SpongeBob SquarePants 5x16

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Squidward invents a Krabby Patty-making machine to try to make SpongeBob lose his job. SpongeBob will not go down without a fight, so he competes against it.

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2. ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

3. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

4. I CAN'T HEARYOU.

5. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

6. ♪ OHH...

7. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

8. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

9. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

10. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

11. ♪ READY?

12. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

13. WHERE IT'S ALMOST AS IF TICKS BACKWARD.

14. EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A SECOND.

15. DO YOU MIND, I'M TRYING TO WORK AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.

16. TRY IT SOME TIME!

17. I SURE WOULD, SQUIDWARD,

18. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

19. SPONGEBOB, YOU ALREADY DO WORK AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.

20. OH, YEAH.

21. YAY! YAY!

22. REMIND ME TO FIRE MY THERAPIST.

23. YOUR NEIGHBORS TO WORK.

24. WE'RE NOT JUST NEIGHBORS.

25. YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.

26. WE'RE NOT JUST-

27. I DON'T CARE!

28. $4.19, PLEASE.

29. ALL RIGHT!

30. I AM GONNA- WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO, BUT-

31. SPONGEBOB, YOU NINCOMPOOP, YOU BROKE MY FACE.

32. DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME.

33. I NEED A DOCTOR.

34. DOCTOR'S OFFICE.

35. IN THE MAIN LOBBY.

36. DR. KRAVITZ...

37. OH, DOCTOR, IS HE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

38. FOR THE LOVE OF NEPTUNE, TELL ME.

39. WELL, SON-

40. NO, DON'T TELL ME!

41. I CAN'T TAKE IT.

42. NO, NO, PLEASE, JUST, JUST DON'T.

43. WE WON'T KNOW FOR TWO WEEKS, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.

44. TWO WEEKS, I'LL NEVER MAKE IT.

45. MORNIN', SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE EARLY TODAY.

46. GOOD MORNING, NURSE WRETCHED.

47. HI, MABEL, SAVED THE BLUE ONE JUST FOR YOU.

48. OH, SPONGEBOB, BLUE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR.

49. UH, OR IS IT ORANGE?

50. DON'T WORRY, MABEL.

51. I'LL BET YOUR AMNESIA'S GONNA WEAR OFF IN NO TIME.

52. MY WHAT?

53. HI YA, SQUIDWARD.

54. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING HOW TO FLOP ON MY BACK.

55. WE CAN'T REALLY HAVE YOU IN HERE TODAY.

56. I'M GOING TO BE REMOVING SQUIDWARD'S BANDAGES

57. KEEP YOU FAR AWAY FROM HIM.

58. IT HAS BEEN TWO WEEKS ALREADY?

59. DON'T WORRY, DOC, I PROMISE TO STAY OUT OF THE WAY.

60. OK, AS LONG AS YOU STAY

61. RIGHT.

62. DON'T RUSHIT.

63. SORRY, GO AHEAD.

64. WAIT! WHAT IS IT?

65. ENOUGH?

66. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS.

67. PLEASE, JUST LET ME WORK.

68. VERY WELL, DOCTOR, CARRY ON.

69. MAY I?

70. HOLD IT, THE READINGS ON THIS BRAIN METER ARE ALL WRONG, WE MUST POSTPONE THE OPERATION.

71. PATIENTS' ENJOYMENT.

72. AND IT'S NOT EVEN PLUGGED INTO THE WALL.

73. YOU'RE RIGHT, DOCTOR, SEVER.

74. HOLD IT! NOW WHAT?

75. DOCTOR, WE CAN'T DO THIS.

76. A LESS-DANGEROUS PROCEDURE.

77. AFTER ALL, WE HAVE TO START

78. WAIT! WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE THIS TIME?

79. FOR INTERRUPTING YOU BEFORE.

80. I, I...

81. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

82. SPONGEBOB?

83. YEAH?

84. HOW DOES IT LOOK?

85. GREAT NEPTUNE.

86. COME ON, SPIT IT OUT, I CAN TAKE IT.

87. TIME FOR YOUR MEDICINE, MISTER- MISTER... MISTER...

88. HANDSOME.

89. OOH...

90. WHAT DID SHE CALL ME?

91. HANDSOME, BUT SHE SPELLED IT WRONG.

92. QUICK, HAND ME THAT MIRROR.

93. WAIT A SECOND...

94. THAT NURSE WAS RIGHT.

95. I AMHANDSOME.

96. EH, SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE NOT HANDSOME.

97. YOU'RE A HUNK!

98. SO HANDSOME.

99. HANDSOME.

100. HELLO, HANDSOME.

101. HANDSOME THAN BEFORE.

102. OH, SO HANDSOME.

103. IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE.

104. IT'S A MIRACLE, I CAN WALK.

105. I CAN SEE.

106. I CAN FLY.

107. UH-OH, MY SHOE'S UNTIED.

108. MR. HANDSOME, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

109. NO, NOT THE BOOK, ON MY RETAINER.

110. A LIMOUSINE?

111. WELL, SPONGEBOB, EARLIER TODAY, MY SPINE WAS HURTING.

112. BUT NOW I'M RESTING ON FINE, LEATHER UPHOLSTERY.

113. WELL, I'M GONNA GO CLIP MY TOENAILS, SQUIDWARD.

114. DON'T FORGET TO ENJOY BEING HANDSOME.

115. OH, DON'T WORRY.

116. HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME...

117. HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME...

118. HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME...

119. GEE, HUH?

120. WELL, BETTER GO GREET THE COMMONERS.

121. HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME...

122. GOOD MORNING, MY PEOPLE.

123. I'M SORRY TO HAVE KEPT YOU WAITING, BUT

124. EVEN I,

125. NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

126. I WANT HIS SHIRT.

127. I WANT HIS EYELIDS.

128. A LITTLE TOO LONG.

129. I KNOW.

130. SOOTHE THEIR HUNGER.

131. HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME, HANDSOME...

132. HEY, WHAT IS THAT SOUND?

133. WAIT, IT'S HIM, THE HANDSOME MAN!

134. BEAUTIFUL ANDTALENTED, WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT?

135. DON'T WORRY, FOLKS, THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, AND-

136. HEY!

137. I GOT THE CLARINET.

138. THERE'S NOTHING A LITTLE FOAMING, HERBAL BATH CAN'T CURE.

139. HEY, MY GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME THAT SOAP.

140. WELL, NO ONE EVER SAID IT'D BE EASY BEING SO HANDSOME, SQUIDDY.

141. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO START

142. HI, HANDSOME.

143. HANDSOME. HANDSOME.

144. HANDSOME.

145. AUGH.

146. LET'S GET HIM.

147. SPONGEBOB!

148. YOU GOTTA HELP ME.

149. THEY STOLE MY BUBBLE BATH.

150. PUBLIC LIFE AIN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE.

151. I WANT MY OLD LIFE BACK.

152. HMM, I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO.

153. Mr. SQUIDWARD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

154. MEANS TO ME, DON'T YOU?

155. TO BRING ALL THESE...

156. THESE CUSTOMERS TO ME.

157. HEY, DON'T WORRY, FOLKS.

158. THERE'S PLENTY OF SQUIDWARD

159. AND GET YOUR POCKETBOOKS OUT.

160. OF $14.98 PER PERSON

161. OPPORTUNITY TO TOUCH SQUIDWARD.

162. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

163. AND CHANGE ME BACK.

164. AND I'LL EVEN THROW IN FOR AN EXTRA $3.

165. COME ON, SPONGEBOB, SMASH MY FACE BACK.

166. I CAN'T.

167. BUT I CAN'T HURT YOU ON PURPOSE.

168. YOU BETTER HURT ME, OR I'M REALLY GONNA HURT YOU!

169. WELL, OK.

170. NOW DON'T HOLD BACK, SPONGEBOB, JUST REALLY LET ME HAVE IT.

171. JUST REMEMBER, SQUIDWARD.

172. THAN IT'S GOING TO HURT YOU.

173. UM, OK, LET ME JUST MEMORIZE-

174. HEY, I WASN'T READY.

175. HANG ON, YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN.

176. NOPE, STILL TOO HANDSOME.

177. IT'S STILL NOT WORKING.

178. MAYBE I'M NOT DOING IT HARD ENOUGH.

179. UH, HANG ON A SEC-

180. LET ME-

181. SQUIDWARD, YOU'RE EVEN MORE HANDSOME NOW.

182. AND THAT CROWD IS IN A FRENZY.

183. WELL, SPONGEBOB, IT WAS YOU

184. GET ME OUT AGAIN.

185. I KNOW, SQUIDWARD.

186. , I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.

187. , I JUST NEED,

188. GOT... ME... INTO...

189. SQUIDWARD, LOOK OUT FOR THAT FALLING SHOE!

190. HUH?

191. SQUIDWARD...

192. SPONGEBOB...

193. YOU'RE BACK.

194. OH, SQUIDWARD.

195. TIMES WE SMASH YOUR FACE.

196. THAT MEANT SOMETHING.

197. HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

198. DON'T LEAVE ME.

199. PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU.

200. LOOK, I CAN MAKE HIM HANDSOME AGAIN, WATCH.

201. SEE?

202. HE'S GETTING HANDSOME.

203. IT JUST... TAKES A LITTLE... EFFORT.

204. JUST A LITTLE... ELBOW GREASE.

205. PLEASE... COME BACK...

206. QUITE A GALE TONIGHT.

207. HE MUST BE MAD ABOUT SOMETHING.

208. THAT'S SILLY, EVERYONE OF THE UNDERSEA.

209. AH, MY LEFTOVERS.

210. NO...

211. WHY, DEAR NEPTUNE?

212. MM-HMM, GOULASH.

213. HEY, OUT THERE, YOU DROPPED YOUR GOULASH.

214. HELLO...

215. IN THE WIND.

216. THAT TICKLES.

217. AWW, THE LITTLE CRITTER LIKES MY WHISTLING PORES.

218. THAT TICKLES.

219. Deep Voice: WELL...

220. MY SHIFT'S OVER.

221. TIME FOR WORK, SPONGEBOB.

222. ALL RIGHT, JELLY, OUT YOU GO.

223. IT'S BEEN REAL FUN, BUT I GOTTA GET TO WORK.

224. QUITE A WIND THIS MORNING, EH, JELLY?

225. WHOA...

226. HEY, SPARKY, CAN YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY RIGHT NOW?

227. OH, NO, PLEASE...

228. STOP IT, PLEASE, STOP IT.

229. WHOA...!

230. I'M GONNA BE LATE.

231. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY.

232. IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK.

233. AND I'M NOT GONNA START TODAY.

234. I NEED TO CALL IN SOME HELP.

235. FOR THE BUTTONS.

236. 'ELLO, THIS BE THE KRUSTY KRAB.

237. MR. KRABS, I NEED YOU.

238. SPONGEBOB, WHERE YOU BEEN?

239. LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

240. I AM SORRY, MR. KRABS, DON'T WANT ME TO GO TO WORK.

241. JELLYFISH?

242. THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO MY... WHISTLE-Y HOLES.

243. UH...

244. I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

245. BUT IF IT'S TRANSPORTATION YOU NEED, I KNOW JUST THE THING.

246. GOT YOU.

247. OOH, THIS ONE'S PUTTING UP A FIGHT.

248. FIGHTIN' TOO HARD.

249. YOU'RE GONNA REEL HIM IN, KRABS, YOU'VE GOTTA WEAR HIM DOWN.

250. GIVE HIM A LITTLE SLACK.

251. YANK.

252. A LITTLE SLACK...

253. AND YANK.

254. THERE HE IS, READY FOR WORK.

255. DRAW BACK THAT POINT, PUSHING OUT THEM PATTIES.

256. AYE-AYE, SIR.

257. LET'S GET THESE PATTIES STARTED RIGHT.

258. WHOO.

259. THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.

260. ORDER UP.

261. OOH...

262. OOH.

263. OH, NO, THEY FOUND ME.

264. NO, NO-NO, GUYS, PLEASE.

265. UH, WOULD YOU MIND COMING BACK AFTER BUSINESS HOURS?

266. HEH, I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE.

267. The weather situation is much worse across the country.

268. And it doesn't look like the winds are going to stop anytime soon...

269. FISHY GO BYE-BYE.

270. OW.

271. And that's the way it is in your world today.

272. BORING.

273. I DON'T WANT TO WATCH ANY OF THIS BORING STUFF.

274. SOMETHING DECENT, LIKE-

275. SORRY, PATRICK, FROM THOSE JELLYFISH.

276. WHAT JELLYFISH?

277. SEEM TO LOVE.

278. HEY, PAL.

279. SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE!

280. I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB, BUT YOU'VE BECOME A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE.

281. AT LEAST THE WIND STOPPED.

282. I THINK I LOST 'EM.

283. WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD JUST STAY IN HERE, WHERE IT'S SAFE.

284. AND QUIET.

285. AND DARK.

286. OH...

287. IT'S OK, I'LL ONLY HIDE OUT HERE FOR A SECOND.

288. YEAH, IT SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.

289. BEHIND THESE ROCKS.

290. THESE SEDENTARY, LIFELESS ROCKS.

291. LATER...

292. HEY, BUDDY, JUST THOUGHT I'D SPRUCE YOU UP A LITTLE.

293. WHAT'S THAT?

294. OOH, YOU DON'T SAY.

295. WELL, GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO, MM-HMM.

296. COME ON, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

297. LOOK, BUDDY, MM...

298. DINNER'S READY.

299. HERE, LET'S HAVE SOME TEA.

300. WANT SOME SUGAR, BUDDY, HUH?

301. ONE LUMP OR TWO?

302. OH, YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL.

303. I FEEL COMFORTABLE AROUND YOU.

304. CAN I CONFESS SOMETHING, 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.

305. I HAVE THIS... PROBLEM.

306. I SEEM TO ATTRACT JELLYFISH.

307. HUH, HOW DO YOU HANDLE A THING LIKE THAT, HMM?

308. YEAH, YEAH, I'M AT A LOSS, TOO.

309. OH, BARNACLES!

310. I'M GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER!

311. OF COURSE, BUDDY, BRILLIANT IDEA.

312. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS THIS TIME.

313. OH, HERE THEY COME.

314. GO GET 'EM, BUDDY.

315. HEY, GUYS, LONG TIME NO SEE.

316. MY LITTLE FRIEND'S SONG?

317. SOMETHING WRONG?

318. HMM, I CREATED ONE STONE IN A FOUL KEY.

319. MAY OFFER ANOTHER TUNE.

320. SOOTHE THOSE JELLYFISH.

321. BUT WHICH ONE IS THE RIGHT SIZE?

322. EH, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE A BUNCH OF 'EM.

323. OK, THAT SHOULD DO HER.

324. WHOA, IT ACTUALLY WORKED.

325. THEY'RE FINALLY LEAVING ME ALONE.

326. I CAN GO BACK TO WORK NOW.

327. KRUSTY KRAB, HERE I COME.

328. HOW LONG WAS I GONE?

329. NO...!

330. NO...

331. 3,000 YEARS LATER.

332. TO THIS DAY, NO ONE KNOWS WERE CREATED, OR BY WHOM.

333. WONDROUS TUNE.