1. ARE YA READY, KIDS?Copy !req
2. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!Copy !req
3. I CAN'T HEARYOU!Copy !req
4. AYE, AYE,
CAPTAIN!Copy !req
5. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTSCopy !req
6. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTSCopy !req
7. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTSCopy !req
8. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTSCopy !req
9. ♪ READY?Copy !req
10. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTSCopy !req
11. O.K., AND WOULD YOU LIKE
ANY FRIES WITH THAT?Copy !req
12. HEY, IF I GET SOME KELP FRIES,
WILL YOU GUYS SHARE 'EM WITH ME?Copy !req
13. DO WE KNOW YOU?Copy !req
14. TWO ORDERS OF FRIES, PLEASE.Copy !req
15. AND TWO ORDERS OF...Copy !req
16. I ONLY SAID ONE ORDER.Copy !req
17. I THOUGHT YOU SAID, "TWO."Copy !req
18. O.K., I'LL HAVE TWO.Copy !req
19. SPONGEBOB, ORDER UP.Copy !req
20. WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY...Copy !req
21. SPONGEBOB, WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S...Copy !req
22. SPONGEBOB?Copy !req
23. WELL, HIS SPATULA'S STILL WARM.Copy !req
24. WELL, SPONGEBOB...Copy !req
25. I MUST ADMIT
THIS IS STRANGE BEHAVIOR...Copy !req
26. EVEN FOR YOU.Copy !req
27. AHOY, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
28. GOOD NEPTUNE.Copy !req
29. SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S GOTTEN
INTO YOU, SON?Copy !req
30. I THINK HE'S IN SOME KIND
OF SELF-INDUCED TRANCE.Copy !req
31. NO, SQUIDWARD,
THIS IS WORSE.Copy !req
32. HE'S GOT THE
THOUSAND-YARD STARE.Copy !req
33. I HAD IT ONCE ME-SELF,
BACK IN ME SERVICE DAYS.Copy !req
34. WHAT IS IT LAD?Copy !req
35. QUICK, WE'RE LOSIN' MONEY.Copy !req
36. IT'S THE BOY'S TINY CALENDAR.Copy !req
37. AND HE'S CIRCLED TODAY'S DATE.Copy !req
38. "IMPORTANT FOOD CRITIC
VISITS KRUSTY KRAB?"Copy !req
39. THAT'S WHAT'S CAUSING ALL THIS?Copy !req
40. ONLY A COMPLETE MORON
WOULD WORRY ABOUT WHAT
SOME CRITIC HAS TO SAY.Copy !req
41. I REST MY CASE.Copy !req
42. HEY, IN OUR OUT, MISTER.Copy !req
43. YOU'RE LETTING OUT THE A.C.Copy !req
44. WEIRDO.Copy !req
45. WHY HELLO.Copy !req
46. YOU'RE THE TELEVISION FOOD
CRITIC GENE SCALLOP, AREN'T YA?Copy !req
47. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.Copy !req
48. I'M EUGENE KRABS, OWNER AND
PROPRIETOR OF THIS FINE...Copy !req
49. WELL, DO YOU WANNA ORDER
SOMETHING OR DO YOU JUST
WANNA BLOCK MY READING LIGHT?Copy !req
50. SQUIDWARD, YOU JUST
DROVE AWAY GENE SCALLOP!Copy !req
51. DON'T YOU KNOW OUR LIVES
DEPEND ON HIS REVIEW?Copy !req
52. MR. KRABS, THE ONLY THING
MY LIFE DEPENDS ONCopy !req
53. IS GOING HOME AT 6:00.Copy !req
54. M... MR. SCALLOP,
WAIT, PLEASE.Copy !req
55. BEFORE YOU GO,
COME ON, SIT DOWN.Copy !req
56. TRY ONE OF OUR DELICIOUS
KRABBY PATTIES.Copy !req
57. IT'S ABSOLUTELY F-F-F...Copy !req
58. COMPLIMENTARY.Copy !req
59. O.K., SPONGEBOB,
THAT'LL BE ALL.Copy !req
60. HE'S NOBODY.Copy !req
61. WE'RE DOOMED.Copy !req
62. And there were no survivors.Copy !req
63. Thank you, Barbara.Copy !req
64. Thank you, Bob.Copy !req
65. SHE IS SO TACKY.Copy !req
66. And now it's time
for "Bottom Feeding"
with Gene Scallop.Copy !req
67. TURN IT UP, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
68. Thank you, Bob.Copy !req
69. This week, I visited...Copy !req
70. You're
welcome, Gene.Copy !req
71. This week I reviewed
the Krusty Krab restaurantCopy !req
72. a local burger joint
that's second to none.Copy !req
73. Or should I say second to "run"Copy !req
74. since this critic wanted to make
like a banana and peel outCopy !req
75. the minute he saw how drab
this Krab really was.Copy !req
76. That bad, huh Gene?Copy !req
77. Barbara, once I stuck my beak
through that doorCopy !req
78. my appetite flew south
for the winter.Copy !req
79. I mean, I'm not "kidding"
when I say this restaurantCopy !req
80. smells like the
rear end of a goat.Copy !req
81. And how was the service, Gene?Copy !req
82. You could find livelier help
in a graveyardCopy !req
83. and I'm not just "coffin."Copy !req
84. The management stunk so badCopy !req
85. I had to get my sweater
dry cleaned on the way homeCopy !req
86. with me in it.Copy !req
87. HEY, NO, WAIT, WAIT!Copy !req
88. However, at the end of my visitCopy !req
89. I chowed down on a meal that
titillated my taste budsCopy !req
90. and gratified my gullet.Copy !req
91. That Sponge behind the grill
is no squareCopy !req
92. when it comes to cooking!Copy !req
93. If Krabs really wanted
to soak up the doughCopy !req
94. He'd Sponge it up.Copy !req
95. He'd Sponge it out,
he'd over-Sponge it.Copy !req
96. You can never have
too much Sponge.Copy !req
97. Well, back to work.Copy !req
98. AY, AY-AY-AY-AY...Copy !req
99. THAT'S ME BOY, SPONGEBOB!Copy !req
100. THAT'S ME BOY.Copy !req
101. WOW...Copy !req
102. O.K.,
A LITTLE LOWER, LOWER...Copy !req
103. THAT'S PERFECT.Copy !req
104. GOOD MORNING, SIR,
WHAT'S WITH THE NEW SIGN?Copy !req
105. OH, JUST MAKIN'
A FEW COSMETIC CHANGES.Copy !req
106. OH, YOU MEAN, LIKE WHEN
SQUIDWARD HAD THAT MOLE
TAKEN OFF HIS...Copy !req
107. EH, WELL, YEAH,
A LITTLE BIT LIKE THAT.Copy !req
108. MORNING, SQUIDWARD!Copy !req
109. OOH.Copy !req
110. SQUIDWARD, WHERE DID
YOU FIND THOSE SHOES?Copy !req
111. LOOK, IT'S HIM.Copy !req
112. MR. SQUAREPANTS?Copy !req
113. CAN I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH? NO.Copy !req
114. BUT, WHY?Copy !req
115. WELL, THE FIRST REASON ISCopy !req
116. I HAVE NO USE
OF MY ARMS, SEE?Copy !req
117. OW!Copy !req
118. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE?Copy !req
119. HE HIT ME...Copy !req
120. JUST 'CAUSE I WANTED
HIS AUTOGRAPH.Copy !req
121. SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
122. I'M SORRY, LITTLE GIRL.Copy !req
123. OF COURSE YOU CAN
HAVE HIS AUTOGRAPH...Copy !req
124. FOR FIVE BUCKS.Copy !req
125. WHAT A RIP.Copy !req
126. LOOK AT THESE, SQUIDWARD,
HEH, HEH, HEH.Copy !req
127. LOOKS LIKE SOME
SORT OF HORRIFIC SHROUD.Copy !req
128. THEY'RE OUR NEW
KRUSTY SPONGE NAPKINS.Copy !req
129. EXTRA ABSORBENT...Copy !req
130. YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR.Copy !req
131. OH, THAT REMINDS ME, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
132. I NEED YOU TO
UNPACK THESE BOXES.Copy !req
133. WHAT'S IN THEM? CONDIMENTS.Copy !req
134. WE GOT TANGY SPONGEY SAUCECopy !req
135. AND MILD BOBBY SAUCE,
FOR THE NOT SO DARING.Copy !req
136. OH, CLEVER.Copy !req
137. CAPTAIN!Copy !req
138. MY SPATULA'S MISSING, SIR!Copy !req
139. I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
140. HERE YA GO, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
141. YOU'RE ON GRILL DUTY NOW.Copy !req
142. BUT THAT'S SPONGEBOB'S JOB.Copy !req
143. DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
144. I GOT SOMETHIN' ELSE
LINED UP FOR HIM.Copy !req
145. STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.Copy !req
146. TAKE A RIDE ON THE
KRUSTY SPONGE FUN TRAIN.Copy !req
147. TICKETS ARE ONLY $1.98.Copy !req
148. SEAT BELTS NOT INCLUDED.Copy !req
149. HOW AM I GONNA
DO THIS NOW?Copy !req
150. MOMMY, IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
151. MR. KRABS, I REALLY THINK
I SHOULD BE GETTING BACK
TO THE GRILL NOW.Copy !req
152. ARE YOU KIDDING, LAD?Copy !req
153. JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE
PAYIN' CUSTOMERS.Copy !req
154. WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER LAP?Copy !req
155. KEEP ON TRUCKIN', SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
156. I GOT SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS
TO SEE TO IN ME OFFICE.Copy !req
157. MR. KRABS?Copy !req
158. UH, THIS IS A BAD TIME,
ISN'T IT.Copy !req
159. NO.Copy !req
160. WELL, THERE'S A MAN OUT BACK
WITH A DELIVERY AND SAYS
YOU NEED TO SIGN.Copy !req
161. O.K.Copy !req
162. TELL HIM, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.Copy !req
163. GOT IT.Copy !req
164. OW!Copy !req
165. AND LET'S WATCH
THE LANGUAGE, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
166. SIGN HERE, HERE,
AND HERE.Copy !req
167. MY PLEASURE.Copy !req
168. WHAT THE HECK
IS ALL THIS STUFF?Copy !req
169. I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!Copy !req
170. WE GOT SPONGEBOB
DRINKING STRAWS...Copy !req
171. COASTERS, BIBS...Copy !req
172. AND ME PERSONAL FAVORITE,
SPONGEBOB ICE CUBES.Copy !req
173. OHH...Copy !req
174. MR. KRABS, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU MIGHT BE TAKINGCopy !req
175. ALL OF THIS
A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR?Copy !req
176. GET BACK TO WORK, SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
177. I'LL BE IN ME SPONGEBOB
IF YOU SPONGEBOB ME.Copy !req
178. HA, HA...Copy !req
179. WHOOPS...Copy !req
180. THERE YA GO, SQUIDWARD?Copy !req
181. NOW WHAT?Copy !req
182. OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!Copy !req
183. SPONGEY PATTIES.Copy !req
184. SPONGEY PATTIES?Copy !req
185. I WANT YOU TO
START USING 'EM. WHERE'D YOU GET THEM?Copy !req
186. THEY WERE JUST PATTIES WE DIDN'T
HAVE ROOM FOR IN THE FREEZER,
THEY TURNED YELLOW.Copy !req
187. GOTTA KEEP THOSE SPONGEBOB ICE
CUBES SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
188. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT PEOPLECopy !req
189. TO PAY $1.98
FOR A ROTTEN PATTY?Copy !req
190. SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
191. THIS INSTANT SUCCESS MUST BE
SCRAMBLIN' MY BRAINS.Copy !req
192. WE'LL MAKE 'EM $2.98.Copy !req
193. ALL ABOARD.Copy !req
194. HEY, WE DIDN'T PAY $3
TO WATCH YOU TAKE A NAP.Copy !req
195. THAT'S THE WORST SPONGEBOB
COSTUME I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
196. All chanting: RIDE, RIDECopy !req
197. RIDE, RIDECopy !req
198. RIDE, RIDECopy !req
199. RIDE, RIDE, RIDE, RIDE...Copy !req
200. RIDE, RIDECopy !req
201. RIDE, RIDE, RIDE.Copy !req
202. OH, WHAT A DAY.Copy !req
203. WHAT'S NEXT,
A ZOMBIE INVASION?Copy !req
204. AHH!Copy !req
205. MR. KRABS, OPEN UP.Copy !req
206. WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A BUNCH
OF ZOMBIES THAT LOOK LIKE ME.Copy !req
207. Krabs behind door: UH, GO AWAY,
PLEASE, I'M BUSY.Copy !req
208. PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
209. THEY'RE ALL SPLOTCHY AND YELLOWCopy !req
210. WITH DISTENDED BELLIES.Copy !req
211. OPEN UP, OPEN UP,
OPEN UP, OPEN UP.Copy !req
212. WHO?Copy !req
213. MR. KRABS?Copy !req
214. SPONGEBOB...Copy !req
215. GREAT NEPTUNE'S
MOTHER'S STOCKINGS.Copy !req
216. ZOMBIES...Copy !req
217. THEY'RE HERE TO EAT ME MONEY.Copy !req
218. WAIT, THEY'RE NOT
ZOMBIES, MR. KRABS.Copy !req
219. THEY'RE YOUR CUSTOMERS... LOOK.Copy !req
220. OH, I ATE THIS YELLOW KRABBY
PATTY AND NOW I FEEL SICK.Copy !req
221. KRABBY PATTY?Copy !req
222. YECH.Copy !req
223. MAN, YOU GOT SOME
SERIOUS PROBLEMS.Copy !req
224. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO PASS THAT
OFF AS A KRABBY PATTY...Copy !req
225. IT'S A...
IT'S A SPONGEY PATTY.Copy !req
226. MR. KRABS,
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?Copy !req
227. YOU POISONED ALL THESE PEOPLE.Copy !req
228. NO, BUT, I, I JUST...Copy !req
229. I CAN EXPLAIN, I...Copy !req
230. WHAT THE...Copy !req
231. TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, KRABS.Copy !req
232. CALLING THE COURTROOM TO
ATTENTION IN THE CASE OFCopy !req
233. "PEOPLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM
VERSUS MR. KRABS."Copy !req
234. HONORABLE JUDGE
HORACE A. WHOPPER PRESIDING.Copy !req
235. HAS THE JURY REACHED A VERDICT?Copy !req
236. WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.Copy !req
237. WE, THE JURY, FIND THE
DEFENDANT, EUGENE A. KRABSCopy !req
238. GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES.Copy !req
239. VERY WELL.Copy !req
240. DOES THE DEFENDANT
HAVE ANYTHING TO SAYCopy !req
241. BEFORE WE SEND HIM
DOWNTHE RIVER?Copy !req
242. NO, YOUR HONOR.Copy !req
243. VERY WELL.Copy !req
244. EH, HANG ON
A SECOND THERE, JUDGE.Copy !req
245. THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE
A SPONGEBOB GAVEL YOU'RE USIN'?Copy !req
246. OOH, WHY YES,
IT'S MY PRIZED POSSESSION.Copy !req
247. I AM A HUGE SPONGEBOB FAN.Copy !req
248. PERMISSION TO APPROACH
THE BENCH, YOUR HONOR.Copy !req
249. SURE IS GOOD TO BE BACK
BEHIND THE GRILL WHERE
I BELONG, MR. KRABS.Copy !req
250. IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, BOY.Copy !req
251. LET'S SEE HOW SQUIDWARD'S
ENJOYING HIS NEW POSITION.Copy !req
252. TAKE HIM AROUND THERE
AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE.Copy !req
253. I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO
TAKE YOU UP ON THAT.Copy !req
254. AH, I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING.Copy !req
255. EH-EH-EH-EH-EH...Copy !req
256. AH, NO, NO!Copy !req
257. YAY...Copy !req
258. OH, IF ONLY INAUDIBLE LAD
WERE HERE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
259. OHH...Copy !req
260. NOTHING SATISFIES
LIKE A GOOD STORY.Copy !req
261. ARE YA READY TO GO, PATRICK?Copy !req
262. AH, GET BACK!Copy !req
263. I WASN'T GONNA
EAT ALL OF YOU!Copy !req
264. PATRICK, IT'S ME.Copy !req
265. SPONGE...Copy !req
266. EW, WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
267. WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S MINE...Copy !req
268. UNLESS I DON'T WANT IT.Copy !req
269. MM-HM...Copy !req
270. HM, HM.Copy !req
271. SPONGEBOB...Copy !req
272. WHAT DO ALL THESE WORDS SAY?Copy !req
273. IT'S AN AD.Copy !req
274. SpongeBob as Announcer:
DEAR COMIC BOOK READER.Copy !req
275. THAT'S ME!Copy !req
276. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
TURNING ONE OF YOUR POEMS INTO
A SONG ON THE RADIO?Copy !req
277. I'VE NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT ANYTHING.Copy !req
278. SEND IN YOUR POEM AND $100
AND WE'LL MAKE IT A HIT.Copy !req
279. CAN WE GO NOW?
MY ARMS ARE GETTING TIRED.Copy !req
280. I WANNA SEND IN A POEMCopy !req
281. AND EVERYONE WOULD LOVE IT,
AND I WOULD BE A STAR.Copy !req
282. YOU CAN'T ALWAYS TRUST ADS
IN COMIC BOOKS.Copy !req
283. THOSE X-RAY SPECS I ORDERED
COULDN'T SEE THROUGH PEOPLE'S
SKIN AT ALL...Copy !req
284. ONLY THEIR CLOTHES,Copy !req
285. PLUS, YOU DON'T HAVE $100.Copy !req
286. UH, PATRICK,
COULD YOU GET MY WALLET?Copy !req
287. HEY, LOOK,
I JUST FOUND $100.Copy !req
288. IT'S A SIGN THAT
I SHOULD MAKE MY HIT RECORD.Copy !req
289. HEY, THAT'S MY
COMIC BOOK MONEY.Copy !req
290. IT'S A SIGN...Copy !req
291. A SIGN THAT FELL FROM
THE BACK OF YOUR PANTS.Copy !req
292. I'VE LEARNED TO TRUST
SIGNS LIKE THAT.Copy !req
293. PATRICK?Copy !req
294. HEY, YOU GONNA PAY
FOR THOSE COMICS?Copy !req
295. NO.Copy !req
296. OH, CAN I HAVE MY ARMS BACK?Copy !req
297. I WISH NOT TO BE
DISTURBED, SPONGEBOBCopy !req
298. FOR I AM ABOUT TO ERUPT
WITH A MASTERPIECE.Copy !req
299. GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
300. COMING... OH! SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
301. COULD I BORROW A PENCIL AND
SOME PAPER AND A PLACE TO WORK?Copy !req
302. SPONGEBOB,
THIS PENCIL IS BROKEN.Copy !req
303. WHY WON'T IT MAKE WORDS?Copy !req
304. YOU HAVE TO THINK
OF THE WORDS YOURSELF.Copy !req
305. I THINK I WROTE A POEM ONCE.Copy !req
306. A POEM BY PATRICK STAR.Copy !req
307. ROSES ARE BLUE.Copy !req
308. VIOLETS ARE RED.Copy !req
309. I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
310. HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YA?Copy !req
311. THIS IS GYM CLASS.Copy !req
312. OOH, DODGEBALLS.Copy !req
313. OH, PATRICK?Copy !req
314. AH, DON'T HIT ME
WITH A DODGEBALL!Copy !req
315. MEOW.Copy !req
316. WHY WOULD I HIT YOU
WITH A DODGEBALL?Copy !req
317. I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THISCopy !req
318. BUT I WROTE A POEM ONCE.Copy !req
319. NO.Copy !req
320. WAIT, THERE'S MORE.Copy !req
321. WHEN I READ IT TO THE CLASSCopy !req
322. THEY PELTED ME WITH DODGEBALLSCopy !req
323. JUST BECAUSE WE WERE
PLAYING DODGEBALL!Copy !req
324. WHY... ?Copy !req
325. YOU CAN PLAY YOUR
RECORDS LATER, GARY.Copy !req
326. PATRICK, IS THAT WHY YOU'VE BEEN
HAVING TROUBLE WRITING?Copy !req
327. I'M WORRIED MY POEM'S
NOT GONNA BE ANY GOOD.Copy !req
328. AND YOU'RE GONNA HIT ME
WITH DODGEBALLS.Copy !req
329. OH, I DON'T EVEN OWN
A DODGEBALL, DO YOU, GARY?Copy !req
330. MEOW.Copy !req
331. IF YOU'RE SERIOUS,
I CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
332. I'M EVEN GONNA USE...
MY BRAIN.Copy !req
333. THAT'S THE SPIRIT, PATRICK!Copy !req
334. I'LL OPEN A WINDOW.Copy !req
335. OHH...Copy !req
336. HO...Copy !req
337. COME ON, YOU STUPID BRAIN...Copy !req
338. WORK.Copy !req
339. IT'S WORKING.Copy !req
340. PATRICK, DON'T STRAIN YOURSELFCopy !req
341. NOW WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
342. WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL?Copy !req
343. IS PATRICK THINKING AGAIN?Copy !req
344. I'M MAKING ART!Copy !req
345. PATRICK, IT SMELLS LIKE
SOMETHING CRAWLED IN YOUR BRAIN
AND DIED.Copy !req
346. THAT'S THE CREATIVE
PROCESS AT WORK.Copy !req
347. READY TO GO TO THE POST OFFICE?Copy !req
348. I NEED TO MAIL
IN MY MASTERPIECE.Copy !req
349. THE NEXT DAY.Copy !req
350. I HATE MY LIFE.Copy !req
351. I HATE YOUR LIFE
TOO, DUDE.Copy !req
352. PEOPLE...Copy !req
353. WE HAVE 17 MORE SONGS
TO FINISH THIS HOUR.Copy !req
354. NEXT UP ISCopy !req
355. "I WROTE THIS,"
BY PATRICK STAR.Copy !req
356. YICK.Copy !req
357. THIS ONE'S REALLY BAD.Copy !req
358. IT MADE MY EYEBALLS THROW UP.Copy !req
359. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
360. I DON'T CARE HOW
AWFULHIS POEM IS.Copy !req
361. WE SPENT HIS
HUNDRED BUCKS ALREADY.Copy !req
362. COME ON, GUYS, WE'RE GONNA
DO THIS IF IT KILLS US.Copy !req
363. AND A ONE, AND A TWO,
AND A...Copy !req
364. THEY WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS.Copy !req
365. MY SONG, AHH...Copy !req
366. COME ON,
LET'S HEAR IT!Copy !req
367. UM, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
368. YOU'RE NOT GONNA THROW
DODGEBALLS AT ME?Copy !req
369. I DON'T SEE ANY
DODGEBALLS HERE, BUDDY.Copy !req
370. JUST AN ARTIST AND HIS WORK.Copy !req
371. YEAH, AND ME, TOO.Copy !req
372. NOW SIT DOWN
AND GET COMFORTABLE.Copy !req
373. UH, PATRICK?Copy !req
374. SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS...Copy !req
375. ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?Copy !req
376. WHOO.Copy !req
377. WHOA!Copy !req
378. IT'S REALLY LOUD!Copy !req
379. YOU NEED IT LOUDER?
O.K.Copy !req
380. WHOO!Copy !req
381. DRUM SOLO.Copy !req
382. THAT WAS AWESOME.Copy !req
383. DID YOU LIKE IT...Copy !req
384. OR DID YOU REALLY,
REALLYLIKE IT?Copy !req
385. GIVE ME YOUR COMPLETELY
HONEST OPINIONCopy !req
386. OF HOW GREAT IT WAS!Copy !req
387. OH, HMM...Copy !req
388. HOW DO I PUT
THIS DELICATELY?Copy !req
389. THAT WAS THE BEST SONG
I EVER HEARD!Copy !req
390. DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?Copy !req
391. WE NEED TO GET THAT
SONG ON THE RADIO.Copy !req
392. LET'S GO RIGHT NOW,
COME ON.Copy !req
393. DARN, I JUST GOT
THAT ARM BACK.Copy !req
394. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON
THEIR FACE ONCE THEY HEAR THIS.Copy !req
395. DID YOU SEE
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE?Copy !req
396. YEAH, DID YOU
SEE HIS EARS?Copy !req
397. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD
TURN INSIDE OUT LIKE THAT.Copy !req
398. NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
YOUR RECORD ON THE RADIO?Copy !req
399. WHAT RECORD?Copy !req
400. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
401. WE JUST HAVE TO PLAY YOUR RECORD
FROM THE TOP OF THIS ANTENNA.Copy !req
402. CARRY ME?Copy !req
403. HUH, PATRICK?Copy !req
404. TALLY HO.Copy !req
405. MUSH, ONWARD AND UPWARD.Copy !req
406. FASTER, SPONGEBOB, FASTER.Copy !req
407. OH... HM.Copy !req
408. THIS RECORD WON'T STAY PUT.Copy !req
409. GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
410. OH YEAH, I FORGOT.Copy !req
411. LUCKY.Copy !req
412. THIS SONG ALWAYS
MAKES ME THINK OF YOU.Copy !req
413. DRUM SOLO.Copy !req
414. STOP!Copy !req
415. MY EARS.Copy !req
416. I LIKE IT.Copy !req
417. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE BIKINI
BOTTOM IS THROWING A PARTYCopy !req
418. AND YOU KNOW WHAT A PARTY NEEDS?Copy !req
419. UH, BEAN DIP?Copy !req
420. YES, THAT IS IMPORTANT,
BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT MUSIC.Copy !req
421. TURN IT UP, PATRICK.Copy !req
422. WHERE IS THAT AWFUL
SONG COMING FROM?Copy !req
423. TO THE RADIO STATION.Copy !req
424. TORCHES...Copy !req
425. GET YOUR TORCHES.Copy !req
426. PITCHFORKS.Copy !req
427. YOU CAN'T BE AN ANGRY MOB
WITHOUT PITCH FORKS.Copy !req
428. COTTON CANDY.Copy !req
429. GET YOUR COTTON CANDY.Copy !req
430. YOU CAN'T THROW A RIOT
WITHOUT COTTON CANDY.Copy !req
431. LOOK AT THAT, PATRICK.Copy !req
432. OH, YOU MEAN THE ANGRY MOB
WITH THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES?Copy !req
433. HA-HA-HA, THAT'S NOT
AN ANGRY MOB, PATRICK.Copy !req
434. IT'S YOUR FAN CLUB.Copy !req
435. FAN CLUB?Copy !req
436. YA-HOO.Copy !req
437. WE SHOULD SING 'EM A SONG.Copy !req
438. WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR THAT SONG ON THE RADIO?Copy !req
439. WHY, HE'S RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
440. PATRICK STAR, MUSICAL GENIUS.Copy !req
441. YEAH...Copy !req
442. LET'S GET HIM BOYS.Copy !req
443. YEAH!Copy !req
444. AND THAT WAS MY
NEW SONG...Copy !req
445. CALLED, "AARGH."Copy !req
446. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.Copy !req
447. YEAH, AT LEAST IT GOTCopy !req
448. THAT FIRST TERRIBLE
SONG OUT OF OUR HEADS.Copy !req
449. OH YEAH, MY SONG.Copy !req
450. PATRICK, LOOKS LIKE YOU
NEED ANOTHER LESSON.Copy !req
451. DODGEBALLS... READY!Copy !req
452. UH-OH.Copy !req