1. Are you ready, kids?Copy !req
2. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
3. I can't hear you.Copy !req
4. Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
5. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
6. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
7. MR.
♪ Counting my moneyCopy !req
8. What? Profits down
three dollars from last month!Copy !req
9. I got to start running
a tighter ship around here!Copy !req
10. Thank you for choosing
the Krusty Krab.Copy !req
11. Here's your change.Copy !req
12. Mr. Squidward!Copy !req
13. What?Copy !req
14. What's with all this
change nonsense?Copy !req
15. Over and under,
grab the endCopy !req
16. put it through hereCopy !req
17. up and around, round the horn,
bring it back home.Copy !req
18. Hmm?Copy !req
19. Spongebob, I ain't
paying youCopy !req
20. to play dress up.Copy !req
21. Breathe on
your own time.Copy !req
22. I don't pay
you to breathe.Copy !req
23. You hardly pay us at all.Copy !req
24. Oh, that reminds me.Copy !req
25. I got something for you.Copy !req
26. Ah, yes, our meager restitution.Copy !req
27. Ah, the sweet smell of payday.Copy !req
28. Huh?Copy !req
29. Oh, sorry, that's
me dry cleaning.Copy !req
30. Here's your check.Copy !req
31. And here's yours,
Spongebob.Copy !req
32. I can't accept
your money, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
33. Grilling is my passion.Copy !req
34. What is this?Copy !req
35. You're making me pay you
to stand at the cash register?Copy !req
36. What is the meaning
of this?Copy !req
37. Have you gone off
the deep end?Copy !req
38. There's going to be a few
changes around here.Copy !req
39. Every time I catch
you two goofing offCopy !req
40. I'm going to charge you for it.Copy !req
41. 18, 19... and 20.Copy !req
42. Here you go, Mr. K.Copy !req
43. I think this should
cover all my nonsense.Copy !req
44. Oh, and here's
an extraCopy !req
45. 50 cents for when
I was tying my shoe.Copy !req
46. Uh, Spongebob...Copy !req
47. what do you think
you're doing?Copy !req
48. I'm just giving
Mr. Krabs the money
I owe him.Copy !req
49. Well, I am not paying that
cheapskate Krab one cent.Copy !req
50. And I suggestCopy !req
51. you do the same.Copy !req
52. Why?Copy !req
53. We've got to unite
as workersCopy !req
54. and demand the respect
we deserve from the boss.Copy !req
55. In fact, you and I
should go on strike.Copy !req
56. Wow! You and me
go on strike?Copy !req
57. Sure.Copy !req
58. After all, you like
your job, right?Copy !req
59. Right.Copy !req
60. And you want to keep
working here, right?Copy !req
61. Right.Copy !req
62. And while you work hereCopy !req
63. you expect to be
treated fairly, right?Copy !req
64. Right.Copy !req
65. Then let's go on strike!Copy !req
66. Yay! A strike!Copy !req
67. I still don't know
what strike means.Copy !req
68. Hey, guess what,
Mr. KrabsCopy !req
69. me and Squidward are
going to go on strike.Copy !req
70. A strike?
Yeah.Copy !req
71. You mean you're going
to make picket signs?
Yeah.Copy !req
72. And you're going to make
protest speeches?
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
73. And you're going
to demand me respect?Copy !req
74. Yeah!Copy !req
75. No.Copy !req
76. No!Copy !req
77. Squidward!Copy !req
78. You didn't tell me
I was going to get fired!Copy !req
79. Without The Krusty Krab, I-I...Copy !req
80. Oh, Squidward,
could you hold me?Copy !req
81. I think I'm going
to be sick.Copy !req
82. Spongebob...Copy !req
83. News flash, Spongebob:
I got fired, too.Copy !req
84. This is exactly why
we need to go on strike.Copy !req
85. He can't treat us
like this anymore.Copy !req
86. He owes us for all the precious,
irretrievable momentsCopy !req
87. we've wasted in this trash heap.Copy !req
88. Soon he'll realize he needs us
more than we need him.Copy !req
89. We are workers united!Copy !req
90. Sorry.Copy !req
91. Just do exactly
as I say, SpongebobCopy !req
92. and in no time you will
have your job backCopy !req
93. and more.Copy !req
94. And more?Copy !req
95. All right, Spongebob,
now listen up.Copy !req
96. I'm going to have to
teach you how to strike.Copy !req
97. First, we must get rid
of our uniforms.Copy !req
98. They are a symbol
of our oppression.Copy !req
99. I want you to throw your hat
on the ground like so.Copy !req
100. Now, stomp it into the dust.Copy !req
101. Your turn, Spongebob.Copy !req
102. That's the idea.Copy !req
103. Now, throw it on the ground.Copy !req
104. I can't do it, Squidward.Copy !req
105. This hat is my friend;
it never oppressed me.Copy !req
106. Spongebob,
you're pathetic.Copy !req
107. Look, I threw my hat
on the ground.Copy !req
108. Aha, a confession.Copy !req
109. Next time think
before you litter.Copy !req
110. Okay, pay attention, Spongebob.Copy !req
111. Now we're going to
make picket signs.Copy !req
112. This is a very important
part of striking.Copy !req
113. Like this, Squidward.Copy !req
114. Not a picket fence,
you ding-dong.Copy !req
115. Picket sign!Copy !req
116. How's this?Copy !req
117. No.Copy !req
118. This is a picket sign.Copy !req
119. "Krusty Krab Unfair."
Short, sweet and to the point.Copy !req
120. How about this, Squidward?Copy !req
121. Spongebob, it's
unfair, not funfair.Copy !req
122. A funfair? Where?Copy !req
123. Oh, I could go
for some fun.Copy !req
124. At The Krusty Krab.Copy !req
125. Hey, everybody, let's
go to the funfair.Copy !req
126. Krusty Krab is unfair!Copy !req
127. Mr. Krabs is in there!Copy !req
128. Standing at the concession!Copy !req
129. Plotting his oppression!Copy !req
130. What the heck
does that mean?Copy !req
131. I don't know.Copy !req
132. Squidward told me
to yell it at people.Copy !req
133. Then, you must be
Spongebob Squarepants.Copy !req
134. Yes.Copy !req
135. Dude, you are like
a fry cook legend.Copy !req
136. Will you sign my spatula?Copy !req
137. Anything for an
aspiring fry cook.Copy !req
138. So, did you come down
to help out the cause?Copy !req
139. No. I came to take your job.Copy !req
140. Hey, thanks, dude!Copy !req
141. Attention, Spongebob!Copy !req
142. You are a terrible striker!Copy !req
143. You just let your replacement
cross our picket lineCopy !req
144. without so much as
a single threat.Copy !req
145. I'm sorry, Squidward.Copy !req
146. How about I try
the signs again?Copy !req
147. FORGET THE SIGNS!Copy !req
148. I've got something
for you to do.Copy !req
149. Go stand over there.Copy !req
150. Like this, Squidward?Copy !req
151. Almost.Copy !req
152. A little more
to the right.Copy !req
153. And... perfect.Copy !req
154. Attention,
people of Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
155. You have been cheated
and lied to!Copy !req
156. I knew it.Copy !req
157. The gentle laborer
shall no longer sufferCopy !req
158. from the noxious greed
of Mr. Krabs!Copy !req
159. Hey, what's that guy
talking about?Copy !req
160. I don't know but
he's got a megaphone.Copy !req
161. We will dismantle oppression
board by board!Copy !req
162. We'll saw the foundation
of big business in half!Copy !req
163. Even if it takes an eternity!Copy !req
164. Gee, I don't know what
Squidward's talking aboutCopy !req
165. but he sure sounds convincing.Copy !req
166. With your support we will send
the hammer of the people's willCopy !req
167. crashing through
the windowsCopy !req
168. of Mr. Krabs'
house of servitude!Copy !req
169. Wow.Copy !req
170. All this supporting
is making me hungry.Copy !req
171. Hey, everybody, let's
go get a Krabby Patty.Copy !req
172. Nobody gives a care
about the fate of laborCopy !req
173. as long as they can get
their instant gratification.Copy !req
174. That was a great
speech, Squidward.Copy !req
175. You practically had them
eating out of your hands.Copy !req
176. But they didn't, did
they, Mr. Squidward?Copy !req
177. 'Cause they were too busy
eating out of mine.Copy !req
178. I wish you two had
gone on strike earlier.Copy !req
179. Thanks for attracting
all these paying customersCopy !req
180. with all your signage
and your sloganeering.Copy !req
181. All right, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
182. You've gone
too far this time.Copy !req
183. You can pick on me,
but Squidward is a great leader.Copy !req
184. We are workers united!Copy !req
185. We're tired of your smelly greedCopy !req
186. and we're going to saw
all your tablesCopy !req
187. and we're going to smash stuff
with the people's hammer.Copy !req
188. And we're going to...Copy !req
189. we're going to...Copy !req
190. Squidward, what was
that other part?Copy !req
191. Dismantle your oppressive
establishment?Copy !req
192. Yeah, that, too!Copy !req
193. And me and Squidward
are going to stay on strikeCopy !req
194. until we get
what we deserve!Copy !req
195. Even if it takes...Copy !req
196. forever!Copy !req
197. Forever!Copy !req
198. Forever!Copy !req
199. Forever!Copy !req
200. Forever!Copy !req
201. On strike with SpongebobCopy !req
202. forever?Copy !req
203. Hey, SquidwardCopy !req
204. I bet old man Krabs is
going to break any day.Copy !req
205. Eh, Squidward?Copy !req
206. Eh, Squidward?Copy !req
207. Eh, Squidward?Copy !req
208. Eh, Squidward?Copy !req
209. Eh, Squidward?Copy !req
210. Eh, Squidward?Copy !req
211. Aah!Copy !req
212. I got to beg Mr. Krabs
for my job backCopy !req
213. and put an end
to this nightmare!Copy !req
214. Oh.Copy !req
215. uh...Copy !req
216. Evening, Mr. Squidward, uh...Copy !req
217. I was just in the neighborhood
and, I, uh...Copy !req
218. thought I'd drop by to...Copy !req
219. beg you to come back to work.Copy !req
220. The Krusty Krab
is a wreck!Copy !req
221. I'm ruined without you
and the little yellow guy.Copy !req
222. The teenagers I hired
is ruining the place.Copy !req
223. And the worst part isCopy !req
224. they won't leave me alone.Copy !req
225. All right, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
226. See what I mean?Copy !req
227. Squidward, please,
you got to come back.Copy !req
228. You'll give us
anythingwe want?Copy !req
229. Yes. Anything.Copy !req
230. So what do you say,
Mr. Squidward?Copy !req
231. Your story breaks
my heart, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
232. Why don't we take
a little walk and, uh...Copy !req
233. discuss my terms.Copy !req
234. I got a bad feeling in
the pit of me wallet.Copy !req
235. Gee, being on strike with
Squidward sure is a kick.Copy !req
236. Squidward's words are still
buzzing around in my headCopy !req
237. like an angry jellyfish.Copy !req
238. Squidward was right.Copy !req
239. I can't just sit here,
it's time for action.Copy !req
240. I will restore the working man
to his rightful glory.Copy !req
241. I will dismantle this
oppressive establishmentCopy !req
242. board by board.Copy !req
243. I will saw the tables
of tyranny in half.Copy !req
244. Gnaw at the ankles
of big business.Copy !req
245. Squidward will be so proud.Copy !req
246. Well, SquidwardCopy !req
247. those were intense
negotiations.Copy !req
248. I'm glad you saw it
our way, Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
249. Now I can fire
them teenagersCopy !req
250. and get me two
golden boys back.Copy !req
251. Ah!Copy !req
252. Well, see you at work.Copy !req
253. Sp-Sp-Spongebob.Copy !req
254. Wh-Wh-What have
you done?Copy !req
255. I did exactly as
you said, Squidward.Copy !req
256. I dismantled the
establishment.Copy !req
257. Now we'll get our
jobs back for sure.Copy !req
258. Squidward!Copy !req
259. Spongebob!Copy !req
260. Yes, Mr. Krabs? Yes, Mr. Krabs?Copy !req
261. Here it comes.Copy !req
262. In order to pay off
these damagesCopy !req
263. you two are going
to work for meCopy !req
264. forever!Copy !req
265. Yahoo!Copy !req
266. The strike worked,
Squidward.Copy !req
267. We got our jobs
back. Forever.Copy !req
268. Forever.Copy !req
269. Forever.Copy !req
270. Forever.Copy !req
271. Ah, another peaceful evening
in Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
272. Listen to
the tropical tranquillity.Copy !req
273. Uh-oh.Copy !req
274. Trick or treat?Copy !req
275. Thank you.Copy !req
276. you keep the change.Copy !req
277. Wha—?Copy !req
278. I saw it.Copy !req
279. It was big.Copy !req
280. It was all wiggly.Copy !req
281. And it ate everything.Copy !req
282. That's horrible.Copy !req
283. It was anCopy !req
284. AlaskanCopy !req
285. bull worm!Copy !req
286. He ate my wheelbarrow.Copy !req
287. He ate my children's homework.Copy !req
288. Do I need to say it?Copy !req
289. How can we protect ourselves?Copy !req
290. I got it!Copy !req
291. Let's all buy a Krabby Patty.Copy !req
292. Boo!Copy !req
293. We should lock our doors.Copy !req
294. We should call my nephew.Copy !req
295. We should
dig a moat.Copy !req
296. We should dig Bikini Bottom
and push it somewhere else.Copy !req
297. That idea may just be
crazy enough...Copy !req
298. to get us all killed.Copy !req
299. Let's get someone
to go after it.Copy !req
300. There ain't no one
fool enough to take on
an Alaskan bull worm.Copy !req
301. You got a bathroom
in this place?Copy !req
302. In the back.Copy !req
303. Thanks.Copy !req
304. I'll catch your worm for you.Copy !req
305. That is, if'n
you're willing to pay.Copy !req
306. MR.
No!Copy !req
307. You'll never get
a cent out of me.Copy !req
308. Never!Copy !req
309. I'd rather that worm come
in here right nowCopy !req
310. and eat you all alive.Copy !req
311. Sorry.Copy !req
312. Aw, shucks.
I don't want your money.Copy !req
313. I was just playing up
the drama of the moment, is all.Copy !req
314. Nope, I'm gonna take
that spineless critter down
for nothingCopy !req
315. 'cause this is personal.Copy !req
316. Look, my tail's gone.Copy !req
317. Varmint must have got itCopy !req
318. while I had my back turned,
the coward!Copy !req
319. I am going to get back
what's mine.Copy !req
320. Yeah!Copy !req
321. What?Copy !req
322. But Sandy, you don't know
what you're up against.Copy !req
323. We're talking aboutCopy !req
324. an AlaskanCopy !req
325. bull worm.Copy !req
326. Well, I don't know
nothing about AlaskaCopy !req
327. but lookee here.Copy !req
328. Back in Texas, I wrangled bullsCopy !req
329. and I wrangled worms.Copy !req
330. Far as I'm concernedCopy !req
331. doing them both together
just saves rope.Copy !req
332. Now, I'm going to go kick me
some worm tail.Copy !req
333. Yeehaw!Copy !req
334. But Sandy,
you don't know.Copy !req
335. Don't worry, Spongebob.
I won't be long.Copy !req
336. Sandy...Copy !req
337. Sandy!Copy !req
338. Go get him, Sandy.Copy !req
339. We have the utmost
confidence in you.Copy !req
340. Now, what was
that idea of yours?Copy !req
341. Push!Copy !req
342. Wait!Copy !req
343. Sandy!Copy !req
344. Hey, SpongebobCopy !req
345. you coming to watch?Copy !req
346. Sandy!Copy !req
347. Don't go!Copy !req
348. Why not?Copy !req
349. Sandy, I saw it.Copy !req
350. It's big, scary and pink.Copy !req
351. So's Patrick's bellybuttonCopy !req
352. but I ain't afraid of that,
neither.Copy !req
353. You'll get massacred.Copy !req
354. Spongebob, I'm
from Texas.Copy !req
355. What you think is big,
and what I think is bigCopy !req
356. are two totally different bigs.Copy !req
357. Besides, he's got my tail.
I can't take that sitting down.Copy !req
358. Okay, but what if the worm
didn't take your tail?Copy !req
359. If that worm ain't got my tail,
who does?Copy !req
360. Um... I do.Copy !req
361. You do? Where?Copy !req
362. Uh, in my... pocket.Copy !req
363. Well, why didn't you
just say so?Copy !req
364. Give it here.Copy !req
365. Come on.Copy !req
366. Oh!Copy !req
367. Spongebob, that's a
paper clip and a
piece of string.Copy !req
368. No, it's not.
This is your tail.Copy !req
369. Spongebob!Copy !req
370. How would you know?
It's always behind you.Copy !req
371. Oh, don't go, don't goCopy !req
372. don't go...Copy !req
373. Spongebob, what is
the matter with you?Copy !req
374. Now, I'm going
to go giveCopy !req
375. that legless rascal
what for.Copy !req
376. And there ain't nothingCopy !req
377. you can say to stop me.Copy !req
378. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
379. What if I saidCopy !req
380. "Blargin fedibble
no-hip?"Copy !req
381. Well, I got to admit,
that slowed me down.Copy !req
382. But I'm still
going for him.Copy !req
383. You know, tails
are so overrated.Copy !req
384. Let's just forget
about it and go home.Copy !req
385. I've got ice cream.Copy !req
386. With nuts.Copy !req
387. Sandy, this is your
pappy speakingCopy !req
388. and I forbid you to
go after this worm.Copy !req
389. Y'all come back
here, young lady.Copy !req
390. You ain't my pa.Copy !req
391. Sandy, if you want
to get to that wormCopy !req
392. you're going to have to go
through me.Copy !req
393. Sandy, no, I
can't let you.Copy !req
394. I'm not going to
let you get killed.Copy !req
395. If you find him, you'll
get eaten for sure.Copy !req
396. Ain't no way
some dumb, old sea worm'sCopy !req
397. going to make a meal of me.Copy !req
398. I'm too Texas tough.Copy !req
399. No...Copy !req
400. Not tough enough.
Not tough enough.Copy !req
401. Spongebob, quit your worrying.Copy !req
402. I can take care
of myself.Copy !req
403. After all, who's the strongest
critter in Bikini Bottom?Copy !req
404. You are.Copy !req
405. And who put theCopy !req
406. "hiya-hi-ho-k"Copy !req
407. in karate?Copy !req
408. Youdid.Copy !req
409. And who saves
your yellow backsideCopy !req
410. from certain destruction
on a regular basis?Copy !req
411. You do.Copy !req
412. Right, and I can handle
your little bull worm, tooCopy !req
413. 'cause I am the best
there is.Copy !req
414. There ain't nothing
too bigCopy !req
415. or too ornery
for me to catch.Copy !req
416. Okay.Copy !req
417. Say it.Copy !req
418. There isn't anything...Copy !req
419. Ain't nothing...Copy !req
420. Ain't nothingtoo bigCopy !req
421. or too ornery
for you to catch.Copy !req
422. But... Ah!Copy !req
423. But... Ah!Copy !req
424. And... Oh!Copy !req
425. We... Oh!Copy !req
426. I... No!Copy !req
427. Yeah, but... No.Copy !req
428. You see... No!Copy !req
429. I... Oh!Copy !req
430. Worm sign.Copy !req
431. He's in that cave.Copy !req
432. Sandy, are you sure you...?Copy !req
433. Course, I am.
I'm going inCopy !req
434. and I ain't coming outCopy !req
435. till I got me a big, heaping
plate of worm stew.Copy !req
436. Aha!Copy !req
437. There you are,
you tailnabbin' varmint.Copy !req
438. Hiya!Copy !req
439. I'm winning,
Spongebob.Copy !req
440. Sandy, that's not...Copy !req
441. Hiya, hiya!Copy !req
442. This shouldn't
take long.Copy !req
443. Sandy, that's not...Copy !req
444. Almost done.Copy !req
445. Sandy!Copy !req
446. Yeehaw!
I got him, Spongebob.Copy !req
447. Sandy?Copy !req
448. Boy, howdy!Copy !req
449. This critter put up
some sort of fight.Copy !req
450. But I'm from Texas,
and as you can seeCopy !req
451. no worm is a match for me.Copy !req
452. I even found my tail.Copy !req
453. That's not the worm.Copy !req
454. Pardon?Copy !req
455. That's not the worm.Copy !req
456. That's his tongue.Copy !req
457. Oh...Copy !req
458. this is the tongue.Copy !req
459. And the whole thing
is the worm.Copy !req
460. Run for your life!Copy !req
461. So, what's
the plan, Sandy?Copy !req
462. Run faster!Copy !req
463. I could have thought of that.Copy !req
464. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
465. I was right, wasn't I?Copy !req
466. Later.Copy !req
467. Aw, he is too big for you,
isn't he?Copy !req
468. Not now,
Spongebob.Copy !req
469. I want to hear you say it.Copy !req
470. Can we talk some other time?Copy !req
471. Say it.Copy !req
472. Spongebob?Copy !req
473. Say it, or I'll trip you.Copy !req
474. No. Get away.Copy !req
475. Say it. Not now.Copy !req
476. Say it. Okay.Copy !req
477. You were right, and I was wrong.Copy !req
478. I was wrong, wrong,
wrong, wrong, wrong.Copy !req
479. Are you happy now?Copy !req
480. I knew it.Copy !req
481. Not again.Copy !req
482. Uh, Sandy?Copy !req
483. Yeah?Copy !req
484. What do we do now?Copy !req
485. I've got it!
Spongebob, you still gotCopy !req
486. that paper clip and that string?Copy !req
487. I'm way ahead of you, Sandy.Copy !req
488. Look, it's a necklace.Copy !req
489. "S" for "Spongebob"
or "S" for "Sandy."Copy !req
490. That way they can identify
our bodies.Copy !req
491. No, silly, how about "S"Copy !req
492. for "Save our skins"?Copy !req
493. Yeehaw!Copy !req
494. Now, thisis what
I call a rodeo.Copy !req
495. We'll be nice
and safe up here.Copy !req
496. We did it!Copy !req
497. Yay!Copy !req
498. He'll never get
out of there.Copy !req
499. We saved the town.Copy !req
500. Yay, let's go
tell everybody.Copy !req
501. Push!Copy !req
502. Push!Copy !req
503. Hooray!Copy !req
504. Ouch.Copy !req
505. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
506. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
507. Captioned by
The Caption Center
Educational Foundation]Copy !req