SpongeBob SquarePants 1x3

Directed by Paul Tibbitt

SpongeBob meets a land squirrel named Sandy. He is invited to come over to her house, but he finds out that it is full of air. SpongeBob holds out for as long as he can, which isn't a very long time.

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1. Wow, four stingers.

2. Oh!

3. Where have I seen this before?

4. Here it is—

5. land squirrel.

6. That little squirrel is in trouble.

7. Take that, you sorry old clam!

8. You need to learn some manners!

9. You're about as ugly as homemade soup.

10. Hooray, land squirrel!

11. Look out!

12. Hold on, little squirrel!

13. Ho-ho-ho!

14. Ho-hee!

15. Hoy-ya!

16. You have fought well, giant clam.

17. Prepare to be vanquished.

18. Hey, I'm actually doing it.

19. Your shell is mine!

20. Hold on there, little square dude.

21. Hey, you like karate, too.

22. Ha!

23. So, what's your name?

24. Sandy.

25. So, what... do... you call... yourself?

26. I'm... SpongeBob!

27. Well, SpongeBob...

28. take a gander at this.

29. Oh.

30. Oh, yeah?

31. Watch this.

32. I like you, SpongeBob.

33. We could be tighter than bark on a tree.

34. Uh, I like you, too, Sandy.

35. Yow.

36. Say, uh, what is that thing on your head?

37. That's my air helmet.

38. May I try it on?

39. Heck, no. I need it to breathe.

40. I got to have my air.

41. Me, too!

42. I love air. Air is good.

43. No kidding?

44. Why, air is my middle name.

45. The more air, the better.

46. Can't get enough of that air.

47. Shoot!

48. How about coming over tomorrow for tea and cookies then?

49. Don't be late.

50. Okay, see you tomorrow.

51. Patrick!

52. Patrick!

53. Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!

54. What's air?

55. Huh?

56. I just met this girl.

57. She wears a hat full of... air.

58. Do you mean she "puts on airs"?

59. I guess so.

60. That's just fancy talk.

61. If you want to be fancy,

62. hold your pinky up like this.

63. The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.

64. How's that?

65. Higher.

66. Like that?

67. Now, that's fancy!

68. They should call you SpongeBob FancyPants!

69. Remember, when in doubt, pinky out.

70. You can do it, SpongeBob.

71. I'll be watching.

72. Thanks, pal.

73. Hello?

74. Hiya, Sandy. It's me, SpongeBob.

75. Hold on a sec, I'll let you in.

76. Sandy!

77. Open up!

78. Sandy! Sandy!

79. Sandy, something's gone terribly wrong.

80. There's no water in...

81. here.

82. 'Course there's no water.

83. Nothing but air.

84. No water?

85. That ain't a problem, is it?

86. Problem?

87. That's how I like my air.

88. With no water.

89. Well, all right.

90. I made Texas tea and cookies.

91. Well, come on in.

92. That's not in.

93. In!

94. You're a funny little dude.

95. Come on, I'll give you the grand tour.

96. So this is my own private little air bubble.

97. This air is the driest...

98. purest...

99. most airiest air in the whole sea.

100. Oh, over there is my birdbath.

101. And that's my oak tree.

102. It provides me with extra air.

103. This dome is made of the strongest polyurethane;

104. that's a fancy name for plastic.

105. Ain't that just the bee's knees?

106. Tell you what, weren't easy getting here neither.

107. First, I...

108. that's my treadmill.

109. That's how I stay in tiptop shape.

110. Oh, come on— let's have that tea now.

111. Pinky, pinky!

112. I brought you some flowers.

113. For me?

114. How sweet!

115. You okay?

116. Yes.

117. I'm okay.

118. You know, you're the first sea critter to ever visit.

119. I can't imagine why.

120. Can I get you anything?

121. Water would be nice.

122. I'm going to put these in a vase.

123. Take your time.

124. I got to get out of here!

125. I like you, SpongeBob.

126. We could be tighter than bark on a tree.

127. When in doubt, pinky out.

128. I don't need water!

129. Water's for quitters!

130. I don't need it.

131. I don't need it.

132. I don't need it.

133. I don't need it, I don't need it.

134. Why, these flowers are just beautiful.

135. They'll live much, much longer

136. in a vase full of ice-cold water.

137. So tell me about yourself.

138. It must be fascinating being a sea critter.

139. SpongeBob?

140. Oh, there's the cookies.

141. Be right back.

142. SPONGEBOB ( thinking I don't need it.

143. I don't need it.

144. I definitely don't need it.

145. I don't need it.

146. I don't need it.

147. I don't need it.

148. I don't need it.

149. I need it!

150. No, SpongeBob!

151. No, no, no!

152. Stop!

153. Pinky, pinky!

154. I'm a quitter!

155. You can't leave now.

156. You'll blow it.

157. Air is not good, Patrick.

158. Air is not good.

159. You're just being shy.

160. Don't worry, buddy.

161. You're doing fine.

162. I won't let you blow... this.

163. What kind of place is this?

164. There's no water in here!

165. I tried to tell you!

166. We got to get out of here!

167. You're doing it wrong.

168. Wait, no, we've got to get out.

169. Come and get it.

170. You're all going to like this—

171. There.

172. That ought to do it.

173. If you all needed water, you should have asked.

174. I propose a toast:

175. To new friends!

176. Hold on a second.

177. I hope you all like your tea strong.

178. Drink up!

179. Ah!