1. So, there I was,
fighting the toughest battle of my life,
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hoping to spot a friendly face,
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I considered giving up.
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panic building up.
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10. and just like that, it came to me -
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11. the answer I was looking for.
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12. A pericardial membrane!
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13. I looked down and punched
the answer into my computer terminal
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14. just as the buzzer sounded,
ending the exam.
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is the stuff salutatorians are made of.
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16. Salutatorian?
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18. for a postganglionic nerve during the orals
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19. or I would have been valedictorian.
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20. It was a trick question.
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21. Fascinating.
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22. Not nearly as fascinating as when l...
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23. Dr Bashir? Chief O'Brien?
Report to landing pad five.
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24. Bad timing.
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25. There'll be another time.
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26. Starfleet medical finals.
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27. Gets them every time.
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28. - It's no use.
- Chief! We must get this hatch open.
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29. Lieutenant Dax and Ensign Pauley
are trapped.
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30. The runabout barely made it back.
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31. Power levels were near zero.
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32. There's not enough juice left
to release the servos.
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33. Life support's down.
Oxygen levels are dangerously low.
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34. Have to burn it through.
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35. The hatch is made of duranium composite.
It'll take an hour.
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36. We don't have much time.
How many passengers were aboard?
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37. - Two.
- I'm reading three.
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38. We need to get power
to the hatch servos.
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39. Hand me the EPl capacitor.
Middle shelf.
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40. Try her now.
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41. - Dax?
- I'm fine. Check the others.
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42. - Vash?
- That's right.
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43. Miles O'Brien, from the Enterprise.
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44. - Yes, of course.
- What are you doing on the Ganges?
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45. We found her in the Gamma Quadrant.
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46. - She'd been there for over two years.
- Two years?
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47. Doctor, we'd better get these people
over to the infirmary.
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48. Right this way.
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49. How did you get
to the Gamma Quadrant?
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50. - A friend dropped me off.
- Oh.
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51. - Will I live?
- You're fine.
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52. In fact...
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53. you're in remarkable shape.
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54. Thank you, Doctor. I try.
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55. I mean you've... managed quite well
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56. considering you've been out of contact
with civilisation for two years.
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57. I'd hardly call the Gamma Quadrant
uncivilised.
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58. Some of the cultures have histories
dating back millions of years.
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59. Really? I'd love to hear about them.
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60. We have no idea what's beyond
the wormhole.
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61. Maybe I'll write a book.
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62. It's sure to be a bestseller around here.
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63. Well...
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64. no sign of disease or malnutrition
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65. or parasitic infections.
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66. You sound disappointed.
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67. I am.
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68. Now I have no reason
to keep you here.
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69. You almost make me wish
I wasn't feeling well.
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70. She claims she knew nothing
about the wormhole?
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71. She seemed surprised about it.
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72. She didn't expect
to see this part of the galaxy again.
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73. How could she get there
if she didn't go through the wormhole?
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74. She didn't want to talk about it.
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75. Said it was a personal matter.
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76. A human alone in the Gamma Quadrant
for two years?
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77. Check her background.
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78. - She claims to be an archaeologist.
- That's a good place to start.
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79. You sure this place is safe?
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80. The Assay Office
is the most secure area on the station.
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81. The chambers are surrounded on all sides
by individual force fields.
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82. And how are the locks controlled?
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83. Once you secure a chamber,
it can't be opened
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84. except with
your personal authorization code,
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85. combined with a verified retinal print.
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86. - A Cardassian MK-7 scanner?
- MK-12.
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87. With an L-90 enhanced resolution filter.
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88. I suppose that will have to do.
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89. Computer, begin inventory
for cubicle 19.
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90. One statue...
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91. stone.
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92. 30-odd centimetres tall,
approximately eight kilograms.
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93. Assorted gems.
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94. Gold necklace.
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95. One dagger. Bronze and gold.
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96. About 25 centimetres.
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97. Beautiful.
I've never seen anything quite like it.
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98. Some kind of Promethean quartz.
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99. I thought so too, at first,
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100. but its molecular density
and refraction index is much higher.
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101. Remarkable.
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102. End inventory.
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103. Please, enter an access code.
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104. All right.
I'll pick everything up tomorrow.
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105. I've booked on the Mulzirak Transport.
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106. - You're not leaving us so soon?
- I'm afraid so.
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107. The Daystrom lnstitute
will be very disappointed.
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108. The Daystrom lnstitute?
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109. They want to hear
about the Gamma Quadrant.
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110. Every place you've been,
everything you've seen,
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111. could be important,
including how you got there.
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112. Sorry, Commander,
but that's a personal matter.
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113. So now the Daystrom lnstitute
is interested in me.
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114. That's ironic.
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115. Professor Woo seemed eager
to speak to you again.
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116. Did he tell you
he suspended my membership
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117. from the Archaeological Council?
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118. Twice. Something about
the sale of illegal artefacts.
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119. if it's a choice
between science and profit,
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120. I'll choose profit every time.
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121. He hoped you'd make an exception.
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122. I haven't been back to
Earth in... it must be 12 years.
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123. Here's your chance.
I could arrange passage.
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124. I think I'd like that.
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125. Fine. I'll take care of it.
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126. I don't understand it, Commander.
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127. I can't find anything wrong with her.
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128. This ship is completely functional.
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129. - It didn't look that way this morning.
- Don't get me wrong.
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130. The power reserves are empty.
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131. The inertial damping fields
are barely operational
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132. and the warp drive containment field's
on the verge of collapse.
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133. But there's nothing wrong
with any of them.
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134. Once we put power back in,
she should be operational.
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135. Did you check
the central power linkages?
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136. Yes, I ran a level-1 diagnostic.
Everything checks out.
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137. I can't explain it.
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138. It's like something tapped into the ship's
systems and drained them dry.
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139. How well do you know Vash?
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140. I only met her one time
aboard the Enterprise.
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141. What was she doing there?
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142. Vash and Captain Picard were friends -
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144. Seems they met on Risa
a few years back.
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145. She must be special,
being friends with the Captain.
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146. - She doesn't seem his type.
- The Captain likes a good challenge.
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147. Status report?
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148. We had broad-spectrum power drain.
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149. Power transfer is inoperative.
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150. The energy was drawn out
faster than it could handle.
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151. Chief, are you reading
any graviton flux
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152. around the transfer systems?
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153. I am detecting
a low-level graviton disturbance.
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154. That's what happened
when we lost power on the Ganges.
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155. These were Cardassian living quarters.
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156. The bed may take some getting used to.
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157. As an archaeologist,
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158. To me, any bed will be a luxury.
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159. You've never slept
on a Cardassian mattress.
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160. - if you need anything, ask the computer.
- Thanks, Chief.
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161. By the way, how's Jean Luc?
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162. The Captain?
The last time I saw him, he was fine.
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163. Now that I'm back,
I'll have to look him up.
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164. Really, Vash, I can't believe
you're still pining for Jean Luc -
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165. that self-righteous do-gooder.
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166. He warned me about you.
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167. You're hurt, you strike back.
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168. But cheer up.
I bring you wonderful news - I'm back.
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169. It was cruel of me to leave you.
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170. Very touching,
but you didn't leave me, I left you.
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171. You left me, I left you. Details!
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172. The important thing is we're a team again.
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173. - Joined together at the hip.
- Not a chance.
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174. You're going to miss me.
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175. Don't flatter yourself.
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176. I thought we'd first visit
the Teleris Cluster,
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177. look in on the star dancers at Mundahla.
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178. Or head over to the Lantar Nebula
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179. and view the Sampalo relic
on Hoek lV.
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180. Not interested.
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181. I know, Vadris lll.
Charming little world.
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182. The natives think they're
the only intelligent life in the universe.
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183. No!
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184. You choose, then.
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185. I choose never to travel with you again.
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186. You don't know what you're missing.
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187. I promised to take you places
no human had seen.
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188. And you have. It was wonderful.
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189. - Thank you. Goodbye.
- Two years in the Gamma Quadrant
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190. hardly qualifies as a grand tour
of the universe.
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191. There's the Delta Quadrant to explore,
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192. not to mention all the other galaxies.
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193. Q, I want you out of my life.
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194. You are arrogant
and you think you know everything.
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195. But I do know everything.
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196. That makes it even worse.
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197. What is it you really want?
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198. I want the life I had before I met you.
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199. And a stellar life, indeed.
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200. The eminent Vash -
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201. barred from the Royal Museum
of Epsilon Hydra Vll.
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202. Persona non grata on Betazed.
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203. Wanted dead on Myrmidon
for stealing the Crown of the First Mother.
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204. Dead or alive.
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205. Preferably dead.
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206. It's a wonder you haven't offended
every race in the galaxy.
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207. You almost got me killed
on Erriakang Vll.
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208. They weren't thrilled to see you on Brax.
"The God of Lies."
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209. Come in.
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210. - l...
- Go away.
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211. Q, bring him back.
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212. What business could you have
with that disgusting little troll?
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213. You didn't give him time to tell me.
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214. Bring him back this instant.
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215. All right.
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216. Can I help you?
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217. My name is Quark.
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218. It's come to my attention
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219. that you have access to certain items.
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220. ltems that might perhaps turn a tidy profit?
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221. I'm listening.
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222. For a percentage,
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223. I might be able to arrange
a buyer for your trinkets.
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224. Perhaps an auction.
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225. I'll only accept payment
in gold-pressed latinum.
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226. I'll shower you in it. 50-50.
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227. Mr Quark, I believe
you're trying to take advantage of me.
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228. Some wine?
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229. You have a talent for oo-mox.
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230. So I've been told.
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231. I'll not be distracted
by your feminine wiles.
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232. I demand 40%.
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233. All right, 30%.
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234. What magnificent cartilage.
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235. 22 and don't stop.
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236. You've got a deal.
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237. I expect you'll make
the necessary arrangements?
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238. You're good.
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239. You're very, very good.
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240. How perfectly vile.
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241. - No wonder you ended up with Picard.
- Go away.
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242. - Enter.
- Aren't we the hub of activity?
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243. - Am I interrupting anything?
- No, come in, Doctor.
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244. - Please call me Julian.
- Julian. Is this medical business?
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245. I thought of official reasons
for dropping by
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246. but your good health
robbed me of excuses.
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247. That didn't seem to stop you.
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248. I'll contribute to your good health
by buying you dinner.
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249. Quark's makes a delicious couscous
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250. and the company
might be mildly entertaining.
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251. Sounds like fun.
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252. Though, I would like to freshen up first.
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253. Could I meet you there
in 20 minutes or so?
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254. Those 20 minutes
will seem like an eternity.
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255. These mating rituals you humans
indulge in are disgusting.
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256. - Get out.
- You don't mean it.
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257. - Out!
- You'll be lost without me.
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258. - I can take care of myself.
- We'll see about that.
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259. - Just a cup of mint tea, please.
- You're making a terrible mistake.
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260. Why? The replicators
haven't malfunctioned again?
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261. I'm talking about Vash.
Stay away from her.
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262. My God, you're an impertinent waiter.
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263. I'm a friend, giving you friendly advice.
She's trouble.
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264. I don't see that
it's any of your business who I see.
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265. - I'm having dinner with her.
- You look tired.
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266. - I feel fine.
- No, you look very tired.
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267. Funny, l...
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268. I do feel a bit spent.
Maybe I should...
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269. Maybe I should go and lie down
for a minute.
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270. Hopefully by yourself for a change.
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271. Bloody hell.
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272. The Klingon scout ship has departed
docking bay 11.
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273. Good. I'll tell Odo he can relax now.
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274. We've got a problem.
I just saw Q on the Promenade.
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275. - Here?
- What's Q?
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276. A powerful and unpredictable entity.
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277. I was at a Starfleet briefing on him
two years ago.
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278. - Blasted menace.
- What does he want with us?
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279. Whatever it is, we won't like it.
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280. You might ask Vash.
They know each other.
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281. From the Enterprise?
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282. They actually met in Sherwood Forest.
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283. It was one of the little jokes Q played
on the Enterprise crew.
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284. Main power grid has dropped 80%.
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285. Sensors are reading
a massive graviton build-up.
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286. - How long before we regain full power?
- It's already normalising.
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287. if we have an outage
during a docking procedure
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288. we could lose an entire pylon!
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289. I've checked every system.
There's nothing wrong with them.
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290. It's got to be Q -
another one of his stupid jokes.
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291. I'm not laughing.
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292. I figured we'd auction this off last.
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293. Interesting,
but hardly of any intrinsic value.
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294. I thought it was the best piece.
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295. My associates have more
sophisticated tastes than you're used to.
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296. But just so it's not a total loss,
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297. I'll buy it for seven bars
of gold-pressed latinum.
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298. - It's worth 50 times as much.
- Ridiculous!
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299. All right, 18,
but you must never tell a soul
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300. about my foolish generosity.
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301. You'll have to be
a lot more foolish than that.
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302. All right, 30. Now, give it to me.
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303. Bidding starts
at 200 bars of gold latinum.
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304. I can't decide what's more intoxicating -
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305. this Gamzian wine,
or your negotiating skills.
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306. We need to talk.
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307. The lady and l
are having a private conversation.
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308. It can wait.
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309. Tell me, Commander,
where is that doctor of yours?
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310. He was supposed
to meet me here earlier.
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311. - Tell me about Q.
- I'll tell you anything you want to know.
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312. Just answer one question -
is Starfleet penalising you
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313. or did you actually request
such a dismal command?
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314. - I want you off this station.
- Don't be hasty, my happy-go-lucky friend.
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315. This gulag could use a little colour,
some excitement.
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316. And who better to provide that than "moi?"
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317. Although, I must admit,
I like your new tailor.
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318. I'm not impressed by your parlour tricks.
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319. These power outages are going to stop.
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320. Why tell me?
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321. Of course, go ahead.
Blame Q if it makes you feel better.
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322. It's my fate to be
the galaxy's whipping boy.
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323. Heavy is the burden of being me.
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324. if you're looking for sympathy,
you're in the wrong place.
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325. I was hoping for a witty repartee
but I won't get any of that.
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326. At least your beloved Jean Luc
knew how to turn a phrase.
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327. Take a hint, Q.
No one wants you around.
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328. Really, Vash,
this playing hard to get is growing tedious.
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329. Remember,
I'm the Q and you the lowly human.
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330. I'll decide when this partnership is over.
Understand?
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331. Why don't you and l
continue this discussion in private?
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332. Excellent idea.
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333. You're right.
This is an excellent idea.
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334. - Sisko to Ops.
- All gone.
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335. - Bring them back, Q. Now!
- Or what? You'll thrash me?
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336. Shall we settle this "mano a mano?"
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337. - Marquis of Queensberry rules?
- What?
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338. Fisticuffs, pugilism,
the manly art of self-defence!
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339. Come on.
isn't this wonderfully barbaric?
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340. Take a poke at me.
I know that's what you want to do.
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341. - I'll wager five bars of latinum on Sisko.
- You're on.
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342. Fight back!
This is supposed to be brutal.
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343. You can pay me out of your profits
from the auction.
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344. You hit me. Picard never hit me.
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345. I'm not Picard.
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346. lndeed not.
You're much easier to provoke.
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347. How fortunate for me.
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348. Not again.
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349. Damn it, Q. Enough is enough.
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350. - We're losing atmosphere.
- Decompression protocol.
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raise the confinement shields.
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352. - Shields up.
- Damage report.
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353. A minor hull breach
in one of the upper bulkheads.
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354. I'm getting reports of hull fractures
throughout the station.
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355. Emergency systems
appear to be functioning.
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356. The breach was caused
by a focused graviton pulse.
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357. Every time we've had a power drain
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358. it's been followed by an increase
in the graviton field.
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359. We could have a breach in
a reactor core.
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360. - We'd lose half the station.
- Maybe we should negotiate with Q.
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361. I'm not convinced Q is behind this.
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362. Playing with the lights
doesn't strike me as his style.
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363. You wanted to see me?
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364. Make it quick.
I have important business.
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365. Yes, I know.
You're auctioning off some artefacts
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366. from the Gamma Quadrant.
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367. You were eavesdropping
on my conversation with Vash.
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368. What were you this time?
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369. The table? One of the chairs?
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370. The wine bottle.
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371. When will you realise
that you have no secrets from me?
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372. I have nothing to hide.
I sell merchandise to select clientele.
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373. And what makes them so select?
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374. They're all ridiculously wealthy...
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375. and not too bright.
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376. I'll never understand this obsession
with accumulating material wealth.
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377. You spend your entire life
plotting and scheming
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378. to acquire more and more possessions
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379. until your living areas
are bursting with useless junk.
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380. Then you die.
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381. Your relatives sell everything
and start the cycle again.
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382. isn't there anything you... desire?
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383. I have my work.
What more do I need?
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386. A complete set of Tanesh pottery?
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387. How about a latinum-plated bucket
to sleep in?
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388. Well, I'm glad to see you've packed.
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389. - I hope you said goodbye to your friends.
- I don't have time for this.
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390. You've led a charmed life
these past two years
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392. - I can take care of myself.
- Really?
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393. Do you remember
that tiny little insect bite
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397. The galaxy can be a dangerous place
when you're on your own.
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398. It's over, Q.
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399. I leave you now to reconsider
my offer of friendship.
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continues to be drained
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402. and converted into gravitons.
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403. At this rate, our life-support systems
will fail in 14 hours.
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404. We can't find the source
of the power drain
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405. with these Cardassian sensors.
They're not sensitive enough.
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406. Let's make the drain easier to detect.
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407. if we flood the station with tritium gas
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408. we can trace the particle flow
to the source.
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409. Tritium? isn't that toxic?
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410. Only when highly concentrated.
We'd only use a small amount.
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411. Do it. Unless we get this
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412. in the next eight hours
we'll evacuate.
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414. Picard would have solved it hours ago.
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415. No wonder
you're not commanding a starship.
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416. - Security to Ops.
- Aren't we the feisty little go-getter?
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417. I'd keep my eye on this one.
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418. Chances are she's after your job.
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419. Why don't you do
something constructive for a change,
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420. like torment Cardassians.
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421. - Do I know you?
- O'Brien. From the Enterprise.
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422. Enterprise? Oh, yes.
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423. Weren't you one of the little people?
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424. Quite a motley crew
you've assembled here, Benji.
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425. My advice to you is to evacuate now
and save all this pointless guesswork.
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426. Q, tell us what's going on
or get out of the way.
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427. I'll tell you.
While you conduct futile experiments
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428. Vash is below engaged in base commerce
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429. and setting Federation ethics back
200 years.
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430. Believe me, gang,
she's far more dangerous to you than l.
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431. Kolos, my friend.
I don't know which pleases me more -
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432. your smiling face
or your overflowing purse.
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433. Quark, you obsequious toad.
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434. Your so-called Gamma Quadrant
merchandise had better be legitimate
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435. or I'll toss you out an airlock.
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436. No cause for alarm.
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437. Each piece comes with a statement
of authenticity from Vash,
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438. the Federation's foremost expert
on the Gamma Quadrant.
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439. In that case, stop snivelling
and give me a synthale.
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440. Are they all that pleasant?
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441. I don't care about their manners.
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442. The important thing is they're honest
collectors of antiquities.
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443. - How honest?
- As honest as you and l.
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444. Then we'd better keep
a close eye on them.
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445. My dear, I've been thinking.
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446. What would you say
to a permanent partnership?
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447. With your knowledge
of the Gamma Quadrant
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448. and my business connections,
we could make a fortune.
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449. Sorry, Quark,
but I've slept in my last tent.
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450. I'm looking forward
to a nice, quiet life back on Earth.
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451. You won't last a month.
You're like me.
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452. You live for excitement and profit.
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453. - Not anymore.
- Would you care to bet on that?
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454. The graviton field
has increased by 60%.
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455. When can we begin the sensor sweep?
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456. Not until we've increased tritium levels
to one part per million.
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457. Should be another seven, eight minutes.
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458. We're being pulled out
of our normal position.
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459. - Use control thrusters.
- Firing thrusters.
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460. We're still moving.
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461. if the graviton field
is feeding off the power
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462. we can cut its supply
by shutting reactors.
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463. Put life-support on emergency backup.
Take everything else off line.
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464. We're still moving out of position.
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465. What's our heading?
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466. Bearing 157 mark 13.
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467. Straight into the wormhole.
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468. Now, as you know,
payment must be in gold-pressed latinum
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469. and all transactions are final.
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470. Remember, bid high, and bid often.
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471. Ladies and gentlemen,
our first item is a statue
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472. from the Gamma Quadrant's
Verath system.
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473. I should take a minute to tell you
about the Verathan civilisation
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474. which reached its height
some 30,000 years ago
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475. and spanned over two dozen systems,
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476. interconnected by a highly developed
communications network.
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477. This statue represents Drohlak,
the Prime Ossemite of the 19th dynasty.
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478. - Vash, what are you doing?
- I'm providing a historical context.
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479. Give me that.
This isn't the Daystrom lnstitute.
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480. Watch closely.
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481. Friends...
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482. it's rare...
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483. it's beautiful...
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484. and it's a Gamma Quadrant original!
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485. And it can be yours.
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486. Bidding will start at ten bars
of gold-pressed latinum.
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487. Make it ten.
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488. 15?
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489. 16?
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490. Who will say 17 and be the first to own
a piece of the Gamma Quadrant?
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491. Tritium levels have reached
one part per million.
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492. lnitiating sensor sweep.
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493. We can rule out the docking ring.
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494. The tritium gas seems to be draining
towards the central core.
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495. - Where in the central core?
- I'll try to get a more precise reading.
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496. It's not clear enough.
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497. I can't pinpoint an exact location.
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498. Based on our current trajectory,
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499. we'll hit the wormhole in 18 minutes.
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500. What the hell could be pulling us
into the wormhole?
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501. Do we have time to transfer
auxiliary power to the deflectors?
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502. Sir, there's not enough power left.
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503. if we get sucked into the wormhole
we'll be in a billion pieces
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504. by the time we reach
the Gamma Quadrant.
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505. Sold to Kolos for 36 bars
of gold-pressed latinum!
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506. Next, we have...
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507. a dagger.
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508. Studded with some
very interesting-looking gems.
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509. Think of it as a weapon and an investment.
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510. Bidding will start at 40.
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511. 40.
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512. 42?
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513. 42. 45?
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514. Don't hold back.
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515. You know you want it.
Give me 50. We have 50.
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516. I hate to interrupt such a thrilling display
of naked avarice
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517. but it's only right of me
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518. to warn you that this station
is hurtling towards its doom
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519. and it's unlikely that you will survive
to enjoy your purchases.
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520. I just thought I'd mention it.
Carry on.
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521. Ladies and gentlemen,
I assure you everything is under control.
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522. Drinks for everyone!
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523. And free use of the holosuites
at the conclusion of the auction.
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524. I don't think I realised until this moment
how evil you are.
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525. You'd kill all these people
to get even with me.
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526. The thought had occurred to me,
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527. but this station
is in enough trouble already.
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528. Although I'd be glad to save you.
Just ask.
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529. I'll take my chances with the others.
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530. I'm going to sit right here and watch.
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531. I've never seen a space station
torn apart by a wormhole before.
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532. 100!
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533. Sold to my cousin Stol for 105 bars
of gold-pressed latinum.
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534. What if we pump more tritium gas
into the central core?
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535. The sensors might be more accurate.
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536. It might work
but we'll all die from tritium poisoning.
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537. Wait a minute.
Bring the reactors back on line.
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538. But they'll just feed
more energy into the graviton field.
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539. if we generate enough energy
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540. it should create a power drain
we can trace.
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541. It might also push us a lot faster
into the wormhole.
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542. It's a chance we've got to take.
Bring us to full power.
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543. - Everything you've got.
- Aye, sir.
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544. Sold to Rul the Obscure
for 151 latinum bars!
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545. And now...
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546. Our final item.
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547. And I think you'll agree with me
it was well worth the wait.
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548. Bidding will start at 200 bars
of gold-pressed latinum.
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549. 200?
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550. Can I get 250?
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551. 250. 300, anyone?
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552. 300 bars of gold-pressed latinum.
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553. - 350?
- Here.
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554. 400? 400.
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555. Five? 520?
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556. 600 bars of gold-pressed latinum.
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557. It's not in any of the crossover bridges
or in the habitat ring.
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558. It's in the upper core.
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559. Three minutes,
14 seconds to the wormhole.
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560. We're picking up speed.
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561. I've got it. The power drain's
coming from the Promenade.
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562. Chief, you have Ops.
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563. 2500.
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564. 2501.
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565. This way.
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566. 3,000 bars of latinum.
My final offer.
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567. - 3,000 bars!
- A million.
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568. A million bars of gold-pressed latinum?
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569. Over here.
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570. - It's by the podium.
- A million going twice...
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571. - That's it.
- Three times.
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572. - This auction's over.
- Sold.
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573. Shut down the reactors. We've found it.
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574. And it's about time, too.
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575. Sorry, all transactions are final.
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576. This belongs to that gentleman over there.
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577. I'm reading a massive graviton build-up
inside this container.
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578. It's increasing.
We have to get it off the station.
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579. Chief, lock onto my combadge.
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580. Prepare to transport it
500 metres off the docking ring.
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581. - But I haven't been paid!
- Energise.
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582. Station Log, Stardate 46532.3.
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583. With the embryonic life-form off the station,
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584. graviton levels have returned to normal.
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585. We've used the control thrusters
to return the station to its original position.
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586. So, you're off to the Daystrom lnstitute.
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587. Bet you can hardly wait.
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588. Long, boring lectures,
endless conferences,
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589. whining students dogging your every step.
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590. Sounds delightful. Of course...
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591. - No, you wouldn't be interested.
- In what?
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592. I hear they've uncovered the ruins
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593. of a Rokai provincial capital on Tartaras V.
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594. if you could obtain
some Rokain artefacts...
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595. Forget it, Quark.
I'm going back to Earth.
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596. - Have it your way.
- An abysmal place.
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597. - Tartaras V?
- Earth. Don't get me wrong.
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598. 1,000 years ago, it had character -
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599. Crusades, Spanish lnquisition, Watergate.
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600. Now it's just mind-numbingly dull.
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601. Then by all means,
don't come with me.
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602. I think you'd be much happier
poking about the ruins of Tartaras V.
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603. I don't need your advice.
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604. You really think l...?
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605. I still feel that I owe you
a million bars of gold-pressed latinum.
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606. Keep it - just give me back my life.
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607. - You'll regret it if I do.
- I'll take my chances.
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608. if you insist.
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609. But it's not going to be the same
without you.
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610. When I look at a gas nebula,
I just see a cloud of dust.
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611. Seeing the universe through your eyes,
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612. I was able to experience... wonder.
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613. I'm going to miss that.
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614. Well, I guess in some ways,
I'm going to miss you, too.
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615. - Maybe I could drop in some time.
- God, I hope not.
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616. Hey, Quark.
What's the quickest way to Tartaras V?
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617. I feel as though
I've been asleep for days.
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618. What?
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619. Did I miss something?
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