1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
6. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
7. We now returnCopy !req
8. to tonight's Creepy-Time
TheaterpresentationCopy !req
9. of "Night of the Robot."Copy !req
10. Hurry, Gary,
the scary robot movie's on.Copy !req
11. What do you mean
I shouldn't watch this?Copy !req
12. Scary movies don't always
freak me out.Copy !req
13. What if Mom is a robot?Copy !req
14. What if Uncle Sherm is a robot?Copy !req
15. What if Gary is a robot?Copy !req
16. Gary?Copy !req
17. Psst, Gary?Copy !req
18. Gare-bear?Copy !req
19. Gary, if you were a robot,
you'd tell me, right?Copy !req
20. Oh, I got nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
21. And now to get
a good night's sleep.Copy !req
22. Robot! Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
23. Huh?Copy !req
24. How about a little musicCopy !req
25. to count me money to?Copy !req
26. And now for the number-one
song in Bikini Bottom,Copy !req
27. "Electric Zoo."Copy !req
28. Hey, that's pretty catchy!Copy !req
29. Yeah, that's not bad.Copy !req
30. I love this
young people's music.Copy !req
31. I surrender!Copy !req
32. Oh.
SpongeBob!Copy !req
33. Squidward, why are
you wearing my hat
on your nose?Copy !req
34. I'm not; I'm waiting
for number 17's order!Copy !req
35. Number 17— Krabby Patty
and a medium beverage.Copy !req
36. Of course.Copy !req
37. Sorry, Squidward, I'm
not really feeling
myself today.Copy !req
38. I keep thinking robots
are taking over the world—Copy !req
39. probably because
I watched this movieCopy !req
40. where robots take over
the world.Copy !req
41. I even asked Gary
if he was a robot.Copy !req
42. Pretty funny, huh?Copy !req
43. Hilarious.Copy !req
44. Just deliver the food.Copy !req
45. There you go.Copy !req
46. Enjoy your...Copy !req
47. Say, you're not
a robot, are you?Copy !req
48. No. I'm not.Copy !req
49. Well, keep your eyes peeled.Copy !req
50. They're everywhere.Copy !req
51. Back to work!Copy !req
52. I feel completely recharged.Copy !req
53. That sounds
like Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
54. Come on, little buddy,
play it again, please?Copy !req
55. One more time,Copy !req
56. for me.Copy !req
57. That was strange.Copy !req
58. Mr. Krabs was talking
to his radioCopy !req
59. and he said
he feels "recharged."Copy !req
60. If I didn't know better,
I'd say he was...Copy !req
61. a robot!Copy !req
62. Nah.Copy !req
63. Yes, hello.Copy !req
64. I was wondering if you
could play that song again.Copy !req
65. Hmm, which one, man?Copy !req
66. The one that goes
"Bee-boo-boo-bop,
boo-boo-beep."Copy !req
67. No, man, you're thinking of
"Bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."Copy !req
68. Bee-bee-boo, boo-boo-bop?Copy !req
69. Bee-boo-boo-bop?Copy !req
70. Boo-boo-bee-bop?Copy !req
71. Not "Bee-boo-boo-beep"?Copy !req
72. Bop?Copy !req
73. Beep?Copy !req
74. Boo-boo-bop?Copy !req
75. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
76. Why was Mr. Krabs making
all those beeping sounds?Copy !req
77. Could it be that he's a robot?Copy !req
78. Nah.Copy !req
79. Oh, Squidward,
it's terrible!Copy !req
80. Mr. Krabs...
talking to radio...Copy !req
81. beeping sounds...
strange dancing...Copy !req
82. robot!Copy !req
83. That's great,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
84. Why don't you work
on this problem back
in the kitchen!Copy !req
85. I'm serious, Squidward.Copy !req
86. Mr. Krabs is a robot.Copy !req
87. And I can prove it, too!Copy !req
88. How did you...?Copy !req
89. Let's see— in the movie,Copy !req
90. the robots didn't have
a sense of humor;Copy !req
91. they couldn't laugh.Copy !req
92. Hey, Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
93. What is it,
boy?Copy !req
94. Squidward just told me
a hilarious jokeCopy !req
95. and I thought you
might like to hear it.Copy !req
96. Is it true, Squidward?Copy !req
97. Is it hilarious?Copy !req
98. Um... yeah, sure.Copy !req
99. Well, let's
hear it, lad.Copy !req
100. Okay, here it goes.Copy !req
101. Uh, how'd it go, Squidward?Copy !req
102. It went... um, uh,
let's see, uh...Copy !req
103. Why couldn't the 11-year-old
get into the pirate movie?Copy !req
104. Why?Copy !req
105. It was rated "Arr!"Copy !req
106. Arr!Copy !req
107. Because it's...
about... pirates.Copy !req
108. I'm not paying you to do
stand-up, Mr. Squidward.Copy !req
109. Now, get back
to work.Copy !req
110. Not even a chuckle!Copy !req
111. See, Squidward?Copy !req
112. He didn't laugh because
he couldn't laughCopy !req
113. because he's a robot!Copy !req
114. There's a logical explanation
why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob.Copy !req
115. He's obviously heard it before.Copy !req
116. The only reason
you think Krabs
is a robotCopy !req
117. is because you watched
that stupid movie.Copy !req
118. Now, why
don't you...Copy !req
119. Hey, Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
120. What?
What is it, boy?Copy !req
121. Squidward's father
never hugged him.Copy !req
122. Isn't that sad?Copy !req
123. Yes, I suppose
that is rather sad.Copy !req
124. But Squidward
can hug himself
during his break.Copy !req
125. Now, get back
to work.Copy !req
126. Just like the robot in the
movie— he couldn't cry either.Copy !req
127. SpongeBob,
this is getting ridiculous.Copy !req
128. I'll have you know
my father loved me very much!Copy !req
129. That's the final test,
Squidward— the love test.Copy !req
130. Robots can't love.Copy !req
131. Now, wait,
SpongeBob...Copy !req
132. Hey, Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
133. What is it,
SpongeBob?Copy !req
134. I just wanted to tell you
that Squidward loves you!Copy !req
135. Get back to work,
Mr. Squidward.Copy !req
136. Squidward?Copy !req
137. Aw, me radio died.Copy !req
138. Mmm... these batteries still
have a little juice in them.Copy !req
139. I know— I'll give them
to Pearl for Christmas.Copy !req
140. Me hard-boiled egg is ready!Copy !req
141. I can already taste it.Copy !req
142. Come to Papa!Copy !req
143. Gotcha!Copy !req
144. And what good is a hard-boiled
egg without a little salt?Copy !req
145. Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
146. Oh, my eyes! Aah!Copy !req
147. Mister...Copy !req
148. Will you be quiet?Copy !req
149. What did these robots
in the movie look like?Copy !req
150. They had piercing red eyes,
metal pincers for handsCopy !req
151. and they ran on batteries.Copy !req
152. Okay, so tell me, does Mr. Krabs
look anything like that?Copy !req
153. I'll evacuate
the customers,
you call the Navy.Copy !req
154. Hello, operator,
get me the Navy.Copy !req
155. Hello, you've reached the Navy's
automated phone service.Copy !req
156. Squidward, the robots
are running the Navy!Copy !req
157. Not the Navy!Copy !req
158. Everyone, run for your lives!Copy !req
159. Robots have taken over
the world!Copy !req
160. Our world!Copy !req
161. What do we do now?Copy !req
162. I don't know.Copy !req
163. Hey, a nickel!Copy !req
164. SpongeBob!Copy !req
165. Sorry.Copy !req
166. Ah, that's better.Copy !req
167. We need to find outCopy !req
168. what that robot did with
the real Mr. Krabs, but how?Copy !req
169. Well, in the movie the hero
teams up with a buddyCopy !req
170. and they get the poop
on the robot.Copy !req
171. They poop on the robot?Copy !req
172. Yeah, you know, they get
the straight poop,Copy !req
173. ask questions, get information.Copy !req
174. I never thought I'd say this,Copy !req
175. but, SpongeBob,
let's get that poop!Copy !req
176. Oh, hello, boys.Copy !req
177. What can I do for you?Copy !req
178. Why did you lock the door?Copy !req
179. Why do you have that rope?Copy !req
180. Who's watching
the cash register?Copy !req
181. SpongeBob! Squidward!Copy !req
182. What's the meaning of this?Copy !req
183. Untie me this instant!Copy !req
184. Shut up.Copy !req
185. Sweet Davy Jones!Copy !req
186. What the heck is going on?Copy !req
187. I said shut up,
you bucket of bolts!Copy !req
188. I can't take it!Copy !req
189. SpongeBob,
are you okay?Copy !req
190. Oh, Squidward, seeing you
slap Mr. Krabs like thatCopy !req
191. is just too horrible
to watch.Copy !req
192. No, that's
not Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
193. That's Robot Krabs.Copy !req
194. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
195. And the only way
to deal with these
robot typesCopy !req
196. is to find out
what they know.Copy !req
197. Right.Copy !req
198. SpongeBob, you
got to ask him
a question first.Copy !req
199. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
200. What color is
my underwear?Copy !req
201. SpongeBob,Copy !req
202. let me handle this.Copy !req
203. Where's Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
204. What are you talking about?Copy !req
205. I'm Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
206. We can do this
all night if
you want.Copy !req
207. Where's Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
208. I'm Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
209. Where's Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
210. I'm Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
211. Where's Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
212. I am Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
213. I am! I am! I am! I am!
I am! I am! I am!Copy !req
214. This is one stubborn robot.Copy !req
215. What?Copy !req
216. You think I'm a robot?Copy !req
217. We don't think;
we know.Copy !req
218. That's the silliest thing
I've ever heard.Copy !req
219. I am Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
220. He's not cracking.Copy !req
221. We'll never get it
out of him this way.Copy !req
222. I got an idea.Copy !req
223. Keep an eye on him,
Squidward.Copy !req
224. Don't fall for any
of his robo-tricks.Copy !req
225. If Robot Krabs won't tell us
where Mr. Krabs is,Copy !req
226. maybe one of his
little robot friends will.Copy !req
227. SpongeBob, uh,
that's a blender.Copy !req
228. Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs
talking with his radio before.Copy !req
229. He called it his
"little buddy."Copy !req
230. Oh, really?Copy !req
231. Put it on the table,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
232. You're going
to interrogate
my blender?Copy !req
233. You're crazy!Copy !req
234. We're just going
to see what your
"little buddy" knows.Copy !req
235. No, wait!Copy !req
236. What are you going to do
to me blender?Copy !req
237. That cost me money!Copy !req
238. Where's Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
239. Not talking, eh?Copy !req
240. No! That cost me $24.95!Copy !req
241. I guess it didn't
know anything.Copy !req
242. Go get the toaster.Copy !req
243. No, not me toaster.Copy !req
244. That cost me $32.50!Copy !req
245. $62.67!Copy !req
246. Fort...Copy !req
247. Well, actually,
that one was a gift.Copy !req
248. No!Copy !req
249. This is the last robot,
Squidward.Copy !req
250. No! Not my cash register!Copy !req
251. I raised it myself!Copy !req
252. I got it when it was
just a little calculator.Copy !req
253. No!Copy !req
254. I thought you said
robots can't cry.Copy !req
255. I also said they
couldn't love.Copy !req
256. I loved it like it was me own!Copy !req
257. Ah... at least
he's not laughing.Copy !req
258. Oh, I remember the laughs
we used to share...Copy !req
259. SpongeBob, how
did that movie
of yours end?Copy !req
260. The movie?Copy !req
261. Oh, yeah, the ending was great!Copy !req
262. Turns out there weren't
any robots after all.Copy !req
263. It was just their...
imagination.Copy !req
264. Hey, it's time
to feed Gary.Copy !req
265. Squidward!Copy !req
266. Gary, the paper's here!Copy !req
267. You can have
this, buddy,Copy !req
268. because all I need is
the "entertainment section."Copy !req
269. I am a happy sponge!Copy !req
270. I see you got
the paper.Copy !req
271. Oh, hey, Patrick.Copy !req
272. Well, I better
get going.Copy !req
273. Yep, see you later.Copy !req
274. Cheep-cheep-cheep.Copy !req
275. What did you say?Copy !req
276. I didn't say
anything.Copy !req
277. I didn't say
anything either.Copy !req
278. See you later, then.Copy !req
279. Cheep-cheep-cheep.Copy !req
280. All right, quit
messing with me.Copy !req
281. I know you said
something.Copy !req
282. Ah, but it is youCopy !req
283. that is messing
with me.Copy !req
284. Cheep-cheep-cheep.Copy !req
285. That's what's
messing with us.Copy !req
286. It's a baby scallop.Copy !req
287. I'll take care of this.Copy !req
288. No, Patrick.Copy !req
289. It's totally helpless.Copy !req
290. It looks like
he can't even fly yet.Copy !req
291. Well, what's
the matter?Copy !req
292. Is he stupid?Copy !req
293. No, Patrick,
he's just a baby.Copy !req
294. He's all alone
with no one to
take care of him.Copy !req
295. Well, we can't just
leave him out here.Copy !req
296. You're right.Copy !req
297. Come on, let's
take him into
the pineapple.Copy !req
298. Let's see, we need a box
for him to sleep in.Copy !req
299. There you go.Copy !req
300. It's the best seat
in the house.Copy !req
301. Let me see.Copy !req
302. Hey, it's
kind of cute.Copy !req
303. Uh-oh!Copy !req
304. I think
somebody's hungry!Copy !req
305. Is it true?Copy !req
306. Are you hungry?Copy !req
307. Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep!Copy !req
308. I've got just the thing.Copy !req
309. How would you like
a Krabby Patty?Copy !req
310. SpongeBob
SquarePants,
are you crazy?Copy !req
311. That's not
the right foodCopy !req
312. for a little fellow
like him.Copy !req
313. Of course not.Copy !req
314. I don't know
what I was thinking.Copy !req
315. He needs a tiny
Krabby Patty.Copy !req
316. Bleah!Copy !req
317. Huh?Copy !req
318. No one's ever turned down
one of these down before.Copy !req
319. Let's try a doughnut.Copy !req
320. French fries?Copy !req
321. Uh-uh.Copy !req
322. A doughnut?Copy !req
323. All we have leftCopy !req
324. is this apple.Copy !req
325. Hello,
sea creatures!Copy !req
326. I bring you greetings
from Apple World.Copy !req
327. Of course.Copy !req
328. Scallops love worms.Copy !req
329. Huh? Wait!Copy !req
330. We will bury you!Copy !req
331. Well, you should be good
for the rest...Copy !req
332. What now?Copy !req
333. I don't know!Copy !req
334. Aw, don't cry!Copy !req
335. Do something, SpongeBob!Copy !req
336. Uh... uh... uh...Copy !req
337. Blah-blah-blah,
look at the funny face!Copy !req
338. Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo,
look at the funny face!Copy !req
339. Look at the funny face.Copy !req
340. Wait!Copy !req
341. I think I might
know the problem.Copy !req
342. Yep, that's it all right.Copy !req
343. Hold on just one second.Copy !req
344. Here he is, good as new.Copy !req
345. How did you know?Copy !req
346. How do you think?Copy !req
347. And I been doing it
all by myselfCopy !req
348. for almost a year.Copy !req
349. Wow, I'm sure glad you're here.Copy !req
350. I know, good thing
there's two of us.Copy !req
351. You know, Patrick,
since this scallop
doesn't have parents,Copy !req
352. we should raise it
ourselves.Copy !req
353. Yeah, at least
till it's old enoughCopy !req
354. to be on its own.Copy !req
355. Oh, I want to be
the mom!Copy !req
356. I don't think you can be the mom
because you never wear a shirt.Copy !req
357. You're right.Copy !req
358. If I was a mom, this
would be kind of shocking.Copy !req
359. Just call me "Daddy"!Copy !req
360. It sure is cute
when it's asleep.Copy !req
361. Yeah.Copy !req
362. Shh!Copy !req
363. Hey, SpongeBob.Copy !req
364. Yes, Patrick?Copy !req
365. I never thought being a parent
could be this much fun.Copy !req
366. Me neither.Copy !req
367. Well, good night, SpongeBob.Copy !req
368. Good night, Patrick.Copy !req
369. Patrick, breakfast is ready!Copy !req
370. All right!Copy !req
371. All this parenting stuff
makes me hungry.Copy !req
372. Hey, Junior,
how you doing today?Copy !req
373. SpongeBob?Copy !req
374. Yes, Patrick?Copy !req
375. Kid's got a stinky.Copy !req
376. Could you change him?Copy !req
377. My hands are full.Copy !req
378. Ahh...Copy !req
379. Wish I could,
but I got to get going.Copy !req
380. Going? Where are you going?Copy !req
381. Going to work.Copy !req
382. I'm the dad, remember?Copy !req
383. You mean I have to do
all this baby stuff myself?Copy !req
384. I'll give you a break tonight
when I get home.Copy !req
385. Don't you two stop
being adorable.Copy !req
386. Okay.Copy !req
387. Phew! What a day.Copy !req
388. Oh, great, you're home.Copy !req
389. Now you can help me
with the baby.Copy !req
390. Aw, gee, SpongeBob,
I'd love to,Copy !req
391. but I'm totally
beat from work.Copy !req
392. Huh?Copy !req
393. That guy got hit in the head
with a coconut!Copy !req
394. Patrick, what
about my break?Copy !req
395. Oh, yeah,
your break.Copy !req
396. Uh, tomorrow,
I promise.Copy !req
397. Uh, okay, tomorrow.Copy !req
398. Phew, another tough day.Copy !req
399. Oh, Patrick, I'm so glad you're
home after working all day.Copy !req
400. I can't wait for my break.Copy !req
401. Work was a killer.Copy !req
402. I need my chair.Copy !req
403. Patrick, I really
need my...Copy !req
404. Tomorrow for sure.Copy !req
405. Patrick?Copy !req
406. I'll get to it eventually...Copy !req
407. Uh...?Copy !req
408. Uh.Copy !req
409. Patrick Star,
we need to talk!Copy !req
410. Just one more minute—
I got to...Copy !req
411. Don't "one more minute"
me, Mr. Man!Copy !req
412. Hey! I'm missing
the coconut.Copy !req
413. You haven't been
helping at all
with Junior!Copy !req
414. We made a commitmentCopy !req
415. and you're not
doing your share!Copy !req
416. You never do anything.Copy !req
417. I changed his diaper.Copy !req
418. Yeah, once.Copy !req
419. He's only this big.Copy !req
420. How many diapers
can he possibly use?Copy !req
421. Hmm?Copy !req
422. Oh, that's not so much.Copy !req
423. Hmm?Copy !req
424. So?Copy !req
425. Hmm?Copy !req
426. Hmm?Copy !req
427. Hmm?Copy !req
428. I had no idea!Copy !req
429. What kind of father
am I?Copy !req
430. I'll make it up
to you, buddy.Copy !req
431. I promise.Copy !req
432. So, what's the plan
for today?Copy !req
433. No more fooling around.Copy !req
434. From now on, I'm Superdad!Copy !req
435. I'll work straight through lunch
so I can get home on time.Copy !req
436. So make sure you save
a big old stinky diaperCopy !req
437. for me to change.Copy !req
438. And you could take
the night off, pal.Copy !req
439. Great, so I'll
see you at 6:00.Copy !req
440. 6:00.Copy !req
441. 6:00.Copy !req
442. 6:00.Copy !req
443. 6:00.Copy !req
444. 6:00.Copy !req
445. 6:00.Copy !req
446. 6:00.Copy !req
447. Boy, that was some party!Copy !req
448. Oh, hey, SpongeBob.Copy !req
449. Hey, Junior.Copy !req
450. What?Copy !req
451. What?Copy !req
452. Oh, nothing.Copy !req
453. Oh, what a relief.Copy !req
454. For a second,
I thought you
were mad at me.Copy !req
455. Do you remember
what you said to me
this morning?Copy !req
456. Something about
root beer, right?Copy !req
457. No.Copy !req
458. Wait, wait.Copy !req
459. Let me guess.Copy !req
460. I give up.Copy !req
461. Does "You could take
the night off, pal"Copy !req
462. ring a bell?Copy !req
463. Pfft... I don't need this!Copy !req
464. What?Copy !req
465. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
466. I'm going back to work.Copy !req
467. Work?Copy !req
468. He got hit in the head
with two coconuts!Copy !req
469. So... this is work?Copy !req
470. You know, it's not
as easy as it looks.Copy !req
471. Sometimes I got
to move the antenna,Copy !req
472. sometimes I lose
the remote,Copy !req
473. and sometimes my butt
itches real bad!Copy !req
474. Oh, you poor, poor thing.Copy !req
475. By the way, you forgot
your briefcase.Copy !req
476. Oh, so this is the thanks I get
for working overtime?Copy !req
477. Overtime?Copy !req
478. There's that
stupid noise again!Copy !req
479. Oh, that's not
a stupid noise.Copy !req
480. That's just Junior
about to jump out
that window.Copy !req
481. Oh.Copy !req
482. Junior!Copy !req
483. Here, darling!Copy !req
484. Here we come,
buddy!Copy !req
485. Come to Daddy,
right in the
old pocket.Copy !req
486. Uh-oh!Copy !req
487. Did you catch him?Copy !req
488. No.Copy !req
489. We're bad parents.Copy !req
490. Cheep-cheep-cheep.Copy !req
491. Cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep.Copy !req
492. Junior?Copy !req
493. He's flying.Copy !req
494. I guess he's
all grown up.Copy !req
495. Hey, what about Daddy?Copy !req
496. That's my boy.Copy !req
497. Good-bye.Copy !req
498. Good-bye, Junior.Copy !req
499. Well, Patrick,
he doesn't need
us anymore.Copy !req
500. This is the hardest part
of every parent's life...Copy !req
501. I assume.Copy !req
502. Despite all we've
been through,
it was worth it.Copy !req
503. Yeah.Copy !req
504. Let's have another.Copy !req
505. and NICKELODEONCopy !req