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2. and NICKELODEON
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3. Last week a never-before-seen
episode of SpongeBob SquarePants
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4. was discovered at Nickelodeon.
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5. Now all the world is waiting
in fevered anticipation to watch
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6. the SpongeBob SquarePants
"Lost Episode."
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7. Now, to present
the lost episode,
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8. from Encino, California,
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9. the president of the
SpongeBob SquarePantsFan Club,
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10. Patchy the Pirate.
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11. Patchy, Patchy,
the kids are here.
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12. Hot! Hot! Hot!
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13. Potty, don't you know
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14. this is Patchy's
private time?
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15. Oh, hello.
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16. Aah! What are you all
doing here?
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17. They're here to see
the lost episode.
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18. But I haven't got
the lost episode
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19. because I...
well, I lost it.
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20. No, Patchy, please!
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21. Don't say that, Patchy.
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22. But it is.
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23. It's lost, and I have
no idea where it is,
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24. so it's best if you forget
all about old SpongeBob.
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25. I don't believe I lost
"The Lost Episode."
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26. I never lose anything.
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27. What about
your leg?
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28. Yeah.
And your eye.
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29. And the eye.
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30. And your hand.
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31. Oh, get out of here,
you blasted bird!
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32. If only I had a map to tell me
where the lost episode is.
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33. What is it?
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34. Hey, it's a map.
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35. It's a map to the lost episode
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36. of SpongeBobl lost.
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37. It's a dream come true.
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38. We got to go find it, Potty.
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39. First, I'll need me
treasure-hunting leg.
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40. Come on, Potty.
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41. Time's a-wastin'.
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42. Ten paces past
Mrs. Johnson's house.
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43. Would you boys
like some cookies?
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44. Put them in a doggie bag,
Mrs. Johnson.
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45. Can't right now.
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46. We're on a treasure hunt.
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47. Okay, don't catch cold.
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48. Walk five fathoms past Don's
Import Store & Delicatessen.
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49. Half a league
to the forked tree.
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50. Oh.
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51. Now all that's left is... Huh?
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52. The seven trials
of Monkey Lagoon?
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53. Merciful Neptune,
only for SpongeBob.
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54. Only for SpongeBob!
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55. Whoa... whoa... whoa!
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56. We made it.
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57. We survived the trials.
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58. Oh, I'm really going
to dig this lost episode.
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59. Digit, get it?
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60. You stink.
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61. And I just got out
of the shower.
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62. Hey, Potty,
I think I hit something.
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63. Clever— bury your treasure
above the surface.
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64. This is it!
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65. I don't know what
it means either,
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66. but I got what I came for.
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67. Come on, Potty,
time's a-wastin'.
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68. Yeah!
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69. Popcorn... soda...
pickled garlic.
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70. Hurry, Potty, hit the remote.
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71. This is going to be great.
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72. I can't believe it—
more SpongeBob.
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73. This is so exciting!
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74. Here it comes.
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75. Pipe down.
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76. That's it?
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77. That's "The Lost Episode"?
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78. That was just a bunch
of cheap walk cycles!
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79. What a rip.
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80. SpongeBob betrayed us!
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81. Aah! I'm sorry I ever started
this stupid fan club
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82. in the first place.
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83. I'm going to get rid
of all my SpongeBobstuff.
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84. All of it! All of it!
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85. All of it!
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86. I'm going to run away!
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87. That's what I'll do— run away!
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88. Jeez, what a hothead.
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89. And now the real lost episode.
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90. Come back— there's more.
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91. Really?
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92. Hooray!
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93. Let's watch.
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94. Here we see
the proud jellyfish hunter.
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95. He stands motionless
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96. to lure the jellyfish
into a false sense of security,
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97. and when his prey ventures too
close, he springs into action.
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98. Huh?
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99. Huh?
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100. Ooh, I salute you,
old majestic jellyfish.
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101. Your command of the sky
is unmatched,
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102. floating just out
of the reach of my net
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103. but near enough that I can see
your untamed beauty.
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104. Wait a minute.
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105. I'm forgetting the words
of Grandpa SquarePants.
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106. If we were meant
to fly,
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107. we'd have propellers
on our heads
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108. or jet engines
on our backs.
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109. I'm going to follow
his advice, by gum.
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110. I'll invent a flying machine.
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111. What's that contraption,
SpongeBob?
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112. That, Patrick, is
a flying machine.
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113. What's so funny?
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114. Oh, it's like my
grandpa used to say.
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115. If we were meant to fly...
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116. Hey, I'm not yourgrandfather.
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117. Well, here I go,
Patrick.
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118. I'm off to fly
with the jellyfish.
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119. Ignition. Check.
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120. Landing gear. Check.
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121. Complimentary peanuts.
Checkaroo.
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122. Ready for takeoff.
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123. You cut a hole in
Farmer Jenkins' grain silo.
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124. Don't remind me.
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125. I knew no good
would come from city folk
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126. and their flying machines.
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127. That's it!
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128. We... we better
do what he says.
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129. He knows how
to grow food.
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130. Well, it took me
all night
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131. but here they are—
the new blueprints.
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132. I wasn't even close
with that last one—
propellers, rudders...
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133. This one's going to fly.
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134. I can feel it.
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135. Ready, Patrick?
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136. Ready!
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137. It's working, Patrick.
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138. I'm flying!
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139. I'm... falling!
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140. This is it,
Patrick.
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141. The physics
are all here.
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142. This time,
I'm going to fly.
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143. Behold.
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144. Oh, boy,
a birthday party!
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145. No, Patrick, this
is the SquarePants
Flyer Mark III.
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146. All you do is remove
the brick— or ballast—
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147. and... Huh?
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148. Well, back to
the drawing board.
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149. Can we have
the cake now?
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150. Patrick, get ready
to say, "Eureka!"
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151. Okay.
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152. Go!
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153. It's working.
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154. I'm flying.
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155. Hey, look at that guy
tied to a kite.
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156. Why is he
doing that?
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157. Oh,
my goodness.
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158. Do not be afraid,
Earthbound people.
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159. I am not a flying monster.
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160. I am just one of you.
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161. Ow, Patrick!
Ow, Patrick!
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162. Ow, Patrick!
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163. Ow, Patrick!
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164. Excuse me, sir,
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165. but I'd like
to return this kite.
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166. Hey, I know you.
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167. Yeah, from today's paper.
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168. "Local nutcase tries to fly!"
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169. I'm a nutcase
because I follow my dreams?
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170. Well, they laughed at the guy
who invented light bulbs, too!
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171. No, they didn't.
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172. You'll see.
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173. Look, Mom, it's
the Birdman of Bikini Bottom.
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174. Wow, I wonder why
he's still using
his legs.
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175. Come on, Birdman.
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176. Flap your wings and fly.
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177. Hey, Birdman...
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178. going to check
on your eggs?
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179. Maybe he's looking
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180. for a statue
to poop on.
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181. Go on and laugh,
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182. but it is a sad day
in Bikini Bottom
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183. when a guy is
ridiculed for
having dreams.
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184. You think you're
the only one
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185. with unfulfilled
dreams?
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186. I was supposed to
be a concert pianist
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187. until I realized
I didn't have any fingers.
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188. We all had dreams.
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189. What makes you so special?
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190. Let's get him!
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191. Huh?
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192. Good riddance...
dreamer!
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193. Well, it can't get any worse.
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194. Ow!
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195. I guess I spoke too soon.
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196. Will SpongeBob learn to fly?
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197. Stay tuned.
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198. Oh, well, I guess all dreams
aren't meant to come true.
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199. Back to reality.
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200. No, Gary, my dreams
are silly.
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201. Hello.
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202. No, this isn't
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203. the Birdman of Bikini Bottom.
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204. What?
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205. No, I certainly do not
live in a birdcage.
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206. Who is this?
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207. "Joe Mama"?
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208. Well, listen up, Joe.
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209. I hate to break it to you,
but flying is impossible!
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210. I have to go now.
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211. My head just hit the ceiling.
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212. Huh?
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213. Hey, look, Gary!
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214. I... I think I'm flying!
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215. Jellyfish Fields, here I come!
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216. Mom, look!
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217. It's the flying guy!
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218. Wow! I guess he
wasn't a lunatic
after all.
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219. I'm flying! I'm flying!
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220. ♪ He's flying, he's flying
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221. ♪ Help! Please help!
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222. No!
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223. Gotcha!
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224. Next time, try
the elevator.
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225. Thank you, Birdman!
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226. ♪ I have never felt so free
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227. I'm rich!
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228. Thanks, buddy!
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229. Please put me down.
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230. All of Bikini Bottom is abuzz
over the identity
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231. of a mysterious flying man
who helps people.
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232. He found my hairpiece.
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233. He helps people... and he flies
and he helps people...
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234. Who knows what
superhero act of courage
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235. he'll astound us with next?
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236. Oh, no, the light
in the Goo Lagoon
lighthouse went out
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237. and sailor Jenkins is
headed for the coastline!
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238. I'm glad I gave up farming.
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239. I'm coming!
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240. Thanks, mysterious
flying man!
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241. I knew no good
would come from city folk
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242. and their flying machines!
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243. That's enough good deeds
for one day.
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244. I've got a date
with a flock of jellyfish.
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245. SpongeBob, son,
I need you and
your magical pants!
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246. But, Mr. Krabs,
I invented these pants
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247. so I could fly
with the jellyfish.
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248. If I keep doing favors
for people,
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249. I'll never get to
make my dreams a reality.
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250. But, SpongeBob,
it's an emergency!
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251. Let's roll.
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252. Where to, Mr. K?
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253. Uh, my garage.
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254. You got it!
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255. What's the emergency,
Mr. Krabs?
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256. You sure you're up for it, boy?
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257. I think my pants can handle it.
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258. I need you...
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259. Yes?
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260. to clean...
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261. Clean up crime?
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262. my garage.
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263. That's your
emergency?
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264. But, SpongeBob, everyone knows
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265. it's easier to clean a garage
when you can fly.
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266. All right, Mr. Krabs,
I'll clean your garage.
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267. But after this, no more favors!
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268. All done, Mr. Krabs.
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269. And the recyclables?
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270. Aw, shrimp.
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271. Finally!
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272. Jellyfish Fields, here I come!
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273. SpongeBob!
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274. Patrick's in trouble.
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275. SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
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276. What is it, buddy?
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277. Will you scratch my tummy?
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278. Ah...
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279. Help me pick out a tie?
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280. Clean my bathtub?
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281. Balance my checkbook?
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282. Help spread the word of evil?
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283. Untangle my phone cord?
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284. Do my geometry?
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285. Talk to my plants?
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286. Rub my scalp?
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287. Mmm... oh, yeah!
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288. Wait a minute!
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289. Wait a minute!
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290. Wait a minute!
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291. I'm supposed to be
at Jellyfish Fields
right now,
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292. but instead I'm
rubbing your scalp,
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293. and I don't even
know who you are.
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294. But we went to
elementary school together.
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295. Dennis?
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296. Mmm... oh, yeah!
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297. If I don't give these
feverish favor-seekers the slip,
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298. I'll never get to fly
with the jellyfish.
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299. Hey, there he is!
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300. He's getting away!
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301. No, he owes us favors!
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302. Get him!
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303. I'm almost at Jellyfish Fields!
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304. I'm going to make it!
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305. He's headed for
Jellyfish Fields!
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306. We'll never
catch him now!
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307. I'll take care of this!
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308. It's Cannonball Jenkins!
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309. I told you nothing good
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310. would come from city folk
and their flying machines!
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311. What have we done?
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312. Come on, everybody!
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313. I think a proper burial
is in order.
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314. A pair of pants like these
come around once in a lifetime.
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315. Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
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316. I guess I'm not meant to fly
after all.
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317. Huh?
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318. Hey, my jellyfish friends
are helping me fly!
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319. Without pants!
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320. I guess it just goes to show...
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321. Is friendship.
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322. Yeah.
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323. Good-bye, jellies!
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324. You taught me a valuable lesson!
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325. Although I'm not quite sure
what it was.
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326. Hey, let's fly down
to the pizza house
for a slice.
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327. No more flying
for me, Patrick.
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328. I'll leave that
to the jellyfish.
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329. Suit yourself.
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330. Did Patrick just...
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331. Nah.
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332. Wow!
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333. Wasn't that great, kids?
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334. Let's watch it again.
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335. That's a great idea, Potty.
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336. Where's the remote?
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337. Where's the remote?
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338. Oh, I lost the remote!
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339. They should make those things...
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340. Ah!
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341. My remote!
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342. Thanks, stranger!
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343. Don't mention it, Patchy!
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344. Ah, now...
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345. which one of these
cockamamie buttons is "Rewind"?
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346. Oh, that's not it.
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347. Wrong again!
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348. Let me do it!
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349. Get away!
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350. That's the
light switch!
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351. Give me that!
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352. That's the
"Mariachi Band" button.
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353. I hate technology!
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354. Rewind, darn you.
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355. Failure ahoy.
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356. No, stop, stop!
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357. Go back... infernal machine!
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358. Oh, no, I've ruined
the lost episode!
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359. Now it's lost forever!
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360. Lost forever!
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361. Oh, boy, what a loser.
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362. Well, I guess the lost episode
will remain lost.
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363. But tape or no tape, as long
as there are stars in the sky,
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364. SpongeBob will live on
in our hearts and in our minds.
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365. Now get lost... I mean, bye.
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366. No, really, get lost.
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367. Captioning sponsored by THE
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368. and NICKELODEON
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