1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
6. All right, we're going
to Sandy's house!Copy !req
7. I'm going to
beat you there!Copy !req
8. Keep the tree warm,
Sandy!Copy !req
9. Sandy?Copy !req
10. Hey, Sandy,
what's with the sign?Copy !req
11. Look, she's on
The Eating Channel.Copy !req
12. Howdy!Copy !req
13. If y'all are watching thisCopy !req
14. that means I'm asleep
for the winter.Copy !req
15. This sleep is called
hibernation.Copy !req
16. During hibernation, animals
don't like to be woken up.Copy !req
17. So do not disturb.Copy !req
18. That means you, SpongeBob.Copy !req
19. We better
put these on.Copy !req
20. Never mind, Pat.Copy !req
21. Sandy said
not to come in.Copy !req
22. Let's amscray.Copy !req
23. When are you going
to learn, SpongeBob?Copy !req
24. "No" means "yes."Copy !req
25. Patrick, listen, how many times
do we have to...?Copy !req
26. SpongeBob, look at this!Copy !req
27. What is this stuff?Copy !req
28. It's a vast, swirling wonderland
of sparkling white pleasure.Copy !req
29. Let it fill your sensesCopy !req
30. with cascading, fluffy pillows
of excitement and comfortCopy !req
31. as you've never
felt before.Copy !req
32. Wow, Patrick...Copy !req
33. That was beautiful.Copy !req
34. What? I was just reading
this candy wrapper, see?Copy !req
35. Patrick!Copy !req
36. Put your helmet
back on!Copy !req
37. You know there's no water
at Sandy's house!Copy !req
38. It's okay, SpongeBob.Copy !req
39. This stuff iswater! Look!Copy !req
40. I guess you're right.Copy !req
41. It's okay here.Copy !req
42. Take it off.Copy !req
43. No one's looking.Copy !req
44. SpongeBob,
did you hear that?Copy !req
45. I think it came
from up in Sandy's tree.Copy !req
46. That is one tired tree.Copy !req
47. Let's check it out.Copy !req
48. Look what's
in Sandy's bed!Copy !req
49. Looks like an
overinflated Sandy doll.Copy !req
50. I think this thing
isSandy.Copy !req
51. Hibernation
must meanCopy !req
52. the opposite
of beauty sleep.Copy !req
53. I've had enough of your
dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan.Copy !req
54. I'm gonna get you and your
partner, Pinhead LarryCopy !req
55. or my name ain't
Sheriff Sandy...Copy !req
56. She must be dreaming
about Texas outlaws.Copy !req
57. Look out, Sandy.Copy !req
58. I'm Dirty Dan.Copy !req
59. I'm gonna catch youCopy !req
60. and throw in jail
at taxpayers' expense.Copy !req
61. Ooh, you better
run faster, Sandy.Copy !req
62. Yeah, I'm
getting away!Copy !req
63. Run faster!Copy !req
64. Hurry, we're getting
in a taxi!Copy !req
65. Faster, faster!Copy !req
66. I'll get you two.Copy !req
67. You're nothing but pure evil!Copy !req
68. Just like newspaper comics.Copy !req
69. Come on, Patrick.Copy !req
70. We shouldn't
disturb her anymore.Copy !req
71. That's not disturbing.Copy !req
72. This is disturbing.Copy !req
73. Hi, there, SpongeBob.Copy !req
74. My name is Patback.Copy !req
75. Ha! That is
really disturbing.Copy !req
76. Uh, SpongeBob?Copy !req
77. Huh?Copy !req
78. Faster, SpongeBob!Copy !req
79. She's gaining on us!Copy !req
80. Sandy, no! Stop!Copy !req
81. I warned you, Dirty Dan!Copy !req
82. Now you just crossed the border
into Hurtville!Copy !req
83. Sandy, it's us, your friends
SpongeBob and Patrick!Copy !req
84. Please, Sandy, I can't
afford dry cleaning.Copy !req
85. Gonna skin ya and make a pair
of size six... boots.Copy !req
86. Fun's over.Copy !req
87. Whoo... we sure
don't want toCopy !req
88. wake her up again.Copy !req
89. Too bad
we don't haveCopy !req
90. any earplugs
to put on her.Copy !req
91. Yeah, all's I got is
this belly button lint.Copy !req
92. All right, Pat!Copy !req
93. I'm gonna rip your arms offCopy !req
94. and flapjacks...Copy !req
95. Well, that
ought to work.Copy !req
96. Hey, Sandy, does it work?Copy !req
97. Hey, Sandy, if you can't
hear us, don't say anything!Copy !req
98. Hey, Sandy!Copy !req
99. Don't wake up!Copy !req
100. See you later,
Sheriff Sandy!Copy !req
101. You're under arrest!Copy !req
102. You'll never catch me!Copy !req
103. Hey, that's
not fair!Copy !req
104. Cowboys couldn't
afford cannons.Copy !req
105. They couldn't afford
station wagons, either.Copy !req
106. Nice paneling.Copy !req
107. All right, Pinhead.Copy !req
108. Your time is up.Copy !req
109. Who you calling Pinhead?Copy !req
110. I want to be Dirty Dan.Copy !req
111. What makes you think
you can be Dirty Dan?Copy !req
112. I'm dirty... bleah!Copy !req
113. I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.Copy !req
114. I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!Copy !req
115. Oh!Copy !req
116. Guh!Copy !req
117. I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!
Oh!Copy !req
118. I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!Copy !req
119. I'm Dirty Dan! Ow!Copy !req
120. I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!Copy !req
121. I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!Copy !req
122. I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!Copy !req
123. I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!Copy !req
124. I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!Copy !req
125. I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!Copy !req
126. I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!Copy !req
127. I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!Copy !req
128. I'm Dirty Dan!Copy !req
129. Screaming will get you no...Copy !req
130. Which one of you fellers
is the real Dirty Dan?Copy !req
131. Uh... I am?Copy !req
132. Patrick!Copy !req
133. Hot wings...Copy !req
134. Okay, Pinhead Larry.Copy !req
135. Now you get yours!Copy !req
136. Pinhead...!Copy !req
137. Aah! Whoa...Copy !req
138. Whoa-ho-ho!Copy !req
139. Now you're gonna pay for
those crimes, Pinhead!Copy !req
140. Sandy, stand back.Copy !req
141. I'm warning ya!Copy !req
142. Okay, I warned ya!Copy !req
143. Did you win?Copy !req
144. Hi, SpongeBob.Copy !req
145. Okay, SpongeBob,
you can be Dirty Dan.Copy !req
146. I just want to be
Patrick.Copy !req
147. Let's get
out of hereCopy !req
148. before Sandy
wakes up again!Copy !req
149. Ouch!Copy !req
150. Sorry, Patrick,
but the door is slippery.Copy !req
151. It's frozen shut!Copy !req
152. Let me have a try.Copy !req
153. Open, Sesame!Copy !req
154. Well, I've done
all I can do.Copy !req
155. Then we're stuck in here...Copy !req
156. until the door thaws...Copy !req
157. in spring.Copy !req
158. Barnacles!Copy !req
159. Is it spring yet?Copy !req
160. N-n-no...Copy !req
161. I'm so c-c-cold
that I'm shivering.Copy !req
162. I-I'm so cold that I can use
my nose drippingsCopy !req
163. as a pair of chopsticks.Copy !req
164. I-I'm so c-cold that...Copy !req
165. I'm shivering!Copy !req
166. Maybe we should build
a fire.Copy !req
167. I've got it!Copy !req
168. We'll burn the bark
from Sandy's tree.Copy !req
169. You're gonna be
wearing an iron lungCopy !req
170. when I'm through
with you, Pinhead.Copy !req
171. The fire's not going to
happen, Patrick.Copy !req
172. I don't get it!Copy !req
173. How does Sandy survive these
intense conditions every year?Copy !req
174. Maybe she just ignores it.Copy !req
175. Maybe...Copy !req
176. Maybe...Copy !req
177. Maybe it's her fur!Copy !req
178. Yeah!Copy !req
179. Look at all that warm,
toasty fur.Copy !req
180. It's like a gold mine,
but with fur.Copy !req
181. Carefully...Copy !req
182. Carefully...Copy !req
183. Come on, do it!Copy !req
184. I'm freezing here!Copy !req
185. All right, all right,
hang on a second!Copy !req
186. That should be enough,
right?Copy !req
187. Sponge, I'm a big man.Copy !req
188. A big, big man!Copy !req
189. Well, I guess I've lived
a full life.Copy !req
190. This is taking too long!Copy !req
191. I want the warm now!Copy !req
192. Pat, no!Copy !req
193. Pat, are you crazy?Copy !req
194. No... I'm warm.Copy !req
195. Let me see that roll of tape.Copy !req
196. Man, that fur really
hits the spot!Copy !req
197. No more frozen armpits.Copy !req
198. And this eyebrow/goatee combo
works like a charm.Copy !req
199. This the best idea
we've ever had.Copy !req
200. You said it!Copy !req
201. I'm ready for the longest,
coldest winter ever.Copy !req
202. Bring it on!Copy !req
203. Spring?Copy !req
204. Wow...Copy !req
205. Spring already.Copy !req
206. Oh, oh...!Copy !req
207. Tartar sauce!Copy !req
208. The lock is still frozen!Copy !req
209. I sure can't wait to get
outside and warm my fur.Copy !req
210. Oh, look, it's SpongeBob
and Patrick.Copy !req
211. Hi, guys!Copy !req
212. It's okay, Sandy.Copy !req
213. Squirrel pattern
baldnessCopy !req
214. is quite common
in small mammals.Copy !req
215. SpongeBob...Copy !req
216. Patrick...Copy !req
217. Don't worry, Sandy.Copy !req
218. We've got you covered.Copy !req
219. More lemonade, boys?Copy !req
220. Thanks, Sandy!Copy !req
221. Spring sure is lovely.Copy !req
222. Oh, I've got you now, Gary.Copy !req
223. Tag, you're it!Copy !req
224. Gary will never find me here!Copy !req
225. Uh-oh.Copy !req
226. Tag! Now I'm it!Copy !req
227. Hi, SpongeBob.Copy !req
228. What are you doing?Copy !req
229. Gary and I are
playing tag.Copy !req
230. You want to join us?Copy !req
231. Oh, boy, would I?Copy !req
232. Okay...Copy !req
233. Tag... you're it!Copy !req
234. I'm it! I'm it!Copy !req
235. I'm it! I'm it!
I'm it! I'm it!Copy !req
236. Tag, you're it!Copy !req
237. I win! I win!Copy !req
238. What's with Gary?Copy !req
239. He sounds like
a motorboat.Copy !req
240. That's just a snail's way
of saying he likes you.Copy !req
241. Tickles!Copy !req
242. Well, I guess it's timeCopy !req
243. for me and the Gar Bear
to get going.Copy !req
244. Come on, Gary.Copy !req
245. Boy, I can't wait
to hit the hay.Copy !req
246. How about you, Gary? Gary?Copy !req
247. Gary?Copy !req
248. Hey, Patrick,
have you seen Gary?Copy !req
249. Nope..
oh, hey, here he is.Copy !req
250. Come on, Gary.Copy !req
251. We've got to let
Patrick go to sleep.Copy !req
252. I don't mind, SpongeBob.Copy !req
253. In fact, why don't you let Gary
sleep over at my house tonight?Copy !req
254. Hey, that's a great idea.Copy !req
255. A sleep-over, oh, boy!Copy !req
256. Oh, this is going
to be great, Gary.Copy !req
257. We can stay up till dawn
and watch scary moviesCopy !req
258. and eat popcorn
and play board games...Copy !req
259. Blah, blah, blah...Copy !req
260. Gee, this great.Copy !req
261. My two best friends in the
whole sea having a sleep-over.Copy !req
262. And then we'll make
a house of cardsCopy !req
263. and then we'll read
some comic books...Copy !req
264. Okay, you guys
have a good time.Copy !req
265. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
266. Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah...Copy !req
267. I'm awake!Copy !req
268. Hey, SpongeBob!Copy !req
269. Hey, guys, how
was the sleep-over?Copy !req
270. Great, SpongeBob.Copy !req
271. Watch this!Copy !req
272. No matter where I go,
Gary follows.Copy !req
273. See?Copy !req
274. Come on, Gary!Copy !req
275. Try and catch...Copy !req
276. me!Copy !req
277. Isn't this great, Gary?Copy !req
278. Me running around
and you chasing me.Copy !req
279. You're not chasing me.Copy !req
280. Come on, Gary.Copy !req
281. Let's go play
a different game.Copy !req
282. Whoa-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
283. Look out, I'm right
in front of... you.Copy !req
284. What's wrong with me?Copy !req
285. Do I offend?Copy !req
286. Hey, Gary!Copy !req
287. Gary, look!Copy !req
288. It's your favorite ball!Copy !req
289. Hey, Gary!Copy !req
290. Look...Copy !req
291. Snail-nip!Copy !req
292. Huh? Huh, huh?Copy !req
293. Help! Gary, help!Copy !req
294. Help me!Copy !req
295. Oh, merciful Neptune!Copy !req
296. I closed the window on my head!Copy !req
297. All right, that's it!Copy !req
298. Oh, ooh...Copy !req
299. Gary, you stop this
foolishness right now.Copy !req
300. Gary the Snail, answer me
when I'm talking to you.Copy !req
301. Okay, that's it,
mister.Copy !req
302. You are coming home with
me right this instant!Copy !req
303. Say good-bye to
Patrick, Gary.Copy !req
304. Hold it right there,
DadMom AngryPants.Copy !req
305. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
306. I don't know.Copy !req
307. But I do know Gary knows
who he wants to go with.Copy !req
308. Now, I suggest you put him down
and let him choose.Copy !req
309. Fine, but I would
like to remind himCopy !req
310. who it was that fed
him and housed himCopy !req
311. and sat at his bedside
when he was sickCopy !req
312. and massaged
his eyestalksCopy !req
313. when his eyes
were sore!Copy !req
314. Okay, Gary, go ahead,
show him.Copy !req
315. Okay, Gary, come to me!Copy !req
316. Come on,
come on, Gary!Copy !req
317. Come on,
come here, Gary.Copy !req
318. Oh, uh,
wrong way, Gary.Copy !req
319. G-Gary, turn around.Copy !req
320. Gary, turn around.Copy !req
321. Gary, no,
Gary, no, no, no.Copy !req
322. No, don't do it,
Gary.Copy !req
323. No, Gary...Copy !req
324. Well, well, well...Copy !req
325. I guess that answers
that question.Copy !req
326. So long, SpongeBob.Copy !req
327. Gary and me
got stuff to do.Copy !req
328. Okay, fine!Copy !req
329. If that's the way
you want to thank me...Copy !req
330. for all that I've done.Copy !req
331. I guess you're not
coming back, Gary.Copy !req
332. I don't need Gary!Copy !req
333. I'll just find another pet.Copy !req
334. Yeah, it will be
better than Gary.Copy !req
335. I'm going to get a petCopy !req
336. who won't go off
with my best friend!Copy !req
337. Hi, guys!Copy !req
338. Say hello to
my new pal Rex.Copy !req
339. Not only
is he loyalCopy !req
340. but he knows
tricks, too.Copy !req
341. Watch and learn.Copy !req
342. Sit, Rex, sit!Copy !req
343. Roll over, Rex,
roll over!Copy !req
344. Now stay, Rex, stay!Copy !req
345. Good boy, Rex.Copy !req
346. Who's a good boy?Copy !req
347. Who's a good boy?Copy !req
348. Who's a good boy?Copy !req
349. I'm sure glad we went
our separate ways, Gary.Copy !req
350. A worm really is the pet for me.Copy !req
351. So loyal, so trusting!Copy !req
352. Always by my side!Copy !req
353. Who needs worms anyway?Copy !req
354. Welcome home,
newest best friend.Copy !req
355. Come on out,
don't be shy.Copy !req
356. You remind me of someone
I once knew.Copy !req
357. A certain someoneCopy !req
358. whose name will
not be mentionedCopy !req
359. in this household.Copy !req
360. Come on, let me
show you around...Copy !req
361. Larry.Copy !req
362. Meow.Copy !req
363. And now, Larry, I present
to you... dinner time!Copy !req
364. Ta-da!Copy !req
365. Bon appétit, Larry!Copy !req
366. Okay... maybe later.Copy !req
367. This is where
you sleep, Larry.Copy !req
368. Uh, that's where I...Copy !req
369. I guess you can sleep...
there.Copy !req
370. I'll sleep down here.Copy !req
371. Well, goodnight, Larry.Copy !req
372. Hey, hey, Larry!Copy !req
373. Want to hear a joke?Copy !req
374. Oh, Gary used to love this one.Copy !req
375. What do you call
a snail on a ship?Copy !req
376. A snailor!Copy !req
377. Don't you get it, Larry?Copy !req
378. A... a snailor.Copy !req
379. Gosh, Larry sure is
different than Gary.Copy !req
380. And Gary and Larry
are real different than...Copy !req
381. Jerry.Copy !req
382. Oh, Gary, why did you
have to go?Copy !req
383. Why, Gary... why?Copy !req
384. Why, why, why, why, why?Copy !req
385. Gary?Copy !req
386. Hey, SpongeBob.Copy !req
387. Oh...
hello, Patrick.Copy !req
388. Hello... Gary.Copy !req
389. Would it be all rightCopy !req
390. if Gary and I did some
laundry over here?Copy !req
391. Laundry?Copy !req
392. But we used to do laundry.Copy !req
393. And, uh, SpongeBob?Copy !req
394. Could we borrow
some soap?Copy !req
395. Soap? But we used to
use soap.Copy !req
396. Do you want...Copy !req
397. fresh scent or heavy... du...Copy !req
398. Here it comes.Copy !req
399. Du... du... du... ty!Copy !req
400. Gary!Copy !req
401. Please come back,
Gary!Copy !req
402. Please come home!Copy !req
403. I'm a wreck without you!Copy !req
404. I know!Copy !req
405. If you come backCopy !req
406. there will be
a no-rules rule.Copy !req
407. You can do
whatever you want
when you want.Copy !req
408. If you feel like ripping up
the sofa, rip it up!Copy !req
409. And the litter box?Copy !req
410. Forget about it!Copy !req
411. The world is your litter box!Copy !req
412. And you don't have to
wait aroundCopy !req
413. for me to feed you anymore!Copy !req
414. 24-hour fridge access!Copy !req
415. And you don't even have to
use a bowl!Copy !req
416. I know how much you likeCopy !req
417. my prized driftwood carving
of Squidward.Copy !req
418. Well, think of it as your own
personal scratching post.Copy !req
419. What do you think, Gary?
Won't it be fun, Gary?Copy !req
420. How pathetic.Copy !req
421. Gary...Copy !req
422. I'm sorry, SpongeBob,
but Gary's with me now.Copy !req
423. You had your chance
and you failed.Copy !req
424. You have to stop
living in the past.Copy !req
425. Face it, SpongeBob.Copy !req
426. You're only
hurting yourself.Copy !req
427. It's what Gary wantsCopy !req
428. and what Gary wants,
is me.Copy !req
429. Right, Gary?Copy !req
430. Huh?Copy !req
431. He only liked me
for my shorts!Copy !req
432. No, Patrick!Copy !req
433. He wanted the cookie
in your pocket!Copy !req
434. G-G-Gary?Copy !req
435. Whee!Copy !req
436. Aw, Gary, I knew
you'd never leave me!Copy !req
437. Aw...Copy !req
438. Let's go for a walk, pal.Copy !req
439. Gary?Copy !req
440. I thought what we had
was special...!Copy !req
441. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
442. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req