1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
6. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
7. Ah, Goo Lagoon, a luxurious
oasis of sand and sea.Copy !req
8. Shoot, SpongeBob,Copy !req
9. how can we
go swimmingCopy !req
10. when you're
in a shirt & tie?Copy !req
11. Ah, yes, how foolish of me.Copy !req
12. Allow me to remedy
said situation right now.Copy !req
13. I will just use
this changing tent hereCopy !req
14. to change into my bathing suit.Copy !req
15. And I won't do anything else.Copy !req
16. SpongeBob's acting jumpierCopy !req
17. than a rattlesnake
in a pickle barrel.Copy !req
18. Wait... what?Copy !req
19. Oh, I'll be changing all right,Copy !req
20. but not into a bathing suit.Copy !req
21. Wait until Sandy sees
that I brought my karate gear!Copy !req
22. Hi-yah!Copy !req
23. Hi... yah!Copy !req
24. Sandy won't beat me this time,Copy !req
25. because I've got the element
on my side.Copy !req
26. The element of surprise.Copy !req
27. Hi-yah!Copy !req
28. SpongeBob,
are you ready?Copy !req
29. Yes, Sandy,
I most certainly am ready!Copy !req
30. Ready to get it on.Copy !req
31. Hi...Copy !req
32. Hi-yah!Copy !req
33. Look, SpongeBob,Copy !req
34. we both brought our karate gear.Copy !req
35. Great minds
think alike, I suppose.Copy !req
36. Hi-yah!Copy !req
37. I may be down, but I'm not out!Copy !req
38. Way to go, buddy.Copy !req
39. It took us
three daysCopy !req
40. to make that
potato salad.Copy !req
41. Three days!Copy !req
42. Hi-yah!Copy !req
43. Sandy?Copy !req
44. Oh, I'm Sandy all right...Copy !req
45. I'm very sandy.Copy !req
46. Hi-yah!Copy !req
47. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
48. She's "Sandy."Copy !req
49. That's her name and she's
also covered in... yes.Copy !req
50. Back in Texas,
we call ice cream
"frozen cow juice."Copy !req
51. Excuse me for a sec.Copy !req
52. Hi... yah!Copy !req
53. Thank you.Copy !req
54. No, no, thank you.Copy !req
55. Hi-yah!Copy !req
56. Who threw that
piece of paper at me?Copy !req
57. Hey, what's
everyoneCopy !req
58. waiting
in line for?Copy !req
59. Ahoy, fair lass, it be the line
to get into the Salty Spitoon,Copy !req
60. the roughest,
toughest,
sailor clubCopy !req
61. ever to be built
under the seven seas.Copy !req
62. Only the baddest of the bad
can get in.Copy !req
63. You need to have muscles.Copy !req
64. You need to have muscles
on your muscles.Copy !req
65. You need to have muscles
on your eyeballs.Copy !req
66. Ew.Copy !req
67. Looks like a rip-snortin'
good time, SpongeBob.Copy !req
68. Yeah, let's go in.Copy !req
69. Go ahead.Copy !req
70. Welcome to
the Salty Spitoon.Copy !req
71. How tough are ya?Copy !req
72. How tough am I?Copy !req
73. How tough am I?Copy !req
74. I had a bowl of nails
for breakfast this morning.Copy !req
75. Yeah, so?Copy !req
76. Without any milk.Copy !req
77. Uh, right this way.Copy !req
78. Sorry to keep
you waiting.Copy !req
79. Welcome to
the Salty Spitoon.Copy !req
80. How tough are ya?Copy !req
81. How tough am I?Copy !req
82. Wow.Copy !req
83. Got any more
tattoos?Copy !req
84. Uh, that won't
be necessary.
Go ahead.Copy !req
85. Thanks!Copy !req
86. See ya inside,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
87. How tough are ya?Copy !req
88. How tough am I?Copy !req
89. You got a new bottle
of ketchup?Copy !req
90. Sure.Copy !req
91. It's on!Copy !req
92. If I could just run this
under some hot water...Copy !req
93. Get outta here.Copy !req
94. This place is too tough
for you, little man.Copy !req
95. Too tough for me?Copy !req
96. That's downright ridiculous.Copy !req
97. I'll have you know
I stubbed my toe last weekCopy !req
98. while watering my spice garden
and I only cried for 20 minutes.Copy !req
99. Listen, kid, I think
you'd be more comfortableCopy !req
100. over at that place.Copy !req
101. Weenie Hut Jr.'s?Copy !req
102. Are you saying I belong
at Weenie Hut Jr.'s?Copy !req
103. Oh, no, sorry.
I was actuallyCopy !req
104. pointing to the place
next to it.Copy !req
105. Super Weenie Hut Jr.'s?Copy !req
106. Yeah.Copy !req
107. Unless you think you're
tough enough to fight me.Copy !req
108. How's your collection
coming along?Copy !req
109. Well I don't
mean to brag,Copy !req
110. but it's
pretty sweet.Copy !req
111. I'm in the process
of acquiring issue 347Copy !req
112. which will give me
my fourth set.Copy !req
113. No!Copy !req
114. What weenies.Copy !req
115. Oh, brother.Copy !req
116. Would you care
for another diet colaCopy !req
117. with a lemon twist,
Weenie?Copy !req
118. What?Copy !req
119. But I'm not a weenie!Copy !req
120. I'm sorry, sir,
but my sensors indicateCopy !req
121. that you are
indeed a weenie.Copy !req
122. That's impossible!Copy !req
123. You can't hide
what's inside.Copy !req
124. I demand entrance
into your clubCopy !req
125. on the grounds
that I am nota weenie!Copy !req
126. Hey, Reg,
how's it going?Copy !req
127. You were saying?Copy !req
128. Go ahead, buddy.Copy !req
129. Thanks, Reg.Copy !req
130. So, your name's Reg?Copy !req
131. Would you get outta here?Copy !req
132. Mark my words, Reg!Copy !req
133. I will get into
the Salty Spitoon!Copy !req
134. I will!Copy !req
135. Couldn't
get in, huh?Copy !req
136. What you need is
a tough hairdo.Copy !req
137. No one gets
into the double-SCopy !req
138. without a tough
hairdo.Copy !req
139. I disagree—
I saw a guyCopy !req
140. going in there
and he was bald.Copy !req
141. I saw that guy.Copy !req
142. He wasn't bald,
he had a shaved head.Copy !req
143. Shaved—
that's a hairdo.Copy !req
144. Case closed.Copy !req
145. Hey, where'd he go?Copy !req
146. I believe
he said somethingCopy !req
147. about going to
the wig store.Copy !req
148. Ha-ha!Copy !req
149. Check and mate!Copy !req
150. What's shaking,
my man?Copy !req
151. Not much.Copy !req
152. Say, haven't I seen you before?Copy !req
153. Doubt it— I'm a drifter—
just blew into town.Copy !req
154. Heard your club
was pretty tough.Copy !req
155. Thought I'd check it out.Copy !req
156. Nice try, kid.Copy !req
157. I know it's you.Copy !req
158. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
159. Aha!Copy !req
160. Hey everybody,
what's going on?Copy !req
161. Ah, you can go in.Copy !req
162. Sorry about that.Copy !req
163. And what do youwant?Copy !req
164. I'd like to gain entrance
to your club, please.Copy !req
165. I believe my hairdo is in order.Copy !req
166. So where do you standCopy !req
167. on the whole
bald vs. shaved debate?Copy !req
168. Hey-ya, Reg.Copy !req
169. All right,
now it's a party.Copy !req
170. Oh, yeah, check out
the new ink.Copy !req
171. Thanks.Copy !req
172. Hey, look what I can make it do.Copy !req
173. Yeah!Copy !req
174. Hey, what about
that one?Copy !req
175. Huh, you know, I don't
remember getting this one.Copy !req
176. Can you make it
dance?Copy !req
177. Oh, here, let me try.Copy !req
178. Hot-cha, cha-cha,
hot-cha, cha-cha.Copy !req
179. Cha-ditty-
cha-ditty-cha!Copy !req
180. Hmm, wait a minute.Copy !req
181. Go ahead in.Copy !req
182. Yeah, sure, Reg.Copy !req
183. Thanks.Copy !req
184. Nice try, little man.Copy !req
185. Hey, I was in front of you!Copy !req
186. No, you weren't!Copy !req
187. Are you callin' me a liar?Copy !req
188. I ain't callin' you
for dinner!Copy !req
189. Hold it, you two—
that's enough.Copy !req
190. You're both
plenty tough.Copy !req
191. Go ahead in.Copy !req
192. All right.Copy !req
193. Thanks, Reg.Copy !req
194. Hey, what about me?Copy !req
195. I was in that scrap.Copy !req
196. I saw you running.Copy !req
197. When you get
in a real fight,
then we'll talk.Copy !req
198. Well then, I guess it's time
to take it up a notch.Copy !req
199. Care for another
sundae, weenie?Copy !req
200. I am not a weenie!Copy !req
201. Relax, you're
among friends.Copy !req
202. My friends don't hang out
at Weenie Hut Jr.'s.Copy !req
203. You tell 'em,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
204. Patrick, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
205. I'm always here on
Double-Weenie Wednesday.Copy !req
206. Actually,
they movedCopy !req
207. Double-Weenie
Wednesday
to Friday.Copy !req
208. Besides, today'sMonday.Copy !req
209. Oh, so it's
Mega-Weenie Monday?Copy !req
210. That's now
on Sunday.Copy !req
211. Barnacles!Copy !req
212. Super Weenie
Hut Jr.'sCopy !req
213. has a Mega-
Weenie
Monday.Copy !req
214. No, you're
thinkingCopy !req
215. of Monster-
Weenie Monday.Copy !req
216. I don't have time for this!Copy !req
217. I've gotta go pick a fight
with a muscular stranger.Copy !req
218. It's the only way of gettingCopy !req
219. into the Salty Spitoon.Copy !req
220. No, SpongeBob,
you can't.Copy !req
221. It's too dangerous.Copy !req
222. I've got no choice.Copy !req
223. I have a suggestion.Copy !req
224. Why not fake a fight?Copy !req
225. Hey, that's not
a bad idea!Copy !req
226. You can call me
a couple of bad names,Copy !req
227. we rumble,
next thing you knowCopy !req
228. you're in
the Salty Spitoon.Copy !req
229. Well, I guess I've
got nothing to lose.Copy !req
230. Let's do it!Copy !req
231. Yeah!Copy !req
232. Hey, how come
you neverCopy !req
233. help us with
our problems?Copy !req
234. I am a robot,
not a miracle worker.Copy !req
235. Afternoon, Reg.Copy !req
236. Whoa, whoa, little man.Copy !req
237. You still can't go in.Copy !req
238. Well, that makes me
pretty mad.Copy !req
239. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
240. Yeah.Copy !req
241. I might have to beat someone upCopy !req
242. just to get rid
of all this blind fury.Copy !req
243. Wow.Copy !req
244. I feel pretty sorry for the
next guy who looks at me funny.Copy !req
245. Hmm... what about
that guy?Copy !req
246. I...
don't be silly,Copy !req
247. he's not bothering
anybody.Copy !req
248. I mean, not like...
that guy!Copy !req
249. Who, me?Copy !req
250. Yeah, you.Copy !req
251. Standing there all
smiling and whatnot.Copy !req
252. Somebody ought to teach
you some manners.Copy !req
253. Okay, but I must
warn you.Copy !req
254. I happen to be a world
championship... uh...Copy !req
255. "kick... box... er."Copy !req
256. I don't care if you're
the demon seed
of Davey Jones!Copy !req
257. You're going down, Tubby!Copy !req
258. Tubby?Copy !req
259. Nobody calls me Tubby!Copy !req
260. Wait, Patrick.Copy !req
261. You're supposed to
let mewin, remember?Copy !req
262. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
263. No, please wait!Copy !req
264. No, please, have mercy.Copy !req
265. Wow!Copy !req
266. You destroyed
that guyCopy !req
267. without even
touching him!Copy !req
268. I did?Copy !req
269. I never thought
I'd say this,Copy !req
270. but...
go ahead in.Copy !req
271. Really?Copy !req
272. I can go in?Copy !req
273. Oh, my gosh, I never thought
this moment would come!Copy !req
274. I, SpongeBob SquarePants,Copy !req
275. am tough enough to get
into the Salty Spitoon!Copy !req
276. This is the happiest day
of my life!Copy !req
277. Sandy?Copy !req
278. What happened?Copy !req
279. You ran inside and
slipped on an ice cube.Copy !req
280. What happened?Copy !req
281. I slipped on an ice cube
and got covered in boo-boos.Copy !req
282. Boo-boos, eh?Copy !req
283. I think you guys
want thathospital.Copy !req
284. Weenie Hut General?Copy !req
285. Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four,Copy !req
286. three, two, one.Copy !req
287. I'm done with my shift,
Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
288. And let me just say,Copy !req
289. there will come a day when I
will make something of my lifeCopy !req
290. and I will never have to set
foot in this grease trap again!Copy !req
291. Yeah, we'll see youCopy !req
292. after your lunch break,
Squidward.Copy !req
293. Okay.Copy !req
294. So I just took
my private yachtCopy !req
295. across my private lake
to my private heliport.Copy !req
296. It's the only way
off my private island.Copy !req
297. Oh, shrimp!Copy !req
298. It's my arch rival from high
school, Squilliam Fancyson!Copy !req
299. I can't let him see me
in my Krusty Krab uniform.Copy !req
300. On your lunch break,
eh, Squiddy?Copy !req
301. Yes... I mean no...
I mean... uh, uh...Copy !req
302. Hey, whatcha
been up to?Copy !req
303. Oh, just succeeding in
everything you've failed in.Copy !req
304. You are no great shakes,
Squilliam Fancyson!Copy !req
305. Anyone can be a big shot in
a hick town like Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
306. Oh, is that so?Copy !req
307. Let's hear what you've
accomplishedCopy !req
308. since high school, Squiddy.Copy !req
309. Don't be intimidated,
Squidward.Copy !req
310. Try to imagine him
in his underwear.Copy !req
311. Oh, no, he's hot!Copy !req
312. I'm, uh, in... food service.Copy !req
313. Hold it,
don't tell me—Copy !req
314. you're a cashier!Copy !req
315. Don't lie.Copy !req
316. Lying always makes it worse.Copy !req
317. I own a five-star restaurant!Copy !req
318. Squidward, I had no idea
you were such a success.Copy !req
319. That's right!Copy !req
320. And I would be honoredCopy !req
321. if you would allow me
to come to yourrestaurant...Copy !req
322. tonight.Copy !req
323. T-t-t-t-t-t-tonight?Copy !req
324. In fact, we'll all come.Copy !req
325. My treat!Copy !req
326. Please, Mr. Krabs,
you got to help me!Copy !req
327. When they get here
tonightCopy !req
328. they'll see I'm just
a big phony and a loser!Copy !req
329. Oh, boo-hoo!Copy !req
330. Let me play a sad song for you
on the world's smallest violin.Copy !req
331. This is serious.Copy !req
332. I know—
this really isCopy !req
333. the world's
smallest violin.Copy !req
334. See?Copy !req
335. Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
336. Please let me run
the restaurantCopy !req
337. for just one night!Copy !req
338. I really need
to impress Squilliam.Copy !req
339. Sq-Sq-Sq-Squilliam?Copy !req
340. That guy who
made millionsCopy !req
341. doing what you
wish you could do?Copy !req
342. Don't rub it in.Copy !req
343. Why didn't you
tell me?Copy !req
344. We'll take him
to the cleaners!Copy !req
345. All right,
listen up!Copy !req
346. Men, Squilliam Fancyson
will be here in 20 minutes.Copy !req
347. Therefore, we need
to turn the Krusty KrabCopy !req
348. into a fancy restaurant
as soon as possible!Copy !req
349. Patrick, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
350. I thought the CorpsCopy !req
351. would straighten out
my life, sir!Copy !req
352. The Corps?Copy !req
353. What the...?Copy !req
354. Patrick this isn't the...Copy !req
355. Beggars can't
be choosers.Copy !req
356. Can you take hatsCopy !req
357. in a dignified and
sophisticated manner?Copy !req
358. You mean like
a weenie?Copy !req
359. Okay!Copy !req
360. May I take
your hat, sir?Copy !req
361. May I take
your hat, sir?Copy !req
362. May I...Copy !req
363. All right,
I've heard enough.Copy !req
364. You've got the job.Copy !req
365. Mr. Krabs, didn't you once
serve on the S.S. Gourmet?Copy !req
366. Aye-aye!Copy !req
367. Then you'll be
our chef.Copy !req
368. What can I do?Copy !req
369. I can't believe
I'm saying this,Copy !req
370. but, SpongeBob, you're going
to have to be the waiter.Copy !req
371. What's that?Copy !req
372. It's the guy who goes
to tables and takes orders.Copy !req
373. Do other restaurants
do that?Copy !req
374. Yes, they do that!Copy !req
375. Now listen,
Squilliam is on his wayCopy !req
376. and you have
less than 20 minutesCopy !req
377. to become
a fancy waiter,Copy !req
378. so read this.Copy !req
379. " How To Become a Fancy WaiterCopy !req
380. in Less Than 20 Minutes."Copy !req
381. Don't worry,
Squidward,Copy !req
382. I'll memorize
every page—Copy !req
383. right down to
the punctuation!Copy !req
384. All right, I've got
all the positions filled.Copy !req
385. I just might pull this off.Copy !req
386. Give me that hat!Copy !req
387. I said give it to me!Copy !req
388. Are you going to
hand it over or not?Copy !req
389. Don't you back-sass me!Copy !req
390. He's just the hat-check guy,
nothing essential!Copy !req
391. What happened?
What is it?Copy !req
392. Peas!Copy !req
393. Made 'em the
old-fashioned way.Copy !req
394. Mr. Krabs, you got
to take them out of the...Copy !req
395. Holy fish paste, what is that?Copy !req
396. That's the appetizer!Copy !req
397. But, I thought you saidCopy !req
398. you were the head chef
on the S.S. Gourmet?Copy !req
399. Did I say that?Copy !req
400. No, I cleaned
the bathrooms
on the Gourmet.Copy !req
401. I was the head chef
on the S.S. Diarrhea.Copy !req
402. There you are!Copy !req
403. SpongeBob, you got to help me!Copy !req
404. Patrick and Mr. Krabs
aren't working outCopy !req
405. and Squilliam's
almost here,Copy !req
406. and, and... SpongeBob?Copy !req
407. I can't do it.Copy !req
408. I can't do it, Squidward.Copy !req
409. What?Copy !req
410. Every sentence,
every paragraph—Copy !req
411. Spoons! Bread! Salad! Pepper!Copy !req
412. Don't you understand?Copy !req
413. My brain is full to bursting!Copy !req
414. If I have to memorize
a single order,Copy !req
415. I think I'm going
to explode!Copy !req
416. SpongeBob, hold on!Copy !req
417. Let's just take a second here
to relax.Copy !req
418. Little more...Copy !req
419. Little more...Copy !req
420. Good.Copy !req
421. Now... I want you
to empty your mind.Copy !req
422. Empty my mind?Copy !req
423. Empty your mind.Copy !req
424. Empty my mind.Copy !req
425. Empty your mind of everythingCopy !req
426. that doesn't have to do
with fine dining.Copy !req
427. Fine dining
and breathing...Copy !req
428. Just got an order
from the boss:Copy !req
429. dump everything that
isn't about fine dining!Copy !req
430. Everything?Copy !req
431. Everything.Copy !req
432. Come on, come on!Copy !req
433. Quicker, quicker!Copy !req
434. Start dumping,
start dumping.Copy !req
435. Come on, let's get moving!Copy !req
436. Hurry up!Copy !req
437. What am I paying you for?Copy !req
438. You don't pay me.Copy !req
439. We don't even exist.Copy !req
440. We're just a clever
visual metaphorCopy !req
441. used to personify
the abstract concept
of thought.Copy !req
442. One more crack like that
and you're out of here!Copy !req
443. No, please!Copy !req
444. I have three kids!Copy !req
445. How do you feel?Copy !req
446. SpongeBob?Copy !req
447. This isn't working!Copy !req
448. I gotta go tell Squilliam
I need more time!Copy !req
449. I'll just go and tell him...Copy !req
450. You're here!Copy !req
451. Hello, Squiddy!Copy !req
452. We're all ready
to be dazzledCopy !req
453. by your five-star
restaurant.Copy !req
454. Wait, Squilliam!Copy !req
455. I've got to explain!Copy !req
456. Explain what?Copy !req
457. That you,
Squidward Tentacles,Copy !req
458. voted most likely
to suck eggs
n high school,Copy !req
459. are trying to pass off
a lousy burger standCopy !req
460. as a five-star...Copy !req
461. restaurant?Copy !req
462. Hommina, hommina,
hommina, hommina...Copy !req
463. Hommina, hommina, hommina...Copy !req
464. Hommina, hommina, hommina,
hommina, hommina...Copy !req
465. Table for Hommina?Copy !req
466. I can seat you
immediately.Copy !req
467. How did you do all this?Copy !req
468. It was easy— once
I cleared my mind.Copy !req
469. But what about
Krabs and Patrick?Copy !req
470. Taken care of.Copy !req
471. Right this way,
please.Copy !req
472. Good evening, sir.Copy !req
473. From our menu tonight,Copy !req
474. might I recommend
the Krabby Newburg?Copy !req
475. We take the finest cuts
of aged, imported kelp,Copy !req
476. stuff them with herbs
from our garden,Copy !req
477. wrap them in parchmentCopy !req
478. with our
shallot tapenade,Copy !req
479. roast them for hours
in our wood-fired oven,Copy !req
480. and serve them
with wilted coralCopy !req
481. on a mahogany plank.Copy !req
482. Mmm... this is
fantastic!Copy !req
483. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
484. Pinch me, I must be dreaming.Copy !req
485. If you need
anything else,
just call.Copy !req
486. SpongeBob, I can't
thank you enoughCopy !req
487. for all
you're doing!Copy !req
488. Fine dining and breathing
are all I know how to do.Copy !req
489. It worked.Copy !req
490. I can't believe it!Copy !req
491. Squilliam thinks I own
a five-star restaurant.Copy !req
492. Time to rub it in his face.Copy !req
493. Well, Squilliam,
I'm waiting.Copy !req
494. All right, I admit it.Copy !req
495. Everything is fabulous!Copy !req
496. The food, the atmosphere—
everything's flawless!Copy !req
497. In that case,
I need you to read this.Copy !req
498. "Squidward Tentacles..."Copy !req
499. And I need you
to wear this.Copy !req
500. Oh, eh, "Squidward Tentacles
has the fanciest..."Copy !req
501. I'm sorry,
one more time.Copy !req
502. "Squidward Tentacles has
the fanciest restaurantCopy !req
503. in Bikini Bottom...
and he does not suck eggs."Copy !req
504. Squidward,
I must tell you...Copy !req
505. Thank you.Copy !req
506. What really won me over
was your brilliant waiter.Copy !req
507. It's as if
all he knowsCopy !req
508. is fine dining
and breathing.Copy !req
509. I must know
your name.Copy !req
510. My name?Copy !req
511. Yes, your name,
son.Copy !req
512. Uh, Beef Wellington?Copy !req
513. No, your name.Copy !req
514. Uh... er...Copy !req
515. The fork on the left?Copy !req
516. Stop joking.Copy !req
517. Tell him
our name.Copy !req
518. My name...Copy !req
519. What's his name?
What's his name?Copy !req
520. I got nothing on a name!Copy !req
521. Come on baby, what's the name?Copy !req
522. We threw out his name!Copy !req
523. Uh...Copy !req
524. I am so
very sorry!Copy !req
525. I don't know what
has gotten into that...Copy !req
526. More soup for
your armpits?Copy !req
527. Please enjoy
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528. Would you like some cheese
on that, sir?Copy !req
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530. No, no!Copy !req
531. Run for your lives, everyone,
it's the appetizer!Copy !req
532. Well, Squiddy,
I'm waiting.Copy !req
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534. I'm a fraud!Copy !req
535. This was all a futile,
pathetic attempt
to impress you.Copy !req
536. This isn't really
my restaurant!Copy !req
537. I'm just a cashier!Copy !req
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539. I have a confession
to make myself.Copy !req
540. I made everything up
about my life.Copy !req
541. I have no yachts,
jets or anything.Copy !req
542. I was only trying
to impress you.Copy !req
543. The horrible, sad truth is
I'm a cashier, too!Copy !req
544. Is that true?Copy !req
545. Of course not!Copy !req
546. I'm filthy,
stinking rich!Copy !req
547. Come on, everyone!Copy !req
548. Let's all take a ride
in my balloon/casino.Copy !req
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550. I got such
a headache.Copy !req
551. What's going on
with you?Copy !req
552. Oh, the usual.Copy !req
553. Would you get out of here!Copy !req
554. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req