1. Ready for Christmas, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. and Nickelodeon]Copy !req
6. America's favorite pirateCopy !req
7. and president of the
SpongeBob SquarePants Fan ClubCopy !req
8. Patchy the Pirate.Copy !req
9. ♪ Yo-ho-ho, yo-ho-hoCopy !req
10. Oh! Hi!Copy !req
11. I'm Patchy the PirateCopy !req
12. president of the
SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club!Copy !req
13. Oh!Copy !req
14. Hey, that's better.Copy !req
15. Squawk!Copy !req
16. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!Copy !req
17. That's right, Potty.Copy !req
18. It isChristmas.Copy !req
19. And there ain't nothing better
in the seven seasCopy !req
20. than a Bikini Bottom Christmas.Copy !req
21. It sure is
a magical time of year.Copy !req
22. Why I'll bet old SpongeBobCopy !req
23. is gearing up for Santa Claus
right now!Copy !req
24. I sure am!Copy !req
25. I'm ready!Copy !req
26. Not bad for a creatureCopy !req
27. with no vertebrae.Copy !req
28. And I'm sure our pal PatrickCopy !req
29. is doing his shareCopy !req
30. of the decorating.Copy !req
31. I, too, am also
preparing for Christmas.Copy !req
32. Mmm, unbaked cookie dough!Copy !req
33. Potty want cookie dough!Copy !req
34. Huh? Oh!Copy !req
35. Cookie!Copy !req
36. Potty, no!Copy !req
37. Get out of here!Copy !req
38. Potty...Copy !req
39. Ah, give us a lick.Copy !req
40. Back off,
you flying freak.Copy !req
41. Clarify, please.Copy !req
42. This here cookie dough
is for the childrenCopy !req
43. not for pesky parrots.Copy !req
44. What's that?Copy !req
45. Three bells.Copy !req
46. We all know
what three bells means.Copy !req
47. Free ice cream!Copy !req
48. No, you silly livers.Copy !req
49. No!Copy !req
50. Man overboard?Copy !req
51. You I'm ignoring.Copy !req
52. No...Copy !req
53. It's time to open fan letters!Copy !req
54. Oh, thank you, Potty.Copy !req
55. Okay, Potty, thank you.Copy !req
56. Come on, give it,
you birdbrain!Copy !req
57. Quiet, you infernal bird!Copy !req
58. Hmm!Copy !req
59. This letter comes to us from...Copy !req
60. Name and address withheld.Copy !req
61. And he writes:Copy !req
62. "Dear SpongeBobCopy !req
63. "I am ten years oldCopy !req
64. "and I was wondering if you like
Christmas as much as I do.Copy !req
65. Sincerely yours..."Copy !req
66. Name and address withheld.Copy !req
67. A very good question.Copy !req
68. But you know, they didn't
always celebrate Christmas
in Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
69. Squawk!
They didn't?Copy !req
70. No, sir, my fine-feathered
little neck pain!Copy !req
71. Whoa!Copy !req
72. There was a time
when no one had even heard
of Christmas in Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
73. Hey, who wants to hear
the story of SpongeBob's
very first Christmas?Copy !req
74. Squawk...Copy !req
75. Potty?Copy !req
76. You ate all me
cookie dough!Copy !req
77. Sqouch...Copy !req
78. Oh, well,
on with the show.Copy !req
79. Today I'm going sneak upCopy !req
80. and get that Sandy with
a super-sneaky karate move.Copy !req
81. Hoo... ha!Copy !req
82. Hoo, hee-hee!Copy !req
83. Whoo... hi!Copy !req
84. What diabolical act
is she committing now?Copy !req
85. Fire!Copy !req
86. Don't worry, Sandy, I'm coming!Copy !req
87. Stand back, Sandy!Copy !req
88. Fire!Copy !req
89. Huh?Copy !req
90. So, I guess
there's no fire?Copy !req
91. What in the name
of the AlamoCopy !req
92. is wrong with you,
SpongeBob?Copy !req
93. Ain't you never seenCopy !req
94. a Christmas tree before?Copy !req
95. Christmas who?Copy !req
96. What?Copy !req
97. Y'all never heard of Christmas?Copy !req
98. Is she a friend
from Texas?Copy !req
99. No!Copy !req
100. I can't believe y'all
haven't heard about...Copy !req
101. Christmas.Copy !req
102. Tell me more about this...Copy !req
103. Christmas.Copy !req
104. And so Sandy wove
a magical taleCopy !req
105. of gumdrops and penny whistles.Copy !req
106. She told of toy-making elves
and flying reindeer.Copy !req
107. But best of all she told of
the one they call...Copy !req
108. Santa Claus.Copy !req
109. and everyone pretends
to like the fruitcake.Copy !req
110. Yawn.Copy !req
111. But the best part is
you can write a letterCopy !req
112. to this guy Santa Claus
and tell him what you wantCopy !req
113. and he brings it to you.Copy !req
114. Just like a genie!Copy !req
115. I don't know
about you lubbersCopy !req
116. but any fella who's
giving away free stuffCopy !req
117. is a friend o' mine.Copy !req
118. That's the spirit, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
119. Here you go: you can get started
on your letter.Copy !req
120. I can't believe anybody
would celebrate a holidayCopy !req
121. where a jolly prowler
breaks into your house
and leaves gifts.Copy !req
122. Like a genie.Copy !req
123. Pipe down, Squidward!Copy !req
124. I'm trying to concentrate.Copy !req
125. This things as good
as a blank checkCopy !req
126. direct from
the First National BankCopy !req
127. of Santa Claus.Copy !req
128. Ah, brother.Copy !req
129. Yeah...Copy !req
130. Okay, who's next?Copy !req
131. Ooh, ooh, me, me!Copy !req
132. Here you go, Patrick.Copy !req
133. There's no words
on this paper.Copy !req
134. Not yet.Copy !req
135. Yippee!Copy !req
136. A writing stick!Copy !req
137. Come on, Squidward,
write a letter.Copy !req
138. SpongeBob,
grow up, will you?Copy !req
139. No one's going to
give me a giftCopy !req
140. just because I write
them a stupid letter.Copy !req
141. SpongeBob,
I ripped my paper.Copy !req
142. Could I have
another one?Copy !req
143. Sure, buddy, here you go.Copy !req
144. Okey-dokey, Squid...Copy !req
145. ward.Copy !req
146. Uh, SpongeBob?Copy !req
147. Thanks.Copy !req
148. "Dear... San..."Copy !req
149. Oh, not again!Copy !req
150. Here, Patrick, watch me.Copy !req
151. "Dear Santa...Copy !req
152. "What do I want
for Christmas, you may ask?Copy !req
153. "All I want if for you
to visit the gentle folk
here in Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
154. That is my wish."Copy !req
155. Patrick, I designed
this mechanismCopy !req
156. to shoot bottles
to the surface.Copy !req
157. The hopes of everyone restCopy !req
158. on the success
of its maiden voyage.Copy !req
159. Fire in the hole!Copy !req
160. Santa!Copy !req
161. Where's Santa?Copy !req
162. He doesn't come
till Christmas Eve.Copy !req
163. Okay, boy,
my demands...Copy !req
164. er, uh, I mean letter,
is ready to go.Copy !req
165. Great, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
166. What did you wish for?Copy !req
167. A pony.Copy !req
168. Really?Copy !req
169. With saddle bags
full of money!Copy !req
170. Here you go, SpongeBob.Copy !req
171. What did you wish for,
Patrick?Copy !req
172. Another piece of paper.Copy !req
173. And what did you wish for,
little girl?Copy !req
174. Front teeth.Copy !req
175. I could use a new hat.Copy !req
176. I need a new hairstyle.Copy !req
177. Another glass of water
for my teeth.Copy !req
178. Excuse me, coming through,
out of the way.Copy !req
179. Great, Squidward,
you finished.Copy !req
180. What's your wish?Copy !req
181. My wish is that the
people of Bikini BottomCopy !req
182. will stop
paying any attention
to the inane drivelCopy !req
183. that is constantly
streaming out of this
dunderhead's mouth.Copy !req
184. Gee, SquidwardCopy !req
185. maybe Santa will
bring me a dictionaryCopy !req
186. so I can understand
what you just said.Copy !req
187. Okay, everybody,
we've got a lot to doCopy !req
188. now that we've
summoned Santa Claus.Copy !req
189. We must ready ourselves
for his arrival.Copy !req
190. Hooray!Copy !req
191. Is Squidward right?Copy !req
192. Can there be a Christmas
under the sea?Copy !req
193. Stay tuned.Copy !req
194. Whoa...Copy !req
195. It's about time you got back!Copy !req
196. Now I can finish me story.Copy !req
197. So, SpongeBob was sendingCopy !req
198. the last of the letters
to Santa...Copy !req
199. I hope he can
read Portuguese.Copy !req
200. Ah... well, that's
the last letter.Copy !req
201. Wait!Copy !req
202. Squidward hasn't written
his letter yet!Copy !req
203. Squidward, hurry!Copy !req
204. Squidward!Copy !req
205. Squidward, hurry!Copy !req
206. SpongeBob,
what are you doing?Copy !req
207. Don't worry, Squidward,
I'll help you get started.Copy !req
208. "Dear Santa Claus..."Copy !req
209. SpongeBob, forget it.Copy !req
210. Right, too formal.Copy !req
211. "Hi, Santa."Copy !req
212. SpongeBob, no!Copy !req
213. "Howdy, Claus"?Copy !req
214. I'm not
writing a letterCopy !req
215. to a figment
of your imagination.Copy !req
216. But, Squidward,
when Santa comesCopy !req
217. you'll be the only one
without a gift.Copy !req
218. SpongeBob, how many times
do I have to say it?Copy !req
219. I don't believe in Santa Claus!Copy !req
220. Come on, Squid, all you
have to do is write a letter.Copy !req
221. What have you got to lose?Copy !req
222. My self-respect.Copy !req
223. My sanity.Copy !req
224. My lunch.Copy !req
225. Squidward, come on!Copy !req
226. Come on,
Squidward!Copy !req
227. Don't be
a party pooper!Copy !req
228. Come on out!Copy !req
229. Santa Claus is a big phony!Copy !req
230. SpongeBob has
got you all fooled!Copy !req
231. Come on, Squidward!Copy !req
232. Drop the whole
anti-Christmas thing!Copy !req
233. Hmm, those idiots are
going to be up all nightCopy !req
234. while I get
a full night's sleep.Copy !req
235. Come on, everybody, let's
sing till Santa gets here!Copy !req
236. ♪ Santa's comingCopy !req
237. Hey, where's Santa?Copy !req
238. Uh, he should be here
any minute.Copy !req
239. Oh, forget this!Copy !req
240. Thanks for the lies,
Mr. Fairytale.Copy !req
241. Let's go waste our time
somewhere else.Copy !req
242. Hey, guys, where's
your Christmas spirit?Copy !req
243. He's just running late.Copy !req
244. He probably just
stopped for a snack.Copy !req
245. Fat guys get hungry,
right?Copy !req
246. Yeah!Copy !req
247. Never trust a genie.Copy !req
248. Morning already?Copy !req
249. Oh, boy!Copy !req
250. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
251. Ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
252. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
253. Wait!Copy !req
254. Oh, I seeCopy !req
255. a great Christmas photo op.Copy !req
256. Can you move in a little?Copy !req
257. Say "Santa Claus."Copy !req
258. Santa Claus...Copy !req
259. Aw...Copy !req
260. Our first Christmas.Copy !req
261. You were right, Squidward.Copy !req
262. This is a stupid holiday.Copy !req
263. I still want you to have this.Copy !req
264. What... what's this?Copy !req
265. A present.Copy !req
266. I made it for youCopy !req
267. so you wouldn't feel
left out when...Copy !req
268. Santa came!Copy !req
269. Oh, gee, you know, I...Copy !req
270. You're welcome.Copy !req
271. SpongeBob?Copy !req
272. He made me a present?Copy !req
273. It's probably a jellyfish net.Copy !req
274. Or an old Krabby Patty.Copy !req
275. Or...Copy !req
276. his favorite underpants.Copy !req
277. Present, ha!Copy !req
278. What?Copy !req
279. Why, it looks like a clarinet.Copy !req
280. It smells like one, too.Copy !req
281. Hand-crafted out of driftwood.Copy !req
282. And it's even got my name on it.Copy !req
283. What's this?Copy !req
284. Wow!Copy !req
285. This is the greatest gift
I have ever gotten.Copy !req
286. Oh, I feel like a...Copy !req
287. I feel like a...
I feel like a...Copy !req
288. Big jerk!Copy !req
289. What have I done
to poor SpongeBob?Copy !req
290. Uh, hey, SpongeBob, uh...Copy !req
291. SpongeBob?Copy !req
292. I guess I won't be needing this.Copy !req
293. Oh...Copy !req
294. That's better.Copy !req
295. The poor little guy.Copy !req
296. All he wanted was
to spread a little joy.Copy !req
297. I better get this stuff
off of Squid's place.Copy !req
298. Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
299. Huh? Hello?Copy !req
300. Who's there?Copy !req
301. Huh? Hello?Copy !req
302. Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
303. Hello? Yes?
Who's there?Copy !req
304. Huh? Hello?Copy !req
305. Show yourself.Copy !req
306. Whoo-hoo! Hello?Copy !req
307. Who is it? Huh?Copy !req
308. Up here, you dunce!Copy !req
309. I mean, uh...
Merry Christmas, little boy!Copy !req
310. Could... could it be?Copy !req
311. Yes, it is I, Santa Claus!Copy !req
312. Ho-ho-ho...Copy !req
313. hoo, heh, huh, ooh!Copy !req
314. Hey, you're...Copy !req
315. S-s-san... S-s-san...Copy !req
316. S-s-san...Copy !req
317. Hey, uh, kid?Copy !req
318. Take it easy.Copy !req
319. S-s-san... ta!Copy !req
320. SpongeBob.Copy !req
321. SpongeBob.Copy !req
322. SpongeBob!Copy !req
323. S-s-s-s-an...Copy !req
324. Don't do that again.Copy !req
325. I knew you'd
make it, Santa!Copy !req
326. Hey, Santa, where's
your big, round belly?Copy !req
327. Well, uh, that, um,
is a result of, uh...Copy !req
328. undersea pressure
on my body.Copy !req
329. Where's your reindeer
and your flying machine?Copy !req
330. Uh, I loaned them
to the Easter bunny.Copy !req
331. And what about
that nose?Copy !req
332. I knew you were
supposed to have
a big oneCopy !req
333. but that thing's
gigantic.Copy !req
334. All right, I'm Santa!Copy !req
335. Santa!Copy !req
336. This is the greatest gift
you could have given me.Copy !req
337. Thank you for bringing Christmas
to Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
338. I didn't bring Christmas
to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob.Copy !req
339. Youdid.Copy !req
340. I did?Copy !req
341. Oh...Copy !req
342. Merry Christmas,
SpongeBob!Copy !req
343. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
344. Phew! I'm glad that's over.Copy !req
345. Do you have a present
for me, Santa?Copy !req
346. Uh, well, uh, see, I'm not,
I'm not really...Copy !req
347. Oh, go ahead,
Santa Claus.Copy !req
348. See, he is real.Copy !req
349. He made my Christmas wish
come true.Copy !req
350. He won't let you down.Copy !req
351. Uh, right,
just a second.Copy !req
352. Okay, quickly, let's see.Copy !req
353. What do little girls like?Copy !req
354. Um, a book of matches
or a shaving kit?Copy !req
355. A copy of my birth certificate?Copy !req
356. There's got to be something
around here.Copy !req
357. Think, think, think!Copy !req
358. Ah, perfect!Copy !req
359. Here you go,
little girl.Copy !req
360. Ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
361. Thanks, Santa.Copy !req
362. That almost felt good.Copy !req
363. Uh... who...?Copy !req
364. Hey, Santa,
where's my present?Copy !req
365. And mine?Copy !req
366. And what about me?Copy !req
367. Uh... let's see what Santa has
for all you good people.Copy !req
368. Think fast, Santa.Copy !req
369. Gifts for the people.Copy !req
370. Aha!Copy !req
371. A bowl of mashed potatoes
for you.Copy !req
372. Thank you, Santa, this
is just what I wanted.Copy !req
373. A new hairstyle.Copy !req
374. Thanks, Santa.Copy !req
375. Here you go, Patrick.Copy !req
376. Whoa...!Copy !req
377. A wristwatch!Copy !req
378. Thank you, Santa!Copy !req
379. What was I thinking?Copy !req
380. I gave away all my stuffCopy !req
381. just so SpongeBob
wouldn't be sad.Copy !req
382. Am I insane?Copy !req
383. You might as well take the door.Copy !req
384. That's all that's left.Copy !req
385. Squidward,
you missed him!Copy !req
386. He was here,
just like I said!Copy !req
387. He gave us
all presents!Copy !req
388. He was jolly and
he had a beard.Copy !req
389. His nose was big
and he had rosy cheeks.Copy !req
390. He was friendly
and kind and Santa-ish.Copy !req
391. Oh, his belly was smallCopy !req
392. but his nose was huge
with Christmas joy...Copy !req
393. Well, at least it's over.Copy !req
394. Huh?Copy !req
395. What's this?Copy !req
396. "Dear SquidwardCopy !req
397. "Thanks for all your help!Copy !req
398. "You've been a real good boy
this year!Copy !req
399. Warm regards, Santa Claus."Copy !req
400. Ho-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
401. Ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
402. Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...Copy !req
403. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
404. Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...Copy !req
405. Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...Copy !req
406. Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho... Oh!Copy !req
407. Ho-ho-ho-ho...Copy !req
408. Ho-ho-ho-ho...Copy !req
409. Yup, I'm insane.Copy !req
410. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
411. Ho-ho-ho...Copy !req
412. ♪ Di-di-di-di-di-di...Copy !req
413. SpongeBob voice:
Ahoy, Patrick,
it's Christmas Island.Copy !req
414. Patrick voice:
Presents Ahoy!Copy !req
415. SpongeBob voice:
Hooray!Copy !req
416. Uh-oh, a storm!Copy !req
417. Patrick voice:
Yay! I mean, yikes!Copy !req
418. Oh, we're going down!Copy !req
419. Trim the sails!Copy !req
420. Hoist the yardarms!Copy !req
421. Turn on The Weather Channel!Copy !req
422. Patchy?Copy !req
423. Oh, hi, kids.Copy !req
424. Boy, that SpongeBob makes me
as jolly as a Roger.Copy !req
425. Well, I hope you enjoyed
SpongeBob's Christmas tale.Copy !req
426. And I hope you Christmas is
better than sunken treasure.Copy !req
427. Eh?Copy !req
428. Aw... Potty left me
a little Christmas present.Copy !req
429. Ar, ye old mistletoe.Copy !req
430. And you know what that means.Copy !req
431. Time for somebody to kiss
Patchy the Pirate.Copy !req
432. Come on, who's it going to be?Copy !req
433. Come on, kiss the Captain.Copy !req
434. Squawk! Give us a kiss!Copy !req
435. No, not you! Not you, Potty!Copy !req
436. No, no, get out of here.Copy !req
437. Give me a kiss!Copy !req
438. No, I don't want to kiss you.Copy !req
439. No, we talked about this.Copy !req
440. Potty! No...Copy !req
441. Man with French accent:
Well, it looks like Patchy'sCopy !req
442. pretty busy at the momentCopy !req
443. so I'll say it for him—Copy !req
444. good night and happy holidays.Copy !req
445. Give me a kiss!Copy !req
446. [Captioning sponsored by The
U.S. Department of EducationCopy !req
447. and Nickelodeon]Copy !req