SpongeBob SquarePants 5x4

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Mr. Krabs organizes a work contest for SpongeBob and Squidward that involves naming all the customers at the Krusty Krab.

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1. Captioning Provided By: MTV NETWORKS

2. ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

3. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

4. I CAN'T HEARYOU.

5. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

6. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

7. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

8. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

9. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

10. ♪ READY?

11. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

12. GOTTA HURRY, GARY.

13. THE SOONER I GET TO BED, THE SOONER I'LL GET TO SLEEP

14. AND THE SOONER I GET TO SLEEP, THE SOONER I'LL WAKE UP

15. AND THE SOONER I WAKE UP, OH HO HO...

16. THE SOONER I CAN GO TO WORK AT THE BEST JOB IN THE WHOLE WORLD...

17. THE KRUSTY KRAB.

18. NOW TO JUST PUT ON THESE SLEEPY-TIME BLINDERS

19. BEFORE I RUN EXCITEDLY TO BED.

20. WELL, GOOD NIGHT, GAR'.

21. MEOW.

22. I'M JUST GONNA TURN OUT THE LIGHTS...

23. CLICKETY-POO...

24. AND CLOSE MY EYES AND GO TO SLEEP.

25. JUST CLOSE MY EYES

26. AND GO TO SLEEP.

27. GRRR, GRRR.

28. JUST CLOSE MY...

29. MAYBE IF I RUN AROUND, IT'LL TIRE ME OUT.

30. OH, I JUST GOTTA GET SOME SLEEP!

31. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING FOR THIS.

32. AHH, THAT'S THE STUFF.

33. A GLASS OF WARM SNAIL MILK.

34. AH.

35. DA... WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?

36. OH, GARY, WHAT HAPPENED?

37. AH, I'M LATE FOR WORK.

38. OH, MY GOSH, ONLY 20 SECONDS TO GO.

39. WHAT THE... BRIDGE OUT?

40. HOPSCOTCH?

41. ALMOST THERE.

42. AH...!

43. NO...!

44. I'M LATE.

45. WHAT'S MR. KRABS GONNA SAY?

46. EH...

47. Tardy pants.

48. You, Sir, are a tardy pants.

49. Wait 'til Mr. Krabs finds out.

50. You better think of something to save your job.

51. Man on speaker: ONE KRABBY PATTY AND KRABBY FRIES

52. FOR TABLE FOUR.

53. ORDER UP.

54. HERE YOU GO, SIR.

55. ONE KRABBY PATTY, KRABBY FRIES AND A KRABBY DRINK

56. IN THREE SECONDS FLAT.

57. SPILL AT TABLE...

58. I'M ON IT.

59. NOTHING A DEDICATED "ON TIME" EMPLOYEE CAN'T HANDLE.

60. KIDDIES GET A FREE TOUCH-UP.

61. HA... ALL DONE.

62. HEY, SPONGEBOB.

63. NO...!

64. PLEASE DON'T THROW ME OUT IN THE STREET.

65. I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT I DID.

66. WHAT'D YOU DO?

67. I WAS A MINUTE LATE FOR WORK.

68. A MINUTE LATE?

69. A WHOLE 60 SECONDS.

70. WELL, UH, DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

71. NO, NO, YOU HAVE TO PUNISH ME.

72. WHAT?

73. OK, UH... THEN WIPE DOWN THE SALAD BAR.

74. AYE, AYE, SIR.

75. NOW GOOD NIGHT.

76. I LOVE IT HERE, MR. KRABS.

77. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SHEESH.

78. IF YOU LOVE IT HERE SO MUCH

79. WHY DON'T YOU JUST LIVE HERE?

80. EH... UH.

81. SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

82. WHAT IS IT?

83. DO I MISS MY OLD CLOCK?

84. MAYBE IT'S MY OWN BED?

85. OH, THAT'S IT.

86. I'LL MAKE THE KRUSTY KRAB JUST LIKE HOME.

87. WHAT DO YOU SAY, GARY?

88. MEOW.

89. Mr. SPONGEBOB.

90. WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S NAVY IS GOIN' ON HERE?

91. SPONGEBOB REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.

92. HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE?

93. ALL NIGHT, SIR.

94. ALL NIGHT?

95. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GONNA LIVE HERE FROM NOW ON

96. SO I'LL NEVER EVER BE TARDYPANTS AGAIN.

97. HOLD ON, THIS AIN'T NO HOTEL, BOY.

98. HERE'S MY FIRST MONTH'S RENT.

99. RENT?

100. OK.

101. WELL, LET'S GET READY FOR THE CUSTOMERS.

102. START SCRUBBING THE GRILL AND... ALREADY DONE, SIR.

103. WELL, THEN, START COOKIN' SOME&

104. DONE.

105. ALL THAT BEFORE WE'VE EVEN OPENED OUR DOORS, SIR.

106. OK.

107. THEN GET CLEANED UP, YOU LOOK A MESS.

108. EW, GUESS I COULD USE SOME FRESHENING UP.

109. JAMMED AGAIN.

110. OH, HI, SQUIDWARD.

111. SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

112. OH, I LIVE HERE NOW.

113. IN THE DISHWASHER?

114. NO, AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.

115. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

116. SPONGEBOB LIVING AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?

117. WAIT A MINUTE, IF HE'S LIVING HERE

118. THAT MEANS HE WON'T BE LIVING NEXT TO ME.

119. AH...

120. MUST BE A FULL MOON.

121. MR. SQUIDWARD?

122. JUST SAYING GOOD NIGHT TO SPONGEBOB, MR. KRABS.

123. SWEET DREAMS, SPONGEBOB.

124. YOU LOOK SO MUCH COMFIER HERE THAN IN YOUR OLD HOME.

125. WON'T YOU MISS ME LIVING NEXT-DOOR, SQUIDWARD?

126. PFFT... NO.

127. COMING, EUGENE.

128. WHOO-HOO-HOO.

129. GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, HERE I COME.

130. AND WHEN I WENT HOME AT NIGHT, GUESS WHAT?

131. HE WASN'T THERE?

132. RIGHT.

133. AND, AND WHEN I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING...

134. CAN I JUST GET MY CHANGE?

135. HE STILL WASN'T THERE!

136. COME ON, MAN, MY CHANGE.

137. OH, HERE YOU GO.

138. YEAH, WELL, THANK—

139. OH, REAL FUNNY, BUDDY.

140. TWO SOCKS AND A PAIR OF TIGHTY WHITIES?

141. SOCKS AND WHAT THE?

142. SPONGEBOB, WHY IS YOUR UNDERWEAR IN THE CASH REGISTER?

143. WELL I HAD TO PUT 'EM SOMEWHERE

144. AND MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER IS ALL FILLED UP WITH KRABBY PATTIES

145. AND THE FREEZER'S ALL FILLED UP WITH MY SNOWFLAKE COLLECTION.

146. SO I PUT THE CASH FROM THE CASH REGISTER IN THE PICKLE JAR.

147. WHAT?

148. OH, LIGHTEN UP, SQUIDWARD.

149. 'TIS HARMLESS TOMFOOLERY.

150. DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE THE MUSTARD IS?

151. MEOW.

152. EWW.

153. WELL, HE MAY BE TWICE AS ANNOYING AT WORK

154. BUT IT STILL BEATS HAVING HIM AS A NEIGHBOR.

155. OW.

156. AH.

157. SPONGEBOB.

158. YOU CAN'T BE HANGING YOUR DELICATES IN ME CUSTOMERS' FACES.

159. WELL, THEY DON'T SEEM TO MIND.

160. OH, I HAVE DISGUSTING CLIENTELE

161. WHO SPEND THEIR MONEY FREELY.

162. HA-HA, AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

163. BECAUSE I'D HATE FOR A CERTAIN LIVING ARRANGEMENT

164. MEANING YOURS, TO INTERFERE WITH SAID MONEY SPENDING.

165. WHAT THE BARNACLES?

166. SPONGEBOB.

167. WHY'S YOUR BED IN ME OFFICE?

168. IT WAS GETTING KIND OF CROWDED IN THE KITCHEN...

169. SO I MOVED IN HERE.

170. YOU CAN'T STAYIN HERE.

171. THESE ARE ME PRIVATE QUARTERS, BOY.

172. THE ONLY PLACE I CAN ESCAPE FOR SOLITUDE DURING THE DAY.

173. BUT I'LL ONLY BE HERE AT NIGHT.

174. PLEASE, MR. KRABS?

175. I WON'T GET IN YOUR WAY, PLEASE.

176. OH, OK.

177. BUT I'LL HAVE TO RAISE YOUR RENT.

178. OH, THANK YOU, MR.-

179. MY PARENTS.

180. YOUR PARENTS?

181. MOM, DAD, COME ON IN.

182. AND THIS IS THE GUEST ROOM.

183. MOM, DAD, MR. KRABS.

184. OH, HELLO.

185. WHOA.

186. WELL, I'LL LET YOU TWO GET SETTLED.

187. IS THIS YOUR SNAIL?

188. GARY.

189. BAD BOY, NO.

190. PUT THAT THING ON A LEASH.

191. SQUIDWARD.

192. WHO PUT THESE FANCY SMELLING SOAPS IN THE RESTROOM?

193. THE SAME PERSON WHO KNITTED THESE NAPKIN HOLDERS

194. AND EMBROIDERED THE MENUS.

195. ARG.

196. THAT BOY'S TAKIN' THE MANLINESS OUT OF ME RESTAURANT.

197. WHAT? OH, HE DIDN'T.

198. FLORAL PRINT CURTAINS IN ME OFFICE?

199. THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.

200. I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS ANY LONGER.

201. OH, I... I'M SORRY.

202. I DIDN'T KNOW...

203. WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?NO, I...

204. WHAT THE?

205. THANKS, SPONGEBOB.

206. IF I COULD REACH, I'D DO IT MYSELF.

207. ME CUSTOMERS.

208. GONE, GONE.

209. ALL THEY WANTED WAS TO GIVE ME...

210. THEIR MONEY.

211. SPONGEBOB.

212. PACK YOUR BAGS, BOY, YOUR MOVIN' OUT.

213. WHAT THE?

214. SPONGEBOB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

215. OH, MR. KRABS KICKED ME OUT

216. SO NOW WE'RE NEIGHBORS AGAIN.

217. HEY, MY DRUMS.

218. NO...!

219. SQUIDWARD!

220. IT IS A COLD AND WINDY DAY.

221. BIKINI BOTTOM IS COVERED IN GOOSE BUMPS.

222. OH, IT'S FREEZING IN HERE.

223. NOT IF YOU GET UP AND EXERCISE.

224. HUP-TWO, HUP-TWO.

225. YES, SIR, MY BUNS ARE NICE AND TOASTY.

226. I'M SO GLAD I DON'T EAT HERE.

227. BRR...!

228. HOW COLD DOES KRABS KEEP THIS PLACE, ANYWAY?

229. 62 DEGREES?

230. OH, THAT CHEAPSKATE.

231. I'M GOING TO SET IT TO A TOASTY 63.

232. HUH?

233. WHO... TOUCHED...

234. ME THERMOSTAT?

235. OH, THANKS A...

236. YOU'RE WELCOME, SQUIDWARD.

237. MR. SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE ALWAYS GOIN' ON

238. ABOUT YOUR BOOK CLUB.

239. READ THIS.

240. "DO NOT TOUCH THERMOSTAT EVER."

241. HEAT COSTS MONEY!

242. THERE'S TWO WAYS TO GET ON ME BAD SIDE, BOYS.

243. I DON'T LIKE KIDS PLAYING IN ME YARD.

244. AND NOBODY BUT ME TOUCHES ME THERMOSTAT.

245. THAT'S TOTALLY SELFISH.

246. YEAH, YOUR YARD IS REALLY FUN.

247. THERE ARE KIDS PLAYING ON IT RIGHT NOW.

248. WHAT?

249. Mr. HEY, YOU KIDS GET OFF OF MY LAWN.

250. Male voice: THAT'S RIGHT, RUN, KRABS

251. FOR I HAVE FOUND YOUR ACHILLES HEEL.

252. I'LL FREEZE YOU OUT OF BUSINESS

253. AND I'LL DO IT WITH YOUR PRECIOUS THERMOSTAT.

254. WHAT THE... OH, NO!

255. CODE RED!

256. ABANDON SHIP, ABANDON SHIP!

257. Plankton No matter.

258. In four to six hours

259. I will have my revenge.

260. I'M GONNA GO RECOVER FROM HYPOTHERMIA.

261. HIPPO-WHAT-IA?

262. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

263. IT MEANS HE'S A BIG FAT CRYBABY.

264. LOCKED IN AGAIN.

265. THAT KRUSTY OLD BARNACLE MIGHT KEEP ME FROM HIS SECRET FORMULA

266. BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM SERVE A KRABBY PATTY

267. WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS PLACE.

268. INTO EVERY LIFE

269. A LITTLE RAIN MUST FALL, KRABS.

270. IT'S JUST BUSINESS.

271. WELL, MAYBE IT ISPERSONAL.

272. I'M TOUCHING YOUR THERMOSTAT.

273. I'M TOUCHING YOUR THERMOSTAT.

274. Mr. NO, NO.

275. SOMEONE... TOUCHING...

276. THERMOSTAT.

277. OH, I MEANT TO BRING A SWEATER.

278. IT'S COLDER THAN YESTERDAY.

279. THAT'S WHY I WORE MITTENS.

280. MMM, TOASTY.

281. HUH?

282. Mr. MORNING, BOYS.

283. LOCK'S A BIT STICKY THIS MORNING.

284. IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?

285. WELL, GET TO WORK.

286. WHAT?

287. AYE, AYE, MR. KRABS,WHOA. HA.

288. WHOA!

289. PARDON ME.

290. ALL RIGHT, QUIT CLOWNING AROUND AND GET TO WORK.

291. YES, SIR.

292. AS SOON AS YOU TURN THE HEAT UP.

293. Mr. THE TEMPERATURE STAYS AT 62 DEGREES.

294. THERE'S ICICLES HANGING FROM THE CEILING.

295. I DON'T CARE IF "SANTEE" CLAUS AND JACK FROST

296. ARE HAVING ICE CREAM CONES.

297. DON'T... TOUCH...

298. THE THERMOSTAT!

299. AH, AH, AH, AH!

300. I KNEW YOU'D BE TOO STUBBORN TO TURN THE HEAT UP.

301. LET'S SEE HOW LONG YOU KEEP THOSE CUSTOMERS

302. WHEN YOU GIVE THEM THE COLD SHOULDER.

303. WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

304. QUIT YOUR LOLLYGAGGIN' AND GET A MOVE ON.

305. WHOA...

306. ORDER UP.

307. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

308. YEAH, LET'S GO.

309. YES, FLEE THAT FROZEN WASTELAND.

310. WARMTH AND JOY HAVE LEFT YOUR LIVES.

311. HEY, BUDDY

312. YOU WANNA EAT AT THE CHUM BUCKET?

313. FINE, AT LEAST KRAB'S PLACE IS DESERTED.

314. HEY, THE CUSTOMERS ARE COMING BACK.

315. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

316. WHAT'S BRINGING THEM BACK?

317. WHAT THE...?

318. JUST PUT THOSE PATTIES BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

319. CAN DO, MR. KRABS.

320. I'M REALLY GLAD I DON'T EAT HERE.

321. ORDER UP.

322. WHERE'S MY FOOD?

323. MMM.

324. I WANT MY KRABBY FLABBY.

325. COMING RIGHT UP, SIR.

326. OW-OW!

327. DELICIOUS.

328. YAY!

329. WOW, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.

330. I'LL HAVE TWO KRABBY PATTIES, BUT DON'T COOK THEM.

331. I'LL HAVE TWO FROZEN KRABBY PATTIES TOO.

332. YES, SIR.

333. I WANT PATTY SKATES.

334. I NEED TWO PATTIES NOW.

335. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

336. I'M SELLING TWICE AS MANY PATTIES

337. AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO COOK 'EM.

338. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST AND MOST COST EFFECTIVE DAY

339. OF ME WHOLE LIFE.

340. NO!

341. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

342. I FREEZE HIS PLACE SOLID

343. AND HE TURNS IT INTO AN ICE RINK.

344. HE'S MAKING MORE MONEY THAN EVER.

345. Female voice: That's because, unlike you

346. he's a good businessman.

347. WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS.

348. I don't understand why you don't just steal

349. a Krabby patty in all that confusion.

350. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

351. I don't know why I encourage him.

352. Mr. THIS IS FANTASTIC.

353. THE LOCAL HOCKEY TEAM IS PAYIN' ME TO PRACTICE HERE.

354. COMING THROUGH.

355. HI, PATRICK.

356. HI, SPONGEBOB.

357. WHERE'D THE PUCK GO?

358. HOLY SHRIMP.

359. PLANKTON.

360. I DID IT.

361. I'VE FINALLY GOT A KRABBY PATTY.

362. NOT QUITE, PLANKTON.

363. YOU'LL HAVE TO GET PAST ME FIRST.

364. THERE'S THE PUCK.

365. THAT LITTLE SQUARE GUY HAS IT.

366. GET HIM.

367. YIKES!

368. YES.

369. WHOA-OH-OH-OH!

370. YOU'RE MINE NOW, PLANKTON.

371. YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, PLANKTON.

372. HEY, SPONGEBOB, LONG TIME NO SEE.

373. WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO?

374. HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?

375. OH, MY WEEKEND WAS FABULOUS.

376. THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

377. PATRICK AND I WENT JELLYFISHING BUT I LOST MY NET.

378. HA, SO I TRIED TO BORROW ONE FROM SQUIDWARD BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE

379. AND THEN WHEN HE YELLED AT ME, HE SWALLOWED A BUG.

380. SWALLOWED A BUG.

381. FASCINATING.

382. WELL, GOTTA GO. HEY.

383. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, SPONGEBOB.

384. THERE'S THE PUCK, EH, GET IT.

385. UH-OH.

386. WHOA!

387. WHOA!

388. GRRR... AH!

389. OW.

390. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER.

391. HUH?

392. PHEW! UH.

393. YES, I'M GONNA MAKE IT.

394. GOTCHA, PLANKTON.

395. ON THE CONTRARY...

396. IT IS I WHO HAS YOU.

397. THE CLAMBONI.

398. RUN FOR IT!

399. RUN YOU FOOLS, RUN.

400. MMM...

401. IT'S WORKING.

402. I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO GET A KRABBY PATTY.

403. AH, AH!

404. COME ON, GET OUT OF THE WAY.

405. YOU'RE BLOCKING THE EXIT.

406. NO, NO!

407. Mr. I'LL TAKE THAT.

408. BRILLIANT IDEA TO BLOCK THE EXIT WITH YOUR BODY, SPONGEBOB.

409. UM, THANK YOU MR. KRABS.

410. YOU LOSE AGAIN, PLANKTON.

411. I'M NOT GIVING UP YET, KRABS.

412. I'VE STILL GOT MY SECRET WEAPON.

413. THE THERMOSTAT!

414. THERMOSTAT?

415. THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS.

416. IT WAS I WHO FROZE THE KRUSTY KRAB.

417. YOU SEE?

418. YOU GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, PLANKTON.

419. YOU CAN PUMMEL ME EMPLOYEES...

420. TRY TO DESTROY ME RESTAURANT...

421. BUT NOBODY MESSES WITH ME THERMOSTAT.

422. GRRR...

423. SEE, KRABS

424. YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME.

425. WHOO!

426. WHOA!

427. HERE'S YOUR KRABBY PATTY AND LEMONADE, MR. KRABS.

428. THANK YOU, LAD.

429. WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T PLANKTON.

430. YOU KNOW I SHOULD THANK YOU.

431. WHAT WITH THE ICE RINK

432. AND NOW THE SWIMMING POOL GIMMICK

433. I'M MAKING MORE MONEY THAN I EVER DID WITH THE OLD KRUSTY KRAB.

434. HEY, YOU GOT ANY MORE GOOD IDEAS?