their awesome powers,Copy !req
362. leaving Lord Rygax to run
the kingdom into darkness...Copy !req
363. forever.Copy !req
364. I missed this part
of Mewni history.Copy !req
365. This isn't Mewni history.Copy !req
366. It's from my mind!Copy !req
367. I created Bananahat
when I was a little boy.Copy !req
368. Oh. Makes sense.Copy !req
369. Wait. Are we
in my mind right now?Copy !req
370. Yes.Copy !req
371. Ohh!Copy !req
372. That's creepy, boo!Copy !req
373. I thought you'd be
happy to see me.Copy !req
374. Well, I am, but I don't
wanna be in my mind!Copy !req
375. I mean, where's my body?Copy !req
376. Your body is still
trapped inside of one
of Rhombulus' crystals.Copy !req
377. Bummer.Copy !req
378. Then where are you?Copy !req
379. Well, I'm free, basically.Copy !req
380. So how'd you get in here?Copy !req
381. I used a spell.Copy !req
382. And, uh, Meteora?Copy !req
383. She's wonderful!Copy !req
384. She has my eyes
and your beautiful fangs,Copy !req
385. and she just learned
how to crawl on the ceiling!Copy !req
386. That's adorable!Copy !req
387. It's less adorable
when she vomits
from up there.Copy !req
388. That's my girl!Copy !req
389. I wish I could see her.Copy !req
390. You can.Copy !req
391. What do you mean?Copy !req
392. Mm!Copy !req
393. My mother created a spell
that'll break your crystal,Copy !req
394. and I've done
all of the steps,Copy !req
395. except for the last.Copy !req
396. All that's left is for me
to pull the ribbonCopy !req
397. from the beak of this rooster
to make it crow.Copy !req
398. Then you'll be set free.Copy !req
399. You're so weird.Copy !req
400. Are you ready
to see your daughter?Copy !req
401. Of course!
But I don't know.Copy !req
402. I mean, don't the Mewmans
still hate me?Copy !req
403. You're... controversial.Copy !req
404. Even if the people
let me come back,Copy !req
405. they'd just be waiting
for me to mess up.Copy !req
406. And maybe I'm still
not over what happened.Copy !req
407. Maybe I'd prove them
right somehow.Copy !req
408. I want you with us.Copy !req
409. Can you tell me
without a doubtCopy !req
410. that the kingdom
is ready for me?Copy !req
411. I don't know.Copy !req
412. When the kingdom is ready,
you'll know.Copy !req
413. Then maybe
I'll be ready, too?Copy !req
414. I hate it
when you're right.Copy !req
415. So looks like
the book is back.Copy !req
416. Oh! You got
Glossaryck's silkwormsCopy !req
417. sliming it back together!Copy !req
418. And what do ya know?Copy !req
419. It's turned to that
Crystal Pulverizing Spell.Copy !req
420. Star, I can explain.Copy !req
421. So when's he coming out?Copy !req
422. He's not. He's not ready.Copy !req
423. The kingdom isn't ready.Copy !req
424. Yeah, no doi!Copy !req
425. You stole that piece
of the book from my closet.Copy !req
426. Yes.Copy !req
427. How did you
even know it was there?Copy !req
428. I may have gone
inside your mind.Copy !req
429. That is...
so creepy, Eclipsa.Copy !req
430. Yes, people
keep saying that.Copy !req
431. Is there any way
you can forgive me?Copy !req
432. Are you seriously worried
about what I think?Copy !req
433. Eclipsa, why don't
you ever worry about
what your people think?Copy !req
434. My people? They haven't even
given me a proper coronation.Copy !req
435. That's your excuse?Copy !req
436. Okay, fine.Copy !req
437. I'll give you a coronation.Copy !req
438. What?Copy !req
439. Yup. That's right.Copy !req
440. Then they'll
have to accept you,Copy !req
441. and you will
have to lead them.Copy !req
442. Maybe then you'll think twiceCopy !req
443. before you get up to
all this witchy stuff again.Copy !req
444. Yes, I suppose you're right.Copy !req
445. I know what it's like to miss
someone when...Copy !req
446. when you love them.Copy !req
447. You do crazy things.Copy !req
448. All right.
Glad we had this talk.Copy !req