1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
6. There we go!Copy !req
7. Hey SpongeBob, I got
all the leaves rake...Copy !req
8. SpongeBob! What are
all these leaves doing here?Copy !req
9. You said you were
going to rake 'em!Copy !req
10. I am raking leaves.Copy !req
11. But they're still
all over the ground!Copy !req
12. Sandy, I can't rake any faster!Copy !req
13. These are big leaves!Copy !req
14. And they keep breaking
into more leaves!Copy !req
15. Then go scrape the salt lick
or somethin'!Copy !req
16. We got to get this stuff done
before it's too late!Copy !req
17. What's the big rush anyway,
Sandy?Copy !req
18. I told ya, SpongeBob..Copy !req
19. I'm hibernating next week!Copy !req
20. Hibernating? What's that?Copy !req
21. It's when I go to sleep
for the whole winter.Copy !req
22. Can I do that?Copy !req
23. No, silly!Copy !req
24. It's a mammalian
thing!Copy !req
25. Sandy, you may not
have noticed...Copy !req
26. but I is 100% m-male.Copy !req
27. Enough chitter-chatter,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
28. We don't have much time left!Copy !req
29. Why Sandy? When does your...Copy !req
30. carburationbegin?Copy !req
31. In one week!Copy !req
32. But Sandy..
that only gives us...Copy !req
33. one... two... three...Copy !req
34. 168 more hours
of playtime!Copy !req
35. You're tellin' me!Copy !req
36. And there's still
so much to do!Copy !req
37. We got to climb
some things.Copy !req
38. Climb!Copy !req
39. We got to jump
off of stuff.Copy !req
40. Jump!Copy !req
41. We got to ride!Copy !req
42. Ride.Copy !req
43. I don't wanna
go to sleep yet!Copy !req
44. I can't burn carbs
in my sleep!Copy !req
45. Sandy?Copy !req
46. What?Copy !req
47. Sandy, I'm willing to sacrificeCopy !req
48. any of my time that I haven't
already sold to Mr. Krabs
to you.Copy !req
49. Well, I'm glad,
SpongeBobCopy !req
50. 'cause for the next
seven daysCopy !req
51. it's going to be you...
me...Copy !req
52. and these sweatbands!Copy !req
53. Yee-ha...!Copy !req
54. Uh... I can explain.Copy !req
55. I'm hotter than
a hickory-smoked sausage!Copy !req
56. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
57. Oop! Bleh...Copy !req
58. Maybe, if we
sing that songCopy !req
59. he'll come to life!Copy !req
60. Ready?Copy !req
61. Life's as extremeCopy !req
62. as you wanna make it!Copy !req
63. Whoo!Copy !req
64. Maybe we didn't
sing it right.Copy !req
65. Yeah...Copy !req
66. Whew!Copy !req
67. What a workout!Copy !req
68. I'm going to be feeling
this tomorrow. Ow.Copy !req
69. I got to say, I'm impressed
with you, SpongeBob!Copy !req
70. You're makin' this the best
pre-hibernation week ever!Copy !req
71. Well.. I'd better get homeCopy !req
72. before Gary chews up
the sofa again.Copy !req
73. Goodnight, Gary!Copy !req
74. Aah...!Copy !req
75. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
76. Nothin' like
a refreshing morning dipCopy !req
77. huh, SpongeBob?Copy !req
78. W-w-what h-h-happened
to s-s-sleeping?Copy !req
79. I'll be asleep
all winter!Copy !req
80. We only got three days for fun!Copy !req
81. Well, hurry now!Copy !req
82. The giant clams like
to feed at this hour.Copy !req
83. Isn't this great?Copy !req
84. Yeah! I've never played
extreme jacks before!Copy !req
85. Okay, SpongeBob,
this one's going to be fun!Copy !req
86. We just whack each other
with these giant ear cleanersCopy !req
87. till one of us falls off!Copy !req
88. On your mark...
get set...Copy !req
89. Sandy, are you sureCopy !req
90. we're supposed to be
standing up here?Copy !req
91. Go!Copy !req
92. Aah...Copy !req
93. Ooh!Copy !req
94. Come on, SpongeBob!Copy !req
95. We're goin' for a tandem ride
through the park.Copy !req
96. Gee, that sounds safe.Copy !req
97. I mean fun!Copy !req
98. Okay, I'm ready.Copy !req
99. I thought you saidCopy !req
100. we were riding
through the park, Sandy!Copy !req
101. I did, SpongeBob...Copy !req
102. the industrial park!Copy !req
103. This is where
the real action is!Copy !req
104. Come on, pedal!Copy !req
105. This part gets pretty technical!
Yee-haw!Copy !req
106. Now for
the speed course!Copy !req
107. Hang on!Copy !req
108. I hope we make it!Copy !req
109. Aah... aah...!Copy !req
110. I'm havin' fun, too!Copy !req
111. Wake up, slowpoke!Copy !req
112. We're goin' fly fishin'!Copy !req
113. This squirrel's
trying to kill me!Copy !req
114. Any more of these stunts and
I'll be reduced to a puddle!Copy !req
115. Wait a minute... I got to
talk my way out of this!Copy !req
116. Sandy, I need
to tell you something...Copy !req
117. What is it?Copy !req
118. Well, it's justCopy !req
119. that I'm feeling sort of...Copy !req
120. I just feel like maybe
I need to...Copy !req
121. Hold that thought,
SpongeBobCopy !req
122. 'cause it's time for
a down-home favorite!Copy !req
123. Find the hay
in the needle stack!Copy !req
124. Ow, ow, ow-ow-ow,
ooh, ow-ow-ow...Copy !req
125. Ouch.Copy !req
126. Did ya find it?Copy !req
127. Not yet!Copy !req
128. Well, I'm going to look
over here!Copy !req
129. You do that.Copy !req
130. Found it, SpongeBob!Copy !req
131. Come on!
Best two outta three!Copy !req
132. Got to hide! G-got to hide!Copy !req
133. Home? No!
Gary can't keep a secret!Copy !req
134. Under a rock?Copy !req
135. It's so original!Copy !req
136. SpongeBob...?Copy !req
137. SpongeBob...?Copy !req
138. Where are you,
little square dude?Copy !req
139. SpongeBob's tie!Copy !req
140. And all his other
little dressin's!Copy !req
141. But... but...
he always folds his clothesCopy !req
142. before running around
in the nude!Copy !req
143. Something terrible
must have happened to him!Copy !req
144. All right! Listen up, y'all!Copy !req
145. I'm roundin' up a search party!Copy !req
146. SpongeBob's gone missin'!Copy !req
147. Man the lifeboats!Copy !req
148. Alpha Team, you search uptown!Copy !req
149. Gold Team searches downtown.Copy !req
150. Any questions?Copy !req
151. Gold Team rules!Copy !req
152. Now get movin'!Copy !req
153. SpongeBob!Copy !req
154. SpongeBob!Copy !req
155. Someone look up there!Copy !req
156. Here, boy!Copy !req
157. Put your dorsal fins
into it!Copy !req
158. Come on!Copy !req
159. He could be anywhere
in these sulfur fields!Copy !req
160. Hey, SpongeBob?Copy !req
161. Well, at least I still
have my personality.Copy !req
162. Check in this here
moist cave!Copy !req
163. SpongeBob?Copy !req
164. Aah...!Copy !req
165. Status report!Copy !req
166. He's not in the poison
sea urchin cove.Copy !req
167. Well, look again!Copy !req
168. He's not
at the leech farm.Copy !req
169. Well, look again!Copy !req
170. He's not
in my thoughts.Copy !req
171. Well, think again!Copy !req
172. Attention, Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
173. The time has come to double...
no, triple our efforts!Copy !req
174. How about a break?Copy !req
175. We've been at it
for days!Copy !req
176. Think about the children!Copy !req
177. That's a good idea!Copy !req
178. Use the children to crawl
into small placesCopy !req
179. you couldn't normally reach!Copy !req
180. This is a load
of barnacles.Copy !req
181. I heard that!Copy !req
182. No one's going anywhereCopy !req
183. till we find SpongeBob!Copy !req
184. Uh... oh, wait...Copy !req
185. Um, here he is!Copy !req
186. That ain't SpongeBob!Copy !req
187. SpongeBob is square!Copy !req
188. I'm ready! I'm ready!Copy !req
189. No, you ain't!Copy !req
190. I found SquareBob!Copy !req
191. That's just a cereal box!Copy !req
192. Besides, he's yellow!Copy !req
193. Uh, here he is!Copy !req
194. Hey, can I go home now?Copy !req
195. Oh, look!
He's up in the sky!Copy !req
196. He's not... huh?Copy !req
197. They must've gone
to search some more!Copy !req
198. SpongeBob?Copy !req
199. Where are you?Copy !req
200. You under there?Copy !req
201. Nope!Copy !req
202. Uh, I can explain.Copy !req
203. SpongeBob?Copy !req
204. Nope!Copy !req
205. Nope!Copy !req
206. Nope!Copy !req
207. SpongeBob, where are you?Copy !req
208. Nope... nope... nope...Copy !req
209. That squirrel's
gone crazy!Copy !req
210. But she'll never look
under a rock!Copy !req
211. You said it!Copy !req
212. Sandy'll never find us!Copy !req
213. Hey, wait!Copy !req
214. You don't understand!Copy !req
215. Oh, look, it is I,
SpongeBobCopy !req
216. out here in the open.Copy !req
217. SpongeBob?Copy !req
218. Aah...!Copy !req
219. Come on! Let me back in!Copy !req
220. You don't understand!Copy !req
221. Oh, SpongeBob!Copy !req
222. I was so worried!Copy !req
223. I thought somethin'
terrible happened!Copy !req
224. Come on! There's just enough
time to go atom-smashing!Copy !req
225. Sandy, wait!Copy !req
226. There's no time to wait!Copy !req
227. Hibernation!Copy !req
228. Sandy, you got to make time!Copy !req
229. This is important!Copy !req
230. I... am a man!Copy !req
231. Okay Sandy, I... I... I... I...Copy !req
232. I can't play with you anymore!Copy !req
233. I just can't take the games!Copy !req
234. They're... tearing me apart!Copy !req
235. There, I said it.Copy !req
236. Now just promise we
can still be friends.Copy !req
237. Please, Sandy?Copy !req
238. This isn't easy.
I...Copy !req
239. Sandy?Copy !req
240. I never though I'd say itCopy !req
241. but thank Neptune
for hibernation!Copy !req
242. Who are you people?Copy !req
243. And now back to
Crustacean Crime Theatre.Copy !req
244. Stop! Thief!Copy !req
245. Which way
did he go?Copy !req
246. He went that way!Copy !req
247. Let's get 'em,
boys!Copy !req
248. Curses! Foiled again!Copy !req
249. What a no-good eel
in the kelp that guy was!Copy !req
250. There ain't nothin' worse
than a thief!Copy !req
251. Thieves need to be
locked up forever!Copy !req
252. They should all be strung up
by their gillsCopy !req
253. and forced to breathe air!Copy !req
254. But Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
255. What about all the stuff
you stole?Copy !req
256. What do you mean?Copy !req
257. Like that barrel.Copy !req
258. It says "Property
of Salty Sea Farms."Copy !req
259. Oh! That's where I rent
me pickles from!Copy !req
260. Are you renting
the barrel?Copy !req
261. Well... no.Copy !req
262. Then you bought it?No.Copy !req
263. Then isn't that stealing? Well, I, uh...Copy !req
264. What about this towel from
The Sizzling Spring Sauna? Um... well...Copy !req
265. And this Bikini Bell phone?Well, uh, it's...Copy !req
266. And Sandy's hedge clippers? Oh, they're...Copy !req
267. And Plankton's lawn mower? Well, he...Copy !req
268. Even Mrs. Puff's hair curlers?Copy !req
269. That one was a gift.
Listen...Copy !req
270. All that stuff is, uh...
borrowed.Copy !req
271. Borrowed?
Well, that's a relief.Copy !req
272. I thought you took it
without permission.Copy !req
273. Ah, permission shmermission!Copy !req
274. You can borrow
anything you want, anytimeCopy !req
275. as long as you get it back
before it's missed!Copy !req
276. Everyone knows that! Right?Copy !req
277. Okay!Copy !req
278. All right then! Hugs?Copy !req
279. You put in a hard day's
work, boys!Copy !req
280. But I don't work here.Copy !req
281. See ya later!Copy !req
282. Oh, that was a close one.Copy !req
283. What do you want to do today?Copy !req
284. I don't know.Copy !req
285. What do you want
to do today?Copy !req
286. I don't know.Copy !req
287. What do you want
to do today?Copy !req
288. I don't know.Copy !req
289. What do you want
to do today?Copy !req
290. I don't know.Copy !req
291. What do you want
to do today?Copy !req
292. I know what I want to do today!Copy !req
293. I need some money.Copy !req
294. Uh...Copy !req
295. Uh...Copy !req
296. Oh!Copy !req
297. Oh...Copy !req
298. I don't have
any money.Copy !req
299. SpongeBob!Copy !req
300. I want a balloon
really, really badly!Copy !req
301. Really, really badly!Copy !req
302. It's okay, Patrick.Copy !req
303. There's lots of moneyCopy !req
304. in the First National Bank
of SpongeBob!Copy !req
305. Follow me...!Copy !req
306. Uh-oh. I'm broke, too.Copy !req
307. Maybe we can borrow money
from Squidward.Copy !req
308. Wait! Instead of
borrowing the moneyCopy !req
309. why don't we just borrow
the balloon?Copy !req
310. Yeah, like Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
311. It's just
borrowing,
right?Copy !req
312. Yeah! And borrowing
is okayCopy !req
313. as long as we bring it
back, right?Copy !req
314. Right!Copy !req
315. This is so great!Copy !req
316. We're going to have
so much fun!Copy !req
317. First we can run
with the balloon.Copy !req
318. Yeah, then we can
go to the beach
with the balloon!Copy !req
319. Then we can take a bike ride
with the balloon.Copy !req
320. Then we can go to the movies
and the arcade and the ice rink
and the pizza shop!Copy !req
321. And the moon and the sky
and under a car and
behind a dumpsterCopy !req
322. And the candy shopCopy !req
323. and my backyardCopy !req
324. and in a planeCopy !req
325. and over a rockCopy !req
326. and under a hillCopy !req
327. and with a whale.Copy !req
328. We love borrowing!Copy !req
329. It popped.Copy !req
330. Aah...!Copy !req
331. How are we going to
return it now, SpongeBob?Copy !req
332. I've got the pieces!Copy !req
333. I found the air!Copy !req
334. Hurry, put the pieces on!Copy !req
335. We popped the balloon!Copy !req
336. Ga-hee...!Copy !req
337. We can't return it!Copy !req
338. Wha-guh...!Copy !req
339. We're thieves!Copy !req
340. Hi-yo-hoo...!Copy !req
341. We have to confess!Copy !req
342. Confess?Copy !req
343. Are you out of
your mind?Copy !req
344. Do you have any ideaCopy !req
345. what they do
to people like us?Copy !req
346. We're not
talking aboutCopy !req
347. some dumb mail
fraud schemeCopy !req
348. or hijacking here.Copy !req
349. We stole a balloon!Copy !req
350. They're going to
lock us up forever!Copy !req
351. You're right!Copy !req
352. We've just got to
keep our heads!Copy !req
353. Act normal.Copy !req
354. Wow! Street
performers!Copy !req
355. It's not working!Copy !req
356. Aah...!Copy !req
357. Hi there!Copy !req
358. Aah...Copy !req
359. Hey! Don't you want
a free balloon?Copy !req
360. It's National Free Balloon Day!Copy !req
361. He's on to us!Copy !req
362. It's not safe in
Bikini Bottom anymore!Copy !req
363. We've got to move fast
and cover our tracks!Copy !req
364. I'm on it, SpongeBob!Copy !req
365. Take a last look, Patrick.Copy !req
366. We can never go back.Copy !req
367. Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
368. We've only got ourselves and
what we can carry on our backs.Copy !req
369. Yup.Copy !req
370. We're going to have
to travel lighter.Copy !req
371. I want to go home.Copy !req
372. We can never
go home, Pat.Copy !req
373. We're wanted men.Copy !req
374. We'll spend the rest of our
lives running... running...Copy !req
375. but at least it's warm
around the fire.Copy !req
376. Hey, if we're underwater,
how can there be a...Copy !req
377. I'm scared, SpongeBob!Copy !req
378. No more nice warm beds.Copy !req
379. Huh?Copy !req
380. No more Krabby Patties.Copy !req
381. Oh!Copy !req
382. No more getting mail!Copy !req
383. No more Gary!Copy !req
384. No more movies!Copy !req
385. No more Squidward!Copy !req
386. No more Sandy or Pearl
or Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
387. No more anything!Copy !req
388. I want ice cream!Copy !req
389. But it doesn't have to
be all bad, right?Copy !req
390. I mean... at least
we have each other.Copy !req
391. Yeah!Copy !req
392. And all that runningCopy !req
393. is good for your buns
and thighs.Copy !req
394. Ja! Buns and thighs.Copy !req
395. And the bitter cold?Copy !req
396. It's bracing, isn't it!Copy !req
397. Yeah! Maybe being a felon
could be... fun!Copy !req
398. We can loosen our ties.Copy !req
399. Yeah!Copy !req
400. And we can fly!Copy !req
401. Yeah!Copy !req
402. Aah...!Copy !req
403. Okay... we still
can't do that!Copy !req
404. But we don't
have to shave.Copy !req
405. I'm way ahead of you, buddy!Copy !req
406. And you get to talk tough!Copy !req
407. This town ain't big enough
for the two of us.Copy !req
408. Let me try!Copy !req
409. Uh... hey punk... heh-heh!Copy !req
410. And the best part is...Copy !req
411. now that we're felonsCopy !req
412. we don't have to return
anything we borrow!Copy !req
413. Yeah!Copy !req
414. And we owe it all to you!Copy !req
415. What are you talking about?Copy !req
416. Taking the balloon
was your evil plan.Copy !req
417. Oh, I'm nothing
but a lot of talk!Copy !req
418. You're the one
with the sticky fingers.Copy !req
419. Aw, Patrick...Copy !req
420. you're the best
bad influence ever!Copy !req
421. You, too!Copy !req
422. I wish we had something
to eat, though.Copy !req
423. Look what I've got!Copy !req
424. Rectangles!Copy !req
425. Not just
any rectangles...Copy !req
426. candy bars!Copy !req
427. Oh...!Copy !req
428. All we have to do is make them
last the rest of our lives!Copy !req
429. Thanks, SpongeBob!Copy !req
430. I think I'll eat it now!Copy !req
431. Ah...Copy !req
432. I think I'll eat it now.Copy !req
433. Ow! Who...?Copy !req
434. Where did my candy bar go?Copy !req
435. I must have dropped it!Copy !req
436. You just ate it, Pat.Copy !req
437. It's all over your face.Copy !req
438. Where did it go?Copy !req
439. I'm going to starve!Copy !req
440. Where did it go?Copy !req
441. I can't find it!Copy !req
442. Where could it possibly be?Copy !req
443. Aha!Copy !req
444. What?Copy !req
445. You stole my candy bar!Copy !req
446. No, I didn't.Copy !req
447. Oh, so that's
how it is, huh?Copy !req
448. Once a thief,
always a thief.Copy !req
449. You ate yours.Copy !req
450. This is mine!Copy !req
451. You took my only food.Copy !req
452. Now I'm going to starve.Copy !req
453. Here, Patrick, just
take half of mine.Copy !req
454. Yours? You mean mine!Copy !req
455. Do you want it or what?Copy !req
456. I don't want it unless
you admit you took it.Copy !req
457. This is my candy bar!Copy !req
458. Liar liar, plants for hire.Copy !req
459. It's pants on fire, Patrick.Copy !req
460. Well, you would know... liar.Copy !req
461. Well, if you're going to be
that way... I'll eat it myself.Copy !req
462. You'd better not.Copy !req
463. I'm warning you!Copy !req
464. Ah...Copy !req
465. Don't!Copy !req
466. Ah...Copy !req
467. Stop it!Copy !req
468. Don't!Copy !req
469. Oh!Copy !req
470. Mmm...Copy !req
471. Argh...!Copy !req
472. Uhm... mmm... mmm...Copy !req
473. Argh...!Copy !req
474. Uhm... uhm...Copy !req
475. Aah...!Copy !req
476. Mm-hmm...Copy !req
477. You're
a crazy person!Copy !req
478. I should have
expected thisCopy !req
479. after the way
you stole that balloon!Copy !req
480. Did I, Patrick, did I?Copy !req
481. Or did your criminal mind
hypnotize me to steal it?Copy !req
482. Ohh...!Copy !req
483. That's it!Copy !req
484. Aah... oh-ho...!Copy !req
485. First the balloon,
now my candy bar...Copy !req
486. you're out of control!Copy !req
487. I'm...Copy !req
488. I'm telling on you.Copy !req
489. Not if I tell
on you first!Copy !req
490. I'll beat you there!Copy !req
491. You're going to
get in trouble!Copy !req
492. No, you... you are!Copy !req
493. And the, and the...
uh, uh... boom... I...Copy !req
494. What can I do for you, boys?Copy !req
495. We stole a balloon!Copy !req
496. I'm no good.Copy !req
497. We stole a balloon!Copy !req
498. What's the problem?Copy !req
499. It appears these two
stole a balloon.Copy !req
500. What are you
going to do to us?Copy !req
501. Okay, follow me.Copy !req
502. If you can't do the time,
don't do the crime.Copy !req
503. Okay, time's up.Copy !req
504. Now get out!Copy !req
505. B... but we stole
a balloon!Copy !req
506. Yeah...
on Free Balloon Day.Copy !req
507. How about some lollipops
for the road, boys?Copy !req
508. Let's vow never to
borrow anythingCopy !req
509. without permission
again.Copy !req
510. You said it!Copy !req
511. All right... which one of you
flatfoots stole my lollipop?Copy !req
512. Oh brother!Copy !req
513. I mean it.Copy !req
514. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
515. Captioned byThe Caption Center
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