SpongeBob SquarePants 5x5

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After a food critic raves about SpongeBob's cooking, Mr. Krabs makes him the focal point of the Krusty Krab restaurant.

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1. Captioning Provided By:

2. ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

3. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

4. I CAN'T HEARYOU.

5. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

6. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

7. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

8. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

9. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

10. ♪ READY?

11. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

12. GOTTA HURRY, GARY.

13. THE SOONER I GET TO BED, THE SOONER I'LL GET TO SLEEP

14. AND THE SOONER I GET TO SLEEP, THE SOONER I'LL WAKE UP

15. AND THE SOONER I WAKE UP, OH HO HO...

16. IN THE WHOLE WORLD...

17. THE KRUSTY KRAB.

18. BEFORE I RUN EXCITEDLY TO BED.

19. WELL, GOOD NIGHT, GAR'.

20. MEOW.

21. I'M JUST GONNA TURN OUT THE LIGHTS...

22. CLICKETY-POO...

23. AND GO TO SLEEP.

24. AND GO TO SLEEP.

25. GRRR, GRRR.

26. JUST CLOSE MY...

27. MAYBE IF I RUN AROUND, IT'LL TIRE ME OUT.

28. OH, I JUST GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP!

29. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING FOR THIS.

30. AHH, THAT'S THE STUFF.

31. A GLASS OF WARM SNAIL MILK.

32. AH.

33. DA... WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?

34. OH, GARY, WHAT HAPPENED?

35. AH, I'M LATE FOR WORK.

36. OH, MY GOSH, ONLY 20 SECONDS TO GO.

37. WHAT THE... BRIDGE OUT?

38. HOPSCOTCH?

39. ALMOST THERE.

40. AH...!

41. NO...!

42. I'M LATE.

43. WHAT'S MR. KRABS GONNA SAY?

44. EH...

45. Tardy pants.

46. You, Sir, are a tardy pants.

47. Wait 'til Mr. Krabs finds out.

48. You better think of something to save your job.

49. Man on speaker: ONE KRABBY PATTY

50. FOR TABLE FOUR.

51. ORDER UP.

52. HERE YOU GO, SIR.

53. ONE KRABBY PATTY, KRABBY

54. IN THREE SECONDS FLAT.

55. SPILL AT TABLE...

56. I'M ON IT.

57. NOTHING A DEDICATED "ON TIME" EMPLOYEE CAN'T HANDLE.

58. KIDDIES GET A FREE TOUCH-UP.

59. HA... ALL DONE.

60. HEY, SPONGEBOB.

61. NO...!

62. PLEASE DON'T THROW ME OUT IN THE STREET.

63. FOR WHAT I DID.

64. WHAT'D YOU DO?

65. LATE FOR WORK.

66. A MINUTE LATE?

67. A WHOLE 60 SECONDS.

68. WELL, UH, DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

69. NO, NO, YOU HAVE TO PUNISH ME.

70. WHAT?

71. OK, UH... THEN WIPE DOWN THE SALAD BAR.

72. AYE, AYE, SIR.

73. NOW GOOD NIGHT.

74. I LOVE IT HERE, MR. KRABS.

75. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SHEESH.

76. WHY DON'T YOU JUST LIVE HERE?

77. EH... UH.

78. SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

79. WHAT IS IT?

80. DO I MISS MY OLD CLOCK?

81. MAYBE IT'S MY OWN BED?

82. OH, THAT'S IT.

83. I'LL MAKE THE KRUSTY KRAB JUST LIKE HOME.

84. WHAT DO YOU SAY, GARY?

85. MEOW.

86. Mr. SPONGEBOB.

87. WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S NAVY IS GOIN' ON HERE?

88. FOR DUTY, SIR.

89. BEEN HERE?

90. ALL NIGHT, SIR.

91. ALL NIGHT?

92. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GONNA

93. SO I'LL NEVER EVER BE TARDYPANTS AGAIN.

94. HOLD ON, THIS AIN'T NO HOTEL, BOY.

95. HERE'S MY FIRST MONTH'S RENT.

96. RENT?

97. OK.

98. WELL, LET'S GET READY FOR THE CUSTOMERS.

99. START SCRUBBING THE GRILL AND... ALREADY DONE, SIR.

100. WELL, THEN, START COOKIN' SOME&

101. DONE.

102. ALL THAT BEFORE WE'VE EVEN OPENED OUR DOORS, SIR.

103. OK.

104. THEN GET CLEANED UP, YOU LOOK A MESS.

105. EW, GUESS I COULD USE SOME FRESHENING UP.

106. JAMMED AGAIN.

107. OH, HI, SQUIDWARD.

108. SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

109. OH, I LIVE HERE NOW.

110. IN THE DISHWASHER?

111. NO, AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.

112. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

113. AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?

114. WAIT A MINUTE, IF HE'S LIVING HERE

115. THAT MEANS HE WON'T BE LIVING NEXT TO ME.

116. AH...

117. MUST BE A FULL MOON.

118. MR. SQUIDWARD?

119. TO SPONGEBOB, MR. KRABS.

120. SWEET DREAMS, SPONGEBOB.

121. THAN IN YOUR OLD HOME.

122. WON'T YOU MISS ME LIVING NEXT-DOOR, SQUIDWARD?

123. PFFT... NO.

124. COMING, EUGENE.

125. WHOO-HOO-HOO.

126. GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, HERE I COME.

127. AND WHEN I WENT HOME AT NIGHT, GUESS WHAT?

128. HE WASN'T THERE?

129. RIGHT.

130. AND, AND WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING...

131. CAN I JUST GET MY CHANGE?

132. HE STILL WASN'T THERE!

133. COME ON, MAN, MY CHANGE.

134. OH, HERE YOU GO.

135. YEAH, WELL, THANK—

136. OH, REAL FUNNY, BUDDY.

137. OF TIGHTY WHITIES?

138. WHAT THE?

139. SPONGEBOB, WHY IS YOUR UNDERWEAR IN THE CASH REGISTER?

140. 'EM SOMEWHERE

141. AND THE FREEZER'S ALL FILLED UP WITH MY SNOWFLAKE COLLECTION.

142. REGISTER IN THE PICKLE JAR.

143. WHAT?

144. OH, LIGHTEN UP, SQUIDWARD.

145. 'TIS HARMLESS TOMFOOLERY.

146. WHERE THE MUSTARD IS?

147. MEOW.

148. EWW.

149. WELL, HE MAY BE TWICE

150. HIM AS A NEIGHBOR.

151. OW.

152. AH.

153. SPONGEBOB.

154. YOU CAN'T BE HANGING CUSTOMERS' FACES.

155. WELL, THEY DON'T SEEM TO MIND.

156. OH, I HAVE DISGUSTING

157. MONEY FREELY.

158. HA-HA, AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

159. BECAUSE I'D HATE FOR

160. MEANING YOURS, TO INTERFERE WITH SAID MONEY SPENDING.

161. WHAT THE BARNACLES?

162. SPONGEBOB.

163. WHY'S YOUR BED IN ME OFFICE?

164. CROWDED IN THE KITCHEN...

165. SO I MOVED IN HERE.

166. YOU CAN'T STAY IN HERE.

167. QUARTERS, BOY.

168. FOR SOLITUDE DURING THE DAY.

169. BUT I'LL ONLY BE HERE AT NIGHT.

170. PLEASE, MR. KRABS?

171. I WON'T GET IN YOUR WAY, PLEASE.

172. OH, OK.

173. BUT I'LL HAVE TO RAISE YOUR RENT.

174. OH, THANK YOU, MR.-

175. MY PARENTS.

176. YOUR PARENTS?

177. MOM, DAD, COME ON IN.

178. AND THIS IS THE GUEST ROOM.

179. MOM, DAD, MR. KRABS.

180. OH, HELLO.

181. WHOA.

182. WELL, I'LL LET YOU TWO GET SETTLED.

183. IS THIS YOUR SNAIL?

184. GARY.

185. BAD BOY, NO.

186. ON A LEASH.

187. SQUIDWARD.

188. SOAPS IN THE RESTROOM?

189. AND EMBROIDERED THE MENUS.

190. ARG.

191. THAT BOY'S TAKIN' THE MANLINESS OUT OF ME RESTAURANT.

192. WHAT? OH, HE DIDN'T.

193. IN ME OFFICE?

194. THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.

195. I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS ANY LONGER.

196. OH, I... I'M SORRY.

197. I DIDN'T KNOW...

198. WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?NO, I...

199. WHAT THE?

200. THANKS, SPONGEBOB.

201. IF I COULD REACH, I'D DO IT MYSELF.

202. ME CUSTOMERS.

203. GONE, GONE.

204. WAS TO GIVE ME...

205. THEIR MONEY.

206. SPONGEBOB.

207. PACK YOUR BAGS, BOY, YOUR MOVIN' OUT.

208. WHAT THE?

209. SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

210. OH, MR. KRABS

211. SO NOW WE'RE NEIGHBORS AGAIN.

212. HEY, MY DRUMS.

213. NO...!

214. SQUIDWARD!

215. AND WINDY DAY.

216. IN GOOSE BUMPS.

217. OH, IT'S FREEZING IN HERE.

218. NOT IF YOU GET UP AND EXERCISE.

219. HUP-TWO, HUP-TWO.

220. YES, SIR, MY BUNS ARE NICE AND TOASTY.

221. I'M SO GLAD I DON'T EAT HERE.

222. BRR...!

223. THIS PLACE, ANYWAY?

224. 62 DEGREES?

225. OH, THAT CHEAPSKATE.

226. I'M GOING TO SET IT TO A TOASTY 63.

227. HUH?

228. WHO... TOUCHED...

229. ME THERMOSTAT?

230. OH, THANKS A...

231. YOU'RE WELCOME, SQUIDWARD.

232. MR. SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE ALWAYS GOIN' ON

233. ABOUT YOUR BOOK CLUB.

234. READ THIS.

235. "DO NOT TOUCH THERMOSTAT EVER."

236. HEAT COSTS MONEY!

237. THERE'S TWO WAYS TO GET ON ME BAD SIDE, BOYS.

238. I DON'T LIKE KIDS PLAYING IN ME YARD.

239. ME THERMOSTAT.

240. THAT'S TOTALLY SELFISH.

241. YEAH, YOUR YARD IS REALLY FUN.

242. ON IT RIGHT NOW.

243. WHAT?

244. Mr. HEY, YOU KIDS GET OFF OF MY LAWN.

245. Male voice: THAT'S RIGHT, RUN, KRABS

246. ACHILLES HEEL.

247. I'LL FREEZE YOU OUT OF BUSINESS

248. AND I'LL DO IT WITH YOUR PRECIOUS THERMOSTAT.

249. WHAT THE... OH, NO!

250. CODE RED!

251. ABANDON SHIP, ABANDON SHIP!

252. Plankton No matter.

253. In four to six hours

254. I will have my revenge.

255. I'M GONNA GO RECOVER FROM HYPOTHERMIA.

256. HIPPO-WHAT-IA?

257. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

258. IT MEANS HE'S A BIG FAT CRYBABY.

259. LOCKED IN AGAIN.

260. BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM

261. WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS PLACE.

262. A LITTLE RAIN MUST FALL, KRABS.

263. IT'S JUST BUSINESS.

264. WELL, MAYBE IT ISPERSONAL.

265. I'M TOUCHING YOUR THERMOSTAT.

266. I'M TOUCHING YOUR THERMOSTAT.

267. Mr. NO, NO.

268. SOMEONE... TOUCHING...

269. THERMOSTAT.

270. OH, I MEANT TO BRING A SWEATER.

271. IT'S COLDER THAN YESTERDAY.

272. THAT'S WHY I WORE MITTENS.

273. MMM, TOASTY.

274. HUH?

275. Mr. MORNING, BOYS.

276. LOCK'S A BIT STICKY THIS MORNING.

277. OR IS IT JUST ME?

278. WELL, GET TO WORK.

279. WHAT?

280. AYE, AYE, MR. KRABS, WHOA. HA.

281. WHOA!

282. PARDON ME.

283. ALL RIGHT, QUIT AND GET TO WORK.

284. YES, SIR.

285. THE HEAT UP.

286. Mr. THE TEMPERATURE STAYS AT 62 DEGREES.

287. THERE'S ICICLES HANGING FROM THE CEILING.

288. I DON'T CARE IF "SANTEE"

289. ARE HAVING ICE CREAM CONES.

290. DON'T... TOUCH...

291. THE THERMOSTAT!

292. AH, AH, AH, AH!

293. I KNEW YOU'D BE TOO STUBBORN TO TURN THE HEAT UP.

294. LET'S SEE HOW LONG YOU KEEP

295. THE COLD SHOULDER.

296. WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

297. QUIT YOUR LOLLYGAGGIN' AND GET A MOVE ON.

298. WHOA...

299. ORDER UP.

300. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

301. YEAH, LET'S GO.

302. YES, FLEE THAT FROZEN WASTELAND.

303. LEFT YOUR LIVES.

304. HEY, BUDDY

305. AT THE CHUM BUCKET?

306. FINE, AT LEAST KRAB'S PLACE IS DESERTED.

307. HEY, THE CUSTOMERS ARE COMING BACK.

308. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

309. WHAT'S BRINGING THEM BACK?

310. WHAT THE...?

311. BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

312. CAN DO, MR. KRABS.

313. I'M REALLY GLAD I DON'T EAT HERE.

314. ORDER UP.

315. WHERE'S MY FOOD?

316. MMM.

317. I WANT MY KRABBY FLABBY.

318. COMING RIGHT UP, SIR.

319. OW-OW!

320. DELICIOUS.

321. YAY!

322. WOW, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.

323. I'LL HAVE TWO KRABBY PATTIES, BUT DON'T COOK THEM.

324. I'LL HAVE TWO FROZEN KRABBY PATTIES TOO.

325. YES, SIR.

326. I WANT PATTY SKATES.

327. PATTIES NOW.

328. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

329. I'M SELLING TWICE

330. AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO COOK 'EM.

331. OF ME WHOLE LIFE.

332. NO!

333. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

334. INTO AN ICE RINK.

335. HE'S MAKING MORE MONEY THAN EVER.

336. Female voice: That's because, unlike you

337. he's a good businessman.

338. WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS.

339. I don't understand why you don't just steal

340. a Krabby patty in all that confusion.

341. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

342. I don't know why I encourage him.

343. Mr. THIS IS FANTASTIC.

344. IS PAYIN' ME TO PRACTICE HERE.

345. COMING THROUGH.

346. HI, PATRICK.

347. HI, SPONGEBOB.

348. WHERE'D THE PUCK GO?

349. HOLY SHRIMP.

350. PLANKTON.

351. I DID IT.

352. I'VE FINALLY GOT A KRABBY PATTY.

353. NOT QUITE, PLANKTON.

354. YOU'LL HAVE TO GET PAST ME FIRST.

355. THERE'S THE PUCK.

356. THAT LITTLE SQUARE GUY HAS IT.

357. GET HIM.

358. YIKES!

359. YES.

360. WHOA-OH-OH-OH!

361. YOU'RE MINE NOW, PLANKTON.

362. YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, PLANKTON.

363. HEY, SPONGEBOB, LONG TIME NO SEE.

364. WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO?

365. HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?

366. OH, MY WEEKEND WAS FABULOUS.

367. THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

368. JELLYFISHING BUT I LOST MY NET.

369. HA, SO I TRIED TO BORROW ONE FROM SQUIDWARD BUT HE DIDN'T

370. AND THEN WHEN HE YELLED AT ME, HE SWALLOWED A BUG.

371. SWALLOWED A BUG.

372. FASCINATING.

373. WELL, GOTTA GO. HEY.

374. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, SPONGEBOB.

375. THERE'S THE PUCK, EH, GET IT.

376. UH-OH.

377. WHOA!

378. WHOA!

379. GRRR... AH!

380. OW.

381. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER.

382. HUH?

383. PHEW! UH.

384. YES, I'M GONNA MAKE IT.

385. GOTCHA, PLANKTON.

386. ON THE CONTRARY...

387. IT IS I WHO HAS YOU.

388. THE CLAMBONI.

389. RUN FOR IT!

390. RUN YOU FOOLS, RUN.

391. MMM...

392. IT'S WORKING.

393. I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO GET A KRABBY PATTY.

394. AH, AH!

395. COME ON, GET OUT OF THE WAY.

396. YOU'RE BLOCKING THE EXIT.

397. NO, NO!

398. Mr. I'LL TAKE THAT.

399. THE EXIT WITH YOUR BODY, SPONGEBOB.

400. UM, THANK YOU MR. KRABS.

401. YOU LOSE AGAIN, PLANKTON.

402. I'M NOT GIVING UP YET, KRABS.

403. I'VE STILL GOT MY SECRET WEAPON.

404. THE THERMOSTAT!

405. THERMOSTAT?

406. THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS.

407. THE KRUSTY KRAB.

408. YOU SEE?

409. THIS TIME, PLANKTON.

410. YOU CAN PUMMEL ME EMPLOYEES...

411. TRY TO DESTROY ME RESTAURANT...

412. WITH ME THERMOSTAT.

413. GRRR...

414. SEE, KRABS

415. YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME.

416. WHOO!

417. WHOA!

418. HERE'S YOUR KRABBY PATTY AND LEMONADE, MR. KRABS.

419. THANK YOU, LAD.

420. WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T PLANKTON.

421. YOU KNOW I SHOULD THANK YOU.

422. I'M MAKING MORE MONEY KRUSTY KRAB.

423. HEY, YOU GOT ANY MORE GOOD IDEAS?