1. For cunning acts throughout
the Mewni ground landsCopy !req
2. and the swamp, I knight youCopy !req
3. - Sir Cuddles of Hugs—Copy !req
4. You're just gonna cut off his head?Copy !req
5. Right here?Copy !req
6. In front of his own mother?Copy !req
7. Uh... no.Copy !req
8. I was going to make him a knight.Copy !req
9. This is a knighting ceremony.Copy !req
10. For knighting knights.Copy !req
11. Uh, well, s-sorry.Copy !req
12. I just... you know,Copy !req
13. when a monster sees
a queen with a sword...Copy !req
14. I mean,
don't we all just think that...Copy !req
15. My son's gonna be a knight!Copy !req
16. You know, she's gonna cry
no matter what.Copy !req
17. That's what she does.Copy !req
18. So... maybe you want to
go on to the next guy.Copy !req
19. Sounds good.Copy !req
20. And last but certainly not least,
Marco Diaz,Copy !req
21. also known as Princess Turdina.Copy !req
22. Yes-s-s-s.Copy !req
23. For his noble and dedicated serviceCopy !req
24. to the throne of Mewni, I knight you
Sir Marco of Earth.Copy !req
25. I also liberated
the Neverzonians from a fire spiritCopy !req
26. that plagued them
for about a century.Copy !req
27. Maybe you wanna mention.
Maybe you wanna tell the people.Copy !req
28. Go stand with the others.Copy !req
29. Introducing
the new Knights of Mewni—Copy !req
30. Sir Marco, Lady Higgs,Copy !req
31. Sir Babyman, Sir Oldman,Copy !req
32. and Sir Cuddles.Copy !req
33. Marco! Oh, congratulations!Copy !req
34. I made something for you.Copy !req
35. It's your new knight cape.Copy !req
36. Each patch represents
something we did together.Copy !req
37. There you are as Princess Turdina,
there's the dimensional scissors,Copy !req
38. and that goblin dog-looking
thing is a goblin dog.Copy !req
39. Oh, Star, you didn't have to do that.Copy !req
40. Yeah, but I wanted to.
Besides, every knight has one.Copy !req
41. I'll sew you your last patch
once you get your lifelong post!Copy !req
42. - Lifelong post?
- (man) That's right, Marco.Copy !req
43. Mr. Candle?Copy !req
44. No, Marco.Copy !req
45. It's Sir Crandle.Copy !req
46. He's gonna help you choose
your lifelong post.Copy !req
47. We have much to discuss.Copy !req
48. Oh, and don't choose
anything with horses.Copy !req
49. They're really hard to sew.Copy !req
50. So...Copy !req
51. are you sure you're not Mr. Candle?Copy !req
52. I told you, it's Sir Crandle.Copy !req
53. I've never even been
to Echo Creek.Copy !req
54. I never said
I was from Echo Creek.Copy !req
55. So, here are some flyers.Copy !req
56. You can pick Knight Guardian
of the Sad Tree,Copy !req
57. knight Hunter
of the Disappearing Ghost,Copy !req
58. stable-cleaning knight—Copy !req
59. you know, what kind of knight you'll be
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
60. The rest of my life?Copy !req
61. - Congrats, Marco!Copy !req
62. Oh, hey, Star.Copy !req
63. So? What's your lifelong post?Copy !req
64. Well, about that, I choose... quitting.Copy !req
65. Wait. What do you mean?Copy !req
66. I'm gonna have to turn
knighthood down.Copy !req
67. But it's not because
I don't love hanging out with you. I...Copy !req
68. I just can't stay on Mewni forever.Copy !req
69. I have a baby brother on the way,Copy !req
70. and I'm gonna have to start thinking
about college and...Copy !req
71. No, no, no. Please. I get it.Copy !req
72. I mean, obviously I knew
you couldn't stay here forever.Copy !req
73. And, hey, you can always be
called Sir Marco the Quitter.Copy !req
74. - Oh, no.Copy !req
75. Oh, no. Someone's calling me.Copy !req
76. I guess I have to...Copy !req
77. leave this awkward
conversation now.Copy !req
78. Oh, this is bad.Copy !req
79. I didn't mean to hurt Star's feelings,
but I had to be honest with her.Copy !req
80. I should find her,
try to smooth things over.Copy !req
81. What do you think?Copy !req
82. Ugh. What am I doing?
I should be talking to Star.Copy !req
83. I need to go find her.Copy !req
84. Hey, hey, whoever did this
made a big mistake!Copy !req
85. Welcome young knights,
to your knight out party!Copy !req
86. Knight out!
Knight out! Knight out!Copy !req
87. What? Where are we?Copy !req
88. The den of knights, where
the Sacred Order of KnighthoodCopy !req
89. comes to just be a knight.Copy !req
90. We got a foosball table,
a sweet lounge,Copy !req
91. we even got a dragon named Noodles.Copy !req
92. And now that you've chosen
your lifelong post,Copy !req
93. you're officially knights!Copy !req
94. Knight out! Knight out!Copy !req
95. What did you choose, Marco?Copy !req
96. Oh, you know,
I'm choosing not to be a knight.Copy !req
97. I mean, I only made him my squireCopy !req
98. so we could hang out and do
silly stuff together.Copy !req
99. I never thought he'd, like,Copy !req
100. stop being my squire.Copy !req
101. Why am I talking to a statue?Copy !req
102. Ugh! I don't know.Copy !req
103. I should talk to Marco.Copy !req
104. Huh? A cornplex bar?Copy !req
105. Marco's the only one
who ever eats these.Copy !req
106. And he would never
leave one half-eaten.Copy !req
107. Would he?Copy !req
108. You didn't choose a lifelong post?Copy !req
109. Well, it's just, I've kinda already doneCopy !req
110. a bunch of knight stuff,
and, you know...Copy !req
111. You can't just not choose
your lifelong post.Copy !req
112. You knelt before the queen.Copy !req
113. Yeah, I'm honored to be a knight,Copy !req
114. but I didn't think I was gonna
do that for my entire life.Copy !req
115. What do you mean? This is a legacy!Copy !req
116. Every knight
through every generationCopy !req
117. chose their lifelong post
and stuck with it.Copy !req
118. You're slapping centuries
of history in the face, ya hippie.Copy !req
119. Well, then this party's
not meant for me.Copy !req
120. Listen, kid, you're going to
chose a lifelong post,Copy !req
121. or we're going to
choose one for you.Copy !req
122. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
123. Let's not resort to
hurting here, Sir Stabby.Copy !req
124. But he doesn't have a lifelong post!Copy !req
125. I know, I know.Copy !req
126. But in unprecedented
situations like this,Copy !req
127. let's first consult
the knights' handbook.Copy !req
128. Okay. "In the unlikely eventCopy !req
129. that a squire turns down
their lifelong post,Copy !req
130. The knight's order shall..." Oh.Copy !req
131. Uh, Sir Stabby had it right.
We're supposed to hurt you.Copy !req
132. - Yes!
- Wait, what?Copy !req
133. I mean, it's weird, right?Copy !req
134. Why would Marco just drop his cornplex bar
halfway through eating it?Copy !req
135. It's, like, his favorite
guilty pleasure snack.Copy !req
136. - I think you might be over-thinking this.Copy !req
137. - Very good.Copy !req
138. I don't know. He's been missingCopy !req
139. ever since I called him
Sir Marco the Quitter.Copy !req
140. What if he's in danger?
I gotta go find him!Copy !req
141. Wait. I'm overreacting.Copy !req
142. Marco is his own person,
and I need to give him space.Copy !req
143. Now, submit and accept
your lifelong post,Copy !req
144. or we'll lock you
in the dungeon for eternity.Copy !req
145. Look, guys,Copy !req
146. I don't mean to laugh, but...
I thought this was supposed to hurt.Copy !req
147. Okay, well, let's move on
to the fingernails.Copy !req
148. - Aah!Copy !req
149. - Can I go now?Copy !req
150. You came to Mewni
to become a knight,Copy !req
151. so why can't you just pick
a lifetime post?Copy !req
152. Well, there's just more to life
than being one thing.Copy !req
153. Ah, geez, we're getting a lecture
from the princess's squire?Copy !req
154. I mean, what have you done?Copy !req
155. Well, I helped save Mewni
from a monstrous she-demon.Copy !req
156. And I can't even list
all the things I did in the Neverzone.Copy !req
157. Wh— What's the Neverzone?Copy !req
158. Oh, just the most dangerous
dimension in the multiverse,Copy !req
159. where I spent decades adventuring.Copy !req
160. I mean, I've been knighted
like nine times there.Copy !req
161. Wow! I want to go to the Neverzone.Copy !req
162. Fine!Copy !req
163. He doesn't want to be a knight?Copy !req
164. Hey, hey. Not the cape, man.Copy !req
165. So there is something
that gets to you.Copy !req
166. If you so muchCopy !req
167. as singe a single thread
on that patchwork,Copy !req
168. I swear your face will hit
every surface in this room,Copy !req
169. and when you wake up, you'll be
in the belly of that dragon.Copy !req
170. Oh, really?Copy !req
171. - Ooh!Copy !req
172. Hyah!Copy !req
173. - Get him!Copy !req
174. Aah! Ooh!Copy !req
175. Oh!Copy !req
176. - I wasn't joking.Copy !req
177. Well, this has been fun.Copy !req
178. All right. You win. You win.Copy !req
179. You may leave if you wish.Copy !req
180. Oh, I just don't understand why
you'd want to turn this down!Copy !req
181. Accepting your lifelong post should be
a knight's proudest achievement.Copy !req
182. It's 'cause the dude's a lousy cheater.Copy !req
183. Got the squire job handed to him,Copy !req
184. then he spends years training
in that Neverzone place?Copy !req
185. He thinks he's too good
to be a knight.Copy !req
186. If you all could for one second
think about the worldCopy !req
187. from someone else's point of view,
none of this would've happened.Copy !req
188. You want to train up
in the Neverzone, be my guest.Copy !req
189. Knock yourselves out.Copy !req
190. Just remember that time
works differently there, so...Copy !req
191. Yeah! Ha-ha! Feast your eyes!Copy !req
192. Wait. Where'd all my muscles go?Copy !req
193. Neverzone? Time warp?
Things go back to normal here?Copy !req
194. There's nothing left for me here.Copy !req
195. Watching without me?Copy !req
196. Got to rip the bandage off
at some point, right?Copy !req
197. I'm really sorry for
being a pill earlier.Copy !req
198. It's just, it's gonna be so weird
when you go back to Earth.Copy !req
199. Hey, we still have some time
before I need to leave.Copy !req
200. Promise you'll visit all the time.Copy !req
201. I will. But, for when I'm not here...Copy !req
202. Just because I'm going
back to EarthCopy !req
203. doesn't mean we can't stop
having adventures together.Copy !req
204. And I figured, if there's any lifelong
post to accept on Mewni,Copy !req
205. it's our friendship.Copy !req
206. Oh, Marco! Thank you.Copy !req
207. I love it.Copy !req
208. Your Majesty, I have your morning tea.Copy !req
209. Your Majesty?Copy !req
210. Queen Eclipsa?Copy !req
211. Oh, no. This is bad.
This is really, really bad.Copy !req
212. Who's even powerful enough
to queen-nap Eclipsa?Copy !req
213. I don't know! The magical
high commission, maybe?Copy !req
214. - Or, uh...Copy !req
215. It's just the mail!
Please don't hurt me!Copy !req
216. We'll see about that.Copy !req
217. Oh! Maybe the queen-nappers
left us a message?Copy !req
218. Junk, junk.
Hey, a bill from Seahorse.Copy !req
219. Well, all that stuff you vanished
on my show was not free.Copy !req
220. All right. Looks like
this is a dead end.Copy !req
221. Don't worry, B-fly, I got you.Copy !req
222. I watch a lot of true-crime shows,
so I'm basically a detective.Copy !req
223. Ooh, we're gonna gather clues
and probably chase people down.Copy !req
224. And, oh! We'll have
a super dramatic showdownCopy !req
225. in, like, an old warehouse
or something like—Copy !req
226. - No, we don't have time for that.
- Oh, okay. Well, fine, then.Copy !req
227. That's fine, if you want
to be basic about it.Copy !req
228. - Whoa.Copy !req
229. That's the creepiest thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
230. - Okay, okay. Where are you?Copy !req
231. (man) Who dares to spy on us?Copy !req
232. Aah! Who are you,
and what do you want?Copy !req
233. We are the inner circle.Copy !req
234. We require one thousand
pounds of gold before midnight!Copy !req
235. If you ever want to see
your queen again.Copy !req
236. - Oh, yeah? Well, I—
- Silence!Copy !req
237. If you keep using that
infernal spying spell,Copy !req
238. we'll toss your queen into the fire!Copy !req
239. Now, close this portal
and get that gold!Copy !req
240. Okay, well, let's keep this
under wraps for now.Copy !req
241. If the townsfolk
find out about this,Copy !req
242. we could have a serious
panic on our hands.Copy !req
243. Right, right, right. But what if,Copy !req
244. let's just say maybe,
hypothetically, they already know?Copy !req
245. - What? How?
- Status update.Copy !req
246. Oh, right.Copy !req
247. Then I guess we'd better
make an announcement.Copy !req
248. Thank you, everyone, for coming.Copy !req
249. First, I would like
to announce that, yes,Copy !req
250. the rumors are technically true.Copy !req
251. Queen Eclipsa
has been queen-napped.Copy !req
252. - (man) Who's Queen Eclipsa?Copy !req
253. But don't worry.
We are going to find EclipsaCopy !req
254. and bring her back safely.Copy !req
255. Yeah, I have a question.Copy !req
256. How bad should I feel about this?Copy !req
257. Because I do not feel bad right now.Copy !req
258. - Yeah, who even likes Eclipsa?
- Not me.Copy !req
259. Uh, but, uh...Copy !req
260. If we don't find her
in three hours, she's gonna die!Copy !req
261. Pony, what is wrong with you!
Why would you say that.Copy !req
262. We need to keep the stakes
really high to get people invested.Copy !req
263. Why do you think I'm posting
updates every five minutes?Copy !req
264. - I'm keeping it fresh.Copy !req
265. Why don't we go to that park
where all the hot bad boysCopy !req
266. in leather jackets
hang out with each other?Copy !req
267. I bet they can
hook us up with some clues.Copy !req
268. No need, my dudes.
I've got our first clue right here.Copy !req
269. All right, anyone see anything yet?Copy !req
270. No, because this is a stupid
waste of time, okay?Copy !req
271. Janna just wanted us
to go to the Underworld.Copy !req
272. Uh, no. We came here
because these firesCopy !req
273. look just like the ones
we saw in the All Seeing Eye.Copy !req
274. Not that I mind the view.Copy !req
275. Yeah, well, there are no
hot bad boys here,Copy !req
276. so I don't know what
I'm supposed to take a photo of.Copy !req
277. Yo, Earth turd, look cool!Copy !req
278. - Huh?
Hmm, okay.Copy !req
279. So maybe this was not
a complete waste of time.Copy !req
280. Guys, I think I just got a message
from our queen-nappers.Copy !req
281. Wait, that doesn't
look like the Underworld.Copy !req
282. - Where did the fire go?
- I don't know.Copy !req
283. Maybe they changed locations
after I spied on them.Copy !req
284. "If you're going to try searching,
you'd have luck in the placeCopy !req
285. where people lie but don't speak."Copy !req
286. - That must be...
- A graveyard!Copy !req
287. A mattress store!Copy !req
288. What? That's an option too.Copy !req
289. Okay, yes!
A spooky graveyard, a full moon.Copy !req
290. This is the cool
detective stuff I signed up for.Copy !req
291. We're not trying to be
cool detectives, Pony.Copy !req
292. - This is serious.Copy !req
293. Hey, come back here!Copy !req
294. Ooh, a graveyard chase!
I am so live-streaming this!Copy !req
295. Rainbow avalanche!Copy !req
296. I got this!Copy !req
297. Who sent you?Copy !req
298. Wait! Hold that pose!Copy !req
299. We're kind of in the middle
of something here.Copy !req
300. Documentation is important, okay?Copy !req
301. Do that pose like
you're gonna chop his head off.Copy !req
302. And now move your arm up.Copy !req
303. - Now make that super growly face.
- Pony...Copy !req
304. - Just do it!Copy !req
305. Yes! Work it, Princess!Copy !req
306. Thank you, Earth turd.
You may proceed.Copy !req
307. Now, who are you—Copy !req
308. - Babs?
Sorry. Bronchitis.Copy !req
309. Who sent you?
Why were you trying to assassinate us?Copy !req
310. The Assassin's Guild
doesn't just do assassinations.Copy !req
311. We also do spying,
death threats, ransom arrows...Copy !req
312. Oh, you mean like this?Copy !req
313. "I watch you from the water
but I never get wet."Copy !req
314. Well, that's definitely
not the graveyard.Copy !req
315. Ugh! How are they always
one step ahead of us?Copy !req
316. I don't know about this, Star.Copy !req
317. Why would the Merpeople
have a shark in a tank?Copy !req
318. Pony, the shark isn't
in the tank, Eclipsa is.Copy !req
319. That sounds like
kind of a stretch to me.Copy !req
320. It was all I could think of, okay?Copy !req
321. Right now it's our best bet
to finding Eclipsa.Copy !req
322. - Eclipsa? Is she okay?
- Have you found her yet?Copy !req
323. No, not yet. We're still
investigating some leads.Copy !req
324. Well, don't give up.
We're rooting for you.Copy !req
325. I mean, don't get me wrong,
I still hate Eclipsa.Copy !req
326. But I'm kinda invested
in the story at this point.Copy !req
327. Yeah, Pony.
Your live-stream is super addicting.Copy !req
328. My whole life is very addicting.Copy !req
329. Pony, you can't just broadcast our every
move to the whole world.Copy !req
330. That's probably how the queen-nappers
keep outsmarting us.Copy !req
331. I'm just giving the people
what they want.Copy !req
332. You summoned me, Miss Butterfly?Copy !req
333. Larry Kelpbottom!
Just the fish-man I wanted to see.Copy !req
334. I'm on to your little tricks.
Where are you hiding her?Copy !req
335. - Hiding who?
- Oh, don't play dumb.Copy !req
336. Your family never liked
Eclipsa, did they?Copy !req
337. - Wh-What?
- It has to be you.Copy !req
338. 'Cause if it's not you,Copy !req
339. I don't know what to do anymore.Copy !req
340. Are you okay?Copy !req
341. Whoa. Star is losing it!Copy !req
342. Oh, boy, boy, boy, boy.
You need to dial it back, girl.Copy !req
343. You can't lose your head over this.
Look at yourself!Copy !req
344. This isn't who you are!Copy !req
345. Eh, you're right, Pony.Copy !req
346. I can't just lose... Wait a minute.Copy !req
347. "I watch you from the water,
but I never get..."Copy !req
348. I was wrong!Copy !req
349. Sorry, dude!
Guys, I figured out the riddle.Copy !req
350. The answer isn't the Merpeople,
it's your reflection.Copy !req
351. So Eclipsa is trapped in a mirror!Copy !req
352. No.Copy !req
353. - So where are we going?
- Here.Copy !req
354. It's the bill from Reflectacorp.
Tally it up.Copy !req
355. It's a thousand pounds
of gold. That's...Copy !req
356. The exact same amount
as the demand!Copy !req
357. Uh-huh. Seahorse.
He's the queen-napper.Copy !req
358. Reflection. Reflectacorp.
This has to be it!Copy !req
359. How could Seahorse
do such a thing?Copy !req
360. I mean, he did say
that he was in trouble with ReflectacorpCopy !req
361. because of all the equipment
that we destroyed.Copy !req
362. I don't know. This is still weird.Copy !req
363. If he wants the gold,
why send all these cluesCopy !req
364. - leading us right to Eclipsa?
There it is!Copy !req
365. The abandoned
Reflectacorp warehouse.Copy !req
366. I must get out!Copy !req
367. (all) Eclipsa!Copy !req
368. Don't worry, Eclipsa.Copy !req
369. We will get you out of this thing.Copy !req
370. No!Copy !req
371. I almost had all 300 Snarlblecks!Copy !req
372. - What?
Uh-oh. You seem confused.Copy !req
373. How about some help from your local
Reflectacorp service provider?Copy !req
374. What you have there is
Reflectacorp's first forayCopy !req
375. into biotech virtual reality.Copy !req
376. Eclipsa has been playing
one of our hit games,Copy !req
377. - Wizard Spaceship!Copy !req
378. So this whole time,
Eclipsa has just beenCopy !req
379. sitting here playing video games?Copy !req
380. That is correct.Copy !req
381. What about those fire pits?
And that shark tank?Copy !req
382. So glad you asked!Copy !req
383. Those stunning, hi-def
environments were createdCopy !req
384. using Reflectacorp's
patented four-wall projector.Copy !req
385. Optional floor
and ceiling units sold separately.Copy !req
386. What about the Inner Circle?Copy !req
387. Are they fake too?Copy !req
388. Oh, we're very much real.Copy !req
389. (all) Ta-da!Copy !req
390. Pony Sisters? Okay, wait.Copy !req
391. If you're in on this
and Seahorse is in on this...Copy !req
392. Oh, no.Copy !req
393. Oh, ye-e-e-s-s!Copy !req
394. Ponyhead? You are behind all this?
What— How could you?Copy !req
395. Wow! Ungrateful much?Copy !req
396. We put a lot of work
into those riddles, you know.Copy !req
397. And of course there would have been
way cleverer riddlesCopy !req
398. if we started at the park with the hot
boys in their leather jackets, okay?Copy !req
399. But no, no one wanted to listen to me,
so...Copy !req
400. But why? You sent us
on an emotional roller coaster,Copy !req
401. and you could have caused
a riot on Mewni!Copy !req
402. What? I was just keeping my promise
to make Eclipsa super-popular.Copy !req
403. And the new queen-napping
segment is totally blowing up right now.Copy !req
404. - Segment?
- That's right, girl!Copy !req
405. Seahorse, hit it!Copy !req
406. - Aah!
- Because you're still on...Copy !req
407. The Ponyhead Show!Copy !req
408. What?Copy !req
409. Hi, Pony fans!Copy !req
410. As you can see, I, Ponyhead,Copy !req
411. used my super good
detective skills to track down Eclipsa!Copy !req
412. Girl, how's it feel
to be rescued by me?Copy !req
413. - What?
I know, right?Copy !req
414. Then those evil queen-napper guysCopy !req
415. tried to ambush us,
so I beat them up,Copy !req
416. and now they're going to jail!Copy !req
417. - Like for real, though.
- We never discussed this!Copy !req
418. Oh, and Star was there too.
Smile for the camera, Star.Copy !req
419. Pony, Who is this even for?Copy !req
420. Our loyal content subscribers.Copy !req
421. They're watching the live feed
on their Reflectacorp mirror phones.Copy !req
422. Whoa, there's Eclipsa!Copy !req
423. She's okay!Copy !req
424. Hey, Eclipsa's been rescued!Copy !req
425. How did everyone
find out about this?Copy !req
426. From my updates, B-fly.Copy !req
427. The Mewmans may hate Eclipsa,Copy !req
428. but there is no problem
a good drama can't fix.Copy !req
429. - No one messes with our queen!Copy !req
430. - There she is!
- Hey, Eclipsa!Copy !req
431. - I love you!
- I love you, Eclipsa!Copy !req
432. Well, Ponyhead,
that was a totally awful thing to do.Copy !req
433. But you did somehow
end up helping Eclipsa,Copy !req
434. so I can't really
hold it against you.Copy !req
435. Yeah! No consequences
for Ponyhead!Copy !req
436. And at least I don't have to pay
that huge Reflectacorp bill.Copy !req
437. Okay, no. That part was real.Copy !req
438. You have to pay that,
or they'll find you.Copy !req