SpongeBob SquarePants 3x14

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SpongeBob volunteers for a life-guard job, despite the fact that he can't swim.

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1. Are you ready, kids?

2. Aye, aye, Captain!

3. I can't hear you.

4. Aye, aye, Captain!

5. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

6. and NICKELODEON

7. It's time for another

8. SpongeBob SquarePants special!

9. But it's not an ordinary special,

10. because today we go to Encino, California, as it was...

11. 100,000,000 years ago!

12. So prepare yourself for:

13. With your host, Patchy the Pirate!

14. Whee-ha!

15. Hey, kids!

16. Now, you're probably wondering,

17. "Hmm, what's Patchy doing in a cave?"

18. Good question, you little.

19. Well, it's because today's SpongeBob

20. takes place in prehistoric times,

21. back when man struggled for survival

22. and dinosaurs ruled the earth.

23. Isn't that right, Bronty?

24. But I'm riding you now!

25. Stuck.

26. Get me out!

27. Help, help!

28. Like I was saying, prehistoric times were the greatest.

29. It was a simpler time, with simpler pleasures.

30. Your clothes always matched.

31. You could draw on the walls and nobody would yell at you.

32. It was much easier to hit a baseball.

33. Oh, yeah, prehistoric times were the best.

34. Hey, kids, are those pterodactyl wings I hear a-flapping?

35. I think I know who that is.

36. Please welcome the Potty-dactyl!

37. Sorry I'm late.

38. Why aren't you wearing your costume?

39. I stayed up all night making it.

40. You're wasting your time, old man.

41. Prehistoric stuff is lame.

42. Everybody knows the future's where's it at.

43. What?

44. That's not true.

45. Don't mind him, folks.

46. Why, even SpongeBob SquarePants knows that prehistoric stuff

47. is... What do the kids say?

48. cool!

49. No, he doesn't.

50. Yes, he does.

51. No.

52. He most certainly does.

53. No, he doesn't.

54. I know for a fact that he does!

55. Not.

56. SpongeBob!

57. What's wrong?

58. I don't know, Mr. Krabs.

59. But I've got the strangest feeling

60. that somewhere a pirate and parrot are arguing about me.

61. And the parrot is winning.

62. Does. Doesn't.

63. Doesn't. Does.

64. Does. Doesn't.

65. Does!

66. Look, while we're arguing,

67. why don't you folks go ahead

68. and watch some prehistoric SpongeBob.

69. Roll the cartoon.

70. Does.

71. Doesn't.

72. Ah, dawn breaks over the primordial sea.

73. It is here that millions of years ago, life began taking

74. its first clumsy steps out of the darkness,

75. opening its newly formed eyeballs

76. to stare into the blinding light of intelligence, in order to...!

77. Uh, never mind.

78. This happened a long time ago.

79. Huh?

80. Gary.

81. Gary... !

82. Huh?

83. Wait a minute...

84. Aw.

85. SpongeGar!

86. SpongeGar... !

87. No... Gary poop!

88. Tabanga-do!

89. Tabanga-do!

90. Tabanga-do?

91. Hmm.

92. Tabanga-do.

93. Tabanga...

94. No tabanga... Gary...

95. Tabanga-do.

96. Pathar!

97. Hmm.

98. Yuck!

99. Blah!

100. Hmm.

101. Blech!

102. Pathar!

103. Squag!

104. Pathar unga Squag!

105. Squag.

106. Squag!

107. Huh?

108. Pathar!

109. SpongeGar!

110. SpongeGar!

111. Pathar.

112. SpongeGar and Pathar

113. Ooh.

114. Huh?

115. Pathar and SpongeGar

116. Pathar!

117. SpongeGar!

118. Hmm.

119. Huh? Huh?

120. Hmm. Hmm.

121. Hmm... Hmm...

122. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

123. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

124. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

125. Blech!

126. Mmm...

127. Mmm?

128. Mmm. Mmm.

129. Mmm!

130. SpongeGar, !

131. Pathar,[ speaking gibbberish]!

132. Ah!

133. Squag, Squag!

134. Hmm?

135. Yow!

136. Mmm.

137. Hmm? Yum.

138. Pathar.

139. Wag SpongeGar.

140. Money, money, ugga.

141. Hooray! It looks like our prehistoric pals

142. have just discovered fire.

143. But they will soon learn

144. that when you play with fire,

145. you may get burned.

146. Stay tuned.

147. I told you prehistoric times were fun.

148. Hey, how's about I teach you kids

149. how a cavemen makes a fire with two sticks?

150. Yeah.

151. Doesn't get any cooler than that, huh?

152. Chalk one up for Patchy.

153. Rubbing.

154. I guess this is the wood that doesn't burn.

155. Whoa!

156. Potty!

157. Laser technology.

158. Score one for the future.

159. Well, I got something that you'll never find

160. in your little "future":

161. a real, live caveman.

162. Hey, there he is.

163. Come on in, big troglodyte fellow.

164. Come on.

165. You see, kids, I found him frozen in a block of ice,

166. and then I spent three days thawing him out

167. with my mom's hair dryer.

168. I call him Cavey.

169. Isn't he something?

170. It's okay, Cavey.

171. That's nothing, Old Timer.

172. Make way for the future.

173. Greetings.

174. I am the X29488.

175. How may I serve you?

176. Where do you keep getting all this stuff?

177. Never you mind, Pops.

178. Let's go see what Cavey thinks.

179. Attack! Attack!

180. Potty!

181. You're ruining my caveman show.

182. Attack! Attack!

183. Will Patchy ever get control of the special?

184. What will SpongeBob do with fire?

185. Stay tuned to SpongeBob SquarePants B.C. and find out.

186. Welcome back

187. to SpongeBob SquarePants B.C.

188. Sounds like things have gone

189. from bad to worse for Patchy.

190. Attack! Attack!

191. This is great.

192. Ahoy.

193. Glad you're back.

194. Let's watch the rest of SpongeBob B.C.

195. while I get things straightened out around here.

196. Or... maybe not.

197. Attack! Attack!

198. When we last saw our hungry troglodytes,

199. they'd just discovered fire.

200. How long will it take for them to mess it up?

201. Let's see.

202. Money, money...

203. Hey.

204. No Squag...

205. SpongeGar... !

206. SpongeGar...

207. Pathar!

208. Aha!

209. Huh?

210. Huh?

211. Ooh.

212. Huh?

213. Dumbo Pathar.

214. Squag!

215. Aha.

216. Ah?

217. Pathar!

218. , Pathar.

219. Pathar!

220. Huh?

221. Squag!

222. Squag!

223. Pathar!

224. SpongeGar!

225. SpongeGar.

226. Squag.

227. Pathar!

228. Pathar.

229. SpongeGar?

230. Oh, Pathar.

231. Oh, SpongeGar.

232. Tabanga-do.

233. Perhaps certain events in history

234. are better left untold.

235. Now I know how Squidward feels.

236. Why the long face?

237. I think you know perfectly well, you little wingèd vermin.

238. All I wanted was to show the nice people

239. how great the cavemen were.

240. But all they got was technology-induced chaos.

241. Come back inside.

242. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

243. You got rid of the robot android cyborg?

244. No, even better.

245. Potty, I guess I really misjudged you.

246. What the...?

247. When worlds collide.

248. Pretty sweet, eh?

249. You can run...

250. but you can't hide.

251. ♪ When worlds collide

252. Yo, check it out.

253. Future!

254. Word.

255. I am SpongeTron.

256. ♪ But you can't hide...

257. Well, Potty, I guess you were right.

258. The future iscool.

259. There's no hard feelings.

260. I got you a present from the prehistoric times.

261. Oh, what is it, a new loincloth?

262. No.

263. An enlarged forehead?

264. No.

265. Oh, what is it?

266. Potty!

267. This is great.

268. Well, thanks for watching SpongeBob B.C., kids.

269. Bye.

270. Now he's tickling.

271. Cut it out, you rascal.

272. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

273. and NICKELODEON