1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
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7. Wait for it...Copy !req
8. Another day, another migraine.Copy !req
9. Mi...Copy !req
10. graine.Copy !req
11. Isn't it greatCopy !req
12. working at
the Krusty Krab,
Squidward?Copy !req
13. Huh? Isn't it?Copy !req
14. Working here?Copy !req
15. Yeah, great.Copy !req
16. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
17. Oh, yeah. Yes!Copy !req
18. Hold that thought,
Squidward.Copy !req
19. I'm due in the parking lot
for early morning litter patrol.Copy !req
20. May Neptune shine brightly
on my harvest.Copy !req
21. Litter.Copy !req
22. Looks like someone
missed the trash basket,Copy !req
23. huh, Mr. Candy Wrapper?Copy !req
24. Kids these days.Copy !req
25. I've never seen
such an epidemic!Copy !req
26. Well, at least
it's all over now.Copy !req
27. Huh?Copy !req
28. Huh?Copy !req
29. Huh?Copy !req
30. Where is all this litter
coming from?Copy !req
31. Not on my watch.Copy !req
32. Sir, I will
have you knowCopy !req
33. it's against the law
to litter.Copy !req
34. Ha! What are you
going to do,Copy !req
35. call the police?Copy !req
36. Yes.Copy !req
37. How's it going,
lieutenant?Copy !req
38. Well, let's just say
I hope our litterbug thereCopy !req
39. saved room
for his just desserts.Copy !req
40. Yeah!Copy !req
41. Just desserts.Copy !req
42. Whatever.Copy !req
43. SpongeBob,
don't you know
who that is?Copy !req
44. Who?Copy !req
45. That's the Tattletale Strangler!Copy !req
46. Who?Copy !req
47. The Tattletale Strangler!Copy !req
48. He's promised
to strangle anyoneCopy !req
49. who turns him in!Copy !req
50. He seems kind of angry with us,
eh, Squidward?Copy !req
51. Squidward?Copy !req
52. Squidward!Copy !req
53. You're going
to do time,
Strangler.Copy !req
54. Hard time.Copy !req
55. Hi, officers.Copy !req
56. So he's going
to jail, right?Copy !req
57. Who, Strangler?Copy !req
58. Yeah, Strangler.Copy !req
59. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
60. He's going to jail
for a long time.Copy !req
61. Hey, that looks
like me!Copy !req
62. Don't worry,
SpongeBob,Copy !req
63. he won't be able
to strangle you.Copy !req
64. Yeah, we got him
chained up
real good.Copy !req
65. He'll never
get away.Copy !req
66. Oops, not again.Copy !req
67. Yup, he got away.Copy !req
68. You nice officers
will protect me, right?Copy !req
69. We ain't bodyguards,
kid.Copy !req
70. Yeah, give us
a callCopy !req
71. if you see him
again, tattletale.Copy !req
72. Those officers are right—
I need a bodyguard.Copy !req
73. Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
74. There's a maniac
after me.Copy !req
75. I need a bodyguard!Copy !req
76. I wasn't five-time
golden claws in the navyCopy !req
77. for nothing.Copy !req
78. When he see
me moves,Copy !req
79. he'll be
running scared.Copy !req
80. So where is this
little bully,Copy !req
81. down at the park?Copy !req
82. The soda shop?Copy !req
83. What does he
look like, eh, boy?Copy !req
84. This would be him,
Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
85. The Tattletale Strangler!Copy !req
86. Go away, SpongeBob.Copy !req
87. Take your death cloud
with you!Copy !req
88. Hold me!
Hold me!Copy !req
89. That's it,
I got to get out of townCopy !req
90. till I can find a bodyguard.Copy !req
91. Bodyguard, huh?Copy !req
92. Uh, I might be able
to help you out.Copy !req
93. You don't understand,
mister.Copy !req
94. I need protection from
the scariest guy in town.Copy !req
95. Here's
his picture.Copy !req
96. He doesn't
look so tough.Copy !req
97. I tattled on him,Copy !req
98. and now he wants
to strangle meCopy !req
99. with his
diabolical hands!Copy !req
100. I hope they're
not dirty.Copy !req
101. Huh?Copy !req
102. Uh-oh, there's too many
witnesses around here.Copy !req
103. Listen, kid, I could
be your bodyguard.Copy !req
104. Here's my card.Copy !req
105. Hmm...Copy !req
106. Looks good to me.Copy !req
107. You're hired!Copy !req
108. I feel safer already.
What's next?Copy !req
109. Well, the maniac
could be anywhereCopy !req
110. wearing a disguise.Copy !req
111. He could be
that old man.Copy !req
112. Or that baby.Copy !req
113. Or that pebble!Copy !req
114. Or that stick.Copy !req
115. Or that receiptCopy !req
116. for the Phony Baloney
Mustache Emporium.Copy !req
117. Huh? Uh,
that's mine.Copy !req
118. Oh, bodyguard, my body is
in your guarding hands.Copy !req
119. What do we do first?Copy !req
120. Uh... I suggest
we go to a nice quiet,
secluded location,Copy !req
121. like behind
an old dumpster,
or a dark alley.Copy !req
122. We could go to my houseCopy !req
123. and turn off
all the lights.Copy !req
124. Perfect.Copy !req
125. That way no one
could hear you
being strangled—Copy !req
126. I mean, uh, uh, protected.Copy !req
127. Perfect.Copy !req
128. Yes, excellent.Copy !req
129. Ah, but first
I got to do a few errands.Copy !req
130. Uh, okay, but let's
make it quick.Copy !req
131. "Quick" is my middle name.Copy !req
132. Let's see, paper towels.Copy !req
133. This one says,
"Best paper towel around."Copy !req
134. This one says,
"Best paper towel in town."Copy !req
135. Hmm.Copy !req
136. "In town."Copy !req
137. "Around."Copy !req
138. "In town."Copy !req
139. "Around."Copy !req
140. What do you think,
bodyguard?Copy !req
141. Whatever gets us
to your house quicker.Copy !req
142. I'll take both!Copy !req
143. Here you go,
Mr. SquarePants.Copy !req
144. Hmm...Copy !req
145. Is there something wrong?Copy !req
146. I'm not sure if
these are my pants.Copy !req
147. How about this one,
bodyguard?Copy !req
148. Too overbearing?Copy !req
149. Can we just go to your house?Copy !req
150. Here we are,
SquarePants Manor.Copy !req
151. Bodyguard, let me just
take this opportunityCopy !req
152. to say you're the best bodyguard
a fellow could hope to have.Copy !req
153. All right, enough
of the sappy talk.Copy !req
154. Open the door
so I can strangle you...Copy !req
155. I mean, uh, choke you...Copy !req
156. I mean, uh, crush
your windpipe... I mean...Copy !req
157. "Protect me"?Copy !req
158. Thanks.Copy !req
159. Don't mention it,
Strangler...Copy !req
160. I mean "bodyguard."Copy !req
161. Now, where
did I put my key?Copy !req
162. Well, I can't
find them.Copy !req
163. Do you want
to take a look?Copy !req
164. Forget the key!Copy !req
165. Let's climb
through this window.Copy !req
166. I can't reach it.Copy !req
167. Can you hop up
on my shoulders, kid?Copy !req
168. Sure.Copy !req
169. With these spiky cleats,
anything is possible.Copy !req
170. "Cleats"?Copy !req
171. Get your feet
out of my eye sockets!Copy !req
172. I'm trying, but my cleats
are stuck in your corneas!Copy !req
173. Get off! Get off!Copy !req
174. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
175. Don't be mad,
bodyguard.Copy !req
176. Let me just grab the key
I keep under the matCopy !req
177. and we can get inside.Copy !req
178. There you are,
you little rascal.Copy !req
179. Now to put it in the lock,Copy !req
180. which should activate
the tumblers,Copy !req
181. thus opening the door.Copy !req
182. Step inside...Copy !req
183. Close the door...Copy !req
184. Well, here we are.Copy !req
185. I finally got you all alone!Copy !req
186. I know, isn't it great?Copy !req
187. Ooh!Copy !req
188. Now you're going to
get yours, tattletale!Copy !req
189. Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!Copy !req
190. A surprise party
to celebrateCopy !req
191. my perfect on-time
percentage at work?Copy !req
192. Oh, how'd you guys know?Copy !req
193. It's on the invitations
you sent us.Copy !req
194. Let's boogie!Copy !req
195. Bye, everybody,
thanks for coming!Copy !req
196. Bye, Mr. Krabs, bye, Plankton,
bye, Sandy, bye, Larry,Copy !req
197. bye, Pearl, bye, Mrs. Puff, bye,
Squidward, bye, the rest.Copy !req
198. Alone at last.Copy !req
199. Huh? What? What?Copy !req
200. So we're
all alone now?Copy !req
201. Just you, me
and the floorboards.Copy !req
202. Yeah!Copy !req
203. Happy birthday,
SpongeBob!Copy !req
204. How did you guys know
today is my birthday?Copy !req
205. We just do what
the invitations say.Copy !req
206. Let's boogie
some more!Copy !req
207. Thanks for coming!Copy !req
208. Whew!Copy !req
209. Alone again.Copy !req
210. Is it true?Copy !req
211. Everybody's gone?Copy !req
212. Uh-huh.Copy !req
213. No more
parties today?Copy !req
214. You've got everything
you need now?Copy !req
215. Nobody's left,
we're completely alone?Copy !req
216. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
217. In that case...Copy !req
218. Great parties, huh?Copy !req
219. Oh!Copy !req
220. Sorry, tubby,
you got to go.Copy !req
221. Wait, we can
trust Patrick.Copy !req
222. He's my best friend.Copy !req
223. Well, uh, I can't
take any chances.Copy !req
224. For all we know, uh,
he could be the Strangler.Copy !req
225. I'm the Strangler?Copy !req
226. Oh, I should have known!Copy !req
227. I got to turn myself in!Copy !req
228. So Patrick's
the Strangler.Copy !req
229. Gee, you think
you know a guy.Copy !req
230. He's not the Strangler!Copy !req
231. He's not?Copy !req
232. I am!Copy !req
233. Hey, how'd you do that
without shaving cream?Copy !req
234. Oh, it's a fake,
you idiot!Copy !req
235. I bought it at
the party store!Copy !req
236. Did someone
say "party"?Copy !req
237. I can't take it!Copy !req
238. Wait, bodyguard,
I need protection!Copy !req
239. Step on it!Copy !req
240. I'm being chased by a maniac!Copy !req
241. I'm not safe!Copy !req
242. Come back!Copy !req
243. Finally! Away from that guy.Copy !req
244. Good idea,
bodyguard.Copy !req
245. He'll never
find us up here.Copy !req
246. Good thinking, bodyguard.Copy !req
247. The Strangler could have been
on that plane.Copy !req
248. Bodyguard!
Bodyguard!Copy !req
249. Look, kid...Copy !req
250. I'm not your bodyguard!Copy !req
251. I'm the Strangler.Copy !req
252. See?Copy !req
253. The Strangler!Copy !req
254. Good work,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
255. You put the Strangler
behind bars.Copy !req
256. At least I'm safe
from that yellow idiot.Copy !req
257. Hey, Mack.Copy !req
258. What are you in for?Copy !req
259. Well, Patrick, here it is,
the Palace of Pranks,Copy !req
260. the greatest novelty shop
in Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
261. All the greatest pranksters
shop here.Copy !req
262. This is where I got
my gag seanut brittle can.Copy !req
263. Oh, boy, seanut brittle—
give me!Copy !req
264. Patrick, wait, it's
a booby trap, remember?Copy !req
265. Nice try, SquarePants, but it's
not going to work this time.Copy !req
266. I'm going to have some of
your delicious seanut brittle.Copy !req
267. Where's
the seanut brittle?Copy !req
268. That gets funnier every time
you say it, Patrick.Copy !req
269. Come on, let's go inside.Copy !req
270. Seanut brittle.Copy !req
271. Ah!Copy !req
272. Nothing compares to the smell
of cheap plastic novelty items.Copy !req
273. Pranks, gags and gross-out toys
as far as the eye can see.Copy !req
274. Isn't it everything I said
it would be, Patrick?Copy !req
275. Hey, seanut brittle!Copy !req
276. Oh, darn it, not again.Copy !req
277. Good to see you,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
278. How's my number one
customer doing?Copy !req
279. Great, Frank.Copy !req
280. This is my friend,
Patrick.Copy !req
281. He wants to become
a prankster, too.Copy !req
282. Well, pleasure
to meet you, Patrick.Copy !req
283. That's your
first lesson, son—Copy !req
284. the granddaddy
of all pranks,Copy !req
285. the joy buzzer.Copy !req
286. I don't get it.Copy !req
287. You don't have to get it.Copy !req
288. The prank is
for the enjoyment
of the prankster.Copy !req
289. You see, Patrick,
Frank here is the master.Copy !req
290. I learned all I know
about pranks from him.Copy !req
291. Frank, let's see
what you've got.Copy !req
292. Well, this came in
just this morning.Copy !req
293. Have some gum.Copy !req
294. Ha! Exploding chewing gum,
only $9.95.Copy !req
295. I don't get it.Copy !req
296. What can we get for one dollar?Copy !req
297. One dollar will get you
this fake gag dollar—Copy !req
298. fool your friends into thinking
you've got a real dollar.Copy !req
299. What else
have you got?Copy !req
300. A whoopee cushion?Copy !req
301. Nah.Copy !req
302. Fake vomit.Copy !req
303. No.Copy !req
304. Real vomit.Copy !req
305. Eww!Copy !req
306. Have anything good?Copy !req
307. Well, there is one prank
that I've been savingCopy !req
308. for a real top-of-the-line
prankster—Copy !req
309. invisible spray.Copy !req
310. Wow, invisible spray!Copy !req
311. But I can see it.Copy !req
312. Gee, Patrick, just
think of the pranksCopy !req
313. we could pull with this.Copy !req
314. Good choice.Copy !req
315. Now, be careful
with that stuff, boys.Copy !req
316. It stains clothes.Copy !req
317. Thanks, Frank.Copy !req
318. Here it is, Patrick,Copy !req
319. the ultimate prank—Copy !req
320. invisible spray.Copy !req
321. What are we going
to do with it?Copy !req
322. I know!Copy !req
323. We'll go spray
the park benchCopy !req
324. and then sit on it,Copy !req
325. and when people walk by,Copy !req
326. we'll be floating
in midair.Copy !req
327. They're floating
in midair!Copy !req
328. How do they
do that?Copy !req
329. That's the ultimate prank!Copy !req
330. Good idea, SpongeBob!Copy !req
331. Well, let's
get started.Copy !req
332. Okay, I'm ready.Copy !req
333. Any particular reason
you took your pants off?Copy !req
334. Well, that stuff
stains clothes, right?Copy !req
335. That it does, Patrick,
that it does.Copy !req
336. Good thinking.Copy !req
337. Here, hold
this a second.Copy !req
338. Okay, Patrick,
give me the can.Copy !req
339. I think since spraying
the park bench was my idea,Copy !req
340. I should get to spray it.Copy !req
341. Patrick, spraying
the park benchCopy !req
342. was myidea.Copy !req
343. Yeah, but I said
it was a good idea.Copy !req
344. Give me that thing.Copy !req
345. Hey, the invisible
spray works!Copy !req
346. And on your right
if you look,Copy !req
347. you'll see two
naked guys fighting
over a can of paint.Copy !req
348. Oh, my gosh, Patrick,
help me find our clothes!Copy !req
349. I got to handit
to you, SpongeBob.Copy !req
350. You look kind of funny.Copy !req
351. Righty, where are you?Copy !req
352. No one messes with Righty!Copy !req
353. We'll see
how youlike it.Copy !req
354. Kind of gives you
an emptyfeeling, huh?Copy !req
355. Yeah!Copy !req
356. I seewhat you mean.Copy !req
357. No guts, no glory!Copy !req
358. I think this
thing is empty.Copy !req
359. Oh, no, it can't be!Copy !req
360. How are we going to pull
off the ultimate prank?Copy !req
361. Thanks a lot, Patrick.Copy !req
362. You used the last of it.Copy !req
363. Hey, I think
I found our pants.Copy !req
364. Oops!
Here, these are yours.Copy !req
365. Oh, forget the pants,
Patrick.Copy !req
366. Let's get home and
wash this paint off.Copy !req
367. Hey, SpongeBob, do you
know what time it is?Copy !req
368. Oh, sure, it's...
half past invisible.Copy !req
369. Gee, it's getting late.Copy !req
370. Let's ask this guy.Copy !req
371. Sir, but do you
have the time?Copy !req
372. Sure, it's ten
to 3:00.Copy !req
373. Thank you.Copy !req
374. Don't mention it.Copy !req
375. Don't mention what?Copy !req
376. Who said that?Copy !req
377. Me.Copy !req
378. Ghosts!Copy !req
379. Hey, I'm no ghost!Copy !req
380. The nerve of that guy
and his driving eyeballs.Copy !req
381. Wait a second, Patrick,Copy !req
382. my brain just
hatched an idea.Copy !req
383. Lay it on me.Copy !req
384. Okay, we're invisible,
right?Copy !req
385. Yeah.Copy !req
386. If that guy thought
we were ghosts,Copy !req
387. we could haunt everybody
in Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
388. Oh, it's
the ultimate prank.Copy !req
389. High five!Copy !req
390. Let's go scare us
some suckers.Copy !req
391. Huh?Copy !req
392. That's funny,
I thought I heard voices.Copy !req
393. Huh?Copy !req
394. I thought I left that glass
of peanut juice on the table.Copy !req
395. And didn't I toss
that old lamp out yesterday?Copy !req
396. And since when did I acquire
all these portraits of Patrick?Copy !req
397. We're ghosts.Copy !req
398. I knew it was you guys!Copy !req
399. All right,
joke's over.Copy !req
400. Take off the sheets.Copy !req
401. It isghosts!Copy !req
402. Boy, we really
scared her!Copy !req
403. Who's going to be
our next victim?Copy !req
404. A better question
would be, "Who isn't?"Copy !req
405. Double-dark deep-sea
light diet cake!Copy !req
406. You will soon be mine.Copy !req
407. Ghosts!Copy !req
408. Huh?Copy !req
409. Ghosts!Copy !req
410. PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB
Cowabunga!Copy !req
411. Ghosts!Copy !req
412. Ghosts!Copy !req
413. Ghosts!Copy !req
414. Ghosts!Copy !req
415. Ghosts!Copy !req
416. Toast.Copy !req
417. Ghosts!Copy !req
418. It's official— we're the
greatest pranksters ever.Copy !req
419. The whole town
thinks we're ghosts.Copy !req
420. Yeah.Copy !req
421. There's only one guy
left to scare,Copy !req
422. and we'll have pranked everybody
in Bikini Bottom—Copy !req
423. Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
424. It says he isn't
scared of ghosts.Copy !req
425. We'll see about that!Copy !req
426. Ghosts!Copy !req
427. Hah!Copy !req
428. I ain't afraid of no ghosts!Copy !req
429. Every sailor knows a ghost
won't come near a fellaCopy !req
430. as long as he's wearing
his spotted neckerchief...Copy !req
431. and his dried-up sea leprechaun.Copy !req
432. And a bit of gold never hurt.Copy !req
433. But to be on the safe side,Copy !req
434. I'm also wearing me pants
in a melvin knot,Copy !req
435. got me shivering timber brace,Copy !req
436. and the hairs on the back
of me neck are taped down.Copy !req
437. And I'm all wrapped up
in a suit of anti-ghost armor.Copy !req
438. And if none of this stuff works,
I've got me secret weapon—Copy !req
439. the specter deflector.Copy !req
440. So just try and get me,
you ghosts!Copy !req
441. Bring it on!Copy !req
442. Krabs.Copy !req
443. Krabs, we've come to haunt you.Copy !req
444. Stay back, I'm well-armed!Copy !req
445. I'm warning you.Copy !req
446. Ooh!Copy !req
447. Boo.Copy !req
448. I got to get out of here!Copy !req
449. You can't escape, Krabs.Copy !req
450. We glued the door shut.Copy !req
451. You'll never get me!Copy !req
452. Nice try, Krabs, but we replaced
all the glass with rubber.Copy !req
453. Too late, Krabs, we've already
clogged all the toilets.Copy !req
454. Please, spirits, leave me be.Copy !req
455. We got him good, SpongeBob.Copy !req
456. Wait, Patrick,
I've got one more idea.Copy !req
457. You're going
to pay, Krabs.Copy !req
458. No, spirits, please!Copy !req
459. No!Copy !req
460. No!Copy !req
461. Don't burn me dollar!Copy !req
462. Well, well, well, if it isn't
SpongeBob and Patrick.Copy !req
463. I know not these namesCopy !req
464. of which you speak.Copy !req
465. Uh, SpongeBob.Copy !req
466. SpongeBob,
we're visible again.Copy !req
467. So you two are
the Bikini Bottom ghosts.Copy !req
468. We're really sorry,
Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
469. Please don't chop us
up into little pieces
and eat them.Copy !req
470. Hey, come on, boys, I'm hip.Copy !req
471. I pulled my share of pranks
when I was your age,Copy !req
472. had me some laughs.Copy !req
473. That's what we did tonight,
right?Copy !req
474. We had a good laugh.Copy !req
475. Come on, laugh with me.Copy !req
476. Uh, any particular reason
you boys are naked?Copy !req
477. Yeah, the invisible
paint stains clothes.Copy !req
478. Of course it does.Copy !req
479. Well, you two better hurry home
before someone sees you nude.Copy !req
480. Yeah, I think I'd
die of embarrassment
if that happened.Copy !req
481. Me, too.Copy !req
482. No, wouldn't want that,
would we?Copy !req
483. It's getting late now.Copy !req
484. You pranksters better get going.Copy !req
485. Mr. Krabs, thanks for
being such a good sport.Copy !req
486. Don't mention it.Copy !req
487. That Mr. Krabs, always
looking out for me.Copy !req
488. What a guy!Copy !req
489. Yeah.Copy !req
490. The Krusty Krab presents...Copy !req
491. live nude pranksters!Copy !req
492. Starring the Bikini Bottom
ghosts.Copy !req
493. Patrick!Copy !req
494. Yeah?Copy !req
495. We should have bought
the whoopee cushion.Copy !req
496. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
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