Star Trek: The Next Generation 3x2

1. Captain, doctor, I am honored by your presence,

2. but may I suggest you attend the second concert?

3. Why, Data?

4. Ensign Ortiz will perform the violin part.

5. - My rendition will be less enjoyable. - Oh?

6. Although I am technically proficient,

7. according to my fellow performers, I lack soul.

8. Data, telling us why you're going to fail before you make the attempt

9. is never wise.

10. But is not honesty always the preferred choice?

11. Excessive honesty can be disastrous, particularly in a commander.

12. Indeed?

13. Knowing your own limitations is one thing,

14. advertising them to a crew can damage your credibility as a leader.

15. Because you will lose their confidence.

16. And you may begin to believe in those limitations yourself.

17. Captain, we're receiving a message

18. from the Sheliak Corporate.

19. Origin point of the message confirmed, sir.

20. It is from the Sheliak star system.

21. The Sheliak have not attempted to communicate with the Federation

22. for 111 years. Why are they doing it now?

23. On-screen.

24. Federation creatures,

25. there are humans on the fifth planet of Tau Cygna.

26. This planet was ceded to the Corporate in section 133,

27. paragraph 77 of the Treaty of Armens.

28. We will begin settlement of this world in four days.

29. - Remove the humans. - What the devil—?

30. Federation creatures, there are humans

31. - on the fifth planet of Tau Cygna. - Cancel message.

32. Tau Cygna V is in the de Laure belt.

33. Heavy concentrations of hyperonic radiation.

34. Humans can't survive in that environment.

35. Exposure to hyperonic radiation is fatal.

36. Then the Sheliak are asking us to chase ghosts.

37. No, Number One.

38. The Sheliak haven't broken a century of silence

39. to send us after phantoms.

40. An investigation is in order.

41. Set course for Tau Cygna V.

42. Space, the final frontier.

43. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.

44. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds,

45. to seek out new life and new civilizations,

46. to boldly go where no one has gone before.

47. Captain, human life form readings from the planet.

48. - So the Sheliak weren't hallucinating. - Numbers.

49. Impossible to get an accurate reading.

50. High levels of radiation are disrupting our sensors.

51. Hyperonic radiation also interferes with ship's transporters.

52. They are now inoperable.

53. So are the ship's phasers.

54. How can humans survive down there?

55. They must have found a way to adapt.

56. Mylant's work with radiation sensitivity suggests it is possible.

57. Perhaps with extensive virotherapy.

58. Well, whoever they are, however they survive,

59. we've got to get them off the planet.

60. By treaty, that world still belongs to the Sheliak.

61. Who are within their rights to demand the removal

62. of these trespassers.

63. If we don't remove them, the Sheliak will, forcefully.

64. How forcefully?

65. The Sheliak consider humans a lower life form.

66. They would have no compunctions about exterminating the intruders.

67. Mr. Data, as you're unaffected by hyperonic radiation,

68. I'd like you to go down to the planet via shuttlecraft

69. and commence evacuation procedures.

70. Aye, sir.

71. Number One.

72. Any speculation on what we might find down there?

73. My guess would be a lone survey craft,

74. maybe a dozen or so survivors.

75. I think it's some sort of shuttlecraft.

76. - Where is it from? - Look at the markings.

77. It must be from the Federation.

78. Greetings, gentlemen.

79. We saw your ship.

80. - You're the first visitor we've had in— - The first visitor we've ever had.

81. You're not human?

82. That is correct. I'm an android.

83. I'm Lieutenant Commander Data of the Federation starship Enterprise.

84. Our great-grandparents were citizens of the Federation.

85. You don't wanna waste your time talking to us.

86. You want to speak to Gosheven. We'll take you to him.

87. I'm sure the Federation will be very proud of us.

88. Wait until you see all we've accomplished.

89. And who precisely is "us"?

90. Don't you know? Oh, no, I don't guess you would.

91. We're descendants of the original settlers,

92. from the colony ship Artemis.

93. Got it. The Artemis.

94. Launched 92 years ago. Destination, Septimus Minor.

95. When they failed to check in, Starfleet began an extensive search.

96. What carried the Artemis so far off course?

97. My local informant does not have that information.

98. In the early days on Tau Cygna V,

99. survival was more important than history.

100. Understood. How many are they?

101. Fifteen thousand two hundred fifty-three, sir.

102. Fifteen thousand?

103. Three days, no transporters.

104. We'll never get them out in time.

105. Shuttles?

106. Loading all the Enterprise shuttlecraft to capacity,

107. evacuation will take

108. four weeks, four days.

109. We need more time.

110. Mr. Data, prepare the colonists for an evacuation.

111. Aye, sir.

112. Get me the Sheliak.

113. Their home world is quite distant, captain.

114. This will take some time.

115. Gosheven, look what's come.

116. Lieutenant Commander Data of the starship Enterprise.

117. He's an android.

118. So he is.

119. Well, now that you're here, what do you want?

120. My mission is to prepare this colony for evacuation.

121. Why?

122. Because this planet belongs to the Sheliak.

123. And who is this Sheliak?

124. The term is plural. The Sheliak are a non-humanoid,

125. intelligent life form, classification R-3.

126. Well, this colony's been here over 90 years.

127. We've never seen a Sheliak.

128. I'd say that makes Tau Cygna V our planet.

129. The original destination of the Artemis was Septimus Minor.

130. The guidance system on the Artemis failed.

131. Took them off course, far off course.

132. Our ancestors were lucky to find any place to land.

133. And when they did, the radiation started killing them.

134. The hyperonic radiation took the lives of a third of the colonists

135. before they could adapt to it.

136. But our colony survived and prospered.

137. Look around.

138. We have brought water to the desert, built a community.

139. Your accomplishments are truly remarkable,

140. yet the Sheliak and the Federation have a treaty

141. which clearly makes this planet Sheliak domain.

142. Then change the treaty.

143. That may not be possible.

144. The Sheliak wish to colonize this planet

145. and are unwilling to share it with humans.

146. If you are still here when the Sheliak colony ship arrives,

147. they will eradicate you.

148. They'd kill all of us?

149. They have little regard for human life.

150. Thus, the most sensible course of action

151. is to prepare a contingency plan for the evacuation of your people.

152. We're not evacuating.

153. - Perhaps I've not made myself clear. Yes, you have.

154. Let me be equally clear.

155. There is going to be no evacuation.

156. You've delivered your message, so go back to your ship.

157. I have work to do.

158. Nice catch.

159. Wonderful reflexes.

160. Sorry to test you like that but I was curious.

161. Found a new toy, have we, Ardy?

162. Toy?

163. This is the most incredible android I've ever seen.

164. Have you seen many?

165. Actually, no. You're the first.

166. Only you would get this excited over a walking calculator.

167. Cybernetic intelligence fascinates me.

168. Are your neural pathways duotronic?

169. No, positronic.

170. I didn't know that was possible.

171. What's your memory capacity? How many operations per second?

172. I have a million questions.

173. I am afraid I have no time to answer a million questions.

174. I have a mission to accomplish.

175. I need to know more about your people,

176. and Gosheven seems unwilling to talk to me further.

177. I'm Ard'rian McKenzie.

178. Perhaps I can help you.

179. Gentlemen, we're giving you an assignment.

180. The one thing we don't want to hear is that it's impossible.

181. I need the transporters to function despite the hyperonic radiation.

182. Yeah, but that's im—

183. Yes, sir.

184. Even if we get the Sheliak to talk, they're not likely to be accommodating.

185. Captain, when the treaty was first negotiated,

186. the Federation sent 372 legal experts.

187. What do we have?

188. Thee and me.

189. No response.

190. Try them again.

191. Boost the signal strength.

192. Sheliak Corporate, this is the starship Enterprise.

193. Respond, please.

194. Conversation is neither required nor desired.

195. Conversation is necessary

196. if we are to find a solution to our mutual problem.

197. Our involvement in Federation illegality is not indicated.

198. Both parties are involved, sir.

199. Remove the humans from the Tau Cygna system.

200. Three Earth days remain.

201. Let us negotiate in good faith.

202. Negotiate to what purpose? The treaty is signed.

203. There is a thriving colony on that planet.

204. Rather than uproot these people, may I offer a compromise?

205. - Denied. - Why?

206. The law is paramount. We are entitled.

207. This is not a law. It is a treaty.

208. It is designed to smooth relations between races,

209. not to act as a strait

210. jacket.

211. You really think we'll have to leave Tau Cygna V?

212. The possibility does exist,

213. yet Gosheven seems unwilling to prepare for it.

214. - Why? - Maybe because you're an android.

215. I don't think Gosheven likes the idea of machines ordering him around.

216. I'm not ordering him to do anything. I am merely trying to persuade him

217. that his people should prepare to evacuate.

218. Do you believe my suggested course of action should be followed?

219. Of course.

220. In spite of the fact that I'm an android.

221. Because of that fact.

222. I don't have any silly prejudice against computers. I like them.

223. Not that any computer we have is half as sophisticated as you are.

224. No, I would say not.

225. People can be selfish, irrational, stubborn, malicious, you name it.

226. But computers don't have those failings.

227. And you conclude, because of this, that I am impartial.

228. Hence, you accept my recommendations.

229. Yet Gosheven does not.

230. Picard to Commander Data.

231. - Data here. - The Sheliak won't bargain.

232. Understood, sir.

233. I'm contacting Starfleet to arrange transport.

234. Get those people prepared to evacuate.

235. We may have to move quickly.

236. Aye, sir.

237. We must speak to Gosheven immediately.

238. Mm, mm, mm.

239. Gentlemen, how's it coming'?

240. - What the hell is that? - Our first attempt.

241. Keep at it. We need those transporters.

242. You see this?

243. Do you have any idea what it is? Or what it means?

244. It is water.

245. A substance composed of two atoms of hydrogen—

246. It's not water.

247. It's blood and it's sweat.

248. It's the result of 90 years of combined effort.

249. This isn't a town. It's a monument to every man, woman and child

250. who's lived and died on Tau Cygna V.

251. - Gosheven, you're talking nonsense. Am I?

252. My grandfather is buried on that mountain.

253. He died in a rock slide surveying the route for this aqueduct.

254. This colony exists because of his sacrifice

255. and the sacrifice of thousands of others.

256. No, we are not leaving.

257. The Sheliak will not accept humans on their planet

258. and they will not hesitate to use force to remove you.

259. We'll not be bullied off our land. Not by you and not by the Sheliak.

260. Stubborn and irrational.

261. Now what do we do?

262. Are his sentiments typical of the colonists?

263. I hope not.

264. If I can convince enough of the people of the necessity of leaving—

265. Don't you mean if "we" can convince?

266. Come.

267. Yes, sir?

268. Three weeks.

269. Starfleet is profuse in its apologies but it will still be three weeks

270. until the arrival of a colony transport ship equipped

271. with dedicated personnel shuttles.

272. We can't wait three weeks.

273. Then the Sheliak must agree to extend our deadline.

274. If they plan to settle Tau Cygna V two days from now...

275. One of their ships must already be en route.

276. We're going to intercept that ship.

277. The Sheliak may interpret that as a hostile act.

278. A risk we have to take.

279. The Enterprise is going to intercept the Sheliak colony ship.

280. Now your job...

281. - Well, you know what your job is. Commander,

282. in human parlance, I do not believe I can get the job done.

283. My training has prepared me for starship command duties.

284. As a cultural contact, I am proving to be

285. - less than exemplary. - What's the situation?

286. Their leader refuses my counsel.

287. He denies the logic of my arguments

288. and speaks of structures they have built.

289. - Then try something else. - I have, sir.

290. In the last three hours and eight minutes,

291. I have spoken with 56 colonists.

292. Ten of those refused to believe a threat exists.

293. Twenty-two favor staying and fighting the Sheliak.

294. Sixteen prefer negotiation or some sort of passive resistance.

295. Only eight were willing to consider evacuation,

296. - and of those eight— - Data, I can't help you.

297. I don't know these people, I haven't talked to them. You have.

298. Use that fancy positronic brain of yours and carry out your mission.

299. Sir, if I do not succeed,

300. how violent is the Sheliak reaction likely to be?

301. The treaty is the only thing that prevented them

302. from eradicating the colony the moment they discovered it.

303. - Ah. - "Ah" is right, Data.

304. The lives of 15,000 people are riding on you.

305. You'd better get innovative. Riker out.

306. Data?

307. We've having an effect.

308. So many people are asking questions about the Sheliak

309. that Gosheven has called a public meeting.

310. Is there any indication that Gosheven has changed his position?

311. No, but a meeting will give you a chance

312. to present your recommendations.

313. So far my attempts at persuasion have been ineffective.

314. Why did you do that?

315. You appeared to need it.

316. Among humans, a kiss usually serves to seal a friendship

317. or indicate support, attraction, affection.

318. In this context, I must assume that your intention

319. was to express support.

320. You really don't understand human behavior, do you?

321. That is something of an understatement.

322. Well, sometimes I don't either.

323. Androids are a lot more rational.

324. Thus far, that quality has not helped me to accomplish my mission.

325. A rational argument isn't always enough.

326. Maybe to be more persuasive,

327. you need to use a little reverse psychology.

328. Ah. Elicit a desired behavior by advocating its opposite.

329. That implies deception, does it not?

330. A little, but if it helps us get our point across...

331. Perhaps this is a situation where excessive honesty

332. can be detrimental.

333. Now, are we progressing, Mr. La Forge?

334. - About like you'd expect, sir. - Splendid, splendid. Carry on.

335. He wants the impossible.

336. That's the short definition of "captain."

337. You've all heard of the android Starfleet has sent here

338. and you've been discussing why he's come.

339. I called this meeting to replace misinformation

340. with cold, hard fact.

341. - I wish to speak. No.

342. Leave now.

343. Do you consider your position so weak that it cannot withstand a debate?

344. Let him speak.

345. Let him speak, yes.

346. You all know of the Sheliak threat.

347. Starfleet wishes to evacuate you for your own protection.

348. Yet Gosheven has decided otherwise.

349. That is his right,

350. and I will not waste time trying to reverse that decision.

351. I admire your conviction in the face of certain defeat.

352. Though doomed, your effort will be valiant.

353. And when you die, you will die for land and for honor.

354. Your children will understand that they are dying for a worthy cause.

355. Long after the battle is over,

356. their courage will be remembered and extolled.

357. Remembered by who?

358. Yes, that is true.

359. There will be no one left alive to remember.

360. A valiant try, android.

361. But what a low opinion you must have of us.

362. I was simply attempting to describe your inevitable destruction

363. in a manner that would have an emotional effect.

364. And he describes it pretty damn well.

365. Are you ready to follow this machine? Give up without a fight?

366. He says we're going to lose.

367. But I think that's just his cowardice talking.

368. What if he's right and you're wrong? Shouldn't we consider that possibility?

369. This colony exists because generations gave their lives for it.

370. Many died before we found a way to adapt to the radiation.

371. And many more died bringing water to this desert.

372. - My grandfather— - Is buried on that mountain.

373. Well, who'll be left to bury you?

374. Have you considered what this evacuation means?

375. Everything we have, we abandon.

376. Everything that we have built turns to dust.

377. Everything that we have accomplished means nothing.

378. Well, I say no.

379. You elected me your leader. Follow me now.

380. I don't think our chances are as hopeless as he says.

381. And I'm willing to stake our lives on it.

382. Any objections?

383. Good.

384. Because here we stand.

385. Aye. We stand with you, Gosheven.

386. Then here you die.

387. Mr. Data, I just want you to know

388. that Gosheven doesn't speak for all of us.

389. I see no reason to die needlessly.

390. - And you? - I'm not sure.

391. Gosheven's done well for us.

392. But I'd like to hear more of what you have to say.

393. There are many others that feel the same way,

394. but they're very uneasy about confronting Gosheven.

395. Get them together and we'll meet at my house.

396. In our dealings with other non-humanoid races,

397. there's always been some point of reference.

398. Not so with the Sheliak.

399. But we must have something in common. We communicate.

400. Barely.

401. They have learned several Federation languages

402. but theirs continues to elude us.

403. - Telepath. - Attempted and failed.

404. Actually, the fact that any alien race communicates with another

405. is quite remarkable.

406. We are stranded on a planet.

407. We have no language in common but I want to teach you mine.

408. - What did I just say? - Cup.

409. - Glass. - Are you sure?

410. I may have meant liquid, clear, brown, hot.

411. We conceptualize the universe in relatively the same way.

412. Point taken.

413. In your talks, you must be extremely accurate.

414. The treaty is 500,000 words.

415. The length was to accommodate the Sheliak.

416. They consider our language irrational and demanded this level of complexity

417. to avoid any future misunderstandings.

418. Captain, we have the vessel

419. carrying the Sheliak colonists on visual.

420. On my Way-

421. So it begins.

422. - Hailing frequencies. Open.

423. This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the starship Enterprise.

424. Your purpose, Enterprise?

425. We desire face-to-face negotiations to settle the crisis on Tau Cygna V.

426. Meaningless.

427. We are entitled to consultation under paragraph 653, subparagraph 9.

428. Granted.

429. - Was that an invitation? - I am taking it as such.

430. Counselor. You have the Bridge, Number One.

431. Helm, maintain relative position.

432. Mr. Worf, tell Transporter Room 2 to stand by.

433. Aye, sir.

434. And once the Federation resettles us, we'll be left alone?

435. If you so desire.

436. We do. We like to do things on our own.

437. The Federation will offer as little or as much help as you dictate.

438. Kentor, are you with us?

439. Yes.

440. The question is, how do we convince Gosheven?

441. Well, why do we need to?

442. Because he's respected. Most people will do what he says.

443. They respect you too. If you take a stand, they'll fall in line.

444. I don't know. Gosheven's got a lot of supporters.

445. Don't forget that, Kentor.

446. I'm disappointed. I thought we'd settled this.

447. Apparently, that is not correct.

448. Still stirring up trouble?

449. Since when is talk trouble?

450. It's over.

451. Don't you get it?

452. You had your say. You lost.

453. - I appear to be reversing that defeat. - No, you're not.

454. You're just stubborn. Well, let me tell you something.

455. So am I.

456. Damn you, Gosheven.

457. - You killed him. - I've killed no one.

458. I merely shut down a machine.

459. That's it, everyone. It's time to go home.

460. You'll see that I'm right.

461. Advance and speak.

462. Director,

463. we will comply with your request

464. to remove the colony from Tau Cygna V, but we need time.

465. The given time has elapsed.

466. We carry the membership and we will proceed with their debarkation.

467. The temporary presence of these humans

468. should not interfere with your plans.

469. Unacceptable. You must remove the creatures.

470. I'm trying, but the needed ship will not be available for three weeks.

471. Then you are in violation.

472. I have admitted that.

473. I am only asking for a little flexibility.

474. Section 501, paragraph 716, subparagraph 5:

475. "Unwanted life forms inhabiting H-class worlds may be removed

476. at the discretion of the Sheliak Corporate."

477. We will remove them,

478. but you must grant us the time we require.

479. You need “me, Heard oi the Enterprise.

480. We will save you time.

481. We will eradicate the human infestation.

482. They are not vermin. They are citizens of the Federation.

483. I will not permit this outrage.

484. Intelligent converse is impossible.

485. You do not discuss, you jibber.

486. Between intelligent species of good will—

487. I take it the Sheliak just hung up on us again.

488. I was afraid your neural pathways were scrambled beyond repair.

489. I am equipped with diagnostic circuits

490. and am able to correct many malfunctions.

491. I'm not surprised at Gosheven's behavior.

492. But Kentor and the others, they said they were with us.

493. I guess words don't mean very much.

494. Perhaps that is a part of our difficulty.

495. Words are all we have been using.

496. Humans seem to take much stronger notice of actions.

497. I require a phaser.

498. What's a phaser?

499. A type of weapon.

500. Unfortunately, it does not function in the presence of hyperonic radiation.

501. I will have to be innovative.

502. Hyperonic radiation randomizes phaser beams.

503. But I believe I can improvise a servo circuit which will compensate

504. by continuously recollimating the output.

505. You're using your own neural sub-processors

506. to build a smarter phaser.

507. Essentially correct.

508. Get word to Gosheven.

509. Tell him I am coming to the pumping station.

510. Tell him I am going to destroy the aqueduct.

511. He'll try to stop you.

512. I sincerely hope so.

513. - Go to yellow alert. Shields up. - Aye, sir.

514. Mr. Riker, put us nose-to-nose with the Sheliak vessel.

515. - Any move she makes, match it. - Aye, sir.

516. Mr. Worf, hailing frequency.

517. Open.

518. They are not responding.

519. They don't have to answer. They just have to listen.

520. Sheliak vessel, you will have to get past me

521. to get at the colony on Tau Cygna V.

522. No response.

523. Close channel.

524. And get me that treaty.

525. They've been beating us over the head with it for three days.

526. Let's see if we can't find something in it

527. that we can turn to our own advantage.

528. Stop.

529. That was the stun setting.

530. This is not.

531. I can reduce this pumping station to a pile of debris,

532. but I trust my point is clear.

533. I am but one android with a single weapon.

534. There are hundreds of Sheliak on the way,

535. and their weapons are far more powerful.

536. They may not offer you a target.

537. They can obliterate you from orbit.

538. You will die

539. never having seen the faces of your killers.

540. The choice is yours.

541. There are other places, other challenges!

542. Listen to Kentor. Yes.

543. I really was willing to stay here and die for this.

544. I know that.

545. This is just a thing and things can be replaced.

546. Lives cannot.

547. This is hopeless.

548. Fighting would be preferable.

549. That's it.

550. I don't follow you, sir.

551. - Mr. Worf, get me the Sheliak. - Yes, sir.

552. Coming through, sir.

553. Pursuant to paragraph 1290,

554. I hereby formally request third-party arbitration of our dispute.

555. You have the right.

556. Furthermore, pursuant to subsection D-3,

557. I name the Grizzelas to arbitrate.

558. Grizzelas?

559. Unfortunately, they are currently in their hibernation cycle.

560. However, they will awaken in six months,

561. at which time, we can get this matter settled.

562. Now, do you want to wait,

563. or give me my three weeks?

564. Absurd.

565. We carry the membership. We can brook no delay.

566. Then I hereby declare this treaty in abeyance.

567. Wait. Negotiation is permissi—

568. You enjoyed that.

569. You're damned right.

570. Captain, they are hailing us.

571. Sir?

572. On-screen.

573. You may have your three weeks, Picard of the Enterprise.

574. Thank you.

575. Captain, we can do it.

576. - We can modify the transporters. - Excellent.

577. It'll take 15 years and a research team of a hundred—

578. Mr. La Forge,

579. I believe we will postpone.

580. Yes, sir.

581. Lieutenant Commander Data to Enterprise.

582. I am preparing to leave Tau Cygna V and await rendezvous instructions.

583. Acknowledged. Stand by.

584. Hi.

585. The evacuation plan is going well.

586. When the ship arrives, we'll be ready to leave.

587. You succeeded.

588. I could not have succeeded without your support and insight.

589. I am grateful for your assistance.

590. Good. Then you won't forget me.

591. I am incapable of forgetting.

592. I will remember every detail of my visit here with perfect clarity.

593. But nothing more?

594. I do not understand.

595. I guess what I really wanna know is

596. do you have any feelings for me?

597. I have no feelings of any kind.

598. No, of course you don't.

599. What was that for?

600. You appeared to need it.

601. So you saw that I was unhappy

602. and did what you concluded would make me feel better.

603. Rational to the last.

604. Bye.

605. Come.

606. Welcome home, Mr. Data. Well done.

607. Thank you, sir.

608. The good doctor was kind enough

609. to provide me with a recording of your concert.

610. Your performance shows feeling.

611. As I have recently reminded others, sir, I have no feeling.

612. It's hard to believe.

613. Your playing is quite beautiful.

614. Strictly speaking, sir, it is not my playing.

615. It is a precise imitation of the techniques

616. of Jascha Heifetz and Trenka Bronkin.

617. Is there nothing of Data in what I'm hearing?

618. You see, you chose the violinists.

619. Heifetz and Bronkin have radically different styles,

620. different techniques,

621. and yet you combine them successfully.

622. I suppose I have learned to be creative, sir, when necessary.

623. Mr. Data, I look forward to your next concert.