SpongeBob SquarePants 5x11

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SpongeBob and Patrick are determined to ride a new roller coaster at Glove World called "The Fiery Fist o' Pain," but the more they think about it, the more they get scared.

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1. ARE YA READY, KIDS?AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

2. I CAN'T HEARYOU.

3. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

4. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

5. NICE TRY, "ALARMY..."

6. BUT YOU GOTTA GET UP PRETTY EARLY

7. TO WAKE MEUP ON PICTURE DAY.

8. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, GARY...

9. I MUST GO MAKE MYSELF PICTURESQUE.

10. PERFECT.

11. I'M READY, WHOO-HOO!

12. FINE, FINE, NOT TO WORRY, NO PROBLEM.

13. I'M READY, AGAIN.

14. IT'S TIME TO TAKE A CORRECTIVE APPROACH.

15. GOOD MORNING, SQUIDWARD.

16. I'D LOVE TO STOP AND CHAT RIGHT NOW,

17. BUT IT'S PICTURE DAY.

18. STILL LOOKING GOOD, "SPONGIE"

19. AND BOATING SCHOOL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER.

20. TAKE COVER!

21. THE TEENAGERS, THEY'VE BEEN LET OUT OF SCHOOL

22. AND THEY'RE PELTING US WITH BALLOONS FILLED WITH...

23. KETCHUP?

24. SAVE YOURSELF, KID.

25. I'M FINISHED.

26. GOT YOU!

27. WAIT, WAIT, DON'T SQUIRT!

28. PLEASE, YOU'VE GOT TO SPARE ME.

29. I'VE GOT PICTURE DAY TODAY.

30. OH, PICTURES, HUH?

31. WELL, LET ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR MAKEUP, HAH!

32. WELL, I'M NOT SURE HOW I DID IT, BUT I...

33. OH!

34. FIDDLESTICKS.

35. MISSED AGAIN.

36. AND NOW, AS AN EXTRA PRECAUTION

37. TO KEEP ME LOOKING SHINY AND NEW...

38. NO GRIME CAN PENETRATE THE GLOSSY SHEEN OF...

39. THERE IT IS.

40. SO CLOSE...

41. AND STILL SO SHINY.

42. HEY, IT'S JUST WATER.

43. NAH, NAH!

44. STAMPS?

45. OATMEAL.

46. GLUE.

47. HEY, BUDDY.

48. PATRICK, A LITTLE PRIVACY?

49. OH, SORRY, SPONGEBOB.

50. I JUST CAME OVER TO BORROW SOME JELLY.

51. WELL, GO AHEAD...

52. BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY RIGHT NOW.

53. I AM LATE FOR PICTURE DAY

54. AND I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET TO SCHOOL

55. WITHOUT BEING COVERED BY UNSIGHTLY DEBRIS.

56. IF ONLY I HAD A SEALED BARRIER

57. TO PROTECT ME FROM THE FILTH OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD.

58. I HAVE THE SOLUTION.

59. EW.

60. I HAVE SOLVED MY HUNGER PROBLEM.

61. THAT'S IT!

62. THIS JELLY JAR WILL INSULATE ME

63. FROM THE DIRTY DREGS OF BIKINI BOTTOM.

64. IF YOU DON'T MIND, PATRICK, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

65. WE'RE HERE.

66. HEY, WHY'D I BRING JELLY FOR?

67. UH, PATRICK...

68. OH, YEAH.

69. I WAS GONNA PUT IT ON THIS PEANUT BUTTER TACO.

70. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, PATRICK!

71. I'M NOT JELLY, I'M NOT JELLY!

72. SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF MY TACO.

73. WHAT'S THE MATTER, SPONGEBOB?

74. PATRICK, I JUST WANT TO TAKE A DECENT PICTURE TODAY

75. BECAUSE SOMEDAY, I WILL GRADUATE FROM BOATING SCHOOL

76. AND I DON'T WANT TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE GUY

77. COVERED IN PEANUT BUTTER

78. AND TACO SHELLS.

79. THERE YOU ARE.

80. SAY CHEESE.

81. AND HERE'S THE LAST ONE.

82. NOW, JUST GIVE A NICE SMILE TO THE CAMERA, SPONGEBOB.

83. WAIT, CAN I GO HOME AND CHANGE FIRST?

84. NO TIME.

85. SAY CHEESE.

86. CHEESE, CHEESE, CHEESE, CHEESE.

87. QUIT THAT MOODY BROODING.

88. THIS WILL CLEAN YOU UP.

89. DON'T SNIVEL LIKE THAT.

90. A WINNER DOESN'T SNIVEL.

91. TRY PUTTING THIS ON.

92. THIS IS IT.

93. NOW YOU ARE LOOKING LIKE A WINNER.

94. SPONGEBOB, PLEASE STOP CRYING

95. SO HE CAN TAKE THE PICTURE.

96. DO NOT WORRY, MRS. PUFF.

97. I BROUGHT PEARLIE.

98. I CAN'T STOP CRYING.

99. THIS WILL MAKE YOU SMILE...

100. JA, WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT.

101. NOW, SAY CHEESE.

102. CHEESE.

103. THERE I AM.

104. HEY, I DON'T LOOK SO BAD AFTER ALL.

105. YEESH, WE NEED SOME CUSTOMERS IN HERE.

106. WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

107. OH, I DON'T KNOW.

108. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

109. I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN.

110. YES, I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.

111. IT'S A COMMON SYMPTOM.

112. PATRICK IS SUFFERING FROM KRABBY PATTY WITHDRAWAL.

113. HE NEEDS ONE

114. OR HE'LL KEEP MUMBLING ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT 3-1/2 MINUTES.

115. OOH, HE NEEDS ONE, EH?

116. METHINKS A PAYING CUSTOMER'S IN OUR MIDST.

117. PATRICK, HOW'S A KRABBY PATTY WITH EXTRA CHEESE SOUND?

118. GIVE ME!

119. NOT YET.

120. FIRST, I HAVE TO KNOW.

121. CAN YOU PAY FOR IT?

122. OH, YEAH, I CAN PAY FOR IT.

123. GOOD BOY.

124. 10 SECONDS LATER.

125. MY GOOD MAN, HOW YOU DOING?

126. GOOD. EXCELLENT.

127. NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

128. WHAT'S THAT?

129. IT'S YOUR BILL.

130. I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.

131. WHAT?

132. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD PAY FOR IT.

133. OH, I'M PAYING FOR IT, ALL RIGHT.

134. NON-PAYING CUSTOMER!

135. HUH?

136. YOU'RE GONNA PAY, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

137. ALL RIGHT, PATRICK...

138. IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY FOR YOUR FOOD WITH MONEY

139. YOU'RE GONNA PAY WITH HARD, PHYSICAL LABOR.

140. I WANT YOU TO SWAB THE LATRINE.

141. I'LL BE BACK IN A WHILE TO CHECK UP ON YOU.

142. BOTTOM-FEEDING IMBECILES.

143. NO PROBLEM.

144. SO, PATRICK, HOW ARE YOU...

145. WHAT IN BLAZES DID YOU DO?

146. I ACCIDENTALLY TRIED THE HAND SOAP.

147. IT DOESN'T TASTE AS GOOD AS IT SMELLS.

148. SEE THESE ICE CUBE TRAYS?

149. I WANT YOU TO PUT 'EM IN THAT BUCKET.

150. HOW DO I DO IT?

151. FIGURE IT OUT.

152. UH...

153. I HAVE TO BE VERY GENTLE.

154. WHAT THE...

155. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

156. ALMOST DONE, MR. KRABS.

157. YOU'VE DESTROYED ME REFRIGERATOR.

158. YOU'VE DESTROYED MANY OF THE THINGS I LOVE.

159. I GOT ANOTHER JOB THAT EVEN

160. A NIMROD LIKE YOU COULDN'T MESS UP.

161. ALL'S YOU GOTTA DO

162. IS THROW ALL OF THESE TRASH BAGS

163. DOWN THE TRASH CHUTE, LIKE SO.

164. SEE?

165. YUP. GOOD.

166. BECAUSE IF YOU MESS THISUP

167. YOU'LL NEVER EAT ANOTHER KRABBY PATTY AGAIN.

168. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!

169. HERE, BOY, TAKE THIS SACK OF LOOT AND PUT HER IN ME SAFE.

170. OKEY-DOKEY, MR. KRABS.

171. HUH?

172. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.

173. PATRICK?

174. WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?

175. I HAVE TO GET RID OF THIS TRASH

176. BUT IT WON'T GO DOWN.

177. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HIT THE TRASH COMPACTOR SWITCH.

178. SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE A GENIUS!

179. OH, NO, THERE'S ONE LEFT.

180. PATRICK, THAT'S NOT A... TRASH BAG.

181. NO!

182. WHY WON'T YOU GO DOWN?

183. WELL, WELL, LET'S SEE HOW THE POOR BOY'S DOING.

184. WELL, DID YOU EARN ME MONEY BACK YET, PATRICK?

185. CAN I EAT NOW?

186. THANK YOU, MR. POSTMAN.

187. THANKS, GARY.

188. HM, CAN'T READ THE RETURN ADDRESS.

189. MAYBE THIS'LL SHED SOME LIGHT.

190. "HEY, SPONGEBOB.

191. IT'S YOUR COUSIN, BLACKJACK.

192. GUESS WHAT?

193. I'M OUT OF PRISON AND DECIDED TO PAY YOUR PARENTS A VISIT.

194. IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN

195. MEET ME FOR A WRESTLING MATCH AT THEIR HOUSE.

196. TRY IT, LITTLE MAN... BLACKJACK."

197. COUSIN BLACKJACK'S OUT OF PRISON?

198. THAT'S RIGHT, GARY.

199. THECOUSIN BLACKJACK.

200. THE SAME COUSIN BLACKJACK

201. THAT USED TO BEAT ME UP ALL THE TIME WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

202. COME ON, LITTLE MAN.

203. LET'S GO A COUPLE OF ROUNDS, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH.

204. WHY SHOULD WE?

205. BECAUSE IT'LL SHOW...

206. WHAT A LITTLE MAN YOU ARE.

207. OH, NO.

208. THAT WAS YEARS AGO, GARY.

209. MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.

210. JUST IMAGINE WHAT HE MUST LOOK LIKE NOW.

211. HI, SPONGEBOB.

212. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

213. GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE STILL...

214. A LITTLE MAN.

215. NO!

216. THAT BRUTE HAS MY PARENTS.

217. I GOTTA GET OVER THERE.

218. GARY, I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'LL BE GONE.

219. I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL EVER COME BACK.

220. I MAY GET BEATEN TO A QUIVERING PULP

221. BUT I MUST DO IT, FOR THE SAKE OF MY PARENTS.

222. OH, MY GOSH, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PARENTS' HOUSE?

223. WHAT'S THIS?

224. "DO NOT CROSS."

225. IS THAT POLICE TAPE?

226. THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON

227. A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED.

228. NO!

229. GET IT TOGETHER, SQUAREPANTS.

230. TO FACE BLACKJACK, YOU'VE GOTTA BE AS TOUGH AS NAILS.

231. HUH? WHAT?

232. ALL THE FURNITURE IS COVERED IN PLASTIC.

233. THE POLICE MUST HAVE COVERED EVERYTHING TO PRESERVE THE CRIME SCENE.

234. WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED HERE?

235. WHAT'S THIS?

236. BLACKJACK SMASHED MY FAMILY PORTRAIT.

237. OH, NO.

238. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH MY PARENTS?

239. OH, DARLING, IT'S SO NICE TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH YOU

240. WHAT WITH YOU IN THE OFFICE ALL HOURS OF THE DAY.

241. I GOT A NEW OUTFIT FOR YOU.

242. FIEND.

243. WHERE DID HE TAKE THEM?

244. I MUST FIND MORE EVIDENCE.

245. WHAT'S THIS?

246. ANOTHER NOTE?

247. "SPONGEBOB, I PAID YOUR PARENTS A VISIT.

248. NOW, I'M GONNA DO THE SAME WITH GRANDMA.

249. YOU BETTER HURRY, LITTLE MAN-BOY...

250. BLACKJACK."

251. HE'S GONNA GET GRANDMA TOO.

252. I HAVE TO STOP HIM.

253. GRANDMA!

254. GRANDMA, WHERE ARE YOU?

255. ARE YOU OK?

256. GRANDMA, YOU IN HERE?

257. GRANDMA?

258. OH, NO, I'M TOO LATE.

259. HE BURNT YOU TO A CRISP.

260. OH, THAT ANIMAL.

261. SPONGEBOB?

262. GRANDMA?

263. ARE YOU TALKING TO ME FROM BEYOND THE BEYOND?

264. WELL, IF YOU MEAN FROM BEYOND THE KITCHEN TABLE, YES.

265. YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.

266. I'VE BAKED A FRESH BATCH OF GINGERBREAD MEN.

267. BUT WHERE'S BLACKJACK?

268. OH, BLACKJACK JUST CALLED AND LEFT A MESSAGE FOR YOU.

269. HE COULDN'T MAKE IT

270. BECAUSE HE'S GOT SOME LOOSE ENDS TO TIE UP.

271. LOOSE ENDS?

272. MY PARENTS!

273. HE'S TIED THEM UP?

274. AND IF YOU DON'T HURRY, YOU'LL MISS OUT

275. ON ALL THE FUN.

276. AND WHEN IT'S ALL DONE

277. HE'LL NEED HELP CLEANING UP THE MESS.

278. CLEANING UP THE MESS?

279. I GOTTA GET HELP.

280. I'LL GO TO UNCLE CAP'N BLUE'S.

281. HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

282. UNCLE CAP'N BLUE, I NEED YOUR HELP.

283. WELL, IF IT ISN'T LITTLE SPONGEBOB.

284. PLANT A FIRM ONE ON ME, BOBBY.

285. I NEED YOU TO HELP ME RESCUE MY PARENTS.

286. SURE, LITTLE BOBBY.

287. I COULD USE SOME HELP WITH THE LAWN

288. BUT YOU'RE GONNA NEED THIS TO DO THE JOB RIGHT.

289. 346 MINUTES LATER.

290. UNCLE CAP'N BLUE...

291. I NEED TO HELP MY PARENTS.

292. THEY'RE IN DANGER.

293. WHAT, YOU WANNA BUILD A FENCE?

294. THE BOY CAME TO WORK.

295. ACTUALLY, I CAME TO TRY TO FIND MY...

296. AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE

297. I'VE MADE A TOMATO AND CLAM JUICE SMOOTHIE TO REFRESH YOU.

298. AH.

299. AND HOW MANY CANDLES YOU BURNIN' OUT THERE... OVER?

300. DO YOU COPY... OVER?

301. COPY... DO YOU COPY?

302. UNCLE CAP'N BLUE, UNCLE CAP'N BLUE!

303. PLEASE HELP ME.

304. WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN.

305. OH... .

306. MUCH, MUCH, MUCH LATER.

307. I AM DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR MY MOMMY AND DADDY!

308. LANDSCAPING?

309. ISN'T IT A LITTLE DARK OUT FOR LANDSCAPING?

310. LISTEN, UNCLE CAP'N BLUE.

311. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

312. COUSIN BLACKJACK HAS MY PARENTS HELD CAPTIVE AT HIS HOUSE.

313. THEY LET THAT DANGEROUS MISCREANT OUT OF PRISON?

314. SOUNDS LIKE YOUR PARENTS ARE IN TROUBLE, KID.

315. THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO RESCUE THEM NOW!

316. WHOA THERE, LITTLE BOBBY.

317. NO CAN DO.

318. BUT UNCLE CAP'N BLUE, I NEED THE HELP OF A CRIMEFIGHTER LIKE YOU.

319. NO, NO, I DON'T CHASE CRIMINALS THESE DAYS.

320. I'M RETIRED, AND IF I WERE YOU

321. I'D CONSIDER TURNING AROUND AND GOING HOME.

322. YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS KIND OF WORK, BOY.

323. AN INNOCENT KID LIKE YOU DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST A CRIMINAL MIND.

324. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

325. WHAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT DO TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU?

326. YOU MEAN THEY WON'T GIVE ME A PUSH ON THE SWING SET?

327. WELL, LET'S JUST SAY, I HOPE YOU'VE PRACTICED

328. WALKING WITHOUT LEGS...

329. OR ARMS OR A BODY.

330. BUT SINCE YOU INSIST

331. I'LL DRIVE YOU ALL THE WAY OVER TO BLACKJACK'S RIGHT NOW.

332. JUST TRY TO RELAX UNTIL WE GET THERE.

333. THERE IT IS, WE'RE HERE.

334. UH, LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND YOU, KID.

335. OHH!

336. NICE WORMY, NICE WORMY.

337. NICE WORMY.

338. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

339. WHAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT DO TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU?

340. UNCLE CAP'N BLUE IS RIGHT.

341. I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS.

342. I SHOULD JUST TURN AROUND AND GO HOME.

343. MOTHER!

344. MOM!

345. Mrs. HELP ME!

346. THEY'RE TRAPPED IN THE BASEMENT.

347. MOM, DAD, QUICK!

348. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

349. OH, BUT IF WE LEAVE NOW, WE'LL MISS THE PARTY.

350. PARTY?

351. OH, WHY, YES.

352. WE'RE CELEBRATING YOUR COUSIN BLACKJACK'S

353. RELEASE FROM PRISON.

354. NOW IF YOUR KLUTZY MOTHER CAN STOP DROPPING HER PUNCH GLASS

355. LIKE SHE DROPPED THAT PICTURE FRAME...

356. I TOLD YOU, HAROLD, THAT WAS THE FUMIGATOR'S FAULT.

357. THE FUMIGATOR'S?

358. SO THAT WASN'T A CRIME SCENE I SAW AT YOUR HOUSE.

359. THE ONLY CRIME THAT EVER HAPPENED AT OUR HOUSE

360. WAS THE INFESTATION OF THOSE WORTHLESS KRILL

361. BUT THEY SHOULD BE GONE BY NOW.

362. SO YOU TWO AREN'T BEING TORTURED BY COUSIN BLACKJACK?

363. NO, SPONGEBOB, YOUR COUSIN BLACKJACK

364. HAS PAID HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY

365. AND RENOUNCED HIS CRIMINAL WAYS.

366. NEVER AGAIN WILL HE LITTER.

367. THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE MAN.

368. OH, WELL, HERE COMES THE MAN OF THE HOUR.

369. HE'S BEEN TALKING ALL DAY ABOUT

370. PLAYING WITH HIS LITTLE COUSIN AGAIN.

371. HE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT

372. JUMPING ROPE WITH YOU LIKE THE OLD DAYS.

373. DID YOU COME HERE TO QUIVER LIKE A JELLYFISH

374. OR DID YOU COME TO WRESTLE?

375. TO QUIVER.

376. I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A LITTLE MAN.

377. PREPARE TO RELIVE YOUR PAST IN THE PRESENT.

378. COME ON, LITTLE BOBBY.

379. DON'T LET HIM BEAT YOU.

380. YOU'VE GOT TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF THIS TIME.

381. THAT'S IT!

382. I AM NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

383. I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.

384. YOU WANT TO TUSSLE?

385. WELL, LET'S TUSSLE IT UP!

386. COUSIN BLACKJACK?

387. IN THE LIVING FLESH.

388. THAT TICKLES.

389. JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS, EH, COUSIN?

390. YEAH, BLACKJACK, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.