1. I don't want any trouble here,
Barclay.
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Why would there be trouble?
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trouble follows.
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5. - Is that a fact?
- It is and you'll observe it.
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7. Look, pal,
why don't you do me a favor?
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and your "holier than thou" attitude
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a pretty mannequin in a fancy uniform.
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and talk to me himself.
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19. Lieutenant Barclay,
report to Cargo Bay 5 now.
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21. Be right there.
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22. Save program.
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23. I just don't know what to do with him.
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his best effort, just slides by.
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I can't deal with it anymore.
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make it through the Academy?
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to the captain about Broccoli.
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28. That's what Wesley calls him.
Keep that to yourself.
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29. - Well, it fits.
Commander.
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30. A broken seal.
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31. Well, you better destroy it.
Those samples will be tainted.
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33. Is it a problem for you
to report to duty on time, lieutenant?
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a very important communiqué
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my immediate response.
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40. Now, we're having an intermittent
problem with this anti-grav unit.
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41. I want you to see what you can do.
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42. Mr. Barclay, I'm tired of seeing
your name on report.
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43. I don't know your last posting,
but this is the Enterprise.
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46. Understood, sir.
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of the starship Enterprise.
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to explore strange new worlds,
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and new civilizations,
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has gone before.
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of special tissue samples,
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for shipment to Nahmi IV.
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of Correllium fever on that world.
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58. - Looks normal to me.
Mm-hm.
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62. La Forge to Engineering,
I'll need more people in Cargo Bay 5,
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La Forge out.
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64. Well, we could use a hand,
Mr. Barclay.
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65. Uh, I'll disassemble it later,
commander.
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66. It shouldn't do that.
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of course it shouldn't do that. Uh—
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to seeing an unsatisfactory rating
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71. I guess the question is whether
Mr. Barclay is Enterprise material.
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for his transfer,
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with anybody.
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he makes everybody nervous.
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I guess it's caught on.
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shall we?
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competently in Starfleet for years.
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were satisfactory.
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before his transfer.
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I wonder if Captain Gleason
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a diagnostic engineer.
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psychological profile.
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89. He has a history
of seclusive tendencies.
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more than once.
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92. He has made the same commitment
to Starfleet that we all have.
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93. It's easy to transfer a problem
to someone else.
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94. Too easy.
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95. Captain, it's not like I haven't tried.
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96. Try harder, Geordi.
He's a member of your team.
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97. Try to find some way to help him
to make a positive contribution,
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100. With all due respect, sir,
my best friend?
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101. I can barely tolerate being
in the same room with the man.
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102. Then I suggest you put your personal
discomfort on one side, commander.
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103. Dismissed.
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104. Yes, sir.
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107. Oh, uh, it's— Uh—
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108. I, uh, still haven't traced down
the problem, commander.
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109. It's all right, there's no problem.
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110. I've, uh, been planning
to run diagnostics
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112. Smart plan.
I'd say we're in good hands here.
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113. Uh, I'll see you get
a preliminary report.
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114. - Whenever.
- Before the end of the day.
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115. Fine. Fine.
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116. Oh.
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on the mission briefing
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in the morning?
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119. The briefing? Me?
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120. I'd like your input.
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121. What on? I mean,
do you want me to prepare a—?
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122. No, no, just be there.
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123. Eight hundred hours.
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125. Good.
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126. Good. Carry on.
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127. Morning. Start your brains, gentlemen,
and let's do it.
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Lieutenant Barclay?
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131. Okay.
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132. This trip to Nahmi IV
is pretty routine,
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133. so we'll have plenty of time
to realign the magnetic capacitors
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134. of both the matter
and antimatter injectors.
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135. Duffy, Costa,
that will be your assignment.
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136. We ought to do
the flow regulator maintenance
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138. That's a good idea.
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139. Ensign Crusher will be putting
in some hours with us this week
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141. So I'll be assigning him to assist you,
Mr. Myers.
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142. Be sure and teach him the difference
between impulse and warp drive.
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143. Barclay has been working
on the mystery
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we had yesterday.
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145. Your preliminary report had a couple
of interesting theories, Reg.
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146. Why don't you bring us all up
to speed on your findings so far?
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147. Yes.
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149. Everything checked out.
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150. I'm going to look for a surge
in the transfer coils.
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151. Oh, a coil surge wouldn't have resulted
in field dissipation.
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152. I— I realize that.
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153. But we shouldn't ignore
the possibilities, Wes.
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the flow capacitor.
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155. A breakdown of that could have caused
a chain collapse of the anti-grav field.
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158. Okay, then, let's, uh, take a look
at that realignment procedure.
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161. What do you wish you had said?
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162. I should have told him
to mind his own damn business.
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164. but I didn't need to hear about it
from some 17-year-old kid.
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much too upset.
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167. Why are you so hard on yourself?
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168. You don't know.
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170. I understand.
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171. But let go of it. You're here now.
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175. I'd like that.
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177. Hmm, that's nice.
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178. But I'm in the mood for someplace
a little more unusual.
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179. Computer, run Barclay program 15.
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180. I am the goddess of empathy.
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181. Cast off your inhibitions
and embrace love, truth, joy.
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182. But that's the point of the briefing,
to discuss different approaches.
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183. It's not that you did anything wrong,
Wes, it's just that Barclay's—
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184. - Well, he's my new project.
Yeah.
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185. Broccoli's a real project, all right.
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186. I just need to draw him out
some more.
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187. And I shut him down.
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188. Poor Broccoli.
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but why is Lieutenant Barclay
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190. being referred to clandestinely
as a vegetable?
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191. It's a joke, Data.
You know, a nickname?
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a diminutive shared between friends.
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199. The structure of the glass
has been altered at the atomic level.
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as well as the glass.
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was a synthehol replication
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what Lieutenant Duffy ordered.
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any residual radiation
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that would have caused this.
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is that the glass came into contact
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211. Ugh. That means
a complete diagnostic check
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All 4,000 of them.
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for the job.
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of this cup from Ten-Forward
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the power systems
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that caused this.
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- Yes.
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the anti-grav unit failure.
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disparate incidents could be related.
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this minor,
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of a more serious problem.
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231. Do you think we'll need
to put in to a starbase?
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232. We'll have a better idea after Barclay
runs a check on the systems.
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who first suggested a link
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available power during the mission?
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some systems.
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a few at a time.
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Mr. Broccoli.
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of pronunciation errors, sir.
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"bark" to "broc"...
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- Ha, ha. Figures.
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You should try it.
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255. I don't know.
I'm just trying to figure the man out.
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256. - Do you ever talk to him?
- He doesn't talk much.
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- Not that I've seen.
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259. Well, I just serve him warm milk
and let him be.
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260. Yeah, well, I'm not so lucky.
I can't let him be.
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265. I know.
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he's in the wrong line of work.
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267. Hmm. You, uh, engineering types
don't appreciate imagination?
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271. - Terkim.
- What?
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my mother's brother.
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to stay away from him.
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- Are you kidding?
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who had a sense of humor.
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long enough to realize it but me.
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of him and I probably do.
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Guinan.
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Nobody wants to be around this guy.
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around me,
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where is Lieutenant Barclay?
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293. Manners, my son, manners.
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before our guest.
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295. Master Barclay will spank you
if you misbehave.
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299. The boys got into another little scrap,
I'm afraid, but boys will be boys.
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our assault forever, Barclay.
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301. You are outnumbered, Mr. Barclay.
Say you will yield and it ends here.
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to fight like this?
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304. Self-taught, my capitán.
Shall I give you a few lessons?
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305. Who is that? One of your allies?
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306. Oh, Jean-Luc, not that old trick.
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- Wait a minute.
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the whole ship knows,
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on the holodeck too, you know.
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is your own business,
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with your work.
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about this?
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appreciate your imagination like I do.
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recreating people you already know.
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had been getting on my back.
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what I wanted to tell you to your face,
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that's kind of therapeutic.
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to Counselor Troi about it.
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I'm just more comfortable.
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this has been for me, commander.
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of forgetting somebody's name,
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with your hands.
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who writes down
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when there's a party.
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he winds up alone, in the corner,
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examining a potted plant.
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doesn't it?
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O'Brien to La Forge.
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commander.
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to Counselor Troi.
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349. - No, no, no, no, no. I couldn't.
- I mean it.
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and as your commanding officer.
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the phase transition coils.
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I haven't done a hundred times before.
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of pure duranium.
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- Well, watch this.
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stardate 43808.2.
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of Transporter Room 3
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of a cause
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the Enterprise.
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- We don't know, sir.
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Transporter Room 3 is affected.
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are malfunctioning.
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by then.
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366. I want a level-one diagnostic,
across the board.
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on the Bridge immediately.
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sir?
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369. - I've got him working on something.
- Fourteen hundred hours.
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on the transporter until further notice.
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to make you more comfortable?
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a counselor intimidating at first.
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toward me.
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390. It's okay.
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391. - Close your eyes.
- What are you gonna do?
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in through your nose
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just as slowly.
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Thank you for your time.
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- Really. That's very helpful.
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out through the mouth.
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and I'll let you know.
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Oh.
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from one of your officers today.
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for him?
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408. To be honest,
I'm not sure what happened.
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It's past 1400 hours.
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report to the Bridge.
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locate Lieutenant Barclay.
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413. Lieutenant Barclay is in Holodeck 2.
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414. - I'll get him.
No. I'll handle this.
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been running some unique programs.
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Hear, hear!
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421. I hope she was worth the effort.
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422. Like I said, commander, Barclay's
been running some unusual programs.
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423. This is a violation of protocol.
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424. Crew members should not
be simulated in the holodeck.
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425. Commander, I don't think
there's any regulation against—
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426. Well, there ought to be.
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427. Computer,
discontinue program and erase.
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428. - Computer, belay that order.
- Counselor?
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429. If Barclay is having difficulty
facing reality,
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430. to suddenly destroy his only means
of escape would be brutal
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431. and could do considerable damage.
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432. They are quite disagreeable,
aren't they?
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433. Hmm.
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434. Shall we have at them?
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435. Delighted.
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436. We shall thrash them.
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437. On guard.
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438. Stop it. Put that down.
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439. Your sword, sir.
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440. I don't have a sword.
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441. How do you expect to fight
without your sword, sir?
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442. I don't expect to fight.
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443. Ha!
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444. Do I detect a streak of yellow
along the good fellow's back?
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445. Perhaps we should supply
a more appropriate adversary for him.
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446. Indeed.
- Number One.
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447. Number One!
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448. Here I come.
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449. Am I late? Did I miss the fight?
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450. On guard!
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451. You, sir.
You have a familiar bearing.
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452. Is it possible our swords
have crossed somewhere before?
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453. Where is he? Where's Barclay?
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454. Aha. A personal grudge.
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455. I warn you, it would be wise for you
to put your affairs in final order
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456. before you meet him in combat.
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457. You challenge the greatest sword—
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458. In all the holodeck.
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459. You think this is funny?
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460. You are very tall.
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461. It might be threatening
to some people.
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462. Mr. Barclay will find out
what it means to be threatened.
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463. Computer, discontinue image
of Riker.
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464. Sir.
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465. You have no sense of fair play.
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466. Just tell us where to find Barclay.
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467. You want us to search
through all this to find him?
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468. It could provide us with valuable
information about what's troubling him.
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469. You know, there's nothing wrong
with a healthy fantasy life
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470. - as long as you don't let it take over.
- You call this healthy?
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471. You're taking it so seriously.
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472. It's not without its element of humor.
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473. I am the goddess of empathy.
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474. Cast off your inhibitions
and embrace love, truth, joy.
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475. Oh, my God.
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476. Discard your facades
and reveal your true being to me.
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477. - Computer, discontinue—
- Computer, belay that order.
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478. We wanna get insight into what's been
troubling this poor man, remember?
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479. Quite a healthy fantasy life,
wouldn't you say?
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480. Mm.
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481. Report.
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482. Sir, our velocity increased
to warp 7.25.
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483. Compensating, sir.
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484. Confirmed. Velocity now warp 7.
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485. Maintain that.
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486. What the hell happened?
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487. The matter-antimatter injectors locked
for a split second.
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488. I am not certain why, sir.
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489. They appear to be working normally
now.
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490. - Picard to La Forge.
Go ahead, captain.
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491. Commander, any explanation
for this injector problem?
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492. Well, urn, I'm not in Engineering, sir,
I'm in Holodeck 2.
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493. Another malfunction?
- Not exactly.
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494. But I'll return
to Engineering immediately, sir.
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495. Yes, I should say that you should,
commander.
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496. Your holodeck activities can wait
until later.
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497. - And, commander.
Yes, sir?
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498. It would be wise
to consult Lieutenant Barclay
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499. - on this latest incident.
- I'd like to very much, captain.
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500. La Forge out.
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501. We need to find Barclay now.
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502. Cast aside your masks
and let me slip into your minds.
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503. Muzzle it.
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504. Shh.
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505. We have a lot to talk about,
Mr. Barclay.
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506. Commander, Barclay and I had better
get to Engineering.
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507. Dismissed.
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508. I just couldn't keep my eyes open.
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509. I'd worked 12 hours on
the power systems
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510. and then the transporter went down.
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511. Reg, you had a chance to get some
help from the real Counselor Troi,
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512. but instead, you went back in there.
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513. I know. I didn't want to,
I just couldn't help myself.
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514. You're gonna be able
to write the book on holodiction.
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515. Look, I know how easy it is
to get caught up in it.
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516. - I fell in love in there once.
- Really?
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517. But I knew what it was time
to turn it off and say goodbye.
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518. It wasn't easy, but I did it.
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519. You know, people that I create in there
are more real to me
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520. than anyone I meet out here.
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521. Except, maybe you, commander.
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522. I need you out here, Reg.
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523. Now more than ever, huh?
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524. The injectors aren't responding
to the diagnostic commands.
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525. I think we should drop out of warp.
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526. - La Forge to Bridge.
- Go ahead, commander.
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527. Recommend we go
to impulse power, captain.
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528. Take us out of warp.
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529. Controls are not responding, sir.
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530. - It's the injectors.
- Override.
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531. It's not a computer problem.
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532. The mechanism is physically jammed.
I can't clear it.
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533. Speed increasing, sir.
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534. Warp 7.6, 7.65.
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535. Warp 7.7.
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536. We can't shut it down, captain.
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537. Antimatter flow is increasing.
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538. She's accelerating out of control.
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539. There is nothing I can do.
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540. Approaching warp 9, sir.
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541. Red alert.
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542. Estimated time to structural failure?
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543. At this rate of acceleration,
15 minutes, 40 seconds, sir.
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544. Did you copy that, Geordi?
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545. Aye, commander.
- Recommendations?
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546. I'll let you know as soon
as we have some. La Forge out.
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547. Okay, this ship is gonna start tearing
itself apart in 15 minutes.
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548. I want every idea on the table,
I don't care how outrageous.
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549. What about attempting a magnetic
quench on the fusion pre-burners?
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550. I already tried that.
The magnetic fields won't reset.
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551. Could the fuel inlet servos
be caught in cycle?
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552. If they were, the swirl dampers
would be frozen and they aren't.
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553. Nothing showed up
in the diagnostic sweep at all?
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554. The tests show there were prob—
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555. I mean, there were no problems
with the flow of the—
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556. There's nothing wrong
with the control protocols
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557. or the power transfer systems.
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558. As far as we can determine, the
injectors are just physically jammed.
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559. Injectors freeze, anti-grav unit
goes down, transporter malfunctions.
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560. And a twisted glass.
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561. What's the connection?
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562. Exceeding warp 9.4.
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563. Begin evacuation of secondary hull.
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564. Prepare for emergency
saucer separation.
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565. Standing by
to release docking clamps.
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566. Reroute system
to primary hull power sources.
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567. The plasma flow to the nacelles
is uneven due to injector lock.
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568. An emergency saucer separation
could rupture the warp field.
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569. Twelve minutes
to structural failure, sir.
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570. None of the systems involved
interact directly.
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571. I don't see anything in common.
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572. What if one of us is the connection?
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573. Us? How?
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574. I don't know.
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575. But we're looking for a systemic
explanation and there isn't one.
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576. And we work with all of the systems
that are affected.
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577. What if we're transmitting
something ourselves,
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578. by touching it or something?
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579. The computer would have picked up
anything dangerous.
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580. But if it was something
that we couldn't scan,
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581. you might have passed it on,
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582. to the injectors when you were
realigning the magnetic capacitors.
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583. It was your glass, Duffy.
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584. Both of you were present in the
cargo bay when the anti-grav failed.
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585. So was O'Brien.
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586. The transporter malfunction.
That's a connection too.
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587. Danger. Approaching safety limits
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588. of engine containment field.
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589. Computer,
list all physical substances
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590. that wouldn't normally be picked up
by an internal scan.
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591. There are 15,525 known substances
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592. that cannot be detected
by standard scans.
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593. Great. And how many of those
can exist in an oxygen atmosphere?
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594. Five hundred thirty-two.
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595. And could alter molecular structure
when it comes in contact with glass?
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596. Five.
- On-screen at this station.
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597. Duffy.
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598. Jakmanite has a half-life
of 15 seconds.
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599. - Wouldn't be enough time to spread it.
- Right.
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600. Selgninaem and Lucrovexitrin
are highly toxic.
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601. Yeah, we'd all be dead by now.
That leaves Saltzgadum and invidium.
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602. Neither of which has been used
for decades.
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603. Well, could either one of them
cause all these malfunctions?
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604. Most of the affected systems
weren't invented
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605. when those substances were in use.
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606. Who knows what could happen with
a transporter or a magnetic capacitor?
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607. Wait a minute. Wasn't invidium used
in medical containment fields?
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608. Not for over a century.
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609. The Mikulaks might still be using it.
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610. And one of those canisters
was broken.
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611. La Forge to Bridge.
We have a working theory, captain.
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612. There's a good possibility
we picked up some invidium
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613. from a canister in the cargo bay
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614. and have been spreading it
around the ship.
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615. Working theories are fine, Geordi,
but we need a working solution
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616. in about five minutes.
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617. Understood, commander. We're on our
way to Cargo Bay 5 for confirmation.
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618. Nothing on the tricorder.
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619. Danger.
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620. Exceeding safety limits
of engine containment field.
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621. At current acceleration,
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622. structural failure will occur
in three minutes, 30 seconds.
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623. If it's in there, it should show up
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624. on one of the polarity channels.
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625. There it is.
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626. Duffy and O'Brien
picked up the broken canister
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627. and became contaminated.
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628. If we can get it, the invidium,
down to minus 200 degrees Celsius,
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629. it'll become inert.
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630. La Forge to Bridge.
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631. Invidium has been confirmed.
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632. Recommend we flood
the injector pathway conduit
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633. with gaseous cryonitrium.
That ought to neutralize it.
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634. The question is,
will the injectors come back online?
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635. They sustained
considerable damage, captain.
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636. I can't guarantee
that we'll be able to regain control.
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637. - We don't have much choice, do we?
No, sir.
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638. Make it so.
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639. Route primary coupling
through starboard transfer conduit.
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640. Routing.
Ready for engine core injection.
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641. At current acceleration,
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642. structural failure will occur
in 45 seconds.
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643. Injector conduit temperature
minus 100 degrees Celsius.
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644. - Transfer injector control to manual.
Ready, sir.
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645. Temperature now
minus 190 degrees,
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646. minus 200 degrees, sir.
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647. - Injector status?
- Matter injector is online.
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648. Antimatter injector still locked.
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649. At current acceleration,
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650. structural failure will occur
in 30 seconds.
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651. Cycle power through ventral relay.
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652. Antimatter injector online.
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653. Reducing flow capacity.
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654. Commencing warp engine shutdown,
sir.
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655. - Stand down from red alert.
- Nice work, Geordi.
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656. - Mr. Barclay and I thank you, sir.
Acknowledged.
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657. The ship has been seriously
contaminated with invidium, sir.
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658. Recommend we set a course
for Starbase 121
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659. for a complete systems
and bio-decontamination.
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660. Understood. Picard out.
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661. Glad you were with us out here
in the real world today, Mr. Barclay.
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662. It has been most difficult
to reach this decision to leave you.
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663. But after thinking about it
and discussing it at length
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664. with Counselor Troi,
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665. I think it's for the best.
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666. I just wanted to thank you all
for your support.
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667. You'll always be welcome here, Reg.
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668. I know.
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669. That's why it's so difficult to leave.
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670. It was a pleasure to serve with you,
Mr. Barclay.
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671. Good luck, Reg.
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672. It's been fun.
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673. Computer,
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674. end program.
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675. Erase all programs filed
under Reginald Barclay.
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676. Except program 9.
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