1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain.Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. Captioning sponsored byCopy !req
6. One Monster
Krabby Patty, please.Copy !req
7. Humph. No one's ordered
a Monster Patty in ages.Copy !req
8. SpongeBob?Copy !req
9. One Monster Krabby Patty.Copy !req
10. D-d-did you say
a M-Monster Krabby Patty?Copy !req
11. Uh, one Monster Krabby Patty.Copy !req
12. Huh?Copy !req
13. Monster Krabby Patty?Copy !req
14. Monster Krabby Patty?Copy !req
15. Monster Krabby Patty?Copy !req
16. Oh, dear Neptune.Copy !req
17. Oh, boy.Copy !req
18. We can do this!Copy !req
19. At the count of three, we flip!Copy !req
20. Ready?Copy !req
21. One...Copy !req
22. two...Copy !req
23. three!Copy !req
24. Oh... bad.Copy !req
25. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
26. Go on.Copy !req
27. Well, we'd better
get back to work.Copy !req
28. Work?Copy !req
29. How could I go back to work
without...Copy !req
30. without Spat?Copy !req
31. Use another spatula.Copy !req
32. What?Copy !req
33. There is only one spatula
for me,Copy !req
34. and that is Spat.Copy !req
35. Spat, wait up! Spat!Copy !req
36. I'm coming, Spat!Copy !req
37. Oh, Spat.Copy !req
38. We've been through
so much together.Copy !req
39. Oh...Copy !req
40. uh-huh...Copy !req
41. There's no easy way
to say this.Copy !req
42. SpongeBob, if I were you,Copy !req
43. I would give serious
considerationCopy !req
44. to start thinking about...
a replacement spatula.Copy !req
45. Go home, get some rest.Copy !req
46. We'll... try to do
everything we can.Copy !req
47. Thank you, Doctor.Copy !req
48. Oh, I'm not a doctor.Copy !req
49. I'm an actor
researching for a role.Copy !req
50. Yes! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
51. I am so totally
gonna get this part!Copy !req
52. Replacement spatula?Copy !req
53. How could anything
ever replace...Copy !req
54. Hey, look at that!Copy !req
55. Ooh!Copy !req
56. Looks fancy.Copy !req
57. So shiny...Copy !req
58. Oh, those lines, so... sleek.Copy !req
59. What am I talking about?Copy !req
60. I don't need this!Copy !req
61. Maybe I do need this.Copy !req
62. I would give serious
consideration to...Copy !req
63. a replacement spatula.Copy !req
64. Ow!Copy !req
65. Uh-uh. No touchy-touchy
the Le Spatula.Copy !req
66. It's very, very
expensive.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
67. Of course, if you
purchase this fine item,Copy !req
68. you may... hold it.Copy !req
69. Well, I've got some
loose change in my pocket.Copy !req
70. Will this cover it?Copy !req
71. Um...Copy !req
72. mm, mm, mm...
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm...Copy !req
73. mm...Copy !req
74. No.Copy !req
75. How about now?Copy !req
76. No.Copy !req
77. Now?Copy !req
78. No.Copy !req
79. Now?No.Copy !req
80. Now?
No.Copy !req
81. Now?No.Copy !req
82. Now?Copy !req
83. No.Copy !req
84. That's everything I have.Copy !req
85. Now can I buy Le Spatula?Copy !req
86. Everything, huh?Copy !req
87. Nice outfit.Copy !req
88. Good evening, sir.Copy !req
89. Yaah!Copy !req
90. Hmph!Copy !req
91. Oh!
Hey, Granny,
what's shakin'?Copy !req
92. Mm, breezy today, heh.Copy !req
93. Nice outfit, SpongeBob!Copy !req
94. Thanks, Squidward.Copy !req
95. It was worth
every penny.Copy !req
96. What's all
the lollygagging about?Copy !req
97. Mr. Krabs,
get a load of SpongeBob!Copy !req
98. This better be good!Copy !req
99. Soon everyone will know
of your beauty.Copy !req
100. All right,
what's going on in... Oh!Copy !req
101. Don't you have
any shame, boy?Copy !req
102. All my shame went in here,
Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
103. Le Spa-tu-ler!Copy !req
104. What in blazes isthat?Copy !req
105. Oh, just the answer to our
little production dilemma.Copy !req
106. Well, what can it do?Copy !req
107. Can it make me famous?Copy !req
108. Anything you want and more!Copy !req
109. Ooh, that sounds exciting.Copy !req
110. Let me have a go at it!Copy !req
111. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs,
no can do.Copy !req
112. What? Are you going against
your commanding officer?Copy !req
113. No, it's not that.Copy !req
114. It's just that this is a highly
developed piece of engineeringCopy !req
115. that takes quality time
to master.Copy !req
116. With that fancy machinery,
I expect youCopy !req
117. to make Krabby Patties
twice as fast.Copy !req
118. Oh, I don't think
that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
119. In fact...Copy !req
120. Le Spatula 3000,Copy !req
121. at your service.Copy !req
122. Huh! Impressive.Copy !req
123. Well, let's see that thing
impress me even more—Copy !req
124. by bringing in
more customersCopy !req
125. and more money
in me pocket.Copy !req
126. Oh, you won't believe what
Le Spatula is capable of.Copy !req
127. Ready to show 'em, buddy?Copy !req
128. Oh, it's okay,
no need to be shy.Copy !req
129. It's always tough
the first day on the job.Copy !req
130. Uh, can I get one
Krabby Patty, please?Copy !req
131. SpongeBob, I need
one Krabby Patty.Copy !req
132. One Krabby Patty coming up
lickety-split.Copy !req
133. Huh?Copy !req
134. Spat, is there
something wrong, pal?Copy !req
135. I would not dare touch such slop
as this, how you say,Copy !req
136. Krabby Patty!Copy !req
137. I am designed for the utmost
in culinary cuisine.Copy !req
138. No less!Copy !req
139. But... but I thought
we were friends.Copy !req
140. Friends with you? Ha!Copy !req
141. We are not even
in the same social class!Copy !req
142. Have a nice life of mediocrity,
fry cook!Copy !req
143. Le Spatula, wait!Copy !req
144. I gave up everything for you!Copy !req
145. We had something!Copy !req
146. How's thatfor something?Copy !req
147. Au revoir, peasant!Copy !req
148. Have fun ladling
in your greasy spoon!Copy !req
149. What happened?Copy !req
150. My spatula's gone, Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
151. But how are you
gonna flip Krabby PattiesCopy !req
152. without a spatu-ler?Copy !req
153. I hada spatula once,Copy !req
154. a realspatula,Copy !req
155. one that stood by me
through thick and thin,Copy !req
156. through grease and gristle,Copy !req
157. and I betrayed his loyalty...Copy !req
158. like a fool!Copy !req
159. I always did like
your old spatu-ler.Copy !req
160. He got the job done
right every time.Copy !req
161. You're right, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
162. The truemeasure of a good
spatula is by his actions,Copy !req
163. not by some fancy chrome
and buttons!Copy !req
164. I've got to find my old spatula!Copy !req
165. Go to him!
Go now, boy!Copy !req
166. Go before I lose
all me customers!Copy !req
167. Spatula?Copy !req
168. It can't be true!Copy !req
169. It's too late!Copy !req
170. SpongeBob, I... I
hate to tell you this.Copy !req
171. I know! He's moved on to that
big kitchen drawer in the sky!Copy !req
172. He's... gone!Copy !req
173. Actually,
it's not that.Copy !req
174. I didn't get
the acting part.Copy !req
175. Oh, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
176. Oh, by the way,Copy !req
177. that's not your spatula.Copy !req
178. Your buddy's all patched
up in the infirmary.Copy !req
179. Spatula!Copy !req
180. Old buddy!
Oh, I'm so glad you're better!Copy !req
181. Spatula, what's wrong?Copy !req
182. But I didn't mean to betray you.Copy !req
183. Mr. Krabs needed a replacement.Copy !req
184. Krabby Patties don't flip
themselves, you know.Copy !req
185. It was a moment
of weakness!Copy !req
186. I'm sorry!Copy !req
187. Oh, what have I done?Copy !req
188. What have I done?Copy !req
189. All that glitters is not gold.Copy !req
190. Good-bye, best friend!Copy !req
191. I'll never find
another spatula like him again.Copy !req
192. Spatula?Copy !req
193. You're back!Copy !req
194. Oh, Spatula,
now that we're together again,Copy !req
195. nothing will ever separate us.Copy !req
196. One Monster Krabby Patty.Copy !req
197. Okay, buddy, we can do this.Copy !req
198. Ready? One... two...Copy !req
199. three!Copy !req
200. Ooh!Copy !req
201. Nothing. Ah, well.Copy !req
202. That sounds like a quarter
crying for help.Copy !req
203. Come to papa!Copy !req
204. Hold it right there, buddy.Copy !req
205. My son just dropped
that quarter.Copy !req
206. Yeah? Well, that kid
looks pretty shifty to me.Copy !req
207. How do I know
he didn't steal it?Copy !req
208. Hey!Copy !req
209. That little brat's throwing
perfectly good money away!Copy !req
210. Oh, so if I
can't have it,Copy !req
211. no one...Copy !req
212. I hope he throws all your
retirement money down a hole!Copy !req
213. Poor little quarter.Copy !req
214. What the...?Copy !req
215. This well is full of money!Copy !req
216. Don't worry, little fellas!Copy !req
217. I'll save you!Copy !req
218. Oh, it's no use.Copy !req
219. Me poop deck's too big.Copy !req
220. Make a wish, dear.Copy !req
221. All my wishes
have already come true.Copy !req
222. Oh, you.Copy !req
223. No!Copy !req
224. I'll save you, money!Copy !req
225. Gotcha!Copy !req
226. What do you heartless
brutes think you're doing?Copy !req
227. Um, using the wishing well.Copy !req
228. Well, you toss in a coin
and make a wish.Copy !req
229. And then what?Copy !req
230. And that's it.Copy !req
231. Nothing else happens.It's fun!Copy !req
232. You mean suckers throw
money down a hole for fun?Copy !req
233. That's the greatest scam ever!Copy !req
234. Can we have our
quarter back now?Copy !req
235. SpongeBob,Copy !req
236. why aren't those
patties ready?Copy !req
237. You can't rush
perfection.Copy !req
238. I'm not rushing perfection.Copy !req
239. I'm rushing you!Copy !req
240. Always the kidder,
Squidward.Copy !req
241. Oh, this job stinks!Copy !req
242. But at least I'm not
digging ditches.Copy !req
243. Squidward! SpongeBob!Copy !req
244. I got a new job for you.Copy !req
245. X marks the spotCopy !req
246. of the Eugene Krabs memorial
wishing well.Copy !req
247. A wishing well,
here? Wow!Copy !req
248. Don't you have to be dead
to have a memorial anything?Copy !req
249. Oh, Squidward,
don't you believe in magic?Copy !req
250. Yeah, Squidward, don't
you believe in magic?Copy !req
251. No, I don't!Copy !req
252. And neither does Mr. Krabs! Well, I do.Copy !req
253. This well's gonna make a
lot of dreams come true.Copy !req
254. What's the first thing
you're gonna wish for?Copy !req
255. To be as far away
from you as possible.Copy !req
256. Come on, SpongeBob, this hole's
not gonna dig itself.Copy !req
257. And I'm certainly
not gonna do it.Copy !req
258. Squidward, aren't
you excited?Copy !req
259. This is really
gonna help people.Copy !req
260. Well, Squidward,
what do you think?Copy !req
261. That was the worst song
I ever heard.Copy !req
262. But at least
this stupid well's finished.Copy !req
263. It's beautiful!Copy !req
264. You smell that, boys?Copy !req
265. That's the
smell of money!Copy !req
266. You mean magic,
don't you?Copy !req
267. All I can smell
is that Dumpster.Copy !req
268. All right, Squidward, you
can go back to the register.Copy !req
269. As long as
there's no singing.Copy !req
270. And I've got a date
with a Krabby Patty.Copy !req
271. Hold on there,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
272. Let me show you
your new station.Copy !req
273. It's kind of
a promotion.Copy !req
274. Sort of.Copy !req
275. A promotion?Copy !req
276. Why do I have to go
down in the well?Copy !req
277. To collect the money!Copy !req
278. How long do I
have to stay down here?Copy !req
279. See you in eight hours.Copy !req
280. Thanks for the promotion.Copy !req
281. It sure is dark
and scary in here.Copy !req
282. I sure wish I had
a fancy telescope.Copy !req
283. One that works
underwater.Copy !req
284. That'd make me happier
than a june bugCopy !req
285. at a porch light sale.Copy !req
286. Our very first wish.Copy !req
287. I can't wait till
it comes... Oh!Copy !req
288. I have presented you
with a monetary offering,Copy !req
289. as custom dictates.Copy !req
290. My wish, nay, my command,Copy !req
291. is to be taller.Copy !req
292. Just a little.Copy !req
293. Just big enough
to crush my enemiesCopy !req
294. like the vermin they are!Copy !req
295. Gosh... Ow!Copy !req
296. I wish I had a snazzy new boat.Copy !req
297. I want to be a hotrod mama.Copy !req
298. Hey!Copy !req
299. Oh, my gosh!
Who said that?Copy !req
300. Patrick...!Copy !req
301. How do you know my name?Copy !req
302. Patrick, this is a wishing well.Copy !req
303. Just throw in a coin
and make a wish.Copy !req
304. Okay, magical
talking trashcan.Copy !req
305. I wish SpongeBob
were here to see this.Copy !req
306. Patrick...?Copy !req
307. Hi, SpongeBob.Copy !req
308. I got my wish.Copy !req
309. Patrick, you're
supposed to let goCopy !req
310. of the coin
when you throw it.Copy !req
311. But I got my wish.Copy !req
312. Well, we got six
and a half hoursCopy !req
313. till the end of my shift.Copy !req
314. What do you
want to do now?Copy !req
315. Tag! You're it.
Tag,
you're it.Copy !req
316. Tag! You're it.Copy !req
317. Tag! You're it.
Tag,
you're it.Copy !req
318. Tag,
you're it.
Tag! You're it.Copy !req
319. Tag! You're it.Copy !req
320. SpongeBob, what kind
of haul did you get?Copy !req
321. I did great, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
322. I got a nickel from Sandy,
two pennies from Mrs. Puff,Copy !req
323. a penny from Plankton, and this
slightly used pair of dentures.Copy !req
324. And I fell on my head.Copy !req
325. Well, I can probably get
a couple of bucks for Patrick.Copy !req
326. Nah.Copy !req
327. You better just
send up the money.Copy !req
328. This wishing well was a
wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
329. Has anyone's wish come true yet?Copy !req
330. Uh... not yet.Copy !req
331. But I'm sure, if you believe
strong enough,Copy !req
332. and dug deep enough,Copy !req
333. everyone's wishes
will come true.Copy !req
334. Really?Copy !req
335. Yeah, sure, whatever.Copy !req
336. Can we come out now?Copy !req
337. Goodness, no.Copy !req
338. You gotta stay down thereCopy !req
339. just in case any late-night
wishers come by.Copy !req
340. I'll be back for you at dawn.Copy !req
341. Oh... no one's wishes
are coming true.Copy !req
342. What did we do wrong?Copy !req
343. I know I believe hard enough.Copy !req
344. Maybe I just
didn't dig deep enough.Copy !req
345. What do you say, Patrick?Copy !req
346. Are you ready to dig
for some magic?Copy !req
347. Yeah!Copy !req
348. Holy mackerel!Copy !req
349. Look, Patrick!Copy !req
350. We've struck magic!Copy !req
351. Is that good?Copy !req
352. Next to being a fry cook,Copy !req
353. it's the most important
thing I've ever done.Copy !req
354. It's the only thing
I've ever done.Copy !req
355. Having fun down there,
SpongeBob?Copy !req
356. Hi, Squidward. Patrick's down there, too?Copy !req
357. It just gets
better and better.Copy !req
358. Do you want
to make a wish?Copy !req
359. Ha! Ha! I got mywish.Copy !req
360. You two are stuck in a dark hole
and away from me.Copy !req
361. Guess what, Squidward?Copy !req
362. We found the magic.Copy !req
363. There's no magic, SpongeBob.Copy !req
364. Wishing wells are just a scam
to fool saps like you.Copy !req
365. No, it's true.Copy !req
366. We didfind the magic.Copy !req
367. Oh, I wish you
could see it.Copy !req
368. Ha, ha, ha... oop!Copy !req
369. Squidward, you decided
to join the party.Copy !req
370. Party!Copy !req
371. Let me outta here.Copy !req
372. We were just gonna
play some party games.Copy !req
373. Tag! You're it. Tag! You're it.Copy !req
374. Go, Squidward!
Go, Squidward!Copy !req
375. Go, Squidward!
Go, Squidward!Copy !req
376. There's no way
to climb outta here.Copy !req
377. Maybe if you had more
upper-arm strength.Copy !req
378. Yeah, you should
work out more.Copy !req
379. Well, why don't I just start
right now?Copy !req
380. After all, I got a couple
of dumbbells right here.Copy !req
381. I don't get it.Copy !req
382. Would you not
stand so close?Copy !req
383. You're making me
claustrophobic.Copy !req
384. What does
claustrophobic mean?Copy !req
385. It means he's afraid
of Santa Claus.Copy !req
386. No, it doesn't!Copy !req
387. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
388. Stop it, Patrick,
you're scaring him!Copy !req
389. Ho! Ho! Ho!Copy !req
390. It's not working, Patrick.Copy !req
391. Darn.Copy !req
392. Um, Squidward,Copy !req
393. You're standing
on my foot.Copy !req
394. Oops. Oh, sorry, SpongeBob.Copy !req
395. And you got your elbow
in my ribs.Copy !req
396. Eww.Copy !req
397. Patrick.Copy !req
398. And stop stepping
in my potato salad.Copy !req
399. Hey, hey, hey. Guys!Copy !req
400. Stop pushing me, Patrick.Copy !req
401. You mean like this?Copy !req
402. No, like this!Copy !req
403. You shouldn't
fight in here.Copy !req
404. This is a magical place.Copy !req
405. Patrick,
get off of me!Copy !req
406. I told you I am claustrophobic.Copy !req
407. Nice try, Squidward,Copy !req
408. but there's
no Santa Claus here.Copy !req
409. Patrick!Copy !req
410. Good morning, SpongeBob!Copy !req
411. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
412. Boy, it's heavy!Copy !req
413. Must be a lot of money.Copy !req
414. Free! I'm free!Copy !req
415. Squidward? What were you
doing down there?Copy !req
416. I didn't approve
any overtime.Copy !req
417. Or were you sneaking here,
in the dead of night,Copy !req
418. for free wishes?Copy !req
419. The only thing I wish for
is to be far away from here.Copy !req
420. Ow.Copy !req
421. Bye, Squidward.Copy !req
422. Enjoy your trip.Copy !req
423. Lucky.Copy !req
424. So how much money
did you make last night?Copy !req
425. We didn't get any money,Copy !req
426. but we found
something better.Copy !req
427. We found the magic.Copy !req
428. The what?Copy !req
429. We dug down deeper in the well
and found the magic!Copy !req
430. Now all the wishes
will come true.Copy !req
431. Listen closely, SpongeBob.Copy !req
432. You don't get what you want in
life just by wishing for it.Copy !req
433. What in the deep blue is that?Copy !req
434. There's a full moon out tonight.Copy !req
435. Do you like my new
telescope I wished for?Copy !req
436. That's great, Sandy.Copy !req
437. That wishing well
sure does work.Copy !req
438. Just a coincidence.Copy !req
439. What do you think
of my new hotrod?Copy !req
440. It's beautiful,
Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
441. How's about letting me
take it for a spin?Copy !req
442. No.Copy !req
443. See, Mr. Krabs?
She wished for that boat.Copy !req
444. You mean she stole
that boat.Copy !req
445. Morning, SpongeBob, Krabs.Copy !req
446. Beautiful day.Copy !req
447. Is that proof enough for you?Copy !req
448. You'll never get me
to believe in magic. Never!Copy !req
449. Just to prove it to you,Copy !req
450. I'll demonstrate.Copy !req
451. I wish I was steamedCopy !req
452. and served with a side
of melted butter.Copy !req
453. Mr. Krabs! No!Copy !req
454. Well, where's your
magic now?Copy !req
455. Oh, where am I?Copy !req
456. What's going on here?Copy !req
457. Uh-oh.Copy !req
458. I dobelieve in magic.Copy !req
459. I do believe in magic.
I do believe in magic.Copy !req
460. Oh, no...!Copy !req