SpongeBob SquarePants 2x5

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Patrick realizes that he has never won any awards in his life, so he decides to copy everything that SpongeBob does. SpongeBob has won countless awards, so Patrick is sure that he will win one.

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1. Are you ready, kids?

2. Aye, aye, Captain!

3. I can't hear you.

4. Aye, aye, Captain!

5. and NICKELODEON]

6. Ah... Sandy Cheeks is going out of town

7. and has asked SpongeBob and Patrick

8. to do a little pet-sitting for her.

9. Pet-sitting?

10. Won't that hurt them?

11. Perhaps she should have asked someone else.

12. Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.

13. No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.

14. Okay, boys, this here's Birdy's food.

15. Feed him twice a day.

16. This whole sack?

17. Naw, just a cup's worth.

18. This here's my cricket.

19. He's saying hello to you.

20. Ain't he cute?

21. Uh, sorry, I don't speak Italian.

22. Okay, and this here's Snakey.

23. What's that lump in his belly?

24. Well, that's his dinner.

25. Well, I guess that's it.

26. I got to go.

27. I'll see you fellers in a couple of days.

28. Bye, Sandy!

29. Wait! You forgot about this pet!

30. Oh, that's only Wormy.

31. He don't eat much.

32. Look at him, Patrick.

33. Isn't he great?

34. Hey, little fella.

35. Kitchy-kitchy- koo-koo.

36. Aw, look, isn't he just precious?

37. Let's take him out to play.

38. 998... 999... 1,000.

39. Ready or not, here I come!

40. You found me!

41. There you are!

42. He found us!

43. Gee, SpongeBob, I don't want today to end, ever.

44. I know, Patrick.

45. Days like today come

46. once, maybe twice, in a lifetime.

47. Savor every moment.

48. And it's all thanks to Wormy.

49. I made this for Wormy— our new best friend.

50. Until tomorrow, new best friend.

51. Don't be sad, little buddy.

52. We'll be back first thing in the morning

53. for frolic and fun.

54. Why must the sun set on this perfect day?

55. Sleep well, Wormy.

56. Aw, don't be sad, Patrick...

57. It's only until tomorrow.

58. Here I come, Wormy!

59. Me, too!

60. And, and then we're going to play tag

61. and then we're going to color

62. and then we're build a house of cards!

63. We're back, Wormy!

64. Wormy! Wormy!

65. Wormy...?

66. Where's Wormy?

67. What's that thing?

68. He's got to be in here.

69. I think something bad happened to Wormy.

70. He left his Best Friend ribbon behind.

71. What is that thing?

72. I don't know, Patrick.

73. But whatever it is...

74. it must have eaten Wormy!

75. Why does this keep happening to me?

76. Quick, Patrick, we got to make a run for the door!

77. No! Patrick, he's blocking our only exit!

78. Now what?

79. We're trapped in here with that...

80. that... best friend eater!

81. Let's not panic.

82. We just have to stick together.

83. Remember, it's two against one.

84. Right, Patrick? Patrick?

85. Aah! He's eaten Patrick!

86. Patrick, you're alive!

87. I am?

88. Patrick, we can't just

89. leave this horrible monster in Sandy's house!

90. It might eat Sandy's other pets.

91. Or worse, it might eat Sandy's pets.

92. No, it might eat Sandy.

93. We got to get it out of here.

94. It's for you.

95. It's working...

96. He's going to answer it...

97. Tartar sauce!

98. You look pretty appetizing, Patrick.

99. Now, just stay here and wait for the monster.

100. I'll go get the net.

101. Oh... ooh... ooh... ooh...

102. SpongeBob, hurry up with that net!

103. Hold on, Patrick!

104. I really don't taste that good, Mr. Monster.

105. Oh...!

106. I'm coming, Patrick!

107. Oh, ooh...

108. No, Mr. Monster, please don't eat me, no!

109. Spare me, I don't taste good.

110. No, please...

111. Wait a second.

112. Yeah!

113. We did it, Patrick!

114. Sandy's going to be so proud of us.

115. We got that horrible monster out of her house.

116. And best of all, her pets are safe

117. 'cause that horrible creature is now...

118. headed straight for the Krusty Krab!

119. It's going in the front!

120. Let's use the secret entrance.

121. Okay, hold still.

122. It's going to eat Squidward and Mr. Krabs!

123. Hit the deck, Mr. Krabs!

124. Say "money."

125. Money...!

126. What's the meaning of this, SpongeBob?

127. We're in serious danger.

128. There's a, a, a...

129. a monster out there.

130. Is he a paying customer?

131. Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.

132. It doesn't want to eat Krabby Patties.

133. It wants to eat you!

134. Just like it ate Wormy!

135. Uh, Wormy?

136. Oh, why, why?

137. He was so young...

138. We'll never forget you, Wormy!

139. Well, if Moron Theater's over

140. I think I'll just take a look at this monster.

141. That's the monster?

142. Pretty scary, huh?

143. A living nightmare!

144. I should have known.

145. Well, that's it.

146. I'm getting off the Loonie Express.

147. Now, just because you swabs

148. never seen a creature like this

149. doesn't mean it's dangerous.

150. We tried to warn them.

151. I can't watch!

152. Get a load of the scary monster.

153. Monster...

154. Aw, it looks harmless.

155. It's kind of cute.

156. It reminds me of money.

157. Monster...

158. Squidward?

159. Mr. Krabs?

160. Aah! It ate them!

161. And there it goes!

162. First Wormy, then Squidward, Mr. Krabs...

163. That flying monster has eaten three friends too many!

164. We must inform the citizens.

165. Evil has surfaced.

166. The fate of Bikini Bottom is in our hands, Patrick.

167. Now, let's roll.

168. Aye-aye, captain.

169. Okay, Patrick, this is a very delicate situation

170. and must be treated with great care and sensitivity.

171. Gotcha.

172. Run, everybody, run!

173. Monster on the loose!

174. Monster!

175. Huh?

176. Attention, Bikini Bottom!

177. There's a flying monster that's going to eat you!

178. Attention, attention!

179. This just in.

180. A giant monster

181. is attacking Bikini Bottom.

182. We did it, Patrick.

183. We saved the city!

184. Just think what might have happened

185. if we didn't tell everyone about the monster.

186. About the what?

187. Huh?

188. Aw, shoot.

189. Looks like a twister hit this place.

190. Where is everybody?

191. Oh, hi there, Wormy.

192. You weren't supposed to change till I got back.

193. That ought to hold you.

194. Howdy, SpongeBob.

195. Sandy caught the monster!

196. I didn't know I'd been missed so much. Golly.

197. Maybe I should go out of town more often.

198. Ah... ah... ah-choo!

199. 36 days without a customer.

200. So... hungry...

201. Aah! Mr. Krabs!

202. A customer!

203. Oh!

204. No food... three days...

205. Hold on, me bucko!

206. Food's on the way!

207. Hey... you got money, right?

208. Yeah...

209. SpongeBob, bring this man some grub

210. before he keels over!

211. Here you go, sir.

212. Oh... Krabby Patties, huh?

213. Finest under the sea!

214. Yeah, yeah, sure, but where's the pizzazz?

215. Huh?

216. Look at this place.

217. I mean, what is the theme here?

218. Underwater?

219. It's boring!

220. Food... water... atmosphere...

221. Nobody goes to a restaurant for atmosphere.

222. They go for food!

223. Hey, Tom!

224. Fred! Hey, you want to eat at the Krusty Krab?

225. Nah, let's go to the Shell Shack.

226. They've got a talking dog.

227. Great! Say, what's a dog?

228. Money walking!

229. I need to think up a gimmick like that

230. to get people back in here!

231. I have an idea.

232. Wait, I've got an idea!

233. And so, ladies and gentlemen

234. make sure you buy lots of Krabby Patties

235. as I bury myself alive!

236. Go, go, go!

237. No free refills.

238. Hey, everyone, listen!

239. The talking dog at the Shell Shack is singing!

240. Come on!

241. Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.

242. What am I going to do?

243. If I don't find an idea, I'll go out of business.

244. Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.

245. Why can't someone give me an idea?

246. Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.

247. Great Neptune in heaven, I need an idea!

248. Mr. Krabs... I have an idea...!

249. What in the name of money are you waiting for, boy?

250. Tell me!

251. Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.

252. Don't bother sitting down

253. because you'll just stand up when you see this.

254. Ta-da!

255. Great Barrier Reef!

256. That patty's spoiled!

257. Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat

258. it's paintedmeat.

259. Pretty Patties, available in six designer colors.

260. Mr. Squidward!

261. Come look.

262. Don't that look appetizing?

263. Mm-mm good, sir.

264. Wait! Give me an orange patty with extra purple!

265. What's next, sequined milkshakes?

266. Bow-tie french fries?

267. No...

268. Stop it...

269. I know this is a good idea.

270. I'll show you.

271. I'll, I'll...

272. I'll open my own restaurant!

273. You'll see!

274. Hey, Patrick, are you angry, too?

275. Yeah!

276. What's the matter?

277. I can't see my forehead.

278. What's your problem?

279. I have a good idea and no one else thinks so.

280. Me, too!

281. Inflatable pants!

282. What's your idea?

283. I'm going to open up a restaurant

284. and sell Pretty Patties!

285. Forget my dumb idea!

286. That's great!

287. Are you ready for the big rush, Patrick?

288. Pretty soon those hungry customers will be lining up

289. because we are open...

290. I'm ready!

291. I'm ready.

292. I'm ready...

293. Patrick, how long have we been sitting here?

294. Aw... I got to draw a new battery for this.

295. What if Mr. Krabs was right?

296. Maybe my idea is dumb.

297. SpongeBob, sometimes we have to go

298. deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.

299. I'm scared.

300. Then I'm going in for you!

301. Gah...

302. Sorry... stupid inflatable pants!

303. Did you find anything?

304. Huh?

305. Hey, do you sell food here?

306. Yes, sir!

307. We sell Pretty Patties!

308. That thing's green!

309. Green!

310. Green...

311. Mr. Krabs was right!

312. What am I going to do with all these?

313. Hey, is that one purple?

314. Purple is my favorite color!

315. This isn't half bad.

316. Hey, world, Pretty Patties

317. is the best idea ever!

318. Oh, Rick, how could you?

319. together, we were one.

320. That was before.

321. But now...

322. I'm splitting us up.

323. We interrupt this program for an important news announcement!

324. This wild throng behind me

325. is screaming for Bikini Bottom's newest culinary sensation.

326. Let's take a listen.

327. Pretty Patties!

328. Pretty Patties!

329. Pretty Patties?

330. It's easy to see that Pretty Patties are popular.

331. But just what is it about them

332. that drives Bikini Bottom feeders wild?

333. They match our purses!

334. They remind me of home.

335. Pretty Patties rule!

336. Mr. SquarePants, how do you explain all this success?

337. Uh... I don't know.

338. How can you make money with such a stupid idea?

339. And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea?

340. At first we didn't know what to do with all the money.

341. We tried burying it...

342. shredding it...

343. and burning it.

344. Aah!

345. But in the end, we decided to just give it all away.

346. Come again, sir!

347. I'm getting back in line!

348. I don't believe it!

349. I got to see this for meself!

350. Ooh!

351. Hey, watch it, buddy.

352. I don't care how much you want your Pretty Patty.

353. You're going to have wait in line like the rest of us.

354. I never had a line!

355. Who's number 46,853?

356. I never had 46,853 customers.

357. Here you go, sir.

358. Stay pretty.

359. All right.

360. Mr. Krabs, is that you?

361. Isn't this great, Mr. Krabs?

362. The pretty patties are a big hit.

363. They sure are, boy.

364. You're doing pretty well for yourself.

365. I guess you've completely forgotten the Krusty Krab.

366. No, sir, I haven't.

367. In fact, sometimes I really miss the old days at the Krusty Krab.

368. I bet you miss Squidward...

369. and the grill...

370. and the crow's nest.

371. Yeah, yeah!

372. And you know what I miss the most, Mr. Krabs?

373. That tiny squeaky sound you get

374. when you rub two pickles together.

375. You know what I mean, Mr. Krabs?

376. Uh... uh, yeah...

377. uh, yes, yes, I do, lad.

378. Well, the Krusty Krab

379. is only a short walk away.

380. Why don't you head on down

381. for old times' sake?

382. Ooh, I can't leave, Mr. Krabs.

383. What about the stand?

384. Oh, don't worry, lad.

385. I'll watch the stand for ye.

386. You will?

387. No... I've got a better idea.

388. I'll take this old roadside stand

389. off your hands... for keeps.

390. And in exchange

391. I'll give you the Krusty Krab

392. with Squidward, the grill

393. and all those squeaky pickles.

394. What did you say, Mr. Krabs...?

395. Here's the key to the Krusty Krab.

396. She's yours now.

397. Thank... you.

398. What should I do now, Mr. Krabs?

399. Run to her, boy.

400. She's waiting for ya.

401. I can't feel my legs, Mr. Krabs.

402. Don't worry, lad, I'll fix it!

403. Get this to the Krusty Krab, on the double!

404. Good luck, lad!

405. Dreams do come true...

406. Ladies and gentlemen

407. Pretty Patties is now under new management!

408. Who's next?

409. I am... I am... Over here...

410. I'm ready, I'm ready...

411. I'm ready... for me money.

412. Welcome to Pretty Patties.

413. May I take your money?

414. We want a refund, Krabs.

415. Who, how, what?

416. Your dumb Pretty Patties

417. turned my face purple!

418. Look what I got under my kilt!

419. And look at our tongues!

420. What's wrong with you?

421. We want our money back.

422. All 46,853 of us.

423. Hey, where did he go?

424. Get him!

425. Oof!

426. My key! Where's my key?

427. SpongeBob! SpongeBob, let me in!

428. SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

429. SpongeBob, let me in!

430. SpongeBob!

431. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

432. and NICKELODEON

433. Captioned byThe Caption Center Educational Foundation]