SpongeBob SquarePants 5x3

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1. ARE YOU READY KIDS?

2. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

3. I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

4. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

5. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

6. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

7. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

8. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

9. ♪ READY?

10. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

11. GOOD MORNING, GARY.

12. MEOW.

13. SAY, GARY, DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT PATRICK'S MORNINGS ARE LIKE?

14. HUH?

15. WHAT?

16. AAH!

17. AAH...!

18. WHAT'S MAKING THAT NOISE?

19. OH, IT'S YOU AGAIN.

20. O.K., JOKES OVER.

21. ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME...

22. NOW CUT IT OUT.

23. THAT'S IT.

24. STOP YOUR RINGING, MISTER.

25. I'M WARNING YOU.

26. STOP IT!

27. I SAID, QUIT IT!

28. OH?

29. THEN WHERE'S IT COMING FROM?

30. MAKE IT STOP.

31. BUDDY, YOU GOTTA HELP ME FIND OUT WHERE THAT RINGING IS COMING FROM.

32. HEY, COME BACK!

33. OH, FINE, I'LL ASK SOMEONE WHO CARES.

34. SPONGEBOB, WHERE'S THE RINGING COMING FROM?

35. BREAKFAST.

36. COME TO PATRICK.

37. TARTAR SAUCE.

38. I'M OUT OF FOOD AGAIN.

39. ALL I HAVE ARE THESE LOUSY CANS

40. WITH PICTURES OF FOOD ON 'EM.

41. I WANTED REAL FOOD, NOT PICTURES.

42. OOH...

43. THE FOOD IS IN THE CAN.

44. O.K., COME ON OUT.

45. COME ON.

46. OH, YEAH.

47. O.K., BREAKFAST, GET ON THE PLATE.

48. COME ON.

49. NICE COMFY PLATE, JUST FOR YOU.

50. COME ON, GET ON THERE.

51. HELLO?

52. ANYBODY IN THERE?

53. NO ANSWER.

54. I'M COMING TO RESCUE YOU!

55. HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE REACHING YOU.

56. STUPID CANS.

57. OH...

58. FOOD.

59. AH, MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY.

60. BREAKFAST AND A LITTLE MORNING TELEVISION.

61. And now, live from Bikini Bottom, it's "Bikini Bottom Live".

62. OH, MY GOSH.

63. I'M LATE!

64. I'M LATE!

65. I'M LATE!

66. I GOTTA PUT ON MY TEETH AND BRUSH MY PANTS!

67. OOH...!

68. GARY?

69. PANTS.

70. A CLEAN MOUTH IS A HAPPY MOUTH.

71. DARN.

72. HEY, PATRICK, HOW WAS YOUR MORNING?

73. OH, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL.

74. WHAT'S THIS?

75. THIS IS A FREE PRIZE!

76. HUH?

77. WHERE'S MY PRIZE?

78. FREE PRIZE...

79. OFFER INSIDE!

80. JUST SEND IN 99 BOX TOPS!

81. HOW YA DOING OVER THERE, GARY?

82. MEOW.

83. MEOW.

84. SEND IN THE BOX TOPS

85. BEFORE EATING ALL THE CEREAL?

86. GARY, YOU ARE A GENIUS!

87. I'M WAITING.

88. I'M WAITING.

89. I'M WAITING...

90. I'M WAITING.

91. WE'RE WAITING.

92. WE'RE WAITING.

93. WE'RE WAITING.

94. SPONGEBOB?

95. WHAT'RE WE WAITING FOR?

96. WE'RE WAITING FOR THE MAILMAN.

97. HE'S BRINGING ME A FREE TOY.

98. I LOVE TOYS!

99. CAN I WAIT FOR YOUR TOY WITH YOU?

100. WHY SURE.

101. WE'RE WAITING.

102. WE'RE WAITING.

103. WE'RE WAITING.

104. THERE'S THE MAILMAN!

105. YOU SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?

106. YEP.

107. ISN'T THERE ANYTHING ELSE?

108. NOPE.

109. SORRY, KID.

110. GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP WAITING.

111. HEY, SPONGEBOB, I'M HUNGRY.

112. ME TOO.

113. LET'S GO DOWN TO THE KRUSTY KRAB FOR A KRABBY PATTY.

114. GREAT IDEA, PATRICK.

115. KRUSTY KRAB, HERE WE...

116. WAIT A MINUTE!

117. WHAT IF THE MAILMAN COMES WHEN I'M GONE?

118. WHAT'S WRONG, SPONGEBOB?

119. IF I LEAVE, THE MAILMAN MIGHT COME, AND I MIGHT MISS HIM.

120. OH, I'M GONNA TAKE OFF THEN.

121. I DON'T THINK MY ARM CAN STAND MUCH MORE OF THIS.

122. GOT TO STAY FOCUSED.

123. HIYA!

124. HEY, SPONGEBOB, WANNA DO SOME KARA...

125. NOT NOW, I'M BUSY.

126. OH, GARY, NOT NOW.

127. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M WAITING FOR THE MAILMAN?

128. DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THIS?

129. SO TIRED...

130. SO HUNGRY...

131. BUT MUST WAIT FOR TOY.

132. HEY, BUDDY.

133. WHAT?

134. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

135. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M DOING SOMETHING HERE?

136. THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

137. YOU MISSED YOUR SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY,

138. SO I JUST WANTED TO BRING YOU A PRESENT AND SOME CAKE,

139. 'CAUSE YOU MISSED IT.

140. MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?

141. I MISSED MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?

142. YEAH... SEE?

143. HERE'S A PRESENT AND YOUR CAKE.

144. MY BIRTHDAY CAKE.

145. YEAH, LET ME GET YOU A FORK, SO YOU CAN EAT IT.

146. UH, LET ME JUST HOLD THE CAKE LIKE THIS, SO LIKE I CAN GET YOU A FORK.

147. HUH.

148. I WONDER WHERE I PUT THAT FORK?

149. OOPS.

150. THAT WAS MY CAKE.

151. WHAT IS THE PRESENT?

152. OH, YEAH...

153. THE FORK!

154. THAT STUPID TOY!

155. I WASTED MY WHOLE LIFE WAITING FOR IT.

156. ACTUALLY, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE 20 MIN...

157. I'VE BEEN MEAN TO GARY, AND I FLIPPED SANDY.

158. AND NOW YOU HATE ME 'CAUSE, I'M A BIG JERK.

159. NO, I DON'T.

160. YES, YOU DO.

161. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?

162. COULD YOU COME BACK LATER?

163. HE'S HAVING A MOMENT.

164. YEAH, I JUST NEED HIS SIGNATURE FOR...

165. I SAID HE'S HAVING A MOMENT!

166. NOW LEAVE HIM ALONE!

167. NO, PATRICK...

168. PEOPLE LIKE ME DON'T DESERVE MOMENTS.

169. I GOT SO CAUGHT UP IN...

170. OH, HERE YA GO.

171. WAITING FOR MY...

172. MY TOY!

173. WHOO!

174. WHOO, YEAH!

175. PATRICK, ARE YOU THINKIN' WHAT I'M THINKIN'?

176. YEP.

177. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

178. SPONGEBOB?

179. I WAITED SO LONG.

180. SPONGEBOB?

181. AND YOU BROKE IT.

182. YOU O.K., BUDDY?

183. YES...

184. YES, I'M OK.

185. FOR A SEC...

186. YOU...!

187. YOU RUINED MY FREE TOY!

188. I'M SORRY.

189. MAYBE IF YOU JUST...

190. AH...!

191. AH...!

192. AH...!

193. JUST KEEP WALKING, SQUIDDY.

194. DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT.

195. ARGH...

196. NOW TO SOOTH MY FRAYED NERVES.

197. SpongeBob and Patrick:

198. ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON?

199. WHY ARE YOU TWO CRYING?

200. I, I ATE BOX, BOX, BOX TOPS...

201. AND THEN, I'M WAITING, I'M WAITING...

202. AND THEN HE, HE CAME...

203. AND THEN WE'RE WAITING...

204. WE'RE WAITING...

205. AND THEN, MY TOY...

206. AND THEN YOU...

207. AND THEN SNAP...

208. AND THEN THIS.

209. THERE, NOW SEE?

210. IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

211. HEY, MY TOY'S O.K.

212. GOOD.

213. NOW WILL YOU TWO BE QUIET?

214. LOOK, PATRICK, SQUIDWARD FIXED IT.

215. HOW CAN WE EVER THANK YOU?

216. YEAH, HOW CAN WE THANK YOU?

217. MOVE TO ANOTHER NEIGHBORHOOD.

218. KRABBY PATTIES...

219. COMING RIGHT UP, SIR.

220. MEOW.

221. GARY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

222. MEOW.

223. OH, MY GOSH, YOUR BOWL'S EMPTY.

224. NOT TO WORRY, GARE-GARE, FOOD IS ON THE WAY.

225. FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY...

226. ORGANIC.

227. MEOW.

228. THERE YA GO, GARY.

229. YUCK.

230. GARY, SHAME ON YOU.

231. I REALIZE YOU'RE A BOTTOM FEEDER, BUT HAVE SOME MANNERS.

232. YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT GOOP OFF THE GROUND.

233. NOW GO ON AND ENJOY YOUR HEALTH FOOD.

234. WHAT IS THIS STUFF ANYWAY?

235. DOESN'T SEEM TO BE COMING OFF.

236. OOH, COMPANY.

237. HI SPONGE...

238. SOMETHING WRONG, PATRICK?

239. SPONGEBOB, WHAT IS THAT?

240. WHAT'S WHAT?

241. THIS!

242. AAH...!

243. P-P-P-PATRICK.

244. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

245. SCRATCH IT LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.

246. GOOD IDEA.

247. UH, SPONGEBOB?

248. YEAH?

249. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

250. WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

251. THIS...

252. AH...!

253. IT'S GETTING BIGGER!

254. NOTHING A LITTLE PIMPLE CREAM CAN'T CURE.

255. AH, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

256. ALL BETTER.

257. SEE PATRICK?

258. SURE DO.

259. WELL, I'M GONNA GO SIT IN MY HOLE.

260. CATCH YOU LATER, PAL.

261. BYE, PATRICK.

262. LA, LA, LA...

263. AH, THIS FEELS BETTER.

264. LET'S SEE...

265. A FOUR LETTER WORD.

266. MEANING AN UNCOMFORTABLE SENSATION ON THE DERMIS, HMM...

267. OOH...

268. ITCH!

269. DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB, EVERYONE GETS ITCHY, SWOLLEN SKIN RASH NOW AND THEN.

270. JUST DON'T SCRATCH IT, AND IT'LL GO AWAY...

271. EVENTUALLY.

272. THERE, OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND.

273. I WON'T LET THIS MINOR SETBACK HINDER MY FRY COOKING.

274. NOW NOTHING CAN DISTRACT ME FROM FRYIN' UP THOSE PATTIES.

275. EXCEPT MAYBE THIS UNBEARABLE ITCHINESS.

276. MUST... STOP... SCRATCHING!

277. SPONGEBOB, AH...!

278. SPONGEBOB.

279. HUH?

280. OH, HI SQUIDWARD.

281. SPONGEBOB, WHY ARE YOU ALL PUFFY?

282. ALL WHATY?

283. YOUR SKIN, SPONGEBOB, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SKIN?

284. OH THAT, IT'S NOTHING REALLY SQUIDWARD, JUST A LITTLE BLEMISH, THAT'S ALL.

285. AAH...!

286. THAT'S NO BLEMISH...

287. HELP ME!

288. OH, I'LL HELP YOU ALRIGHT.

289. SWAT TEAM.

290. WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER.

291. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

292. DEAR NEPTUNE'S TRIDENT.

293. THIS IS THE MOST SEVERE CASE OF ICK YET.

294. STOP!

295. YOU FOOL!

296. DO YOU WANNA GET INFECTED?

297. THIS IS A JOB FOR THE HAZMAT DIVISION.

298. GET BACK!

299. I SAID GET BACK!

300. BACK I SAY!

301. WHAT'S GOING ON, SQUIDWARD?

302. AH...!

303. HERE'S YOUR CHANGE, SIR.

304. OH WHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, YOUNG MAN.

305. WHAT WAS THAT?

306. NO, NO MR. SQUIDWARD, THAT CAN'T BE THE ICK.

307. OOH, WHERE AM I?

308. WHOA...!

309. MMM, HMM, YES...

310. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

311. I WANNA GO HOME.

312. YOU ARE HOME, SPONGEBOB.

313. YOU JUST NEED TO STAY IN THIS BUBBLE UNTIL THE ICK CLEARS UP.

314. WHERE'S MY SNAIL, GARY?

315. WE'VE TAKEN CARE OF YOUR PET.

316. MEOW.

317. GARY?

318. WHOA!

319. HE APPEARS STABLE, SIR.

320. ALL RIGHT BOYS, LET'S PACK IT UP.

321. WOW...

322. HUH?

323. WHAT IS THIS?

324. PATRICK, STOP, STOP!

325. YOU'RE GONNA POP IT!

326. REALLY?

327. HOW 'BOUT IF I SQUEEZE IT LIKE THIS?

328. OR THIS?

329. NO!

330. OR THIS?

331. AH, PATRICK!

332. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

333. BE CAREFUL!

334. SORRY.

335. HEY, WANNA PLAY A GAME OF PIRATE WRESTLING?

336. SURE, LET'S BEGIN.

337. UM... PATRICK?

338. I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!

339. PATRICK?

340. GO PATRICK, GO PATRICK, GO PATRICK.

341. PATRICK!

342. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

343. MY BUBBLE IS DESTROYED.

344. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

345. THERE'S NO TIME FOR GAMES, PAT.

346. NOW THINK, SPONGEBOB.

347. THE FATE OF BIKINI BOTTOM RESTS IN YOUR HANDS.

348. HUH?

349. PATRICK, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

350. AND THIS ONE'S MOBILE.

351. NOW I CAN GO BACK TO WORK.

352. SQUIDWARD, HELP!

353. HELP ME FLIP THESE PATTIES.

354. WE'VE GOT GROWLING STOMACHS OUT THERE.

355. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

356. THEN WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO ASK HIS HIGH AND MIGHTINESS

357. TO TAKE THESE PATTIES OUT TO THE CUSTOMERS?

358. IF ONLY SPONGEBOB WERE HERE.

359. IF SPONGEBOB WERE HERE, WE'D BE COVERED IN ICK.

360. LUNCH IS SERVED.

361. EAT UP KIDS.

362. AH...

363. WHY AM I SO ITCHY?

364. NO...

365. AHH...!

366. SPONGEBOB GAVE ME THE ICK!

367. AND I GAVE IT TO ALL YOU PEOPLE!

368. STAY BACK, YOU DISEASED FREAKS!

369. WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION ABOUT?

370. THE COMMOTION, MY DEAR KRABS, IS REGARDING THE HYGIENE STANDARDS OF YOUR EATING ESTABLISHMENT,

371. WHICH APPEAR TO BE INADEQUATE.

372. INADEQUATE?

373. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, THE STAFF AT THE KRUSTY KRAB TAKE A SOLEMN PLEDGE TO SHOW UP

374. EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK CLEAN AND DISEASE FREE.

375. SORRY I'M LATE, MR. KRABS.

376. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS...

377. RETURNING FOR DUTY, SIR.

378. IS THAT WHAT YOU CONSIDER CLEAN AND DISEASE FREE, KRABBY?

379. I SAY WE RANSACK THIS GREASY DISEASE SHACK.

380. WHO'S WITH ME?

381. I'M WITH YOU, YOU FUNNY TALKING FELLA, COME ON.

382. IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS SQUIDWARD.

383. HE GAVE YOU ALL THE ICK.

384. NO, NO I DIDN'T.

385. IT WAS SPONGEBOB.

386. HE'S INFECTED THE ENTIRE KRUSTY KRAB.

387. LET US APPREHEND THAT CARELESS CONTAMINATOR.

388. MEOW.

389. STOP!

390. YOU'RE PUSHING OUT MORE OF THE ICK.

391. NO...!

392. STOP IT!

393. YOU'RE TICKLIN' ME, SQUIDWARD!

394. IT'S NOT ME, MR. KRABS.

395. GARY B. SNAIL.

396. DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S IMPOLITE TO FEED OFF OF OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT PERMISSION?

397. HE'S JUST DOING HIS JOB, SPONGEBOB.

398. HE'S A BOTTOM FEEDER, REMEMBER?

399. SEE?

400. THE LITTLE FELLA LICKED ME CLEAN.

401. I'M CURED, AND HE'LL CLEAN THE ICK OFF ANY SURFACE.

402. EVEN SQUID.

403. OH, OH, ME NEXT.

404. WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?

405. IT'S LADIES FIRST.

406. I BELIEVE THE EXPRESSION IS "STARFISH FIRST".

407. I SUPERSEDE ALL OF YOU, FOR I HAVE AN EXOTIC ACCENT.

408. HEY, HEY, HEY, THERE'S NO NEED TO FIGHT.

409. 'CAUSE I GOT A SOLUTION I'LL BE HAPPY WITH.

410. STEP UP TO BE DE-ICKED, ONLY $5.

411. NOW CAN I GET YA A KRABBY PATTY?

412. IN LIGHT OF TODAY'S EVENTS, THAT NOTION IS CRASS AND OFFENSIVE.

413. I'LL TAKE TWO PLEASE.

414. ALL RIGHT.

415. HERE YA GO, MR. KRABS.

416. ANOTHER $5, FOR ANOTHER DE-ICKING.

417. LOOK GARE, YOU MADE ME ALL SPARKLY.

418. YOU'RE THE BEST BOTTOM FEEDER A SPONGE COULD EVER HAVE.

419. AYE, AND A GREAT MONEY MAKER YOU ARE, TOO.

420. NOW BACK TO WORK.

421. 2 F1