Star vs. the Forces of Evil 4x21

1. Janna...

2. Hold on one second. Let me get this.

3. Uh... okay.

4. I just wanted to say that I—

5. Oh. I...

6. I wanted to say...

7. tha...

8. thank you for bringing me along on your, uh...

9. you know, I just...

10. I don't know what to do with myself when Star is—

11. Hold on.

12. You know, when she's at one of her meetings.

13. It's what it's like being in a serious relationship.

14. Whatever.

15. It's on.

16. Yeah, baby.

17. Oh, I got a call.

18. Hello?

19. You know, if you really want

20. to have a life when you're away from Star...

21. you might want to get off your phone.

22. - Oh.

23. Yes, yes. Of course, right.

24. I am here, present and accounted for.

25. Now, Tom, hop in the boot.

26. Ta-da!

27. So, what exactly are we doing?

28. Boot sledding.

29. Wait, wait, wait, what?

30. Okay.

31. Hey, you know what?

32. That was... that was actually kind of fun.

33. Yeah, it was. Come on, let's push this thing to the top.

34. Wait, wait, one quick selfie for Star first.

35. Yeah, okay.

36. Oh, Tom.

37. This is so typical of the Magical High Commission.

38. They tell me it's urgent,

39. and then leave us waiting for 45 minutes.

40. There isn't even a place to sit down.

41. Mm-hmm. Total power move.

42. - Sean! - Yes, ma'am!

43. Would you like me to play you another song?

44. - Good heavens, no.

45. Please inform the Magic High Commission

46. that I shall return on a day that they aren't so busy.

47. Now come along, Star.

48. You should at least stay to taste my donuts.

49. Oh, Sean, how very thoughtful.

50. But I have a very serious gluten aller—

51. They're gluten-free.

52. I also must avoid all dairy—

53. No cows were used in the making of these donuts.

54. - Salt. - Sodium-free.

55. - Molasses. - Nope.

56. - Guar gum? - Negatory.

57. Oh, yummy! Sounds great, Sean.

58. Just try one so we can get out of here.

59. I can hardly wait.

60. One for you, and one for me, darling.

61. Cheers.

62. They're made with love.

63. Goody.

64. How much do you love it?

65. Oh, Sean...

66. Full of flavors.

67. Mm-hmm, yeah, that was good, Sean.

68. Oh, I'm so glad.

69. - Have another. - Oh, dear.

70. Wow, boot sledding.

71. So much more fun than I thought it would be.

72. That's what I've been saying.

73. If you want to have your own life

74. when Star's not around, you got to—

75. Okay, here we go.

76. - Tom, see that crow? Blast it. - Wait, why, why?

77. Because every time I find an awesome sled like this,

78. he comes and takes it.

79. Uh, no, I'm not just going to blast some innocent bird.

80. Come on. Demon blast. Pew-pew!

81. Stop it! No way that's happening.

82. Ugh! Then why'd I even bring you?

83. Hold on.

84. Is this why you brought me here today?

85. To blast a harmless bird?

86. We all have a purpose, Tom.

87. Ouch.

88. - Ow! Hey!

89. See? That's the kind of behavior I'm talking about.

90. Blast him.

91. For the hundredth time, I'm not going to blast a bird!

92. - Oh, no, no. - Go, go, go, go, go!

93. Wait! What are you—?

94. Okay.

95. Ugh. Why didn't you blast him when you had the chance?

96. Okay, look, I was having fun until you asked me

97. to blast a harmless animal.

98. And now, honestly, I'm—

99. I'm starting to have regrets that I even came.

100. What are you doing?

101. Taking a "sad face" selfie.

102. I want to share this disappointment with Star.

103. Hey! That's my compact.

104. You come back here with my boot.

105. Since you liked all of those so much,

106. you're just going to love my donut burger.

107. It's a family recipe

108. going back to my great-great-grandmother Millie.

109. She took a donut and a burger and made them one.

110. Looked like a turnip with a feather stuck in it.

111. How lovely...

112. of you to join us.

113. I apologize for keeping you waiting,

114. but we had urgent matters to attend to.

115. Hmm. Urgent matters. At the Corn Shake Shack?

116. Hmm?

117. Look, Eclipsa, we hate being here as much as you do.

118. Uh-uh! I hate being here way more than she does.

119. - Oh, I highly doubt that.

120. Silence! We have extremely troubling news to report.

121. Oh, Tom, you are such a cutie patootie.

122. This is not a laughing matter.

123. Okay, in my defense, I wasn't actually listening.

124. You know, young lady, I have half a mind—

125. Half a mind?

126. No, I think you have more like an eighth.

127. Eighth of a mind.

128. All right, hand over the phone.

129. Why don't you come and get it, Trapezoidius.

130. Oh, no, you didn't!

131. Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, you're going down.

132. If you think I'm letting go, you're sorely mistaken.

133. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

134. Stupid bird!

135. Tom, what are you doing?

136. Uh, saving you.

137. No, you're keeping me from my boot.

138. Look, I need my boot, and you need your compact.

139. Let's go get our stuff.

140. It's so bad...

141. I will now yield the floor to Hekapoo,

142. who has a matter of great importance to discuss.

143. Thank you, Omnitraxus.

144. We have discovered that someone in Mewni

145. has been using extremely powerful magic spells

146. that haven't been used for centuries.

147. Is that so? Any idea who's been doing it?

148. No, but we've been tracking it

149. in order to find out where it's concentrated.

150. You know, if the source is going to turn out

151. to be Monster Castle,

152. you really could save us a lot of time.

153. So you mean to tell me that you dragged us all the way here,

154. and bored us half to death, just to ask me that?

155. - Well, yeah. That's right. - Well, duh. I mean, pretty much.

156. Well, yeah. Between me, Glossaryck, Eclipsa and Meteora,

157. there are some pretty serious magic users in the Monster Temple.

158. It's not Glossaryck, and no living queen

159. has ever used magic like this.

160. Well, hasn't this been fun.

161. I can hardly imagine a better way to spend an afternoon.

162. Thank you for your hospitality,

163. and I'll be sure to keep an eye out for any unusual magicking.

164. Let's go, Star.

165. Ah. So this is where he's been taking all my stuff.

166. Come on, let's get it.

167. Hold on, let's... let's think about this.

168. This bird is not normal.

169. He's super strong.

170. No. He's just a dumb bird.

171. This is what they do: take all the shiny stuff

172. and dump it in their nest.

173. Come on.

174. You want your compact, don't you?

175. Here it is!

176. Hmm. I've missed you, baby.

177. All right, let's get out of here.

178. I'm all for that.

179. What's going on?

180. - What do we do? - Tom, you got to blast the bird.

181. - I'm not gonna blast the bird.

182. Ow!

183. It's— It's fine. You know what? You can have the boot.

184. We got to get out of here! Run!

185. You got to blast him, Tom.

186. Yeah, yeah, okay, fine.

187. Ha-ha! Yes!

188. Uh, you probably shouldn't have done that.

189. What are you talking about?

190. You've been telling me to blast him all day.

191. Come on, we got to get out of here.

192. Knock, knock.

193. Yo, what up?

194. Well, look who it is. A guy who had a fun day.

195. Oh, yeah. We got up to some serious weirdness.

196. I almost died.

197. Aw, I didn't know you were actually going to go out and do stuff.

198. That makes you so much more attractive to me.

199. Oh, yeah, I know how to make my own fun.

200. Yikes, man. You really shouldn't do that.

201. - Are those donuts? - Wait, Tom, no, no!

202. (Tom) Oh, yeah. Tasty.

203. (Tom) Gluten-free?

204. Oh, Sebastian, my poor little baby.

205. Did they hurt your eye?

206. Well, don't worry. It was all worth it.

207. Whee! Pancakes!

208. Ahem. Hello, everyone,

209. and welcome to the 10th biweekly Pancake Day!

210. Hey! Looking good, Greg.

211. Hey, Susan, don't eat that all at once.

212. And Glowworm, may I say you're looking particularly glowy today.

213. Yeah, I've been hitting the gym.

214. Well, whatever you're doing, keep it up.

215. Yeah, Billy Boy, watch your papa show you how it's really done.

216. First, you got to slather on some good old-fashioned maple syrup.

217. You... can have some...

218. when I'm done with it.

219. Here!

220. Aww.

221. Don't you worry, Billy Boy.

222. Daddy's going to find you some syrup.

223. Hey, Spider, can you get some syrup for my kid?

224. So then I say, "That's not a pencil, that's a pen!"

225. Slacking on the job, huh?

226. Guess I got to do everything around here.

227. - Hey, Spider. Hey, Dave. - Richard.

228. What can I do for you on this glorious Pancake Day?

229. Well, my kid needs syrup, but we're all out.

230. Out of syrup? Hmm.

231. - I'm afraid that was our last batch.

232. Eclipsa's spells.

233. What are they doing out of their room?

234. Now, now, let's not jump to conclusions here.

235. Maybe they just want some pancakes.

236. Hey, good morning, gang.

237. We're having pancakes.

238. We're working on the syrup thing.

239. We don't have any— That's a bit of a problem, but—

240. Perimeter secure. Kill the lights.

241. - Oh, boy.

242. Okay, that's it.

243. Hey there, buddy.

244. Now, I know you're the new queen's spells,

245. but you can't just go around wrecking other spells' rooms.

246. Now, whatever problem you're having,

247. I'm sure we can find a perfectly good solution—

248. - Out of my way.

249. Spider!

250. Spider, you okay?

251. Oh. Y-Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.

252. Just had a little misunderstanding back there.

253. Of course, that was probably all my fault.

254. I'm always screwing everything up.

255. Oh, no.

256. They took his self-esteem.

257. Cool. So, uh...

258. you're still going to talk to them, right?

259. They're coming back!

260. Okay, that's the last of them. Now let's find that glowworm.

261. All clear. Not here.

262. All right, you heard them. Next room. Time's of the essence, people.

263. Wait. They took Wormy!

264. Someone should go after them.

265. I'll save him.

266. Except I'll probably just make it worse.

267. Oh, why do I bother doing anything?

268. You're in no condition to go out there.

269. One of us will go instead, like...

270. - Narwhal, why don't you go? - Hmm?

271. What? Me?

272. Why? I—

273. Aren't you Spider's best friend?

274. I mean, we hang out occasionally, but...

275. You guys hang out all the time.

276. Yeah, you're always chatting it up at the lunch tables.

277. Didn't you guys plan a road trip together?

278. Uh, isn't he godfather to your children?

279. Yeah, but who isn't a godfather to a few kids?

280. Shame on you, Richard.

281. Fine. I'll go.

282. Quick, shut the door.

283. Huh? What?

284. Huh?

285. Whoa.

286. I have got to get out more.

287. I didn't even know we had this many queens.

288. We're all clear. Let's move.

289. Wait!

290. All right, on my mark. Three, two, one.

291. Hey, I don't want to interrupt, but could I get that little glowworm back?

292. Sir, what is that sound coming out of your face?

293. The real spells are working here.

294. Ahem. May I help you?

295. - Aah! - Scan the room.

296. - Do you mind? - Were you born in a barn?

297. All clear. Let's keep moving.

298. Uh, so about—

299. I'm missing pancakes because of this.

300. Can't you just give back my little buddy?

301. - Come on. - Sir!

302. Go back to your cake party.

303. Your worm friend will be returned to you at the end of the mission.

304. Oh, really? Well, that's—

305. - If he survives. - What?

306. - Hey, what do you mean by—? - There's movement up ahead.

307. We have a visual. Formation Indigo. Indigo Waning Moon.

308. That spell is intense.

309. That's Eclipsa's most powerful spell.

310. It don't even have a name.

311. Ouroboros, get the containment unit ready.

312. Locked and loaded, sir.

313. Whoa, what is that thing?

314. It's a dark magic containment cylinder, best in the business.

315. - It looks like a pickle jar. - Yeah, yeah, it is a pickle jar.

316. Pickle jars work great,

317. as long as you don't knock it off the shelf.

318. Knocking stuff over is super fun, Mom.

319. Follow the target. Don't let it out of the light.

320. Roger.

321. So, when are you going to spring into action?

322. Me? I'm not doing nothing

323. on account I'm a weenie and I don't have a head.

324. Yeah! Go get them, boys!

325. Self-Esteem, get a light on this.

326. What the—? The target is still at large.

327. I want another perimeter sweep right now.

328. (all) Uh... uh...

329. What?

330. That spell. It's... it's...

331. It's what? Speak up.

332. Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

333. Where'd the others go?

334. Where's Void Cat? Where is Goth Moth?

335. It's just us now.

336. What was that? What happened to Hypnoslumber?

337. That's what that spell does.

338. One touch, and your days are numbered.

339. What do you think happened to my head?

340. I didn't know it was going to be like this.

341. Your friend is no use to us without his glow light.

342. You may as well take him now.

343. Yeah, yeah, just go home to that little cake party or whatever.

344. But what are you guys going to do without the glowworm light?

345. Don't worry about that. We have a plan B.

346. Oh! Well, that's a relief. I'll show myself out.

347. - Do you have the device? - Yup.

348. One press of this button and this whole place goes sky-high.

349. Wait, what did you just say?

350. You— You can't just blow up the whole dimension.

351. My kid still needs to eat his pancakes.

352. You know what happens if we don't catch that thing?

353. First we die. Then everyone dies.

354. It'll eat its way through every dimension until there's nothing left.

355. But there has to be another way.

356. - All the other spells— - We spells were created

357. to serve the queens of Mewni.

358. If we have to sacrifice ourselves to keep them safe, so be it.

359. This is it, fellas. Any last words?

360. I just want to say, you guys are the best teammates

361. a spell could ask for.

362. - I love you guys.

363. Aw, Oro, I love you too.

364. Uh... guys?

365. Behind you.

366. (all) Huh?

367. Uh, what are we supposed to be looking at here?

368. The spell.

369. It's right on top of you.

370. Watch out! Don't make any sudden movements.

371. Hey, is this kid playing some kind of trick on us?

372. There it goes.

373. Seriously, did none of you see that?

374. No. How could we?

375. You can only see the spell using the glow light.

376. Uh, what do you think we were using your friend for?

377. I don't need to see it to know where it is.

378. I have echolocation.

379. Hey, I have echolocation.

380. Guys, I can fix this.

381. - What? - You can?

382. Follow me.

383. Okay, here's the plan.

384. I'll go in there and chase the spell out with my magic.

385. You still got that pickle jar?

386. Right here. But are you sure about this?

387. Yeah, there's no way you're strong enough

388. to take that thing on your own.

389. Oh, I'm definitely not strong enough.

390. But when all else fails, a narwhal's got to step up.

391. Oh, boy, I really don't want to do this.

392. Dang. You know he could do this?

393. Okay, I got him on the run! Get that pickle jar ready.

394. But where am I aiming it?

395. Just point it directly at me.

396. Uh, roger that.

397. Here it comes.

398. Did you get it?

399. Narwhal, get your eyes on this.

400. Yeah. We got it.

401. Ha-ha! Check out my little bandage butt.

402. - Oh, where'd you get that? - Beats me.

403. I guess I took a tumble somewhere.

404. Hey, Narwhal, couldn't you bring him back in one piece?

405. Sorry about that.

406. You did good, kid, bringing Glowworm back all by yourself.

407. Well, somebody had to do it, right?

408. Oh, and guess what? We found more syrup.

409. Turns out Spider was hoarding a secret stash in the basement.

410. Blessed be this luscious bounty of sunlight and nectar.

411. It's true. I'm a liar.

412. There's always syrup. There's never no syrup.

413. I'm so sorry.

414. It's okay.

415. Is it really?

416. Kind of iffy. But now we have infinite syrup.

417. That's a good problem to have.

418. Hey, Eclipsa's spells. Y'all want some pancakes?

419. Nah, we don't want to hang out with you kids.

420. Eat your pancakes.

421. Catch you on the flippity flop.

422. Well, they sure are friendly. Anyway, back to syrup.

423. I vote we pour it in a giant tub and swim around in it.