1. Forward tubes armed
and ready, captain.
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3. - A direct hit, sir.
- The asteroid has been shattered.
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4. However, the core is still intact
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5. and still on a collision course
with Tessen III.
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6. Is it big enough to cause a threat?
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7. Yes, sir, it is
of sufficient size and density
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8. to cause planet-wide damage.
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9. Time to impact?
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10. It will reach the upper atmosphere
in 44 seconds
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11. and impact on the planet
11 seconds later.
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12. - Ready torpedoes.
- Aye, sir.
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13. Sir, the core is composed
of nitrium and chrondite.
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14. It is unlikely another photon torpedo
will be of any effect.
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15. - Mr. Worf, prepare a tractor beam.
- Aye, sir.
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16. Thirty seconds to impact.
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17. Captain, I am unable to get
a positive lock with the tractor beam.
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18. There is magnetic field interference
emanating from the core materials.
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19. Activate a deflector dish.
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20. If we project a particle beam,
we may be able to produce
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21. a disruptive nuclear effect
within the core.
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22. - Aye, sir.
- Impact in 17 seconds.
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23. Particle beam activated.
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24. The target has been destroyed,
captain.
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25. The remaining debris
is of no threat to the planet, sir.
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26. Well done, everyone.
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27. Ensign, put us back on course
for the Moselina system.
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28. Warp 4 as soon
as we've cleared the debris field.
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29. Aye, sir.
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30. Space, the final frontier.
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31. These are the voyages
of the starship Enterprise.
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32. Its continuing mission:
to explore strange new worlds,
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33. to seek out new life
and new civilizations,
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34. to boldly go
where no one has gone before.
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35. - My instructions were clear.
- They were not.
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37. he was to place his soiled clothing
in the garment reprocessor.
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38. I was not.
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39. I sense a touch of hostility here,
gentlemen.
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41. You told me that yesterday,
not today.
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the same rule applies today that...
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44. Please!
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46. which clearly defines the duties
of each family member?
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47. You mean he tells me what he wants
and I have to do it.
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48. No. I mean you both agree
to your responsibilities.
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49. And when you've done the things
that you've agreed to do,
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50. then you've earned the privilege
to do the things that you want to do.
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51. When he's cleaned his room,
for instance,
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52. then perhaps he's earned a visit
to the Holodeck
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55. I suggest working out
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57. with the rules clearly spelled out.
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58. For the child and the parent.
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59. You must make a list
of your responsibilities too.
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60. What would you like your father
to promise, Alexander?
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61. No yelling.
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62. I do not...
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63. I do not yell.
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64. Well, then, you should have
no trouble with that part.
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65. Why not go back to your quarters
and talk this thing over?
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66. Decide on which points
each of you wants in the contract.
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67. Very well.
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68. One day, you're going to be glad
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69. your father cared enough about you
to insist on rules.
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71. but eventually, most children
come to appreciate their parents.
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72. Riker to Counselor Troi.
Your mother's just come aboard.
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73. On the other hand...
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74. Deanna, my dear, it's mother.
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75. I've got such deliciously exciting news.
You're gonna be absolutely thrilled.
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76. Ha, ha, I'm getting married.
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77. You know, with just a bit
of redecorating here and there,
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78. this, ah, this Ten-Forward room
should make a very nice wedding hall.
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79. I beg your pardon?
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80. Oh! Where else, my little one?
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81. But here amongst
all my good friends
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of my adored daughter?
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83. Mother, where did you...?
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84. When did you meet this man?
Who is he?
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85. I mean, marriage?
When did all this happen?
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86. My poor, plodding little Deanna
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questions, questions, ha, ha.
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88. Wherever did you inherit
such pedestrian genes?
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89. What matters, my little one,
is that your mother's happy.
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90. Mother, if you're happy,
then I'm happy for you.
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91. I only asked who he is
and where you met him.
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92. Those are not unusual questions.
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93. He's such a wonderful man
and he has such good breeding.
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94. Oh, I tell you,
he's absolute perfection, ha, ha.
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95. Who is he?
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96. He's Campio, Third Minister
to the Conference of Judges
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98. - Royalty, my little one, naturally.
- Naturally. Heh.
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99. I didn't even know
you'd ever been to Kostolain.
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100. Or was he on some diplomatic mission
to Betazed?
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101. Well, ah, um, neither, actually.
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102. You see,
we haven't exactly met yet, really.
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103. Oh, but the profiles
we've exchanged,
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104. why, they were in such accord
that you could weep, my little one.
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105. You would weep at the harmony
between us.
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106. Mother, don't you think
it would be a good idea
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you're going to marry
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108. before committing to spend
the rest of your life with him?
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109. Deanna, I love you, but you do
make everything sound like an epitaph.
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110. I don't want to agree.
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111. But you have to agree.
That is what an agreement is.
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112. Counselor Troi,
excuse the intrusion,
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113. but we're having some difficulty
drawing up our contract.
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114. Hm?
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115. - Mrs. Troi...
- Hm.
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116. - He's not fair.
- The boy is unreasonable.
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117. Well, of course he's unreasonable.
He's a child, heh. Aw...
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118. And such a child.
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119. You know, making little boys
reasonable only gives them pimples.
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120. Alexander, this is my mother.
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121. Alexander.
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122. What a wonderful name.
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123. You know, I once knew a tall,
handsome warrior named Alexander.
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124. Oh, he utterly adored me.
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125. And we went everywhere,
simply everywhere.
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126. Have you been anywhere yet...?
Contract? What contract?
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127. Between father and son.
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128. A fair and balanced way
to achieve a mutual sense of order.
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129. Well, how ghastly for you.
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130. And you are doing this
to your own child, Mr. Woof?
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131. - Mother.
- It is Worf, madam.
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132. Contracts are usually between people
who don't really trust one another.
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133. A child who is trusted
becomes worthy of that trust.
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134. Mother, would you kindly
stay out of this?
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135. And if he does not perform
his contractual duties,
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136. I assume he will be chastised?
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137. He will be sanctioned, yes.
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138. Mm-hm. And if you fail
to perform your duties,
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139. what is the child
supposed to do about it?
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140. - Mother, will you please?
- I, not perform my duty?
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141. Alexander.
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142. Now, life's true gift
is the capacity to enjoy enjoyment.
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143. Now... Hm.
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144. Have I arrived too late?
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145. Or, uh, can you still smile?
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146. Married? She's getting married?
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147. Yes, if we stay
on our present course,
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148. we should rendezvous
with her intended in 31 hours.
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149. I will not have that woman continuing
to use this ship for her convenience
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150. simply because her daughter
happens to be one of my officers.
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151. Apparently, Deanna being on board
is only part of the reason.
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152. The other reason being?
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153. She thinks the honor
of giving away the bride
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154. should fall on you.
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155. Permission for an on board wedding
is granted, Number One.
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156. Nothing will please me more
than to give away Mrs. Troi.
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157. Ah! My little warrior.
And how are you this morning?
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158. Oh, I see.
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159. Being punished for something,
are we?
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160. It's just my regular time
to meet with Counselor Troi.
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161. - She's not here yet.
- Then you're early.
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162. That's very responsible of you.
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163. No, I just wanted to be
out of my room before...
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164. Before what?
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165. Now, ah, if we're to be real friends,
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166. we've got to share only the truth.
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167. Why?
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168. Well, for one thing, it's easier.
When you tell the truth,
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169. you never have to remember later
what you lied about.
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170. But mostly, a true friend is a person
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171. you can always tell the truth to
without worrying about it.
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172. I...
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173. I wanted to leave
before my father got back.
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174. Oh...
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175. I hate him.
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176. I wish my mother were here.
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177. But she died.
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178. That's not very fair, is it?
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179. All he cares about are rules.
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180. I'm supposed to do everything right
all the time.
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181. I don't know how.
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182. Oh, to tell you the truth, little warrior,
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184. But I do know one marvelous thing
we can do with rules.
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185. I'm supposed to wait
for Counselor Troi.
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186. Exactly.
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187. I'll bet you've never been to a colony
of free spirits.
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188. - What do they do there?
- Ah, whatever they want. Heh, heh.
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189. Artists, philosophers, free thinkers.
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190. And people who don't quite fit
other people's rules.
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191. Personally,
I come for the mudbaths.
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192. You, oh, you're going to adore
the mudbaths.
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193. Ah, um...
Ahem.
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195. Um, I'm assuming that you have
the Parallex Colony on Shiralea VI?
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196. - That program is available.
- Oh, good.
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197. Then, uh, run it for us, dear.
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198. - What's that?
- A Wind Dancer. Aha, ha, ha!
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199. He stands guard.
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200. See, only those
whose hearts are joyous may enter.
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201. Aw. Mwah!
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202. Oh, come on. Oh!
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204. We'll chat with her later if you're not
wearing anything flammable.
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205. Hello, a few of us were just gathering
together for our laughing hour.
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to come laugh with us?
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207. Ha, ha, ha,
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208. actually, we were
about to experience a mudbath.
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209. Were you? What an idea. Bink!
My friends and I will join you.
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210. One can always laugh in the bath.
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211. - Do you ever drop one?
- Oh, no.
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212. No, no, these are my worlds.
I protect them.
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213. I am a master of worlds
and they fly only as I wish.
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214. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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215. We are having guests
for laughing hour.
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216. - Would you care to join us?
- We'd love to.
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218. - Yes.
- No.
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when I say yes?
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- You just did.
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221. There you go again.
You're the most negative person.
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222. Why are they arguing?
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223. They're friends.
They love contradiction.
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They flourish in conflict.
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226. Who else are you gonna fight with
if not your friends?
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227. Hold.
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229. Oh, damned if we know. We're just
here for some fun and a mudbath.
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230. Every moment requires a purpose.
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231. No, it doesn't.
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232. Every purpose requires a plan.
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238. Well, that's a conversation stopper
if I ever heard one.
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239. - And you're being stubborn.
- I am not, you are.
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- Yes, you are.
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- Excuse me.
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242. If you're gonna argue,
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244. So my little warrior
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246. Oh!
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247. The mind opens
and in creeps wisdom.
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251. Come.
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252. Isn't Alexander
supposed to be with you?
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253. He didn't show up for his appointment.
I assumed he must still be here.
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254. Computer, what is the location
of Alexander Rozhenko?
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255. Alexander Rozhenko
is on Holodeck 2.
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256. Is he there alone?
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257. He is with Lwaxana Troi.
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258. To all the creatures within us.
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259. To all the creatures within us?
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260. Well, of course.
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261. Every one of us
has a thousand different kinds
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263. And some of them
wanna get out and be wild
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264. and some wanna be sad or happy,
or inventive,
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265. or even just go dancing.
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266. That's why we all have so many
different urges at different times.
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267. And all those different little people
inside of us?
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268. We must never be afraid
to take them with us wherever we go.
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269. I mean, who knows
when we may need one of them
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from ourselves?
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is not the variety of life.
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275. - Yes, bring on the entertainment.
- Yes.
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277. Mother.
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278. Little one, Mr. Woof, come join us.
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279. Mother, I'm trying to help the boy
learn the value of responsibility.
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280. You're not helping by giving him
a lot of mixed messages.
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281. I exposed you to all sorts of mixed
messages when you were that age.
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282. You still turned out deadly dull.
What are you so worried about?
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283. Among other things,
his relationship with his father.
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284. Oh...
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285. - No more Holodeck, Mother. Please.
- Oh...
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286. Anyway, why aren't you all absorbed
in your wedding plans?
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287. It's only three days away.
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288. I'm letting Mr. Homn handle
all the mundane details.
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290. Mother.
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291. Deanna, there's absolutely
nothing to do, you nosy little girl.
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his mother's wedding gown,
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is now altering for me.
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294. Outside of that, there isn't
anything else that I can...
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295. Wedding gown?
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297. You're telling me you're not going
to be naked at your own wedding?
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298. Campio is from a different planet
with different traditions.
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299. He would not approve
of a traditional Betazoid wedding.
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300. So I am happily adapting.
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301. Now, it's as simple as that
and I need some tea.
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302. I can't believe I'm hearing this
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to the Holy Rings of Betazed,
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305. Oh, why can't I ever work
this replicator?
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306. Mother...
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about this mysterious marriage
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308. to a man you've never met.
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309. Computer, some Jestral tea, please.
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310. Anyway, why shouldn't I
get married if I choose to?
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311. You make everything
into such a mystery.
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312. There is no mystery, Deanna.
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Petrokian sausage.
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314. The tea.
All I wanted was a cup of tea.
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having a... A nervous collapse. Oh.
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of the food replication systems
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in the orientation terminals.
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318. That may be,
but we still have over 200 reports
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320. There's an energy fluctuation
in one of the utility access corridors.
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321. Well, we better look into it,
whatever it is,
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to order dinner.
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323. Yeah, dash six-four, here we are.
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EM field pattern.
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326. Give me a hand with that,
will you, Data?
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327. Well, there's no plasma leakage.
Just a little negative ion charging.
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328. Bad enough having to wear anything
at all at my own wedding, but this?
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329. Yeah, perhaps, um,
if we lower the bodice.
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330. Oh. Uh...
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331. Raise the hemline, then.
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another appointment, are you?
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we all have to live up to our obligations.
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to brighten my day?
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if I got you in any trouble.
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- I'm getting married.
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spend their lives with someone.
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- Yeah.
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to like that person a lot.
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from whatever may come your way,
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what we call compromise.
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to a data net interface
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to the correct subprocessors.
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372. When we opened the panel,
we discovered the interface
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373. had been transformed
into a gelatinous material
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374. that we haven't been able to identify.
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375. We have an intermittent failure
of the inertial damping system.
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378. We're going to secondary systems.
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379. We have lost helm control, sir.
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380. Try a manual bypass
of the damping systems.
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381. - Aye, sir.
- Backup generators?
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382. Coming online now.
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383. How long
before we regain attitude control?
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384. We're almost there.
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385. Ensign, put us back on course.
But stay at impulse for now.
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386. - Did something hit us, Mr. Worf?
- Negative, sir.
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387. Inertial damper shouldn't fail without
kicking in the automatic bypass.
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388. I want to know what went wrong.
Analysis in 30 minutes.
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to the replicator
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were turned into this.
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the substance, commander.
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there's been a conversion process
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395. transforming some of the metal
into gelatinous residue.
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Two totally unrelated systems.
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398. Yes, sir.
And we still don't know why
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the problems.
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a mass spectrometer analysis
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401. and find out what this stuff is.
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402. Transporter Room One
to Captain Picard.
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403. Minister Campio
is beaming on board, sir.
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doesn't do you justice.
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and any introductory compliments
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will be happily received.
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409. Indeed, Mrs. Troi.
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410. You are even lovelier in person.
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411. Oh, now, that worked just fine.
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412. Now, now, we don't wish to be too
familiar at this early juncture.
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413. Oh, ha, ha. Oh.
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414. Forgive this tardiness.
Ship's business.
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415. Minister Campio,
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416. Captain Jean-Luc Picard
of the Enterprise. Welcome aboard.
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417. I thank you.
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418. And greet you with appreciation
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419. for permitting this wedding
aboard your fine vessel.
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420. Not at all, sir.
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421. Campio,
may I present my daughter,
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422. Deanna Troi, meet...
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423. Well, your future stepfather,
come to think of it.
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424. Yes. If I recall the profile,
you are the ship's counselor?
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425. I am, sir.
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426. And my escort, who need not
be addressed in this company,
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427. Protocol Master Erko.
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428. Ah, Campio, personally, I absolutely
adore all the ostentation I can get,
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429. but, ahem, protocol master?
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430. I would not do you
nor our benevolent hosts
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431. the disservice of failing to ensure
that priorities are observed.
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432. Oh, yes, yes.
How very thoughtful. Heh.
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433. After all, it would be unpardonable
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434. simply to abandon ourselves
to the moment, would it not?
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435. Oh, unpardonable.
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436. Well, it looks like the only alloy
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437. common to both the replicator
and the stabilizer is nitrium.
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438. Computer,
analyze the nitrium content
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439. of both the affected stabilizer
and replicator.
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440. There is no nitrium present
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441. in the affected stabilizer
or replicator.
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442. There is none present
in the residue either.
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443. According
to the mass spectrometer,
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444. elements in the residue
have been broken down
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445. into simpler molecular structures.
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446. That would suggest the nitrium
has been organically metabolized.
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447. Maybe that's it, Data.
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448. If a living organism
ingested the nitrium...
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449. This residue would be the waste
left behind.
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450. Well, if that's true,
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451. if something's eating away
at the nitrium on the ship,
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452. then that means that
the dilithium chamber is vulnerable,
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453. as well as
the power transfer conduits.
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454. We'd better get to Engineering.
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455. Ha! Ha!
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456. Eat, son.
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457. Ha!
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458. What are you doing?
What is that noise?
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459. Ha! It's my laughing hour.
Ha!
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460. - Ha, ha!
- That is enough, please.
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461. It is your dinner hour.
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462. - Eat.
- Ha!
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463. I promised to meet Mrs. Troi for
another lesson in happy wisdom. Ha!
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464. - Will you stop doing that, please?
- Ha!
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465. Alexander, eat your food.
Wisdom will wait, I assure you.
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466. I promised.
Should I break my promise, Father?
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467. A Klingon never breaks his word.
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468. Where are you going?
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469. You said no Klingon
ever breaks his word.
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470. I did not mean now.
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471. Now, just sit down and eat.
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472. I don't understand, Father.
You're confusing me.
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473. Understand later.
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474. Just eat.
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475. Father?
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476. The higher, the fewer.
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477. I don't wish to be authoritative,
my dear,
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478. but Master Erko says
that now is our proper time
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479. - for discussion of certain details.
- Oh, ha.
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480. Well, I certainly don't want
to be considered anti-Erko, dear,
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481. but I did promise Alexander
one more Holodeck trip.
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482. Come along, my little love.
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483. Surely there'll be, uh, other occasions
for you to spend time with the boy.
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484. Oh, my goodness, Campio.
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485. You and I are going to have
the rest of our lives.
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486. I'll tell you what.
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487. Um, I'll be back here with you
in one hour exactly, all right?
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488. Minister, the woman should
not be addressing you in the familiar.
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489. Uh... Mm...
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490. - Oh!
- Mother, we have to talk.
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491. Yes, we certainly do, dear,
but not just now.
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492. - Um, well, how do I address him?
- Mother, we've come for Alexander.
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493. Please, forgive the intrusion.
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494. Preferably, he should be called
by his ministerial title.
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495. I'll remember.
Oh, um...
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496. Mr. Homn.
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497. Ah, you make sure that everyone
is comfortable until we get back
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498. and especially the, um, uh,
the minister here.
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499. Now, I'll be back, one hour, darling.
I'll see you then.
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500. - Mrs. Troi.
- Hm?
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501. - It is Alexander's dinner hour.
- Oh!
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502. Oh, how thoughtless of me.
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503. I guess we'll just have to have
a little picnic before our mudbath.
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504. We have, uh,
business to deal with here.
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505. Leaving is, uh,
simply not acceptable.
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506. Well, can't we just pretend
that it's acceptable?
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507. - We'll be back.
- You are missing the point.
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508. Alexander, you will return
to our quarters and have dinner.
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509. But we are gonna go
to the Holodeck.
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510. Mother, you're undermining every
effort we're trying to make here.
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511. Oh, don't be absurd. You poor dear.
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512. Don't they ever let you change
those colorless outfits?
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513. It is essential
that we begin a discussion
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514. of the wedding procedures now.
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515. Oh... Minister, darling, perhaps you
and the Jerko here can come with us.
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516. Lwaxana,
this exceeds all boundaries.
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517. Oh.
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518. Well, ah, half-hour then.
No longer, I promise.
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519. Oh. Mr. Homn? Your duties.
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520. Counselor Troi,
have you no influence?
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521. - Ha.
- Ha!
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522. Lwaxana, if you will remain,
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523. I may allow the boy to stay while...
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524. - Definitely not!
- Definitely not.
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525. My son is to return to quarters.
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526. Nor may a servant be present
during a prenuptial consultation.
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527. Well, sir, I'm afraid even the bride
won't be present for this one.
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528. The dilithium chamber shows
no anomalous readings.
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529. So far these transfer conduits
are clean too.
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530. Hold on, I'm getting something here.
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531. There's a severe energy fluctuation
in this access panel.
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532. What happened?
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533. Oh. I was just juggling
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534. and I happened to, gulp,
catch one in my mouth.
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535. - Well, it tasted good, so I ate it.
- Heh, heh.
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536. Before I knew it, I'd eaten up
every one of my worlds.
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537. It never occurred to me
that once they were gone,
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538. I'd have nothing left to juggle.
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539. If you ever have a world,
plan ahead.
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540. Don't eat it.
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541. Well, now, almost time to get back.
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542. Are you sad?
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543. Of course not.
I'm about to be a bride.
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544. You know that man
you're gonna marry?
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545. He would never come
and take a mudbath, would he?
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546. Oh, he might.
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547. Probably not.
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548. You know,
maybe this would be a good time
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549. to get one of those little people
that live inside of you
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550. to come out and tell you what to do,
or help you or something.
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551. Alexander,
what are you talking about?
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552. I'm sorry.
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553. No.
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554. No.
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555. Don't you dare be sorry.
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556. - What's wrong?
- Uh, come along, Alexander.
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557. Let's not leave everyone
waiting for us.
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558. Once we saw that photonic trail
moving through the wall,
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559. we realized we must be dealing
with a metal parasite of some kind.
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560. We believe the parasites
came through the ship's hull
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561. after we destroyed the asteroid
near Tessen Ill.
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562. Are they attacking anything
other than nitrium alloy?
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563. No, sir, not that we can tell.
But we've got nitrium everywhere.
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564. The computers, the life support,
the ventilation, the engines.
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565. Even the dilithium chamber.
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566. Mr. Data, the asteroid we destroyed,
that was rich in nitrium.
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567. Aye, sir.
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568. And that asteroid came
from the Pelloris Field.
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569. If the rest of that field
is rich in nitrium,
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570. it would make
a natural feeding ground.
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571. We should think about
going back there.
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572. The parasites could be lured back
to the asteroids
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573. for a meal that's more appealing
than we are.
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574. Mr. Data, how long to the field?
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575. At warp 9, five hours,
20 minutes, sir.
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576. - Picard to Bridge.
- Riker here, sir.
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577. Set a course
for the Pelloris asteroid field, warp 9.
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578. Aye, sir.
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579. Captain, with our sensors
unable to detect the parasites
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580. and the speed with which they
appear to be moving through the ship...
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581. We may not have five hours,
20 minutes. I'm aware of that.
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582. How can we slow them down?
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583. In several cases,
an exanogen gas barrier
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584. has been known to slow the progress
of metal parasites.
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585. They don't like cold, eh? Make it so.
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586. The problem is finding them.
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587. As soon as we spot
an energy fluctuation,
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588. they've already consumed
all the nitrium and have moved on.
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589. Primary power systems
are going down.
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590. I've rerouted
to the secondary generators.
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591. Inform the Bridge.
Mr. Data, with me.
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592. Bridge.
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593. Commander,
do you have any suggestions
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594. as to how we could encourage
the parasites to leave the ship
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595. once we reach the Pellaris Field?
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596. If we reconfigure a particle beam
with a high concentration of nitrium
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597. and project it toward
one of the asteroids...
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598. Then they would follow the beam.
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599. Like a trail of breadcrumbs.
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600. Very well.
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601. Turbolift velocity
is beginning to fluctuate, captain.
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602. Computer, halt at next level.
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603. Computer, acknowledge.
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604. We have reached the Bridge, sir.
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605. Report, Number One.
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606. Ventilation and life support are failing
at random spots all over the ship.
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607. Captain,
we have dropped to warp 5.7.
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608. - Picard to Engineering.
- La Forge here.
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609. What's happening, Mr. La Forge?
We're losing speed.
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610. The parasites must have gotten into
the primary warp controllers, captain.
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611. I'm trying to do a bypass patch
to isolate the backup controllers,
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612. but it looks like warp 6 is about
the best I'm gonna be able to give you.
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613. At that speed, Mr. La Forge,
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614. there won't be a ship left
to reach the Pelloris Field.
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615. - Well, do what you have to.
- Working on it, sir.
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616. Captain, we are losing life support
on decks 11 and 12.
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617. Mr. Worf, have Security evacuate
all personnel from those decks.
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618. Aye, sir.
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620. We've got warp 6.5,
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coaxing we can do here.
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622. We need more speed than that,
commander.
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623. The matter-antimatter injectors
are failing.
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624. I'm rerouting
to secondary injector power now.
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625. Watch the antimatter containment
for any system failure.
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626. Atmospheric systems
are down 27 percent.
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627. We're going below
tolerable oxygen limits.
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628. We must evacuate
decks 20 to 24, captain.
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629. Make it so. Shut down
life support to those decks.
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630. Direct all evacuees
to decks 9 and 10.
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631. Divert emergency life support
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632. Aye, sir.
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633. Time to asteroid field?
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634. If we maintain our current speed,
two hours, 23 minutes, sir.
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635. Mr. Data, the rest of us
may lose consciousness.
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636. If we do,
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637. it will be your job
to execute the plan as discussed.
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639. Structural integrity
of the dilithium chamber
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641. Estimated breach in one minute.
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642. Computer, transfer power
from warp engines to life support.
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643. Transfer complete.
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644. - Activate Bussard collector.
- Activated.
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645. Breach of dilithium chamber
in 40 seconds.
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646. Reconfigure hydrogen plasma mixture
to include 30 percent nitrium.
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647. Mixture complete.
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648. Project emitter beam,
heading, 042-mark-021.
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649. Structural integrity
of the dilithium chamber
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651. Mr. Data.
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652. The plan was successful, sir.
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653. Well done.
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654. Mr. Worf.
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655. Coordinate your teams with Dr.
Crusher and Commander La Forge.
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656. Assess damage and injury.
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657. Aye, sir.
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658. Captain's log, stardate 45733.6.
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659. Temporary repairs to the ship
have been completed.
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660. Our attention now turns
to matters of a more festive nature.
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661. You'd think she'd at least get
to her own wedding on time.
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662. Minister. Minister.
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663. This is infamous. Infamous.
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664. We must leave immediately.
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665. Ah!
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666. Heavenly. Ha, ha, ha.
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667. Every pore in my body tingles
with contentment.
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668. Isn't it wonderful
how things worked out, Alexander?
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669. I wanted to teach you
how to grab the joys of living.
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670. And you turned around and, uh,
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671. and taught me to not let go of them.
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672. How very mutual.
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673. We still have to learn
how to live in the real world, Mother.
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674. All of us.
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675. She's absolutely right, Alexander.
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676. But only when necessary.
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677. You're just supposed to sit here?
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