1. Hello, Star Butterfly!
I have a special delivery for—Copy !req
2. Oh-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
Rainbow Fist Punch!Copy !req
3. Star, why did you just
punch that lady?Copy !req
4. Uh, that is
the ransomgram lady.Copy !req
5. She's here to ransom us.Copy !req
6. No. I also deliver the mail.
Sometimes.Copy !req
7. This is just mail.Copy !req
8. Oh. Sorry!Copy !req
9. No, it's fine.Copy !req
10. People, uh...
People do that—Copy !req
11. OK, thank you, bye.Copy !req
12. - Oh, no!
- What is it?Copy !req
13. Quest Buy is closing!Copy !req
14. They're having
a Going Out of Business saleCopy !req
15. right now!Copy !req
16. Quest Buy is closing?
Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
17. Yeah! All right!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
18. All right! Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
All right!Copy !req
19. Yeah! Oh!Copy !req
20. What are you
so happy about?Copy !req
21. This is the Going Out
of Business sale!Copy !req
22. That means Quest Buy
is closing down forever.Copy !req
23. It's, like, the happiest day
of my life. I hate Quest Buy.Copy !req
24. Yeah, but what happens, say,
if something happens
to your wallet?Copy !req
25. If there's no Quest Buy,
you can't get another one!Copy !req
26. Wait, you mean my dab coat,
bad lab, bad to the bone,Copy !req
27. tri-tone, triple-locking
thumb print activatedCopy !req
28. - surity security wallet
impression blue?
- Oh, yeah, baby.Copy !req
29. Which I purchased
on a previous trip
to Quest Buy?Copy !req
30. - Uh, yeah, baby!
- Based on the rate of decay,Copy !req
31. if I'm gonna live to be 100,
I'm gonna need...Copy !req
32. one, two, three,
four, five, six...Copy !req
33. sixteen of these things!Copy !req
34. We gotta go to Quest Buy.Copy !req
35. Classic Diaz,
doin' the math.Copy !req
36. What? Janna?Copy !req
37. Janna!Copy !req
38. So, are we doin' this thing
or what?Copy !req
39. Wait! W-w-wait a second!Copy !req
40. H-how did you get here?Copy !req
41. Wouldn't you
like to know?Copy !req
42. Yeah, I would like to know.Copy !req
43. That's why I asked
the question.Copy !req
44. No one cares, Marco!
The important thing isCopy !req
45. Janna's here!
Let's go, guys!Copy !req
46. Fine. But we're gonna
come back to this.Copy !req
47. Huh?Copy !req
48. It's— it's like
there's something—Copy !req
49. Come on, Diaz!
Suck in that gut!Copy !req
50. Oh, my gosh. What is going on?
This is crazy!Copy !req
51. Attention, customers.Copy !req
52. Don't miss our Going Out
of Business sale.Copy !req
53. Uh, this is way more people
than I'm comfortable with!Copy !req
54. Wait. Head count.
Where's Janna?Copy !req
55. Janna! Where are you?Copy !req
56. I'm good, I'm good.
Yeah, and, uh, don't wait up!Copy !req
57. - That's my Man Mower!Copy !req
58. Ya porpoise!Copy !req
59. OK, Marco, let's just grabCopy !req
60. your 16 wallets
and get outta here.Copy !req
61. OK, right there!Copy !req
62. Wallets!Copy !req
63. Bye-bye.Copy !req
64. Oh, look! More wallets
right over there!Copy !req
65. - Wha—?Copy !req
66. We're never
getting these wallets.Copy !req
67. Do you ladies need help
with anything?Copy !req
68. - Janna, who's Stu?
- Who's Janna?Copy !req
69. Uh... what do I do?Copy !req
70. You're fired.Copy !req
71. Ugh, I'm doing him a favor.Copy !req
72. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
73. Whoa.Copy !req
74. "Keep out."Copy !req
75. Something tells meCopy !req
76. they don't want us
to go in there.Copy !req
77. Oh, wait. What's this?Copy !req
78. "Employees only."
Nope, we're good!Copy !req
79. Behold.Copy !req
80. Stock room! Or whatever.Copy !req
81. Huh.Copy !req
82. Where's all the stock?Copy !req
83. Don't ask me.
I just work here.Copy !req
84. What's with this place?Copy !req
85. I'm never gonna get
my wallet!Copy !req
86. Why do I live?Copy !req
87. Uh, Marco. Look.Copy !req
88. Wait, what?Copy !req
89. There are exactly
16 wallets here!Copy !req
90. What?Copy !req
91. It's like this place
can read our...Copy !req
92. Read our what?Copy !req
93. Unicorn cake!
Unicorn cake!Copy !req
94. Do you see? Unicorn! Unicorn!Copy !req
95. I have always wanted
to do this.Copy !req
96. - And I've always wanted
to do this.
- Aww.Copy !req
97. Aah!Copy !req
98. Aw, don't pay that no mind.
It's only raspberry!Copy !req
99. You guys,
this place has everything!Copy !req
100. It's true!Copy !req
101. Shopping spree!Copy !req
102. Ermahgerd.Copy !req
103. I've always wanted
one of these.Copy !req
104. Just a second.Copy !req
105. Please, continue.Copy !req
106. No. Way.Copy !req
107. I love you! I love you.Copy !req
108. Ahh. Convenience.Copy !req
109. - Aah!
Sorry. My bad.Copy !req
110. The crossbow's got
a hair trigger.Copy !req
111. Janna Fanna Fo-Fanna!
Just look at these boots!Copy !req
112. Hey, guys! Check out this
amazing item of relaxation!Copy !req
113. What does it do?Copy !req
114. I don't even know!Copy !req
115. I love this place so much!Copy !req
116. Yeah, it's like everything
we've ever wanted just appears.Copy !req
117. You know, people keep saying,
"Don't wander in creepy places,"Copy !req
118. uh, but it's working out
pretty fine for us.Copy !req
119. Uh, guys? I think
we're about to be busted.Copy !req
120. That's my favorite part!Copy !req
121. Oh, don't mind me.Copy !req
122. I'm just waiting.Copy !req
123. - What are you waiting for?
What?Copy !req
124. I said, "What are you
waiting for?"Copy !req
125. Sorry. The acoustics
are really bad in here.Copy !req
126. I'll come to you.Copy !req
127. I'm waiting for your brains
to go gooey.Copy !req
128. What? Why would our brains
go gooey?Copy !req
129. Well, why didn't
you tell 'em, Stu?Copy !req
130. You know that everybody
who wanders back here's brainCopy !req
131. turns to goo.Copy !req
132. Oh, yeah. Sometimes,
Stu's brain goes gooey.Copy !req
133. Classic Stu.Copy !req
134. Well, our brains feel fine,
thank you very much.Copy !req
135. Well, yeah.
They're fine, for now.Copy !req
136. You're in a magical roomCopy !req
137. that turns all
your needless desiresCopy !req
138. into pointless realities.Copy !req
139. Your 16 wallets,Copy !req
140. your vibrant fashions,Copy !req
141. your... uh...Copy !req
142. Yeah, I don't know either, dude.Copy !req
143. So, whatever we want
just appears here.Copy !req
144. Pretty much.Copy !req
145. Cool.Copy !req
146. - Janna?Copy !req
147. I'm baby Marco, and I got
wheels for hands!Copy !req
148. Whee!Copy !req
149. Why?Copy !req
150. 'Cause I can.Copy !req
151. I'm baby Marco, and I got
wheels for hands! Whee!Copy !req
152. - Janna.
- Aw, come on. That was
for you, too, girl.Copy !req
153. See? Your brains just keep
makin' stuff you want,Copy !req
154. you're never gonna
wanna leave,Copy !req
155. then your brains turn to goo.Copy !req
156. It happens to everybody
that wanders back here.Copy !req
157. Whoa. How did we not see
all those cages?Copy !req
158. What kinda creepy stuff
are you pullin' here, bub?Copy !req
159. We're just keeping
these people safe.Copy !req
160. - They can leave whenever.Copy !req
161. Maybe just one more song.Copy !req
162. They just don't want
to leave their stuff.Copy !req
163. Well, I'll start getting
your cages ready.Copy !req
164. Oh, you hear that, guys?
He's gettin' our cages ready.Copy !req
165. Yeah. It's like he thinks
this is the first timeCopy !req
166. we've been trapped
in a back room.Copy !req
167. Hey! My dude!Copy !req
168. We're pros at these, uh,
"situations."Copy !req
169. I don't think
we're gonna need the cages.Copy !req
170. Yeah, we're just gonna
head on out.Copy !req
171. Sure. The exit's
right over there.Copy !req
172. But you're never
gonna make itCopy !req
173. without filling up
these shelvesCopy !req
174. with needless desires.Copy !req
175. OK, bub.Copy !req
176. Feels like you're
not really gettin'
who we are.Copy !req
177. We don't need stuff.Copy !req
178. I mean, sure, a little
dancing penguin baby
would be tight.Copy !req
179. Yeah, that's pretty tight.Copy !req
180. But I don't really need it.Copy !req
181. Yeah, and I've always wanted
a talking bike named "Wheelie."Copy !req
182. I'm right here, Marco!Copy !req
183. But Wheelie's not really
what's important.Copy !req
184. What?Copy !req
185. And I think we all want
an evil MarcoCopy !req
186. with a mole
on the other side of his face.Copy !req
187. I am Ocram!Copy !req
188. I think we want hundreds
of Ocrams.Copy !req
189. I am Ocram!Copy !req
190. But we don't really care.Copy !req
191. Look, I'm sure
a lot of peopleCopy !req
192. get caught up
in whatever this is,Copy !req
193. but we're not a lot
of people.Copy !req
194. We're three people.Copy !req
195. We've got everything we want
right here.Copy !req
196. Come on, guys. Let's get
out of here.Copy !req
197. Whew! What a crazy place,
am I right?Copy !req
198. Yeah. You can make, like,
whatever.Copy !req
199. That was a pretty cool bike
you made, Marco.Copy !req
200. You named him "Wheelie"
and everything.Copy !req
201. But, hey, you told them,Copy !req
202. "Who needs stuff
when you've got friends?"Copy !req
203. Yeah! It's not like stuff
ever cares about ya.Copy !req
204. Yeah!Copy !req
205. Bye, Marco!Copy !req
206. You know,
I'm really gonna miss Quest Buy.Copy !req
207. We have got so many
memories here.Copy !req
208. Yeah. It's a shame
it's gonna be wiped
from existence.Copy !req
209. Never to be
seen from again.
- Wait.Copy !req
210. I need to go get something!Copy !req
211. I'm sorry, but Quest Buy
is now closed.Copy !req
212. But... but I need to save
the babies!Copy !req
213. Thank you, local customers,
for shopping at Quest Buy.Copy !req
214. Have a good... whatever.Copy !req
215. What a weird, weird,Copy !req
216. sometimes terrifying,
magical place.Copy !req
217. Whoa!Copy !req
218. Kelly's world is... hairy.Copy !req
219. All right, let's see here.Copy !req
220. Kelly's house should be...Copy !req
221. Oh! There it is!Copy !req
222. All right. One small step
for Marco,Copy !req
223. and I'm not sure
what I'm steppin' on.Copy !req
224. OK. Just gonna pretend
this is a normal house.Copy !req
225. You're killin' it, Diaz.Copy !req
226. Oh! Uh, hi there. I'm Marco.Copy !req
227. Is... Kelly around?Copy !req
228. And he's gone.
Is this the right house?Copy !req
229. Ow!Copy !req
230. Uh—Copy !req
231. Stand and face me, boy!Copy !req
232. Dad? What's going on out here?Copy !req
233. This is your dad?
He was trying to—Copy !req
234. Fight you? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
235. That's just how us Wooletts
say hello.Copy !req
236. Dad, cool it.
You're freaking Marco out.Copy !req
237. Oh, right, right, sorry.Copy !req
238. Well, now that we're
acquainted, Marco,Copy !req
239. let me give you a hand.Copy !req
240. Dad!Copy !req
241. Uh... hey...Copy !req
242. So, Marco, what
brings you here?Copy !req
243. Well, we talked about
making tortas a while ago.Copy !req
244. So, I brought over
a few ingredients.Copy !req
245. At least, they were
ingredients.Copy !req
246. - Cool. Let's, uh,
make some tortas.Copy !req
247. I'm gonna comb you over
real good!Copy !req
248. Not if I get
to those split ends first!Copy !req
249. Jus-just kidding.
Your— you hair looks amazing.Copy !req
250. Thanks for noticing.Copy !req
251. But I'll never reveal
my conditioner!Copy !req
252. - Is something wrong?Copy !req
253. Sorry. I just haven't
felt like doing anythingCopy !req
254. or talking to anyone lately.Copy !req
255. Yeah. I know it's been hard
since Tad... you know.Copy !req
256. Ugh! He just won't
stop calling!Copy !req
257. Uh, who won't stop calling?Copy !req
258. - Tad!
- Tad's alive?Copy !req
259. But he's still dead to me.Copy !req
260. What happened?Copy !req
261. After the battle,
he ended up joining
this creepy self-help groupCopy !req
262. and started acting
all self-righteous.Copy !req
263. He's become... a nester.Copy !req
264. What?Copy !req
265. - Namaste, Kelly.Copy !req
266. How's it been?
Just wanted to sayCopy !req
267. - how great I've been doing
since we broke up.
- Yeesh.Copy !req
268. Now that I'm free
of all that negative energy,Copy !req
269. - I'm a provider now.Copy !req
270. It's like, life isn't really
worth livingCopy !req
271. unless you're really
making a difference
in the world.Copy !req
272. - Anyways, gotta go!Copy !req
273. - Mother bird provides.Copy !req
274. "Mother bird provides." Ugh!Copy !req
275. I'm sorry, Marco. I'm just
in a weird place right now.Copy !req
276. Besides, I got a bunch
of boring errands to do today.Copy !req
277. This library book's
not gonna return itself.Copy !req
278. Well, I don't mind
running to the library with you.Copy !req
279. Really? But it's so boring.Copy !req
280. Then we can make it fun
together!Copy !req
281. All right. But don't say
I didn't warn you!Copy !req
282. Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
283. Oh! Ugh! What is this?Copy !req
284. You don't want
to be caught outsideCopy !req
285. without your hair on,
do you?Copy !req
286. Besides, you're gonna need
the extra padding.Copy !req
287. Trust me.Copy !req
288. Oh. That's not ominous at all.Copy !req
289. Bye, Mom! We're off
to the library!Copy !req
290. Bye, sweetie! Don't forget
the family ancestral sword!Copy !req
291. Yeah, Mom.Copy !req
292. Whaaaat?Copy !req
293. So, the library's downtown.
We'll need to take the bus.Copy !req
294. Huh? Oh, man,
I'm late for work!Copy !req
295. Have a good day, sweetie!Copy !req
296. - One, please!
- I don't know whyCopy !req
297. I haven't gotten around
to visiting you sooner!Copy !req
298. Two for the downtown express,
please!Copy !req
299. Oh! Let me get 'em!Copy !req
300. Two for the downtown
expr—Copy !req
301. So, there's no money
used here?Copy !req
302. Everything's done by fighting?Copy !req
303. Yep! Everything.Copy !req
304. Movie tickets are two punches,Copy !req
305. a hamburger is a kick
and a jab.Copy !req
306. My uncle bought a yacht once.
He's still in the hospital.Copy !req
307. Excuse me, young man,Copy !req
308. but c-could I fight you
for that seat of yours?Copy !req
309. Oh, no-no-no-no, please.
Just take it.Copy !req
310. Whaaa—?Copy !req
311. I-is something wrong?Copy !req
312. Marco! You can't just
turn down a fight.Copy !req
313. That is the most shameful thing
you can say to a Woolett!Copy !req
314. Yeah! How dare you
disrespect that old lady?Copy !req
315. If you won't fight her,
I will!Copy !req
316. Hey! I was gonna fight
the old lady!Copy !req
317. I'll fight both of ya
to fight her!Copy !req
318. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
319. Sorry this dumb errand
is taking way more time
than it should.Copy !req
320. I don't mind. I always have fun
when I'm around you.Copy !req
321. Thanks, but you don't
have to say that.Copy !req
322. Hey, since you guys
are so into fighting,Copy !req
323. do you have any Dojos
around here?Copy !req
324. What's a Dojo?Copy !req
325. You know, a place you go
to practice your sweet moves.Copy !req
326. Wool-hair-do!Copy !req
327. Wool-what-now?Copy !req
328. Wool-hair-do!Copy !req
329. It's the ancient martial art
of Woolania!Copy !req
330. Whoa! This looks
just like karate!Copy !req
331. But hairier!
In a good way!Copy !req
332. My dad taught me
to do these moves
when I was a toddler.Copy !req
333. It was the first fighting style
that I ever learned.Copy !req
334. Whoa, what's goin' on here?Copy !req
335. Oh, that's Dual Mode.
To do that,Copy !req
336. you and your partner
have to be totally in sync
with each other.Copy !req
337. Like, uh, two Wooletts
with one mind.Copy !req
338. Looks fun! You wanna
try it out?Copy !req
339. Oh, I've never been able
to pull it off myself,Copy !req
340. but how 'bout
one of these guys?Copy !req
341. Whoa! How is that
even possible?Copy !req
342. Yeah. It's illegal in, like,
12 dimensions.Copy !req
343. Well, I won't tell
if you won't tell.Copy !req
344. Wow. If I could pull off
a roundhouse kick like that,Copy !req
345. I'd just roundhouse kick
all day.Copy !req
346. That's the dream, right?Copy !req
347. Ugh! It's Tad again!Copy !req
348. Why won't he just
leave me alone?Copy !req
349. You could just block him.Copy !req
350. - Really?
- Yeah, it's pretty simple.Copy !req
351. Just press this button
right here.Copy !req
352. - Huh. I gotcha.Copy !req
353. Wow. I cannot believe
I didn't know about that.Copy !req
354. Wait a minute.
Is that the time?Copy !req
355. The library closes
in five minutes!Copy !req
356. Hey! Hey! Don't worry.Copy !req
357. If it's a fight they want,
I'm sure we can take 'em.Copy !req
358. Marco, no! We don't play
when it comes to library fines.Copy !req
359. If I'm late, I have
to cut off my hair!Copy !req
360. - What?
- Yeah. So let's book it!Copy !req
361. OK, you're all set, dear.Copy !req
362. Oh, and could you tell
your mother "hello" from me?Copy !req
363. - Aah!Copy !req
364. Book!Copy !req
365. Oh, wow.
This was due yesterday.Copy !req
366. What?Copy !req
367. I'm afraid you'll have to pay
the overdue fee.Copy !req
368. Let's make this quick.Copy !req
369. Now, hold on!Copy !req
370. Don't bother, Marco.Copy !req
371. Everything in my life
is a mess right now.Copy !req
372. What's one more situation
that I can't control?Copy !req
373. Life is cruel.Copy !req
374. - Yes, it is!
No!Copy !req
375. Uh, if Kelly doesn't want
to cut her hair,Copy !req
376. then she shouldn't have to!Copy !req
377. Librarian lady, I challenge you
to a fight!Copy !req
378. If I win, you let Kelly
keep her hair.Copy !req
379. You know,
I've always wanted
to fight a Mewman.Copy !req
380. Actually, I'm a human.Copy !req
381. Yeah, you are.
A soft, squishy humanCopy !req
382. who just threw away
his padded Hairsuit.Copy !req
383. - Oh.
- Well, I guess
we're doing this!Copy !req
384. OK. Just so you know.
Librarians are extremely
powerfulCopy !req
385. and fight pretty dirty.Copy !req
386. Ready?Copy !req
387. OK, you take
the left two arms,Copy !req
388. I'll take the right.
And, uh, try not to die.Copy !req
389. No promises.Copy !req
390. Take that!Copy !req
391. Ooh, that makes me angry!Copy !req
392. Aah!Copy !req
393. Hey, you know what might be
a good idea?Copy !req
394. Wool-hair-do?Copy !req
395. Yah!Copy !req
396. You punched
my butt! Oh!Copy !req
397. The Top-Knotted Double Fist!Copy !req
398. Legendary Side Bang Sweep!Copy !req
399. Huh?Copy !req
400. The Twist Out of Destruction!Copy !req
401. - Oh, my gosh! That was amazing!
- Oh! You were amazing!Copy !req
402. - Um, I cannot believe
we just pulled off Dual Mode!
- That twirling thing you did!Copy !req
403. And then we were like, "whoosh"
up in the air!Copy !req
404. It was like I had
your mind or something.Copy !req
405. I didn't even know fighting
could feel that way!Copy !req
406. I've never felt
that way before!Copy !req
407. Uh...Copy !req
408. You, Kells.
It's me again. Tad.Copy !req
409. Your ex. Saw a tree,
and it reminded me of you.Copy !req
410. I thought you blocked him.Copy !req
411. I— I couldn't do it.Copy !req
412. I know it's not smart,
and I am ready to move on,
but...Copy !req
413. Actually, I think I mightknow
how you feel.Copy !req
414. I mean, I don't want
to have feelings for Star,Copy !req
415. 'cause they're getting
in the way of...
other feelings.Copy !req
416. Oh. Wow, yeah, then, um...Copy !req
417. I guess you do know
exactly how I feel.Copy !req
418. Oh, yeah. Cool.Copy !req
419. Sure is a bummer
about the timing
of these feelings.Copy !req
420. But... if we're honest
about it,Copy !req
421. then maybe we could be
break-up buddies?Copy !req
422. What's that?Copy !req
423. Well, you kinda
help each otherCopy !req
424. forget your old feelings.Copy !req
425. So you can move on.Copy !req
426. Also, you can kiss.
When the mood is
weirdly romantic.Copy !req
427. And you can hold hands.Copy !req
428. You know, every time
I come to the library,Copy !req
429. I learn so much.Copy !req
430. We're hopeless.Copy !req
431. Oh, yeah, hopeless.
Yeah, it's my middle name.Copy !req
432. Huh. I thought
it was "Ubaldo."Copy !req
433. Yeah. "Ubaldo" is Spanish
for "hopeless."Copy !req
434. - Really?
- No.Copy !req
435. No, I— I don't think
I know Spanish, actually.Copy !req