1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
6. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
7. Closing time...Copy !req
8. the happiest time of the day!Copy !req
9. Closing time...Copy !req
10. the saddest time of the day.Copy !req
11. Huh?Copy !req
12. That's a Krabby Patty.Copy !req
13. Ew...Copy !req
14. It's cold and hard.Copy !req
15. This could have rolled
there years ago.Copy !req
16. There, there, little one,
your journey is almost over.Copy !req
17. What happened?Copy !req
18. Someone tried to
throw away a patty!Copy !req
19. Pinch-o-matic has saved you
5.2 cents.Copy !req
20. But, Mr. Krabs, I found that
under the grill.Copy !req
21. And tomorrow a customer
will find it under his bun.Copy !req
22. But... it's old
and it's coldCopy !req
23. and so very
full of mold.Copy !req
24. You're not to make
another PattyCopy !req
25. until that one is sold.Copy !req
26. Understand?Copy !req
27. Order up, Squidward.Copy !req
28. Hooray.Copy !req
29. Uh... SpongeBob...Copy !req
30. can I get one
with less... fog.Copy !req
31. Sorry, Squidward,
Mr. Krabs's orders.Copy !req
32. Whatever.Copy !req
33. Here you are, sir,
one Krabby Patty.Copy !req
34. I don't understand—Copy !req
35. we haven't had
a customer in weeks.Copy !req
36. I wonder if it's
the new placemats.Copy !req
37. What?Copy !req
38. Placemats?Copy !req
39. Have you
lost your mind?Copy !req
40. It's that old pattyCopy !req
41. you keep trying
to sell to everybody!Copy !req
42. It's gone bad.Copy !req
43. Gone bad?Copy !req
44. That's nonsense.Copy !req
45. Bring it here,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
46. Uh... Why is it in a cage?Copy !req
47. Because it growled at me.Copy !req
48. You two would have never
have lasted in the navy.Copy !req
49. Let's see
how bad you are.Copy !req
50. No!Copy !req
51. No...Copy !req
52. Stay...Copy !req
53. That a girl!Copy !req
54. There, there.Copy !req
55. See?Copy !req
56. Good enough to eat.Copy !req
57. Oh.Copy !req
58. Look.Copy !req
59. An ambulance.Copy !req
60. Now, then.Copy !req
61. SpongeBob?Copy !req
62. Yes, Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
63. Make sure you wrap up
that patty—Copy !req
64. I'm not finished
with it yet!Copy !req
65. Well, Mr. Krabs,
you gave us quite a scare.Copy !req
66. So I'm going
to be okay, doc?Copy !req
67. Well, if you don't want
to take my word for it,Copy !req
68. let's just check
your chart.Copy !req
69. Let's see here.Copy !req
70. Hmm.Copy !req
71. Oh, no.Copy !req
72. Oh, no!Copy !req
73. This is terrible!Copy !req
74. Everything okay, doc?Copy !req
75. Don't touch me!Copy !req
76. That's not a good sign.Copy !req
77. Oh, no, it's
the Flying Dutchman!Copy !req
78. Eugene Krabs,
your time has come.Copy !req
79. I'm not Eugene Krabs,
I'm, uh, Harold!Copy !req
80. Harold, uh... Flower!Copy !req
81. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
82. I must have
the wrong room.Copy !req
83. Excuse me,
nurse?Copy !req
84. Yes?Copy !req
85. I'm looking
for Eugene Krabs.Copy !req
86. Oh, he's in that room,
right there.Copy !req
87. No, that's
Harold Flower's room.Copy !req
88. Harold Flower?Copy !req
89. So, Krabs!Copy !req
90. You thought you could fool
the Flying Dutchman?Copy !req
91. What do you want from me?Copy !req
92. I'm here to escort you
to the resting placeCopy !req
93. of all bad undersea folk...Copy !req
94. Davy Jones's locker!Copy !req
95. Davy Jones's locker?Copy !req
96. Why do I have to go there?Copy !req
97. I'm not a bad crab!Copy !req
98. Ah, but you were cheap,Copy !req
99. and being cheap is
a terrible thing.Copy !req
100. Next stop—
Davy Jones's locker!Copy !req
101. Here we are!Copy !req
102. Blech!Copy !req
103. Why does it smell so foul?Copy !req
104. Davy Jones
works out a lot.Copy !req
105. These are his socks.Copy !req
106. Get in!Copy !req
107. Oh, please, Mr. Dutchman,Copy !req
108. I don't want to go
in there!Copy !req
109. I'll do anything!Copy !req
110. Please, give me
another chance!Copy !req
111. Come on, Krabs,Copy !req
112. show a little dignity.Copy !req
113. Mommy!Copy !req
114. All right, all right,
stop your crying.Copy !req
115. I'll give you
another chance.Copy !req
116. But you must always
be generous—Copy !req
117. nevercheap.Copy !req
118. You have my word as a sailor.Copy !req
119. Mr. Krabs'
nosehair clippers.Copy !req
120. I could use these.Copy !req
121. Squidward, you
shouldn't be goingCopy !req
122. through Mr. Krabs'
belongings.Copy !req
123. He won't like it!Copy !req
124. SpongeBob, I told you
what the doctor said:Copy !req
125. Mr. Krabs isn't coming back.Copy !req
126. Now, keep quiet so I can hear
the tumblers in his safe.Copy !req
127. Hey, boys!Copy !req
128. Mr. Krabs, I knew it!Copy !req
129. You're alive!Copy !req
130. Squidward, look,
it's Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
131. Isn't this too good
to be true?Copy !req
132. Well, it was.Copy !req
133. You know, boys,Copy !req
134. being sick made me
think a lot.Copy !req
135. My whole life has been
about money—Copy !req
136. saving money, collecting money,
touching money.Copy !req
137. Well, you get the picture.Copy !req
138. But no more.Copy !req
139. You're looking at the new,
improved, non-cheap Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
140. Welcome, all, welcome!Copy !req
141. Hello, little one.Copy !req
142. What you got there?Copy !req
143. A Krabby Patty.Copy !req
144. Of course you do!Copy !req
145. You know what
that means, right?Copy !req
146. I don't go hungry?Copy !req
147. No, silly!Copy !req
148. It means: free toy!Copy !req
149. Gee, thanks,
Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
150. I thought you were
a cheap old tightwad.Copy !req
151. I was, son, I was.Copy !req
152. Free toys for everyone!Copy !req
153. And free refills!Copy !req
154. Hello, boy.Copy !req
155. Say, where's
Squidward?Copy !req
156. Oh, he's taking one
of those break thingsCopy !req
157. in your office—Copy !req
158. I mean the "employee lounge."Copy !req
159. Great!Copy !req
160. Excuse me, I dropped
my Krabby Patty.Copy !req
161. Could I get
another one?Copy !req
162. SpongeBob? Yes, sir.Copy !req
163. "Krusty Krab policy
clearly statesCopy !req
164. "once the burger has
reached the customer,Copy !req
165. it is his/her responsibility."Copy !req
166. SpongeBob!Copy !req
167. That's the old policy.Copy !req
168. Now run back and
bring out a fresh one.Copy !req
169. Aye, aye, sir!Copy !req
170. Sorry about
the confusion.Copy !req
171. Free toy?Copy !req
172. Eugene, my man.Copy !req
173. Squidward!Copy !req
174. How's the break coming?Copy !req
175. Should be over in
a couple of hours.Copy !req
176. Have SpongeBob
send back a pattyCopy !req
177. and an iced tea,
will you?Copy !req
178. Sure thing, Squidward.Copy !req
179. Take it easy.Copy !req
180. Are you enjoying
your in-meal movie?Copy !req
181. This movie hasn't even
been in the theaters yet!Copy !req
182. No expense spared for
my valued customers.Copy !req
183. Look at all those happy faces.Copy !req
184. It sure does feel good
to be generous.Copy !req
185. Here's your mail,
Eugene.Copy !req
186. Thanks, Squidward.Copy !req
187. You look rested.Copy !req
188. Yeah, these naps at work
are doing wonders for me.Copy !req
189. Credit card bills.Copy !req
190. Well, I knew
this was coming.Copy !req
191. Let's see what
the damage is.Copy !req
192. Only $10,000—
that's not so bad.Copy !req
193. I'll just subtract it
from today's profit.Copy !req
194. And... there's no money in here.Copy !req
195. How delightful!Copy !req
196. Squidward, I'm worried
about Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
197. Me, too— how are we
going to get paid?Copy !req
198. Gee, Mr. Krabs, you sure are
taking total bankruptcy well.Copy !req
199. Oh, it's just a bad dream.Copy !req
200. I'll wake up
soon.Copy !req
201. Uh, "dream"?Copy !req
202. Sure.Copy !req
203. I'm still
in the hospitalCopy !req
204. sleeping
like a baby!Copy !req
205. Um, you checked out of
the hospital this morning.Copy !req
206. Here's the bill.Copy !req
207. You mean... I'm awake?Copy !req
208. No more refills!Copy !req
209. Give me back them toys,
you freeloaders!Copy !req
210. Show's over,
cheapskate!Copy !req
211. Hey, it's my lucky day—Copy !req
212. a penny!Copy !req
213. Your luck
just ran out!Copy !req
214. Hey, man, ease back,Copy !req
215. you're crushing
my arm.Copy !req
216. Unhand that penny
or the arm comes off.Copy !req
217. Ah-hah!Copy !req
218. That little display of
parsimonious penny pinchingCopy !req
219. just earned you a nice little
spot in Davy Jones's locker...Copy !req
220. for eternity!Copy !req
221. I'm not cheap, I'm generous!Copy !req
222. You almost tore
a man's arm off
for a penny.Copy !req
223. Thanks, Squidward,
I knew I could count on you.Copy !req
224. Well, a deal's
a deal.Copy !req
225. Let's go.Copy !req
226. Wait just a
burger-flipping second.Copy !req
227. Who dares back-sass
the Flying Dutchman?Copy !req
228. That would be me:
SpongeBob Back-sass Pants.Copy !req
229. I say you got the wrong crab.Copy !req
230. This Mr. Krabs is
the most generous,Copy !req
231. big-hearted,
non-skinflinted crab
in the whole sea.Copy !req
232. He'd sell your soul
for a couple of bucks.Copy !req
233. I'd bet my soul
he wouldn't.Copy !req
234. You got yourself a bet.Copy !req
235. Okay, Krabs,
I'll let you stay,Copy !req
236. but first help me
settle a bet.Copy !req
237. If you had to choose
between SpongeBobCopy !req
238. and all the money in my pocket,
which would you take?Copy !req
239. That depends—
how much moneyCopy !req
240. we talking about?Copy !req
241. Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
242. Sixty-two cents.Copy !req
243. I'll take the money.Copy !req
244. Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
245. Here you go, Krabs.Copy !req
246. Sixty-two cents.Copy !req
247. Next stop
Davy Jones's locker!Copy !req
248. Look, Squidward,
money!Copy !req
249. Mr. Krabs, I can't
believe I'm saying this,Copy !req
250. but how could you trade
SpongeBob for 62 cents?Copy !req
251. You think I could have
gotten more?Copy !req
252. He stuck up for you
and you sold him out.Copy !req
253. You should be ashamed
of yourself!Copy !req
254. Oh, what have I done?Copy !req
255. Oh!Copy !req
256. I want another chance!Copy !req
257. I didn't learn anything!Copy !req
258. I lost my best fry cook.Copy !req
259. I don't want this foul money,
I want SpongeBob back!Copy !req
260. Here, take him back.Copy !req
261. You heard what I said
about the money?Copy !req
262. Heard what you said?Copy !req
263. I couldn't hear myself thinking
with this one around.Copy !req
264. I only had him for 30 seconds,Copy !req
265. and it's jellyfishing this
and Mermaidman that.Copy !req
266. What "not giving him back"?Copy !req
267. He's a fate worse than death!Copy !req
268. He's your problem now.Copy !req
269. Eh, eh, about trading you
for pocket change...Copy !req
270. Say no more, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
271. You did it for the Krusty Krab.Copy !req
272. I would have done
the same thing.Copy !req
273. You would have?Copy !req
274. No.Copy !req
275. Dutchman's residence.Copy !req
276. So, as I was saying,Copy !req
277. you and me got
to hang out more.Copy !req
278. Well, what nights
are good for you...Copy !req
279. Huh?Copy !req
280. Oh, I got dead again.Copy !req
281. This game stinks.Copy !req
282. See, that's why
you must alwaysCopy !req
283. pay attention
to the mountain.Copy !req
284. I'm listening to you, mountain!Copy !req
285. Don't eat
the yellow sand, Patrick.Copy !req
286. Oh, yeah, I forgot.Copy !req
287. Hey, Sandy, watch me do
the "Grouchy Squidward"Copy !req
288. Stop naming moves
after me!Copy !req
289. Everybody's an idiot
except for me.Copy !req
290. Well, it's true.Copy !req
291. SpongeBob!Copy !req
292. Look out for that tree!Copy !req
293. Huh?Copy !req
294. Don't worry,
everything's under control,Copy !req
295. 'cause I'm an expert...!Copy !req
296. Hmm... that's funny,Copy !req
297. someone turned
the mountain upside-down.Copy !req
298. SpongeBob, land
on your bottom!Copy !req
299. It'll cushion the impact
of the fall!Copy !req
300. Like this?Copy !req
301. No, your other bottom!Copy !req
302. Don't you have to be
stupid somewhere else?Copy !req
303. Not until four.Copy !req
304. Ow, that's
got to hurt.Copy !req
305. Do it again,
I wasn't looking!Copy !req
306. Well, it looks like
your gluteus maximusCopy !req
307. has made a
full recovery.Copy !req
308. My what has a what now?Copy !req
309. Your butt's all better.Copy !req
310. It's really quite amazing.Copy !req
311. It took 20 hours
to put it all back together.Copy !req
312. We actually ran out of staples
and had to use a glue stick.Copy !req
313. Yep, you're a lucky, lucky,
lucky, lucky, lucky, luck-boy.Copy !req
314. But from now on,Copy !req
315. I'd like you to
be more careful.Copy !req
316. One more injury like thatCopy !req
317. and you could wind up
like that poor creature there—Copy !req
318. in the Iron Butt.Copy !req
319. Oh, man, it itches.Copy !req
320. You heard the doctor,
SpongeBob,Copy !req
321. one more injury like that
and it's the Iron Butt!Copy !req
322. I've been too careless
back there.Copy !req
323. From now on I am on
round-the-clock butt patrol.Copy !req
324. Hey, step away
from the backsideCopy !req
325. I'm warning you.Copy !req
326. What's your problem?Copy !req
327. That was close.Copy !req
328. Hey, SpongeBob!Copy !req
329. Why don't you join us?Copy !req
330. We need an extra player.Copy !req
331. Nice catch,
Percy!Copy !req
332. Hey, SpongeBob!Copy !req
333. You've got to try this, dude!Copy !req
334. We finally
got enough peopleCopy !req
335. for a seven-mile
spanking machine!Copy !req
336. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ow...!Copy !req
337. Next!Copy !req
338. Is this where
the line starts?Copy !req
339. My butt is not safe out here!Copy !req
340. No part of me is safe.Copy !req
341. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
342. Yeah, ride 'em, cowboy!Copy !req
343. Hey, SpongeBob.Copy !req
344. Ooh...Copy !req
345. That was fun.Copy !req
346. Hey, SpongeBob,
you readyCopy !req
347. to go sand-
boarding again?Copy !req
348. SpongeBob?Copy !req
349. Hello, friends.Copy !req
350. Enjoying the
outside world?Copy !req
351. What y'all doing sitting
in the middle of the floor?Copy !req
352. Oh, living out the remainder
of my life— in safety.Copy !req
353. If you guys were smart,
you would join me.Copy !req
354. That accident
made me realizeCopy !req
355. that it's dangerous
out there.Copy !req
356. I was one of
the lucky ones.Copy !req
357. I'm a survivor.Copy !req
358. And so I've
simply decidedCopy !req
359. I am never leaving
my house again.Copy !req
360. That's crazy talk!Copy !req
361. That's not crazy talk.Copy !req
362. Thisis crazy talk.Copy !req
363. Sorry.Copy !req
364. No, Patrick's right, Sandy.Copy !req
365. You saw what happened to me,Copy !req
366. and next time
it won't just be my butt,Copy !req
367. it'll be my armpit
or my forehead.Copy !req
368. Or your other armpit!Copy !req
369. I was wrong
to go against nature.Copy !req
370. I'm a sponge—
what was I thinking?Copy !req
371. Walking— my people
are sedentary.Copy !req
372. Just sitting
in your house?Copy !req
373. Ain't you going
to get lonesome?Copy !req
374. I won't be lonesome, I've got
all the friends I need here.Copy !req
375. This is Penny.Copy !req
376. And Chip.Copy !req
377. And say hello to Used Napkin.Copy !req
378. How are you going to keep
your job at the Krusty Krab?Copy !req
379. No problem!Copy !req
380. A reallylong spatula.Copy !req
381. What about eating?Copy !req
382. I'm a sponge!Copy !req
383. I'll just filter-feed.Copy !req
384. SpongeBob,
sooner or laterCopy !req
385. you're going to have
to go outside.Copy !req
386. Listen, I told you that I'm
never leaving my house again!Copy !req
387. Never-ever?Copy !req
388. Never-ever-ever.Copy !req
389. Never-never-ever-ever
for never-ever?Copy !req
390. Never-ever-never-never,
ever-ever-never!Copy !req
391. Never-ever-ever-
ever-ever-ever-ever-ever?Copy !req
392. Never-ever-
never-ever...Copy !req
393. All right, Patrick,
that is enough!Copy !req
394. Chip, would you mind showing
these two to the door?Copy !req
395. Thank you, Chip.Copy !req
396. I guess I'll have to
find a new best friend.Copy !req
397. Hey, Squidward!Copy !req
398. No!Copy !req
399. Aw.Copy !req
400. Don't worry,
Patrick.Copy !req
401. We'll get SpongeBob
to come outside,Copy !req
402. and then he'll see there's
nothing to be afraid of.Copy !req
403. And that's when
I punch him, right?Copy !req
404. Look at the
jellyfish out here!Copy !req
405. Too bad SpongeBob is
missing out on all the fun!Copy !req
406. I caught one!Copy !req
407. Look at those fools risking
their lives jellyfishing.Copy !req
408. My new hobby is much safer,
isn't it, Chip?Copy !req
409. Dust collecting.Copy !req
410. I think I caught one!Copy !req
411. We've got to try something else.Copy !req
412. ♪ Three cheersCopy !req
413. Now, you've got to blow out
the candles and make a wish.Copy !req
414. I don't need the wish, Penny.Copy !req
415. Everything I could ever want
is right here.Copy !req
416. In fact, let's sing our own songCopy !req
417. about the joy
of staying indoors.Copy !req
418. Take it away, Penny!Copy !req
419. That Penny has the most
beautiful voice.Copy !req
420. That is it,
SquarePants!Copy !req
421. We're going to find
something that's
so dang funCopy !req
422. that you'll have
to come outside!Copy !req
423. Trampoline!Copy !req
424. Ice cream!Copy !req
425. Underwater surfing!Copy !req
426. Two ice creams.Copy !req
427. Ferris wheel.Copy !req
428. Still two ice creams!Copy !req
429. Clam wrestling.Copy !req
430. Washing an old person.Copy !req
431. Patrick,
that's not fun.Copy !req
432. It is for me!Copy !req
433. Nothing's working,
Patrick.Copy !req
434. What do we do?Copy !req
435. I say we take a bath.Copy !req
436. What...Copy !req
437. Will you get
out of here?Copy !req
438. Now, remember—
don't jump outCopy !req
439. until I give
the signal.Copy !req
440. Right.Copy !req
441. All right,
SpongeBob,
you win.Copy !req
442. Stay inside
forever.Copy !req
443. Yours is truly the iron will.Copy !req
444. Now, Pat!Copy !req
445. Eek! A gorilla!Copy !req
446. Save me, SpongeBob!Copy !req
447. Okay, guys, really.Copy !req
448. This is your
saddest attempt yet.Copy !req
449. Even Chip knows that's PatrickCopy !req
450. in the same costume he wore
for Halloween last year.Copy !req
451. No, really!Copy !req
452. You've got to come save me.Copy !req
453. Hey, Sandy—
who's your friend?Copy !req
454. But... but you're
supposed to be in
the gorilla suit.Copy !req
455. I am in the gorilla suit.Copy !req
456. I thought I was doing
a pretty good job.Copy !req
457. If you're Patrick,
then who's that?Copy !req
458. A real gorilla!Copy !req
459. Huh?Copy !req
460. No!Copy !req
461. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
462. This can't be happening!Copy !req
463. This is exactly the kind
of thing I was talking about!Copy !req
464. Well, they were asking for it.Copy !req
465. It's not like I didn't warn them
about the dangers of outside.Copy !req
466. Yes, Chip, I know
they're my two dearest friendsCopy !req
467. in the whole world,Copy !req
468. but I told them I wasn't going
outside no matter what.Copy !req
469. We can do without
the name-calling,Copy !req
470. thank you very much,
Used Napkin.Copy !req
471. I know, Chip, if it was me
out there bagged by an ape,Copy !req
472. Patrick and Sandy
would risk anything to save me.Copy !req
473. And I've got to do
the same for them.Copy !req
474. If I don't come back, Chip,
take good care of Gary.Copy !req
475. Well... here I go...Copy !req
476. from the safety of my home
to the outside world.Copy !req
477. I'm taking my first step.Copy !req
478. So far so good.Copy !req
479. I think I can do this!Copy !req
480. No!Copy !req
481. Oh, dear Neptune!Copy !req
482. Get off of me!Copy !req
483. Get off of me!Copy !req
484. Chip, help me,
help me!Copy !req
485. I'm still alive.Copy !req
486. I did it!Copy !req
487. I made it outside!Copy !req
488. Nothing can stop me now!Copy !req
489. Is it too late
to go back inside yet?Copy !req
490. It's too late.Copy !req
491. Patrick? Sandy?Copy !req
492. Yeah, SpongeBob?Copy !req
493. I'm sorry I caused all this.Copy !req
494. I'm not scared
of going outside anymore.Copy !req
495. But I'm terrified
of gorillas now.Copy !req
496. That's okay,
SpongeBob— us, too.Copy !req
497. You know what I don't
understand, though?Copy !req
498. What?Copy !req
499. What's a gorilla
doing underwater?Copy !req
500. Uh, well...Copy !req
501. it's funny you should...
You see, the...Copy !req
502. George, they're onto us!Copy !req
503. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
504. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
505. and NICKELODEONCopy !req