1. ARE YA READY, KIDS?Copy !req
2. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.Copy !req
3. I CAN'T HEARYOU.Copy !req
4. AYE, AYE,
CAPTAIN.Copy !req
5. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTSCopy !req
6. MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?Copy !req
7. I'D LIKE THATTABLE
BY THE WINDOW.Copy !req
8. AS SOON AS THE PRESENT
CUSTOMERS ARE DONE WITH IT.Copy !req
9. THEY LIKE TO CHEW THEIR
FOOD THOROUGHLY.Copy !req
10. 97, 98, 99...Copy !req
11. DON'T RUSH ME, WOMAN!Copy !req
12. PERHAPS THIS WILL
SPEED UP THE PROCESS.Copy !req
13. HOW WILL THAT HELP
THEM CHEW FASTER?Copy !req
14. SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
15. NO PROBLEM, I WAS JUST
TELLING THIS CUSTOMERCopy !req
16. HE HAS TO WAIT FOR HIS
FAVORITE TABLE.Copy !req
17. FIVE BUCKS IF I GET
THE TABLE NOW.Copy !req
18. AH...!Copy !req
19. OH, MY HIP.Copy !req
20. ENJOY YOUR MEAL.Copy !req
21. LET ME KNOW IF YOU
NEED ANYTHING ELSE.Copy !req
22. WHY DID YOU GIVE
HIM THE TABLE?Copy !req
23. "MONEY TALKS".Copy !req
24. I DIDN'T KNOW
MONEY COULD TALK.Copy !req
25. DID IT TELL YOU TO KICK
THOSE OLD PEOPLE OUT?Copy !req
26. WHAT DO YOU HAVE
AGAINST OLD PEOPLE?Copy !req
27. DON'T GO GOOFY
ON ME, BOY.Copy !req
28. MONEY CAN'T REALLY TALK.Copy !req
29. ONLY FISH CAN TALK.Copy !req
30. WOULDN'T IT BE NEAT
IF MONEY COULD TALK?Copy !req
31. YEAH.Copy !req
32. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
33. WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?Copy !req
34. I THINK MR. KRABS
IS GONNA SING.Copy !req
35. OH, GREAT.Copy !req
36. UH, NO THANKS,
I GOT TO GO.Copy !req
37. I REALLY HAVE TO PEE.Copy !req
38. WHAT DID I MISS?Copy !req
39. PARLEZ VOUS FRANCAIS?Copy !req
40. HABLE ESPANOL?Copy !req
41. OO-YAY EAK-SPAY
IG-PAY ATIN-LAY?Copy !req
42. MM-HMM.Copy !req
43. MAYBE THIS WILL MAKE YOU TALK.Copy !req
44. TALK!Copy !req
45. YOU'RE BEIN' TOO HARD
ON THE LITTLE GUY.Copy !req
46. YOU CAN TALK TO ME.Copy !req
47. I'M YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
48. I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING
TO TALK TO MONEY.Copy !req
49. ANYTHING!Copy !req
50. ANYTHING?Copy !req
51. YOU?Copy !req
52. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
53. 'TIS I, THE OMINOUS
FLYING DUTCHMAN.Copy !req
54. I'LL GRANT YOUR WISH.Copy !req
55. BUT IT'LL COST YOU.Copy !req
56. YEAH, YEAH, MY
IMMORTAL SOUL.Copy !req
57. I'VE HEARD
THAT SPEECH BEFORE.Copy !req
58. WHA...?Copy !req
59. WELL, UH, GREAT.Copy !req
60. BUT BE WARNED!Copy !req
61. YEAH, YEAH, SKIP
THE LECTURE.Copy !req
62. I WANT WHAT'S
COMING TO ME.Copy !req
63. HUMPH, YOU'RE NO FUN
AT ALL, YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
64. HEY, IS THAT PIXIE DUST?Copy !req
65. UH, UH.Copy !req
66. OOH, THAT WAS A STRANGE DREAM.Copy !req
67. Male voice: YOU THINK THAT WAS
A STRANGE DREAM?Copy !req
68. I DREAMT I WAS TRAPPED IN A
PRISON MADE OF PEANUT BUTTER.Copy !req
69. WHO SAID THAT? Male voice: DOWN HERE.Copy !req
70. HEY, IT'S A NICKEL.Copy !req
71. WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY BELLY
BUTTON, LITTLE FELLA?Copy !req
72. I GOT STUCK IN THERE DURING
YOUR LAST COIN SHOWER.Copy !req
73. I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
74. DO YOUHAVE ANYTHING
TO SAY TO ME?Copy !req
75. YEAH, WHEN'S THE LAST
TIME YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH?Copy !req
76. OH, IT WORKED.Copy !req
77. I CAN TALK TO MONEY.Copy !req
78. PLEASE, DON'T START
SINGING AGAIN.Copy !req
79. DON'T WORRY, DARLINGS.Copy !req
80. SOON YOU'LL BE REJOINED
WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
81. OH, MY, WHY DON'T YOU
KISS ME LIKE THAT?Copy !req
82. DON'T START.Copy !req
83. THAT'LL BE $5.Copy !req
84. HEY, DUDES.Copy !req
85. RUN, JUMP!Copy !req
86. JUMP OUT, JUMP OUT!Copy !req
87. GOOD MORNING, MY DARLINGS.Copy !req
88. GOOD MORNING, MR. KRABS.Copy !req
89. YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME.Copy !req
90. YAY!Copy !req
91. SPONGEBOB, I DID IT.Copy !req
92. I CAN TALK TO MONEY.Copy !req
93. GO AHEAD, SAY HELLO.Copy !req
94. HELLO... MONEY.Copy !req
95. OH, AREN'T THEY A RIOT?Copy !req
96. I'M REALLY STARTING
TO WORRY ABOUT MR. KRABS.Copy !req
97. I'M WORRIED HE JUST
LEFT WITH MY PAYCHECK.Copy !req
98. NOW THAT WE'RE ALONE, LET'S
TELL EACH OTHER SECRETS.Copy !req
99. WHAT KIND OF SECRETS
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
100. YEAH, WE LIVE
IN A SAFE.Copy !req
101. YOU GOT ANY FRIENDS YOU
COULD INVITE OVER?Copy !req
102. AREN'T WE ENOUGH FOR YOU?Copy !req
103. WHAT'S WRONG WITH US?Copy !req
104. YEAH!Copy !req
105. NOTHING, NOTHING,
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.Copy !req
106. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS MIGHT
WANT SOME COMPANYCopy !req
107. YOU KNOW, TO MAKE
YOU HAPPY.Copy !req
108. WHY DON'T YOU ASK WHAT
WOULD MAKE US HAPPY?Copy !req
109. OK, SO HOW CAN
I MAKE YOU HAPPY?Copy !req
110. SPEND US. WHAT?Copy !req
111. WE'RE MONEY.Copy !req
112. IT'S IN OUR NATURE.Copy !req
113. I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THAT SAFE
FOR EIGHT YEARS.Copy !req
114. I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SPENT
ON A FAIRY PRINCESS OUTFIT.Copy !req
115. WHAT? NO WAY.Copy !req
116. I WANT TO BE
SPENT ON CORN DOGS.Copy !req
117. I WANT TO BE SPENT
ON DIAPERS.Copy !req
118. YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO.Copy !req
119. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
120. I AM NOT SPENDING YOU
ON CORN DOGS, DIAPERSCopy !req
121. OR FAIRY PRINCESS OUTFITS.Copy !req
122. DID YOU
FIND EVERYTHING OK?Copy !req
123. UNFORTUNATELY.Copy !req
124. YEAH, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
125. MR. KRABS,
LOOKIN' GOOD.Copy !req
126. WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MR. KRABS?Copy !req
127. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
128. HE'S ACTING
KIND OF WEIRD.Copy !req
129. SPEND US.Copy !req
130. SPEND US.Copy !req
131. SPEND US.Copy !req
132. I CAN'T SPEND ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
133. AND NONE OF YOU WANT
TO BE SPENT ON STUFF I WANT.Copy !req
134. SPEND US.Copy !req
135. AH, YOU'RE ALL SHALLOW
AND SELF-ABSORBED.Copy !req
136. WHAT DID I EVER SEE IN YOU?Copy !req
137. SPEND US.Copy !req
138. I'M NOT LISTENING.Copy !req
139. SPEND US.Copy !req
140. I'M NOT...Copy !req
141. SPONGEBOB?Copy !req
142. HI, MR. KRABS.Copy !req
143. I JUST CAME BY TO MAKE
SURE YOU WEREN'TCopy !req
144. YOU KNOW, TOTALLY INSANE.Copy !req
145. TAKE THIS BAG AS FAR AWAY
AS POSSIBLE AND BURY IT.Copy !req
146. OOH, OOH-
WHAT HAVE I DONE?Copy !req
147. GIVE ME THAT BACK.Copy !req
148. OK, GLAD YOU'RE
NOT INSANE.Copy !req
149. DUTCHMAN,
YOU CHEATED ME.Copy !req
150. TAKE THIS HORRIBLE CURSE AWAY.Copy !req
151. I WANT A REFUND.Copy !req
152. ALL SALES ARE FINAL
FROM THE FLYING DUTCHMANCopy !req
153. ESPECIALLY FOR A SELFISH
SHELLFISH LIKE YOURSELF.Copy !req
154. TRY SAYING THAT THREE
TIMES FAST.Copy !req
155. YOUR SOUL'S GOING IN
ME FANNY PACK OF DESPAIR.Copy !req
156. NOW PAY UP.Copy !req
157. HUH?Copy !req
158. AN I.O.U.?Copy !req
159. HEE-HEE, YEAH, WELL, I SORT OF
SOLD MY SOUL ALREADY.Copy !req
160. WHAT? TO WHO?Copy !req
161. THOSE GUYS.Copy !req
162. WE WERE HERE
FIRST, POPS.Copy !req
163. WE'VE ALL GOT A CLAIM
ON KRABS' SOUL.Copy !req
164. GET TO THE BACK
OF THE LINE.Copy !req
165. NOW, NOW, I'M SURE WE
CAN SORT THIS OUT.Copy !req
166. YOU TOO, SPONGEBOB?Copy !req
167. HE WAS $5
SHORT ON PAYDAY.Copy !req
168. AHOY, MATEYS.Copy !req
169. TODAY I'LL BE SPINNING A TALE
YOU WON'T SOON FORGET.Copy !req
170. IT'S CALLED SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS VS. THE PATTY
GADGET.Copy !req
171. NOW SPONGEBOB WAS WORKING.Copy !req
172. HIS EYE ON THE GRILLCopy !req
173. TILL HE HEARD A SHARP SOUND
THAT GAVE HIM A CHILL.Copy !req
174. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
175. WHAT COULD IT MEAN?Copy !req
176. WOW, IT'S A DEEP-FRY PATTY
COOKIN' MACHINE.Copy !req
177. AND HIDING BEHIND IT,
WHO DO WE SEE?Copy !req
178. NONE OTHER THAN SQUIDWARDCopy !req
179. AND HIS BAD FACE ACNE. HEY!Copy !req
180. WHAT IS THIS CONTRAPTION YOU'VE
HAULED INTO ME PLACE?Copy !req
181. A MIRACLE, A MARVEL.Copy !req
182. IT WILL COOK KRABBY PATTIES
AT A FABULOUS PACE.Copy !req
183. BUT HOW ARE
THE PATTIES?Copy !req
184. I MEAN, HOW DO THEY TASTE?Copy !req
185. I'LL LET YOU TRY ONE.Copy !req
186. SHOVE THIS IN YOUR FACE.Copy !req
187. I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT PATTY
WAS YUMMY.Copy !req
188. THOUGH IT SITS LIKE A ROCK
WHEN IT LANDS IN ME TUMMY.Copy !req
189. BUT I'VE GOT ME A FRY COOKCopy !req
190. AND HE'S ALWAYS ON TIME.Copy !req
191. AH, BUT THIS GIZMO IS FASTERCopy !req
192. AND YOU WON'T PAY IT A DIME.Copy !req
193. YOUR MACHINE SOUNDS
DELIGHTFULCopy !req
194. BUT HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?Copy !req
195. HMM, JUST FIRE SPONGEBOBCopy !req
196. AND TELL HIM GET LOST.Copy !req
197. THE MACHINE WANTED HIS
JOB TO MAKE SPONGEBOB QUITCopy !req
198. AND SPONGEBOB DIDN'T LIKE IT.Copy !req
199. NO, NOT ONE BIT.Copy !req
200. PUSHING HIS GRILL, SPONGEBOB
BURST THROUGH THE DOOR.Copy !req
201. I CHALLENGE YOUR GADGET.Copy !req
202. I DECLARE PATTY WAR.Copy !req
203. WITH THREE LITTLE WORDS,
KRABS STARTED THE SHOW.Copy !req
204. FLAG RAISED IN THE AIR,
HE CRIEDCopy !req
205. READY, SET, GO...!Copy !req
206. QUICK AS A FLASH, SQUIDWARD
PULLED THE BIG LEVER.Copy !req
207. THEN SAT BACK AND WATCHED,
FEELING, OH, SO QUITE CLEVER.Copy !req
208. SPONGEBOB WITH SPATULA
HELD TIGHT IN HIS FIST,Copy !req
209. FLUNG 20 PATTIES,
NOT A SINGLE ONE MISSED.Copy !req
210. THE CROWD WAS IMPRESSED.Copy !req
211. WOW!Copy !req
212. THEY CHEERED FULL OF GLEE.Copy !req
213. ALL EXCEPT PATRICK,
WHO HAD TO GO PEE.Copy !req
214. A NOISE AND A CLATTER
CAME FROM THE MACHINE.Copy !req
215. AND OUT POPPED THE PATTIES
IN A BURST OF HOT STEAM.Copy !req
216. THE GADGET WAS FAST.Copy !req
217. ITS FIRST BATCH COMPLETED.Copy !req
218. BUT SPONGEBOB YELLED OUTCopy !req
219. "I WON'T BE DEFEATED"!Copy !req
220. HE TOOK IN SOME AIR.Copy !req
221. SPONGEBOB SWELLED HIS PHYSIQUE.Copy !req
222. THEN DOZENS OF PATTIES FILLED
UP HIS CHEEKS.Copy !req
223. HE STRAINED AND HE SWEATED.Copy !req
224. HE SUMMONED HIS WILL.Copy !req
225. AND SHOT KRABBY PATTIES,
RIGHT ONTO THE GRILL.Copy !req
226. "NOT BAD"Copy !req
227. YELLED OUT SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
228. A REALLY GOOD TRY.Copy !req
229. BUT LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO
AGAINST MY MACHINE
SET ON HIGH.Copy !req
230. THE GIZMO, IT SHUDDERED.Copy !req
231. IT CLATTERED, IT SHOOK.Copy !req
232. AND AS SQUIDWARD LAUGHED: HA, HA.Copy !req
233. SANDY SAID:"WHAT A SCHNOOK".Copy !req
234. BUT OL' SPONGEBOB CRIED OUTCopy !req
235. "I WON'T LOSE TO THAT THING"!Copy !req
236. THEN HE RAISED UP TWO
SPATULASCopy !req
237. AND LEAPT LIKE A SPRING.Copy !req
238. HIS HANDS WERE A BLUR,
THE PATTIES WENT FLYING.Copy !req
239. HE FRIED UP A HUNDRED
WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.Copy !req
240. SQUIDWARD WAS WORRIED,
SPONGEBOB COULDN'T BE BEAT.Copy !req
241. I GOT ONE LAST CHANCE,
I'LL TURN UP THE HEAT.Copy !req
242. HE STRUGGLED AND STRAINEDCopy !req
243. TILL HIS FACE TURNED DARK BLUE.Copy !req
244. THEN THE LEVER MOVED FORWARDCopy !req
245. AND BROKE RIGHT IN TWO.Copy !req
246. THE GADGET BUCKLED AND SPARKED.Copy !req
247. IT CRACKED LIKE A GUN.Copy !req
248. SO SQUIDWARD TOOK OFF
YELLINGCopy !req
249. "LET ME KNOW IF I'VE WON".Copy !req
250. LIGHTNING FLEW FROM ITS MAW.Copy !req
251. IT LOOKED READY TO BURST.Copy !req
252. BUT SPONGEBOB, STILL
STANDING, YELLEDCopy !req
253. "FOUL BEAST, DO YOUR WORST".Copy !req
254. THE PATTIES CAME FLYING
BY TWOS AND BY THREES.Copy !req
255. BY DOZENS, BY HUNDREDS,
OH, IT WAS SOMETHING TO SEE.Copy !req
256. AYE, THAT MACHINE, IT WAS FAST.Copy !req
257. BUT SPONGEBOB WAS FASTER.Copy !req
258. HE'D PROVE TO THAT THING
THAT HE WAS ITS MASTER.Copy !req
259. THE GADGET BLEW INTO BITS
AND DIED WITH A BOOM.Copy !req
260. THE BLAST WAS SO LOUDCopy !req
261. IT WOKE KING NEPTUNE.Copy !req
262. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
263. IT WAS ALL OVER,
FINISHED AND DONE.Copy !req
264. WITH HIS HEAD
HELD UP HIGHCopy !req
265. SPONGEBOB KNEW HE HAD WON. PHEW.Copy !req
266. THE CROWD YELLED, "HOORAYCopy !req
267. SQUIDWARD'S NAME IS NOW MUD"!Copy !req
268. BUT AS THEY WERE CHEERINGCopy !req
269. SPONGEBOB FELL WITH A THUD.Copy !req
270. UNH.Copy !req
271. THE SERVICE WAS SHORT.Copy !req
272. TEARS SHED WITH REGRET.Copy !req
273. SQUIDWARD, IT SEEMED, WAS
THE ONE MOST UPSET.Copy !req
274. WHOO, YEAH!Copy !req
275. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
276. YOU THOUGHT SPONGEBOB WAS
BURIED DOWN THERE?Copy !req
277. THEY JUST BURIED THE GADGETCopy !req
278. HA-HA, THIS I SWEAR.Copy !req
279. WELL, THAT ENDS ME TALE,
STRAIGHT FROM THE BOOK.Copy !req
280. NOW I GOT TO GO
AND POLISH ME HOOK.Copy !req
281. WELL, SQUIDWARD, OL' BOYCopy !req
282. ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO GO WIN
THAT DANCING TROPHYCopy !req
283. AND GIVE IT A HOME.Copy !req
284. AFTER ALL, NOBODY EVER WORKED
HARDER TO GET IT THAN YOU.Copy !req
285. ALL THOSE YEARS OF TRAINING
WITH THE MASTERS.Copy !req
286. YOUR TIRELESS EFFORT TO KEEP
YOUR INSTRUMENT SUPPLE.Copy !req
287. NOT TO MENTION YOUR WEEKLY
THIGH WAXING.Copy !req
288. AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO GO GET IT.Copy !req
289. SO, LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
290. WHOO...!Copy !req
291. TSK, TSK, TSK, TSK.Copy !req
292. WANT TO GIVE ME A RULING,
SPONGEBOB?Copy !req
293. SORRY, SQUIDWARD,
YOU GOT TO GO LOWER TO WIN.Copy !req
294. WHAT?Copy !req
295. WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?Copy !req
296. WE'RE LIMBO DANCINGCopy !req
297. TO GET READY FOR THE
DANCE-A-THON AUDITIONS.Copy !req
298. WE'RE GONNA WIN THE TROPHY.Copy !req
299. HA, THE TWO OF YOU?Copy !req
300. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.Copy !req
301. COME HERE...
SEE THAT?Copy !req
302. THAT'S WHERE
THE TROPHY'S GOING.Copy !req
303. OOH...Copy !req
304. YOU BUILT US A TROPHY CASE
FOR WHEN WE WIN?Copy !req
305. OH, YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND.Copy !req
306. NO, YOU TWITS.Copy !req
307. I BUILT THAT TROPHY CASE
FOR ME WHEN IWIN.Copy !req
308. I'M GOING TO ACE
THE TRYOUTS TODAYCopy !req
309. AND THEN I'M GOING
TO THE FINALS TOMORROWCopy !req
310. AND WIN THE TROPHY.Copy !req
311. I AM GOING FORTH TO MEET
MY DESTINY.Copy !req
312. GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
313. RULING, SPONGEBOB?Copy !req
314. I THINK WE BETTER
RAISE THE BAR.Copy !req
315. HIYA, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
316. OH, GREAT.Copy !req
317. THE FLYING GAVONNE BROTHERS.Copy !req
318. JUST IGNORE THEM, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
319. CONTESTANTS 51 AND 52
TO THE STAGE, PLEASE.Copy !req
320. WE'RE UP, PATRICK.Copy !req
321. WISH US LUCK, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
322. DO I KNOW YOU?Copy !req
323. YOU KIDDER.Copy !req
324. LET'S GO, PATRICK.Copy !req
325. POOR BOOBS, THEY DON'T
STAND A CHANCE.Copy !req
326. WELL, SEE YOU AT THE FINALS,
SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
327. YOU ACTUALLY GOT IN?Copy !req
328. YEP.Copy !req
329. HUMPH, IF THOSE TWO
NITWITS MADE ITCopy !req
330. THEN I'M A SHOO-IN.Copy !req
331. CONTESTANT 53 TO THE STAGE,
PLEASE.Copy !req
332. LOOK OUT, DANCING WORLDCopy !req
333. HERE COMES YOUR FUTURE.Copy !req
334. MUSIC, PLEASE.Copy !req
335. Male Judge: NEXT.Copy !req
336. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
337. YOU'RE DONE.Copy !req
338. YOU KNOW, NEXT CONTESTANT.Copy !req
339. YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT,
SORRY, MAC.Copy !req
340. BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
341. I, I, I ALREADY BUILT
A TROPHY CASECopy !req
342. WITH THE CUTEST LITTLE PLAQUE.Copy !req
343. IF I COULD JUST, JUST,
JUST TOUCH IT. HEY!Copy !req
344. BUT I, HEY...Copy !req
345. UNHAND ME, YOU BRUTES.Copy !req
346. AH!Copy !req
347. SPONGEBOB?Copy !req
348. YOU'RE JUST NOT GETTING
INTO THE SPIRIT OF THIS
THING, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
349. DOH, HELP ME UP.Copy !req
350. HOW'D THE AUDITION GO,
SQUIDWARD?Copy !req
351. THE AUDITION?Copy !req
352. MY TROPHY?Copy !req
353. I MEAN, UH, UH...Copy !req
354. YEAH, THE AUDITION.Copy !req
355. EVIDENTLY,
I'M SUCH A GREAT DANCERCopy !req
356. THAT I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM
THE COMPETITION FOR LIFE.Copy !req
357. WHOA. IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
358. HEY, SQUIDWARD.Copy !req
359. WOULD YOU BE OUR COACH
FOR THE FINALS?Copy !req
360. WHAT?Copy !req
361. I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO
THAN HELP YOU TWO DOPES.Copy !req
362. LIKE POLISHING YOUR EMPTY
TROPHY CASE?Copy !req
363. FINE.Copy !req
364. BUT I KEEP THE TROPHY
WHEN WE WIN, DEAL?Copy !req
365. DEAL.Copy !req
366. OK.Copy !req
367. SHOW ME WHAT YOU
GOT, PATRICK.Copy !req
368. OK, HERE I GO.Copy !req
369. WATCH ME NOW.Copy !req
370. OOH, CRAMP!Copy !req
371. WELL, I GUESS THAT
JUST LEAVES YOU, SPONGEBOB.Copy !req
372. SHOW ME YOUR STUFF.Copy !req
373. READY, AND...Copy !req
374. HAVING FUN?Copy !req
375. YES, YES, I AM.Copy !req
376. SPONGEBOB, DANCING ISN'T
SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.Copy !req
377. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ARTCopy !req
378. AND ART IS SUFFERING!Copy !req
379. NOW, WE'LL START
WITH SOME BALLET.Copy !req
380. WATCH MY FEET
AND FOLLOW MY LEAD.Copy !req
381. READY, AND PLIE.Copy !req
382. RELEVE.Copy !req
383. AND NOW, GRAND JETE-Copy !req
384. AHH...Copy !req
385. OH, WHERE AM I?Copy !req
386. SEE IF I CAN FIND THE LIGHTS.Copy !req
387. AH...!Copy !req
388. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
389. OH!Copy !req
390. THIS GIVES
ME AN IDEA.Copy !req
391. READY, SPONGEBOB?Copy !req
392. READY.Copy !req
393. A ONE AND A TWO, AND PLIE.Copy !req
394. JETE.Copy !req
395. RELEVE.Copy !req
396. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
397. THIS WILL
NEVER WORK.Copy !req
398. YOU'VE GOT TWO LEFT FEET.Copy !req
399. HOW'D YOU KNOW?Copy !req
400. GIVE ME THOSE.Copy !req
401. UNH...Copy !req
402. THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
403. OK, LET'S GO.Copy !req
404. SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
405. WHY ARE YOU MOVING YOUR
ARMS LIKE THAT?Copy !req
406. I GUESS
THEY'RE HAPPY.Copy !req
407. ARGH, HAND 'EM OVER.Copy !req
408. AND THE OTHER ONE, COME ON.Copy !req
409. UNH...Copy !req
410. NOW, THAT'S
MORE LIKE IT.Copy !req
411. GEE, SQUIDWARD, WITH YOUR ARMS
AND LEGS DOING ALL THE WORKCopy !req
412. I'M NOT REALLY DOING ANYTHING.Copy !req
413. I THINK I SHOULD HELP.Copy !req
414. ARE YOU QUESTIONING
MY LEADERSHIP?Copy !req
415. WELL, I JUST...Copy !req
416. OK, HAND IT OVER.Copy !req
417. YOU KNOW WHAT, SQUIDWARD?Copy !req
418. WHAT?Copy !req
419. I THINK I'M SUFFERING
FOR MY ART NOW.Copy !req
420. GOOD GRAVY.Copy !req
421. GET A LOAD OF THE TALENT HERE.Copy !req
422. OH, PLEASE.Copy !req
423. JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MY
BRILLIANT MOVES.Copy !req
424. OOH.Copy !req
425. OH...Copy !req
426. OH MY GOODNESS.Copy !req
427. I AM HONORED TO BE IN THE
PRESENCE OF SUCH DIVINE TALENT.Copy !req
428. QUIT GROVELING.Copy !req
429. WHERE
IS YOUR DIGNITY?Copy !req
430. THESE LOSERS ARE HERE
TO WORSHIP US.Copy !req
431. I MEAN ME.Copy !req
432. BY THE END OF THE NIGHTCopy !req
433. I'LL HAVE THEM
ON THEIR KNEESCopy !req
434. JUST BEGGING FOR MORE.Copy !req
435. Now
that's what I like to callCopy !req
436. a hard act to follow.Copy !req
437. Next up, we have SpongeBob
SquarePants.Copy !req
438. OH, MAN.Copy !req
439. I CAN'T WAIT.Copy !req
440. I AM SOSTOKED
ON DANCING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
441. NOW BEFORE I BEGINCopy !req
442. LET ME JUST THANK YOU ALL FOR
COMING OUT TONIGHT.Copy !req
443. WILL YOU PLEASE STOP IT?Copy !req
444. AND LET MY DANCING
DO THE TALKING.Copy !req
445. WOW, SQUIDWARD, THE CROWD'S
GONE SILENT.Copy !req
446. OF COURSE THEY HAVE.Copy !req
447. THEY ARE IN THE PRESENCE
OF A TRUE ARTISTE.Copy !req
448. WHAT'S HE DOING?Copy !req
449. IS HE HURT?Copy !req
450. I DON'T KNOW, MAN, BUT
IT'S HURTING MY EYES.Copy !req
451. I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.Copy !req
452. UH, SQUIDWARD?Copy !req
453. HA, IF THEY THINK THAT'S GOODCopy !req
454. WAIT TILL THEY SEE...Copy !req
455. CRAMP!Copy !req
456. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
457. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
458. HUH?Copy !req
459. HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP.Copy !req
460. HUH? WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
461. THAT'S KIND OF NICE.Copy !req
462. HEY GUYS, COME CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
463. MUST FINISH DANCE...
ON OTHER...Copy !req
464. UM, SQUIDWARD,
IS THIS PART OF THE ACT?Copy !req
465. THE PAIN!Copy !req
466. BY UNANIMOUS DECISION,
WE HAVE A WINNER.Copy !req
467. MINE!Copy !req
468. I WON, I WON!Copy !req
469. NEVER BEFORE HAVE
I SEEN SUCH ZESTCopy !req
470. SUCH JOIE DE VIVRE.Copy !req
471. OH, THANK YOU,
YOU'RE TOO KIND.Copy !req
472. BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT A VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE.Copy !req
473. WAIT, SPONGEBOB, NO!Copy !req
474. THE RULEBOOK CLEARLY STATESCopy !req
475. "A SINGLE DANCER MUST
PERFORMCopy !req
476. WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ASSISTANCE
FROM A PARTNER."Copy !req
477. THEREFORE, YOU'RE THE WINNER.Copy !req
478. OH MAN, THE JIG'S UP, PEDRO.Copy !req
479. WE'RE GOIN' HOME.Copy !req
480. IT'S ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GO CALL A TAXI.Copy !req
481. MERCIFUL NEPTUNE.Copy !req
482. ARE THERE ANY MORE CHEATERS?Copy !req
483. OH, CRUD, WE'RE TWO DANCERS.Copy !req
484. WE'RE NINE DANCERS ACTUALLY.Copy !req
485. DOES THIS COUNT?Copy !req
486. ISN'T THERE
A SINGLE DANCER HERECopy !req
487. WHO IS NOT ASSISTED
BY A PARTNER?Copy !req
488. UH, WHAT ABOUT NUMBER 52
OVER THERE?Copy !req
489. IS HE ALONE?Copy !req
490. WELL, LET ME SEE.Copy !req
491. WHY, YES,
HE IS A SINGLE DANCER.Copy !req
492. OH, WELL, THEN.Copy !req
493. I GUESS HE WINS.Copy !req
494. I LOVE YOUR NEW
DANCE, PATRICK.Copy !req
495. THANKS.Copy !req
496. French Narrator: EPILOGUE.Copy !req
497. TOMMY?Copy !req
498. I'VE GOT A FRESH LOAD
OF LAUNDR...Copy !req
499. TOMMY, OH, OH, DEAR ME, NO!Copy !req
500. HELLO, IT'S AN EMERGENCY.Copy !req
501. MY SON! HE'S...Copy !req
502. MOM, CALM DOWN.Copy !req
503. I'M JUST DOING
"THE CRAMP"!Copy !req
504. OH... OH, YOU KIDSCopy !req
505. AND YOUR CRAZY DANCE FADS.Copy !req
506. HEY, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
507. LET'S ALL DO "THE CRAMP"!Copy !req
508. YEAH!Copy !req