1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
6. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
7. Gary!Copy !req
8. Uh, uh, I was just lookingCopy !req
9. for the sports channel, Gary.Copy !req
10. Come in!Copy !req
11. Hey, SpongeBob,
want to see my new shoes?Copy !req
12. Those are
great, Patrick!Copy !req
13. Let's see what they
look like on your feet.Copy !req
14. Uh... wouldn't you rather
see them on... my hands?Copy !req
15. Okay...Copy !req
16. And we can wear gloves
on our feetCopy !req
17. and hats on our
captain's quarters, too.Copy !req
18. Uh, actually...Copy !req
19. I have a confession
to make.Copy !req
20. I don't know
how to tie my shoelaces.Copy !req
21. Do you know how lucky you areCopy !req
22. to have a friend like me?Copy !req
23. Yes...Copy !req
24. Look at this knot.Copy !req
25. Have you ever seen
a more perfectly executedCopy !req
26. shoe-fastening bow?Copy !req
27. Gosh... probably not.Copy !req
28. I learned when I was
just a boy, PatrickCopy !req
29. and I'm willing to
pass on what I know.Copy !req
30. Go sit over thereCopy !req
31. and let an old pro
show you how to do it.Copy !req
32. Pay close attention,
Patrick.Copy !req
33. Well, you start by taking
one lace per hand...Copy !req
34. and then you...Copy !req
35. uh... you got to...Copy !req
36. loop the, the...Copy !req
37. Are you sure you know
how to do it?Copy !req
38. Patrick, please, shoe-tying
requires peace and quiet.Copy !req
39. Okay, where was I?Copy !req
40. Your shoes are
still untied.Copy !req
41. Well, I guess you don't want me
to show you how to do it.Copy !req
42. I'm sorry!
I won't interrupt anymore!Copy !req
43. I've got it!Copy !req
44. The first rule of shoe-tying isCopy !req
45. "always start
with your right foot."Copy !req
46. Now the lesson
will officially begin.Copy !req
47. That's... not right.Copy !req
48. Get it?Copy !req
49. Not... right... hmm...Copy !req
50. No.Copy !req
51. Okay, no more
fooling around.Copy !req
52. I got it!Copy !req
53. What was that?Copy !req
54. Are you okay?Copy !req
55. Aren't you
late for something?Copy !req
56. The poop deck,
you're right!Copy !req
57. We'll have to do
this lesson later!Copy !req
58. Bye, SpongeBob!Copy !req
59. I can't believe I've forgotten
how to tie my own shoes.Copy !req
60. They've been tied
for as long as I can remember.Copy !req
61. Well, I'll remember
after a good night's sleep.Copy !req
62. Oh...Copy !req
63. No big deal.Copy !req
64. I'll remember sooner or later.Copy !req
65. 'Cause I'm ready!Copy !req
66. I'm...Copy !req
67. read... y.Copy !req
68. I'm read... ooh!Copy !req
69. I'm read... uh!Copy !req
70. I'm read... ooy!Copy !req
71. I'm read... doy!
I'm read... doy!Copy !req
72. I'm read... duh!Copy !req
73. I'm read... doy!Copy !req
74. I'm read... doy!
I'm read... doy!Copy !req
75. I'm read... doy!
I'm read... duh!Copy !req
76. I'm read... doy!
I'm read... duh!Copy !req
77. I'm read... doy!Copy !req
78. Hi, SpongeBob.Copy !req
79. Oh, no!Copy !req
80. I can't let Patrick seeCopy !req
81. I still haven't tied my shoes!Copy !req
82. Hey, SpongeBob...Copy !req
83. you're shorter.Copy !req
84. Have you been dieting?Copy !req
85. Well, a sponge has to
look his spongiest.Copy !req
86. Well, I got to get to work.Copy !req
87. Oh, barnacles!Copy !req
88. Maybe I should just lay here.Copy !req
89. Those patties
aren't going toCopy !req
90. cook themselves,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
91. He's right!Copy !req
92. Got to make Krabby Patties!Copy !req
93. Laces or no laces!Copy !req
94. Ah... I just have to stand
in this one spot.Copy !req
95. Ta-da! A perfect patty.Copy !req
96. All right, SpongeBob,
hand it over.Copy !req
97. Well?Copy !req
98. Hey, Squidward,
I've got an idea.Copy !req
99. How about
you come get it?Copy !req
100. Oh, gee, SpongeBob,
that's a great idea.Copy !req
101. And maybe I should
cook the pattiesCopy !req
102. and do the dishesCopy !req
103. and wear square pantsCopy !req
104. and live in a pineappleCopy !req
105. while you wait in the
unemployment line!Copy !req
106. No!Copy !req
107. Then bring that patty hereCopy !req
108. now!Copy !req
109. Okay, Squidward.Copy !req
110. Here I come.Copy !req
111. I'm coming over.Copy !req
112. I'm bringing the patty to you.Copy !req
113. Here comes the patty.Copy !req
114. No problem.Copy !req
115. I'm walking...
the Krabby Patty...Copy !req
116. over to Squidward.Copy !req
117. All right, Squidward.Copy !req
118. I'm giving you the patty...Copy !req
119. for the hungry customer...Copy !req
120. so they can eat it...Copy !req
121. when I give it to you...Copy !req
122. which is right... now.Copy !req
123. Uh, SpongeBob?Copy !req
124. I'm over here!Copy !req
125. Now move!Copy !req
126. Okay, Squidward.Copy !req
127. Just slowly move your leg.Copy !req
128. Walk over there...Copy !req
129. with the... dah!Copy !req
130. SpongeBob!Copy !req
131. I'm sorry, Squidward.Copy !req
132. Sponge... Bob...Copy !req
133. I'll just make another... doy!Copy !req
134. Sponge...!Copy !req
135. Hold it... doy!Copy !req
136. Let me just... duh!Copy !req
137. Hold it... sorry, Squid.Copy !req
138. Sorry... Oh...Copy !req
139. What's the holdup?Copy !req
140. I think my heart just stopped.Copy !req
141. It's Sponge...
Bob's fault.Copy !req
142. SpongeBob's fault...
SpongeBob's fault...Copy !req
143. I failed.Copy !req
144. My career is over.Copy !req
145. I'm sorry, spatula.Copy !req
146. I'm sorry, hat.Copy !req
147. I'm sorry, floor.Copy !req
148. I am sorry, Krabby Patties.Copy !req
149. Let's see, a five-letter word
for happiness.Copy !req
150. "Money."Copy !req
151. This is the
worst service
we've ever had.Copy !req
152. We're going to
the Chum Bucket!Copy !req
153. Wait!Copy !req
154. Wait!Copy !req
155. Don't go!Copy !req
156. Oh, yeah, we are
definitely out of here.Copy !req
157. Wait, don't go!Copy !req
158. That's me money
walking out the door!Copy !req
159. What's the meaning
of this, Mr. Squidward?Copy !req
160. It's SpongeBob's
fault.Copy !req
161. Arr... SpongeBob, get out here!Copy !req
162. More...Copy !req
163. More...Copy !req
164. All the way, boy!Copy !req
165. What be the matter,
SpongeBob?Copy !req
166. I ought to make you
walk the plank for this.Copy !req
167. I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs,
it's just that I...Copy !req
168. I...Copy !req
169. Yes?Copy !req
170. I... I... I, I, I, I...Copy !req
171. Yes, yes, yes?Copy !req
172. I, I, I...Copy !req
173. Out with it, boy!
What is it?Copy !req
174. I forgot how to tie
my shoes.Copy !req
175. That's all?Copy !req
176. So you'll show me how?Copy !req
177. I don't wear shoes.Copy !req
178. Could you show meCopy !req
179. how to tie my shoes?Copy !req
180. Uh, fins?Copy !req
181. Could you show me
how to tie my shoes?Copy !req
182. Well, I would, but, sadly,
I am only an eel.Copy !req
183. Could any of you show me
how to tie my laces?Copy !req
184. Could you, you, you, you, you or
you show me how to tie a knot?Copy !req
185. Could you show me how
to tie a simple knot?Copy !req
186. Could you show me
how to tie my shoes?Copy !req
187. Could you show me
how to tie my shoes?Copy !req
188. Arr... I be just
a painting of a head.Copy !req
189. Doesn't anybody know
how to tie a knot...?Copy !req
190. Did somebody say knot?Copy !req
191. I did.Copy !req
192. So, you want to tie knots,
do ya?Copy !req
193. Well, do ya?Copy !req
194. Yes, please,
Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir.Copy !req
195. Then you've come to
the right flying ghost, kid.Copy !req
196. You're looking at
the first place winnerCopy !req
197. in the fancy knotting contest
for the last 3,000 years!Copy !req
198. Hooray!Copy !req
199. You're gonna have to
not do that.Copy !req
200. And stop staring at me
with them big old eyes.Copy !req
201. Now, stand back and
watch me be knotty.Copy !req
202. Behold! The pretzel knot!Copy !req
203. Ooh...Copy !req
204. The double diamond knot!Copy !req
205. The square knot!Copy !req
206. The constrictor!Copy !req
207. The gut knot!Copy !req
208. The pillow knot!Copy !req
209. The butterfly knot.Copy !req
210. Ooh...Copy !req
211. Wait, there's more!Copy !req
212. The monkey chain!Copy !req
213. The monkey's fist!Copy !req
214. The monkey!Copy !req
215. This one here's a loop knotCopy !req
216. otherwise known as the...
poop loop.Copy !req
217. Poop?Copy !req
218. Those are great,
Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir.Copy !req
219. Now can you show me
how to tie my shoes?Copy !req
220. I don't know
how to tie me shoes.Copy !req
221. I haven't worn shoes
for over 5,000 years!Copy !req
222. But sometimes I like
to wear this little sockCopy !req
223. over me ghostly tail.Copy !req
224. Not now, Gary.Copy !req
225. I'm not
in the mood, Gary.Copy !req
226. Just leave me and
my untied shoes alone, Gary.Copy !req
227. Okay, Gary,
you have my attention.Copy !req
228. Gary!Copy !req
229. Well, I'll be!Copy !req
230. You can tie shoes!Copy !req
231. Hopping clams!Copy !req
232. How did you learn
how to do that?Copy !req
233. Ah, beautiful springtime.Copy !req
234. A time of fun and frolic
for most...Copy !req
235. but not for this poor slob.Copy !req
236. Oh, what
a beautiful day.Copy !req
237. And here I amCopy !req
238. trapped in a prison
of high cholesterol.Copy !req
239. Oh! No one ever comes in
on Sunday.Copy !req
240. Oh! Why can't Mr. Krabs
just let us go home?Copy !req
241. Oh...!Copy !req
242. SpongeBob, stop ringing
this bell.Copy !req
243. I was just testing it.Copy !req
244. I will ring the bell
when there's an order.Copy !req
245. But...Copy !req
246. there's no customers!Copy !req
247. There hasn't been one all day
and there isn't going to be any!Copy !req
248. Ooh...!Copy !req
249. One Krabby Patty coming up!Copy !req
250. No... oof!Copy !req
251. That sounds like
me money dropping.Copy !req
252. What's going on
out here?Copy !req
253. My babies!Copy !req
254. Get away, barbarian!Copy !req
255. What have you done?Copy !req
256. Nice clean money... soiled!Copy !req
257. I'll take care of you.Copy !req
258. Papa clean you up.Copy !req
259. Clear the way!Copy !req
260. No, no, no,
don't cry, little ones.Copy !req
261. What's wrong,
Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
262. Me dime!Copy !req
263. Oh...Copy !req
264. No...!Copy !req
265. I got it, boy.Copy !req
266. What the...?Copy !req
267. It's stuck!Copy !req
268. You got to help me,
SpongeBob!Copy !req
269. You've got to let go
of the dime.Copy !req
270. I can think
of ten good reasonsCopy !req
271. to never let go
of a dime, boy.Copy !req
272. There's got to be
another way!Copy !req
273. Grab me captain's
quarters and heave!Copy !req
274. Me arms...!Copy !req
275. Oh, no, not again!Copy !req
276. Wait...Copy !req
277. Squidward...Copy !req
278. I'm putting you
in chargeCopy !req
279. of things around here
while I'm gone.Copy !req
280. You can count on me, sir!Copy !req
281. Take care, hurry back.Copy !req
282. Get well soon.Copy !req
283. You're in our thoughts.Copy !req
284. Takes more muscles to
frown than to smile.Copy !req
285. Okay, SpongeBob,
let's get down to business.Copy !req
286. My first official act
as new managerCopy !req
287. is to give you
a promotion.Copy !req
288. Oh! Really?Copy !req
289. You get to run
the cash register.Copy !req
290. The cash register...?Copy !req
291. Wow!Copy !req
292. Squidward, who's going to
work the grill?Copy !req
293. You are— it's part
of the promotion
I mentioned earlier.Copy !req
294. You'll be wearing
two hats now.Copy !req
295. You're going to
take the ordersCopy !req
296. then you're going to
make them!Copy !req
297. Oh...Copy !req
298. This is the best day of my life.Copy !req
299. Me, too.Copy !req
300. But wait, if I'm running
the register and the grillCopy !req
301. what are you going to do?Copy !req
302. I've got some
very importantCopy !req
303. boss-like
errands to run.Copy !req
304. See you later.Copy !req
305. Squidward!Copy !req
306. What?Copy !req
307. You forgotCopy !req
308. to teach me how to use...Copy !req
309. the cash register...Copy !req
310. You push the button
and put the money inside.Copy !req
311. Okay, you're on your own.Copy !req
312. I can't believe
this is really happening.Copy !req
313. Today I start living!Copy !req
314. Well, Squidward, you've really
outdone yourself this time.Copy !req
315. A beautiful day of relaxing
and pampering... with pay.Copy !req
316. Hmm... guess I do feel
kind of badCopy !req
317. for poor little SpongeBobCopy !req
318. all by his lonesome...Copy !req
319. Oh, oh, it will pass.Copy !req
320. He's probably just
standing at the registerCopy !req
321. with that stupid grin
on his face.Copy !req
322. Hey, SpongeBob!Copy !req
323. Hey, Patrick!Copy !req
324. Hey, SpongeBobCopy !req
325. could you give me
change for a quarter?Copy !req
326. No problem!Copy !req
327. Here you go!Copy !req
328. Thanks!Copy !req
329. I forgot to tell himCopy !req
330. how to make change! Oh...!Copy !req
331. Sponge...Copy !req
332. Bob...Copy !req
333. Hmm... Phew.Copy !req
334. Hi, Squidward.
All done with those errands?Copy !req
335. No, I am not.Copy !req
336. I just rememberedCopy !req
337. I needed change
for this dollar.Copy !req
338. Do you want four quartersCopy !req
339. or ten dimes, or 20 nickels,
or 100 penniesCopy !req
340. or one quarter, three dimes,
seven nickels and ten penniesCopy !req
341. or, if you give me a five-dollar
bill, your options are...Copy !req
342. All right! Goodbye.Copy !req
343. This is great.Copy !req
344. My day off, no worries,
just relaxation.Copy !req
345. I'm the boss, I deserve this.Copy !req
346. Ah...Copy !req
347. Everything will be fine.Copy !req
348. There won't be
any customers today anyway.Copy !req
349. He'll probably just
stand there bored.Copy !req
350. SpongeBob, bored.Copy !req
351. Uh... getting kind of bored.Copy !req
352. Ah...Copy !req
353. Aah, ooh!Copy !req
354. Oh, what am I doing?Copy !req
355. I am wasting valuable relaxing
time, that's what I'm doing!Copy !req
356. I mean, really,
what are the odds?Copy !req
357. SpongeBob setting
the Krusty Krab on fire?Copy !req
358. Aah!Copy !req
359. May I help you, sir?Copy !req
360. It's me, you dunce!Copy !req
361. Oh, hi, Squidward!Copy !req
362. How are those errands going?Copy !req
363. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
364. I'm very busy.Copy !req
365. I'm sure you are.Copy !req
366. I don't like your tone.Copy !req
367. I'm sure you are.Copy !req
368. How's that?Copy !req
369. Just do your jobs!Copy !req
370. Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles.Copy !req
371. Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs
put him in charge.Copy !req
372. Must... re... lax!Copy !req
373. Look at yourself.Copy !req
374. You're losing your bluish glow.Copy !req
375. Stop worrying so much.Copy !req
376. Now, repeat after me.Copy !req
377. You will not go back
to the Krusty Krab.Copy !req
378. I will destroy the Krusty Krab!Copy !req
379. Aah!Copy !req
380. SpongeBob!Copy !req
381. Have you finished...?Copy !req
382. No!Copy !req
383. That's it!Copy !req
384. No matter what sick fantasies
run through my mindCopy !req
385. I will not go back
to that restaurant!Copy !req
386. Have you finished those errands?Copy !req
387. Have you finished those errands?Copy !req
388. Have you finished
those errands?Copy !req
389. Have you finished those errands?Copy !req
390. Have you finishedCopy !req
391. those errands?Copy !req
392. Have you finished
those errands?Copy !req
393. Have you finished
those errands?Copy !req
394. Have you finished
those errands?Copy !req
395. Errands, errands...Copy !req
396. Errands, errands, errands...Copy !req
397. Have you finished those errands?Copy !req
398. Have you finished those errands?Copy !req
399. Have you finished those errands?Copy !req
400. No, I am not finished
with those errandsCopy !req
401. and I never will be,
so quit checking up on me!Copy !req
402. I know what you're up to.Copy !req
403. Forcing me to come back here
every time you mess up!Copy !req
404. But I haven't...Copy !req
405. Maybe you haven'tCopy !req
406. messed up yetCopy !req
407. but you will.Copy !req
408. You will...Copy !req
409. And when you do,
I'll be there.Copy !req
410. I'll be there!Copy !req
411. Gosh, Squidward
sure is a hard worker.Copy !req
412. He makes me proud
to wear these hats.Copy !req
413. There! Now I'll have to stay
here and enjoy myself!Copy !req
414. I'm not even going to think
about you-know-whoCopy !req
415. at the you-know-what
doing I-don't-care.Copy !req
416. Just gonna... relax.Copy !req
417. Let Squid's day off... begin.Copy !req
418. What was that?Copy !req
419. It's SpongeBob.Copy !req
420. He's spying on me to see if I'm
really doing errands.Copy !req
421. But he left his post.Copy !req
422. And I've finally caught him
messing up.Copy !req
423. Aha! I caught you, Sponge...Copy !req
424. Branch.Copy !req
425. Ha... here's the rubber duck
Mr. Krabs wanted me to get.Copy !req
426. I got you now!Copy !req
427. Wait till Mr. Krabs
finds out you're a... toilet.Copy !req
428. You're losing it, Squidward.Copy !req
429. Calm down.Copy !req
430. If I let this get to me againCopy !req
431. I'll just end up running down
to the Krusty KrabCopy !req
432. bursting through the front doorCopy !req
433. up to that yellow headache,
SpongeBob, and he'll say...Copy !req
434. Hi, Squidward.Copy !req
435. Are you finished with
those errands yet?Copy !req
436. Aha!Copy !req
437. I know you're in here.Copy !req
438. He's headed back
to the Krusty Krab!Copy !req
439. I'll beat him there!Copy !req
440. I've got you now, SpongeBob!Copy !req
441. Hey, put
some clothes on!Copy !req
442. The truth will be revealed!Copy !req
443. Whoa-ho,
right on, Squidward!Copy !req
444. Okay, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
445. Get plenty of restCopy !req
446. and if things
don't seem right,
come back.Copy !req
447. Thanks, Doc.Copy !req
448. SpongeBob, you can't...Copy !req
449. Aha!Copy !req
450. I caught you now!Copy !req
451. You didn't think I knewCopy !req
452. you were a stick
outside my window! Ha!Copy !req
453. Or the toilet in my bathroom!Copy !req
454. And then you were
in my bathtub, and I...Copy !req
455. and you... and I...Copy !req
456. and then you... swam...
down the drain...Copy !req
457. and... beat me
to the Krusty Krab.Copy !req
458. Uh, does that
mean you're...?Copy !req
459. Yes, SpongeBob.Copy !req
460. I am finished
with those errands.Copy !req
461. I guess I want to take
my place backCopy !req
462. at the cash register.Copy !req
463. I really do.Copy !req
464. Then you might want to
put these on.Copy !req
465. Hmm...Copy !req
466. Hey, Squidward, you know what?Copy !req
467. Look, we forgot to switch
the "Closed" sign to "Open."Copy !req
468. It's almost like we could have
taken the whole day off!Copy !req
469. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
470. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
471. Captioned byThe Caption Center
Educational Foundation]Copy !req