1. Second officer's personal log,
stardate 44390.1.
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2. Record entry for transmission
to Commander Bruce Maddox,
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3. Cybernetics Division,
Daystrom Institute.
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4. Dear Commander Maddox,
in reference to your most recent letter,
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5. I agree that your study lacks
sufficient primary source information
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6. on my programming and operation.
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7. Therefore, in response
to your request,
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8. this correspondence will include
a complete record of my activities
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9. during a normal day,
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10. with particular emphasis
on my perceptions of friendship.
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11. Commander Riker,
you are 15 minutes early.
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12. Well, it's a very special day.
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13. I thought the father of the bride
would enjoy being relieved early
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14. - on the wedding day.
- Thank you, sir.
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15. - Nervous?
- I cannot become nervous, sir.
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16. However, I do sense
a certain anticipation
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17. regarding my role in the wedding.
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18. Anything to report?
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19. All systems are normal, sir.
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20. Sickbay reports that Lieutenant Juarez
went into labor at 0400 hours.
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21. We remain at station awaiting
the arrival of starship Zhukov,
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22. and guest quarters have been
prepared for Ambassador T'Pel.
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23. - Thank you. I have the Bridge.
- Aye, sir.
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24. Begin day watch.
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25. Initially, Commander Maddox,
I found it difficult
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26. to maintain friendships,
since human emotions
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27. are often puzzling to me.
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28. Eventually, I developed
a program enabling me
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29. to predict human emotional
responses to specific actions.
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30. Come in.
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31. It is time for the wedding rehearsal.
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32. I know.
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33. Data, I've decided
not to go through with it.
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34. You do not wish to rehearse?
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35. No, I'm calling off the wedding.
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36. May I ask why?
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37. It's just the right thing to do.
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38. Have your feelings
for Chief O'Brien changed?
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39. I'm supposed
to be getting married, Data.
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40. I should be happy, but I'm not.
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41. I just feel this weight
pressing down on me.
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42. Will canceling the wedding
make you happy?
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43. Yes.
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44. He'll probably be
just as relieved as I am.
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45. Data, you introduced us
to each other.
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46. You mean a lot to both of us.
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47. I would really appreciate it
if you would talk to Miles for me.
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48. If you wish.
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49. My friend Chief O'Brien
often says that above all else,
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50. he wants to make Keiko happy.
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51. Since canceling the wedding
will make her happy,
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52. I must conclude the chief
will be pleased at her decision.
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53. - I have good news.
- Oh?
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54. Keiko has made a decision
designed to increase her happiness.
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55. She has canceled the wedding.
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56. She what?
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57. Canceled the wedding? Today?
Without even a word?
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58. Of all the childish, selfish,
irresponsible things to do.
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59. Next time, maybe I should
deliver the good news.
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60. Commander Maddox,
it would appear that my program
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61. designed to predict
emotional responses
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62. needs... adjustment.
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63. Space, the final frontier.
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64. These are the voyages
of the starship Enterprise.
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65. Its continuing mission:
to explore strange new worlds,
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66. to seek out new life
and new civilizations,
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67. to boldly go where no one
has gone before.
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68. Second officer's personal log,
supplemental.
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69. This is the 1550th day since
the Enterprise was commissioned.
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70. Besides the arrival
of Ambassador T'Pel,
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71. other events occurring today
include four birthdays,
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72. two personnel transfers, a celebration
of the Hindu Festival of Lights,
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73. two chess tournaments,
one secondary school play,
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74. and four promotions.
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75. Overall, an ordinary day.
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76. The Zhukov is ready
for transport, sir.
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77. Energize.
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78. Welcome aboard the Enterprise,
ambassador.
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79. I would meet with your captain.
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80. Since I am not affected
by emotional considerations,
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81. I am closer to being Vulcan
than human.
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82. However, while their devotion to logic
does have a certain appeal,
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83. I find their stark philosophy
to be somewhat limited.
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84. Come.
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85. Ambassador T'Pel.
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86. I come to serve.
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87. Your service honors us.
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88. This is my first officer,
Commander William Riker.
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89. Leave us, please.
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90. Charming woman.
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91. The tone of Commander Riker's voice
makes me suspect
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92. that he is not serious about finding
Ambassador T'Pel charming.
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93. My experience suggests
that, in fact,
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94. he may mean the exact opposite
of what he says.
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95. Irony is a form of expression
I have not yet been able to master.
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96. You don't need a haircut.
You were just in here last week.
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97. Hey, if you'd done it right
the first time,
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98. I wouldn't need to be
back here so soon.
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99. Heh, heh, I know
you want to look beautiful,
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100. but I'm just a barber,
not a miracle worker.
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101. Just try to keep my ears
on straight today, all right?
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102. Friendly insults and jibes,
another form of human speech
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103. that I am attempting to master.
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104. In this case, with the help
of Commander Geordi La Forge.
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105. Hi, Data.
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106. I consider Geordi
to be my best friend.
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107. Here for a trim?
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108. My hair does not require trimming,
you lunkhead.
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109. What?
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110. - My hair does not require trimming—
- Lunkhead?
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111. I am experimenting
with friendly jibes and insults.
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112. It was not meant
as a serious disparagement.
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113. Well, just don't try it on the captain.
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114. No.
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115. Geordi, I am still confused
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116. by Chief O'Brien's reaction
this morning.
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117. Mm. Yeah.
He was just surprised, Data.
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118. He didn't mean to blow up like that.
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119. He knows that Keiko probably doesn't
wanna call off the marriage.
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120. She's just getting cold feet.
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121. Cold feet? Jitters.
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122. A nervous reaction to an impending
event of great importance.
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123. Right. Don't worry,
everything's gonna be fine.
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124. She'll change her mind again.
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125. - She will?
- Absolutely.
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126. So you believe that the marriage
will still proceed?
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127. Trust me, they're gonna get married,
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128. so you'd better find a gift.
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129. I find Lieutenant Worf to be
what is called a kindred spirit.
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130. We were both orphans rescued
by Starfleet officers.
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131. In many ways, we are both
still outsiders in human society.
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132. - Are you here to find a wedding gift?
- Yes.
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133. I would appreciate your help
in selecting an appropriate item.
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134. Of course. I have attended
human weddings before.
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135. Hold.
This is a traditional gift?
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136. Yes, my adoptive parents
often give these things
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137. at family weddings.
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138. A human custom.
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139. Hold.
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140. It is my understanding
that the item selected
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141. should reflect the personality
of whoever is giving it.
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142. This does not remind me of you.
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143. Have you ever been
an actual participant
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144. in a human wedding?
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145. No.
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146. You would not consider it
to be an honor?
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147. An honor, perhaps.
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148. But human bonding rituals
often involve
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149. a great deal of talking
and dancing and crying.
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150. Dancing?
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151. I am rarely in need
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152. of Dr. Beverly Crusher's
professional services,
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153. as my biomechanical maintenance
program is self-sufficient.
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154. But I often observe
as she practices medicine on others,
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155. and have learned a great deal
about human interaction from her.
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156. Doctor, may I ask a favor of you?
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157. Of course, Data.
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158. Would you teach me to dance?
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159. - What?
- I would like to learn how to dance.
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160. Why me?
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161. It was in your service record.
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162. Awarded first prize,
tap and jazz competition,
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163. - St. Louis Academy.
- Okay, okay.
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164. Have I said something
to upset you?
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165. It's just that
that was a long time ago.
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166. And I don't wanna be known
as the Dancing Doctor again.
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167. Then your answer is no.
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168. All right, but let's keep this
between you and me.
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169. Of course, doctor.
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170. Commander Data,
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171. please report to the Bridge.
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172. Acknowledged.
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173. Data, I want a tactical projection
of possible Romulan deployments
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174. along the Neutral Zone.
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175. Access all Federation records
on the subject
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176. and report to my Ready Room.
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177. Captain, is there a specific area
you wish me to study?
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178. No.
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179. Ambassador.
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180. Number One, set a course,
130, mark 246, warp 7.
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181. That will take us very close
to the Neutral Zone, captain.
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182. I'm aware of that,
Number One. Proceed.
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183. Lay in the course.
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184. It is fortunate that I am able
to perform my duties
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185. without emotional distractions.
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186. If that were not the case,
a sudden course correction
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187. toward the Neutral Zone
would make me very nervous.
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188. Mr. Data, based on your analysis,
what is the current Romulan strategy
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189. behind the deployment
of their ships in this sector?
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190. Their ships are deployed
to support a policy of confrontation
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191. designed to test Federation defenses
along the Neutral Zone.
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192. Do you predict any change
in the near future?
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193. I predict a 90 percent probability
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194. that they will continúe
to support that policy.
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195. And is there any indication
of a more conciliatory attitude
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196. on their part?
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197. No, sir.
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198. Caution is clearly called for, captain.
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199. However, the mission
must proceed as planned.
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200. Starfleet Command agrees with you.
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201. But I would feel better if you would
consent to an escort or a—
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202. Thank you, Mr. Data.
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203. Feline supplement... 74.
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204. Computer,
run fluidic sensor diagnostic.
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205. Diagnostic complete.
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206. All systems functioning
within normal parameters.
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207. Come in.
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208. Am I intruding, commander?
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209. No. Would you care to sit down?
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210. When one of my friends
is distraught,
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211. I have learned
that the thoughtful thing to do
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212. is to attempt
to make him feel more comfortable.
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213. May I offer you
some refreshment, chief?
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214. No, thank you, sir.
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215. First of all, I'd like to apologize
for this morning in Ten-Forward.
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216. There is no need to apologize.
I was not offended.
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217. Would you like a pillow?
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218. Or a more comfortable chair
to sit upon?
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219. No, sir.
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220. Thank you, sir.
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221. Perhaps you would like
some music.
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222. Brahms? "Aurelia"?
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223. No, really, sir, I'm fine.
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224. I came to ask for your help.
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225. It's about Keiko.
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226. I'd like you to talk to her,
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227. convince her to go through
with the wedding.
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228. Would Counselor Troi
not be a more appropriate choice
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229. to speak with Keiko?
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230. She already has. Didn't help.
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231. You've known her longer
than I have.
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232. I just thought
she might listen to you.
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233. She won't even talk to me.
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234. I do not know what to say to her.
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235. Well, just talk with her.
Make her see reason.
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236. She's going off half cocked,
not thinking this through.
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237. You've worked with her
for a long time.
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238. She respects your opinion.
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239. Perhaps...
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240. Perhaps she has not
fully analyzed her decision.
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241. I will try.
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242. Thank you, sir. I won't forget this.
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243. Commander Maddox,
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244. I noted that Keiko
was quite calm and rational
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245. when she informed me
of her decision this morning.
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246. Therefore, I can predict
that she will respond
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247. to an objective analysis
of the situation
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248. based on the available facts.
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249. It is fortunate that she has not
let emotional considerations
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250. cloud her judgment.
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251. It should make my task
much simpler.
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252. What?
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253. I believe you have made an incorrect
analysis of the facts at hand.
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254. What do you mean?
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255. You do not seem happy.
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256. Well...
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257. Your decision was based
on the assumption
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258. that canceling the wedding
would make you happy.
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259. - This has proven to be incorrect.
- Data, it's not that simple.
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260. Since your action did not produce
the desired result,
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261. the only advisable solution
would be to reexamine
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262. your decision-making process
and look for errors.
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263. I knew what I was doing.
It's my decision.
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264. That fact is not in dispute.
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265. However, you may have acted
with undue haste,
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266. and in doing so, unintentionally hurt
Chief O'Brien's feelings.
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267. I did what I had to.
Why are you doing this?
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268. I thought you were my friend.
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269. I am your friend.
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270. Then leave me alone.
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271. - If I have offended—
- Just leave me alone.
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272. It is clear that I need guidance
to resolve this situation.
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273. Counselor Troi's advice
should be useful.
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274. In many ways, Deanna Troi
is the friend I understand the least.
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275. Her life and her duties are predicated
on her understanding
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276. and perception of emotions.
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277. Since I have none,
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278. no doubt she finds me
as much a mystery as I find her.
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279. Chief O'Brien talks to me,
Keiko talks to you.
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280. Why do they not
talk to each other?
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281. That's a good question, Data.
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282. I wish I had a good answer for you.
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283. Perhaps when they're ready,
they will.
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284. Many aspects of this situation
are puzzling to me.
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285. I have been studying various texts
on the subject of marriage,
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286. but I have not found
a suitable guide.
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287. A suitable guide for what?
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288. In an effort to be helpful,
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289. I am attempting to calculate
the variables involved
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290. in a successful marriage.
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291. Good luck.
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292. There are many opinions.
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293. On Galvin V, a marriage
is considered successful
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294. only if children are produced
within a year of the marriage.
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295. Andorian marriages
require groups of four, unless—
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296. Data, would you like my advice
on how to help them?
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297. Don't.
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298. This is something they have to
work out for themselves.
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299. But I am their friend.
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300. Should I not stand with them
in a time of difficulty?
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301. There are many ways
to help a friend,
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302. and sometimes the best way
is to leave them alone.
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303. Do you believe it
to be the correct decision
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304. for them to marry?
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305. I don't know.
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306. They're very much in love,
but sometimes that isn't enough.
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307. Marriage is an agreement to share
who you are with someone else.
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308. To spend your lives together,
to grow old together.
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309. To grow old together?
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310. That is an integral component
of marriage?
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311. Usually. Why do you ask?
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312. Although I am an android,
I have not excluded the possibility
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313. that I, too, may someday marry.
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314. Data, I had no idea
you'd thought about getting married.
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315. I believe I have much
to offer a potential mate.
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316. However, we cannot grow old together
because... l will not grow old.
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317. Data,
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318. you do have a lot to offer.
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319. T'PEL
Commander Data,
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320. this is Ambassador T'Pel.
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321. Please report to my quarters.
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322. Acknowledged.
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323. Enter.
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324. You have priority three clearance
aboard the Enterprise?
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325. That is correct, ambassador.
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326. I require information on this ship's
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327. defense and navigational systems.
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328. Access code Kappa Alpha 4601704.
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329. The code is valid.
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330. What is the field strength
of this ship's deflector shields
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331. at maximum output?
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332. May I ask the purpose
of your request?
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333. I require this information.
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334. I have the same safeguards
as the ship's computer.
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335. Therefore, I must report any inquiry
regarding restricted information
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336. to the captain.
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337. Your reaction suggests
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338. to be informed of your inquiry.
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339. I was not interested
in the information.
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340. I was curious
as to your security safeguards.
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341. They appear to be adequate.
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342. Cancel the request. You may leave.
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343. Commander Maddox,
I have often wished for the sense
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344. that humans call intuition or instinct.
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345. Since Vulcans
are incapable of lying,
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346. I must accept the ambassador's
explanation as the truth.
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347. But I would still prefer a gut feeling
to backup this conclusion.
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348. Program Crusher 4 in progress.
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349. Hi, Data.
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350. Well, what do you think?
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351. It is are-creation of a studio
I had my first dance lesson in.
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352. It appears to be
quite suitable, doctor.
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353. Let's start with something simple.
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354. Stomp, hop. Try it.
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355. Again.
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356. Good.
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357. Good.
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358. Am I dancing, doctor?
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359. Not quite.
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360. Stop, Data.
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361. Now try this.
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362. Doctor, perhaps it would be beneficial
to teach me the final lesson.
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363. Okay.
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364. That's great.
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365. Watch.
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366. Good.
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367. Triples.
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368. Watch.
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369. Stop, Data.
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370. And you say you've never
done this before? Ahem.
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371. Try this.
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372. Stop, Data.
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373. Not bad.
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374. Yeah, not bad.
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375. Then I have successfully
learned to dance?
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376. I'd say you've picked up the basics.
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377. Thank you, doctor.
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378. I am now prepared
to dance at the wedding.
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379. Wedding?
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380. Keiko's wedding.
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381. Data, you never told me
this was for the wedding.
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382. - Is that important?
- Well, yes.
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383. They don't do a lot
of tap dancing at weddings.
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384. - Why?
- Well, Data, because...
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385. I don't really know why, Data.
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386. Look, why don't I just teach you
a style of dancing
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387. that they will do at the wedding?
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388. Computer, run "isn't It Romantic?"
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389. Now, compared to what
we've just done, this will be simple.
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390. Just look up and follow me.
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391. One, two, ready, and...
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392. No, Data, wait a minute. Ow!
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393. No, no, you're just moving to—
Move slowly.
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394. Ow! Ow! Stop music.
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395. Sorry, doctor.
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396. I don't understand, Data.
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397. You picked up the tap dancing
so quickly.
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398. I cannot reproduce your performance
if I cannot see your feet.
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399. Oh...
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400. All right. Well, let's try it again.
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401. And this time, watch my feet.
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402. Computer, start music.
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403. And...
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404. Now, don't just imitate me.
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405. You've got to lead.
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406. Lead where, doctor?
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407. Well, indicate to your partner
where you want her to step.
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408. And how is that accomplished?
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409. I'll show you. I'll lead.
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410. Now, you'll notice
that I don't just repeat
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411. the same pattern over and over.
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412. I improvise.
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413. Now you lead.
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414. That's good.
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415. Now look up, Data.
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416. Look into my eyes.
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417. You're holding me too tight.
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418. This is a very complex
set of variables to coordinate, doctor.
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419. You are doing fine.
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420. Now smile, act like
you're enjoying yourself.
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421. Dr. Crusher,
please report to Sickbay.
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422. Is it Lieutenant Juarez?
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423. Yes, doctor. Her contractions
are now one minute apart.
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424. I'm on my way.
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425. Why don't you program up
an artificial dance partner?
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426. And don't be afraid to experiment.
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427. I will. Thank you, doctor.
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428. Computer,
create dance partner, female.
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429. Begin music.
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430. Then just as the headsman swings
the ax, and the blade is about...
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431. Commander Riker's
easygoing manner
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432. and sense of humor
is fascinating to me.
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433. I believe it to be one reason
he is so popular among the crew.
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434. It may also be partly responsible
for his success in matters of love.
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435. There may be a correlation
between humor and sex.
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436. The need for more research
is clearly indicated.
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437. Commander.
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438. Picard, to the Bridge. All stop.
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439. Aye, sir.
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440. Sir, we have reached
the designated coordinates.
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441. Hold this position.
Long-range scan.
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442. Captain, I am detecting a ship
in the Neutral Zone.
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443. Configuration, Romulan warbird.
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444. Yellow alert.
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445. Hail the warbird, Mr. Worf.
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446. Aye, sir.
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447. They are responding. Text only.
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448. We are to proceed
to the agreed coordinates.
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449. Set course, 037,
mark 005, warp 4.
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450. Take us into
the Neutral Zone, ensign.
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451. Captain, the warbird
is holding position.
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452. In three minutes,
we will be within phaser range.
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453. Red alert.
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454. I trust my crew, ambassador.
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455. They will take no provocative action
unless I order them.
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456. Hold position on these coordinates.
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457. Slow to half impulse.
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458. Open a channel.
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459. Open.
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460. T'PEL:
I am Ambassador T'Pel.
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461. I am Admiral Mendak.
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462. There is no established protocol
for a meeting of this nature.
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463. The logical course is that
I transport aboard your ship
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464. and begin the negotiations.
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465. Yes.
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466. Captain,
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467. I note your defensive systems
have been activated.
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468. - As have yours.
- It was not meant as an accusation.
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469. Indeed, I salute
your show of strength.
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470. Ambassador, we are honored
by your presence.
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471. You may transport aboard
at your convenience.
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472. The honor is mine.
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473. Have your Transporter Room
stand by.
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474. I will beam aboard their ship
with no further delay.
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475. Ambassador, I urge you
once more to reconsider.
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476. The Enterprise can accommodate
a Romulan delegation
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477. without sacrificing our security or—
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478. Captain Picard,
I find your argument illogical.
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479. Please carry out my instructions.
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480. Picard to Chief O'Brien.
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481. O'BRIEN
O'Brien here.
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482. Prepare to transport Ambassador
T'Pel to the Romulan vessel.
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483. Aye, sir.
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484. Now, Mr. Worf, maintain a lock
on her signal once she's aboard.
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485. First sign of trouble,
I want to be able to bring her back.
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486. Understood.
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487. Transporter activated.
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488. - Captain—
O'BRIEN: Transporter emergency.
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489. I'm losing her signal.
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490. Boosting power to autosequencers.
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491. Engaging computer override.
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492. O'Brien, what happened
down there?
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493. I'm losing the pattern.
Trying to reestablish.
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494. I'm sorry, sir. I wasn't able
to retrieve the signal.
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495. The ambassador's dead.
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496. Second officer's personal log,
supplemental.
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497. The risks aboard a starship
are accepted by all who serve,
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498. but I have never failed to observe
a deep emotional response
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499. to the loss of a comrade.
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500. It is at times like this
that I greatly miss the ability
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501. to share human feelings.
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502. The signal lock
wasn't broken, sir.
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503. I had just entered
the transfer sequence
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504. when the ambassador's pattern
began to break up.
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505. I tried to switch
to emergency manual control,
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506. but the pattern deteriorated
too quickly, and...
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507. Captain, there is no prior record
of this type of accident
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508. occurring aboard a starship.
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509. Backup systems
and safeguards are designed
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510. to prevent just such an occurrence.
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511. I can't find any system flaws
in the unit, captain.
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512. The engineering status reports
were all normal.
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513. None of the backups were activated,
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514. and the autosequencers
were all functioning normally.
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515. Any prior malfunctions
on this transporter unit?
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516. No, sir. In fact, we replaced
the transition coil only last week.
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517. Could there have been some sort
of interference from the Romulans?
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518. Nothing that I could see.
Their shields were down,
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519. there was no power interruption,
no subspace bias.
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520. I want this unit pulled
and its systems checked again,
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521. and I want a level one diagnostic
on all transporters.
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522. Yes, sir.
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523. Her molecular structure dissipated
instantly once the pattern was lost.
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524. There was some organic
compound left on the pad,
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525. but there wasn't enough material
to do an autopsy.
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526. To die...
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527. on a transporter,
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528. hardly a fitting end
for one of the Federation's
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529. most honored diplomats.
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530. Bridge to Captain Picard.
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531. Admiral Mendak is hailing.
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532. He wishes to speak with you.
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533. We're still waiting, captain.
Is there a problem?
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534. There's been an accident.
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535. Ambassador T'Pel has been killed
in a transporter malfunction.
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536. What kind of malfunction?
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537. We are still investigating that.
As soon as—
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538. I should have known the Federation
wasn't serious about this conference.
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539. Admiral, I assure you, the Federation
places the highest priority
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540. on this mission and its goal.
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541. Well played, captain. Well played.
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542. Starfleet opposes normalization of
relations with the Romulan Empire,
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543. and so you are ordered
to create an accident.
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544. You're mistaken.
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545. I am ready and willing
to discuss the establishment
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546. of full diplomatic relations
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547. under the same terms
as Ambassador T'Pel.
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548. A generous offer, since you know
that we were willing to negotiate
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549. only With T'Pel.
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550. I salute you again, captain.
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551. It was a maneuver
worthy of a Romulan.
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552. I suggest we both leave
the Neutral Zone
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553. before there is another accident.
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554. Set course for Federation
territory, warp 2.
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555. Engage.
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556. Mr. Data, I want you to take charge
of this investigation.
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557. Study computer logs,
sensor information, everything.
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558. I refuse to believe
that this was a simple malfunction.
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559. Aye, sir.
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560. Captain Picard was the person
who first interested me
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561. in the works
of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
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562. I have subsequently
become a great admirer
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563. of the fictional detective
Sherlock Holmes
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564. and his ability to solve mysteries
by careful examination
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565. of the available evidence.
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566. I have found Holmes' methodology
of deductive reasoning
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567. to be quite useful.
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568. One of his adages is that once
you have eliminated the impossible,
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569. whatever remains,
however improbable,
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570. must be the truth.
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571. I'm sorry, I don't have time to give you
another lesson right now, Data.
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572. That is not my purpose.
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573. I would like to examine
the remains of Ambassador T'Pel
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574. left on the transporter pad.
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575. I'm working on the report right now.
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576. Have you compared
the genetic code
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577. with the ambassador's
last recorded transporter ID traces?
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578. No, that's not
standard procedure. Why?
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579. I could be chasing
an untamed ornithoid without cause.
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580. A wild-goose chase?
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581. All right.
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582. Computer, access
the transporter ID trace
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583. for Ambassador T'Pel.
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584. All right.
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585. There's the genetic record
of the ambassador
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586. when she beamed
aboard the Enterprise.
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587. Now, the breakdown
of the organic material
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588. found on the transporter pad
should be identical.
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589. Mitochondrial structure
fits the general parameters.
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590. No change in the nucleotide bases.
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591. Hm. There's a slight discrepancy
in the base-pair sequence.
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592. Chemically, these are identical.
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593. However, the organic sample
from the transporter
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594. is showing numerous single-bit
errors, like replicated material.
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595. Can you postulate an explanation
for the discrepancy?
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596. I'd say the DNA was either mutated
by the transporter
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597. during the
re-materialization process—
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598. A supposition not supported
by the transporter records.
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599. —Or these aren't the remains
of the ambassador.
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600. The only abnormality
found during my investigation
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601. was a temporary increase
in the matter-to-energy signal ratio.
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602. Due to the circumstances,
I decided to investigate the possibility
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603. that a second transporter signal
had caused the fluctuation.
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604. Although this is highly improbable,
it was the only remaining theory.
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605. A second transporter signal
from where?
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606. From the Devoras.
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607. Romulan transporters operate
on a similar subspace frequency
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608. to our own.
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609. With only minor adjustments,
they can be made
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610. to simulate
our own transporter carrier wave.
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611. Are you saying they beamed
the ambassador off our own pad?
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612. While, simultaneously, a small amount
of genetically similar material
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613. was left in the ambassador's place.
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614. To make us believe that she had died
as a result of the malfunction.
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615. Yes, sir.
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616. Mr. Worf,
where is the Devoras now?
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617. The ship is still in the Neutral Zone,
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618. on course 079, mark 125.
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619. Speed, warp 2.
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620. Heading for home.
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621. The safest and most logical
decision in this situation
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622. is to contact Starfleet
and await further instructions.
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623. However, based on past experience,
I project only a 17 percent chance
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624. Captain Picard will choose
that alternative.
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625. Red alert.
All hands stand to battle stations.
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626. Lay in an intercept course
to the Romulan ship.
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627. Shields up. Load all torpedo bays.
Stand by phasers.
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628. Warp factor 8. Engage.
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629. Open a channel to the Devoras.
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630. Aye, sir.
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631. No response.
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632. The Devoras is dropping
out of warp, sir.
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633. Their weapon systems
are powering up.
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634. - Go to impulse power.
- Aye, sir.
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635. Message coming in, sir.
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636. On-screen.
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637. Captain, you agreed to leave
the Neutral Zone without—
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638. Admiral Mendak, you have taken
our ambassador captive.
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639. I can assure you there is no one
being held captive aboard this ship.
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640. We know about
the transporter malfunction,
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641. and that you are holding
Ambassador T'Pel.
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642. Captain, Romulan warbird
decloaking to starboard.
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643. I suggest you leave. Now.
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644. Admiral, it is my responsibility
to protect the lives
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645. of Federation citizens.
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646. I will not permit
this abduction to succeed.
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647. Captain, you're not going
to start an incident—
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648. Admiral Mendak, I will take
whatever action is necessary
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649. to obtain the return
of the ambassador.
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650. In the game of poker,
there is a moment
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651. when a player must decide
if an opponent is being deceptive
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652. or actually holds a winning hand.
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653. This decision is based
not only on the odds,
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654. but also on an appraisal of the man.
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655. Is he bluffing,
or does he have the cards?
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656. Fortunately, captain,
I am not ready to start a war today.
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657. T'Pel.
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658. Subcommander Selok, actually.
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659. A SPY-
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660. A patriot, captain.
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661. She has performed her service
to the empire with distinction.
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662. Thank you for your help, captain.
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663. You see now
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664. that we are not holding
one of your citizens,
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665. and we thank you for returning
our sister to us.
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666. But my patience has limits.
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667. The game is over.
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668. I expect you
to leave peacefully now.
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669. Captain, long-range sensors
detect three Romulan warbirds
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670. entering this sector.
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671. Some days you get the bear,
and some days the bear gets you.
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672. Reverse course.
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673. Take us back into Federation territory,
warp 6. Engage.
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674. Keiko, I need your help.
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675. I have offended you and need
to find a way to rectify my mistake.
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676. I am not sure what to do.
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677. You haven't offended me.
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678. I should not have interfered.
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679. It would be best if I apologize.
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680. It would be best if you got dressed.
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681. For the wedding. Oh!
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682. But...
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683. Come here.
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684. I have the most beautiful carnation
for the father of the bride.
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685. No, don't be nervous.
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686. I am not nervous.
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687. I am confused.
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688. Since the days
of the first wooden sailing ships,
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689. all captains have enjoyed
the happy privilege
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690. of joining together two people
in the bonds of matrimony.
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691. And so it is my honor
to unite you, Keiko Ishikawa,
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692. and you, Miles Edward O'Brien,
together in matrimony...
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693. There are still many human emotions
I do not fully comprehend.
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694. Anger, hatred, revenge.
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695. But I am not mystified
by the desire to be loved.
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696. Or the need for friendship.
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697. These are things I do understand.
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698. Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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699. Congratulations.
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700. - I was looking for Dr. Crusher.
- Shh.
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701. The Juarez child.
Mm-hm.
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702. A boy.
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703. At the same time
we were facing destruction,
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704. this small miracle was taking place.
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705. Welcome aboard.
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706. All systems normal, sir.
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707. We are on course for Adelphus IV.
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708. Engineering is realigning
the main deflector dish.
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709. Sickbay reports Lieutenant Umbato
broke two ribs
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710. during a holodeck exercise,
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711. and sensors continue to gather
long-range information
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712. on the Murasaki quasar.
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713. Very well. I have the Bridge.
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714. Aye, sir.
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715. If being human is not simply a matter
of being born flesh and blood,
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716. if it is instead a way of thinking,
acting and feeling,
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717. then I am hopeful that one day,
I will discover my own humanity.
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718. Begin night watch.
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719. Until then, Commander Maddox,
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720. I will continue learning,
changing, growing,
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721. and trying to become
more than what I am.
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