Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 3x14

1. First Officer's Log, Stardate 48521.5.

2. Odo and I are returning to Deep Space 9

3. after reviewing security procedures at Prophet's Landing

4. the Bajoran colony closest to the Cardassian border.

5. Those orbital sensor platforms

6. should give the colonists plenty of advance warning

7. in case the Cardassians ever decide

8. to violate the new treaty.

9. Hopefully.

10. How did your meeting with Security Chief Bemar go?

11. Fine.

12. Was he properly impressed by the depth of your expertise?

13. Odo, is something bothering you?

14. What makes you say that?

15. Well, for one thing, you haven't said five words to me

16. since we left Prophet's Landing.

17. Huh!

18. Look, if I've done something

19. to offend you, I wish you'd tell me what it is.

20. It's not important.

21. Whatever you say.

22. Certainly not worth making an issue about.

23. Well, glad to hear it.

24. It's just...

25. When Governor Avesta

26. invited us to dinner at his house...

27. Go on.

28. You said no.

29. And?

30. You never bothered to ask me if I wanted to go.

31. You wanted to go to the Governor's house for dinner?

32. Not particularly.

33. Well, then, what's the problem?

34. The problem is you never asked what I wanted.

35. Odo, you don't eat.

36. Besides, you hate socializing with people you don't know.

37. Well, that's beside the point.

38. I would have liked to have been consulted, that's all.

39. You're right.

40. Next time we are invited out for dinner

41. I will make sure you are the one to say no.

42. I'd appreciate that.

43. Hold on.

44. I'm picking up a wide band

45. subspace transmission from a Lissepian supply ship.

46. They've just been attacked by a Maquis interceptor.

47. Long-range sensors are detecting

48. a modified Peregrine-class courier ship

49. lightly armed, one-man crew, bearing 268 mark 301.

50. The Maquis use Peregrine-class courier ships.

51. The Lissepians didn't sustain any serious damage.

52. I'm going after him.

53. Right.

54. I don't know what the Maquis have done

55. to that ship's engines, but it's fast.

56. Not fast enough. We're closing on him.

57. We better catch him soon.

58. We're entering the Badlands.

59. Wait a minute, I've lost him.

60. The Badlands' plasma fields are disrupting our sensors.

61. Increase the sensor bandwidth.

62. It should compensate for the interference.

63. I hope you're right.

64. Well, he can't have gotten far.

65. He's got to be somewhere in this solar system.

66. There he is.

67. Looks like he's trying to land

68. on one of the moons orbiting that gas giant.

69. I'm following him in.

70. There's something wrong with his ship.

71. It looks like his attitude stabilizers have failed.

72. Can you get a transporter lock on him?

73. Too much interference.

74. He's trying to land on that moon.

75. Ah, we've lost him.

76. Did he make it?

77. I don't know.

78. Something in the moon's atmosphere

79. is jamming our sensors.

80. Then I guess we'll have to land and see for ourselves.

81. O'Brien to Sisko.

82. Go ahead.

83. Commander, there's someone here to see you.

84. Who is it?

85. It's Nog.

86. Nog?

87. Tell him it's urgent.

88. He says it's urgent.

89. Send him in.

90. I told you he'd see me.

91. Commander...

92. first, let me express my most sincere thanks

93. for allowing me to speak with you.

94. You're welcome.

95. Now... what is this all about?

96. I wanted to give you... this.

97. Open it.

98. What's this?

99. It's latinum.

100. I know it's latinum, but why are you giving it to me?

101. Yesterday, I completed the Ferengi Attainment Ceremony.

102. I'm an adult.

103. Congratulations.

104. Thank you.

105. But...

106. that doesn't explain this.

107. According to Ferengi Bylaws

108. section 105, subparagraph ten, upon reaching adulthood

109. Ferengi males must purchase an apprenticeship

110. from a suitable role model.

111. I choose you.

112. You want to be my apprentice?

113. That's right.

114. I want to be the first Ferengi in Starfleet.

115. Now, who do I see about getting a uniform?

116. Nog, if you want to become a Starfleet officer

117. you have to attend the Academy.

118. All right.

119. Where do I sign up?

120. It's not that simple.

121. As a non-Federation citizen

122. you need a letter of reference from a command-level officer

123. before you can even take the entrance exam.

124. A command-level officer...

125. you mean, like you.

126. Well, yes... like me.

127. Then you'll write the letter.

128. I'll think about it.

129. Thank you, Commander.

130. I know you'll make the right decision.

131. Aren't you forgetting something?

132. Keep it.

133. Consider it a token of my appreciation.

134. Tricorders are useless.

135. The atmospheric ionization is jamming their transponders.

136. Are you sure he's in these caverns?

137. Well, he wasn't in the wreckage of his ship

138. and given the weather conditions on the surface

139. there's no way anyone could survive out there

140. for very long, so that leaves...

141. That's the third quake since we got here.

142. This moon must be seismically unstable.

143. The sooner we find our fugitive, the better off we'll be.

144. Well, finding him isn't going to be easy.

145. These caverns could go on forever.

146. And with all this seismic activity

147. I don't want to stay here any longer than we have to.

148. I say we split up.

149. We meet back here in 20 minutes

150. and if we haven't found him by then

151. we may have to leave without him.

152. If he's smart, he'll let us find him.

153. Federation prison would be paradise

154. compared to this place.

155. Well, let's hope he's smart.

156. I'll see you in 20 minutes.

157. Kira to Odo. Odo, can you hear me?

158. This is Odo. I can barely hear you.

159. Odo, I'm trapped. I need your help.

160. Come quickly. Odo, do you read me?

161. Stay where you are, Major. I'm on my way.

162. Odo, is that you?

163. I'm right here, Major.

164. Odo, I'm glad to see you.

165. What's wrong?

166. You're not going to believe this... my foot is stuck.

167. Stuck? How?

168. I don't know.

169. I must have stepped in a fissure or something.

170. I can't get it loose.

171. Let me take a look.

172. It's not a fissure.

173. Then what is it?

174. Your foot's been encased in some kind of crystal.

175. And from the look of things...

176. the crystal is spreading.

177. Now, you're sure you can't pull it loose?

178. Oh, believe me, I've tried.

179. Maybe if you slip your foot out of your boot?

180. I can barely feel

181. my foot, the crystal is pressing against it so hard.

182. There's no way I can get my boot off.

183. Hold on a minute.

184. This might hurt a bit.

185. Go ahead.

186. I fail to see the humor in this situation.

187. Come on, Odo.

188. It's pretty ridiculous, don't you think

189. the two of us being outsmarted by a chunk of crystal?

190. Well, I'm not giving up just yet.

191. Neither am I.

192. Hand me my phaser.

193. You sure this is a good idea?

194. If you're not careful...

195. I may blow off my foot and give Julian

196. the chance to prove what a wonderful doctor he is?

197. Don't worry, I have no intention of giving him

198. the opportunity.

199. Stand back.

200. I guess that wasn't such a good idea after all.

201. The crystal formation

202. seems to have somehow fed off the energy

203. from your phaser.

204. Odo to Mekong.

205. Two to beam out. Energize.

206. Odo to Mekong.

207. I can't contact the runabout.

208. There's too much interference.

209. I'll have to walk back to the landing site

210. and try to transport you from there.

211. Are you worried about leaving me here?

212. Now that you mention it, yes.

213. I'll be fine, Odo.

214. I promise not to go anywhere.

215. Nog, hand me that phase matrix recalibrator.

216. Here you are, Father.

217. Is it fixed yet?

218. Not yet, Brother.

219. What's taking so long?

220. We're working as fast as we can.

221. The replicators' entire power supply grid

222. has been shorted out.

223. I told you, Brother, if you don't shut down

224. your replicators at least once a week for routine maintenance

225. you risk system overloads like this one.

226. You said it might overload the system, might.

227. He tried to warn you, Uncle Quark.

228. You should have listened to him.

229. No, it's my fault.

230. I should have explained it better.

231. Of course it's your fault.

232. Everything that goes wrong here is your fault.

233. It says so in your contract.

234. Now, this mess had better be cleaned up before lunchtime

235. or I'm taking the losses out of your pay.

236. Of course, Brother.

237. Um... I need to get a replacement power coupling

238. from the storage room.

239. I'll be right back.

240. Hey, Nog, what's going on?

241. If you're here to order lunch

242. you'll have to come back in an hour.

243. Actually, I just ate.

244. Hey, that was a pretty funny joke

245. you pulled on my dad this morning.

246. What?

247. You know... about wanting to join Starfleet.

248. I wasn't joking.

249. Come on, Nog.

250. You don't really expect me to fall for that one.

251. Did you tell your father I was joking?

252. Yeah. Kind of.

253. How could you do that to me?

254. I want you to go back to your father

255. and tell him that you were wrong.

256. All right, calm down.

257. I mean, how was I supposed to know you were serious?

258. You never said you wanted to join Starfleet before.

259. I'm saying it now.

260. So what brought this on?

261. I have my reasons.

262. Okay, name one.

263. Why should I?

264. Because I'm your friend

265. and friends don't keep secrets from one another.

266. It's not a secret.

267. I just don't feel like talking about it.

268. Why?

269. Because it's personal.

270. Now, stop asking me.

271. All right, but my father's a pretty smart guy

272. and if this is some kind of trick

273. he's going to figure it out.

274. There's nothing to figure out.

275. I'm joining Starfleet, and that's that.

276. Now, if you don't mind, I have a lot of work to do.

277. Computer, lock onto these coordinates

278. and initiate transport sequence.

279. Unable to comply.

280. Explain.

281. The high level of atmospheric ionization

282. is inhibiting transporter lock.

283. Can you compensate for the interference

284. by using pattern enhancers?

285. Negative.

286. Pattern enhancers will not function

287. in a polarized ionization field.

288. Is there any way to achieve a transporter lock

289. in this kind of ionization field?

290. Negative.

291. Computer, send out a priority one distress signal

292. to Deep Space 9.

293. Unable to comply.

294. Communication systems are inoperable

295. due to atmospheric interference.

296. In that case, launch a communications probe

297. and instruct it to begin

298. a continuous broadcast of our whereabouts

299. as soon as it clears the atmosphere.

300. Working.

301. Probe launch confirmed.

302. Computer, given ideal conditions

303. how soon can we expect help from Deep Space 9?

304. Deep Space 9 should receive the probe's distress signal

305. in approximately two days.

306. Kira! I heard phaser fire.

307. You just missed our friend.

308. He came out of that tunnel.

309. I think he was as surprised as I was.

310. He fired at me from over there

311. and when I shot back, he ran off down the tunnel.

312. Don't worry.

313. His aim wasn't any better than mine was.

314. He didn't miss by much.

315. My lucky day.

316. I see you've put in a request to reassign

317. Ensign Vilix'pran from cargo inspection.

318. I think that would be best.

319. Given his condition, I don't want him

320. coming into contact with any hazardous materials.

321. His condition?

322. Vilix'pran is budding.

323. His buds are undergoing individuation

324. in just over a month.

325. You mean, he's pregnant.

326. Twins.

327. Ah. Reassignment granted.

328. I'll have to make sure I offer my congratulations

329. to the Ensign the next time I see him.

330. Well, O'Brien and I are throwing him

331. a baby shower in a couple of days.

332. I think it would mean a lot to him if you were there.

333. Are you getting him anything?

334. O'Brien's building him a hatchling pond

335. and I've put an order in with Garak

336. for some new baby clothes.

337. Count me in.

338. Aye, sir.

339. Ensign Pran... hmm.

340. Commander Sisko, have you made up your mind yet

341. about my letter?

342. Not exactly.

343. What does that mean, "not exactly"?

344. Look, Nog, I have to be honest with you.

345. When I think of candidates for Starfleet Academy

346. yours is not the first name that comes to mind.

347. Why not? Because I'm a Ferengi?

348. Not at all.

349. The fact is, your reputation on this station

350. leaves a lot to be desired.

351. Your school grades are mediocre at best

352. and you've had more than a few run-ins

353. with Constable Odo.

354. Okay, okay, so I've made some mistakes.

355. I admit that.

356. But I could do better.

357. Just give me a chance.

358. You wanted to see me, Benjamin?

359. Lieutenant, I need a complete inventory

360. of the contents of Cargo Bay 12.

361. Didn't we inventory 12 last week?

362. I'd like it done again.

363. All right, I'll assign a crew to it immediately.

364. Actually, I already have someone in mind for the job.

365. Really? Who?

366. - Nog. - Nog.

367. He's asked for a recommendation to Starfleet Academy.

368. Nog?

369. My reaction exactly.

370. I always thought it would be interesting

371. to have a Ferengi in Starfleet... but Nog?

372. I know it seems unlikely

373. but before I make up my mind

374. I want to give him a chance to prove himself.

375. Commander, there's a lot of valuable equipment

376. in Cargo Bay 12.

377. I know.

378. Maybe I should assign

379. a couple of crew members to assist him.

380. No, I want him to do it alone...

381. no help, no interference

382. no one looking over his shoulder.

383. I wish I could analyze this material.

384. Too bad our tricorders don't work.

385. Or our communicators or the transporter.

386. Our fugitive couldn't have chosen

387. a better place to hide.

388. Very convenient, don't you think?

389. You make it sound like he planned on trapping us.

390. Well, maybe he did, but it's not going to work.

391. I'm going to get you out of here.

392. How long do you think I have, Odo?

393. Long enough.

394. I figure at the rate the crystal's been growing...

395. I'm going to be completely covered

396. in less than 12 hours.

397. Unless this cave collapses first.

398. There has got to be a way to shatter this crystal!

399. I'm sure there is, but that doesn't mean

400. we're going to find it in less than 12 hours!

401. We'll find it.

402. Major...

403. do you ever look at the criminal activity reports

404. we get from Starfleet Security?

405. Not often.

406. Well, you should.

407. They make fascinating reading.

408. A few months ago, we got a report

409. on a theft on Remmil VI.

410. It seems the natives there spin a kind

411. of crystalline webbing that they use

412. to construct their buildings.

413. A band of Nausicaan raiders broke into their Central Museum

414. by using a high-frequency ultrasonic generator

415. to create a sympathetic vibration inside the webbing

416. and shatter it.

417. So all we need to do

418. is find a band of Nausicaan raiders

419. and ask them to give us a hand?

420. No, I might be able to put together a makeshift generator

421. using the covariant oscillator on the runabout.

422. Ah, the trick will be

423. finding the right frequency to create

424. a sympathetic vibration inside this crystal.

425. I'm going to have to go back to the runabout

426. start assembling the generator.

427. Keep your phaser handy in case our friend decides to come back.

428. I will.

429. I'll be back as soon as I can.

430. Constable...

431. when we get back to the station

432. I'm going to start reading those criminal activity reports.

433. I'll make sure you get them.

434. Due to a computer error

435. we lost the manifest on this entire cargo bay.

436. Commander Sisko would like you to re-inventory its contents.

437. The entire cargo bay?

438. That's right.

439. By myself?

440. Look, Nog, Starfleet isn't just about diplomacy, exploration.

441. A lot of the time, it's just hard work.

442. When does Commander Sisko want it done?

443. He would like the manifest on his desk

444. first thing in the morning.

445. He'll have it tonight before he goes off duty.

446. Tomorrow morning will be fine, Nog.

447. Now, if you don't mind, Lieutenant

448. I'd like to get started.

449. How long do you think it's going to be

450. before the generator finds the right frequency?

451. It's hard to say.

452. It could take hours.

453. I don't suppose there's any way to speed things up.

454. I didn't think so.

455. Don't worry, Major.

456. I have every intention of getting us back to the station

457. by tomorrow night.

458. Chief O'Brien is counting on it.

459. What does O'Brien have to do with it?

460. We... have an appointment.

461. What kind of appointment?

462. Talk to me, Odo.

463. It helps pass the time.

464. The, uh, Chief and I

465. are supposed to go kayaking together

466. in a holosuite.

467. You're kidding.

468. How did he talk you into that one?

469. He didn't "talk me" into anything.

470. It's really quite enjoyable.

471. You mean, you've done it before?

472. Twice.

473. He invited me one evening

474. and seeing I had no plans, I accepted.

475. I'm sorry. I'm just having trouble

476. imagining the two of you together in a boat.

477. Well, if it helps any

478. he's the one who does all the singing.

479. He sings?

480. He says it's necessary

481. to establish a smooth paddling rhythm.

482. This gets better and better.

483. What kinds of songs does he sing?

484. Ancient human sea chanteys, mostly.

485. He's particularly fond of one called "Louie, Louie."

486. I never pictured O'Brien as the nautical type.

487. Next to his work and his family

488. shooting the rapids is his favorite activity.

489. He's had the holo-program since he was on the Enterprise.

490. How long do these boat trips usually take?

491. That depends.

492. On what?

493. On how many times we capsize.

494. It must be a very difficult program.

495. It's extremely difficult.

496. According to him, he's dislocated his shoulder

497. half a dozen times trying to make it down those rapids.

498. Then why does he keep doing it?

499. Because he loves it.

500. And it's been my observation

501. that you humanoids have a hard time

502. giving up the things you love

503. no matter how much they might hurt you.

504. I'm glad you're here, Odo.

505. I'm glad I'm here, too.

506. Odo!

507. - Major... - I'm all right.

508. What about the generator?

509. It's fine.

510. It still hasn't found the right frequency

511. to shatter the crystal.

512. Tell it to hurry.

513. A couple more tremors like that last one

514. and this whole cave is going to collapse.

515. Well, we'll just have to make sure

516. that doesn't happen.

517. After all, we've been in worse situations

518. than this one and come out all right.

519. Name three.

520. I can't think of any, either.

521. No, it... it's not that.

522. It's just that...

523. that wasn't the response I expected.

524. What do you mean?

525. In the detective novels Chief O'Brien gives me to read

526. when the hero says

527. "we've been in tougher situations than this one"

528. his friends always agree.

529. I never read any of those books.

530. Well, there must be some humanoid platitude

531. I can use to cheer you up.

532. I don't have much use for platitudes, Odo.

533. I'd rather face the truth of a situation

534. and go on from there.

535. I feel the same way.

536. I know you do.

537. That's why you and I get along so well.

538. I suppose it is.

539. But, in this case, the truth is

540. we're going to get you out of here, Major

541. and that's no platitude.

542. I must admit, this is impressive work.

543. Incredible is more like it.

544. He inventoried the whole cargo bay

545. in under five hours.

546. You're sure he didn't have any help?

547. According to the internal sensors

548. no one else entered that cargo bay

549. the entire time he was there.

550. I guess he did learn something

551. working in his uncle's storeroom.

552. I assume that all of our equipment

553. is where it's supposed to be?

554. If you're asking if he stole anything

555. the answer is no.

556. He even found some things we missed

557. on our last inventory.

558. Okay. So now we know he's a hard worker.

559. The question remains

560. why does he want to join Starfleet?

561. I have no idea.

562. I don't understand it.

563. I've run through the entire harmonic spectrum

564. and none of the frequencies

565. have had any effect on the crystal.

566. It's almost as if

567. the structure of the crystal is mutating

568. to keep us from finding the right frequency.

569. Odo?

570. Yes, Major?

571. Oh, I wish there was something else I could do.

572. Just keep talking to me.

573. What do you want me to say?

574. Anything. Tell me a story.

575. A story?

576. I know.

577. Tell me how you got your name.

578. My name?

579. Ah...

580. now that you mention it, that is an amusing story.

581. Tell it to me.

582. Well...

583. as you know, when Dr. Mora

584. first brought me to his laboratory

585. it was under Cardassian supervision.

586. All specimens had to be clearly labeled in Cardassian

587. so the Overseers would always know

588. what the scientists were working on.

589. Since no one was exactly sure what I was

590. Mora labeled me "unknown sample"

591. which the Overseer translated into Cardassian as odo'ital.

592. So your name is "unknown sample"?

593. No... no.

594. Odo'ital literally means the word "nothing."

595. Even after it became clear that I was sentient

596. the Bajoran scientists kept calling me that.

597. As a joke, they split it into two words

598. like a Bajoran name: "Odo Ital."

599. Which eventually got shortened...

600. To Odo.

601. Ah.

602. But now the thing is, for the longest time

603. whenever anyone would use my name

604. the first thing I would think of was what it meant..."Nothing."

605. What better way to describe me?

606. I had no family, no friends, no place where I belonged.

607. I thought it was the most appropriate name

608. anyone could give me...

609. and then I met you...

610. and the others... Sisko, Dax, even Quark.

611. And now...

612. when I hear one of you call me "Odo"

613. I no longer think of myself as nothing.

614. I think of myself as me.

615. I'm sorry, Major.

616. I guess that story wasn't as amusing

617. as I hoped it would be.

618. No, I liked it very much.

619. The ultrasonic generator isn't going to work, is it?

620. No, I'm afraid it's not.

621. I don't suppose...

622. you have any other ideas?

623. I wish I had.

624. Neither do I.

625. It doesn't make sense.

626. The ultrasonic generator should have worked.

627. Something's not right here.

628. Odo...

629. you've done your best.

630. It's time for you to go.

631. Go?

632. This place is going to collapse any minute.

633. The Maquis is probably dead from one of the cave-ins.

634. There's nothing more you can do for me.

635. If you're asking me to leave...

636. As your superior officer

637. I'm telling you to take the runabout

638. and get the hell off this moon.

639. That's an order.

640. Odo, why are you still standing there?

641. I told you to get out of here.

642. I'm not leaving.

643. Constable, I gave you a direct order.

644. You can order me all you want.

645. As of now, I'm resigning my commission.

646. Odo, if you stay here, you'll die.

647. You don't know that for certain!

648. And even if it were true, I'm not going to abandon you.

649. I want you to get out of here.

650. Don't you understand?

651. I can't!

652. You have to.

653. Odo, please.

654. No, I won't leave you!

655. Why?

656. Because!

657. Because...

658. I'm in love with you.

659. So...

660. now you know.

661. Odo...

662. I'm in love with you, too.

663. You wanted to see me, Commander?

664. Nog...

665. I've given your request a lot of thought.

666. I appreciate that, Commander.

667. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn you down.

668. Turn me down? Why?

669. Did I do something wrong?

670. It's not anything you did, Nog.

671. You're just not Academy material.

672. Here...

673. this belongs to you.

674. Commander, can't we talk about this?

675. There's nothing to talk about.

676. We both know you'd never make it through the Academy.

677. You couldn't handle the workload or the discipline.

678. You wouldn't last two weeks.

679. That's not true.

680. I'm a hard worker!

681. I proved that to you!

682. It doesn't matter.

683. And I'm not going to put my reputation on the line

684. just to satisfy some whim of yours.

685. It's not just a whim.

686. I'm serious about joining Starfleet.

687. I don't have time for this, Nog.

688. Now, whatever little scheme you had, you can forget it.

689. I'm not giving you that letter.

690. It's not a joke or a scheme.

691. I want to join Starfleet.

692. I want it more than anything I've ever wanted in my life.

693. You're a Ferengi.

694. Why would you want to be in Starfleet?

695. Where's the profit in it?

696. I don't care about profit!

697. Then what do you care about?

698. Come on, Nog, tell me!

699. Why is it so damned important that you get into Starfleet?

700. Why are you doing this?

701. Because I don't want to end up like my father!

702. Your... father.

703. That's right.

704. My father.

705. He's been chasing profit his whole life

706. and what has it gotten him?

707. Nothing.

708. And you know why?

709. Because he doesn't have the lobes.

710. And neither do I.

711. And "a Ferengi without profit..."

712. "... ls no Ferengi at all."

713. The 18th Rule of Acquisition.

714. My father is a mechanical genius.

715. He could have been Chief Engineer of a starship

716. if he'd had the opportunity.

717. But he went into business, like a good Ferengi.

718. The only thing is, he's not a good Ferengi.

719. Not when it comes to acquiring profit.

720. So now, all he has to live for

721. is the slim chance that someday, somehow

722. he might be able to take over my uncle's bar.

723. Well, I'm not going to make the same mistake.

724. I want to do something with my life...

725. something worthwhile.

726. Like joining Starfleet?

727. I may not have an instinct for business

728. but I have my Father's hands

729. and my Uncle's tenacity.

730. I know I've got something to offer.

731. I just need the chance to prove it.

732. All right.

733. I'll see that you get that chance.

734. You're going to recommend me to Starfleet Academy?

735. I'll send the letter the first thing tomorrow morning.

736. Commander, I don't know how to thank you!

737. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

738. Don't thank me yet.

739. You still have a lot of work ahead of you.

740. Don't worry.

741. You're never going to regret this.

742. Odo?

743. Yes, Major?

744. You haven't said a word to me in over an hour.

745. I've just been going over a few things in my mind.

746. I'm sorry I waited so long

747. to tell you how I feel about you.

748. If I'd told you earlier

749. maybe things would have been different.

750. Ah.

751. What are you smiling about?

752. I think I've finally figured out what's going on here.

753. This whole situation

754. hasn't seemed right since the beginning.

755. There have been too many coincidences

756. too many unanswered questions.

757. Are you still trying to prove that this is

758. all some kind of conspiracy?

759. You said the Maquis was standing here when he shot at you?

760. That's right.

761. How tall was he? My height?

762. No...

763. maybe shorter.

764. Like this?

765. More or less.

766. What does it matter, anyway?

767. It matters because, from this position

768. you're blocking those phaser hits.

769. There's no way someone standing here

770. could hit those rocks

771. without hitting you first.

772. Maybe he was standing somewhere else.

773. Maybe...

774. or maybe you were lying to me.

775. Which makes two times you've lied to me today.

776. What are you talking about?

777. You lied when you said you were shot at by the Maquis

778. and you lied when you said you loved me.

779. But I do love you.

780. I wish you did, but you don't.

781. Remember, Major, I pride myself on my ability to observe

782. human nature, and I've watched you for the past three years.

783. In all that time, I never saw any indication

784. that you had those kind of feelings for me.

785. You like me...

786. you think of me as a close friend...

787. but love?

788. I'm afraid not.

789. Maybe I told you I loved you because I thought...

790. it would make you feel better.

791. Because I thought that's what you wanted to hear.

792. You're lying again.

793. The Kira I know

794. has far too much regard for our friendship

795. to lie to me...

796. even for the best of reasons.

797. Odo, I can explain.

798. Good.

799. And you can start by telling me

800. who you are and what you've done with Kira.

801. Well done, Odo.

802. You really are quite a skillful investigator.

803. And you're quite a skillful changeling.

804. You still have much to learn.

805. If you want to share your wisdom tell me where Major Kira is.

806. Close by.

807. You were the fugitive we were chasing, weren't you?

808. That's correct.

809. How did you get your hands on a Maquis ship?

810. Now, Odo, you really can't expect me

811. to give you all the answers.

812. But why lead us here?

813. Why replace Major Kira?

814. I needed to understand why you chose

815. to live with the solids rather than your own people.

816. I suspected it had something to do with Major Kira.

817. Now, I'm certain of it.

818. So your plan was to let me think she died.

819. You thought that would take away my link to the solids?

820. Then you would return to us.

821. I assure you nothing will ever make me do that.

822. I wouldn't be so sure.

823. Tell me where she is.

824. And if I don't, then what? You'll shoot me?

825. No changeling has ever harmed another.

826. There's always a first time.

827. Major Kira is down that tunnel, 200 meters south of here.

828. Save her, if it suits you

829. but it won't make any difference.

830. She is never going to love you.

831. How could she?

832. You are a changeling.

833. Major, wake up!

834. Odo, what happened?

835. What am I doing here?

836. It's a long story.

837. Right now, we have to get you back to the Mekong.

838. There's one thing I still don't understand.

839. If that Founder was trying to test

840. your allegiance to the solids, why did she impersonate me?

841. I suppose it's because

842. you happened to be with me in the runabout.

843. It could have just as easily been

844. Commander Sisko, Doctor Bashir...

845. What finally made you realize the truth?

846. Well, she eventually made a mistake.

847. She said something I know you would never say.

848. What was that?

849. Just a slip of the tongue...

850. nothing important.

851. I tell you, I won't stand for it.

852. No nephew of mine

853. is going to disgrace our family name

854. by joining Starfleet.

855. But, Uncle Quark...

856. My mind is made up.

857. I forbid it.

858. No, you don't.

859. Rom, stay out of this.

860. I will not.

861. When it comes to the bar, you may be in charge

862. but, when it comes to my son, I make the decisions.

863. Fine.

864. You tell him he can't go.

865. Nog...

866. good luck.

867. I would be proud to have a son in Starfleet.

868. You're both insane.

869. Like father, like son.