SpongeBob SquarePants 5x20

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During an evening of washing dishes at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob cannot remove a spot from a dinner plate.

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1. Captioning Provided By:

2. ARE YA READY, KIDS?

3. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

4. I CAN'T HEARYOU.

5. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

6. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

7. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

8. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

9. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

10. ♪ READY?

11. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

12. HA, HA.

13. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PLANKTON.

14. KRABS.

15. I'LL TAKE THAT.

16. HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?

17. NEXT TIME, WEAR A DISGUISE WITHOUT YOUR INITIAL ON IT.

18. HMM... PERHAPS A PEPPER SHAKER WAS A BIT OBVIOUS.

19. YOU THINK?

20. SPONGEBOB?

21. THREE, TWO, ONE, LAUNCH.

22. NEVER.

23. NEVER.

24. I'LL NEVER GET KRABS'S FORMULA.

25. MR. KRABS IS TOO POWERFUL.

26. TO RENDER HIM HELPLESS.

27. AW, LOOK AT YOU.

28. YOU'RE SO SMALL, TINY AND HELPLESS.

29. HEY, I RESENT THAT... HUH?

30. WHY, YOU'RE SO

31. AND YOU COULDN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT.

32. REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER.

33. THAT'S IT.

34. FINALLY, VICTORY WILLBE MINE.

35. I'LL TURN EUGENE KRABS INTO A POWERLESS...

36. BABY.

37. OOH, A PENNY.

38. A TRAIL OF PENNIES.

39. OOH...

40. I'VE DONE IT.

41. NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW.

42. MY GOO GOO GAS

43. INTO A TINY, HELPLESS INFANT.

44. THE KEY TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

45. THIS WAS EASIER THAN I HOPED.

46. HMM.

47. HE'S A LITTLE BIGGER THAN I IMAGINED.

48. SHINY...

49. WHOA!

50. NO, NO!

51. AH, AH, AHH!

52. OOF!

53. WHOA!

54. HEY, A BABY.

55. HERE ALL ALONE, BABY?

56. I'LL TAKE CHARGE OF YOU UNTIL YOUR MOMMY SHOWS UP.

57. OH, AREN'T YOU JUST TOO CUTE.

58. COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COO.

59. HELLO...

60. IF YOU'RE DONE MAKING

61. WITH THIS LOCK.

62. OH, SURE THING, PLANKTON.

63. THERE YOU GO LITTLE GUY.

64. YES.

65. MY PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY.

66. NOW THAT I'VE TURNED KRABS

67. WILL BE MINE.

68. EH?

69. HELLO.

70. POLICE, POLICE!

71. FOOLS...

72. YOU'LL NEVER HOLD ME.

73. ARE NO MATCH FOR MY GENIUS.

74. THAT WAS EASY.

75. I'M FREE.

76. FREE...

77. OH, SQUIDWARD.

78. THANK NEPTUNE, YOU'RE HERE.

79. I FOUND THIS BABY ALL ALONE.

80. BUT HE WASN'T REALLY ALONE,

81. AND HE'S NOT A BABY.

82. IT'S MR. KRABS.

83. STEAL THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.

84. WHAT DO WE DO, SQUIDWARD?

85. DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M GOING ON MY COFFEE BREAK.

86. A VERY LONG COFFEE BREAK.

87. SPONGE CALLED THE COPS.

88. THAT'S JUST NOT CRICKET.

89. NOW I'LL NEVER BE A TYRANNICAL OVERLORD.

90. HOW TO DO EVERYTHING?

91. NEXT TIME SPRAY SPONGEBOB, TOO.

92. I FOLLOW YOU.

93. LISTEN CAREFULLY.

94. SPRAY...

95. YES.

96. SPONGE...

97. UH-HUH.

98. BOB...

99. RIGHT.

100. TOO.

101. NOW YOU'RE JUST TALKING GIBBERISH.

102. SPRAY MR. KRABS AND SPONGEBOB.

103. AHH, THAT'S JUST WHAT...

104. I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE

105. OF YOUR LOONY SCHEMES, KAREN.

106. I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.

107. AW, WHAT'S WRONG MR. BABY KRABS?

108. ARE YOU THIRSTY?

109. THAT'S IT, DRINK UP.

110. OK, MAYBE YOU'RE HUNGRY.

111. HOT KRABBY PATTY?

112. YIKES, NOT EVEN A KRABBY PATTY HELPS.

113. HOW 'BOUT A STACK OF $20s?

114. "HEE..."

115. HANDS IN THE AIR.

116. PLANKTON.

117. THAT'S RIGHT, SPONGEBOB, I'M BACK.

118. AND YOU WON'T STOP ME THIS TIME.

119. WHAT?

120. SPONGEBOB'S A BABY BUT KRABS IS BACK TO NORMAL?

121. ACTS AS AN ANTIDOTE.

122. ONE SQUIRT EQUALS BABY.

123. TWO SQUIRTS EQUALS ADULT.

124. AND FOUR SQUIRTS FOR ADULTS?

125. BARNACLES, I'VE RUN OUT OF GAS.

126. AHEM...

127. KRABS!

128. NICE DIAPER.

129. HOLD ON, HOLD ON, I THINK I...

130. YES, I'VE GOT IT.

131. THERE'D BETTER BE SOMETHING OTHER THAN BILLS IN HERE.

132. PLANKTON.

133. PEEK-A-BOO.

134. AHH!

135. I CAN'T TOLERATE

136. YOUR STINKY GAS.

137. THAT MAKES TWO OF US.

138. I DON'T DO IT ON PURPOSE.

139. YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, PLANKTON.

140. NEVER.

141. OOH, ANOTHER PENNY.

142. COME TO PAPA.

143. NOW WHAT WERE WE DOING?

144. THIS.

145. WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?

146. YOU GONNA CRY?

147. HAPPENED TO YOU?

148. THIS ISN'T BABY GAS.

149. IT'S SENIOR CITIZEN SPRAY.

150. EH, WHAT WAS THAT, SONNY?

151. OUT OF MY WAY, METHUSELAH.

152. YOU'RE OLD AND USELESS.

153. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

154. NATURAL RESOURCE.

155. I SALUTE YOU, ELDER CITIZENRY.

156. I'M GETTING OLD LISTENING TO THIS.

157. LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.

158. USED TO COST A NICKEL.

159. THIS BABY GAS IS WORTHLESS...

160. AT LEAST YOU'RE WAY TOO OLD

161. A KRABBY PATTY.

162. WHAT WAS THAT, SONNY?

163. IT'LL TAKE MORE TIME TO EXPLAIN THAN YOU HAVE LEFT.

164. WHAT?

165. HE'S GOT THE KRABBY PATTY.

166. CATCH HIM.

167. CATCH WHO?

168. OH, GEZHUNDHEIT.

169. VICTORY IS MINE.

170. AH!

171. AH!

172. AH!

173. AH!

174. COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPER.

175. OFF MY LAWN.

176. WHEW.

177. OOH, BOY.

178. I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU, BOY.

179. I'M CATCHING UP WITH MY KNITTING.

180. THAT'S IT.

181. KNIT, YOU LITTLE NITWIT.

182. THAT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY.

183. WHAT?

184. NO!

185. GEEZERS RELEASE ME!

186. RIGHT AFTER THE PARTY...

187. THE PIÑATA PARTY.

188. WHAT?

189. THAT'S FOR CALLING US OLD.

190. HEY, QUIT IT.

191. I WANT CANDY.

192. NO!

193. ONE SQUIRT, PLUS ADULT...

194. BODY WEIGHT, UM-HM...

195. SQUARE ROOT OF SPONGEBOB...

196. OF COURSE.

197. THAT I'VE BEEN LACKING.

198. IT'S SO SIMPLE, YET SO EVIL.

199. JUST THE PLACE TO GET IT.

200. EXCUSE ME.

201. GET THAT FROM?

202. YOU MEAN THE KELPO?

203. NO, THAT THING.

204. THE UGLY, DRIPPY, SMELLY THING.

205. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY BABY?

206. CREEP.

207. OW, OW, OW!

208. BABY POWDER.

209. THIS COULD BE JUST WHAT I NEED.

210. HEY, BUDDY.

211. OR ARTIFICIAL BABIES?

212. OW, OW, OW, OW!

213. THAT "POWDERED BABY" DID THE TRICK.

214. CAN'T POSSIBLY FAIL.

215. THAT COULDN'T POSSIBLY FAIL?

216. WHAT IS IT NOW, KAREN?

217. I'M SAYING YOU SHOULD

218. ALL WILLY-NILLY.

219. THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA.

220. AND I KNOW JUST THE GUINEA PIG.

221. PLANKTON... DON'T YOU DARE.

222. KAREN, SPEAK TO ME.

223. IT WORKED.

224. EVERYONE SAY YOUR "A-B-C'S".

225. TURN INTO BABIES...

226. YOU STAY BABIES.

227. HEY, KRABS... CATCH.

228. WHAT'S WRONG, LITTLE FELLOW?

229. AHH!

230. MY MOMENT OF TRIUMPH.

231. WHOA!

232. WHAT THE...

233. OH, GROSS.

234. DROOLING ON ME.

235. GOO.

236. PUT ME DOWN.

237. OW!

238. STOP IT.

239. I'M AN ADULT.

240. YEOW!

241. HUH?

242. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

243. THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.

244. HE'S TEETHING ON IT.

245. YOU BIG STUPID BABY.

246. OW.

247. I'VE GOT IT.

248. FROM A BABY.

249. GET IT, KRABS?

250. LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM YOU.

251. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

252. WHOO...

253. UH-OH.

254. AHEM.

255. MAMA'S EVIL LITTLE GENIUS NEEDS A DIAPER!

256. ORDER UP.

257. OF YOUR LUCKY CONNOISSEUR.

258. MWAH.

259. IT WENT IN MY MOUTH.

260. CHOKING ON SENTIMENT.

261. LIKE POISON.

262. OK, YOU SIT THIS ONE OUT SQUIDWARD.

263. FROM THE CHEF.

264. FOR YOUR DINING PLEASURE.

265. BITS AND A JUMBO DIET SODA.

266. A LITTLE EXTRA LOVE.

267. ENJOY!

268. IT'S THE LITTLE DETAILS

269. THAT THEY REALLY APPRECIATE, ISN'T IT, SQUIDWARD?

270. UH...

271. OH, YEAH, YOU'VE REALLY TOUCHED HISLIFE.

272. WITH DISCRIMINATING TASTES.

273. QUALITY FOOD?

274. YEAH!

275. GOOD PEOPLE?

276. UH-HUH.

277. DISCRIMINATING TASTES?

278. TESTIFY!

279. D'OH...

280. WOULD EAT THIS GARBAGE.

281. SQUIDWARD...

282. AND TREATED WITH RESPECT.

283. THERE, THERE.

284. MR. KRABS WOULD BE ASHAMED.

285. ALL RIGHT, YOU FILTHY BILGE RATS.

286. MR. KRABS?

287. BEFORE I KICK YA OUT.

288. FINE, HAVE IT YER WAY.

289. WHAT'S HAPPENING, MR. KRABS?

290. AH, WE DON'T NEED THOSE LOSERS ANYMORE.

291. I'M TURNING THE RESTAURANT

292. FOR ITSY-BITSY PORTIONS.

293. FANCY...

294. FROU-FROU?

295. WE'RE GETTING A GOURMET CHEF

296. AND I'M GONNA RAISE ME PRICES TO THE ROOF.

297. CHEF EXCHANGE PROGRAM?

298. OH, UH, YEAH.

299. YOU'RE BEING SHIPPED OFF

300. SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY FROM HERE.

301. THE DETAILS ARE KIND OF HAZY.

302. YOUR BUS LEAVES IN FIVE MINUTES.

303. HEH, LOOKS LIKE IT'S EARLY.

304. IT WAS THAT EASY?

305. ALL THESE YEARS?

306. I'VE UNDERESTIMATED THE POWER OF PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.

307. WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

308. "NO SPONGEBOB WITHIN A THOUSAND KILOMETERS OF HERE?"

309. I FIND YOU DISGUSTING.

310. HOWEVER, MY CULTURE DICTATES THAT I MUST KISS YOU REGARDLESS.

311. MWAH, MWAH... .

312. MWAH, MWAH... .

313. WELL, HE'S JUST AS AFFECTIONATE AS THE BOY.

314. A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

315. French Chef: WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH?

316. MY OWN BOTTOM WITH THIS.

317. START OVER.

318. AND THIS...

319. AND WIPING AND WIPING.

320. WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.

321. AND WHERE IS MY EXCHANGE CHEF?

322. UM, RIGHT HERE, SIR.

323. OH, HO-HO-HO, THERE YOU ARE.

324. BONJOUR.

325. OOH... .

326. NOW...

327. PREPARE ME YOUR BEST DISH!

328. MWAH.

329. ZIS IS NOT FUNNY.

330. FOR A... HOW YOU SAY?

331. COMEDIAN!

332. PREPARE ME A GOURMET DISH...

333. NOW!

334. I'M SURE WITH ALL MY YEARS

335. OTHER THAN...

336. JUST WARMING UP.

337. AH!

338. COME ON, SPONGEBOB.

339. AHH!

340. JUST ONE EGG AND...

341. NO... .

342. NOPE, THAT'S NOT IT, EITHER.

343. A MOCKERY OF MY...

344. THIS TASTE IS... IS FANTASTIC.

345. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?

346. A KRABBY PATTY.

347. ZE WHOLE WORLD MUST TASTE THIS.

348. French Man: MEANWHILE, AT THE KRUSTY KRAB...

349. HEY, SQUIDWARD.

350. LOOK AT THIS.

351. WE'RE CHARGING $52 SMACKAROOS

352. OHH... WHAT IS THAT?

353. HEH, I DON'T KNOW.

354. OR SOMETHING.

355. WRONG, MONSIEUR.

356. OF THE KAZOOK TREE.

357. SO... IT'S SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE ROTTEN GYM SOCKS?

358. BY SHREDDED GOLD.

359. SHREDDED ... GOLD?

360. COULDN'T WE USE LESS EXPENSIVE INGREDIENTS?

361. FOOD LIKE ZIS.

362. ON THE FINEST FURNITURE.

363. ZIS IS NOT THE CHAIR I ORDERED.

364. YEAH, WELL, YOU SEE, THOSE WERE OUT OF STOCK.

365. AND ZIS FORK OF PLASTIC...

366. SPRAY PAINTED TO LOOK SILVER, IS IT NOT?

367. UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!

368. MONSIEURSPONGEBOB.

369. ARE NOT MERELY A FORMALITY.

370. THEY ARE GENUINE.

371. THE BEGINNING OF A LONG AND...

372. WELL, MY TIME HERE IS UP.

373. I'M OFFICIALLY A KRUSTY KRAB EMPLOYEE ONCE AGAIN.

374. I APOLOGIZE, MONSIEURSPONGEBOB

375. BUT YOU SEE,

376. OF YOUR KRABBY PATTIES.

377. THE KRABBY PATTIES.

378. I ALMOST FORGOT.

379. TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.

380. WHAT? OH, MY.

381. SO LONG.

382. WAIT, JUST ONE MORE.

383. I'M SORRY...

384. BUT I'VE GOT TO GO...

385. I'M RUINED.

386. BUSTED.

387. HELLO?

388. Daddy, the house is full of burglars.

389. OH-HO, NO, THOSE AREN'T BURGLARS, PEARL.

390. FRIENDLY REPO MEN.

391. MR. KRABS, TELL THESE GUYS TO LET GO OF ME.

392. UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, UNTIL

393. I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE STAYIN' WITH THESE NICE GENTS.

394. YOU SOLD ME?

395. NO...

396. BARTERED, IS MORE LIKE IT.

397. I KEEP MY KNEECAPS, HEH-HEH.

398. COME ON, MAC.

399. YOU'RE PATHETIC.

400. OH, MR. LE SCHNOOK.

401. I'VE LOST EVERYTHING.

402. I'M BANKRUPT.

403. ARE ALL I GOT LEFT NOW.

404. NOT QUITE.

405. MY TIME IN THE CHEF'S EXCHANGE

406. SO MY "EATS" AND I ARE LEAVING.

407. THIS IS FOR YOU.

408. IS IT MONEY?

409. FOR MY SERVICES.

410. ONE SIDE, PLEASE.

411. OH, I'VE BEEN SUCH A FOOL.

412. AND IT COST ME EVERYTHING.

413. MR. KRABS.

414. OH, I CAN STILL HEAR HIS SWEET LITTLE VOICE.

415. MR. KRABS.

416. OK, NOW I'M SCARED.

417. MR. KRABS!

418. DARN HIS CURSED, MOCKING VOICE, I...

419. SPONGEBOB?

420. AHOY, MR. KRABS.

421. SPONGEBOB, ME BOY, YOU'VE COME BACK.

422. AND YOU'VE BROUGHT CUSTOMERS.

423. WELL, MR. SQUIDWARD, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.

424. I GOT ME POOR DISGUSTIN'

425. AND ME RICH DISGUSTIN' NEW CLIENTELE TO BOOT.

426. I'M BACK IN BUSINESS.

427. COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST GIVE THEM TABLES TO EAT ON?

428. OH-HO... NO WAY.

429. SEE, I'VE LEARNED YA CAN'T

430. WITH FANCY TABLES, FROU-FROU FOOD, OR EVEN SANITARY CONDITIONS.

431. HEY, GET BACK YOU, EAT YOUR OWN...

432. NOPE, JUST GOOD FOOD PREPARED WITH LOVE.

433. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SPONGEBOB?

434. YOU GOT IT, MR. KRABS.

435. MWAH.