SpongeBob SquarePants 4x20

Directed by

Pat Morita as Master Udon

SpongeBob receives an invitation to take part in a competition on mysterious Karate Island for the chance to be crowned "King of Karate." SpongeBob and Sandy arrive at Karate Island and it turns out that it was just all a set-up to make SpongeBob buy real estate.

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1. ARE YA READY, KIDS?

2. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

3. I CAN'T HEARYOU!

4. AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

5. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

6. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

7. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

8. ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

9. ♪ READY?

10. ♪ BEST DAY EVER

11. HEY, GARY!

12. MAO?

13. " WHYIS THIS THE BEST DAY EVER," YOU ASK?

14. BECAUSE, GARY,

15. FOLLOWED BY A VIGOROUS MIDDAY SESSION OF KARATE WITH SANDY.

16. AND AN AFTERNOON JELLYFISHING WITH PATRICK,

17. WHERE I'LL UNVEIL MY NEWEST, MOST PRIZED POSSESSION,

18. THE DELUXE JELLY-SLAYER COMPOSITE PRO!

19. AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE,

20. EVERY ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS JOINING TOGETHER FOR SQUIDWARD'S CLARINET RECITAL!

21. I AM SO EXCITED I THINK I'M GONNA EXPLODE!

22. ♪ BEST DAY EVER

23. ♪ BEST DAY EVER

24. ♪ BEST DAY EVER

25. ♪ BEST DAY EVER

26. GET OUT OF THE WAY, BOY!

27. WHOA!

28. ME BUILDIN'S BEEN CONDEMNED, BO.

29. WE GOT OURSELVES A NEMATODE INFESTATION.

30. BUT...

31. THE BEST DAY EVER STARTS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!

32. GUYS, I'M SORRY, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

33. GUYS...

34. YOU'RE RUINING THE...

35. ♪ BEST DAY...

36. WAIT, NO.

37. ♪ BEST DAY, UM...

38. HUH?

39. KEEP PLAYIN', LAD!

40. TAKE THE DEVILISH SONS OF THE SEA AWAY FROM ME RESTAURANT!

41. WHOA, I GOTTA GET TO SANDY'S!

42. WAIT TILL SANDY GETS A LOAD OF THESE ADHESIVE KARATE GLOVES.

43. HAI-YAH!

44. WHOA!

45. HAI...

46. YAH!

47. SPONGEBOB!

48. WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOIN'?

49. OH, JUST A LITTLE SOMETHIN' I LIKE TO CALL KARATE!

50. I CAN'T RIGHT NOW, SPONGEBOB.

51. I GOT A LEAK IN MY ROOF THE SIZE OF A FULL-GROWN QUARTER HORSE!

52. MM-HMM, I SEE.

53. O.K., THEN, I'LL COME BACK LATER.

54. HAI-YAH!

55. KNOCK...

56. IT...

57. OFF!

58. IT STOPPED?

59. SPONGEBOB.

60. YEAH?

61. HANG ON, I'M GOIN' TO GET SOME SEALANT AND PATCH-N-TROWEL.

62. NO KRABBY PATTIES, NO KARATE.

63. BUT AT LEAST I STILL HAVE JELLYFISHING WITH-

64. HEY, THERE HE IS NOW!

65. WAIT FOR ME, PATRICK.

66. I'VE GOT A BRAND-NEW...

67. WHAT'S WRONG, PATRICK?

68. I BROKE MY NET!

69. WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, I BROUGHT MY OLD NET!

70. FOR ME?

71. YEAH, I WON'T BE NEEDIN' IT, NOW THAT I GOT MY BRAND-NEW...

72. SPONGEBOB!

73. I BROKE...

74. CAN I USE THIS ONE?

75. WELL, ACTUALLY, PATRICK, THAT'S MY BRAND-NEW NET.

76. YEAH?

77. O.K., PATRICK, IT'S MY TURN, NOW.

78. HEY, PATRICK?

79. PAT, OLD BUDDY?

80. PAT, PATRICK, IT'S, IT'S MY TURN NOW.

81. WHEE!

82. I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU AT THE CONCERT.

83. ♪ IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER

84. OH, THIS "BEST DAY EVER" ISN'T GOIN' SO GOOD.

85. NO WORK, NO KARATE, NO JELLYFISHING.

86. HEY, I STILL HAVE SQUIDWARD'S CONCERT!

87. I WON'T LET THIS ONE SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS.

88. HEY, SQUIDWARD.

89. SQUIDWARD, WHAT'S WRONG?

90. THE CONCERT IS RUINED.

91. MY REED IS SHOT, SEE?

92. I'M FINISHED.

93. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN!

94. I CAME HERE FOR A CONCERT,

95. AND DARN IT, I AM GONNA GET ONE!

96. BUT MY REED!

97. NOW PLAY.

98. BUT...

99. I SAID PLAY!

100. NOT BAD.

101. NOW GET IN THERE AND GIVE ME A CONCERT TO REMEMBER!

102. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN', KID?

103. I'M GONNA SEE SQUIDWARD PLAY HIS CLARINET.

104. TODAY'S MY BEST DAY EVER!

105. WHERE'S YOUR TICKET?

106. ONE TICKET COMIN' RIGHT UP, CAP'N.

107. MUST BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

108. I DON'T HAVE A TICKET.

109. NO TICKET, NO ENTRY.

110. BUT...

111. NO TICKET, NO ENTRY!

112. "OH, DEAR.

113. I DON'T HAVE A TICKET.

114. BUT I WANT TO GO TO THE SHOW."

115. "HMM, WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

116. "OH, I KNOW.

117. I'LL JUST SNEAK IN THE BACK DOOR."

118. OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

119. SPONGEBOB, YOU ARE SO...

120. "TICKET, PLEASE."

121. WHOA!

122. TICKET, MA'AM.

123. CERTAINLY.

124. SPONGEBOB?

125. YOU!

126. THIS TIME I'M GONNA...

127. WAIT A MINUTE, DID YOU SAY SPONGEBOB?

128. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?

129. YOU'RE ON THE V.I.P. LIST.

130. A RESERVED SEAT.

131. NEXT TO MY FRIENDS.

132. I MADE IT!

133. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SIT DOWN AND...

134. NO...

135. NO, IT IS NOTOVER.

136. HUH?

137. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY PERFECT DAY.

138. BUT THEN EVERYTHING...

139. SIT DOWN!

140. THEN EVERYTHING TURNED TO DOO-DOO.

141. IT'S O.K., SPONGEBOB.

142. NO, IT'S NOT O.K.!

143. THIS WAS GONNA BE MY BEST DAY EVER.

144. STARTING WITH DOING THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD,

145. WORKING AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.

146. BOY, YOU SAVED ME BARNACLE THE WAY YOU PUT THE RUN ON THEM NEMATODES.

147. YEAH, I GUESS SO.

148. BUT THEN I WAS GONNA DO KARATE WITH SANDY.

149. I KNOW, BUT YOU SAVED THE TREE DOME.

150. PRETTY COOL, IF YOU ASK ME.

151. I SUPPOSE.

152. BUT THEN I WAS GONNA GO JELLYFISHING WITH PATRICK.

153. WELL, BUT THEN YOU, UH, WHAT'D YOU DO, AGAIN?

154. AND I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT I SUPPOSE IF YOU HADN'T FIXED MY REED,

155. THE CONCERT WOULD'VE BEEN A BUST.

156. YOU SEE, SPONGEBOB?

157. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU OR YOUR PERFECT DAY OR ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

158. IT'S NOT?

159. NO.

160. IT'S ABOUT US.

161. IT IS?

162. YEP, AND SINCE YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB,

163. WE WANNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

164. YOU DO?

165. SO JUST TELL US ANYTHING YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES,

166. AND IT'S YOURS.

167. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

168. TONIGHT, THE BIKINI BOTTOM PLAYERS PROUDLY PRESENT

169. A VERY EXPENSIVEPRODUCTION OF THE BEST DAY EVER.

170. AND IT BETTER BE GOOD, FOR ALL IT'S COSTIN' ME.

171. THAT WASN'T IN THE BUDGET!

172. HEY!

173. ♪ IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER

174. HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS UP?

175. JUST TILL HIS LITTLE HEART GIVES OUT, SQUIDWARD.

176. JUST TILL HIS LITTLE HEART GIVES OUT.

177. PATRICK!

178. HAPPY BEST FRIEND- WHOA.

179. THIS CHEWING GUM IS MY MOST BELOVED POSSESSION.

180. AND I'M GIVIN' IT TO MY BESTEST FRIEND ON BEST FRIENDS DAY.

181. PATRICK, I AM... TRULY HONORED, AND...

182. WHAT'S WRONG, BUDDY?

183. YOU GOT ME SUCH AN AMAZING GIFT, AND ALL I GOT YOU WAS...

184. THAT.

185. Greetings, I am Robo 2.1, your personal robot servant.

186. I am proficient in providing over 250,000 creature comforts.

187. Would you care for a pastry?

188. YUM!

189. SWEET, HOT AND JUICY.

190. SPONGEBOB, THIS IS A GREAT GIFT!

191. OH, THANKS FOR YOUR APPRECIATION, PATRICK,

192. BUT IT'S NO GIANT, OLD, USED BALL OF GUM.

193. AW, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, SPONGEBOB.

194. I LOVE MY GIFT!

195. IN FACT, I'LL GO PLAY WITH IT RIGHT NOW!

196. COME ON, ROBO.

197. Coming, Master Patrick.

198. OH, SPONGEBOB?

199. YOU DON'T MIND IF I SAY GOOD-BYE TO GUMMY, DO YOU?

200. NO, NOT AT ALL.

201. THANKS.

202. GOOD-BYE, GUMMY.

203. YOU BE GOOD TO SPONGEBOB, YOU HEAR?

204. I LOVE YOU, TOO, GUMMY.

205. WELP, HE'S ALL YOURS!

206. O, MAJESTIC AND MUCH-MASTICATED GUMMY,

207. ALTHOUGH I AM NOT WORTHY TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE,

208. MAY MY HUMBLE ABODE PLEASE YOU.

209. OH, YOU SURE ARE A BIG BOY, AREN'T YOU?

210. WHOO...

211. HEY, I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS.

212. WITH A LITTLE KARATE!

213. HAI-YAH, WHOA!

214. WHEW!

215. OH, GUMMY, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CENTERPIECE YOU MAKE!

216. WITH YOUR... DIRTY SOCK, AND USED TOOTHBRUSH,

217. FLIES, AND MOLDY... PIZZA.

218. GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, SPONGEBO.

219. IT'S NOT SO BAD.

220. AFTER ALL, IT ISA GIFT FROM PATRICK.

221. YOU'RE... NOT... PATRICK.

222. I'M SORRY, PATRICK, BUT YOUR GIFT HAS GOTTO GO!

223. GOOD-BYE, STINK BALL.

224. SEE YOU NEVER!

225. HEY, SPONGEBOB, WHAT YA DOING?

226. It appears that he's throwing Gummy away.

227. WHAT, IS THAT TRUE?

228. NO WAY, PATRICK.

229. WELL, THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?

230. WELL, YOU SEE, I LIKED GUMMY, AND I DECIDED TO DRESS HIM UP.

231. ISN'T THIS A CUTE LOOK?

232. HMM...

233. BOLD, YET UNDERSTATED.

234. A BRILLIANT IDEA, SPONGEBOB!

235. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

236. COME ON, ROBO.

237. LET'S FIND MORE BELLYBUTTON LINT.

238. O.K., NO SIGN OF PATRICK.

239. BETTER MAKE THIS FAST.

240. GET READY FOR YOUR DIRT NAP, GUMMY.

241. SPONGEBOB!

242. GAH...

243. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

244. I'M WAITING.

245. UH, I WAS DIGGING A HOLE.

246. SO I COULD GET A BETTER VIEW OF GUMMY,

247. 'CAUSE HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE.

248. ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.

249. SEE, PATRICK?

250. THE VIEW IS BEAUTIFUL DOWN HERE!

251. YEAH, HE DOES LOOK RATHER DASHING FROM THIS ANGLE.

252. BE THAT AS IT MAY, GUMMY MUST BE DISPLAYED PROPERLY AND PROUDLY.

253. AND I KNOW JUST THE PLACE.

254. ISN'T HE BREATH-TAKING UP THERE?

255. ALL RIGHTY, SPONGEBOB, WE GOTTA GO.

256. I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO USE A FORK, RIGHT, ROBO?

257. 'Twill be my pleasure, Master.

258. BY THE WAY, YOUR HOUSE LOOKS A MILLION TIMES BETTER!

259. THANKS.

260. OH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, GARY?

261. IT'S HIDEOUS.

262. MAO?

263. WISHFUL THINKING, GARY.

264. WHAT BURGLAR WOULD WANT TO STEAL THAT THING?

265. SHH.

266. WHO ARE YOU?

267. WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

268. UH, UP THERE?

269. OH, THANK NEPTUNE!

270. HEY, GUYS, I FOUND A WAY OUT, COME ON!

271. I'M FREE!

272. I'M FREE!

273. I'M SUGAR-FREE!

274. WHOA!

275. OW!

276. WHAT IN TARNATION?

277. OH, MY GOSH, SPONGEBOB!

278. SPONGEBOB?

279. SPONGEBOB, OPEN UP!

280. UH, SANDY.

281. SPONGEBOB?

282. HI, SANDY.

283. LOOKS LIKE I GOT MYSELF INTO A... PRETTY STICKY SITUATION.

284. OH, MY GOSH.

285. HOW LONG YOU BEEN STUCK THERE, SPONGEBOB?

286. ALL DAY.

287. WELL, YOUR OLD PAL SANDY KNOWS HOW TO CUT YOU DOWN.

288. NO.

289. WAIT, SANDY.

290. THE MORE YOU TOUCH IT, THE ANGRIER IT GETS.

291. AW, THAT'S JUST CRAZY TALK.

292. HAI-YAH!

293. TOLD YA.

294. HUH?

295. SAVE YOURSELF, SANDY.

296. RUN AWAY BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE... ME!

297. OH, COME ON, NOW, THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY.

298. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

299. YAH!

300. HANG ON TIGHT, SPONGEBOB.

301. YEAH, ALL RIGHTY.

302. COME ON, OL' BLUE!

303. DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME!

304. DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!

305. DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!

306. COME ON, NOW, DO IT!

307. COME ON!

308. WHAT THE?

309. JUST LET IT GO, SQUIDWARD.

310. LET IT GO.

311. DON'T GET INVOLVED, SQUIDWARD.

312. OF COURSE.

313. I'M O.K.

314. WHAT'S THIS?

315. SPONGEBOB, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

316. NOW PATRICK, I CAN EXPLAIN.

317. IT'S, IT'S...

318. IT'S AMAZING!

319. IT'S LIKE A GUMMY WONDERLAND.

320. WHEE!

321. WOW.

322. I WISH I WERE HAVIN' THIS MUCH FUN.

323. I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT.

324. PATRICK, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

325. Would you care for a massage, Master?

326. ENOUGH ALREADY.

327. SHEESH.

328. SO YOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING, SPONGEBOB?

329. UH, WELL, OOH, HOW CAN I PUT THIS?

330. AW, JUST COME RIGHT OUT AND-

331. WILL YOU STOP?

332. JUST STOP.

333. GET ON WITH IT, SPONGEBOB.

334. WRAP IT UP.

335. SQUIDWARD?

336. SANDY?

337. GEE, EVERYONE IS HAVIN' FUN WITH MY GUMMY BUT ME.

338. I, I MEAN YOURGUMMY.

339. PATRICK, DO YOU MISS YOUR GUMMY?

340. UH-HUH.

341. WELL, IT'S STILL BEST FRIENDS DAY.

342. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR GUMMY BACK?

343. YES!

344. IT'S YOURS, BUDDY.

345. BUT FIRST YOU GOTTA GET US OUT OF THIS.

346. WELL, THAT'S EASY.

347. TOLD YOU IT WAS EASY.

348. WOW!

349. THIS IS THE BEST BEST FRIENDS DAY EVER!