1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
6. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
7. A slow day at the Krusty Krab.Copy !req
8. Hey, Squidward, check this out.Copy !req
9. Two ordinary Krabby Patties,Copy !req
10. but when expertly tossed
with the skill of a champCopy !req
11. they become...Copy !req
12. A one-way ticket to pain!Copy !req
13. Huh?Copy !req
14. Heave ho!Copy !req
15. What the devilfish
is going on out here?Copy !req
16. Time is money,Copy !req
17. and if you boys is wasting time,
then you're wasting money.Copy !req
18. And that's just sick!Copy !req
19. But we were performing a ritual
to attract customers,Copy !req
20. and the only way it can work is
for us to get hurt... real bad.Copy !req
21. What stupid barnacle
told you that?Copy !req
22. Uh...Copy !req
23. Listen, instead
of killing yourselves,Copy !req
24. I've got something real
important for you to do for me.Copy !req
25. Now, are you men ready
for your super...Copy !req
26. "Super..."Copy !req
27. Special...Copy !req
28. "Special..."Copy !req
29. Secret...Copy !req
30. "Secret..."Copy !req
31. Assignment.Copy !req
32. Put us out
of our misery.Copy !req
33. I gotta know, I gotta know,
I gotta know.Copy !req
34. The two of you are to paint
the inside of me house.Copy !req
35. Yay!Copy !req
36. But, let me give
you two a warning—Copy !req
37. this here paint
is absolutely permanent.Copy !req
38. It will never
come off,Copy !req
39. so if I see even one drop
on anything but wall,Copy !req
40. I'll have your rear ends cut off
and mounted over me fireplace!Copy !req
41. So have fun
with the job.Copy !req
42. Patrick.Copy !req
43. Yeah, SpongeBob.Copy !req
44. Mr. Krabs sure has a lot
of expensive treasuresCopy !req
45. to drip paint on.Copy !req
46. Do you think we should take this
stuff off the walls?Copy !req
47. No way, SpongeBob.Copy !req
48. We're not getting paid
to move stuff.Copy !req
49. Patrick, we're not
getting paid at all.Copy !req
50. Well, that's what I said—Copy !req
51. we're not getting paid,
and that's final!Copy !req
52. Okay, we'll just paint
around all this stuff.Copy !req
53. Good, just don't pay me.Copy !req
54. First, we need to set out
the tarp.Copy !req
55. Tarp, ahoy!Copy !req
56. We're going to need
more coverage, Patrick.Copy !req
57. Now, that's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
58. Well, I guess
we should openCopy !req
59. these cans of permanent
paint now.Copy !req
60. That will never,
ever come off.Copy !req
61. And if we get it on anything,Copy !req
62. Mr. Krabs will cut
our butts off...Copy !req
63. And mount them on the wall.Copy !req
64. Careful, SpongeBob.Copy !req
65. Careful, SpongeBob.Copy !req
66. SpongeBob, careful.Copy !req
67. Careful, SpongeBob.Copy !req
68. Careful, SpongeBob.Copy !req
69. Careful, SpongeBob!Copy !req
70. Careful, SpongeBob!Copy !req
71. Patrick, the lid's already off.Copy !req
72. Oh.Copy !req
73. Now it' my turn.Copy !req
74. I should do this one,
too, Patrick.Copy !req
75. Well, that was a rip-off.Copy !req
76. Okay, Patrick, let's get
our brushes ready.Copy !req
77. Uh, maybe we should start
with a smaller brush.Copy !req
78. All right, Patrick,
got to get started...Copy !req
79. painting this wall...Copy !req
80. with the permanent paint
that we can't get on anything...Copy !req
81. but the wall.Copy !req
82. Well, here we go.Copy !req
83. Just a few more seconds
of mental preparationCopy !req
84. and I'll be painting this wall.Copy !req
85. I'm getting to the painting.Copy !req
86. Can you move it along?Copy !req
87. I'm all out of time cards.Copy !req
88. No problem.Copy !req
89. Here I go.Copy !req
90. Yeah.Copy !req
91. Huh?Copy !req
92. Barnacles!Copy !req
93. What could be worse
than a giant paint bubble?Copy !req
94. Oh, I know.Copy !req
95. Two giant
paint bubbles.Copy !req
96. Patrick!Copy !req
97. Yeah, SpongeBob.Copy !req
98. I don't think it
can get much bigger.Copy !req
99. Nonsense!Copy !req
100. Pat, no!Copy !req
101. We did it.Copy !req
102. We painted the whole house,Copy !req
103. and without getting paint
on anything but...Copy !req
104. Flopping flotsam! What's that?Copy !req
105. We're dead, Patrick.Copy !req
106. Do you know what that is?Copy !req
107. Mmm, it's a dollar.Copy !req
108. I win!Copy !req
109. That's not
just a dollar.Copy !req
110. It's Mr. Krabs's
first dollar,Copy !req
111. his most prized possession.Copy !req
112. And we got paint on it!Copy !req
113. I think you
are overreacting,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
114. I don't see any paint.Copy !req
115. Okay, this isn't
a problem.Copy !req
116. Maybe I can just
wipe it off.Copy !req
117. There, I think I got it.Copy !req
118. Oh, now I see it.Copy !req
119. This is not good,
Patrick.Copy !req
120. This is not good.Copy !req
121. Mr. Krabs is going
to be home soon,Copy !req
122. and when he sees what we did
to his dollar...Copy !req
123. Wait, SpongeBob, all we got
to do is wash the paint offCopy !req
124. and Krabs will never know.Copy !req
125. But Mr. Krabs said...Copy !req
126. Forget what
Mr. Krabs said.Copy !req
127. Every paint comes off
with something.Copy !req
128. Did it work?Copy !req
129. No.Copy !req
130. Did it work?Copy !req
131. No.Copy !req
132. Did it work?Copy !req
133. No.Copy !req
134. Nothing's working!Copy !req
135. Wait, SpongeBob!Copy !req
136. We're not cavemen.Copy !req
137. We have technology.Copy !req
138. It didn't work.Copy !req
139. This is all Mr. Krabs' fault.Copy !req
140. If he hadn't hung that stupid
dollar in the first place...Copy !req
141. I mean, it's not like
it looks any differentCopy !req
142. than a regular dollar.Copy !req
143. Why hang it?Copy !req
144. You could just stick any old
dollar bill up on the wall—Copy !req
145. no one would even
know the difference.Copy !req
146. You might as well just reach
into my wallet,Copy !req
147. pull out a dollar
and put it on the wall.Copy !req
148. Okay, Patrick,
take out your wallet.Copy !req
149. I don't see where
you're going with this.Copy !req
150. Hey, a dollar.Copy !req
151. Our butts are saved, Patrick.Copy !req
152. Now all we have to...Copy !req
153. Patrick, no!Copy !req
154. Patrick, no.Copy !req
155. Why did you put it...?Copy !req
156. Grab it, Pat,
grab it.Copy !req
157. Hurry, hurry!Copy !req
158. Oh, Pat, no, no.Copy !req
159. Get it, Pat, get it,
get it, get it.Copy !req
160. Want a bite?Copy !req
161. Okay, okay,
we still got time.Copy !req
162. Don't panic, SpongeBob,
panic is the enemy.Copy !req
163. You are strong.Copy !req
164. Through your strength
you shall overcome.Copy !req
165. You're on your own, pal.Copy !req
166. Hurry, Patrick, put the dollar
back on the wall.Copy !req
167. I got an idea.Copy !req
168. What the...?Copy !req
169. We're all done.Copy !req
170. Everything looks great.Copy !req
171. Yeah, you don't
have to look around.Copy !req
172. We already did
that for you.Copy !req
173. You both look like you gotCopy !req
174. a dirty little secret.Copy !req
175. Ha, I'm kidding.Copy !req
176. Let's see how you did.Copy !req
177. Ooh, not bad, boys,
not bad.Copy !req
178. A nice even coat,
high gloss, no bubbles.Copy !req
179. Yeah, looks great, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
180. We'll just be going.Copy !req
181. Flipping fish parcels,
look what you did!Copy !req
182. Please don't cut off
our butts.Copy !req
183. Oh, Mr. Krabs,
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
184. "Sorry?"Copy !req
185. You dusted all my knickknacks.Copy !req
186. That was really nice.Copy !req
187. Great Barrier Reef!Copy !req
188. What's this?Copy !req
189. That's not our fault.Copy !req
190. I don't want
to be buttless.Copy !req
191. Oh, and I suppose
the floor moldingCopy !req
192. just painted itself on its own.Copy !req
193. That's what I call
craftsmanship.Copy !req
194. Criminy jim jim!Copy !req
195. You messed up my dollar...Copy !req
196. rama.Copy !req
197. All the dolls in this dollaramaCopy !req
198. were perfectly aligned.Copy !req
199. Mama.Copy !req
200. And you boys thought
I wouldn't notice.Copy !req
201. Oh, well, I guess
no harm done.Copy !req
202. All right, boys,Copy !req
203. you're free to go.Copy !req
204. Ow! That's funny.Copy !req
205. I don't remember
a stack of paintingsCopy !req
206. where me first dollar
used to be.Copy !req
207. In fact, I don't remember
this painting at all.Copy !req
208. Or this one.Copy !req
209. Or this one.Copy !req
210. Or this one.Copy !req
211. Or this one.Copy !req
212. Or this one.Copy !req
213. Or this one.Copy !req
214. Hi, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
215. SpongeBob, what are you doing?Copy !req
216. Oh, you know,
just hanging around.Copy !req
217. Boo!Copy !req
218. Get down onto
the floor, boy.Copy !req
219. All right, now you're
just being silly.Copy !req
220. No, no, no!Copy !req
221. Mr. Krabs, no.Copy !req
222. Don't look.Copy !req
223. It's a trick.Copy !req
224. Did you two get paint
all over me first dollar?Copy !req
225. We're so sorry,
Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
226. And then did you
draw on it with crayon?Copy !req
227. I thought, you know,
maybe he'd buy it.Copy !req
228. All right, boys!Copy !req
229. You know what I've got
to do now?Copy !req
230. You mean, our butts?Copy !req
231. Can I use mine
one last time?Copy !req
232. There we go, good as new.Copy !req
233. But... but... but... but...Copy !req
234. Yeah, I lied.Copy !req
235. This paint actually
comes off with saliva.Copy !req
236. Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
237. You told us the paint
was permanentCopy !req
238. so me and Patrick
would be more carefulCopy !req
239. and not get paint on anything.Copy !req
240. Nah, I just like
to mess with you.Copy !req
241. Oh, the old man's still got it.Copy !req
242. Aw, crud.Copy !req
243. I really got to learn to say it,
not spray it.Copy !req
244. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
245. If you're watching this video,
then let me be the first to say:Copy !req
246. You've recently been hiredCopy !req
247. by The Krusty Krab RestaurantCopy !req
248. and this is your first official
day of training.Copy !req
249. Can I make a Krabby Patty now?Copy !req
250. Oh, no, you've got
a lot to learnCopy !req
251. before you're ready
to make a Krabby Patty.Copy !req
252. As you can see by this graph...Copy !req
253. Graph.Copy !req
254. You are now employedCopy !req
255. by one of the most successful
restaurants in Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
256. But it didn't get that way
overnight...Copy !req
257. because the store closes
at 6:00.Copy !req
258. No, story of The Krusty KrabCopy !req
259. is a story of one man's hard
work, perseverance, vision,Copy !req
260. determination and sweat.Copy !req
261. But mostly his sweat.Copy !req
262. You may think
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs,Copy !req
263. owner and founder
of Krusty Krab Inc.,Copy !req
264. has always been the financial
wizard he is today.Copy !req
265. And you're right.Copy !req
266. After the war,Copy !req
267. Krabs stayed secluded in a deep
depression that seemed endless.Copy !req
268. But then his luck changedCopy !req
269. when he acquired a bankrupt
retirement home,Copy !req
270. and with a few minor
alterations,Copy !req
271. The Krusty Krab was born.Copy !req
272. Sounds like a lot of...Copy !req
273. Hoopla!Copy !req
274. Sounds like a lot...Copy !req
275. Hoopla!Copy !req
276. Sounds like a...Copy !req
277. Hoopla!Copy !req
278. Hoopla!Copy !req
279. Sounds like a lot of hooplaCopy !req
280. to make over
a little Krabby Patty, right?Copy !req
281. Wrong!Copy !req
282. To keep up with today's
demanding customers,Copy !req
283. no expense has been sparedCopy !req
284. to acquire
all the latest achievementsCopy !req
285. in fast-food technology.Copy !req
286. This here is an advanced
patty-control mechanism.Copy !req
287. Here you see our automated
money-handling system.Copy !req
288. Don't touch.Copy !req
289. These are high-qualityCopy !req
290. beverage temperature devices.Copy !req
291. Imported.Copy !req
292. This here's a prototype
liquid transfer machine.Copy !req
293. And most importantly,Copy !req
294. you get your state-of-the-artCopy !req
295. condiment-dispersal units.Copy !req
296. You going to buy something?Copy !req
297. There's a standing fee.Copy !req
298. All of this modernizationCopy !req
299. seems a little overwhelming
doesn't it?Copy !req
300. Well, luckily for you,Copy !req
301. Mr. Krabs' fear
of robot overlordsCopy !req
302. keeps the balance of technology
in check.Copy !req
303. But if modernization
is the heart of The Krusty Krab,Copy !req
304. then employees
are the liver and gallbladder.Copy !req
305. Let's see
if you've got what it takes.Copy !req
306. Hmm... poised, confident,
and a smile that says,Copy !req
307. "Hello, world,
may I take your order?"Copy !req
308. You've got the makings of a
good employee, Mr. SquarePants.Copy !req
309. But for every good employee,
there's one who is not so good.Copy !req
310. Let's see...
inattentive, impatient,Copy !req
311. a glazed look in the eyes.Copy !req
312. Look carefullyCopy !req
313. at the, "I Really Wish I Weren't
Here Right Now" button.Copy !req
314. There's a name
for employees like this,Copy !req
315. but we'll call him Squidward.Copy !req
316. I'm getting paid overtime
for this, right, Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
317. Sorry, can't hear you!Copy !req
318. Does this mean I get to
make a Krabby Patty now?Copy !req
319. No, you can't
make a Krabby PattyCopy !req
320. without understanding
the phrase:Copy !req
321. "POOP"?Copy !req
322. Once you understand POOP,Copy !req
323. you'll understand your place
at The Krusty Krab.Copy !req
324. But what does POOP mean?Copy !req
325. It's actually
a carefully organized code.Copy !req
326. Watch closely.Copy !req
327. Ah... POOP!Copy !req
328. Looks like Mr. SquarePants
understands POOP.Copy !req
329. Here's a typical customer.Copy !req
330. I wonder what he wants.Copy !req
331. Well, if we just remember POOP,
we can figure it out.Copy !req
332. I'd like to order...Copy !req
333. Do you think
he's going to order:Copy !req
334. One patty, please.Copy !req
335. Ah, POOP, you never let us down!Copy !req
336. Now that you understand POOP,Copy !req
337. I bet you think you're ready
to make a Krabby Patty.Copy !req
338. Krabby Patty!Copy !req
339. Ha-ha— not so fast,
Eager McBeaver.Copy !req
340. We haven't even talked about:Copy !req
341. Every employee
of The Krusty KrabCopy !req
342. must comply with a strict set
of personal hygiene guidelines.Copy !req
343. Okay, Mr. SquarePants,Copy !req
344. are you ready to prepare
for your shift?Copy !req
345. A good employee always
scrubs his hands thoroughly.Copy !req
346. Be sure to get under
those fingernails.Copy !req
347. And don't forget
about the knuckles.Copy !req
348. And make sure those palms
are squeaky clean.Copy !req
349. All right,
let's see those hands.Copy !req
350. Now, that's thorough!Copy !req
351. After making sure
your feet are polished,Copy !req
352. your face is clear
of any blemishes or boils,Copy !req
353. and your hair is neat and tidy,Copy !req
354. you are ready to start the day.Copy !req
355. Now let's see how Squidward
prepares for his shift.Copy !req
356. Huh?Copy !req
357. Remember, no employee
wants to be a Squidward.Copy !req
358. Now that you're clean
and hygienic,Copy !req
359. I'll bet you think you're ready
to make that Krabby Patty.Copy !req
360. I'm ready!Copy !req
361. I'm ready!Copy !req
362. I'm ready!Copy !req
363. I'm ready!Copy !req
364. Whoa, there.Copy !req
365. We still have a few more topics
to cover first.Copy !req
366. It's important to keep your area
tidy and free of droppings.Copy !req
367. But a clean workstation
is only part of the job.Copy !req
368. To make the vision in your head
a reality, you'll need supplies,Copy !req
369. and a good employee always keeps
his supplies well-organized.Copy !req
370. Very nice, Mr. SquarePants,
not a pickle out of place.Copy !req
371. Now let's see how Squidward
keeps his workstation.Copy !req
372. Oh!Copy !req
373. Don't worry, Squidward,Copy !req
374. Mr. SquarePants
can cover for you.Copy !req
375. Now that your workstation is up
and running, perhaps you thinkCopy !req
376. you're ready to make
the world-famous Krabby Patty.Copy !req
377. Calm down.Copy !req
378. There's plenty of time left.Copy !req
379. We have to make sure
you're readyCopy !req
380. for the psychological aspect
of the job—Copy !req
381. Mr. Krabs, can I
have a raise?Copy !req
382. No.Copy !req
383. Good job, Mr. SquarePants!Copy !req
384. Can I make
a Krabby Patty now?Copy !req
385. And now we move
from behind the scenesCopy !req
386. to the front lines,
where we'll examineCopy !req
387. the most important aspect
of the industry: the customer.Copy !req
388. Or, as we like to say,
the "Krustomer."Copy !req
389. Who said that?Copy !req
390. Are you a ghost?Copy !req
391. Like precious,
precious blood in an animal,Copy !req
392. customers are what keeps The
Krusty Krab strong and alive.Copy !req
393. Squidward, your ceiling
is talking to me!Copy !req
394. Are you going
to order somethingCopy !req
395. or just make friends
with the paneling?Copy !req
396. Uh... I'll have an uh...Copy !req
397. Uh... uh... uh... ah...Copy !req
398. What's that?Copy !req
399. Patrick, go be stupid
somewhere else.Copy !req
400. Ah-ah-ah, Squidward,
remember what Mr. Krabs says.Copy !req
401. The ceiling is right,
Squidward,Copy !req
402. you're not
a very good employee.Copy !req
403. Fine.Copy !req
404. May I please take your order?Copy !req
405. I'll have, uh...Copy !req
406. Ah...Copy !req
407. We'll check in
with these two later.Copy !req
408. Right now, it's important
that we discuss an:Copy !req
409. Like the lost gold of Atlantis,Copy !req
410. many consider their Krabby Patty
to be a treasure.Copy !req
411. And as with every treasure,Copy !req
412. there's a thief
ready to steal it.Copy !req
413. So it's up to you
to be the watchful eyes of...Copy !req
414. What's this?Copy !req
415. It's Mr. Krabs'
business rival, Plankton.Copy !req
416. Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs!Copy !req
417. Your secret formula
is finally mine!Copy !req
418. He's stealing the formula!Copy !req
419. What are you going to do,
Mr. SquarePants?Copy !req
420. You'll never catch me, Krabs,Copy !req
421. not when I shift into
maximum overdrive!Copy !req
422. Hi-ya!Copy !req
423. I knew I should've
gotten the turbo.Copy !req
424. Hear me, Krabs!Copy !req
425. You'll take this
Krabby Patty from meCopy !req
426. when you pry it
from my cold, dead...Copy !req
427. And so another emergency
is avoided,Copy !req
428. thanks to Mr. SquarePants.Copy !req
429. Let's check in
on Squidward again.Copy !req
430. Uh...Copy !req
431. Psst, Squidward.Copy !req
432. Huh?Copy !req
433. Just remember:Copy !req
434. Patrick, if I could
make a suggestion,Copy !req
435. why don't you just
order a Krabby Patty?Copy !req
436. Great idea, Squidward.Copy !req
437. One Krabby Patty, please.Copy !req
438. Is that for here or to go?Copy !req
439. Uh...Copy !req
440. Hang in there, Squidward,
it's all part of the job.Copy !req
441. Now that we've covered
all the basics of your training,Copy !req
442. it's time for the moment
you've been waiting for.Copy !req
443. Preparing the Krabby Patty!Copy !req
444. At the center of every great
dynasty is the crown jewel,Copy !req
445. which keeps it alive
and thriving.Copy !req
446. For The Krusty Krab,
this is the Krabby Patty.Copy !req
447. And now you, the humble employee
off the street,Copy !req
448. the all-too-necessary
human resourceCopy !req
449. that keeps this business afloat,Copy !req
450. will learn the sacred
and dark secretsCopy !req
451. of how to prepare,
with your very own hands...Copy !req
452. The sumptuous, lip-moistening,Copy !req
453. spine-tingling, heart-stopping
pleasure centerCopy !req
454. that is a Krabby Patty.Copy !req
455. Are you ready?Copy !req
456. Are you sure?Copy !req
457. Okay, the secret formula...Copy !req
458. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
459. and NICKELODEONCopy !req