1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
6. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
7. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
8. Ah, the Krusty Krab.Copy !req
9. Through these doors pass all
the many kinds of undersea life.Copy !req
10. Through the double doors!Copy !req
11. Away!Copy !req
12. Also these guys.Copy !req
13. I told you I'm not
hungry, Mermaidman.Copy !req
14. Nonsense, Barnacleboy.Copy !req
15. We've got to keep up
our strengthCopy !req
16. for the fight
against evil!Copy !req
17. What a dive.Copy !req
18. To the register!Copy !req
19. Away!Copy !req
20. Can I help you?Copy !req
21. A double Krabby Patty
and coral bits for meCopy !req
22. and a Silly Meal
for the lad.Copy !req
23. Uh, it's not for the toy,
I just, uh...Copy !req
24. I gotta fit
in the tights, you know?Copy !req
25. Whatever.Copy !req
26. Five dollars, please.Copy !req
27. You got it, Bucky.Copy !req
28. Will this cover it?Copy !req
29. No.Copy !req
30. Listen, Big Nose.Copy !req
31. That guy's been
saving your buttCopy !req
32. since before
you were born.Copy !req
33. Don't you got
a Living Legend
discount or something?Copy !req
34. This is a restaurant,
not a lending library.Copy !req
35. And who're you calling
Big Nose, Big Nose?Copy !req
36. Hmm.Copy !req
37. Hmm.Copy !req
38. Hmm.
Hmm.Copy !req
39. Mm-hmm.
Hmm.Copy !req
40. Hmm.
Hmm.Copy !req
41. Hmm.
Hmm.Copy !req
42. The next time danger threatens,Copy !req
43. don't expect any help from us.Copy !req
44. I'm shaking.Copy !req
45. Hmm— Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy.Copy !req
46. Mermaidman and
Barnacleboy!Copy !req
47. Must... get...
autograph!Copy !req
48. Ha!Copy !req
49. Yah!Copy !req
50. If you want to grow up
strong like me,Copy !req
51. you gotta make room
for seconds.Copy !req
52. Here comes our waiter.Copy !req
53. Auto... graph...!Copy !req
54. Holy sea cow,
it's that sponge kid.Copy !req
55. Quick lad!Copy !req
56. To the invisible
boat mobile.Copy !req
57. Away!Copy !req
58. Where'd we park?Copy !req
59. Uh...Copy !req
60. Can I have your autograph?Copy !req
61. Can I have your...?Copy !req
62. They're gone.Copy !req
63. Mermaidman's belt!Copy !req
64. Wait!Copy !req
65. We'll find it with
the invisible boat alarm!Copy !req
66. There she is!Copy !req
67. Yeow!Copy !req
68. I told you we should've
got the automatic.Copy !req
69. Hey guys, wait up!Copy !req
70. I've got something for you.Copy !req
71. Floor it!Copy !req
72. You forgot your belt!Copy !req
73. You forgot...Copy !req
74. Mermaidman's
secret utility belt.Copy !req
75. The emblem of
submersible justice.Copy !req
76. For 65 years, this belt
has helped preventCopy !req
77. the fall of nations.Copy !req
78. And pants.Copy !req
79. I can't believe I'm actually
holding it in my hands.Copy !req
80. Well, I guess
I should return it.Copy !req
81. Or not.Copy !req
82. I could just hold on to it
until after work.Copy !req
83. All alone
with Mermaidman's belt.Copy !req
84. I wonder what this button does.Copy !req
85. Whoa...Copy !req
86. The small ray.Copy !req
87. Here's your shake, sir.Copy !req
88. Hmm.Copy !req
89. There you go.Copy !req
90. Come again, sir.Copy !req
91. SpongeBob!Copy !req
92. What's going on in here?Copy !req
93. Huh?Copy !req
94. Why is everything
all tiny?Copy !req
95. I don't know.Copy !req
96. What have you got?Copy !req
97. Nothing.Copy !req
98. No, really.Copy !req
99. Nothing!Copy !req
100. Let's see it!Copy !req
101. No, no!Copy !req
102. Is that
Mermaidman's belt?Copy !req
103. Yes.Copy !req
104. Wow!Copy !req
105. I can't believe
he'd lend it to you.Copy !req
106. Me, uh, either.Copy !req
107. He didn't lend it
to you, did he?Copy !req
108. Please don't tell.Copy !req
109. You stoleit.Copy !req
110. Please don't tell!Copy !req
111. Oh, I'm telling.Copy !req
112. If Mermaidman finds out,Copy !req
113. he'll kick me out
of his fan club for sure!Copy !req
114. Please don't tell!Copy !req
115. Uh-oh!Copy !req
116. There's the phone.Copy !req
117. Don't!Copy !req
118. I'm walkingCopy !req
119. towards the phone.Copy !req
120. No!Copy !req
121. I'm getting closerCopy !req
122. to the phone.Copy !req
123. Don't!Copy !req
124. And now for the momentCopy !req
125. we've all been waiting for.Copy !req
126. I'm begging you!Copy !req
127. Hello.Copy !req
128. I'd like to speak to Mer...Copy !req
129. What did... Ow!Copy !req
130. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
131. What did you do to me?Copy !req
132. I'm sorry,
but you made me do it!Copy !req
133. SpongeBob, if you don't return
me to normal size right now,Copy !req
134. you are going to beCopy !req
135. in really big trouble.Copy !req
136. Uh... uh... okay.Copy !req
137. I said now!Copy !req
138. Uh...Copy !req
139. Uh... uh...Copy !req
140. Uh...Copy !req
141. Do you hear me?Copy !req
142. Holy fish paste!Copy !req
143. Get it off me!Copy !req
144. Get it off me!Copy !req
145. Don't you know
how to work that thing?Copy !req
146. Uh, I can do it!Copy !req
147. Stop!Copy !req
148. I've got an idea.Copy !req
149. Let's call Mermaidman and...Copy !req
150. No!Copy !req
151. I can't let you
do that!Copy !req
152. But there must be
someone else who
can help.Copy !req
153. Someone smart
and wiseCopy !req
154. with years
of life experience.Copy !req
155. Patrick!Copy !req
156. Patrick, Patrick!Copy !req
157. Oh, hi, SpongeBob!Copy !req
158. I was at workCopy !req
159. and Mermaidman
and Barnacleboy came,Copy !req
160. and I got this belt
and look!Copy !req
161. A Squidward
action figure!Copy !req
162. Let me play with him!Copy !req
163. No, Patrick!Copy !req
164. Fighter pilot!Copy !req
165. Dive bomb!Copy !req
166. Patrick!Copy !req
167. And then
a giant fist!Copy !req
168. Patrick, no!Copy !req
169. That's not
an action figure,Copy !req
170. that's the real
Squidward.Copy !req
171. I shrunk him
by accident.Copy !req
172. Oh.Copy !req
173. And then comes
a giant...Copy !req
174. Wait, you don't
understand!Copy !req
175. This is serious!Copy !req
176. I don't know how
to un-shrink him.Copy !req
177. He could be stuck
like thisCopy !req
178. for the rest
of his life.Copy !req
179. Oh, don't worry
about it.Copy !req
180. He'll find love
one day.Copy !req
181. You think so?Copy !req
182. Sure, but it'll beCopy !req
183. with someone his own size.Copy !req
184. Like this pickle!Copy !req
185. See?Copy !req
186. They like each other!Copy !req
187. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
188. Oh, if only I knew
how to work this thing.Copy !req
189. Let me take a look at it.Copy !req
190. Hmm...Copy !req
191. You know what
the problem is?Copy !req
192. What?Copy !req
193. You got it set
to "M", for mini.Copy !req
194. When it should be set
to "W", for "wumbo."Copy !req
195. Patrick, I don't think
"wumbo" is a real word.Copy !req
196. Come on.Copy !req
197. You know:Copy !req
198. I wumbo, you wumbo,
he-she-me wumbo.Copy !req
199. Wumbo, wumboing...Copy !req
200. I wonder if a fall
from this heightCopy !req
201. would be enough to kill me.Copy !req
202. Wumbology?Copy !req
203. The study of wumbo?Copy !req
204. It's first grade,
SpongeBob!Copy !req
205. Patrick, I'm sorry
I doubted you.Copy !req
206. Well, all right, then.Copy !req
207. Let 'er rip!Copy !req
208. It worked!Copy !req
209. Oh, no!Copy !req
210. Look!Copy !req
211. SpongeBob's
giant!Copy !req
212. Can I be giant next?Copy !req
213. Patrick, I'm not giant.Copy !req
214. You've shrunk, too!Copy !req
215. You're kidding!Copy !req
216. Good thing I've still
got this pickle!Copy !req
217. Hey, now will you
take us to Mermaidman?Copy !req
218. No!Copy !req
219. He can never find out!Copy !req
220. But I'll think of something.Copy !req
221. I promise.Copy !req
222. Until then,
you'll be safe in this jar.Copy !req
223. You know
what's funny?Copy !req
224. My pickle started out
in a jar,Copy !req
225. and now it's
in one again.Copy !req
226. Huh, it's like
a pun or something.Copy !req
227. It's only two people.Copy !req
228. No big deal.Copy !req
229. Nobody else saw it.Copy !req
230. Howdy, SpongeBob!Copy !req
231. Sandy!Copy !req
232. What did you...
For cryin'...Copy !req
233. What did ya'll
do to me?Copy !req
234. I'm sorry, Sandy!Copy !req
235. Mermaidman came in, and...Copy !req
236. Hey, SpongeBob...Copy !req
237. Hey,
SpongeBob?Copy !req
238. Hi, SpongeBob.Copy !req
239. Hello, SpongeBob.Copy !req
240. Whoo!Copy !req
241. Sponge-Dude!Copy !req
242. Whew! I'm gonna
have to get a bigger jar.Copy !req
243. SpongeBob, will you
just face facts?Copy !req
244. You've shrunken everybody
in Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
245. You've got to go to Mermaidman.Copy !req
246. Oh, Squidward,
he'll be so disappointed!Copy !req
247. Well, you can't
leave us small forever.Copy !req
248. You don't understand!Copy !req
249. SpongeBob...Copy !req
250. You need to admit your mistake.Copy !req
251. Mom?Copy !req
252. Your mother's
right, son.Copy !req
253. Mermaidman
will understand.Copy !req
254. You're Mermaidman,
you old coot!Copy !req
255. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
256. Mermaidman?Copy !req
257. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
258. It's just that
I'm such a big fan,Copy !req
259. and your belt... and...Copy !req
260. Aw, don't worry, son.Copy !req
261. I understand.Copy !req
262. Why, I remember back when
I first used the belt,Copy !req
263. the year was nineteen,
aught, eleventy-twelve.Copy !req
264. Why, I believe
the president then was...Copy !req
265. Just tell him
how to un-shrink us!Copy !req
266. Oh, yes, the un-shrink ray.Copy !req
267. Let's see, uh... uh...Copy !req
268. Did you set it to wumbo?Copy !req
269. What?Copy !req
270. Get SpongeBob!Copy !req
271. Now I have to drive
five milesCopy !req
272. to go to the bathroom—Copy !req
273. in my own home!Copy !req
274. And I need
an elevatorCopy !req
275. to climb one stair!Copy !req
276. We've been
shrinkingCopy !req
277. for years!Copy !req
278. But this is
ridiculous.Copy !req
279. Everything's too big!Copy !req
280. I've got it.Copy !req
281. Ta-da!Copy !req
282. Since I couldn't make you big,
I made the city small.Copy !req
283. And now only
one more thing to shrink.Copy !req
284. Cheese!Copy !req
285. I guess
this is okay.Copy !req
286. Yeah, what's
the difference?Copy !req
287. Good idea,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
288. Well, it's great
to be back!Copy !req
289. Huh?Copy !req
290. Don't worry, Mrs. Puff,
this is the one.Copy !req
291. SpongeBob, think, think!Copy !req
292. Turn that way, turn that way!Copy !req
293. No, turn that way,
left, left!Copy !req
294. I can do this, Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
295. I can do it, I can do it.Copy !req
296. The driving test is over,
SpongeBob!Copy !req
297. Stop the boat!Copy !req
298. Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
299. I can do this.Copy !req
300. MRS.
Oh!Copy !req
301. The road, SpongeBob!Copy !req
302. Get back
on the road!Copy !req
303. Got to pass the test!
Got to pass!Copy !req
304. Hey! What do you got
against the melons?Copy !req
305. Look out!Copy !req
306. This must be
the night-driving test.Copy !req
307. We're going to straighten
you out!Copy !req
308. This'll fix you!Copy !req
309. Now let's get that one!Copy !req
310. Barnacles!
Did you see that?Copy !req
311. Yeah! That guy had
no front license plate!Copy !req
312. Let's get him.Copy !req
313. Hey, look at all
those police.Copy !req
314. I wonder if
the president's in town.Copy !req
315. Look out!Copy !req
316. It is with great prideCopy !req
317. that I officially open
this unfinished bridge!Copy !req
318. Where did I go wrong?Copy !req
319. With the opening
of my new boating school,Copy !req
320. I pledge that as long as
a student is willing to learn,Copy !req
321. I shall never give up.Copy !req
322. Hi, I'm SpongeBob
SquarePants!Copy !req
323. Hurry up with that truckload
of fruit punch!Copy !req
324. The seniors are getting cranky.Copy !req
325. Alive!Copy !req
326. I'm alive!Copy !req
327. Oh, thank Neptune,
I'm still...Copy !req
328. All right, seniors,
let's open these windowsCopy !req
329. so the world can see
your nice white clothes.Copy !req
330. ♪ Gonna be a surfin'...Copy !req
331. It's finally finished!Copy !req
332. A memoir of my life,
written in red ink.Copy !req
333. Oh, barnacles!Copy !req
334. SpongeBob, are you okay?Copy !req
335. That depends.Copy !req
336. Did I pass?Copy !req
337. Freeze!Copy !req
338. You're under arrest.Copy !req
339. Hold it.Copy !req
340. You can't arrest him.Copy !req
341. He's just
a student driver.Copy !req
342. We're not talking
about him.Copy !req
343. But I don't belong here!Copy !req
344. It's all a big mistake.Copy !req
345. Yeah, I don't belong here,
either.Copy !req
346. Me, too. I'm innocent.Copy !req
347. I belong here!Copy !req
348. Okay, you can do this, Puff.Copy !req
349. You can get through this
without losing your sanity.Copy !req
350. Oh, that's a road we don't want
to go down again.Copy !req
351. Positives!Copy !req
352. Think of the positives.Copy !req
353. Let's see...Copy !req
354. I've got no more papers
to grade.Copy !req
355. Yeah!Copy !req
356. In... in fact, no more work.Copy !req
357. No more boating school classes.Copy !req
358. No more driving.Copy !req
359. No more SpongeBob!Copy !req
360. No more phone solicitors.Copy !req
361. No more SpongeBob.Copy !req
362. No more company potlucks.Copy !req
363. No more SpongeBob.Copy !req
364. No more road rage.Copy !req
365. No more SpongeBob.Copy !req
366. No more insurance payments.Copy !req
367. No more SpongeBob.Copy !req
368. No more SpongeBob.Copy !req
369. No more SpongeBob!Copy !req
370. No more SpongeBob...!Copy !req
371. I think I'm going
to likethis place.Copy !req
372. Class just isn't the sameCopy !req
373. without Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
374. Just the thought of her,
alone and afraid in jail—Copy !req
375. it makes me think about her
being alone and afraid in jail.Copy !req
376. I don't know how
she's going to survive.Copy !req
377. Oh, that poor woman.Copy !req
378. And it's all my fault.Copy !req
379. Maybe if I go talk to Patrick,
he can ease my guilt.Copy !req
380. Well, it sounds like
it's all your fault.Copy !req
381. Oh, you're right.Copy !req
382. Mrs. Puff's in jail,
and it's all because of me.Copy !req
383. I'm such
a barnacle-head.Copy !req
384. Poor Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
385. I know! I got to get her out.Copy !req
386. But to get her outof jail,
first we got to get injail.Copy !req
387. How we going
to do that?Copy !req
388. All right, put the money
in the bag!Copy !req
389. Put it in!Copy !req
390. Um, you're facing
the wrong way, sir.Copy !req
391. All right,Copy !req
392. give me the money!Copy !req
393. Will that be from your savingsCopy !req
394. or your checking account, sir?Copy !req
395. Uh, savings.Copy !req
396. May I please see
some identification?Copy !req
397. Sure. There you go.Copy !req
398. Thank you.Copy !req
399. Sir, we are
showing a balanceCopy !req
400. of zero dollars
and zero centsCopy !req
401. for both of your accounts.Copy !req
402. Oh.Copy !req
403. Next!Copy !req
404. That went better
than expected.Copy !req
405. Yeah, I didn't think we'd get
Mrs. Puff out of jail this fast.Copy !req
406. Don't worry, Patrick,
we'll get into jail this time.Copy !req
407. Hey, there's a couple.Copy !req
408. Put your back in it, girls!Copy !req
409. Look, Patrick,
there she is.Copy !req
410. Mrs. Puff, wait!Copy !req
411. It's us— SpongeBob
and Patrick.Copy !req
412. That's funny.Copy !req
413. For a second, I thought
that yellow rock talked to me,Copy !req
414. and its voice
sounded a lot like...Copy !req
415. SpongeBob.
It's me, SpongeBob.Copy !req
416. We're going to bust you
out of here.Copy !req
417. Come on, Mrs. Puff!Copy !req
418. It's you!Copy !req
419. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
420. Why did you follow
me in here?Copy !req
421. Why?Copy !req
422. All right,
Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
423. It looks like
this heat's gone
to your head.Copy !req
424. If you're going to talk
to rocks,Copy !req
425. it's time for you
to go on kitchen duty.Copy !req
426. Yes!Copy !req
427. It... it must be the heat.Copy !req
428. Yes!Copy !req
429. Darn it!Copy !req
430. Okay, Patrick,
let's get out of here!Copy !req
431. No, wait!Copy !req
432. There goes our deposit
on these costumes.Copy !req
433. There you are!Copy !req
434. Hey there,
Puff Mama!Copy !req
435. What's today's grub?Copy !req
436. Hi, Donna.Copy !req
437. It's chili, same as always.Copy !req
438. Let me get you some.Copy !req
439. Mrs. Puff,Copy !req
440. it's me, SpongeBob.Copy !req
441. When are these horrific
hallucinations going to end?Copy !req
442. No, it's really me!Copy !req
443. I brought Patrick
along, too!Copy !req
444. Hi.Copy !req
445. Why?Copy !req
446. Because we're going
to set you free!Copy !req
447. No, I mean, why'd you bring him?Copy !req
448. He likes chili.Copy !req
449. Now, quick, get in
before someone sees!Copy !req
450. SpongeBob, I am not
going with you.Copy !req
451. That's a good one,
Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
452. Now hop in, come on.Copy !req
453. SpongeBob,
I think she means it.Copy !req
454. Oh, that's crazy,
Patrick.Copy !req
455. He's right, SpongeBob.Copy !req
456. I'm staying.Copy !req
457. But why?Copy !req
458. I like it here.Copy !req
459. These are my people.Copy !req
460. And besides, if I'm in here,Copy !req
461. that means I won't have to deal
with you... you...Copy !req
462. Uranium in
the water supply!Copy !req
463. See? Crystal clear.Copy !req
464. Ah.Copy !req
465. Excuse us just
one second, Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
466. Patrick,
she has lost it!Copy !req
467. She's completely
institutionalized.Copy !req
468. She's forgotten what
it's like to live
on the outside—Copy !req
469. to not be in prison.Copy !req
470. Coming to bed, honey?Copy !req
471. Yes, dear.Copy !req
472. We've got to remind
her there is life
other than this.Copy !req
473. Mrs. Puff,
if you come with us,Copy !req
474. I'll stay after
school and decorate
the whole classroom!Copy !req
475. For the last time, no!Copy !req
476. I'm not going with you.Copy !req
477. That's final!Copy !req
478. Oh!Copy !req
479. Talking to inanimate objects
again, eh, Puff?Copy !req
480. Get back to your cell.Copy !req
481. No more kitchen
time for you.Copy !req
482. Quick, Mrs. Puff,
hop on.Copy !req
483. Guards! Guards!
Come quick!Copy !req
484. There's a crazed
ex-student of mineCopy !req
485. and his overweight
friend here
to break me out!Copy !req
486. That's just
raw materialCopy !req
487. used to make
coat hangers.Copy !req
488. You need some rest.Copy !req
489. Psst!Copy !req
490. Hop in, Mrs. Puff.Copy !req
491. Guards! Guards!
Come look.Copy !req
492. Whoa!Copy !req
493. They don't pay me enough
to do this job.Copy !req
494. Mrs. Puff, up here!Copy !req
495. Guards!Copy !req
496. Guards! They're back!Copy !req
497. What's all the hubbub,
Puff?Copy !req
498. They're back!Copy !req
499. Mrs. Puff, it's us!Copy !req
500. What the barnacle
is going on?Copy !req
501. Get away from me!Copy !req
502. Get away!Copy !req
503. What are you talking
about, Puff?Copy !req
504. MRS.
You can't fool me.Copy !req
505. You're SpongeBob
and that guy who
likes the chili.Copy !req
506. Let's face it, Puff,
you've gone off
the deep end.Copy !req
507. Get in there, you!Copy !req
508. You need a nice long stay
in solitary confinement!Copy !req
509. Oh, well...Copy !req
510. Let's look
at the positives again.Copy !req
511. I'm finally away from those two.Copy !req
512. Yes, all alone
in my nice soft room.Copy !req
513. Made of sponge.Copy !req
514. I can pass the test,
Mrs. Puff!Copy !req
515. I can pass the test!Copy !req
516. Freeze!Copy !req
517. Your joyride's over, punk!Copy !req
518. No!Copy !req
519. What?Copy !req
520. No, no!Copy !req
521. What are you doing?Copy !req
522. Help! Help!Copy !req
523. No! No! Please!Copy !req
524. I have a snail
to feed.Copy !req
525. I can't go to jail now.Copy !req
526. This is not a good time.Copy !req
527. No, please, please,
I'm not a criminal!Copy !req
528. I can't believe it.Copy !req
529. It was all a dream.Copy !req
530. I'm not going to jail!Copy !req
531. Why would you
go to jail?Copy !req
532. You already did
your time.Copy !req
533. Huh?Copy !req
534. Oh, it's just
my imagination again.Copy !req
535. So what's for dinner
tonight, Puff Mama,
chili?Copy !req
536. Aw, forget it.Copy !req
537. and NICKELODEONCopy !req