SpongeBob SquarePants 5x1

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After yet another attack on the Krusty Krab by Plankton, SpongeBob asks Mr. Krabs why they hate each other so much. Mr. Krabs tells his side of the story in a series of flashbacks.

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1. I CAN'T HEARYOU.

2. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

3. ♪ OHH...

4. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

5. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

6. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

7. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

8. ♪ READY?

9. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

10. FLIPPING BURGERS?

11. OH, HEY, KIDS.

12. POTTY AND I TOOK JOBS FLIPPING BURGERS SO WE CAN BE JUST LIKE OUR HERO

13. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

14. I TOOK THE JOB FOR THE FREE SODAS.

15. POTTY, DON'T YOU HAVE DISHES TO WASH?

16. ARGH...

17. OOH, HEY, KIDS, SAY HELLO TO MY BOSS, MR. PIRATESON.

18. ARGH...

19. ONE ORDER OF SCURVY FRIES, ONE LARGE BILGE WATER.

20. ARGH...

21. ARGH...

22. DIET BILGE WATER.

23. ARGH...

24. I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT, SIR.

25. AH...

26. P.U., WHAT DIED IN HERE?

27. OH, POTTY, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO TRY ME NEW PIRATE PATTIES.

28. I CALL THIS ONE

29. "BURIED TREASURE".

30. WHERE'D YOU DIG THAT ONE UP?

31. THIS ONE'S CALLED

32. "WALK THE PLANK".

33. I'M ALREADY "BORED" WITH THAT ONE.

34. THIS ONE WILL BLOW THAT LITTLE BIRD BRAIN OF YOURS.

35. BEHOLD, THE PATCHY PATTY.

36. AHOY.

37. OH, THAT'S THE WORST ONE YET.

38. POTTY PARROT, YOU ARE NEVER SUPPORTIVE OF ME.

39. I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE.

40. I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN.

41. PATCHY, NO.

42. YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME THAT A PATTY HAS COME BETWEEN TWO GOOD CHUMS.

43. IT HAPPENED ONCE IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

44. HERE, TAKE A LOOK WHILE I PULL MYSELF TOGETHER.

45. HMM, SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT.

46. FOR ME?

47. DON'T YOU FIND THIS A TAD SUSPICIOUS?

48. SUSPICION DOESN'T OLD A CANDLE TO BIRTHDAY WISHING.

49. SURPRISE!

50. DUCK!

51. DISENGAGE.

52. Mr. ME SECRET FORMULA!

53. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRABS!

54. DON'T FORGET YOUR CONDIMENTS, PLANKTON.

55. THAT A BOY, SPONGEBOB.

56. SAFE!

57. YOU'LL RUE THE DAY WE WERE BORN, KRABS.

58. I'LL BE BACK.

59. OH, BARNACLE.

60. WHY, MR. KRABS?

61. WHY DOES HE HATE US SO?

62. WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BLAME ME, SPONGEBOB.

63. THERE WAS A TIME WHEN PLANKTON AND I WERE...

64. BEST FRIENDS.

65. BEST FRIENDS?

66. FRIENDS AT BIRTH, YOU MIGHT SAY.

67. EVEN AS WEE ONES...

68. GOO.

69. AW...

70. Mr. THINGS WERE ALL PEACHES AND CREAM.

71. AW...

72. Mr. UNTIL WE HIT GRADE SCHOOL.

73. HEY, PLANKY, WHAT YOU DOING?

74. OH, JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING I THOUGHT I'D TRY OUT.

75. IDIOTS!

76. I'LL SHOW YOU WITH SCIENCE!

77. THIS CONCOCTION'S GONNA BLOW EVERYONE AWAY.

78. HOW'S THIS FOR A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, MR. BRAIN-A-TRON 5000?

79. OH, THEY'LL PAY FOR THIS ONE DAY, EUGENE.

80. DARN TOOTIN'.

81. HEY, BARNACLE BRAINS, I THINK YOU OWE PLANKTON AN APOLOGY.

82. YOU'RE RIGHT, PLANKTON, I'M SORRY.

83. SORRY YOU HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH RAG BOY.

84. YEAH, WHERE'D YOU DO YOUR CLOTHES SHOPPING, THE TRASH CAN?

85. Mr. 'TWAS TRUE, I DID GET ME CLOTHES FROM THE TRASH.

86. YOU SEE, WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, TIMES WERE TOUGH.

87. ME MOTHER HAD TO FASHION ME CLOTHES FROM RAGS.

88. THERE YOU GO, SON, YOU'RE OUTFIT'S ALL FINISHED.

89. IT'S A GOOD THING OLD MAN JENKINS WAS KIND ENOUGH TO SPARE HIS LAST WASHCLOTH.

90. OOPS...

91. I MISSED A SPOT.

92. Mr. THEN ONE DAY WHILE PLANKTON AND I PLOTTED OUR REVENGE

93. I MET THE LOVE OF ME LIFE.

94. WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S NET IS THAT?

95. IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING ME EYES HAVE EVER SEEN.

96. WHAT IS IT?

97. IT'S MONEY.

98. MONEY?

99. YEAH, YOU CAN BUY THINGS WITH IT.

100. BUY THINGS?

101. SO I SPENT IT ON A GIFT FOR ME BEST PAL, PLANKTON.

102. AH...!

103. WOW...

104. GOT YOUR SECRET RECIPE, MR. KRABS.

105. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT WENT THROUGH TO GET HERE.

106. I'VE GOT A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.

107. SO IF YOU GUYS WERE SUCH GREAT FRIENDS, WHAT HAPPENED?

108. YEAH, MR. KRABS, WHAT DID HAPPEN NEXT?

109. YEAH, I REALLY WANNA KNOW.

110. LISTEN UP, SQUIDWARD, 'CAUSE THIS IS WHERE IT GETS JUICY.

111. IT ALL BEGAN IN A PLACE CALLED...

112. STINKY BURGERS.

113. IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE TO GET A BURGER.

114. THE KIDS LOVED STINKY.

115. STINKY, STINKY...!

116. Mr. AND STINKY LOVED THE KIDS.

117. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, YOUNG'UNS?

118. MR. STINKY, I'LL HAVE ONE BURGER PLEASE.

119. ME TOO, STINKY.

120. NOW, NOW, KIDS, THERE'S PLENTY OF BURGERS FOR EVERYONE.

121. THAT'S WHY WE LIKE YOU SO MUCH, STINKY, YOU ALWAYS DELIVER THE GOODS.

122. WE DON'T LIKE STINKY, WE RESPECT HIM.

123. WELL, WHICH ONE IS IT, KIDS?

124. DO YOU LIKE OR RESPECT ME?

125. LIKE.

126. RESPECT.

127. LIKE!

128. RESPECT!

129. O.K., LET'S JUST MEET IN THE MIDDLE AND SAY YOU LI-SPECT ME.

130. Mr. EXCUSE US.

131. VALUABLE CUSTOMERS COMING THROUGH.

132. WHAT ARE THOSE DORKS DOING HERE?

133. TWO STINKY BURGERS, PLEASE.

134. DID YOUR BRAINS DRIBBLE OUT ONTO THE SIDEWALK YOU SLEPT ON LAST NIGHT?

135. IF IT'S BURGERS YOU WANT, GO AROUND BACK.

136. YEAH, STINKY!

137. THANKS FOR KEEPING THE NERDS OUT.

138. YOU'RE THE BEST, STINKY.

139. O.K., THAT'S ENOUGH, KIDS.

140. GATHER 'ROUND, CHILDREN.

141. THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA TELL YOU.

142. WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS VERY IMPORTANT.

143. IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, REMEMBER THAT...

144. WITHOUT YOUR KIND PATRONAGE, I'D BE A PENNILESS LOSER LIKE RAG BOY.

145. DO YOU TWO HAVE KELP FOR BRAINS?

146. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

147. IF YOU TWO YAHOOS KEEP COMING AROUND, YOU'LL DRIVE AWAY ALL THE NORMAL CUSTOMERS.

148. I'VE WORKED TOO LONG AND TOO HARD TO MAKE THIS A LI-SPECTABLE BUSINESS.

149. AS IT IS, I CAN BARELY AFFORD THE ESSENTIAL THINGS IN LIFE.

150. IS IT QUITTING TIME ALREADY?

151. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M OFF TO ENJOY SOME OF LIFE'S ESSENTIALS.

152. OOH...!

153. DID YOU HEAR THAT, KRABS?

154. BY COOKING BURGERS FOR THOSE CRETINS, HE WAS ABLE TO GAIN THEIR LI-SPECT.

155. DID YOU SEE THAT FAT STACK OF LOOT?

156. I BET IF SOMEONE MADE A BETTER BURGER, THEY'D HAVE A FATTER STACK OF LOOT.

157. BUT WHO HAS THE ABILITY TO MAKE SUCH A BURGER?

158. WHO HAS THE SKILL?

159. SKILL SCHMILL, KRABS BABY.

160. WHO NEEDS SKILL WHEN SCIENCE IS ON YOUR SIDE?

161. WE'LL MAKE THAT BURGER, AND WHEN WE DO

162. WE WILL RULE THE SCHOOL!

163. THE FIRST TIME WE MET.

164. IF I COULD ONLY HEAR HIS VOICE.

165. LESS TALKING AND MORE WORKING, JACK.

166. POTTY?

167. YOU CAME BACK TO APOLOGIZE.

168. I CAME TO TELL YOU TO GET BACK TO WORK.

169. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU...

170. ASSISTANT MANAGER?

171. HOW DID YOU GET TO BE ASSISTANT MANAGER?

172. A LITTLE THING CALLED A G.E.D., MY MAN.

173. OH, HERE WE GO WITH THE FANCY BOOK LEARNING.

174. CUSTOMERS LOVE ME COOKING.

175. WHY, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF DOGGY BAGS.

176. OH, POTTY, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

177. YOU JUST NEED SOME PRACTICE IS ALL.

178. OOH, ME PATTY'S DONE.

179. SMELLS LIKE AN UNSWABBED POOP DECK.

180. OH, FINE, I'LL TRY IT THEN.

181. AH...!

182. FOR THE CRIME OF BEFOULING ME TASTE BUDS, I ORDER YOU TO...

183. WALK THE PLANK!

184. AH...

185. OH, WELL, I BET SPONGEBOB'S FIRST PATTY DIDN'T GO SO WELL EITHER.

186. ROLL FILM.

187. A PERFECT PATTY ON THE FIRST TRY.

188. OH...

189. I'LL MAKE A POTTY PATTY OUT OF YOU.

190. YOU'RE UNSANITARY, PATCHY.

191. YOU KEEP HAMBURGER MEAT IN AN OLD BOOT.

192. WELL, THAT'S WHAT GIVES IT IT'S SPECIAL FLAVOR.

193. YOU'VE GOT RATS IN THE KITCHEN.

194. OH, I BRUSH AND SHAMPOO THEM DAILY.

195. WHO'S PATCHY'S LITTLE PRINCESS?

196. OW!

197. OH, MMM...

198. DON'T DO THAT.

199. AND YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM.

200. WHAT?

201. EVERY TIME?

202. THAT'S NOT ALL.

203. THIS IS A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

204. WHAT KIND OF A PIRATE WEARS A HAIRNET?

205. THE SAME KIND THAT WEARS A "KISS THE COOK" APRON.

206. WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW, POTTY, I MIGHT GET LUCKY.

207. YOU HEAR THAT, LADIES, PATCHY IS AVAILABLE.

208. NOW I FEEL SICK.

209. THAT'S IT, YOU FEATHERED SNAKE.

210. THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.

211. YOU MISSED.

212. IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?

213. NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.

214. ARGH...

215. ARGH...

216. YES, MR. PIRATESON.

217. YOU KIDS WATCH THE REST OF THE CARTOON, WHILE I WATCH POTTY GET FIRED.

218. Mr. ARGH...

219. COMING, MR. PIRATESON, SIR.

220. Mr. SO WE WENT BACK TO OUR SECRET HIDEAWAY...

221. THE DUMP.

222. TO PROVE TO THOSE CHOWDER HEADS THAT A BURGER COULD BE SEMI-EDIBLE

223. AND EASY TO SWALLOW.

224. WE MADE SURE TO KEEP CAREFUL RECORD OF OUR PROGRESS.

225. GENTLY.

226. GENTLY.

227. Mr. WE FINALLY EMERGED WITH THE BEST-LOOKING BURGER UNDER THE SEA.

228. WE WENT BACK TO STINKY'S TO RUB OUR PATTY IN THOSE KIDS' GREASY FACES.

229. BUT STINKY'S HAD BEEN SHUT DOWN BY ORDER OF THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT.

230. SO WE SEIZED THE OPPORTUNITY, AND CONVERTED OUR HANGOUT TO A RESTAURANT.

231. OUR VENTURE INTO CAPITALISM BEGAN.

232. $1, PLEASE.

233. THERE YOU ARE, SIR.

234. Mr. 'TWAS ME FIRST DOLLAR I'D EVER EARNED.

235. AND 'TWAS ALSO THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH MONEY.

236. HEY...

237. YOU'RE BURGERS ARE EVEN WORSE THAN STINKY'S.

238. WE CAN BARELY KEEP 'EM DOWN.

239. IF IT WEREN'T FOR STINKY'S SHUTTIN' DOWN, NO ONE WOULD EAT HERE.

240. NOW GIVE ME A BURGER.

241. I'M STARVING.

242. JUST LOOK AT THEM, EUGENE.

243. THE VERY PEOPLE WHO RIDICULED ME ARE NOW FEASTING ON MY RECIPE.

244. I THOUGHT IT WAS OUR RECIPE.

245. I'M RULING THEIR STOMACHS.

246. AND SOON, I WILL BE RULING THEIR MINDS.

247. BUT WHAT ABOUT SATISFYING THE CUSTOMER?

248. BARNACLES TO THE CUSTOMER.

249. I'M TALKING ABOUT RULING THE WORLD!

250. AND WITH THIS SECRET RECIPE, NOTHING WILL STOP ME.

251. GIVE ME THAT.

252. STOP, YOU'RE GONNA BUST IT.

253. BURGERS AREN'T FOR RULING WORLDS.

254. I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, EUGENE, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU.

255. COULD YOU COME CLOSER?

256. MAYBE STAND ON THE TILE IN FRONT OF YOU.

257. WHICH ONE?

258. THE ONE THAT SAYS "EJECT"

259. OR THE ONE THAT SAYS "TRAP DOOR"?

260. OH, EITHER ONE WILL DO.

261. WHAT I WAS SAYING WAS...

262. YOU'LL REGRET THIS ONE DAY.

263. AND HE ALWAYS DID.

264. LIES!

265. HOLD ON THERE, ME BOY.

266. WE DON'T NEED TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT AGAIN.

267. VERY TOUCHING, BUT COMPLETELY FALSE.

268. DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

269. WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM THE TRUTH?

270. IT DIDHAPPEN THAT WAY DIDN'T IT MR. KRABS?

271. MOST OF IT IS TRUE, EXCEPT FOR WHAT REALLYHAPPENED.

272. WE HAD CREATED THE TASTIEST BURGER.

273. THAT'S WHEN THINGS BECAME UNSAVORY.

274. FIRST, WE RULE THEIR STOMACHS, AND THEN...

275. THEIR MONEY.

276. BUT WHAT ABOUT SATISFYING THE CUSTOMERS?

277. BARNACLES TO THE CUSTOMERS.

278. I'M TALKING ABOUT COINS, CASH, WALLETS, BACK ACCOUNTS.

279. AND WITH THIS SECRET RECIPE, NOTHING WILL STOP ME!

280. GIVE ME THAT.

281. STOP, YOU'RE GONNA BUST IT.

282. THIS ISN'T ABOUT MONEY, EUGENE.

283. MALARKEY.

284. YOU'LL REGRET THIS ONE DAY!

285. OUCH.

286. HUH?

287. OUR LITTLE SQUABBLE ONLY GOT ME PART OF THE RECIPE.

288. GOSH, MR. PLANKTON

289. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE MR. KRABS STORY AT ALL.

290. THAT'S BECAUSE IT ISN'T.

291. KAREN?

292. YOU'RE BOTH LIARS.

293. THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED AT ALL.

294. IN THOSE DAYS, I WAS JUST STARTING OUT AS A SECURITY SYSTEM.

295. PLANKTON AND I MET WHEN HE INSTALLED ME.

296. IT WAS ONLY OUR THIRD DATE.

297. ANYWAYS, I RECORDED THE WHOLE THING IN MY DATABANKS.

298. NOW THAT'S A HANDSOME LOOKING BURGER.

299. YOU SAID IT, OLD CHUM.

300. Mr. ATTENTION, GET YOUR PLANKTON AND KRABS PATTIES RIGHT HERE.

301. YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO OPEN A IN A DUMP?

302. WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?

303. I'D KNOW THAT THEME SONG ANYWHERE.

304. IT'S OLD MAN JENKINS.

305. Mr. OLD MAN JENKINS?

306. I'VE JUST BEEN SEARCHING FOR SOME NEW SHOES FOR OLD BESSIE.

307. YOU HELPED ME MOM AND ME THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES.

308. IT WOULD BE AN HONOR IF YOU'D BE THE FIRST TO TRY OUR DELICIOUS BURGERS.

309. WHY, I'D BE HAPPY TO.

310. YEAH!

311. Mr. "PLAB PATTY'S K.O. OLD MAN J."

312. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE POISONED THAT SWEET OLD GUY.

313. WELL, HE IS OLD.

314. HEY, THAT GUY'S LIKE FAMILY TO ME.

315. WELL, IT WAS YOUR FAULT THE PATTY WAS TAINTED.

316. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT TOO MUCH SEAWEED SAUCE IN THE BURGER.

317. YOU LET IT SIT OUT TOO LONG.

318. THAT'S WHAT DID IT.

319. I'M TAKING THE RECIPE AND FIXING IT.

320. NO WAY, THAT RECIPE'S MINE.

321. STOP, YOU'RE GONNA...

322. YOU WANNA FIGHT OVER THIS RECIPE, I'LL GIVE YOU A FIGHT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.

323. WELL, THAT'S RUINED.

324. BUT NO USE LETTING THIS GO TO WASTE.

325. THESE KIDS'LL EAT ANYTHING.

326. I'VE DONE IT.

327. I'VE DISCOVERED THE PERFECT PATTY BATTER.

328. MEANWHILE, PLANKTON WAS BACK AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

329. BUT THIS TIME HE WAS GOING IT ALONE.

330. OH, NO YOU DON'T.

331. THIS IS MY TURF.

332. I THINK NOT, RAG BOY.

333. WHAT?

334. WHY I OUGHT TO SQUASH YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU LITTLE...

335. GET OUT OF MY FACE.

336. HEY LOOK, NERD FIGHT.

337. I GOT $5 ON RAG BOY.

338. AH-HAH!

339. WE'LL LET THE CUSTOMERS DECIDE WHO'S BURGER'S BETTER.

340. STEP RIGHT UP, GENTS.

341. GET A DELICIOUS CHUM BURGER RIGHT HERE.

342. BIG JOHNNY WILL EAT ANYTHING.

343. HAVE A CHUM BURGER, JOHNNY SIR.

344. PLANKTON HAD PIECED TOGETHER HIS OWN CREATION USING MEMORY AND SCIENCE.

345. GO ON, SIR, TELL YOUR BUDDIES WHAT YOU THINK.

346. I'M GONNA TRY ONE OF RAG BOY'S BURGERS.

347. HERE YOU ARE, SIR.

348. YOU ARE THE FIRST TO TASTE KRABBY PATTY.

349. FLAVOR!

350. EDIBLE!

351. WE CAN ACTUALLY HOLD IT DOWN.

352. THIS IS THE MOST "FLAVORTASTIC" SENSATION

353. MY STILL-DEVELOPING TASTE BUDS HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED!

354. I'LL SHOW YOU, KRABS.

355. I'LL STEAL THAT CURSED RECIPE FROM YOU ONE DAY.

356. AND I WON'T STOP TILL I DO.

357. WHOO HOO!

358. HA!

359. MY RECIPE WAS...

360. IS...

361. AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST.

362. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THAT RECIPE IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME!

363. YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

364. WILL YOU MEN STOP YELLING AT EACH OTHER?

365. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET A RECIPE RUIN SUCH A WONDERFUL FRIENDSHIP.

366. YOU WERE MY ONLY TRUE FRIEND THAT DIDN'T HAVE A PRESIDENT PRINTED ON HIM.

367. BUT MONEY DOESN'T TALK BACK.

368. MY LIFE HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT A LONG LINE OF DISAPPOINTMENT SINCE WE BECAME ENEMIES.

369. ALL THESE YEARS, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO STEAL YOUR FORMULA.

370. BUT I WAS REALLY JUST TRYING TO STEAL BACK OUR FRIENDSHIP.

371. REALLY?

372. IT'S ALL I EVER REALLY WANTED, TO GET BACK TO THE WAY IT USED TO BE.

373. YOU AND ME AGAINST THE WORLD.

374. HOW ABOUT A HUG, KRABS, OLD PAL?

375. I'D LIKE THAT, PLANKY, OLD CHUM.

376. DOESN'T THIS WARM YOUR HEART, KAREN?

377. I SUPPOSE IT WOULD, IF I HAD ONE.

378. I'M SORRY, KRABS OLD BUDDY.

379. Mr. ME TOO, ME TOO...

380. NOW, KAREN.

381. BACK OFF, RAG BOY.

382. SABOTAGE!

383. GO, KAREN.

384. OH, THAT PLANKTON NEVER LEARNS, DOES HE, KIDS?

385. AS FOR ME, I DECIDED TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO CATCH UP ON ME READING.

386. YOU DIDN'T TAKE TIME OFF.

387. YOU GOT FIRED.

388. HEY, YOU GOT FIRED, TOO.

389. I GOT A GOLDEN PARACHUTE.

390. WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPLACE ME.

391. LOOKS LIKE THEY ALREADY DID.

392. WHAT?

393. THEY LET A SMELLY, HAIRY, FLEABAG LIKE THAT SERVE FOOD?

394. HEY, WATCH IT, APE!

395. OOH, OW, OW...

396. WATCH THE PATCH!

397. OW, NO, PLEASE...

398. I HAVE A TOMATO ALLERGY.

399. OW!

400. RIGHT IN THE BUNS.

401. OW, OOH, OW!

402. AND SO, KIDS, ALWAYS REMEMBER TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, UNLESS YOU'RE PATCHY.

403. THEN JUST STAY IN BED.