1. Aah!Copy !req
2. Oh! Not bad, me!Copy !req
3. - Huh!
- Aah!Copy !req
4. Hyah!Copy !req
5. Incoming!Copy !req
6. Yah!Copy !req
7. - Yaaah!
- Oh!Copy !req
8. Nice! Whoa!Copy !req
9. Tastes like chicken!Copy !req
10. Glittery heart
slap blast!Copy !req
11. - Aah!
- Rainbow fist punch!Copy !req
12. Aah!Copy !req
13. Look out!Copy !req
14. My purse!Copy !req
15. Whew!Copy !req
16. Noooo! Unh!Copy !req
17. Ohh!Copy !req
18. - Come on, Star!
- Aah!Copy !req
19. I got this.Copy !req
20. Narwhal Blast!Copy !req
21. - Mom!Copy !req
22. I'm not your mom.Copy !req
23. - What?
- Huh?Copy !req
24. For corn's sake,
Star Butterfly,Copy !req
25. this is the third time
you've ruined my prison tower!Copy !req
26. Couldn't you have used
one of the holes you already made?Copy !req
27. Uh, sorry.Copy !req
28. We just wanted to triple check to
make sure we hadn't missed anything.Copy !req
29. I believe I told you before...
let me say it again...Copy !req
30. Queen Moon's not here!Copy !req
31. You know, this is all
your mom's fault anyway.Copy !req
32. Keeping secrets and conspiring
with evil queens.Copy !req
33. I know things
are a little shaky right now,Copy !req
34. but it's not my mom's fault.Copy !req
35. Yeah, I suppose you're right.Copy !req
36. - It's your fault.
- Ugh!Copy !req
37. Yes, the moment you're in charge,Copy !req
38. you just hand the whole kingdom over
to the Queen of DarknessCopy !req
39. and her frozen Monster husband.Copy !req
40. How's that feeling? Too tight?Copy !req
41. Oh, no, you... you could go tighter.Copy !req
42. Now with Queen Eclipsa
in charge,Copy !req
43. I'm no longer allowed
to imprison Monsters.Copy !req
44. Now I've had to resort
to imprisoning Mewmans,Copy !req
45. and, well, you know, I'm just not
as passionate about that.Copy !req
46. How about just
not imprisoning anybody?Copy !req
47. How about you let me
keep doing my job,Copy !req
48. and I'll let you keep ruining
everything for everybody?Copy !req
49. Fine!Copy !req
50. Princesses.
Am I right?Copy !req
51. Totally.Copy !req
52. There's gotta be someplace
in Mewni we haven't checked yet.Copy !req
53. I don't know, Star.Copy !req
54. We're running out of options.Copy !req
55. We could go to
the Hot Springs again.Copy !req
56. It's been awhile
since some of us have showered.Copy !req
57. Drink in that musk, boy.Copy !req
58. Ha ha!
That's all natural.Copy !req
59. - Yo-kay!Copy !req
60. You wanna know why
hygiene is important?Copy !req
61. It's because the world
is a petri dish of bacteria.Copy !req
62. Tom!Copy !req
63. How's the search goin' today?Copy !req
64. Oh, it's goin' great!Copy !req
65. We got tons of leads!Copy !req
66. Isn't that the same tower
you checked twice already?Copy !req
67. Uh, no! What do you know
about towers?Copy !req
68. You live underground.Copy !req
69. There are towers in the Underworld,
you know?Copy !req
70. Sorry, sorry. You're right, Tom.Copy !req
71. You're not stupid.Copy !req
72. You never said I was stupid.Copy !req
73. Well, not out loud.Copy !req
74. Okay.Copy !req
75. That's the Star I miss.Copy !req
76. Miss you, too, Boo!
See ya soon!Copy !req
77. And then when you go
to eat the sandwich,Copy !req
78. you're fingers are gonna touch
the food you eat in your mouth.Copy !req
79. - Hey, man.Copy !req
80. (Tom)
Hey, Marco...Copy !req
81. We've looked at this
a million times.Copy !req
82. Maybe we've been looking at it
all wrong.Copy !req
83. (Tom) I just want to make sure
you know I know what a tower is, right?Copy !req
84. Yeah, I know you know
what a tower is.Copy !req
85. (Tom) So you'll be home
at some point, right?Copy !req
86. Think she still wants to re-check
a few more places,Copy !req
87. but we're running out of options.Copy !req
88. (Tom)
Did she call me stupid?Copy !req
89. Hey, you there!
Is everything okay?Copy !req
90. Uh, yeah. We're kind of
in the middle of something.Copy !req
91. Oh, my bad!
I thought you fell downCopy !req
92. and broke all your bones.
Ignore me!Copy !req
93. Wait a second! Wait!Copy !req
94. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hey, hey, hey, Monster dude!Copy !req
95. Your shirt!Copy !req
96. Whoa! What'd I do?Copy !req
97. It's... It's her!Copy !req
98. Moooon!Copy !req
99. "Come see me
at the Pie Carnival."Copy !req
100. Pie Carnival!Copy !req
101. Why would your mom
be at a Pie Carnival?Copy !req
102. She's probably confused.Copy !req
103. The time she spent in the Realm of Magic
really did a number on her memory.Copy !req
104. Wait a minute!
Are you Star Butterfly?Copy !req
105. What? Oh!Copy !req
106. It is an honor
to meet you!Copy !req
107. Oh!
It's nice to meet you, too.Copy !req
108. - But about the Pie Carnival...
- Yeah, the Pie Carnival.Copy !req
109. Oh, they
hate Monsters there!Copy !req
110. But they gotta deal
with us now, you know?Copy !req
111. Ever since you gave
the kingdom back to Eclipsa,Copy !req
112. you've given us Monsters a chance
to live a normal life again!Copy !req
113. Oh. Well,
I guess I was just doingCopy !req
114. what felt like
the right thing to do.Copy !req
115. You did good,
Princess.Copy !req
116. Too bad your mom
was such a dum-dum!Copy !req
117. You take that back
about my wife!Copy !req
118. Dad, wait!
He knows where Mom is!Copy !req
119. Uh, Monster dude, please, can you tell us
how to get to the Pie Carnival?Copy !req
120. Oh, yeah, didn't I say?Copy !req
121. I guess I didn...
I was very excit...Copy !req
122. It's just
over that hill!Copy !req
123. - Okay, thanks! Bye!
- Wait!Copy !req
124. "Pie Carn-ya-val-lee."Copy !req
125. "Now with Queen Moon."Copy !req
126. My mom is Queen Moon!Copy !req
127. - Wait! Wait!Copy !req
128. Dad, Mom's here.Copy !req
129. Aah! Pie Carnival.Copy !req
130. Danger! Pie folk!Copy !req
131. Pie folk?Copy !req
132. Pie folk!Copy !req
133. The sleaziest scammers
in all of Mewni.Copy !req
134. What may seem like
a fun carnyaval is but a trapCopy !req
135. to take everything you have.Copy !req
136. Your horse, your carriage,
your wedding ring.Copy !req
137. Did this, uh...
happen to you?Copy !req
138. I was trying
to win a boom box,Copy !req
139. but now they've taken my wife.Copy !req
140. Well, say what you
want about the pie folk.Copy !req
141. But if Mom's here,
I'm going.Copy !req
142. Honey, wait!Copy !req
143. Wear a money belt!Copy !req
144. She's doomed.Copy !req
145. Uh, wu-wu-wu-wait a sec.Copy !req
146. Look, we've been questing
for weeks,Copy !req
147. and I haven't had a proper meal.Copy !req
148. Let's get some food.Copy !req
149. You just touched my beard!Copy !req
150. C'mon, man... you're, like,
the hungriest guy I know.Copy !req
151. You gotta be starving, too!Copy !req
152. Of course, I'm starving.Copy !req
153. I'm starving for my wife!Copy !req
154. My wife.Copy !req
155. Uhhh?Copy !req
156. We'll eat
a proper meal at homeCopy !req
157. after we find Moon!Copy !req
158. I'm just talking
about a snack, dude.Copy !req
159. This place is full of pies!Copy !req
160. Full of pies...
full of lies!Copy !req
161. You... You have food?Copy !req
162. River!Copy !req
163. Is that a drumstick?Copy !req
164. Hey, can I, uh...Copy !req
165. Can I get one of these pies?Copy !req
166. They're six fifty.Copy !req
167. Wait...Copy !req
168. $6.50? Or $650?Copy !req
169. I don't care, I'm hungry.Copy !req
170. But you better throw in a napkin.Copy !req
171. Marco, no!
I told you not to eat the pies!Copy !req
172. They're stuffed with nothing
but balderdash and humbug!Copy !req
173. And
I'm onto you.Copy !req
174. Look, man,
I'm eating this pie.Copy !req
175. Aaah!Copy !req
176. Oh, hey, sorry to bother you.
Have you seen my mom?Copy !req
177. Uh, that depends.
Who's your mom?Copy !req
178. Queen... Uh,
former Queen Moon Butterfly.Copy !req
179. Ohhhhh!Copy !req
180. Forgive me for being
so common, milady!Copy !req
181. Your mama...Copy !req
182. Uh, I mean, Queen Moon is over
at the meet and greet.Copy !req
183. I'll walk you over.Copy !req
184. Hold my pie, would ya?Copy !req
185. - Sure.Copy !req
186. There it is!Copy !req
187. Problem is... meet
and greet is closed.Copy !req
188. I gotta go.Copy !req
189. That'll be 6.50 for the pie.Copy !req
190. Oh... right.
There ya go.Copy !req
191. Excuse me, miss. Did I hear
you're looking for Queen Moon?Copy !req
192. Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes!
Yes! Yes!Copy !req
193. Oh, please tell me
you know where she is!Copy !req
194. Welcome to the exclusive
Queen Moon Merchandise store!Copy !req
195. Or shall I say...Copy !req
196. Moon-cherndise?Copy !req
197. Here we have all your
Queen Moon merchandise needs!Copy !req
198. Including 13 different
types of Moon Dolls!Copy !req
199. Our newest addition is the
Supportive Mom Moon Doll!Copy !req
200. You're doing
just fine, sweetheart!Copy !req
201. No! We don't want
your dumb merchandise!Copy !req
202. Maybe just one or two.Copy !req
203. I thought you said
you hated the pie folk.Copy !req
204. Yes. But do I hate the pie folk
more than I love my wife?Copy !req
205. Ugh!Copy !req
206. She's everywhere.Copy !req
207. Just look around.Copy !req
208. They all love my mom.Copy !req
209. Sounds like you need
a Supportive Mom Moon Doll.Copy !req
210. I thought giving the kingdom
back to Eclipsa was the right thing to do.Copy !req
211. But I don't know.
Did I... Did I blow it?Copy !req
212. You were Queen,
and you made a decision.Copy !req
213. Some people might just need
some time to get used to it.Copy !req
214. Fellow Mewmans!Copy !req
215. Let us tell you a tale...Copy !req
216. one that we all know
too well.Copy !req
217. Maybe this will take
my mind off of things.Copy !req
218. The Butterfly Follies.Copy !req
219. Ho ho ho, being king of MewniCopy !req
220. is the easiest job
I've ever married into!Copy !req
221. Who... Who is this idiot?Copy !req
222. All hail your king!Copy !req
223. (man)
He's the king!Copy !req
224. Oh, no! It's me!Copy !req
225. I'm the idiot?Copy !req
226. I'm all out of fooood!Copy !req
227. What do I do?Copy !req
228. There's a pie on your head!Copy !req
229. Oooh! There's
a pie on my head?Copy !req
230. I can't! I can't!Copy !req
231. He's so dumb!Copy !req
232. He's just like
the real King River!Copy !req
233. - Ohh!Copy !req
234. This is an outrage.Copy !req
235. Let's get out of here.
We don't have to watch this.Copy !req
236. Papa!
Save some pie for me!Copy !req
237. Star Butterfly!Copy !req
238. - Oh, no.Copy !req
239. I'm here to destroy the great
Butterfly legacyCopy !req
240. with my love of Monsters!Copy !req
241. But, dear! What about your
responsibilities to the Mewmans?Copy !req
242. Here's what I got
to say about Mewmans!Copy !req
243. Narwhal blast!Copy !req
244. That's not how
the Narwhal Blast works.Copy !req
245. Hey. Let's... Let's leave.Copy !req
246. No. No no no no. No, no.
I wanna see where they take this.Copy !req
247. But I don't! What do you think
they're gonna do to me?Copy !req
248. What's that I hear?Copy !req
249. I think my best friend is
about to make an appearance!Copy !req
250. It's... Horseface!Copy !req
251. My only friend!Copy !req
252. Girl, you know I'm so sassy.Copy !req
253. Hee haw!Copy !req
254. You two always
make such a mess!Copy !req
255. Oh, no!Copy !req
256. But do not worry.Copy !req
257. Your queen is here.Copy !req
258. We love you, Moon!Copy !req
259. The rightful queen
of Mewni!Copy !req
260. All hail Queen Moon!Copy !req
261. Moonpie!Copy !req
262. - Is that really her?
- It has to be.Copy !req
263. Oh, Star,
what are you doing?Copy !req
264. Mama! Mama!Copy !req
265. It's me, Star!Copy !req
266. You're here!Copy !req
267. Mmm!Copy !req
268. Um, excuse me?Copy !req
269. You don't remember me,
but this hug feels good right now.Copy !req
270. Who is that?Copy !req
271. What's going on?Copy !req
272. Who... Who are you?Copy !req
273. Mom, you were
in a magical dimension.Copy !req
274. You lost your memory.Copy !req
275. There was a unicorn?Copy !req
276. Um...Copy !req
277. I know it doesn't
make any sense,Copy !req
278. but you're my mom.Copy !req
279. Indeed!Copy !req
280. Queen Moon is
like a mom to us all!Copy !req
281. No, she is actually my mother!Copy !req
282. I am the real Star Butterfly!Copy !req
283. Well, I've got the wand!Copy !req
284. But I don't know
how to use it!Copy !req
285. - Aah!Copy !req
286. I don't need a wand.Copy !req
287. It's the real Star Butterfly.Copy !req
288. - Get her!Copy !req
289. I'm sorry.Copy !req
290. - But I need to queen-nap you.
- Aah!Copy !req
291. You make terrible pies!Copy !req
292. You tell them, sweetie!Copy !req
293. We gotta go.Copy !req
294. Warnicorn stampede!Copy !req
295. - Hyah!Copy !req
296. We'd love to stay,
but we don't want to!Copy !req
297. Mom!Copy !req
298. Moonpie! Mmm!Copy !req
299. - Mmm!
- Mmm!Copy !req
300. You've come back to me.Copy !req
301. I was so scared
I would forget your face,Copy !req
302. but you're as beautiful
as I remembered...Copy !req
303. Uh...Copy !req
304. Um, I have to tell you something.Copy !req
305. You... cut your hair?Copy !req
306. No. I'm not...Copy !req
307. I'm not
the real Queen Moon.Copy !req
308. My name is Erik.Copy !req
309. Sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
I was trying not to break character.Copy !req
310. We were so close!Copy !req
311. Oh, my gosh. You have a gift!Copy !req
312. This is the most flawless
contouring I've ever seen!Copy !req
313. I used my new luminizer
to highlight my cheekbones.Copy !req
314. Sometimes Turdina likes
to highlight with glitter.Copy !req
315. I like to use glitter
on my eyelids to make 'em pop!Copy !req
316. Sometimes I'll put
a little bronzer onCopy !req
317. and then blend it with my...Copy !req
318. Marco! We don't have
time for this!Copy !req
319. Oh, my gosh, can I just sayCopy !req
320. its an honor to meet
the real Star Butterfly?Copy !req
321. What does it feel like knowing you
single-handedly ruined your kingdom?Copy !req
322. Look, she's been through a lot,Copy !req
323. and she really doesn't need this
from you.Copy !req
324. - Argh!Copy !req
325. Star!Copy !req
326. What? I'm gonna change him back.Copy !req
327. - Wait!Copy !req
328. Great, one more thing
I messed up.Copy !req
329. Erik.Copy !req
330. I guess the only thing left to doCopy !req
331. is retrace our steps
and start searching all over again.Copy !req
332. Or... we could go home.Copy !req
333. Oh, you mean give up?Copy !req
334. It's just that we've been out here
for a while.Copy !req
335. We'll be more efficient
if we're well-rested!Copy !req
336. Hey. I promise
we're not quitting.Copy !req
337. Just washing days
of funk off our bodies.Copy !req
338. Or in River's case,Copy !req
339. - weeks of funk.Copy !req
340. Let's go home.Copy !req
341. Come on, Dad. Not again!Copy !req
342. I have no home
without my Moonpie!Copy !req
343. I'm sleeping outside tonight!Copy !req
344. Just leave him. It's not our fault
if he wants to be a drama king.Copy !req
345. Ugh, fine.
I guess you're right.Copy !req
346. Hey, Eclipsa!Copy !req
347. Oh! Star, Marco!
Welcome back!Copy !req
348. Any luck finding your mother?Copy !req
349. No.Copy !req
350. You know, have you checked
the tower down the way?Copy !req
351. I've checked the tower.Copy !req
352. Three times.Copy !req
353. Well, you never can
be too thorough.Copy !req
354. - You wanna bet?
- What?Copy !req
355. The Castle's really
coming along.Copy !req
356. It's a work in progress.Copy !req
357. Luckily, I've had lots of help
from my transition team.Copy !req
358. I'd be lost without them.Copy !req
359. Fresh lemonade, milady?Copy !req
360. Thank you, ArchibaldCopy !req
361. Aah, puppies!Copy !req
362. Aw, did you miss us?Copy !req
363. Let's head inside.
You must be tired.Copy !req
364. Actually, I could
really go for some food.Copy !req
365. Left. Left. Left, right, left.Copy !req
366. Where's your father?
Still camping off-site?Copy !req
367. You know my dad.Copy !req
368. He's processing things slowly.Copy !req
369. Princess Star!
I mean, Regular Star!Copy !req
370. How goes the search
for your mother?Copy !req
371. It's going!Copy !req
372. Just taking some time to recharge.Copy !req
373. Did you check that tower?Copy !req
374. So, Lavabo,
how are things going here?Copy !req
375. I am busy performing
my royal duties as always.Copy !req
376. Mmm. Fresh linen smell.Copy !req
377. I am still getting used to seeing
the fruits of my labor defiled.Copy !req
378. Oh, Star!Copy !req
379. Did you find your mother?Copy !req
380. Things have been a bit, uh,
different in her absence.Copy !req
381. Star, might I borrow you
for a second?Copy !req
382. Wow. This is quite a production.Copy !req
383. I've spared no expense
to free my poor husband.Copy !req
384. Ohh, not again!Copy !req
385. That is... not working.Copy !req
386. No, it's not.Copy !req
387. But I just can't help but try
everything I can to bring him back.Copy !req
388. You know what that's like.Copy !req
389. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
390. Let's get you settled in.Copy !req
391. I'm afraid your rooms
aren't quite ready yet.Copy !req
392. Things have been
a bit hectic around here.Copy !req
393. Ha ha ha!
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
394. I'm just happy to sleep
in a real bed for once.Copy !req
395. Gah!Copy !req
396. Huh?Copy !req
397. Whoa!Copy !req
398. - Yeeeh!Copy !req
399. There's my baby!
Come to Mama!Copy !req
400. - Oof!Copy !req
401. Aw, baby Meteora!Copy !req
402. Long time no see.Copy !req
403. Uh... are you sure she doesn't
remember anything from before?Copy !req
404. Of course not!Copy !req
405. At least I hope not.Copy !req
406. That'd be bad for all of us,
wouldn't it?Copy !req
407. Oh! Would you look at that.Copy !req
408. My old spying spell!Copy !req
409. Back to work already, Star?Copy !req
410. Yep. May as well start
quadruple-checking all the places.Copy !req
411. That's... very thorough of you.Copy !req
412. But don't work yourself too hard.Copy !req
413. You need some time to rest.Copy !req
414. Ugh! This is pointless!Copy !req
415. Star, wait!Copy !req
416. Okay, she's somewhere,
but where is where?Copy !req
417. Ugh, I don't know what to do!Copy !req
418. Okay, Glossaryck,
here's what's goin' down.Copy !req
419. I need your help,
but I don't have timeCopy !req
420. for any of your weird riddles.Copy !req
421. I am going to ask you a question,Copy !req
422. and you are going
to answer it, okay?Copy !req
423. Okay.Copy !req
424. I think the reason
I can't find my momCopy !req
425. is because something
happened to herCopy !req
426. when we went
to the magic dimension.Copy !req
427. But I can hardly remember
what even happened there.Copy !req
428. What did the magic
do to my mom?Copy !req
429. You're asking
the wrong question.Copy !req
430. The real question is,Copy !req
431. what were you doing
in the magic dimension at all?Copy !req
432. That was your first mistake.Copy !req
433. What are you talking about?Copy !req
434. I had to go there
to find my mom!Copy !req
435. Just like I had to go
there to defeat Toffee!Copy !req
436. Maybe that was a mistake, too.Copy !req
437. Huh?Copy !req
438. I'm worried about Star.Copy !req
439. If she can't even find Moon
with the All-Seeing Eye,Copy !req
440. well, it's not a good sign.Copy !req
441. But she was in a dimension
of pure magic!Copy !req
442. I mean, maybe there's some kind of
interference or something?Copy !req
443. That doesn't really change
how my spell works, Marco.Copy !req
444. I'm afraid someone will have to have
a very difficult conversation with Star.Copy !req
445. I know.
There's just never a good time.Copy !req
446. Now might be a good time.Copy !req
447. Hey.Copy !req
448. Could we, uh, chat?Copy !req
449. Yeah, sure, what's up?Copy !req
450. So... how is you?Copy !req
451. I mean... I mean,
how is you are doing?Copy !req
452. Ugh, you are so bad
at small talk. Just get to it.Copy !req
453. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
454. It's just, we've searched everywhere
in the kingdom for your mom,Copy !req
455. but we never seem to get
any closer to finding her.Copy !req
456. Have you ever worried that maybe
there's a tiny chance that...Copy !req
457. we might never find her?Copy !req
458. Nope. We'll find her. I know it.Copy !req
459. But how can you possibly know that?Copy !req
460. Because I have this.Copy !req
461. A picture of us that says
"Beach Day!"?Copy !req
462. Look closely, Marco.Copy !req
463. When exactly did we
go to that beach?Copy !req
464. What is this?Copy !req
465. It's a gift from Father Time.Copy !req
466. - It's from the future.
- What?Copy !req
467. Father Time gave it to me,
and I keep it with meCopy !req
468. - because sometimes I need a reminder...
- Oh, my gosh, this was on our fridge!Copy !req
469. How long have you
had this thing?Copy !req
470. That's, like, so many levels
of time paradox!Copy !req
471. Just listen, okay?Copy !req
472. I don't know how,
but someday soon,Copy !req
473. we're gonna have
this awesome beach day,Copy !req
474. and there's no way
I'd be this happyCopy !req
475. if we never found my mom.Copy !req
476. Huh. Well...Copy !req
477. I'm not keen on paradoxes,Copy !req
478. but you do look pretty happy
in that photo.Copy !req
479. Still a paradox, though.Copy !req
480. Let's get some rest.Copy !req
481. The sooner we find your mom,Copy !req
482. the sooner we get to go to the beach.Copy !req
483. Ahh!Copy !req
484. Good night.Copy !req
485. Night night, Marco.Copy !req
486. Good night, future Star.Copy !req
487. You bought
one of their pies?Copy !req
488. - Aah!
- Star!Copy !req
489. I'm tired of corn, okay?
Don't judge me.Copy !req
490. Those pies are garbage,
so, yes, I will judge you.Copy !req
491. Mm! Mm!Copy !req
492. Star, you should try this.
It's actually pretty good!Copy !req
493. Yeah, who am I kidding?
I'm not above garbage.Copy !req
494. Marco!Copy !req
495. Huh!Copy !req
496. Over, under,
around, and through!Copy !req
497. Grab the little Mewni rabbit,
pull him through!Copy !req
498. What are you doing?Copy !req
499. The crust!Copy !req
500. It's just how
my mom makes it!Copy !req
501. She made them all the time
when I was a little girl.Copy !req
502. So do you think...?Copy !req
503. Yes.Copy !req
504. My mom made these pies.Copy !req