1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
6. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
7. Oh!Copy !req
8. Pardon me, young lady.Copy !req
9. What a fox.Copy !req
10. Ooh!Copy !req
11. You're all mine,
you sweet Krabby Patty.Copy !req
12. Ooh, whoo!Copy !req
13. Initiating launch sequence.Copy !req
14. Krabby Patty, here I come!Copy !req
15. Eh, I hope I don't miss again.Copy !req
16. Reunited, and it's going
to feel so good!Copy !req
17. Oh, ho, ho, sweet wampum.Copy !req
18. Huh? What's that?Copy !req
19. Squidward, where are you?Copy !req
20. Shield me with your forehead!Copy !req
21. So...Copy !req
22. it was just another failed
Krabby Patty theft attemptCopy !req
23. by my arch-competitor,
Plankton.Copy !req
24. For a second there,
I mistook you for a threatCopy !req
25. but you're just
a dirty, little man.Copy !req
26. So long, shrimp!Copy !req
27. Curse you, Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
28. Ouch!Copy !req
29. So, typical day of failure,
I see, huh, darling?Copy !req
30. Oh, can it, computer wife.Copy !req
31. Can't you see I'm exhausted?Copy !req
32. Why don't you go
make yourself usefulCopy !req
33. and synthesize me up some grub?Copy !req
34. Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
35. What do we got here?Copy !req
36. Oh, goodie!Copy !req
37. Holographic meatloaf again.Copy !req
38. When am I going to get
some realfood?Copy !req
39. Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food.Copy !req
40. Just look at his daughter.Copy !req
41. She's as big as a whale.Copy !req
42. I wish I could be successful
like Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
43. I wish I could somehow
just switch lives with himCopy !req
44. just to know what it's like.Copy !req
45. Then why don't you just useCopy !req
46. that Switch-Lives-Just-to-Know-
What-It's-Like-O-Macrofier thingCopy !req
47. you built last Tuesday?Copy !req
48. What a brilliant idea!Copy !req
49. Your parents
must have been, likeCopy !req
50. part computer or something.Copy !req
51. Ah...Copy !req
52. Now, let's see here.Copy !req
53. No.Copy !req
54. No.Copy !req
55. No.Copy !req
56. Aha!Copy !req
57. Well, I hate to leave you,
KarenCopy !req
58. but you know what they say:Copy !req
59. "a rolling stone gathers
no algae."Copy !req
60. Ah!Copy !req
61. Oh, dear Neptune above!Copy !req
62. What happened last night?Copy !req
63. Huh?Copy !req
64. What's this?Copy !req
65. "Mr. Plankton"?Copy !req
66. Who the davey...?Copy !req
67. Huh? I'm in the Krusty Krab.Copy !req
68. And that means the life switcherCopy !req
69. was a success!Copy !req
70. The Krusty Krab is mine!Copy !req
71. Corporate casual.Copy !req
72. Order up!Copy !req
73. Two deluxe
Krabby Patties.Copy !req
74. At last!Copy !req
75. There you are, sir.Copy !req
76. Two deluxe...Copy !req
77. Ahoy, there,
Mr. Plankton.Copy !req
78. Er, uh, hey, there,
uh, Spongebob.Copy !req
79. Uh, Spongebob...Copy !req
80. Yes, sir?Copy !req
81. I'm going to need
to take one of these pattiesCopy !req
82. back to my office
for, uh... bun inspection.Copy !req
83. I'm afraid you
can't do thatCopy !req
84. Mr. Plankton.Copy !req
85. But why not?Copy !req
86. Because that patty is
for the customer, sir.Copy !req
87. The customer?Copy !req
88. I'll boil the customer
in hot oilCopy !req
89. and I'll rip out his...!Copy !req
90. I mean, yes, of course,
for the lovely customer.Copy !req
91. But you can
take these
patties, sir.Copy !req
92. I made them
on the off chanceCopy !req
93. you decided to instigateCopy !req
94. some bun inspection
today, Mr. Plankton, sir.Copy !req
95. Uh, yes.
Uh, very nice.Copy !req
96. Um, thanks.Copy !req
97. All mine!Copy !req
98. It's finally all mine!Copy !req
99. The patties...Copy !req
100. the wealth...Copy !req
101. the notoriety...Copy !req
102. the... Spongebob?Copy !req
103. What do you want?Copy !req
104. Well, it's just that
it's Tuesday again, sirCopy !req
105. and I was wondering
if I could have my...Copy !req
106. uh... my, uh...Copy !req
107. weekly performance review.Copy !req
108. Review?Copy !req
109. Oh, yes,
please, sir, please!Copy !req
110. But I've never reviewed
anything...Copy !req
111. except for those foreign
exercise videosCopy !req
112. my cousin sent me.Copy !req
113. Oh, please, sir!Copy !req
114. I want to make you
so happy and proud!Copy !req
115. Ah, you're doing fine.Copy !req
116. Now leave me to my work.Copy !req
117. Mmm...Copy !req
118. But sir...Copy !req
119. I thought I sent
you away, Cretan!Copy !req
120. But sir, there's got to be
something I need to improve on.Copy !req
121. Anything!Copy !req
122. All right, the sauce.Copy !req
123. Wh... what?Copy !req
124. The sauce, I don't know.Copy !req
125. You're using
too much sauce, okay?Copy !req
126. Review's over.Copy !req
127. What?Copy !req
128. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
129. All I said was
a little too much sauce.Copy !req
130. It's no big deal, really.Copy !req
131. What do you want from me,
a promotion?Copy !req
132. A pro... a promot...
a promotion?Copy !req
133. Uh, sure, kid,
you're, uh...Copy !req
134. you're on register now.Copy !req
135. Register?Copy !req
136. Glad that's over.Copy !req
137. Spongebob, do you remember
that little talk we hadCopy !req
138. about personal space?Copy !req
139. It's okay, Squidward,
I'm official. Look!Copy !req
140. Co-cashier?Copy !req
141. So, have you two
known each other long?Copy !req
142. You can't do this to me,
Mr. Plankton!Copy !req
143. If you think I'm going
to stand out there all dayCopy !req
144. listening to...Copy !req
145. then you must have coral
wedged in your frontal lobe!Copy !req
146. So what do you want me to do
about it?Copy !req
147. I'd like my view
to be a little less yellowCopy !req
148. if you know what I mean.Copy !req
149. Hope you like gray.Copy !req
150. Hey, Squidward, I can see you
through this little window.Copy !req
151. Now, no more intrusions.Copy !req
152. I'd like to begin writing
the memoirs of my success story.Copy !req
153. So everyone just stay the...Copy !req
154. Daddy!Copy !req
155. Daddy! Daddy, Daddy,
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!Copy !req
156. Just tell Daddy
what you want!Copy !req
157. Daddy!Copy !req
158. He's very busy!Copy !req
159. Could I please have a, um...
an advance on my allowance?Copy !req
160. If it'll get you
out of my antennae.Copy !req
161. Go crazy.Copy !req
162. One dollar!Copy !req
163. You hateme!Copy !req
164. Ow!Copy !req
165. You!Copy !req
166. Me?Copy !req
167. You think
this is funny?Copy !req
168. In a cosmic sort of way, yes.Copy !req
169. Well, Mr. Funny ManCopy !req
170. is this how you get
your sick kicks?Copy !req
171. What? It's just
an ordinary Krabby...Copy !req
172. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
173. Squidward!Copy !req
174. I tried,
Mr. Plankton.Copy !req
175. I really did.Copy !req
176. Oh, what now?Copy !req
177. A customer ordered
a medium sodaCopy !req
178. and I gave him a large.Copy !req
179. I gave him a large!Copy !req
180. I've soiled
the good Krusty Krab name!Copy !req
181. Soiled it! Soiled it...!Copy !req
182. I command you to stop that.Copy !req
183. Stop that, and return
to your post!Copy !req
184. Soiled it!
Soiled it...!Copy !req
185. Where's the off button
on this thing?Copy !req
186. Okay, Daddy, I've decided
I'm going to run away.Copy !req
187. Run away and find
a newdaddy!Copy !req
188. Make it stop!Copy !req
189. What, did I say the secret word?Copy !req
190. No, sir.Copy !req
191. He's back.Copy !req
192. Who's back? What?Copy !req
193. What was that?Copy !req
194. Man your stations!
Red alert! Red alert!Copy !req
195. Take cover!Copy !req
196. Take cover from what?Copy !req
197. He's around here somewhere.Copy !req
198. There he goes!Copy !req
199. What? Who? Where?Copy !req
200. Somebody tell me!Copy !req
201. Some say he crawled outCopy !req
202. from the lowest trench
in the ocean.Copy !req
203. He's the saltiest
of all of the sea dogs.Copy !req
204. He's the most hated creature
in Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
205. And he's finally got
a Krabby Patty!Copy !req
206. Krabs? What the barnacle
is going on here?Copy !req
207. It's your arch-competitor—
Krabs!Copy !req
208. His goal in life
is to steal a Krabby PattyCopy !req
209. and ruin our restaurant.Copy !req
210. That's terrible!Copy !req
211. Yeah! But the worst part
of it is...Copy !req
212. Good grief,
he's naked!Copy !req
213. Clothe me if you can,
silly landlubbers!Copy !req
214. I'm going to make you
eat those words, Krabs!Copy !req
215. No shirt, no shoes...
no service!Copy !req
216. Huh?Copy !req
217. Ah, you got me!Copy !req
218. Well, at least it's underwire.Copy !req
219. Here's your stinking patty!Copy !req
220. I don't understand.Copy !req
221. Is there a gas leak in here?Copy !req
222. Knick-knack, the patty's back.Copy !req
223. You did it, Mr. Plankton.Copy !req
224. Victory screech!Copy !req
225. Enjoy your victory screech,
PlanktonCopy !req
226. because someday the Krabby Patty
formula will be mine!Copy !req
227. You'll never get
this formulaCopy !req
228. you twisted fiend!Copy !req
229. Oh, but I will!Copy !req
230. Even if I have
to come back tomorrowCopy !req
231. and the next day
and the next dayCopy !req
232. and the next dayCopy !req
233. and the next day
and the next dayCopy !req
234. and the next day
and the next dayCopy !req
235. and the next day
next dayCopy !req
236. and the next day
and the next dayCopy !req
237. and the next day...Copy !req
238. Phone call,
Mr. Plankton.Copy !req
239. The next day,
and the next dayCopy !req
240. and the next day
and the next day...Copy !req
241. It's not worth it!Copy !req
242. It's just not worth it!Copy !req
243. Good-bye, everyone.Copy !req
244. I'll remember you all
in therapy.Copy !req
245. Holographic meatloaf...Copy !req
246. my favorite!Copy !req
247. Ah! Goo Lagoon...Copy !req
248. where the sun is hotCopy !req
249. and the sunbathersCopy !req
250. are oh, so cool.Copy !req
251. What a beautiful day.Copy !req
252. You said it, pal.Copy !req
253. Can you believe that sun?Copy !req
254. I could look at it all day.Copy !req
255. Uh, Patrick?Copy !req
256. What?Copy !req
257. Nothing.Copy !req
258. So, how's that
tan coming?Copy !req
259. I don't know.Copy !req
260. Let me check.Copy !req
261. Looking good.Copy !req
262. How's yours?Copy !req
263. Just a minute.Copy !req
264. I could have sworn
I was laying on my back.Copy !req
265. Larry! Larry!Copy !req
266. Larry! Larry!Copy !req
267. Hey, it's Larry,
the lifeguard.Copy !req
268. Mr. Lifeguard,
can I feel
your muscle?Copy !req
269. Sure. Don't scratch
the paint.Copy !req
270. Lifeguard, how's
the tubage?Copy !req
271. Gnarly, dudes.Copy !req
272. All right, yeah!
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
273. Lifeguard, can
you point out
the snack bar?Copy !req
274. Right over there.Copy !req
275. But you guys
are way too oldCopy !req
276. and unsightly
for my beach.Copy !req
277. And I'm afraid I'm going
to have to ask you to leave.Copy !req
278. So polite.Copy !req
279. Just like we raised him.Copy !req
280. What a guy.Copy !req
281. Is it any wonder
he's so popular?Copy !req
282. Just imagine
if Iwere a lifeguard.Copy !req
283. That would be so cool.Copy !req
284. Oh, what do you want
to be a lifeguard for?Copy !req
285. Nobody really likes those guys.Copy !req
286. For he's a jolly,
good fellow...Copy !req
287. Being a lifeguard is so dumb.Copy !req
288. All they do is blow, blow,
blow on their stupid whistlesCopy !req
289. rub, rub, rub that white stuff
on their nosesCopy !req
290. and show off their grossCopy !req
291. misshapen bodies.Copy !req
292. Dude, put that
thing away.Copy !req
293. There are, like,
children here.Copy !req
294. I'm going to the snack bar.Copy !req
295. Who needs to be a lifeguard?Copy !req
296. I'm cool.Copy !req
297. I'm every bit as cool as Larry.Copy !req
298. And if I'm not,
let me be struck by...Copy !req
299. a flying ice cream truck...Copy !req
300. and live!Copy !req
301. Please, do not landCopy !req
302. flying ice cream trucks
on the bathers.Copy !req
303. Oh...Copy !req
304. Spongebob, you okay?Copy !req
305. Hey!Copy !req
306. I didn't know
you were a lifeguard.Copy !req
307. Lifeguard?Copy !req
308. The nose.Copy !req
309. White stuff.Copy !req
310. You think I'm a lifeguard?Copy !req
311. Sure, there's no hiding
the lifeguard look, SpongebobCopy !req
312. and you've got it.Copy !req
313. You really think so?Copy !req
314. You bet, I do.Copy !req
315. Say, we're a little
shorthanded around here.Copy !req
316. How would you like
to work the beach?Copy !req
317. [ high-pitched voice]:
I'd love it!Copy !req
318. All right.Copy !req
319. Leave that
on the bench, Kahuna.Copy !req
320. Hey, Annette, come here.Copy !req
321. I want you to meet
my buddy, Spongebob.Copy !req
322. Hi.Copy !req
323. Hey, guy's a lifeguard.Copy !req
324. It works.Copy !req
325. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
326. That was the
greatest, Larry.Copy !req
327. Yeah.Copy !req
328. Say, how'd you like to take
the second shift?Copy !req
329. By myself?Copy !req
330. Only if you think
you're ready.Copy !req
331. I'm not just ready.Copy !req
332. I'm Ready Freddie.Copy !req
333. It's Larry.Copy !req
334. Well, I guess I'll just...Copy !req
335. Help! Help!Copy !req
336. Help!Copy !req
337. Help! help!Copy !req
338. We've got a sinker.Copy !req
339. Spongebob, let me take this.Copy !req
340. I haven't seen
any action all day.Copy !req
341. Action?Copy !req
342. Please, help.
Please, help.Copy !req
343. Breathe, darn you!Copy !req
344. That's the last time
I read and swim.Copy !req
345. You saved my life.Copy !req
346. Don't mention it.
It's all part of the job.Copy !req
347. You know, Spongebob,
the babesCopy !req
348. and the big chair
are greatCopy !req
349. but the best part is knowing
you're the only thingCopy !req
350. that stands between
these good people...Copy !req
351. Go, go, go, go, go...Copy !req
352. and a watery grave.Copy !req
353. And that's
what it's all about.Copy !req
354. Their lives are
in your hands nowCopy !req
355. 'cause I got a date
with a tanning booth.Copy !req
356. See you.Copy !req
357. But I...Copy !req
358. can't swim.Copy !req
359. Oh, if I'd known
being a lifeguard meantCopy !req
360. guarding their lives,
I would never have said yes.Copy !req
361. Maybe nothing will go wrong.Copy !req
362. Then when Larry comes backCopy !req
363. I'll tell him
I'm not interested.Copy !req
364. Besides, what's the worst
that could happen?Copy !req
365. Emergency!
Everybody out of the water.Copy !req
366. Hurry! Emergency!
Out of the water.Copy !req
367. Emergency!Copy !req
368. What's going on,
lifeguard?Copy !req
369. What's the big emergency?Copy !req
370. Uh... there are
sharks in there.Copy !req
371. Hey, that's my family
you're talking about.Copy !req
372. A... sea monster!Copy !req
373. You know, we sea monsters
have made great stridesCopy !req
374. in the fields of science
and literature.Copy !req
375. Uh... somebody went?Copy !req
376. It's a big lagoon,
dude.Copy !req
377. Disgusting!Copy !req
378. No, don't go!Copy !req
379. Free ice cream!Copy !req
380. Plenty for
everybody.Copy !req
381. One for you,
one for you...Copy !req
382. Okay, everybody got one?Copy !req
383. Mmm, yeah!Copy !req
384. Mmm...Copy !req
385. Aha, now I got you.Copy !req
386. Now, you all have to wait
one hour before you go swimming.Copy !req
387. But just so you're not tempted.Copy !req
388. Ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
389. the lagoon is closed.Copy !req
390. We like Larry better.Copy !req
391. Does Larry ever give you
free ice cream?Copy !req
392. Ice cream!Copy !req
393. Did somebody say, "ice cream?"Copy !req
394. Where is it?Copy !req
395. Is it here?Copy !req
396. Huh?Copy !req
397. Ice cream! Yay!Copy !req
398. Cramp!Copy !req
399. Oh!Copy !req
400. Holy cow!Copy !req
401. Somebody's drowning!Copy !req
402. Oh, no, that's not possible.Copy !req
403. The lagoon is closed.Copy !req
404. Dude, get your butt
in the water.Copy !req
405. If there was anyone in there,
we'd hear them.Copy !req
406. Help, help!Copy !req
407. I can't swim!Copy !req
408. Somebody would be screaming
that they're drowning...Copy !req
409. I'm drowning!
I'm drowning!Copy !req
410. They would have to have
crossed the line.Copy !req
411. I'm drowning
'cause I crossed the line.Copy !req
412. Okay, I'll take a look...Copy !req
413. but just to prove to you that...
Patrick isn't drowning!Copy !req
414. Can't swim!Copy !req
415. Butt hurts.Copy !req
416. Ice cream.Copy !req
417. Hold on, Patrick.Copy !req
418. I'm coming.Copy !req
419. Help, help!Copy !req
420. Don't move.Copy !req
421. Catch this.Copy !req
422. Quit fooling around, man.
Get in the water.Copy !req
423. Help, help!Copy !req
424. Oh, what am I going to do?
Got to think.Copy !req
425. Got to think.
Got to run around and think.Copy !req
426. Got to run around
and think at the same time.Copy !req
427. Got to think,
got to have a plan.Copy !req
428. Got to think, think, think.
I've got it!Copy !req
429. Patrick can't drown
if there isn't any water.Copy !req
430. Well, you're safe now, Patrick.Copy !req
431. Help, I'm drowning,
I've got butt crampsCopy !req
432. I want ice cream
and now it's dark.Copy !req
433. Help, help!
Help me, I'm drowning.Copy !req
434. Help.Copy !req
435. To us.Copy !req
436. Oh!Copy !req
437. Sorry.
Here's your hot dog.Copy !req
438. Okay, Patrick,
here I come.Copy !req
439. Oh.Copy !req
440. Come, come 'round Pat.Copy !req
441. Here I am.Copy !req
442. Pat, Pat, no.
Uncle, hold it,
Pat, Pat, stop.Copy !req
443. No, Pat, stop.Copy !req
444. Stop, stop!Copy !req
445. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
446. Help! Help!Copy !req
447. Save me, can't swim.Copy !req
448. Patrick, don't.Copy !req
449. Help.Copy !req
450. Help, help, help...Copy !req
451. Help!Copy !req
452. Help us.
We're drowning!Copy !req
453. I wonder what's showingCopy !req
454. at the movie theater
right about now.Copy !req
455. Good-bye, Patrick.Copy !req
456. Good-bye, ice cream.Copy !req
457. Help, can't swim.Help, can't swim.Copy !req
458. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
459. Spongebob?Copy !req
460. Yes, Larry?Copy !req
461. You're not a lifeguard, are you?Copy !req
462. No, Larry.Copy !req
463. Let's go, guys.Copy !req
464. Very good.Copy !req
465. You fellows are
learning fast.Copy !req
466. Ow!Copy !req
467. Butt cramps! Butt cramps!Copy !req
468. And I still don't
have my ice cream.Copy !req
469. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
470. Captioned by
The Caption Center
Educational Foundation]Copy !req