SpongeBob SquarePants 2x3

Directed by Walt Dohrn • Paul Tibbitt

Brian Doyle-Murray as Flying Dutchman (voice)

SpongeBob forgets how to tie his shoes, so he must re-learn how. But no one else knows how, either.

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1. Are you ready, kids?

2. Aye, aye, captain!

3. I can't hear you.

4. Aye, aye, captain!

5. and NICKELODEON]

6. Welcome to Bikini Bottom, where can be found

7. some of the finest specimens of undersea life.

8. Well, you know.

9. Aargh!

10. An award?

11. I never got an award before.

12. Eeee...

13. Look, rock, I got an award!

14. Jellyfish, I got an award!

15. Island, I got an awar...

16. I got to show SpongeBob!

17. Hold still, Gary.

18. Almost done.

19. Hey, SpongeBob, guess what?

20. I got an award!

21. Great, Patrick.

22. What's it for?

23. See for yourself.

24. "For outstanding achievement in achievement.

25. SpongeBob Squarepants?"

26. "SpongeBob Squarepants?"

27. That's a funny way to spell my name.

28. Patrick, I think the award is for me.

29. You must have got it by mistake.

30. But, it's shiny...

31. Yeah, but you know what else is shiny?

32. Ice cream!

33. Exactly!

34. I can find it!

35. Is it in here?

36. No, that's my...

37. award closet.

38. I want an award!

39. Aw, Patrick, don't cry.

40. You'll get an award one day.

41. I'm never going to get an award

42. because I've never done anything!

43. But, you're Patrick Star...

44. You can do anything you want!

45. That's easy for you to say.

46. You're SpongeBob.

47. If you want to win an award, you have to do something.

48. Hmm...

49. I want to defeat the giant monkey man

50. and save the ninth dimension!

51. Me, too!

52. But that sounds a little hard.

53. Why don't we start smaller?

54. I want to defeat the little monkey man

55. and save the eighth dimension!

56. Smaller.

57. Doctor! Smaller...

58. Fireman?

59. The smallest you can think of!

60. A job at the Krusty Krab?

61. Yeah!

62. I do things at work all the time!

63. Then let's go!

64. Boy, it was sure nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.

65. When I started working here

66. I had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour.

67. Hey, Squidward, guess who just got a job?

68. Guess who just quit?

69. Do I get my award yet?

70. You have to work for it, remember?

71. Tartar sauce!

72. Pick up order!

73. Do I get my award now?

74. No, you have to take the tray to the customer.

75. Okay.

76. Almost.

77. Try again, but make sure

78. the food gets to the table.

79. Like that?

80. Nope.

81. Barnacles!

82. Let's try something different.

83. All you have to do is answer the phone.

84. Aye, aye, captain.

85. Man on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?

86. No, this is Patrick.

87. Woman on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?

88. No, this is Patrick.

89. Man on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?

90. No, this is Patrick!

91. I'm not a krusty krab.

92. Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.

93. Huh?

94. Fish paste!

95. It's a little dusty around table three.

96. How about if you sweep it out?

97. What's the point?

98. I can't do anything right.

99. You'll do fine.

100. Hey, pal?

101. You just blow in from Stupidtown?

102. Keep trying, Patrick!

103. I got a load of awards

104. for SpongeBob Squarepants.

105. Why can't I do anything right?

106. Kitchen...

107. I'm never going to get an award now.

108. Don't give up, Patrick!

109. This time I've got something

110. I know you can do.

111. We'll open a jar.

112. Easy!

113. Now you try.

114. First, get a jar.

115. That's a pickle.

116. You need a jar.

117. No.

118. No.

119. No.

120. Try this.

121. Now, take the lid off the jar.

122. Just relax.

123. Lift your hand...

124. Great, we're almost there.

125. Now put it on the lid.

126. No, the lid.

127. The lid.

128. The lid.

129. The lid... the lid...

130. the-lid-the-lid- the-lid-the-lid...

131. Freeze!

132. Almost there.

133. Now head for the lid...

134. Hold.

135. Warmer.

136. Warmer!

137. Warmer!

138. You're hot, you're on fire!

139. Ah, it burns!

140. Okay, okay, wait, wait!

141. Do exactly... as I do.

142. Exactly...

143. as I do.

144. Exactly...

145. Exactly...

146. Exactly...

147. Exactly... as... you... do.

148. Oh, no, I broke it!

149. No, no, Patrick, you did it!

150. I did?

151. Touchdown!

152. I'm jar-master!

153. That was great, Patrick!

154. You really got the hang of it.

155. Yeah, remember when I had my hand up

156. and I put it on the lid?

157. Oh, yeah.

158. And then I took the lid off

159. and I thought I broke it?

160. Ah, yeah!

161. But I didn't!

162. I opened the jar with my hand!

163. And it was all because you showed me how to do it.

164. I'm never going to forget this.

165. Patrick, you do exactly what I do

166. and you'll have an award in no time.

167. I'm ready, I'm ready

168. I'm ready.

169. Good morning, SpongeBob.

170. Wow, it's amazing how a simple change of clothes

171. can make a guy look...

172. just like me.

173. Yup, if I'm going to be an award winner

174. I've got to dress like one.

175. That's creepy.

176. But flattering.

177. I'm ready, I'm ready

178. I'm ready, I'm ready

179. I'm ready...

180. I'm ready, I'm ready

181. I'm ready, I'm ready...

182. I'm ready...

183. Well, back to the old grind.

184. Well, back to the old grind.

185. Forgot my hat.

186. Me, too.

187. Whoa!

188. Whoa!

189. Ha!

190. Dropped my spatula!

191. Uh... me, too.

192. Ohhh!

193. Aha!

194. You're copying me!

195. Yes.

196. Why are you doing that?

197. So I can win an award, like you.

198. Well, it's annoying, so stop it!

199. Stop it.

200. Say, you're good.

201. Thanks.

202. Ha! Ha!

203. Darn! Darn!

204. Mary had a little lambMary had a little lamb

205. whose fleece was white as... whose fleece was white as...

206. pickle fish lips! pickle fish lips!

207. Seaweavel. Seaweavel.

208. Yorgyschmorgies. Yorgyschmorgies.

209. At least I'm safe inside my mind.

210. At least I'm safe inside my mind.

211. Ahh! Ahh!

212. Stop copying me!

213. There's no award for that!

214. Well, I guess it's safe to go in now.

215. Patrick, how long are you going to keep this up?

216. Until I have as many awards as you!

217. We'll see about that!

218. No, we won't!

219. I'm the jump rope champion of Bikini Bottom.

220. Me, too!

221. Oh, yeah?

222. I call this one "the slice and dice."

223. Ha— not a scratch on me!

224. Oh, no you don't!

225. Ugh!

226. Not much fun being me now, huh, Patrick?

227. Are you kidding?

228. I used to do this

229. way before I started copying you.

230. Whee...

231. Ahh!

232. My turn!

233. I wish I had the old Patrick back—

234. but he wants to be like me.

235. Hi, I'm Patrick Star.

236. I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom

237. and I wish I were me and not SpongeBob.

238. What's so great about being a big pink loser?

239. Exactly.

240. I was never closer to an award

241. than the minute I started copying you.

242. But Patrick...

243. Patrick's not here!

244. Trophy delivery!

245. Another trophy?

246. Oh, great!

247. What's it for this time?

248. "For doing absolutely nothing

249. longer than anyone else."

250. Patrick!

251. This trophy's for you!

252. Yay!

253. Oh!

254. Eeee...

255. So, what are you going to do now?

256. I'm going to go protect my title!

257. So, you thought I was kidding, huh?

258. No, in Bikini Bottom

259. excellence can be found even under a rock.

260. Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob

261. even if he has to make one up.

262. Hey, everybody! It's Leif Eriksson Day!

263. Hinga-ginga-durgin!

264. Ahoy, Patrick! It's Leif Eriksson Day!

265. There's a note.

266. "SpongeBob, went to get more giant paper...

267. "Uhhhh, Patrick.

268. P.S.-- Happy Leif Eriksson Day!"

269. Yaga-hinga-dinga!

270. Oh, so much for that.

271. Maybe Sandy will play with me.

272. Another note!

273. "SpongeBob, went south for the winter— Love, Sandy."

274. I don't get it— the water's fine.

275. Hey, Squidward, want to play?

276. "No."

277. Are you sure?

278. "Yes."

279. Darn, I wish I had a buddy to play with.

280. I know— I'll make one!

281. Stick Buddy!

282. Nah...

283. Rock Buddy!

284. Nope.

285. Sink Buddy!

286. Almost.

287. I've got it...

288. Bubble Buddy!

289. This... is... great!

290. I can't wait for you to meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs.

291. Don't be shy... come on!

292. Please, come again...

293. when I'm not working.

294. Next!

295. Hi, Squidward.

296. How am I supposed to enjoy yourday off

297. if you come to work anyway?

298. I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy.

299. This bubble is your friend?

300. Ah-ha-ha...

301. Well, he's handsome— I'll give him that.

302. Ha-ha-ha.

303. What will it be?

304. Oh, I'm not hungry.

305. Well, thanks for stopping by.

306. Wait! You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet.

307. Why would I do that?

308. He's hungry.

309. He's an inanimate object.

310. His money's no good here.

311. What are you saying, Mr. Squidward?

312. Everyone's money is good here.

313. At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.

314. I'm not taking an order for a bubble.

315. Sure you are— or I'll fill your life with misery and woe...

316. Even if you quit.

317. Make I take your order?

318. Wait, Bubble Buddy.

319. Let me decide for you.

320. Hmm...

321. "Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior

322. "Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty

323. Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder..."

324. Oh, it's all so good.

325. He'll just have one of everything.

326. One of everything? Whoopee!

327. I love Bubble Buddy!

328. Squidward, show our best customer to his table.

329. Bubble Buddy's thirsty.

330. How about a glass of our finest shampoo?

331. Sounds great.

332. Oh.

333. Here's your hair-care product, sir.

334. Uh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws.

335. Huh, what's that?

336. Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny.

337. What do you think?

338. Mr. Krabs...

339. Think of the customer.

340. Oh, silly me— I got the diet shampoo.

341. Here we go— one of everything for Bubble Buddy.

342. Oh, no, Squidward, wait!

343. There's cheese on these patties.

344. And?

345. Bubble Buddy's lactose intolerant—

346. he can't eat cheese.

347. What should we do?

348. We?

349. How about youtake these patties and sho...

350. Mr. Squidward...

351. Don't worry, Bubble Buddy—

352. Squidward will make a fresh batch.

353. What, is he allergic to bread, too?

354. Actually, he doesn't like the crust.

355. And the ketchup should be under the patty

356. and the pickles should be on the left side

357. and you...

358. and Squidward... and Squidward...

359. and Squidward... and Squidward...

360. Here! One of everything!

361. No cheese, no crust

362. pickles on left, four squirts of ketchup

363. wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce

364. and farm-raised tomatoes— carnival-style!

365. And if there's anything else I can do

366. please hesitate to ask.

367. That was delicious.

368. Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs!

369. So long, boys.

370. You see, Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service.

371. The customer is always right.

372. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.

373. Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs.

374. I learned my lesson.

375. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab.

376. What's this?

377. Bubble money.

378. At least they left a tip.

379. Here we are, Bubble Buddy— Goo Lagoon.

380. There are lots of ways to have fun here.

381. Dudes, bury me!

382. See what I mean?

383. All done.

384. All right!

385. Bubble Buddy, you dig him out

386. while I get some cotton candy.

387. Don't just stand there, dude— the tide's coming in.

388. Dude?

389. My friend's in there.

390. Congratulations.

391. Whoo... shake it!

392. Whoo-hoo! Shake it, yeah!

393. Shake that bubble butt, yeah!

394. Is my butt big?

395. Oh... it's the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper!

396. Later, groupies!

397. Grubby's got to go catch some gnarly pounders.

398. Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again.

399. Hey, Pearl—

400. shake hands with Bubble Buddy.

401. It's his first time on his own.

402. Once again, congratulations.

403. Popcorn, peanuts!

404. Ice-cold drinks!

405. Two hours is long enough!

406. That's it!

407. Hey, Bubble Buddy, you're finished.

408. He kept us waiting for a bubble?

409. That's nothing—

410. He called us fat!

411. He washed my flipper.

412. He owes me money!

413. He made me provide excellent service!

414. Dudes, he made me experience high tide.

415. Ohhh...

416. He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops

417. and delivered a plague unto our houses.

418. He did?

419. No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?

420. I say we tip something over!

421. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

422. Hey!

423. Now what?

424. Get the lifeguard!

425. Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him.

426. It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's

427. that's causing all the problems.

428. Who's with me?

429. Pop the bubble!

430. Hey, everyone!

431. Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?

432. Yes...

433. Hey, is this one of those sewing circles?

434. No...

435. Would you stay back with those pins?

436. Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable.

437. SpongeBob, that bubble's got to go.

438. Oh, no, he already took care of that.

439. No— "go" as in...

440. Ah! Why?

441. You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble!

442. It's time to end it.

443. No, I won't let you!

444. Here we go!

445. You'll never catch us now!

446. Never... A-ha!

447. Never!

448. Ne-ver.

449. Enough sea-horsing around, SpongeBob.

450. Give us that bubble!

451. Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!

452. Pop the bubble!

453. No, you can't!

454. He's not just a bubble...

455. he's a Bubble Buddy.

456. He's my friend and I love him.

457. Haven't you ever had a very special friend?

458. Nickel Buddy, I'll never spend you.

459. Funny Muffler...

460. and Jerky Pal...

461. Boo-boo Keys...

462. Snake Eyes...

463. We love you!

464. So, what do you say?

465. Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!

466. Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble!

467. Pop the bubble!

468. Pop the bubble!

469. Let's get this over with so I can go home

470. and play my clarinet.

471. Nooo...

472. Whoa!

473. Hey, don't I get a say in this?

474. I'll see you later, SpongeBob.

475. Things are getting weird around here.

476. So long.

477. Happy Leif Eriksson Day!

478. He's alive.

479. Of course.

480. Otherwise he couldn't tell such funny jokes.

481. Okay by me... I'm gone.

482. Seems like only this morning

483. I held his bottle.

484. They blow up so fast.

485. Ah... hi.

486. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

487. and NICKELODEON]