1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
6. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
7. There it is—
Grandma's house.Copy !req
8. What wonders
await me today?Copy !req
9. Fresh-baked cookies?Copy !req
10. Story time?Copy !req
11. A sweater with love
in every stitch?Copy !req
12. Aw, what am I waiting for?Copy !req
13. Grandma, Grandma, Grandma!Copy !req
14. SpongeBob!Copy !req
15. Hi, Grandma!Copy !req
16. Come in and sit for a while.Copy !req
17. Have a cookie,
SpongeBob.Copy !req
18. Grandma, you make
the best cookies
in the deep blue sea.Copy !req
19. Oh, yeah...Copy !req
20. Grandma's cookies...Copy !req
21. Now, who wants to
lick the spoon?Copy !req
22. Oh! Me, me, me!Copy !req
23. And then we drove
all the way homeCopy !req
24. with all the windows down
in the freezing cold.Copy !req
25. Tell me another story
about when I was a baby.Copy !req
26. 3:00?Copy !req
27. I'm going to be late
for work!Copy !req
28. Hop in my car.
I'll drop you off.Copy !req
29. Thanks, Grandma!Copy !req
30. SpongeBob...
you forgot your kissy-kissy!Copy !req
31. I sure did.Copy !req
32. Bye, Grandma!
Thanks for the ride!Copy !req
33. Thank you, Squidward.Copy !req
34. Oh, brother...Copy !req
35. Isn't this great?Copy !req
36. Everybody's
in a good mood today.Copy !req
37. I love bursting
your bubble, SpongeBob.Copy !req
38. They're laughing atyou,
not with you.Copy !req
39. Did I do
something funny?Copy !req
40. Your forehead.Copy !req
41. My forehead is funny?Copy !req
42. Hey, grandma's boy!Copy !req
43. Kissy-kissy-kissy!Copy !req
44. No! You're wrong!Copy !req
45. There...
there's nothing wrongCopy !req
46. with getting kisses
from your grandma!Copy !req
47. No... especially if you're
a big baby who wears diapers!Copy !req
48. And, and sucks his thumbCopy !req
49. and plays with dollsCopy !req
50. and, um, wears pajamas
with feet in themCopy !req
51. and carries his, um, uh,
binky around, and, uh...Copy !req
52. All right already!Copy !req
53. Cheer up, SpongeBob.Copy !req
54. I know someone
who still likes you.Copy !req
55. Really?
You do, Squidward?Copy !req
56. Yeah... your grandma!Copy !req
57. Stop it...!Copy !req
58. I have been publicly humiliated
for the last time!Copy !req
59. I'm sorry that happened
to you, SpongeBob.Copy !req
60. Me, too.Copy !req
61. You're the most adult person
I know.Copy !req
62. Thanks, Patrick.Copy !req
63. You know how grandmas are.Copy !req
64. They love babies.Copy !req
65. You just can't act
like a baby around her.Copy !req
66. You're right, Patrick.Copy !req
67. Have I ever not been right?Copy !req
68. You're a man now,
SpongeBobCopy !req
69. and it's time you
started acting like one.Copy !req
70. Yeah!Copy !req
71. Oh... but I'm not sure
I know how.Copy !req
72. Allow me
to demonstrate.Copy !req
73. First,
puff out your chest.Copy !req
74. Now say "tax exemption."Copy !req
75. Tax exemption!Copy !req
76. Now you must acquire
a taste for free-form jazz.Copy !req
77. Okay, SpongeBob,
you're ready!Copy !req
78. This is it.Copy !req
79. What are you going
to tell Grandma?Copy !req
80. I'm a grownup.Copy !req
81. No ifs, ands or buts about it.Copy !req
82. A man's got to do
what a man's got to do.Copy !req
83. And then you get behind her
and I'll push.Copy !req
84. Patrick, we didn't say that.Copy !req
85. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
86. All we need nowCopy !req
87. is the icing
on the maturity cake.Copy !req
88. I've been growing
these babies for years.Copy !req
89. Sideburns...Copy !req
90. Oh, hello, SpongeBob.Copy !req
91. What a nice surprise.Copy !req
92. Come here, give your granny
her kissy-kissy.Copy !req
93. Mmm...Copy !req
94. Sorry, Grandmother,
but the kissing has to stop.Copy !req
95. Tell her like it is, SpongeBob.Copy !req
96. No more baby stuff.Copy !req
97. He is right, Grandmother.Copy !req
98. Kisses are for babies,
which I am no longer.Copy !req
99. I have grown up.Copy !req
100. It is nature's way.Copy !req
101. Oh... you are absolutely right.Copy !req
102. I am?Copy !req
103. I mean, of course I am.Copy !req
104. You will definitely
not be treated like a babyCopy !req
105. around here ever again.Copy !req
106. I am glad you see it
my way, Grandmother.Copy !req
107. Well, I'm glad
that's settled.Copy !req
108. But what am I
going to doCopy !req
109. with all these
fresh-baked cookies?Copy !req
110. Sorry, Grandmother.Copy !req
111. We adults don't partake
in the consumption of sweets.Copy !req
112. Right, Pat...Copy !req
113. rick?Copy !req
114. Keep 'em coming,
Granny!Copy !req
115. So much for no more baby stuff.Copy !req
116. And don't forget the
cookie-eating hat!Copy !req
117. Hey!Copy !req
118. That's my cookie-eating hat!Copy !req
119. Uh... I mean, it was
when I was a baby!Copy !req
120. Grr...Copy !req
121. Well, look who's here.Copy !req
122. It's my big old
adult grandson.Copy !req
123. Grandmother, I need to have
a mature conversationCopy !req
124. with Mr. Patrick.Copy !req
125. Patrick!
What are you doing?Copy !req
126. Cookies! Warm milk!Copy !req
127. A bib!Copy !req
128. Is that a kissy mark
on your forehead?Copy !req
129. We are supposed to be adults!Copy !req
130. Uh-uh-uh.Copy !req
131. No roughhousing
with a full tummy.Copy !req
132. Who's the baby?Copy !req
133. I'm the baby, I'm the baby,
I'm the baby!Copy !req
134. Being grownup is boring!Copy !req
135. I love being a baby.Copy !req
136. Besides, I don't get jazz.Copy !req
137. Oh, poor Patrick.Copy !req
138. I almost feel sorry for you.Copy !req
139. Trapped in the awkward phase
of diaper days.Copy !req
140. Never to know
the rich rewards
of being a grownup.Copy !req
141. Here's a fresh batch of cookies.Copy !req
142. All right!Copy !req
143. Rewards, huh?Copy !req
144. Well, yeah, there's...Copy !req
145. Let's see, we, uh...Copy !req
146. we went over the jazz.Copy !req
147. Oh, Grandma,
I'm full.Copy !req
148. More cookies.Copy !req
149. It appears to be my lunch hour.Copy !req
150. Grownups have to eat, too.Copy !req
151. I guess this will have to do.Copy !req
152. Oh, you don't want
this baby food.Copy !req
153. How about a big piece
of steamed coral?Copy !req
154. Oh, yeah, uh... great.Copy !req
155. Nutritious!Copy !req
156. Story time!Copy !req
157. Oh, boy! Story time,
story time, story time!Copy !req
158. Story time?Copy !req
159. You'll enjoy this,
Patrick.Copy !req
160. It's a wonderful story
about a magical sea leprechaun.Copy !req
161. Oh, SpongeBob, you wouldn't be
interested in this babybook.Copy !req
162. Here's the technical manual
on Routine Active Maintenance.Copy !req
163. Oh, uh, great.Copy !req
164. Yeah... fascinating.Copy !req
165. No pictures, just the way
I like it.Copy !req
166. Ohh! My wittle finger!Copy !req
167. Hold still,
hold still.Copy !req
168. All better?Copy !req
169. Sorta...Copy !req
170. This finger hurts
a little bit, too.Copy !req
171. How about I give you
a present?Copy !req
172. Oh, boy, I hope it's cookies!Copy !req
173. All right!Copy !req
174. Another hat!Copy !req
175. No, Patrick, it's a sweater.Copy !req
176. Huh?Copy !req
177. With love in every stitch.Copy !req
178. No...Copy !req
179. Don't I get
a present,
Grandma?Copy !req
180. Oh, I almost forgot.Copy !req
181. Here's some
office supplies.Copy !req
182. I didn't wrap them.Copy !req
183. I knew
you wouldn't mind.Copy !req
184. Uh-oh, 3:00.Copy !req
185. Time for adults to go to work.Copy !req
186. Bye-bye, SpongeBob.Copy !req
187. I'll bet you would fancy
a nap, huh, Patrick?Copy !req
188. You're still here,
SpongeBob?Copy !req
189. Uh... I don't have to leave yet.Copy !req
190. I... can be late for work.Copy !req
191. No, no, no. That wouldn't
be the adult thing to do.Copy !req
192. All right, uh,
I guess I'll be going.Copy !req
193. I've, uh, got a lot
of adult-type businessCopy !req
194. to take care of,
so, uh...Copy !req
195. I'll see you later.Copy !req
196. Okay. Thanks for
stopping by, SpongeBob.Copy !req
197. Yup, that is it.Copy !req
198. Here I go.Copy !req
199. Come again if you
get the chance.Copy !req
200. Out into the cold,
grownup world...Copy !req
201. alone... without a sweater.Copy !req
202. Toodle-oo.Copy !req
203. I don't know when I'll be back.Copy !req
204. I know how busy you are.Copy !req
205. So, uh... that's it.Copy !req
206. Shh... he's asleep.Copy !req
207. So... long...Copy !req
208. I don't want to grow up!Copy !req
209. I want cookies!Copy !req
210. And milky!Copy !req
211. I want a sweater
with love in the stitches!Copy !req
212. I want to wear didies!Copy !req
213. I want to ride in my wagon!Copy !req
214. I want to cuddle-wuddle
with Mr. Stuffykins!Copy !req
215. I want to rocky-rock
on my seahorsey!Copy !req
216. And I want kissy-kissy
on my boo-boo!Copy !req
217. Take it easy, SpongeBob!Copy !req
218. SpongeBob...Copy !req
219. SpongeBob!Copy !req
220. You don't have to
be a babyCopy !req
221. to get
Old Grandma's love.Copy !req
222. I don't?Copy !req
223. Of course not.Copy !req
224. No matter
how grownup you getCopy !req
225. you will always be
my Little Baby Boo.Copy !req
226. And remember, you can
kiss your GrandmaCopy !req
227. and still be an adult.Copy !req
228. Here you go.Copy !req
229. Thanks, Grandma.Copy !req
230. Uh, Grandma,
could you not mention thisCopy !req
231. to the guys
down at The Krusty Krab?Copy !req
232. No problem.Copy !req
233. Patrick, look, I
got my...Copy !req
234. I'm sorry, Patrick.Copy !req
235. It's just,
for a second I thought...Copy !req
236. Hey, you got the same
reef-blower as me!Copy !req
237. Tag, you're it!Copy !req
238. Patrick...Copy !req
239. you made my house
sparkly clean!Copy !req
240. Sure did!Copy !req
241. We haven't improved
Squidward's day yet.Copy !req
242. Let's do his house!Copy !req
243. My turn!Copy !req
244. What's going on out here?Copy !req
245. We're playing
with our new reef-blowers.Copy !req
246. Playing with a reef-blower?Copy !req
247. That is the most childish thing
I've ever heard of!Copy !req
248. But it's fun!Copy !req
249. Fun? How could playingCopy !req
250. with one of those oversized
hair dryers possibly be fun?Copy !req
251. Like this.Copy !req
252. Chafed!Copy !req
253. All right, that's...Copy !req
254. Let's do your house,
Patrick.Copy !req
255. Yeah!Copy !req
256. Huh?Copy !req
257. Squidward,
you're steaming!Copy !req
258. You're like a steamed
vegetable, only smarter.Copy !req
259. Put my windows back!Copy !req
260. No problem,
Squidward.Copy !req
261. We're on
your side.Copy !req
262. Any second now...Copy !req
263. SpongeBob...Copy !req
264. this is
the final straw.Copy !req
265. I am going to move
so far awayCopy !req
266. that I will be able
to brag about it.Copy !req
267. I would...Copy !req
268. I would rather
tear out my brain stemCopy !req
269. carry it
into the middleCopy !req
270. of the nearest
four-way intersectionCopy !req
271. and skip rope with itCopy !req
272. than go on living
where I do now.Copy !req
273. Hi there.Copy !req
274. Is this the final straw?Copy !req
275. Do you want to move so far away
that you can brag about it?Copy !req
276. Would you rather
tear out your brain stemCopy !req
277. walk out into the middle
of the nearest three-way...Copy !req
278. Four-way...Copy !req
279. Four-wayintersectionCopy !req
280. and skip rope with itCopy !req
281. than continue living
where you do now?Copy !req
282. Then move to...Copy !req
283. I hate this channel.Copy !req
284. No, no!Copy !req
285. Tentacle Acres.Copy !req
286. Where happiness is
just a suction cup away.Copy !req
287. Hello?Copy !req
288. Yes, can I help you?Copy !req
289. I'm here about the happiness.Copy !req
290. I'll be moving in now.Copy !req
291. Are you alone?Copy !req
292. No... I mean, yes,
there's nobody with me, yes.Copy !req
293. Peace and quiet.Copy !req
294. Are you now or have you
ever been a sponge?Copy !req
295. No.Copy !req
296. What about a...Copy !req
297. No, no starfish.Copy !req
298. Just a regular, normal,
peace-loving...Copy !req
299. Heaven at last...Copy !req
300. Ohh!Copy !req
301. I've seen
more alert peopleCopy !req
302. in a retirement home!Copy !req
303. Oh, which way to
the Living Without
a Brain seminar?Copy !req
304. Don't be late!Copy !req
305. I've heard
better comebacksCopy !req
306. from a turkey
sandwich!Copy !req
307. Get a life!Copy !req
308. This place is better
than I expected!Copy !req
309. 302... 303... and 304.Copy !req
310. Beautiful!Copy !req
311. And not a pineapple in sight.Copy !req
312. Good night, Clary.Copy !req
313. Tomorrow we begin life anew.Copy !req
314. 304 New Life Street,
Squidward speaking.Copy !req
315. There is no way I am moving
back there, SpongeBob!Copy !req
316. I am finally among my own kind.Copy !req
317. Now good-bye!Copy !req
318. Ahh...Copy !req
319. I think I'll take my bike today.Copy !req
320. I'm my own man.Copy !req
321. Now, these neighbors
know how to live.Copy !req
322. Intensive...!Copy !req
323. Hmm... I bet they won't have...Copy !req
324. Wow! They have it!Copy !req
325. Canned bread!Copy !req
326. This town is great!Copy !req
327. I would really be
impressed if it had...Copy !req
328. an interpretive dance academy!Copy !req
329. Yeah... it's even better
in a group!Copy !req
330. This town is perfect!Copy !req
331. A clarinet trio?Copy !req
332. Ahh... another great day!Copy !req
333. Oh, look.Copy !req
334. Everybody's on their bike today.Copy !req
335. It just gets better and better.Copy !req
336. All together.Copy !req
337. I sort of... don't feel
like playing my clarinet today.Copy !req
338. Yup, this is great.Copy !req
339. They might as well rename
this town Squidward's Paradise.Copy !req
340. Or perhaps... Too Much Paradise.Copy !req
341. SpongeBob?Copy !req
342. Feh...Copy !req
343. Oops.Copy !req
344. Ohh!Copy !req
345. Leaves.Copy !req
346. Just getting the leaves.Copy !req
347. Oof!Copy !req
348. Could you pipe down
over there, Iron Lung?Copy !req
349. Looks like when it comes
to having funCopy !req
350. you don't have
a leg to stand on.Copy !req
351. Hey, that's not funny!Copy !req
352. Yeah!Copy !req
353. What's going on
over here?Copy !req
354. It's that guy.Copy !req
355. He's playing
with a reef-blower.Copy !req
356. Playing? With a reef-blower?Copy !req
357. That's the most childish thing
I've ever heard of.Copy !req
358. But it's fun.Copy !req
359. How could you
possibly have funCopy !req
360. with one of those
oversized hair dryers?Copy !req
361. Like this!Copy !req
362. Ahh! Give it back! Please!Copy !req
363. Tag, you're it!Copy !req
364. Whoa...!Copy !req
365. What can I get you boys?Copy !req
366. What are you
looking at?Copy !req
367. Those.Copy !req
368. Here it is, Patrick.Copy !req
369. Now we've just got to convince
Squidward to come back home.Copy !req
370. You got our apology cake?Copy !req
371. We're ready!Copy !req
372. Yay!Copy !req
373. Hello, can I help you?Copy !req
374. Can I get
a large number
one, extra size?Copy !req
375. But you just ate three orders
of fried oyster skins.Copy !req
376. I love...
fried oyster skins.Copy !req
377. We're sorry, but your kind
isn't allowed here.Copy !req
378. He's not leaving,
Orville.Copy !req
379. You got your
nightstick ready?Copy !req
380. Fried oyster skins?
Oh...Copy !req
381. I guess we got to
order inside.Copy !req
382. Hey! That looked
like Squidward!Copy !req
383. That looked
like Squidward alsoCopy !req
384. in angry mob form.Copy !req
385. Hold it right there,
Mr. Tentacles!Copy !req
386. Stay back!
I got gardening tools!Copy !req
387. Here,
just read this!Copy !req
388. What is it?Copy !req
389. A well thought-out and
organized list of complaints.Copy !req
390. Patrick, look,
it's Squidward!Copy !req
391. Squidward!
We finally found you!Copy !req
392. Get off me!Copy !req
393. I'm not Squidward.Copy !req
394. Are you
Squidward now?Copy !req
395. Grievances?Copy !req
396. This town is a grievance!Copy !req
397. There should be a lawCopy !req
398. against so many stuck-up
tightwads living in one place!Copy !req
399. This city needs
to be destroyed!Copy !req
400. Or at least painted
a different color.Copy !req
401. F.Y.I., you don't
have to live here,
you know.Copy !req
402. Hey, you're right!Copy !req
403. And I'm leaving A.S.A.P.Copy !req
404. Are you Squidward?Copy !req
405. No.Copy !req
406. Are you Squidward?Copy !req
407. No.Copy !req
408. Are you Squidward?Copy !req
409. That's okay,
take your time.Copy !req
410. Any one
of these SquidwardsCopy !req
411. could be the real
Squidward, Patrick.Copy !req
412. Whoa-ho, freedom!Copy !req
413. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
414. Well, we know one thing...Copy !req
415. It sure isn't that guy.Copy !req
416. Whoo-hoo-ee!Copy !req
417. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
418. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req