1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
6. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
7. Ah...Copy !req
8. I don't know how you do it,
Gar Bear.Copy !req
9. But that's the best cup of
French toast I've ever had.Copy !req
10. Well, time to punch that clock.Copy !req
11. But not before checkingCopy !req
12. my motivational
quote-a-day calendar.Copy !req
13. "You are a winner."Copy !req
14. And today's the first day
of summer.Copy !req
15. Happy first day of summer,
Squidward.Copy !req
16. Care to join me for
solstice caroling?Copy !req
17. I'm not much of a summer person,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
18. Davy Jones on the jib!Copy !req
19. Do my ears deceive me?Copy !req
20. Is it really
the first day of summer?Copy !req
21. Is it?Copy !req
22. Yeah.Copy !req
23. Oo-whee-hoo!Copy !req
24. Gee, Mr. K,
you sure haveCopy !req
25. a scorching case
of summer fever.Copy !req
26. What is it
about summertimeCopy !req
27. that makes us so happy?Copy !req
28. The firefly-lit nights?Copy !req
29. The intoxicating aroma
of a charcoal briquette?Copy !req
30. The hypnotic sound of a lawn
mower running over a flip-flop?Copy !req
31. The money.Copy !req
32. The money?Copy !req
33. Er, uh, I mean, uh...
the children.Copy !req
34. Oh.Copy !req
35. You see, boy,
during the summerCopy !req
36. the children are excused
from their classes.Copy !req
37. A recess commonlyCopy !req
38. referred to
as summer break.Copy !req
39. Tell me more about
summer break.Copy !req
40. Well, during the summer breakCopy !req
41. the children wander
Bikini Bottom unsupervisedCopy !req
42. their pockets lined
with allowanceCopy !req
43. free to spend their moneyCopy !req
44. without any parental guidance
whatsoever.Copy !req
45. I guess that's what I like best.Copy !req
46. Sure I suppose some would tryCopy !req
47. and take advantage
of this situationCopy !req
48. by selling them
toys or candy.Copy !req
49. But I sleep well at night
with the knowledgeCopy !req
50. that I'm providing them
with something they need—Copy !req
51. a nutritious meal.Copy !req
52. Come here,
you little piggies!Copy !req
53. I've been taught the true
meaning of summer.Copy !req
54. Almost closing time,
Mr. K.Copy !req
55. What?Copy !req
56. But that's impossible!Copy !req
57. What about the money?Copy !req
58. I mean, uh...
uh, what about the children?Copy !req
59. I guess summer isn't
coming this year.Copy !req
60. Hey, maybe they're all
at that new playground
over there.Copy !req
61. Playground?Copy !req
62. Luring away
me young customers?Copy !req
63. Warm up the boat,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
64. See anything, Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
65. Oh, they're here all right.Copy !req
66. Just look at them, SpongeBob.Copy !req
67. So weak and malnourishedCopy !req
68. with nobody trying
to sell them nothing.Copy !req
69. Breaks me heart.Copy !req
70. No!Copy !req
71. I got nothing to live
for, SpongeBob.Copy !req
72. The way you drove the boatCopy !req
73. belying on the ground
was kind of cool.Copy !req
74. True.Copy !req
75. But that's not going
to get these munchkinsCopy !req
76. away from this playground.Copy !req
77. Unless...Copy !req
78. Hmm.Copy !req
79. See you tomorrow, boy.Copy !req
80. Got a lot
of work to do.Copy !req
81. You got it, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
82. Hey!Copy !req
83. Another day, another dollar.Copy !req
84. Gee, I wonder what Mr. Krabs has
been up to since I saw him lastCopy !req
85. and then went home to do
nothing of particular interestCopy !req
86. till this very moment.Copy !req
87. Huh?Copy !req
88. SpongeBob.Copy !req
89. You're just in time for
the grand unveiling of...Copy !req
90. Krabby Land.Copy !req
91. Krabby Land, sir?Copy !req
92. Yes, Krabby Land.Copy !req
93. Where a kid can have fun.Copy !req
94. For the right price.Copy !req
95. Welcome to the Krusty
Krab, young man.Copy !req
96. What's your name?Copy !req
97. Monroe.Copy !req
98. Nice to meet you, Monroe.Copy !req
99. Whee!Copy !req
100. Aha.Copy !req
101. Okay, Money...Copy !req
102. I mean, uh, children.Copy !req
103. It's time for the grand
unveiling of Money!Copy !req
104. I mean, Krabby Land!Copy !req
105. Yay!Copy !req
106. Okay, kids,
now promise Uncle KrabsCopy !req
107. that if you get hungry
while you're playingCopy !req
108. you'll come inside
for some deliciousCopy !req
109. nutritious Krabby Patties.Copy !req
110. We promise.Copy !req
111. All right, here we go.Copy !req
112. I give you... Krabby Land!Copy !req
113. Yay!Copy !req
114. Whoa! Ooh!Copy !req
115. Where am I?Copy !req
116. Uh... that reminds me.Copy !req
117. I forgot to give you
these coloring booksCopy !req
118. slash liability waivers.Copy !req
119. Everyone who hands theirs backCopy !req
120. gets to meet the one and only
Krabby the Clown.Copy !req
121. Yay!
Yay!Copy !req
122. Have fun.
And don't forget to eat plentyCopy !req
123. of vitamin-enriched
Krabby Patties—Copy !req
124. Krabby the Clown's
favorite meal.Copy !req
125. We want Krabby!
We want Krabby!Copy !req
126. Where is Krabby,
Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
127. He'll be here after
I count their money.Copy !req
128. Just stall them.Copy !req
129. Stall them?
How do I do that?Copy !req
130. I don't know,
be entertaining.Copy !req
131. Duh-uh... duh.Copy !req
132. Hey, kids.Copy !req
133. You're not
Krabby the Clown.Copy !req
134. No, I'm not. I'm, uh...Copy !req
135. I'm Krabby's beloved sidekickCopy !req
136. the Krabby Patty... Burglar.Copy !req
137. Lame.Copy !req
138. Krabby will
be here soon.Copy !req
139. He, uh, had to
take the bus.Copy !req
140. But in the meantime,
let's have some fun!Copy !req
141. You kids like bubbles?Copy !req
142. No.Copy !req
143. Well, you've never
seen my bubbles.Copy !req
144. Voila!Copy !req
145. A bubble shaped
like a jellyfish.Copy !req
146. How about that?Copy !req
147. Still lame.Copy !req
148. Okay.Copy !req
149. Prepare to be blown back
on your tail fins.Copy !req
150. Ta-dah!Copy !req
151. Uh. Uh.Copy !req
152. You stink!Copy !req
153. Bring on the clown!Copy !req
154. Okay.Copy !req
155. Now for a finale.Copy !req
156. Boo!
Boo!
Boo!Copy !req
157. Boo!Copy !req
158. Boo!Copy !req
159. Boo!Copy !req
160. Boo!Copy !req
161. My eyes!Copy !req
162. Whoa-oh-oh!Copy !req
163. They seem to respond
to me being in pain.Copy !req
164. They enjoy
other people's misery.Copy !req
165. Hey, kids.
Check this out.Copy !req
166. I've got them
right where I want them.Copy !req
167. Aah!Copy !req
168. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
169. Ooh! Yow! Ow! Ooh! Yow!Copy !req
170. Mr. KrabsCopy !req
171. I can't take much more
of this stalling stuff.Copy !req
172. Always thinking about yourself.Copy !req
173. Get out there and stall!Copy !req
174. What happened to your arms
and legs, boy?Copy !req
175. The kids are using
them as boomerangs.Copy !req
176. Boomerangs?Copy !req
177. Oh, no!
They might break my windows.Copy !req
178. What are we going to do?Copy !req
179. Well, now that all
their money's countedCopy !req
180. tell them Krabby
has just arrived.Copy !req
181. Really? He's here?Copy !req
182. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh,
boy, oh, boy, oh, boy...Copy !req
183. Get out there
and tell them!Copy !req
184. Listen, everybody.Copy !req
185. Krabby the Clown
is in the building!Copy !req
186. Who do you want?Copy !req
187. Krabby!Copy !req
188. When do you want him?Copy !req
189. Now!Copy !req
190. Krabby! Krabby!Copy !req
191. Krabby! Krabby! Hooray!Copy !req
192. Hey, kids.Copy !req
193. Are you ready to meet
Krabby the Clown?Copy !req
194. Yay!Copy !req
195. All right. Here you go!Copy !req
196. Hey, kids.Copy !req
197. Uh, thank you all for coming.Copy !req
198. Thank you.Copy !req
199. Eat plenty of Krabby Patties.Copy !req
200. Ah, Krabs, you'd done it again.Copy !req
201. I'll say you have.Copy !req
202. SpongeBob?Copy !req
203. How could you, Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
204. You promised these children
Krabby the Clown.Copy !req
205. But all I saw up there was...Copy !req
206. Cheapy the Cheapskate.Copy !req
207. Hey, I ain't cheap.Copy !req
208. Now take this tomato
back to the kitchen
before it spoils.Copy !req
209. But what about
the true meaning of summer?Copy !req
210. What about the children?Copy !req
211. The children?Copy !req
212. I don't care about the children.Copy !req
213. I just care about
their parents' money.Copy !req
214. Ah, the fact that their feeble
minds are easily manipulatedCopy !req
215. by cheap playgrounds
and talentless clownsCopy !req
216. is no skin off my nose.Copy !req
217. Survival of the fittest,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
218. Survival of the fittest.
Heh-heh.Copy !req
219. Oh. Hey, kids.Copy !req
220. Uh... Uncle Krabs
has to go to the bank now.Copy !req
221. Get him!Copy !req
222. I suppose I'll never know
the true meaning of summer.Copy !req
223. I thought I knew it onceCopy !req
224. but that was a long,
long time ago.Copy !req
225. You mean this morning?Copy !req
226. Yeah.Copy !req
227. Come outside, Mr. Squarepants.Copy !req
228. It's a summer miracle.Copy !req
229. Hoorah!Copy !req
230. Wow, thousands of dollars
fluttering in the breeze.Copy !req
231. I guess that's the true
meaning of summer.Copy !req
232. Where's Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
233. He's missing out
on all the summer fun.Copy !req
234. Let me go!Copy !req
235. I got to get some
of that green stuff.Copy !req
236. No!Copy !req
237. Not that green stuff!Copy !req
238. No!Copy !req
239. Ah, finally,
the weekend is hereCopy !req
240. and this isn't just
any old weekend.Copy !req
241. This is the weekend SpongeBob
and Patrick go camping.Copy !req
242. Wouldn't it be great
if they got lost in the woodsCopy !req
243. and never came back?Copy !req
244. Patrick, I'm scared.Copy !req
245. Ho-ho, that would be great.Copy !req
246. You've waited
a long time for this.Copy !req
247. A soft bed...Copy !req
248. Warm tea...Copy !req
249. A good book...Copy !req
250. And two whole days
with no.Copy !req
251. What the...?Copy !req
252. SpongeBob—
aren't you twoCopy !req
253. supposed
to be camping?Copy !req
254. We arecamping.Copy !req
255. SpongeBob,
it's not campingCopy !req
256. if you're ten feet
from your house.Copy !req
257. It doesn't matter
where you areCopy !req
258. as long as you're
outdoors.Copy !req
259. While all those soft city folk
are safe in their bedsCopy !req
260. reading books, we're out
here pitting ourselvesCopy !req
261. against the formidable
forces of nature.Copy !req
262. You want to join us?Copy !req
263. No.Copy !req
264. Okay. Have fun inside.Copy !req
265. What do you mean,
have fun inside?Copy !req
266. Just...
have fun inside.Copy !req
267. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
268. Oh. Bye.Copy !req
269. You little sneak.Copy !req
270. I see what
you're doing. What?Copy !req
271. Don't think I can't
see what you're doing.Copy !req
272. What?Copy !req
273. You're saying
I can't take it.Copy !req
274. But all I...Copy !req
275. You're saying
I'm soft.Copy !req
276. You think your little
"have fun inside" challengeCopy !req
277. is going to make me
come camping with youCopy !req
278. but that is
never going to happen.Copy !req
279. There's no way I'm going
to sit out here all nightCopy !req
280. with you two losers.Copy !req
281. So get used to it.Copy !req
282. Okay.Copy !req
283. Have fun inside.Copy !req
284. That's it!
I'm in!Copy !req
285. I'll show you camping.Copy !req
286. Squidward's going to come
camping with us.Copy !req
287. Now you'll see how a real...Copy !req
288. outdoorsman does it.Copy !req
289. Here we are—
my remote-controlledCopy !req
290. self-assembling tent.Copy !req
291. Watch and learn.Copy !req
292. That was great,
SquidwardCopy !req
293. but how do you
get inside?Copy !req
294. Yeah, it's all
crushy-looking.Copy !req
295. It isn't put up yet,
you idiots.Copy !req
296. Customization.Copy !req
297. Genius.Copy !req
298. He's tenderizing
the ground.Copy !req
299. Of course.Copy !req
300. Write that down,
write that down!Copy !req
301. Huh?Copy !req
302. Voila.Copy !req
303. But what could compare to just
lying out under the stars?Copy !req
304. Well, I worked up
an appetiteCopy !req
305. as big as all outdoors.Copy !req
306. Time for a little grub.Copy !req
307. I suppose you two
are going to stew upCopy !req
308. some twigs
and rocks, right?Copy !req
309. No, we got something
even better—Copy !req
310. Marshmallows.Copy !req
311. Mmm-mm.Copy !req
312. Just like the astronauts eat.Copy !req
313. Patrick to SpongeBob.
Patrick to SpongeBob.Copy !req
314. Do you read me? Over.Copy !req
315. SpongeBob to Patrick.Copy !req
316. I read you. Over.Copy !req
317. Patrick to SpongeBob.Copy !req
318. I like goingCopy !req
319. Over.Copy !req
320. SpongeBob to Patrick.Copy !req
321. Me, too.Copy !req
322. SpongeBob to Patrick,
help yourself. Over.Copy !req
323. Yummy.Copy !req
324. Patrick to SpongeBob.Copy !req
325. The deliciousness
has landed.Copy !req
326. Well, you two astronauts
can eat marshmallows.Copy !req
327. I'm going to have a canCopy !req
328. of Swedish barnacle balls...
just as soonCopy !req
329. as I can get my can opener.Copy !req
330. But, SquidwardCopy !req
331. didn't you take
a can openerCopy !req
332. when you hiked out here?Copy !req
333. Why would I bother?Copy !req
334. We're ten feet from my house.Copy !req
335. But this is
the wilderness.Copy !req
336. It just doesn't seem to
fit the camping spirit.Copy !req
337. Pretty weenie.Copy !req
338. All right,
all right.Copy !req
339. Give me
a marshmallow.Copy !req
340. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
341. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
342. Okay, besides spitting
molten foodstuffs at meCopy !req
343. what else do you do for fun?Copy !req
344. Well... after a long day
of campingCopy !req
345. it's nice to unwind with
a nice, relaxing campfire song.Copy !req
346. I call this one
"The Campfire Song Song."Copy !req
347. Squidward.Copy !req
348. Good.Copy !req
349. Now, wasn't
that relaxing?Copy !req
350. No.Copy !req
351. Thisis relaxing.Copy !req
352. Oh, no!Copy !req
353. I'll save you, Squidward.Copy !req
354. Squidward, are
you all right?Copy !req
355. That's it.Copy !req
356. Chew... chew...
and swallow.Copy !req
357. There. Better?Copy !req
358. Better?Copy !req
359. I was just fine
until you launchedCopy !req
360. that ballistic junk food
into my windpipe!Copy !req
361. But I had to. It's
too dangerousCopy !req
362. to play the clarinet badly
out here in the wilderness.Copy !req
363. It might attract...Copy !req
364. a sea bear.Copy !req
365. A sea bear?Copy !req
366. You mean like the ones
that... don't exist?Copy !req
367. What are you saying?Copy !req
368. There's no such thing.Copy !req
369. They're just a myth.Copy !req
370. Oh, no, Squidward.Copy !req
371. Sea bears are all too real.Copy !req
372. It says so in the
Bikini Bottom Inquirer.Copy !req
373. "I married
a Sea Bear"?Copy !req
374. Yeah, and Fake Science Monthly.Copy !req
375. "Sea Bears and
Fairytales Are Real"?Copy !req
376. That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.Copy !req
377. Well, maybe
it isstupidCopy !req
378. but it's also dumb.Copy !req
379. Patrick's right,
Squidward—Copy !req
380. Sea Bears are
no laughing matter.Copy !req
381. Why, once I met this guy
who knew this guyCopy !req
382. who knew this guy
who knew this guyCopy !req
383. who knew this guy
who knew this guyCopy !req
384. who knew this guyCopy !req
385. who knew this guy
who knew this guyCopy !req
386. who knew this guy
who knew this guyCopy !req
387. who knew this guy
who knew this guyCopy !req
388. who knew this guy
who knew this guyCopy !req
389. who knew this
guy's cousin...Copy !req
390. You're right!Copy !req
391. I should
be more careful.Copy !req
392. In fact, why
don't you tell meCopy !req
393. all of the things
I shouldn't doCopy !req
394. if I want to keep
the sea bears away.Copy !req
395. Okay, that's easy.Copy !req
396. First off,
don't play the clarinet.Copy !req
397. Okay, then what?Copy !req
398. Never wave your flashlight
back and forth really fast.Copy !req
399. Flashlights are
their natural prey.Copy !req
400. You're kidding.Copy !req
401. Don't stomp around—
they take thatCopy !req
402. as a challenge.
Yeah.Copy !req
403. Go on.Copy !req
404. Don't ever eat cheese.Copy !req
405. Sliced or cubed?Copy !req
406. Cubed. Sliced is fine.Copy !req
407. Yeah, yeah. And?Copy !req
408. Never wear a sombrero... in a goofy fashion.Copy !req
409. Or clown shoes.
Or a hoop
skirt.Copy !req
410. And never...
Ever...Copy !req
411. Ever!
Duh!Copy !req
412. Screech like a chimpanzee!Copy !req
413. Wow. It's amazingCopy !req
414. how many things
can set a sea bear off.Copy !req
415. They're horrible.Copy !req
416. And... and suddenly,
I have the senseCopy !req
417. we're all in danger.Copy !req
418. Why?
Why?Copy !req
419. I don't know...Copy !req
420. Just a feeling!Copy !req
421. No.Copy !req
422. Yes.Copy !req
423. No.Copy !req
424. Squidward, please don't.Copy !req
425. SpongeBob, what are
we going to do?Copy !req
426. A sea bear is sure
to come and eat us.Copy !req
427. Don't worry, Patrick.Copy !req
428. I'll draw us an anti-sea bear
circle in the dirt.Copy !req
429. Good thinking.Copy !req
430. All the experts sayCopy !req
431. it's the only defense
against a sea bear attack.Copy !req
432. Ha-ha-ha-ha. You guys
are so gullible.Copy !req
433. See? I did everything
that attracts a sea bearCopy !req
434. and nothing happened.Copy !req
435. If sea bears really exist,
why didn't one show up?Copy !req
436. Maybe it's because
you're not wearingCopy !req
437. your sombrero
in a goofy fashion.Copy !req
438. Oh, pfft. Sorry.Copy !req
439. How silly of me.Copy !req
440. You mean like this?Copy !req
441. No. Like that.Copy !req
442. Squidward, are you okay?Copy !req
443. No.Copy !req
444. Quick. Jump inside our
anti-sea bear circleCopy !req
445. before he comes back.Copy !req
446. Yeah. Sea bears
often attack
more than once.Copy !req
447. Are you crazy?Copy !req
448. A dirt circle won't
stop that monster.Copy !req
449. I'm running
for my life.Copy !req
450. No!Copy !req
451. Don't run! Sea
bears hate that.Copy !req
452. Thanks for the tip.Copy !req
453. I guess I'll just
limp home, then.Copy !req
454. No!Copy !req
455. They hate limping
more than running!Copy !req
456. Well, I guess
I'll just have...Copy !req
457. I should have warned you
about crawling.Copy !req
458. What did I do
that time?Copy !req
459. I don't know. I guess
he just doesn't like you.Copy !req
460. Pretend to be
somebody else.Copy !req
461. Here, draw a circle.Copy !req
462. Okay.Copy !req
463. That was an oval!Copy !req
464. It has to be a circle!Copy !req
465. Move over!Copy !req
466. Hey. It worked.Copy !req
467. You guys saved my life.Copy !req
468. Yeah. I'm glad it was
just a sea bear.Copy !req
469. This circle would never
hold back a sea rhinoceros.Copy !req
470. What attracts them?Copy !req
471. The sound of a
sea bear attack.Copy !req
472. Huh. Good thing
we're all wearingCopy !req
473. our anti-sea
rhinoceros
undergarments.Copy !req
474. Right, Squidward?Copy !req
475. Uh-huh.Copy !req
476. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
477. and NICKELODEONCopy !req