Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 3x8

1. Too hot?

2. A little.

3. Ah.

4. Why don't you specify a lower temperature?

5. No, no, no, no.

6. Coffee should be a little too hot to drink right away.

7. Why?

8. Lt, uh, slows down the experience

9. gives you time to savor the taste.

10. Ah, yes...

11. taste.

12. Odo, I know you don't

13. need to eat, but did you ever try it anyway?

14. Once.

15. Not long after I was first able to assume

16. the humanoid form.

17. And?

18. And since I don't have taste buds

19. it was very unsatisfying...

20. not to mention messy.

21. Messy?

22. I'd rather not talk about it.

23. Major Kira.

24. How nice to see you again.

25. Tiron.

26. You left Quark's last night, just when I

27. was about to buy everyone another round.

28. I was devastated that you didn't say good-bye

29. and we were having such a pleasant conversation.

30. As I recall, you were the one doing all the talking.

31. Well, in that case, you have me at a disadvantage.

32. You know all about me and I know next to nothing about you.

33. Uh... perhaps I should be going.

34. Oh, no. Stay.

35. This is Tiron, a business associate of Quark's.

36. This is Odo...

37. my lover.

38. Well...

39. you're a very lucky man.

40. I'm a lucky woman.

41. Yes... we're both very lucky.

42. And you make a most... interesting couple.

43. So, Mr. Odo, what is it that you do?

44. I'm Chief of Security on this station.

45. Oh.

46. A station this size

47. it must be a very challenging job.

48. I hope you're well compensated.

49. Oh, money doesn't matter.

50. All we need is each other.

51. Isn't that right...

52. sweetheart?

53. Yes...

54. sweetheart.

55. You see, money isn't everything.

56. Oh, no, but it can buy everything.

57. Well, I'm afraid I must be going.

58. Good-bye.

59. Oh, good riddance.

60. Thank you, Odo.

61. Wish you'd been around last night.

62. I better get back to Ops.

63. See you later, sweetheart.

64. Commander's Log, Stardate 48423.2.

65. Despite the continuing threat posed by the Dominion

66. I've convinced Starfleet that we must continue

67. our exploration of the Gamma Quadrant.

68. I've run a preliminary analysis of our sensor sweeps

69. and the second planet in the Kylata system

70. is definitely M-Class.

71. I wish we'd had time

72. to beam down to the surface and take a closer look.

73. Yeah, but I'd hate

74. to have run into a Jem'Hadar patrol

75. while we were down there picking flowers.

76. Fortunately, there's no sign

77. of any Dominion activity in this sector.

78. And let's hope it stays that way.

79. I'm picking up very unusual gravimetric distortions

80. in the Trialus system.

81. Any idea what's causing them?

82. It's hard to tell at this range.

83. Let's take a closer look.

84. The system's coming into visual range.

85. On screen.

86. The gravimetric distortions are intensifying

87. but they don't seem to be coming from the star itself.

88. But where else could they be coming from?

89. There aren't any planets in this system.

90. There are now.

91. The planet seems to have settled into a stable orbit.

92. But where did it come from?

93. Could the entire planet have been cloaked?

94. If it was, there should be residual ionization traces

95. but I'm not reading any.

96. Commander, we're being scanned.

97. The beam is coming from a settlement

98. on the southern hemisphere.

99. I'm reading approximately 30 humanoid inhabitants.

100. They seem to be the only humanoids on the planet.

101. They're hailing us.

102. Open a channel.

103. I'm Commander Benjamin Sisko of the Federation Starbase

104. Deep Space 9.

105. I am Seltin Rakal of Meridian.

106. We were studying the star system when your planet appeared.

107. I expect it must have come as something of a surprise.

108. Well, you could say that.

109. It seemed to come out of nowhere.

110. Not nowhere, Commander

111. but from a dimension that intersects with this one.

112. I could explain more in detail, if you're interested.

113. We were just about to sit down for First Meal.

114. Why don't you join us?

115. We'd like that.

116. I just need to know

117. your planet is not going to disappear

118. in the middle of dessert.

119. Don't worry.

120. We'll be here for a while.

121. It's good to be together

122. around this table again after so long.

123. What's more, we're fortunate to have visitors

124. to share First Meal with us.

125. I was admiring... your markings.

126. Are they decorative?

127. No. Are yours?

128. No.

129. If you don't mind my asking...

130. how far down do they go?

131. All the way.

132. Ah.

133. You're not eating, Commander.

134. I guess my curiosity is bigger than my appetite.

135. I hope we can satisfy both.

136. Hmm.

137. Well, you were saying Meridian emerged

138. from a dimension that intersects with this one?

139. Yes.

140. You see, our planet has a dual existence.

141. It shifts between this dimension and another.

142. What causes these shifts?

143. Well, we're not entirely sure.

144. Deral has been studying the phenomenon.

145. With only limited success, I'm afraid.

146. My theory is that the dimensional shifts are caused

147. by fluctuations in Meridian's quantum matrix...

148. fluctuations that are somehow triggered by our own sun.

149. What's it like, this dimension of yours?

150. It's hard to explain.

151. It's... without form.

152. We exist as pure consciousness.

153. And Meridian?

154. It becomes noncorporeal as well

155. but when we return to this dimension

156. everything is just as we left it...

157. the buildings, the trees, even our bodies.

158. Are you saying that when you return here

159. it's as if no time has passed?

160. We only age when we're in corporeal form.

161. Sounds like this other dimension has its advantages.

162. Yes...

163. but we always look forward to this existence

164. and its many pleasures.

165. Oh, here, let me help you with that.

166. The trick is to scoop out the pulp

167. and eat the thin layer inside the rind.

168. Here, try some.

169. It's delicious.

170. Especially if you've been

171. looking forward to it for 60 years.

172. 60 years?

173. Mm-hmm.

174. Huh. That's a long time between meals.

175. A glass of Andorian ale.

176. Done so soon?

177. You were barely in the holosuite ten minutes.

178. There was no reason for me to stay the full hour.

179. I understand.

180. It's a very... effective program.

181. On the contrary, I found it to be

182. quite dull... boring, boring, boring!

183. I'm sorry to hear you say that

184. but if you're asking for a refund, forget it.

185. The contract specifically says that satisfaction

186. is not guaranteed.

187. But... for a valued customer such as yourself

188. I'll make an exception

189. and allow you to try a different program...

190. no extra charge.

191. Let's see.

192. Something a little bit more...

193. unique?

194. Oh, I have just the thing...

195. "A picnic with the Pleasure Goddess of Rixx."

196. I can even provide real food, for a small fee, of course.

197. I don't like picnics, Quark, and the food here is abominable.

198. Forget the food.

199. Believe me, you've never had a picnic like this one.

200. What I want is not in your catalog.

201. Well, tell me what it is and I'll order it for you.

202. It may take some time, but, if it exists, I'll get it.

203. That's just the point, Quark.

204. The program I want doesn't exist.

205. Not yet, anyway.

206. A custom program...

207. it'll be expensive.

208. Oh, for that kind of money, you can move into a holosuite.

209. Now, what is it you want?

210. I want...

211. Major Kira.

212. Kir...

213. What are you going to do with Kira in a holosuite?

214. No... don't tell me.

215. I don't want to know.

216. Can you do it?

217. It isn't going to be easy.

218. I'll have to get her into the holosuite

219. and record her image, and she hates holosuites.

220. Spare me the details.

221. Do we have a deal or do I take my business elsewhere?

222. Consider it done.

223. Now, I'll just keep this...

224. Payment on delivery and not a moment sooner.

225. Don't disappoint me, Quark.

226. When I walk into that holosuite and I see Kira standing there...

227. I'd better believe it's really her.

228. Leave it to me.

229. Mm-hmm.

230. The things I do for money.

231. Just beyond that forest

232. there's a garden with a small pond.

233. It sounds lovely.

234. It is.

235. Deral, our scans show that there are

236. only about 30 of you on this entire planet.

237. Well, there were never many of us.

238. We're the descendants of an expedition

239. that was stranded here millennia ago.

240. And your population hasn't increased since then?

241. It did for a time

242. but over the last few centuries, our numbers have dwindled.

243. You see, we only reproduce when we're in humanoid form

244. and our time here keeps growing shorter.

245. In 12 days, Meridian will shift back to its noncorporeal state.

246. And remain there for the next 60 years.

247. Eventually, we will only be here for a matter of minutes.

248. When that happens, Meridian will be too unstable

249. to successfully shift back to the other dimension.

250. And then what happens?

251. The planet and all its inhabitants

252. will cease to exist...

253. in either dimension.

254. We deeply appreciate your offer of help, Commander.

255. If there is a way to stabilize the dimensional shifts

256. we'll do everything we can to find it.

257. That's all we can ask.

258. Aha. Here you go.

259. Do you want to play vajhaq with us?

260. Maybe later.

261. Deral and I are beaming up to the Defiant.

262. We're going to run a series of helio-seismic scans

263. on the Meridian sun.

264. I'll join you.

265. Good luck.

266. Dabo!

267. Quark.

268. I got a message that Morn wanted to see me.

269. I'm afraid you just missed him.

270. Really?

271. So soon?

272. Would you come with me, please?

273. Listen up, everyone.

274. I have wonderful news.

275. It's my pleasure to announce that my one-millionth customer

276. just walked through the door.

277. And here she is, ladies and gentlemen

278. Major Kira Nerys.

279. Quark! I don't have time for this.

280. Why don't you make him your one-millionth customer?

281. But, Major, that would be dishonest.

282. That never stopped you before.

283. But this is a special occasion.

284. An event like this only happens once in a bar owner's lifetime.

285. Let me tell you about your prizes.

286. You mean, I won something?

287. Of course, you won something.

288. It's part of the celebration.

289. I never won anything before.

290. Well, now you have. Congratulations.

291. Are you really serious about this?

292. My customers are my livelihood, Major.

293. This is a chance for me to give something back to them.

294. Now, let's see what we have for you.

295. A bottle of Kandora champagne, vintage 2368...

296. that's a very good year.

297. These are good for five free spins at the dabo wheel.

298. And last but not least

299. one free hour in a holosuite with the program of your choice.

300. Wait... a visit to a holosuite?

301. Offer good today only.

302. But that's perfect.

303. Right this way.

304. It's Ensign Quintana's birthday.

305. He'd love a free visit to the holosuite.

306. But, Major, what about you?

307. Oh, you know how I feel about the holosuites, Quark

308. but, uh... thanks for the champagne.

309. These are the Defiant's sensor readings

310. when we first entered the system.

311. Take a look at the spectral scan.

312. It indicates that your sun

313. was giving off modulated gamma bursts

314. right before Meridian appeared.

315. My people have no record of that phenomenon.

316. That's not surprising, since Meridian was

317. in a noncorporeal state when it occurred.

318. Gamma activity would seem to indicate

319. an anomaly in your sun's fusion cycle.

320. Let's find out for sure.

321. Chief, I want you to send a probe

322. into the sun's corona to scan the core.

323. It'll take a minute to modify the shield configuration.

324. How do modulated gamma bursts cause a dimensional shift?

325. Do you always do that when you're concentrating?

326. Do what?

327. Bite your lower lip.

328. I guess I do.

329. Probe's ready, Commander.

330. Target it to these coordinates and launch.

331. Shields are holding.

332. It's going to be a while

333. before the probe starts sending back any telemetry.

334. Well, I'm sure you have things you need to do.

335. Not really.

336. What a coincidence.

337. Neither do I.

338. This isn't turning out exactly the way I planned.

339. What do you mean?

340. You've barely spoken a word since we left the settlement.

341. I don't know if you noticed or not

342. but Seltin didn't seem too happy to see us leave together.

343. Well, she'd probably prefer that I was...

344. walking with Keshara or Renar.

345. You see, ever since my wife died

346. everyone's been wondering when I was going

347. to find myself another companion.

348. Why haven't you?

349. I guess I was waiting for the right woman

350. to fall out of the sky.

351. That doesn't happen too often.

352. It only had to happen once.

353. Don't worry about Seltin.

354. After all, we both know

355. this is just a... harmless little walk.

356. Absolutely.

357. With a brief stop to climb a tree.

358. Come on.

359. Don't tell me in eight lifetimes

360. you've never climbed a tree?

361. That's how I know I'm afraid of heights.

362. Well, don't worry. I won't let you fall.

363. This is one of my favorite views.

364. It's hard to believe

365. that it all might be gone in two weeks.

366. I hope not.

367. So do I.

368. We better climb down.

369. Oh, it's as beautiful as you described.

370. I knew you'd like it.

371. Try one.

372. Mmm! That's wonderful.

373. I knew you'd like that, too.

374. You know me pretty well for someone who just met me.

375. I'm glad you noticed.

376. I can't remember the last time I did this...

377. stroll through a garden, climb a tree

378. eat fresh berries by a pond.

379. What comes next?

380. I think I'm starting to remember.

381. How are the calculations coming?

382. I'm checking them now.

383. They're the same as before.

384. There's nothing to indicate the gamma bursts

385. are causing the quantum fluctuations.

386. Then something else

387. must be triggering the dimensional shifts.

388. Whatever it is, we'll find it.

389. Sisko to Dax.

390. Go ahead, Commander.

391. Good news.

392. We've been able to get the probe down another thousand kilometers

393. into the sun's corona.

394. We picked up some additional telemetry.

395. I'll download it to you.

396. Thank you, Chief.

397. If all that fresh air and sunshine

398. start getting to you

399. you're welcome to come back up here to the Defiant.

400. We're managing just fine.

401. I'm sure you are.

402. Sisko out.

403. Don't you want to take a look at the new telemetry?

404. I'd rather sit here and look at you.

405. How about this?

406. We work for a few more hours

407. and then we go back to your room

408. and count each other's spots.

409. Oh, can I go first?

410. We'll see.

411. Take a look at the fusion reactants in the core.

412. They're out of balance.

413. That's right, and the imbalance is building

414. toward a cascade reaction on the quantum level.

415. That's what's triggering the dimensional shifts.

416. And if we can stabilize that reaction...

417. We can keep Meridian here longer.

418. Oh, Jadzia!

419. I've got to get this

420. to Commander Sisko and Chief O'Brien.

421. And then we can count each other's spots.

422. These security protocols look fine, Odo.

423. Just let me know...

424. Odo, move out of there.

425. You're ruining my shot.

426. Odo...

427. Oh, uh, Major...

428. uh, why is Quark

429. trying to take a holo-picture of you?

430. Looks to me like he's pointing at both of us.

431. True, but every time I stand in front of you

432. he seems to get very upset.

433. Where are you going?

434. Uh-oh.

435. What do you think you're doing, Quark?

436. - Nothing. - Hah!

437. Then what's this?

438. Oh, you mean this holo-imager.

439. I was just recording an image of the Promenade

440. to send home to my mother.

441. Hah!

442. You're trying to take a holoscan of me

443. and I want to know why.

444. Of you? Not at all.

445. You just happened to get in the frame.

446. Hah!

447. Will you stop doing that?

448. Not until you start telling the truth.

449. You want the truth?

450. I'll tell you the truth.

451. I was trying to get an image of you

452. for a special holosuite program I'm designing.

453. Oh, I can just imagine

454. what kind of program that would be.

455. I'm sure you can, but you'd be mistaken.

456. The fact is, I'm working on a simulation

457. of the station's Operations Center.

458. People want to know what goes on up there

459. and they want to imagine themselves

460. fending off a Cardassian attack

461. or facing a fleet of Jem'Hadar ships.

462. Naked, I assume.

463. Isn't there some petty thief you can harass?

464. Just you.

465. What do you say, Major?

466. Give the public what they want.

467. They're not asking for much...

468. just the chance to work side by side with you.

469. Oh, they want to work with me?

470. Well, then let them apply to the Bajoran Military Academy.

471. That way, I can be sure everyone in Ops is wearing their uniform.

472. Is that a no?

473. Well, let me put it another way...

474. if I ever catch you pointing a holo-imager at me again

475. you will end up eating it.

476. Definitely a no.

477. Jadzia.

478. I've been looking for you.

479. You found me.

480. I have.

481. Good news... it's going to work.

482. We'll be able to equalize the time

483. between dimensional shifts.

484. Oh, Jadzia, that's wonderful.

485. Do you know what I'm going to do?

486. I'm going to build a house right here.

487. Nothing extravagant.

488. Just big enough for two.

489. Deral, I...

490. I know what you're thinking.

491. You're thinking this man that just met me

492. is talking about building a home for us.

493. I realize you have a life on Deep Space 9

494. but now, you'll have a place here as well...

495. for when you visit.

496. I won't be able to visit for a while.

497. It's going to take a long time

498. to stabilize the sun's cascade reaction.

499. How long?

500. Meridian is going to shift in five days.

501. Jadzia...

502. We'll see each other again.

503. In 60 years.

504. I want you with me now.

505. That's what I want, too, but there's nothing we can do.

506. Yes, there is.

507. I can leave Meridian

508. and go back to the Alpha Quadrant with you.

509. If you'll have me.

510. What do you think?

511. Deral! We've been looking for you.

512. Commander Sisko told us the great news.

513. I can't thank you enough for all you've done.

514. I'm glad we were able to help.

515. The next time Meridian returns here

516. we'll have 30 years

517. for our people to get to know each other better.

518. I need to discuss something with you.

519. Of course. I've called a meeting.

520. Now that we have a future again

521. we need to start planning for it.

522. And you need to make some decisions as well.

523. That's what I want to talk to you about.

524. The person you need to talk to is Keshara.

525. She's not going to wait for you forever, you know.

526. I was going to speak to her as well.

527. I'm glad.

528. Think of it, Deral...

529. people can start having families again.

530. Eventually, we may have to expand the settlement.

531. As you can see, Jadzia

532. we have a great deal of planning to do.

533. Well, I think I've kept the others

534. waiting long enough.

535. Come, let's get started.

536. You'd better go inside.

537. I'll meet you back at the ship.

538. You know, the person I feel sorry for is Quark.

539. He always thought that you and he were made for each other.

540. I don't suppose he'll be letting you

541. win at tongo anymore.

542. What are you talking about?

543. He doesn't let me win.

544. Come in.

545. Deral.

546. Well, it's done.

547. I told Seltin and the others that I'm leaving Meridian.

548. Oh, what did they say?

549. They asked me not to go.

550. Seltin feels the settlement can't afford to lose anyone.

551. What did you tell her?

552. I told her I understood her concern

553. but that I've made up my mind.

554. So, what were you two talking about before I interrupted?

555. Not me, I hope.

556. Well, actually, I was just telling Jadzia

557. that, uh, not as good a tongo player as she thinks she is.

558. Tongo?

559. It's a game, and I'm very good at it.

560. Well, we'll find out on Tuesday night.

561. And I want you there to see for yourself.

562. I'm going to clean you and Quark out.

563. Jadzia, I have to go.

564. But you just got here.

565. There are some things

566. I need to take care of before we leave Meridian.

567. Do you need any help?

568. No, I...

569. I just have to say good-bye to some people.

570. I'll see you later tonight.

571. Tiron, I was just thinking about you.

572. And I was thinking about you, and your reputation

573. as a man who can get anything for a price.

574. Stop. You're embarrassing me.

575. I'll embarrass you even more if you don't get me my program.

576. Not to worry.

577. Is that it?

578. No.

579. It's a high-level decryption protocol.

580. And I'm using it to get the final information

581. I need for your program.

582. It cost me dearly.

583. If it works, it's worth whatever price you paid for it.

584. I was hoping you'd say that.

585. I'll put it on your bill.

586. Fine. Just get me my program.

587. I'm leaving in two days.

588. You'll have it, and I assure you it'll be well worth the wait.

589. I'll stake my reputation on it.

590. You already have.

591. Now...

592. where to begin, hmm?

593. You wanted to see me?

594. Yes.

595. Someone has been illegally accessing

596. the station's personnel files... your file, to be exact.

597. Mine?

598. They've downloaded

599. your voice print, your retinal scan

600. even your psychiatric profile.

601. I've managed to trace the data path back to its source.

602. Well, let me guess... Quark.

603. Was there any doubt?

604. Oh, with all this information

605. he'd have no problem generating a holo-image of me.

606. So, shall I arrest him or would you prefer to do it yourself?

607. No, I have a better idea.

608. Can you spare a few hours?

609. I'd like to prepare a little surprise for Quark.

610. You see, the key to tongo is to confront

611. when you're sure you're in a better position

612. than the other players.

613. And if your cards match the roll of the dice

614. then you win.

615. Deral...

616. Go on, I'm listening.

617. You haven't heard a word I've been saying, have you?

618. I'm sorry.

619. I just have so much on my mind.

620. You don't want to leave Meridian, do you?

621. I said I would and I will.

622. I know what you said, but what do you want?

623. To be with you.

624. But you're worried about your people.

625. There are so few of us, Jadzia

626. and now that Meridian has a future again, they need me.

627. Then you have to stay.

628. And lose you?

629. No.

630. What if you didn't have to lose me?

631. What if I stayed here with you?

632. I wish you could, but that's not possible.

633. Your molecular structure

634. wouldn't survive the dimensional shift.

635. We could use a transporter buffer

636. to match my quantum matrix to yours.

637. But how do you know that's possible?

638. Because I discussed it with Julian

639. after you left my quarters.

640. Jadzia...

641. are you sure you're willing to do that?

642. It's the only way we can be together

643. and I don't want to lose you either.

644. Come in.

645. Benjamin, I was just finishing up my request

646. to Starfleet for my leave of absence.

647. I bet this is the first time

648. anyone has requested a 60-year leave.

649. You'll be sure that it gets to them?

650. If you're sure that this is what you really want.

651. What I really want

652. is for you to say that you're happy for me.

653. I guess I just need to know

654. that you have thought this thing through.

655. If Curzon had told me

656. he wanted to go off with some woman he just met

657. I would have tried to talk him out of it, too.

658. And you would have been right.

659. He fell in love with someone new every other week.

660. But I'm not Curzon.

661. No...

662. and I've never seen Jadzia do anything

663. without thinking it through first.

664. I am happy for you.

665. It's just...

666. I'm going to miss you, old man.

667. You've been my friend for two lifetimes.

668. I can't imagine what it's going to be like

669. not having you around.

670. And leaving Deep Space 9

671. is the hardest thing I have ever done

672. but I know it's right.

673. Besides, after eight lifetimes as a humanoid

674. existing as pure consciousness might be interesting.

675. Next time we see each other

676. I'll probably be a great-grandfather.

677. Good. Then I can call you "old man."

678. I'll look forward to it.

679. Now, I believe we agreed I'd be paid on delivery.

680. I haven't seen the merchandise yet.

681. You know, Quark

682. if this program is as good as you claim

683. I might just purchase it from you to use at home.

684. You have your own holosuite?

685. Just a little present I bought myself.

686. His very own holosuite.

687. Hmm.

688. It's good to have money.

689. I've been waiting for you.

690. Quark!

691. I will ruin you for this, Quark!

692. You mean you didn't like the program?

693. I don't know how, I don't know when

694. but I will ruin you.

695. Wait!

696. What about my money?

697. Another satisfied customer, Quark?

698. How do you feel?

699. Pretty good, considering I spent six hours

700. having my molecules scrambled in the transporter.

701. I, um...

702. I don't know what to say.

703. That's a first.

704. According to Deral's calculations

705. the dimensional shift should occur

706. within the next 47 minutes.

707. Do you think you'll be done overhauling the station

708. by the next time I see you?

709. I doubt it.

710. Tell Quark I'll be back to collect

711. the three strips of gold latinum he owes me

712. with 60 years' interest.

713. Energize.

714. I was beginning to think you were having second thoughts.

715. No, just saying good-bye.

716. You missed Last Meal.

717. I saved you some of these.

718. Thank you.

719. Jadzia, I just wanted you to know

720. how happy we are you've decided to join us.

721. Thank you.

722. Everyone's beginning to gather.

723. It's almost time.

724. Is there anything I need to do to prepare?

725. Not that I can think of.

726. What if I just hold onto you?

727. After all, we're not going to be together again

728. like this for a long time

729. and... I was just getting used to this.

730. We'll still be together, Jadzia...

731. in a way you can't even imagine.

732. There she goes.

733. Good-bye, Jadzia.

734. Something's wrong.

735. Commander, I'm reading intense seismic activity

736. throughout the planet's crust.

737. It better shift soon or it's going to tear itself apart.

738. Jadzia.

739. I'm picking up some kind of singularity

740. in the planet's quantum matrix.

741. It's interfering with the dimensional shift.

742. It's functioning almost like an anchor.

743. Commander, it's Dax.

744. Her presence there is destabilizing the matrix.

745. Sisko to Dax.

746. Get her out of there, Chief.

747. I thought you'd like to know that Meridian shifted normally

748. once we beamed you away.

749. Ah... good.

750. Jadzia...

751. I'm sorry.

752. Benjamin, don't.

753. There's nothing you can do.

754. Uh, I just need some time.

755. Just 60 years or so.