1. - Are you ready, kids?
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2. - Aye, aye, Captain!
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3. - I can't hear you.
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4. - Aye, aye, Captain!
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5. of SpongeBob SquarePants
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6. was discovered under a desk
at Nickelodeon Studios.
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7. Now all the world is waiting
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8. in fevered anticipation
to watch
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9. the "SpongeBob SquarePants"
Lost Episode.
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10. Now, to present
the lost episode,
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11. from Encino, California,
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12. the president of the SpongeBob
SquarePants Fan Club,
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13. Patchy the Pirate.
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14. - Patchy, Patchy,
the kids are here.
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15. - Hot! Hot! Hot!
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16. Potty, don't you know
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17. this is Patchy private time?
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18. Oh, hello.
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19. Aah! What are you all
doing here?
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20. - They're here to see
the lost episode.
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21. - But I haven't got
the lost episode
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22. because I...
well, I lost it.
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23. - No, Patchy, please!
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24. Don't say that, Patchy.
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25. - But it is.
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26. It's lost, and I have
no idea where it is,
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27. so it's best if you forget
all about old SpongeBob.
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28. - I don't believe I lost
"The Lost Episode."
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29. I never lose anything.
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30. - What about
your leg?
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31. - Well, yeah.
- And your eye.
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32. - And the eye.
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33. - And your hand.
- And—
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34. Oh, get out of here,
you blasted bird!
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35. If only I had a map to tell me
where the lost episode is.
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36. - What is it?
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37. - Hey, it's a map.
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38. It's a map to the lost episode
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39. of "SpongeBob" I lost.
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40. - It's a dream come true.
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41. - We got to go find it, Potty.
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42. Oh, first, I'll need me
treasure-hunting leg.
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43. Come on, Potty.
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44. Time's a-wastin'.
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45. Ten paces past
Mrs. Johnson's house.
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46. - Would you boys
like some cookies?
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47. - Put them in a doggie bag,
Mrs. Johnson.
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48. Can't right now.
We're on a treasure hunt.
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49. - Okay, don't catch cold.
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50. - Walk five fathoms past Don's
Import Store & Delicatessen.
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51. Half a league
to the forked tree.
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52. Oh.
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53. Now all that's left is... Huh?
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54. The seven trials
of Monkey Lagoon?
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55. Merciful Neptune,
only for SpongeBob.
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56. Only for SpongeBob!
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57. Whoa... whoa... whoa!
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58. We made it.
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59. We survived the trials.
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60. Oh, I'm really going
to dig this lost episode.
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61. Dig it, get it?
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62. - You stink.
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63. - And I just got out
of the shower.
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64. Hey, Potty,
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65. I think I hit something.
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66. Clever— bury your treasure
above the surface.
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67. - This is it!
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68. I don't know what
it means either,
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69. but I got what I came for.
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70. Come on, Potty,
time's a-wastin'.
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71. Yeah!
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72. Popcorn... soda...
pickled garlic.
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73. Hurry, Potty, hit the remote.
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74. - This is going to be great.
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75. I can't believe it—
more "SpongeBob."
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76. This is so exciting!
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77. - Here it comes.
- Pipe down.
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78. That's it?
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79. That's "The Lost Episode"?
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80. That was just a bunch
of cheap walk cycles!
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81. - What a rip.
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82. SpongeBob betrayed us!
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83. Aah! I'm sorry I ever started
this stupid fan club
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84. in the first place.
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85. I'm going to get rid
of all my SpongeBobstuff.
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86. All of it! All of it!
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87. All of it!
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88. I'm going to run away!
That's what I'll do, run away!
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89. - Jeez, what a hothead.
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90. - And now the real
lost episode.
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91. - Patchy, come back,
there's more.
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92. - Really?
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93. Hooray!
Let's watch.
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94. - Here we see
the proud jellyfish hunter.
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95. He stands motionless
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96. to lure the jellyfish into
a false sense of security,
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97. and when his prey ventures too
close, he springs into action.
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98. - Huh?
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99. Huh?
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100. Phew, I salute you,
old majestic jellyfish.
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101. Your command of the sky
is unmatched,
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102. floating just out
of the reach of my net
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103. but near enough that I can see
your untamed beauty.
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104. Wait a minute.
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105. I'm forgetting the words
of Grandpa SquarePants.
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106. - If we were meant
to fly,
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107. we'd have propellers
on our heads
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108. or jet engines
on our backs.
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109. - I'm going to follow
his advice, by gum.
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110. I'll invent a flying machine.
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111. - What's that contraption,
SpongeBob?
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112. - That, Patrick, is
a flying machine.
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113. - What's so funny?
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114. - Oh, it's like my
grandpa used to say.
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115. - If we were meant to fly...
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116. Hey, I'm not your grandfather.
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117. - Well, here I go,
Patrick.
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118. I'm off to fly
with the jellyfish.
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119. Ignition. Check.
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120. Landing gear. Check.
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121. Complimentary peanuts.
Checkaroo.
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122. Ready for takeoff.
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123. - You cut a hole in
Farmer Jenkins' grain silo.
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124. - Don't remind me.
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125. - I knew no good
would come from city folk
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126. and their flying machines.
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127. Now, get!
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128. We—we better
do what he says.
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129. He knows how
to grow food.
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130. - Well, it took me
all night
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131. but here they are—
the new blueprints.
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132. I wasn't even close
with that last one—
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133. propellers, rudders...
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134. This one's gonna fly!
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135. I can feel it.
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136. Ready, Patrick?
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137. - Ready!
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138. It's working, Patrick.
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139. I'm flying!
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140. I'm... falling!
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141. This is it,
Patrick.
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142. The physics
are all here.
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143. This time,
I'm going to fly.
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144. Behold.
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145. - Oh, boy,
a birthday party!
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146. No, Patrick,
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147. this is the SquarePants
Flyer Mark III.
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148. All you do is remove
the brick—or ballast—
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149. and... Huh?
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150. Well, back to
the drawing board.
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151. - Can we have
the cake now?
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152. - Patrick, get ready
to say, "Eureka!"
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153. - Okay.
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154. - Go!
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155. It's working.
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156. I'm flying.
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157. - Hey, look at that guy
tied to a kite.
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158. - Why is he doing that?
- Oh, my goodness.
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159. - Do not be afraid,
Earthbound people.
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160. I am not a flying monster.
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161. I am just one of you.
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162. Ow, Patrick!
Ow, Patrick!
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163. Ow, Patrick!
Ow, Patrick!
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164. Excuse me, sir, but I'd like
to return this kite.
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165. - Hey, I know you.
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166. Yeah, from today's paper.
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167. - "Local Nutcase Tries to Fly!"
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168. I'm a nutcase
because I follow my dreams?
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169. Well, they laughed at the guy
who invented light bulbs, too!
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170. - No, they didn't.
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171. - You'll see.
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172. - Look, Mom, it's
the Birdman of Bikini Bottom.
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173. - Wow, I wonder why he's still
using his legs.
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174. - Come on, Birdman.
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175. Flap your wings and fly.
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176. - Hey, Birdman...
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177. going to check
on your eggs?
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178. - Maybe he's looking
for a statue to poop on.
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179. - Go on and laugh,
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180. but it is a sad day
in Bikini Bottom
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181. when a guy is ridiculed
for having dreams.
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182. - You think you're
the only one
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183. with unfulfilled
dreams?
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184. - I was supposed to
be a concert pianist
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185. until I realized
I didn't have any fingers.
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186. - We all had dreams.
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187. - What makes you so special?
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188. Let's get him!
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189. Huh?
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190. - Good riddance...
dreamer!
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191. Well, it can't get any worse.
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192. Ow!
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193. I guess I spoke too soon.
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194. - Will SpongeBob learn to fly?
Stay tuned.
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195. - There they go again, Gary.
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196. Ah... I suppose I'll never
join them in the sky.
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197. I'll be stuck on the ground,
sentenced to a flightless life.
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198. Oh, well, I guess all dreams
aren't meant to come true.
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199. Back to reality.
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200. No, Gary, my dreams
are silly.
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201. Hello?
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202. No, this isn't
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203. the Birdman of Bikini Bottom.
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204. What?
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205. No, I certainly do not
live in a birdcage.
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206. Who is this?
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207. "Joe Mama"?
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208. Well, listen up, Joe.
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209. I hate to break it to you,
but flying is impossible!
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210. I have to go now.
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211. My head just hit the ceiling.
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212. Huh?
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213. Hey, look, Gary!
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214. I... I think I'm flying!
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215. Jellyfish Fields, here I come!
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216. - Mom, look!
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217. It's the flying guy!
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218. - Wow! I guess he wasn't
a lunatic after all.
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219. - I'm flying! I'm flying!
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220. ♪ He's flying, he's flying
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221. No!
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222. - Gotcha!
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223. Next time, try
the elevator.
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224. - Thank you, Birdman!
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225. - I'm rich!
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226. - Thanks, buddy!
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227. - Please put me down.
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228. - All of Bikini Bottom is abuzz
over the identity
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229. of a mysterious flying man
who helps people.
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230. - He found my hairpiece.
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231. - He helps people, and he
flies and he helps people.
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232. - Who knows what
superhero act of courage
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233. he'll astound us with next?
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234. - Oh, no, the light in the Goo
Lagoon lighthouse went out,
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235. and sailor Jenkins is
headed for the coastline!
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236. - I'm glad I gave up farming.
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237. - I'm coming!
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238. - Thanks, mysterious
flying man!
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239. - I knew no good
would come from city folk
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240. and their flying machines!
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241. - That's enough good deeds
for one day.
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242. I've got a date
with a flock of jellyfish.
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243. - SpongeBob, son,
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244. I need you and
your magical pants!
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245. - But, Mr. Krabs,
I invented these pants
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246. so I could fly
with the jellyfish.
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247. If I keep doing favors
for people,
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248. I'll never get to
make my dreams a reality.
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249. - But, SpongeBob,
it's an emergency!
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250. - Let's roll.
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251. Where to, Mr. K?
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252. - Uh, my garage.
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253. - You got it!
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254. What's the emergency,
Mr. Krabs?
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255. - Are you sure
you're up for it, boy?
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256. - I think my pants
can handle it.
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257. - I need you...
- Yes?
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258. - to clean...
- Clean up crime?
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259. - My garage.
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260. - That's your emergency?
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261. - But, SpongeBob, everyone knows
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262. it's easier to clean a garage
when you can fly.
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263. - All right, Mr. Krabs,
I'll clean your garage.
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264. But after this, no more favors!
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265. All done, Mr. Krabs.
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266. - And the recyclables?
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267. - Aw, shrimp.
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268. Finally!
Jellyfish Fields, here I come!
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269. - SpongeBob!
- Patrick's in trouble.
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270. - SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
- What is it, buddy?
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271. - Will you scratch my tummy?
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272. Ahh.
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273. - Help me pick out a tie?
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274. - Clean my bathtub?
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275. - Balance my checkbook?
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276. - Help spread the word of evil?
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277. - Untangle my phone cord?
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278. - Do my geometry?
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279. - Talk to my plants?
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280. - Rub my scalp?
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281. Mmm... oh, yeah!
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282. - Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
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283. Wait a minute!
I'm supposed to be
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284. at Jellyfish Fields
right now,
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285. but instead I'm
rubbing your scalp,
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286. and I don't even
know who you are.
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287. - But we went to
elementary school together.
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288. Dennis?
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289. - Mmm... oh, yeah!
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290. - If I don't give these feverish
favor-seekers the slip,
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291. I'll never get to fly
with the jellyfish.
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292. - Hey, there he is!
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293. He's getting away!
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294. - No, he owes us favors!
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295. - Get him!
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296. - I'm almost at
Jellyfish Fields!
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297. I'm going to make it!
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298. - He's headed for
Jellyfish Fields!
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299. We'll never
catch him now!
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300. - I'll take care of this!
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301. It's Cannonball Jenkins!
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302. - I told you nothing good
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303. would come from city folk
and their flying machines!
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304. - What have we done?
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305. Come on, everybody!
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306. I think a proper burial
is in order.
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307. A pair of pants like these
come around once in a lifetime.
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308. - Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
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309. I guess I'm not meant to fly
after all.
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310. Huh?
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311. Hey, my jellyfish friends
are helping me fly!
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312. Without pants!
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313. I guess it just goes to show...
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314. Is friendship.
Yeah.
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315. Good-bye, jellies!
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316. You taught me
a valuable lesson!
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317. Although I'm not quite sure
what it was.
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318. - Hey, let's fly down to the
pizza house for a slice.
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319. - No more flying
for me, Patrick.
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320. I'll leave that
to the jellyfish.
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321. - Suit yourself.
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322. - Did Patrick just—
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323. Nah.
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324. - Wow!
Wasn't that great, kids?
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325. - Let's watch it again.
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326. - That's a great idea, Potty.
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327. Where's the remote?
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328. Where's the remote?
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329. Oh, I lost the remote!
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330. They should make those things—
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331. Ah!
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332. My remote!
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333. Thanks, stranger!
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334. - Don't mention it, Patchy!
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335. - Ah, now...
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336. which one of these
cockamamie buttons is "Rewind"?
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337. - Oh, that's not it.
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338. Wrong again!
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339. - Let me do it!
- No, get away!
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340. That's the light switch!
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341. Give me that!
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342. - That's the
"Mariachi Band" button.
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343. - I hate technology!
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344. Rewind, darn you.
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345. Failure ahoy.
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346. - No, stop, stop!
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347. Go back... infernal machine!
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348. Oh, no, I've ruined
the lost episode!
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349. Now it's lost forever!
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350. - Lost forever!
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351. - Oh, boy, what a loser.
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352. Well, I guess the lost episode
will remain lost.
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353. But tape or no tape, as long
as there are stars in the sky,
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354. SpongeBob will live on
in our hearts
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355. and in our minds.
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356. Now get lost.
I mean, bye.
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357. No, really, get lost.
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