1. Now, I know we're doomed.
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2. Why, brother?
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3. Rule of Acquisition 286:
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4. "When Morn leaves,
it's all over."
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5. There is no such rule.
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6. There should be.
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7. Oh, I know business is bad,
but that's no reason...
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8. Bad? Bad?
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9. It's 2100 hours.
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10. The bar's open.
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11. There's a sale on synthehol
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12. and there's no one here.
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13. You, Ferengi!
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14. Another bloodwine now!
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15. At least someone is still here.
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16. How many has he had?
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17. A dozen.
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18. I should have gone
into insurance...
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19. better hours, more money,
less scruples.
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20. It's all Sisko's fault.
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21. Sisko?
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22. That's right.
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23. If he'd handled things better
with the Dominion
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24. none of this
would have happened.
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25. They want a foothold
in the Alpha Quadrant.
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26. Cut a deal.
Make a few arrangements.
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27. Give them a little something
for their trouble.
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28. Brother?
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29. But no!
He had to play it tough.
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30. So now everyone's afraid
of the Dominion.
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31. Yes, but, brother?
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32. And that means
fewer people on the station
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33. which means
fewer people at Quark's
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34. which means
I am out of business.
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35. Where's my wine, you cowering
little Ferengi slug?
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36. What's the problem?
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37. He says he's out of money.
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38. He's asking for credit.
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39. Credit?
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40. I'll handle it.
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41. Watch and learn.
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42. My name is Quark.
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43. I'm... like to discuss, uh,
arranging a line of credit.
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44. You dare talk to me like that?
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45. You pathetic mak'dar.
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46. How long are they going
to leave him there?
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47. I wish they would hurry up
and get rid of him.
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48. I wish we could
put him on display.
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49. What?
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50. Look at them.
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51. They're consumed
with morbid fascination.
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52. They can't wait to get in here.
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53. They all want to know
what happened.
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54. Was it a bar fight?
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55. What started it?
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56. And most of all,
who killed the Klingon?
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57. But no one killed him.
It was an accident.
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58. I killed him in a bar fight.
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59. Wha?
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60. You heard me.
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61. I killed him in self-defense.
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62. But where is the profit
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63. in lying
about a simple drunken?
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64. Look at that crowd.
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65. How long has it been
since you've seen
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66. that many customers
waiting to get in here?
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67. This is an opportunity
to turn everything around.
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68. This is insane, brother.
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69. What if his family comes
looking for the killer?
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70. What if they want revenge?
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71. If push comes to shove
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72. we tell the truth
and no harm done.
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73. Rom, let me put it another way.
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74. If business doesn't improve,
I'll have to start making
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75. a few cutbacks
in the operation of my bar
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76. beginning with... your salary.
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77. How big of a cutback?
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78. I'd probably have
to cut it back to zero.
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79. All right, Quark.
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80. Start at the beginning.
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81. My brother fought a desperate
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82. hand-to-hand battle
with the Klingon
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83. and was forced to kill
in self-defense.
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84. You killed him?
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85. I'm sorry.
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86. I couldn't avoid it.
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87. He was abusive...
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88. vulgar.
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90. All that was fine
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91. until it came time
to pay his bill.
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92. He refused.
I insisted.
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93. We began to argue.
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94. He pushed me.
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95. I pushed back.
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96. I was about
to call for security
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97. to throw him out of my bar
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98. when suddenly,
he pulls a knife on me!
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99. I avoided the first thrust.
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100. He came at me again.
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101. I hit him with a left jab.
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102. There was
a furious exchange of blows.
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103. The next thing I knew
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105. So, I twisted it
out of his grasp
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106. and plunged it into his chest.
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107. I will never forget
the look on his face
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108. when his life drained away.
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109. I'd rather not talk
about this anymore.
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110. Hi, honey.
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111. Hi.
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112. Oh, what a day.
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113. Synthale, tall glass.
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114. We had three Coverian
freighter captains
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115. all wanting to use
the same docking port.
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116. Someone stole a case
of medical supplies
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117. from the Infirmary.
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118. Two power failures.
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119. How was school?
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120. I closed it.
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121. You closed the school?
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122. Well, why?
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123. What happened?
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124. My last two Bajoran
students left today.
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125. Their families
relocated back to Bajor.
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126. That left Jake, Nog
and a lot of empty chairs.
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127. Well, what about Jake and Nog?
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128. Won't they have to?
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129. I told them I'd be happy
to tutor them from now on.
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130. Two students are not
enough to sustain a school.
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131. I'm really sorry, Keiko.
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132. It's not your fault.
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133. Everyone's just afraid
of the Dominion.
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134. People aren't going to be
moving their families
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135. to the station anymore.
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136. That means no more children
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137. which means no more school.
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138. Don't look so upset.
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139. It's not like I was planning
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for the rest of my life.
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141. Keiko.
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142. I'm fine, really.
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143. Don't worry, Constable.
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144. I won't be dispatching
any more customers today.
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145. You don't have
to keep an eye on me.
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146. Oh, thank you for putting
my mind at ease
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147. but I didn't come here
to protect the patrons
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148. from your violent temper.
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149. Then what can I do for you?
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150. I just thought you'd
like to know who it was
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151. that you killed in self-defense.
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152. Sure.
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153. His name was Kozak,
by all accounts
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154. a thoroughly
disreputable character.
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155. A notorious drunkard.
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156. Well, sounds like someone
who was going
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sooner or later.
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158. It's a shame it had
to happen here.
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159. Hmm, isn't it?
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160. I thought you'd also
like to know
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161. that Kozak wasn't just
some drifter passing through.
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162. In fact, he was the head
of a Klingon family
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163. a rather powerful family,
from what I can gather.
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164. Now, do you want
to change your story
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165. or do you want to wait
for Kozak's family
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166. to show up and ask to see
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167. the Ferengi bartender
who killed him?
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168. I told you what happened,
Constable.
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169. Now, either order something
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170. or make room
for a paying customer.
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171. Brother, didn't you hear
what he said?
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172. I heard him.
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173. Then we have
to tell the truth.
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174. We've made enough profit
in the last few hours
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175. to make up
for the losses we had...
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176. It's not about profit anymore.
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177. It's about respect.
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178. It is?
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179. You see the way
they look at me now.
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180. I'm not just some venal Ferengi
trying to take their money.
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181. I'm Quark, slayer
of Klingons.
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182. I've struck a blow
for Ferengi everywhere.
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183. But what about Kozak's family?
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184. What if they come here
for revenge?
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185. If that happens
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186. I'll stand up, look them
straight in the eye
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187. and offer them a bribe.
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188. You killed my brother.
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189. My brother killed
by a miserable Ferengi.
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190. I never would have
believed it possible.
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191. I can explain.
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192. You'd better!
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193. I want to know
exactly how Kozak died
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194. and if I don't like
what I hear...
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195. Believe me, you'll like it.
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196. He was in my bar.
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197. I asked him to pay his tab.
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198. He refused.
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199. I was willing
to let it go at that
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200. but then, he pulled a knife
and came at me
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201. and the truth
of the matter is
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that he just fell...
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203. I hope you're not
going to tell me
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204. that he died in an accident.
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205. You do?
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206. Yes! Because there would be
no honor in such a death.
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207. And if Kozak died in disgrace
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208. then that disgrace
would be passed along
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209. to the rest of his family.
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210. So if you were
the cause of an accident
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211. that will dishonor
my entire family
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212. then I'm going to kill you
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213. and stuff your miserable corpse
out the nearest airlock.
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214. I see.
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215. On the other hand
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in personal combat
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217. then there would be no dishonor
for him or his family.
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218. So what you're saying is
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219. if I killed him
in personal combat, that's good.
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220. Of course it isn't good!
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221. He was my brother...
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222. but...
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223. it would be honorable
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224. and an honorable death
requires no vengeance.
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225. Your life would be spared.
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226. I wish you had been there.
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227. You would have been proud
of your brother.
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228. He fought a brave
and valiant battle
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230. It was an honor to kill him.
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231. I'm sure it was.
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232. Remember that
when you tell your customers
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233. about the death of Kozak.
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234. You can count on it.
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235. Qapla'!
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237. You're five minutes early.
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238. The canapés aren't ready yet.
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239. Have I missed something?
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240. Now, don't tell me
you've forgotten what day it is.
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241. Well, it, it's not
our anniversary
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242. or my birthday or...
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243. I can't believe
you've forgotten.
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to the most wonderful woman
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246. I marked it in your calendar.
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247. I don't think I'm too familiar
with that day.
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248. Oh, it's an old Irish tradition.
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249. Here we go.
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250. Ooh!
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251. I thought I should
start celebrating it.
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252. Too bad it only
comes once a year.
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253. Well, actually, it's
a very irregular holiday...
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254. crops up all over the place...
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255. sometimes twice a day.
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256. Really?
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257. What's a traditional
celebration?
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258. Cake?
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259. Mm-mm.
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260. Noisemakers?
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261. Mm-mm.
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262. Fireworks?
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263. Oh, definitely fireworks.
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264. I should be finished
the docking inspection
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265. by 1300 hours.
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266. How about lunch
in the Replimat?
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267. Sounds good to me.
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268. It's a date then.
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269. See you later.
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270. Hey...
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271. just wanted to thank you
for last night.
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272. It was wonderful.
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273. You've already thanked me.
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274. Have a good day.
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275. I'll be in Upper Pylon 2
if you need me.
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276. I'll be here.
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277. Who's there?
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278. We're closed.
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279. Are you Quark?
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280. That depends on who's asking.
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281. My name is Grilka.
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282. Kozak was my husband.
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283. Oh, uh... well, come in.
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284. Can I get you a drink
or something to eat?
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285. I've been told
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who killed my husband.
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287. I didn't want to.
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288. I had no choice.
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289. Was it an honorable death?
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290. Absolutely.
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291. He died like a warrior.
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293. Is there something I can do?
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294. Actually, there is.
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295. Defend yourself!
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296. So this is the man who killed
my husband in personal combat.
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297. What's this all about?
Who are you?
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298. I already told you.
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299. I'm Kozak's widow,
but first things first, Quark.
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300. I want to know
how my husband died
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301. and I want the truth.
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302. All right.
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303. He was drunk and he did try
to attack me
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304. but he tripped and fell
on his own knife.
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305. So you lied to the station
security officer
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306. to your customers,
and to D'Ghor.
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307. You must be quite a liar.
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308. It's a gift.
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309. I think it's time you put
that gift to work... for me.
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310. Cho'echu!
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311. What...
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312. What happened?
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313. Where am I?
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314. You are on Kronos.
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315. Kronos...
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316. the Klingon Homeworld.
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317. You are in the ancestral home
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318. of what used to be known
as the House of Kozak.
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319. What's it called now?
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320. Kozak died without a male heir.
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321. The House no longer has a name.
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322. What about Kozak's brother,
D'Ghor?
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323. Juht! That pahtk's name
is not spoken in this house.
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324. He is no brother to Kozak.
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325. His family has been
a sworn enemy to this House
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326. for seven generations.
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327. But he came to DS9.
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328. He told me...
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329. What he told you were lies.
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330. He wanted you to say that Kozak
had died in honorable combat
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331. so that no special dispensation
would be granted.
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332. I don't understand.
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333. If Kozak had died in an accident
and left no male heir
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334. the Council might have decided
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335. that this was
an unusual situation
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336. and granted
special dispensation.
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337. That might have allowed
Grilka to become
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even though she's a woman
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339. but if Kozak died
in an honorable fight
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340. was defeated simply
by a better opponent
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341. then no dispensation
would have been granted
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342. and without a male heir,
the House will fall.
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343. That hasn't happened yet, Tumek,
and there is still time
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344. to prevent it
from ever happening.
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345. Put this on.
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346. Why?
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347. Because if you do not,
I will kill you.
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348. I beg you.
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349. Consider what you do here,
mistress.
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350. The decision is made.
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351. There is no other choice.
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352. Go'Eveh, lu cha wabeh,
Mo ka re'Chos.
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353. Repeat my words.
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354. Go'Eveh, lu cha wabeh,
To va re'Luk.
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355. Let me ask just one...
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356. Repeat the words.
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357. Go'Eveh, lu cha wabeh,
To va re'Luk.
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358. GhoS ma'lu Kah.
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359. It is done.
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360. What's done?
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361. The ceremony is complete.
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362. You are husband and wife.
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363. And while you're at it
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364. have Alpha shift begin
a series of battle drills.
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365. I'm not satisfied with their
last performance evaluations.
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366. Right.
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367. Oh, ah, excuse me, sir.
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368. I can come back later.
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369. No, no, no.
We're done here.
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370. What can I do for you?
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371. Well, it's...
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372. it's kind of private.
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373. Wife problems, Chief?
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374. How did you know?
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375. Well, I've been a husband
and I've been a wife
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from both sides.
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377. Come on.
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378. What?
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379. This is where we make
a graceful exit
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380. and let the boys talk
amongst themselves.
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381. Must be some kind
of human thing.
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382. Well, I'm sure the old man
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to explain it to you
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385. Chief.
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386. I guess, uh, Keiko
must be very upset
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387. about the school closing, huh?
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388. Well, that's just it, sir.
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389. She's acting
like she doesn't care
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390. like there's nothing wrong.
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391. That sounds bad.
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392. I've tried to lift
her spirits a bit...
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393. romantic dinners
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in the holosuite.
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395. I even rearranged
my work schedule
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396. so I could spend
more time with her.
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397. Nothing seems
to make a difference.
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398. But now you have an idea?
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399. Oh, yes, sir.
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400. Um, I, I'd like permission
to convert
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401. one of the empty cargo
bays into an arboretum.
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402. I think Bay 21 would be ideal.
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403. The ODN conduits are shot
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404. and the security system's
never worked anyway.
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405. So you're saying yes?
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406. Ah, sounds like it to me.
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407. Listen...
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408. there's nothing
harder than knowing
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409. that the person you love
is unhappy.
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410. And I know how important it is
to do something about it.
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411. If one empty cargo bay
makes Keiko happy
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413. I just hope it works.
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414. So do I.
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415. She sacrificed her entire career
to be here with me.
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417. If there's anything else
I can do, just let me know.
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418. Thank you, sir.
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419. There being no special
circumstances in the death
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421. I make claim
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422. to the title and property
of this fallen House.
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423. The Council has considered
your petition
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424. and will grant the transfer
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425. once the final rituals
have been...
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426. The petition is out of order.
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427. This woman has no place here.
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428. Her husband is dead
and her House is fallen.
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429. I ask that she be taken
from the hall...
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430. I have performed
the brek'tal ritual, Gowron
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431. and have chosen
a new husband to lead my House.
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432. Enter, husband!
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433. A Ferengi cannot be allowed
to rule a Klingon House!
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434. All I have done is follow
the brek'tal ritual.
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435. If the leader of a House
is slain in honorable combat
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436. the victor may be invited
to take his place
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437. and his wife.
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438. You are the one that made
this possible, D'Ghor.
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439. You certified before the Council
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440. that Kozak died
an honorable death
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441. at the hands of this man.
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442. I am simply exercising
my rights as an honored widow.
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443. I will have your House
and your title, Grilka
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444. and when I am done,
I will place your head
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445. and the head
of this ridiculous Ferengi
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446. outside the gates.
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447. Uh, can I say something?
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448. It seems there's
some kind of dispute
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449. going on over some land,
maybe some other property...
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450. I think maybe we should
consider a deal.
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451. I should kill you right now.
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452. Mev yap!
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453. D'Ghor, you cannot challenge
this man in Council
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454. without just cause.
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455. We will have to consider
this matter carefully
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456. before a final decision
is reached.
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457. Until then,
the brek'tal will be respected.
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458. The House of Kozak is gone.
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459. For the time being, it will be
known as... as the House of...
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460. Quark.
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461. Quirk.
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462. Quark!
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463. The House of Quark.
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464. I told you not to say anything.
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of unnecessary bloodshed...
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467. Just do as I say and there
won't be any bloodshed.
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468. Fine.
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469. What's next?
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470. What do we do now?
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471. How do we strengthen
the position of your House?
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472. How do we keep D'Ghor
from carrying out his threats?
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473. What's the plan?
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474. I'm thinking.
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475. You don't have a plan, do you?
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476. You're just making
this up as you go along.
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477. I've managed to get us this far.
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478. But you have no idea
where to go from here.
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479. Can I make a suggestion?
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480. Let's try having a more
equal partnership, shall we?
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481. What do you want?
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482. Just tell me what's going on.
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483. Kozak squandered much
of our family's wealth
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484. incurred several
large gambling debts
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485. made unwise investments.
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486. As a result, the House has
been weakened severely
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487. in power and in influence.
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488. Much of the debt
is owed to D'Ghor
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489. who is now ready to take
advantage of our weakness.
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490. If he can gain title
of our lands and property
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491. his family will become
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492. a very powerful influence
in the Empire.
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493. He may even earn
a seat on the Council.
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494. Would it be possible for me
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495. to see all the financial
records of your House
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496. and I mean all of them?
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497. D'Ghor's, too,
if you can arrange it.
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498. Maybe I can find a way
out of this mess.
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499. That is not
how we do things here.
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500. We are Klingons.
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501. We do not dirty ourselves
with filthy ledgers
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502. looking
for some financial trick.
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503. Look, we've been doing
things your way
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504. ever since this started
and now you've run out of ideas.
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505. So maybe we should try doing
things my way for a change.
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506. It certainly can't hurt
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507. to let me look
at some "filthy ledgers."
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508. Good afternoon, Chief.
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509. Doctor.
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510. Plomeek soup, hot.
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511. Oh, with a touch of basil.
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512. What do you think?
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513. You're asking my opinion?
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514. An arboretum.
For Keiko, I presume
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515. to make her a little happier
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516. now the school's
been closed down.
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517. It's not just for Keiko.
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518. I mean, it'd benefit
the entire station.
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519. Do you think it'll work?
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520. Absolutely...
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521. for about two months.
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522. Then you'll be right back
where you started.
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523. Two months?
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524. Well, it's been my experience
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525. that during any
serious disagreement
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526. a smile and sweet words
will buy you two hours
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527. flowers will buy you a week
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528. an arboretum, well,
that's at least two months.
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529. But, in the end
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530. you still have to solve
the underlying problem.
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531. I thought an arboretum
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532. would give her a chance
to continue her studies.
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533. Help her find something
to do with her time.
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534. Like a hobby?
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535. Exactly.
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536. Exactly why it won't work.
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537. You can't ask her to turn
her profession into a hobby.
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538. Would you be satisfied just
pottering around in a workshop
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539. building nano-circuit boards
and playing with tricorders?
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540. I suppose not.
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541. You're Chief of Operations
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542. I'm a doctor,
and Keiko's a botanist
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543. and until she can be
a botanist again
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544. I'm not sure she's ever
really going to be happy.
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545. Very clever.
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546. Very clever, indeed.
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547. D'Ghor has manipulated
your family's holdings
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548. devalued the lands you hold
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549. and he is
the principal creditor
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550. on Kozak's outstanding
gambling debts.
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551. It's no accident
your family's getting weaker
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552. and D'Ghor's family
is getting stronger.
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553. He's been systematically
attacking your family's assets
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554. for over five years now.
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555. You mean D'Ghor
has been scheming
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556. and plotting like a F...
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557. Like a Ferengi.
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558. There is no honor
in what he has done.
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559. If he wanted
to challenge my House
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560. he should have made
a declaration
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561. met our forces in battle.
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562. And risk destroying
the very thing he wanted most...
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563. your lands and property?
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564. Can you prove any of this?
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565. You can show the Council
exactly what D'Ghor has done?
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566. It's all right there.
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567. All I have to do
is talk them through it.
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568. Thank you, Quark.
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569. You may have saved my family.
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570. Well, it is the House
of Quark, after all.
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571. I really am very grateful
for all you've done, Quark.
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572. That is why I'm going to let
you take your hand off my thigh
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573. instead of shattering
every bone in your body.
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574. Let's go talk to the Council.
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575. So, as you can see
from the gross adjusted
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576. assets tabulation in Column "J"
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577. the net value
of the land acquisition
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578. was actually zero.
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579. Now, if you go to the file
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580. marked "devaluation
of capital income"
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581. we can review the way D'Ghor...
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582. Enough.
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583. I don't want to hear
anything more
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584. about finances, mergers
or currency transactions.
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585. The charge has been made
that you have used money
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586. to bring down a great House.
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587. What do you say to this, D'Ghor?
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588. I say that he is a liar.
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589. That he has smeared my name
and I demand vengeance
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590. through personal combat.
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591. I have discovered new evidence
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592. evidence which proves
Kozak did not die honorably.
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593. That he actually died
in an accident.
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594. I have a witness who will say
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595. he watched Kozak trip
and fall on his own blade
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596. and that Quark made up
the entire story.
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597. I don't know what
he's trying to pull here.
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598. The only other person
who was there was...
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599. Hello, brother.
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600. Come on, this way.
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601. And keep quiet!
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602. I thought
you might try to leave.
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603. Look, I have done my part
in this little game of yours
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604. and I am sorry
about your House and title
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605. but there's a man out there
that wants to kill me tomorrow.
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606. It's a matter of honor, Quark.
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607. D'Ghor has accused you of lying.
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608. There's no way
to answer that challenge
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609. except through personal combat.
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610. To you Klingons
there may be no other way
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611. but there's
an old Ferengi saying
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612. about discretion being
the better part of valor.
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613. Then what they say
about the Ferengi is true.
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614. You're all lying,
thieving cowards
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615. who have no sense
of loyalty or honor.
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616. Sticks and stones.
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617. I thought you were different.
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618. I thought you had
something in here.
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619. But all you have in there
is a piece of latinum.
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620. And it's a pretty small piece
at that.
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621. Let them run.
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622. I don't want them in my House.
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623. All right, let's go.
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624. What?
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625. What?
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626. You think I should stay
and fight D'Ghor?
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627. Is that what you're thinking?
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628. How could you let her
get to you like this?
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629. Don't you see
what she's trying to do?
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630. She's trying to make us
feel guilty.
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631. Well, it's not going to work.
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632. You're right, brother.
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633. You're a businessman.
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634. All you care about is profit.
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635. Right.
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636. This was all just a ploy
to boost sales at the bar.
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637. Who cares if some Klingon
female loses her House?
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638. I certainly don't.
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639. Me neither.
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640. Well...
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641. Now, let's get out of here.
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642. Grilka
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643. where is the leader
of your House?
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644. I do not know.
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645. Then I say
that the House of Quark
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646. has dishonored itself
before this Council
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647. and I ask that it be dissolved,
and its land and property
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648. be turned over to me
as compensation for...
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649. I am Quark, son of Keldar
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650. and I have come to answer
the challenge of D'Ghor
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651. son of... whatever.
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652. Whatever happens,
I am proud of you.
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653. I wish I could say
that's comforting.
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654. Ready?
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655. Ready?
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656. DaH!
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657. Go ahead, kill me.
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658. That is why I'm here,
isn't it...
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659. to be killed?
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660. Well, here I am.
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661. So go ahead and do it.
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662. You all want me
to pick up that sword
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663. and fight him, don't you?
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664. But I don't have a chance
and you know it.
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665. You only want me
to put up a fight
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666. so that your precious honor
will be satisfied.
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667. Well, I'm not going to make it
so easy for you.
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668. Having me fight D'Ghor
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669. is nothing more
than an execution.
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670. So, if that's what you want
that's what you'll get...
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671. an execution.
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672. No honor
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673. no glory.
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674. And when you tell your children
and your grandchildren
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675. the glorious story
of how you rose to power
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676. and took Grilka's House
from her
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677. I hope you remember to tell them
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678. how you heroically killed
an unarmed Ferengi...
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679. half your size.
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680. Whatever you say, Ferengi.
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681. D'Ghor!
What are you doing?
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682. I didn't want
to believe the things
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683. he said about you yesterday,
but if you can stand here
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684. and murder
this pathetic little man
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685. then you have no honor...
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686. and you have no place
in this hall.
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687. A brave Ferengi.
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688. Who would have
thought it possible?
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689. I believe there are enough
unusual circumstances here
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690. to justify granting you
special dispensation.
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691. You can lead your House
on your own
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692. if that is what you want.
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693. Yej rhin!
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694. You have given me back my House
and my family name.
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695. How can I repay you?
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696. I would like a divorce, please.
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697. No offense.
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698. None taken.
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699. I can give it to you right away.
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700. N'Gos tlhogh cha!
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701. You're a free man.
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702. A little warning
would've been nice.
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703. Qapla', Quark...
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704. son of Keldar.
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705. Qapla'to you, too.
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706. I've never understood
what people see in that game.
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707. Don't they ever get sick of it?
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708. Keiko...
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709. there's an agrobiology
expedition
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710. leaving
for the Janitza mountains
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711. on Bajor in two weeks.
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712. They need a chief botanist.
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713. I think you could
probably qualify.
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714. On Bajor?
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715. That's right.
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716. They've never surveyed
these mountains.
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717. It's a very important
expedition.
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718. How long is this expedition
supposed to last?
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719. Six months.
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720. I can't leave you
and Molly for six months.
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721. You can take Molly with you.
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722. I've already checked.
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723. And as for me...
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724. well, Bajor's only three
hours away in a runabout.
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725. We can manage.
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726. When we moved here,
we made an agreement...
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727. I know.
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728. And I'm not trying
to back out of that agreement.
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729. Don't let this business
about the school
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730. make you feel guilty, and...
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731. This isn't about guilt.
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732. This is about you being happy
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733. and me knowing that you're not.
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734. I made a promise
to stay with you
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735. and make this work.
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736. I know.
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737. But you're a botanist.
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738. That's what you're
trained to do.
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739. That's what you love.
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740. Be a botanist, Keiko.
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741. Be the best damn botanist
in the galaxy.
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742. Brother?
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743. I haven't had
the chance to tell you
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744. but in the Great Hall
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745. when you stood there
in front of D'Ghor
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746. you were magnificent.
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747. I was lucky.
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748. If it didn't work
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749. I didn't have
another card to play.
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750. Business is dropping off again.
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751. Money isn't everything.
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752. If father were alive
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753. he'd wash your mouth
out with galcor.
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754. You can't buy respect, brother
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755. and that's what you
have now... respect.
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756. After all, that's what you
wanted, isn't it?
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757. Respect is good,
but latinum's better.
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758. Tell the story again
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759. about how you stood there
in front of D'Ghor
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760. not knowing whether you
were going to live
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761. to see another day.
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762. Everyone's tired
of hearing it, Rom.
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763. It's not going to boost
business anymore.
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764. No, I mean... tell me.
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765. I want to hear it again.
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766. All right, but I'm
taking this time
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767. out of your paycheck.
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768. Well, when I entered
the Great Hall
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769. the first thing I noticed
was that D'Ghor
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than I remembered...
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